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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 5/7/25, 8:05 am

Good morning. I think it’s allergies since an antihistamine helps but I have been feeling gross for the last few days. So this may be even less coherent than usual.

But! I do want to say: It’s filing week. And you know what that means. You, yes you: You can run for office. Lots of local offices and people like you, but critically not you yet are putting their name forward.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 8:31 am

    Democrat rep makes clear that means testing cannot be used to keep me from getting everything I was promised.

    Rep. Mark Pocan
    @RepMarkPocan
    ·
    19h
    Let’s be clear: Social Security is your f*cking money.

    So get to work paying me, Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 8:42 am

    People magazine reports that Donald Trump has forced Michelle Obama into psychotherapy.

    Or maybe it was Vera Baker.

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 8:50 am

    If this keeps up Welfare Queen YLB’s husband might just have to take one of the ones out front off blocks.

    Autos
    Used vehicle pricing barometer jumps to highest level since 2023 amid auto tariffs

    Sadly, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit still won’t be able to afford transportation.

  4. 4

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 8:51 am

    The increase in used car values of late has pushed the net worth of the Welfare Queen YLB household into four figures.

  5. 5

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:17 am

    dumbfuck bob,

    https://youtube.com/shorts/6NGOHLnVs98?si=cWvyOnfah39qQuzE

    Behave yourself!

  6. 6

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:23 am

    one of the ones out front off blocks.

    Heh.. this is yet another example of dumbfuck trying to erase the humiliation of the tenant that fucked it in ass..

    prolly after the tenant’s baby momma was kreeped out by dumbfuck stalking her.

    household into four figures.

    funny how a bank would lend to us for a remodel with that kind of net worth but a dumbfuck’s gonna “seriously” and “unintelligently” dumbfuck.

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:28 am

    @ 6

    funny how a bank would lend to us for a remodel with that kind of net worth …

    The term you are looking for is subprime.

  8. 8

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:29 am

    So get to work paying me

    And boomers get busy dying..

    https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php

    Nearly 6k a day.. Dumbfuck babbles that’s great for the kids.

  9. 9

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:30 am

    subprime.

    30 year fixed @ 4.5 percent ain’t subprime dumbfuck.. And we got the financing from our original mortgage servicer – big blue chip bank – high stock price – hundreds per share.

    Damn your “seriously” dumb.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:52 am

    @ 9

    Three decades of indebtedness to benefit a stranger in the main part of your house while you cram your husband and your two fucked kids into the basement isn’t much of a life, Welfare Queen YLB. But I suppose it beats working for a living in favor of all that panhandling you do.

  11. 11

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:53 am

    Nobody voted for defunding NPR.

    His (their) motive? A Nazi State!

    On your knees Bobby

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 9:59 am

    @ 11

    … defunding NPR.

    Hey, donate as much as you want, G-clown. States, as well, can fund to their hearts’ content.

    There’s just no reason for the federal government to support it. Hasn’t been a reason, for decades.

    Just think how much more we could put into AIDS education and HIV treatment if we weren’t dumping it into Weekend Edition.

  13. 13

    Kai Ryssdal, US Navy, Blue Angels spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:15 am

    @12

    Other than the law creating it.

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:16 am

    DJT47 is 28 points better handling crime than Biden was.

    (((Harry Enten)))
    @ForecasterEnten

    I know reopening Alcatraz is “late night fodder” for some, but we’re actually now talking about a top issue for Trump: crime.

    Voters like what Trump’s doing on crime. His net approval is +2 pts. Biden’s was -26 pts!

    Trump’s own net approval on crime is up 15 pts from 2024!

    7:24 AM · May 6, 2025

    Think about that, libbies, each and every time you embrace MS-13 and dismiss the parents of one of the women one of their gang members murdered.

  15. 15

    Jesus spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:19 am

    Secretary Hegseth,

    There is no amount of jets you can sacrifice to Poseidon that I’ll turn the seato wine for you.

  16. 16

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:23 am

    Three decades of indebtedness to benefit a stranger in the main part

    Not a stranger and not the main part. I’ve made that clear many times..

    Wrong about that.. wrong about net worth.. Wrong about the kids.. Last kid flies the nest in July.

    yawwnn.. what a boring buffoon..

  17. 17

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:30 am

    Think about that, libbies

    Yes, we’re capable of critical thought..

    Crime statistics compiled by the FBI and other sources show an increase in violent crime, notably murders, in 2020 and a decline since. A revision to the FBI data this year doesn’t change that overall trend, despite claims made on social media and by the Trump campaign to the contrary.

    https://www.factcheck.org/2024/10/crime-stats-still-show-a-decline-since-2020/

    We also know you’re just a babbling dumbfuck clown.

  18. 18

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:36 am

    btw, dumbfuck?

    Youngest made his choice of pro school. Very good choice. Gives him bright prospects for the future, a strong network to lean on.

    And I will rub it in your clown face when he gets his license.

    Lie about me and my family all you want dumbfuck. It keeps your silly ass warm as you molder in widbee. To be fair, we give back as much if not more as we get. It’s a barrel of laughs. For me and the others here.

  19. 19

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 10:43 am

    Pretty soon my stalker, liddle maxiwipe, teh aroma of Sendona, proud doormat for its adult children will show up to babble its junior high level spew.

    So we present:

    The ADUs of Sedona!

    Did you vote for that liddle maxiwipe?

    and

    The shelter challenged of Sedona!

    Watch out houseless.. liddle maxiwipe might manage to get its popgun out of the gun safe yet.

  20. 20

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 11:18 am

    @12 and if that was the motive behind then yeah sounds so harmless, but I’m pretty sure it’s about reporting on the future misdeeds of this lawless corrupt administration

  21. 21

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 11:20 am

    What are we (they) gonna do about The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus?

  22. 22

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 12:09 pm

    Think about that, libbies, each and every time you embrace MS-13 and dismiss the parents of one of the women one of their gang members murdered.

    Fat Hitler and MAGA are literally funding MS-13 with the Nazi Fucktard’s tax dollars.

    And why wouldn’t they? Rising gang activity in the Northern Triangle is very good for their business.

  23. 23

    Black Friday Sale spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 12:30 pm

    @14

    Wait til June when 2A fanboys are shooting each other over the few remaining ‘Grads’ decorations at the party store.

  24. 24

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 12:33 pm

    The Nazi Fucktard also gets to pay for $858 million in just two months in “bonus incentives” and OT for ICE Fat Asses staking out the parking lot at the Tiny Tots gym at the strip mall by the freeway while scarfing down Whataburger and masturbating to goat porn.

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 1:12 pm

    I did not leave the Republican Party.

    But the Republican Party tried to leave me.

    So I crawled on my hands and knees eating a mile of orange shit just to make my way back and plant my greedy lips on some MAGA asshole.

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:09 pm

    @1 “testing cannot be used to keep me from getting everything I was promised”

    Great. Tell us how you plan to enforce that. Who’s going to process your application? Also, expect nonstop robocalls from telemarketers who bought your personal information from Elon.

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:16 pm

    @3 This is my transportation. No gas tax, and doesn’t require a charging station.

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:20 pm

    @7 We suspect your living arrangements with Mary Kay are sublet. That would readily explain why you spend so much time in the barn.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:20 pm

    @7 We suspect your living arrangements with Mary Kay are sublet. That can explain why you spend so much time in the barn.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:24 pm

    @12 “There’s just no reason for the federal government to support it. Hasn’t been a reason, for decades. Just think how much more we could put into AIDS education and HIV treatment if we weren’t dumping it into Weekend Edition.”

    Oh look! The dumbfuck wants us to believe Republicans intend to divert NPR funding to AIDS education and HIV treatment instead of billionaires.

  31. 31

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:33 pm

    Here is an important reminder, brough to you by the 1970s:

    There exists no central bank monetary policy capable of meaninfully intervening against stagflation.

    Here we go!

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:38 pm

    @14 “DJT47 is 28 points better handling crime than Biden was.”

    No, this only means some of the people who responded to cherry-picked surveys think he’s better at crime than Biden, which has little relationship to reality.

    The truth is presidents don’t have much influence on crime rates. About the most they can do is throw some federal money at underfunded state and municipal police agencies. The number of cops on the beat does have some bearing on crime rates.

    But the overwhelming factor affecting crime rates is demographics. Fewer young people means less crime. If Trump’s mass deportation efforts are successful that will probably raise overall crime rates because immigrants commit crime at lower rates than citizens. The GOP’s lax gun policies contribute to violent crime.

    Most political rhetoric about crime, especially coming from Republicans, is bullshit.

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:38 pm

    @14 “DJT47 is 28 points better handling crime than Biden was.”

    No, this only means the people who responded to a cherry-picked survey think he’s better at crime than Biden, which is unrelated to reality.

    The truth is presidents don’t have much influence on crime rates. About the most they can do is throw some federal money at underfunded state and municipal police agencies. The number of cops on the beat does have some bearing on crime rates.

    But the overwhelming factor affecting crime rates is demographics. Fewer young people means less crime. If Trump’s mass deportation efforts are successful that will probably raise overall crime rates because immigrants commit crime at lower rates than citizens. The GOP’s lax gun policies contribute to violent crime.

    It’s a fact of life that Republican rhetoric about crime invariably is bullshit. See, e.g., the last sentence of your own post.

  34. 34

    Republicans spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:43 pm

    We need to shit down NPR! Maybe then no one will notice they can’t replace their broken egg timer and lost gas cap and dog toys and t-shorts and

    FUTTERMAN: That’s Gene Seroka, the executive director of the Port of L.A.

    SEROKA: Cargo volume this week for imports is down 35% compared to last year. People are quite concerned, absolutely.

    FUTTERMAN: He says this doesn’t just affect people who work directly with the port.

    SEROKA: The impact the Port of Los Angeles has on the city, the region and the country cannot be understated. The cargo that moves through this port reaches not only all 50 states, but each one of our 435 congressional districts.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:44 pm

    @16 He lies about everything because he can’t handle the truth.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:52 pm

    @31 For decades, Republicans beat into us that taxes restrain economic growth. Now they’re imposing the largest middle class tax increase in over a century.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 2:55 pm

    @34 Speaking of congressional districts, as I read Trump’s plan to annex Canada, he intends to give Canadians two senators and one representative.

  38. 38

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 3:02 pm

    Heh. Well.. A tariff “deal” with a country like a freaking Lesotho means saying “I’ll buy that!” to elmo’s StarLink..

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/05/07/elon-musk-starlink-trump-tariffs/

    Buy an orange pants shitter, ka ching go the sales.

    #artofthedeal

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 3:10 pm

    Trump wants to rename the Persian Gulf in order to slight Iran. He likes “Arabian Gulf,” a moniker supported by the Arab states. I have no problem with it. At least he isn’t going for “Gulf of Trump.”

  40. 40

    I Have A Penis with your Vagina we can be mommy and daddy spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 4:10 pm

    $5000!

    Fuck the kids! We don’t have to take care of our kids, if we even knew how to be parents

  41. 41

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 4:24 pm

    $5000!

    @40 so liddle maxiwipe finally arrives to jerk off. 4 figures does the trick. Helps it…

    “disseminate”

    It’s what little junior high dudes do..

  42. 42

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:26 pm

    But the overwhelming factor affecting crime rates is demographics.

    But it certainly helps increase crime rates when MAGA Republicans set up a taxpayer cash fire hose spraying down notorious narco-terror gangs in the Northern Triangle like strippers on Spring Break.

  43. 43

    Just put the unqualified white people in charge spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:36 pm

    Jesus Kegseth!

    West side story didn’t even lose this many Jets to Sharks.

  44. 44

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:39 pm

    34,
    They’ll be unable to avoid noticing once the online merch portals of their favorite media Nazis run out of dick pills and shoe magnets.

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:40 pm

    I wonder how much longer MAGA Mike and his ilk will keep pretending there’s $880 billion of “waste, fraud, and abuse” in the Medicaid program?

    There’s no way these asswipes can make big spending cuts to Medicaid without taking essential health care away from millions of Americans.

    Which is fine with them, philosophically, but then they’ll have to run in 2026 on a platform of “we took your health care away to give tax cuts to billionaires.”

    Some are having second and third thoughts about the political wisdom of such a move and that’s giving MAGA Mike fits.

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/07/politics/enrollment-medicaid-republican-representatives-dg

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:50 pm

    Republicans can’t possibly increase defense spending, pay for Trump’s mass deportations, and enact new tax cuts without gutting health care spending or exploding the deficit. Even Trump’s huge value-added tax (aka tariffs) will at most cover only half the $880 billion Medicaid cuts.

  47. 47

    ASB President spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:54 pm

    Looks like progressives doing progressive things at a UW Engineering Building.

  48. 48

    roflmao spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 6:58 pm

    19

    speaking of stalkers…..YLB even goes as far as to research where ONE of our houses is located.

    Now do the other two……

    weird.

  49. 49

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 7:37 pm

    @ 43

    West side story didn’t even lose this many Jets to Sharks.

    Jesus Boxcheck! #CrookedHillary didn’t even lose that many swing states to Donald Trump.

  50. 50

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/7/25 at 8:42 pm

    “we took your health care away to give tax cuts to billionaires.”

    For the vast majority of MAGA voters it’s going to be much more like “we took health care away from your nephew with cystic fibrosis or from your adult daughter with cerebral palsy”.

    They’re Nazis. I don’t actually think they give a fuck.

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 4:29 am

    Trump just called Jerome Powell a “fool.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/08/trump-calls-fed-chair-jerome-powell-a-fool-after-central-bank-keeps-rates-steady.html

    BWAAA-HAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    Trump can’t grasp basic economics. No wonder he failed in business. You can’t offset tariff inflation by cutting interest rates … !

  52. 52

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 5:43 am

    where ONE of our houses is located.

    research? Sedona? liddle maxiwipe gave it up here in the threads..

    More than ONE house? Oh wow so impressed. Next thing you know maxiwipe will brag it’s bestabuds with Dr. Oz.

    yawwn.. dumbass..

  53. 53

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 5:47 am

    You can’t offset tariff inflation by cutting interest rates … !

    And baby strollers trippling in cost are offset by lower oil prices.

    They’ll get really low when the next great recession hits.

  54. 54

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 5:56 am

    Awww… Bless his heart…

    George “macaca” Allen:

    Some might be surprised that I, a Republican, am challenging President Donald Trump’s tariffs plan. But my opposition to tax increases is not new.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/05/08/george-allen-trump-tariffs-constitution/

    Elmo, jerkoff dickhead bowman and the rest of the always wrong natalist crowd want young people to get busy breeding but they buttkiss orange pants shitter whose tariff wet dream makes raising a kid WAY MORE expensive.

    Tariffs are tax increases. Who’d a thought that?

  55. 55

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 6:02 am

    Memo to liddle maxiwipe.

    Yours truly gives zero fucks over where you plant your junior high ass.

    Save for laughing at you turning tail and run from people you hate.

    The “research” that the revived db will yield your greatest hits here at lowly HA..

    ya know, your rape fantasies, your silly popgun antics, your meth binge, your monson manlove, fueling your hot wheels with iranian oil..

    That shit is soooo.. funeee..

  56. 56

    Ed Martin spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 6:31 am

    “I don’t recall any of the statements that I typed into the phone, re read thought, “Sounds good” and posted on a public forum. Nor do I have any specific recollection of amy statements made orally of which there are recordings.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/05/08/ed-martin-jan-6-answers/

  57. 57

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 6:37 am

    Tesla hasn’t even managed to secure the tradename IP rights, but is still suckering DoucheBro investors with phony claims that a fully autonomous ride hailing service will launch in a few weeks.

    https://www.aol.com/news/teslas-robotaxi-trademark-refused-being-225006216.html

    #TeslaTakedown is working.

  58. 58

    DOGE spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 6:43 am

    DC Circuit court En Bamc what other courts have also found. An agency created by Congress and funded by current law cannot be ‘fired’.

    So Keri Lake is going to pit OAN on the air for the next couple years to really sway the world that half of America is evil, all mocha skin Spanish speakers are ‘La Eme’ and vaccines cause autism.

  59. 59

    Junipero Sera spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:57 am

    #UPDATE Thick black smoke billowed from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican on Thursday in a sign that cardinals had found some natives not mining gold and a couple Spanish Jews.

  60. 60

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:04 am

    So the “Voice of America” to the world is now..

    onanism..

  61. 61

    Heckuva Job Donnie spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:54 am

    @60

    I do wonder the propaganda value of broadcasting “we’re coming to lill Kim Jong Un into North Korea.

    Footnote

    Read an article maybe a decade ago about a NK defector who got to China (sanctioned by govt) and then to Pakistan and eventually Australia. She cited as a big reason for wanting out was seeing SK tv and ‘Friends’ on an illegal TV. Paraphrased, “It’s just a TV show but if was impossible for someone my age to not live with her husband’s family and have time with friends no one would watch.”

  62. 62

    Malaysia Flight 370 spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 9:02 am

    Donnie on why he wants to give billions to Elon to overhaul the Air Traffic Control System which was actually working pretty well until Elon fired everyone and “Secretary Real World” took over.

    You always need pilots. I want pilots. But you wouldn’t even have to have pilots.

    I for one look forward to flying a RoboDC-10 and a Cyber737-Max.

  63. 63

    Ed Martin spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 9:18 am

    Well shit. Stabbed me in the back. I was going to lie under oath about January 6th for you and you tossed me aside like I was your second ex wife.

  64. 64

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 9:56 am

    White Smoke.

  65. 65

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 10:16 am

    62,

    Elmo can deliver commercial passenger jets that will fly into Looney Toons Wile E. Coyote cartooon walls.

  66. 66

    Mitch The Glitch, IOKIYAR spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 10:19 am

    @63,

    Those guys tried to kill me.

    I’m never okay with that.

  67. 67

    G spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 10:26 am

    Not according to Dumbfuck!!!!!!

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/port-of-seattle-commissioner-trump-tariffs_n_681c225de4b00e22a298da90

  68. 68

    G spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 10:49 am

    I never really liked this guy. Not saying I never felt he had something good to offer or state, but there is something about him that I don’t like.

    https://apnews.com/article/john-fetterman-trump-democrats-senate-pennsylvania-8129e206ed9479ad8534eac3fd128abe

  69. 69

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 10:53 am

    LEHIGH COUNTY, PA – May 6, 2025: Today, the Lehigh County Pension Board, overseeing $500 million in assets, instructed its investment manager to immediately cease all new investments in Tesla, owing to concerns over Elon Musk’s political activity and the negative impacts it’s having on the company.

    #TeslaTakedown is working.

  70. 70

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 10:55 am

    68,
    I liked him fine before the brain damage.

  71. 71

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 11:03 am

    Over 764,000 investors lost money in Fat Hitler’s silly crypto scheme.

    Just 58 wealthy insiders made over $10 million each.

    Which group do you really think the market timing Nazi Fucktard belongs to?

  72. 72

    G spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 11:39 am

    The Stock Market really is bullshit. Tomorrow, the minute they realize Drumpfy is tanking the market it will drop 2000 points.

  73. 73

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 11:42 am

    @71 Been a sucker and suck ass since surviving hell week.

  74. 74

    G spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 11:51 am

    Humans will act the same way – like animals. The Heterosexual Neanderthals have a virus.

    https://apnews.com/article/chickens-euthanized-animal-neglect-farm-61459549d78555f7fe121d6461b6bd41

    Farm = Country
    Drumpf = Neglect

  75. 75

    It’s good to have fans spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 12:32 pm

    55

    lol…..meth binge? Rape fantasy?? Da fuq are you talking about?

    YLB, you are straight up weird. Everyone here knows that.

    Thanks for being my stalker tho….

  76. 76

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 1:04 pm

    Da fuq are you talking about?

    Talking about what you’ve done here in the threads liddle monsonite..

    It will be rubbed in your junior high dope mug soon enough..

    Care to stick around for that?

    Weird? Yeah you been “weird” all right. I show up. You show up cuz’ you been stalking yours truly. Makes for good laughs. Thanks for playing.

  77. 77

    Seek mental help now spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 1:10 pm

    76

    You really are weird person.

    Obsessed also. Literally searching the internet for information about Sedona, among other things.

    Very creepy vibes you are sending out. Very stalkerish.

    Just……weird.

  78. 78

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 1:12 pm

    Memo to liddle maxiwipe

    I had the db when you started showing up flinging poo everywhere.

    You babbled that rujax and I would use the db to do a home invasion on you. LMAO..

    That’s when you started wagging your weeniepopgun.

    Too damn funee. No one gave a flying fuck about you then and noone now. You’re an object of comedy. Nothing more.

    Do continue entertaining us.

  79. 79

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 1:19 pm

    Obsessed also.

    I like to laugh. At you especially when you allow me living in your head rent-free..

    I show up.. And you follow like a sick cur..

    This how “mr. living its best life” behaves? Lying about being stalked? lmao… old habits die hard.

  80. 80

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 2:07 pm

    Trump has now elected a Canadian PM, an Australian PM, and an American pope. So much winning!

  81. 81

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 2:22 pm

    Trump undoubtedly is disappointed he doesn’t get to be the first American pope.

  82. 82

    Stephen King spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 2:32 pm

    Literally, very creep vibes.

    Like, randomly searching out info where other people live. Weird.

    You are literally calling other commenters “max” because you think they are me. Weird.

    I wonder how many ferry rides you have taken to Whidbey Island…..

    Thankfully you can’t afford the airfare to Phoenix…

    On an unrelated side note…..
    This place was so much better when Tensor was posting. He was fun to spar with because he was intelligent and well spoken. The back and forth now is just stupid, kinda like YLB: stupid…..and weird.

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 2:34 pm

    More than 30 House Republicans signed a letter to Speaker Johnson and House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-La.) on Wednesday warning that … argued … the 2017 tax cuts “will generate $2.5 trillion in additional revenue through economic growth …”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5289054-republicans-senate-trump-agenda/

    Same old bullshit. How many more times will “tax cuts increase revenues” have to be discredited, before Republicans learn anything from actual experience?

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 2:47 pm

    @58 “So Keri Lake is going to …”

    If she has a real job, it’s not Trump’s fault. He appointed this two-time loser (who thought she would be vice president!🤦‍♂️) to a position where her only duty was to fire herself.

  85. 85

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 3:03 pm

    So, a white guy named Bob became the new pope.

    2025 is paying off nicely.

  86. 86

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 3:05 pm

    @ 69

    Sooner or later socially conscious investing has just gotta work out for the better.

    It can’t fuck over the beneficiaries forever. Can it?

  87. 87

    But it’s a ROMAN salute spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 3:13 pm

    But ADF is just being unfairly targeted. It’s not like supporting Nazis is unpopular.

    Germany’s EV sales skyrocket 53% in April!

    Tesla’s EV sales plunge 45% in April!

    Tesla falls from the German EV market leader to 16th!

  88. 88

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 3:22 pm

    So, a whitewoke, woke, woke, woke guy named Bob became the new pope.

    Has lambasted both orange pants shitter and jerkoff dickhead bowman in particular.

    https://apnews.com/article/pope-leo-twitter-x-trump-vance-criticism-9c311123985ebce282877071f75b6d80

    magatry “paying off” nicely indeed if bribe money flowing to the right pockets is your thing, most def.

  89. 89

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 3:39 pm

    BIG YAWN… nice try gaslighting..

    Like, randomly searching out info where other people live.

    Funny some asshole who shows up only when I show let loose that it chokes when it looks out the window at the red rocks of Sedona. Oh excuse me. it said “breathtaking”.. break out the O2 tank.

    You are literally calling other commenters “max” because you think they are me. Weird.

    They act like you, they get the “you” treatment.

    And nope I’m calling “them” liddle maxiwipe, monsonite, junior high shit for brains and the like .

    I wonder how many ferry rides you have taken to Whidbey Island…..

    One time I remember. Went birding with a group and we passed by the air base.

    Have visited Camp Cornet Bay a few times driving over the bridge.

    Thankfully you can’t afford the airfare to Phoenix…

    Oh sure. But I don’t need a fucking bout of Covid. I’d love to visit Meza and try the bread and pastry at Proof Bread. Love their yt channel. I bake bread myself. I’m not crazy about the damn heat.

    On an unrelated side note…..
    This place was so much better when Tensor was posting. He was fun to spar with because he was intelligent and well spoken.

    Awwww. So sorry for you.

    Oh and I remember you “liked” certain people here. It was a lame ass way to cover for your junior high horseshit.

    The back and forth now is just stupid,

    You don’t have to show up to fling poo everytime I show up. But it’s just your junior high mentality. At the end of the day I don’t give a fuck what you do.

    kinda like liddle maxiwipe: stupid…..and weird

    I agree. See what I did there?

  90. 90

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 3:52 pm

    @40 most likely did not come from liddle maxiwipe.. munee and genitalia is a fascination of the freak.

    Post a link to backup to set your post apart from freeky trolls. like this:

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-administration-5000-baby-bonus-incentivize-public-children/story?id=121094707

    My apologies for too hasty posting.

  91. 91

    G spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 4:12 pm

    Many heterosexuals shouldn’t have kids. Hey, but give them $5000.

    FAFO

    Maybe sterilize them instead, even if it cost $10g’s!

  92. 92

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 4:20 pm

    @85 You’re nuts if you think this is a win for MAGA and white supremacists.

    Before being elected on May 8 as the leader of the Catholic church, Pope Leo XIV shared social media posts criticizing President Donald Trump’s and Vice President JD Vance’s stances on immigration. In three posts, then-Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost of Chicago was critical of Vance’s take on religion, shared an article critiquing Vance’s statements on deportation of migrants and retweeted criticism of Trump and President of El Salvador Nayib Bukele’s response to the deportation of El Salvadorian national Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a resident of Maryland.

    https://www.aol.com/pope-leo-xiv-shared-social-184638261.html

    The good news for you is that the new pope probably will take the position that even asswipes like you, Vance, and Trump can be forgiven for your manifold egregious sins.

  93. 93

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 4:24 pm

    @88 One of the first things the media picked up on about the new pope is that he’s for open borders.

    It sure looks like he’s one of the last persons on earth who would bless sending armed ICE agents into elementary schools.

  94. 94

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 4:29 pm

    The Department of Transportation will build a “brand new air traffic control system” by 2028, Secretary Sean Duffy announced Thursday. “The FAA is going to undertake an initiative that has never been done before,” he said. “All new hardware, all new software is going to be built into this brand new air traffic control system.”

    https://www.aol.com/faa-had-equipment-issues-decades-121229966.html

    Really? This will cost billions. Where’s he going to get the money? From a parsimonious GOP Congress bent on cutting federal spending? From Trump, who has other priorities?

    Maybe Elon will donate a new air traffic control system, so he can get where he wants to go without his seven personal jets crashing into each other.

  95. 95

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 5:03 pm

    In January, Vance cited the Christian concept of ‘ordo amoris,’ (rightly ordered love) during an interview defending President Trump’s immigration policies, citing a hierarchy of Christian obligations to one’s family and fellow citizens before others in the world.

    ‘You love your family, and then you love your neighbor, and then you love your community, and then you love your fellow citizens in your own country, and then after that you can focus and prioritize the rest of the world,’ Vance said in an interview on Fox News.

    Bowman isn’t only a shitty human being, he’s also a shitty Catholic, because that’s not what “ordo amoris” means in Catholic theology or Augustinian philosophy.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordo_amoris

    He’s also a shitty pretender of a Christian, because in Christianity generally, there is no ranking or order of human beings; all are of equal worth and equally deserving of Christian charity in the eyes of the Christian God.

  96. 96

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 5:57 pm

    This place was so much better when Tensor was posting. He was fun to spar with because he was intelligent and well spoken.

    TLDR: “It was more fun for us Nazis when naive white liberals were still willing to compliantly look past our blatant and very open racism and bigotry and agreed to debate on our terms.”

    Ah, poor wypipo. Just once, just the one time they gunned-up, donned body armor, painted their faces like lunatics, and stormed the Congress to murder cops and assassinate their own Vice President and nobody will debate with them anymore.
    🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆

  97. 97

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 6:19 pm

    The new Pope Bob voted in Illinois Republican primaries in 2012, 2014, and 2016.

  98. 98

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 6:27 pm

    @97 i.e. way before repukes transformed completely into the spineless magats that comprise the current Congress.

  99. 99

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:02 pm

    @ 98

    Back when everybody laughed – oh, how they laughed – when Obama dropped the mic after claiming that Donald Trump would never become president.

    Back when – after making said claim – Obama tried to convince RBJ to quit.

    Back when Darryl still found it worthwhile to provide some semblance of a defense of Welfare Queen YLB.

  100. 100

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:08 pm

    The names Leo and Bob each have three letters. And the letter O.

    Coincidence?

    Kate Hyde
    @KateHydeNY

    Another sign Trump’s tariffs are working… even the Pope is now made in America.

    10:22 AM · May 8, 2025

  101. 101

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:10 pm

    “The people who wrote those books were not in the White House with us,” former first lady Jill Biden added.

    Welfare Queen YLB wasn’t there, either, but it didn’t stop her from claiming that ol’ Joe only had a little bit of a cold.

  102. 102

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:10 pm

    Back when Darryl

    Your mythical “friend” had a nanogram of anything approaching respect for you as with any talent at your vip room..

    Your vip room buds facepalm at the very thought!

  103. 103

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:18 pm

    ol’ Joe only had a little bit of a cold.

    so did CBS news and many other media outlets. Only know what I read in the papers.

    Again you will “cold” and “boxcheck” your way through all the shit leading to coal in the stockings for December.

    And then you’ll babble some dumbfuckery about a little tap on the shoulder.

  104. 104

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 7:27 pm

    The new Pope Bob voted in Illinois Republican primaries in 2012, 2014, and 2016.

    Yep, vote repuke and Mifepristone may yet be banned. Spineless magatry or not.

  105. 105

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:18 pm

    80)Didn’t expect the latter to happen as long as the US was a superpower.

  106. 106

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:34 pm

    @97 He probably was one of the 286,118 voters who cast a primary ballot for Kasich, who finished 2nd in the 2016 Illinois primary and got just shy of half as many votes as Baby Hitler.

  107. 107

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:38 pm

    @105 Very likely an intentional rebuke of Trump. Also, keep in mind that while he’s American by nationality, he was a Peruvian bishop.

  108. 108

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:40 pm

    I’m not suggesting James Bowman will be ex-communicated, but I can imagine that as an option if he doesn’t knock off the satanic rhetoric and devil worshipping.

  109. 109

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 8:44 pm

    I think the new pope, as first order of business, should make a personal visit to El Salvador’s gulag to cheer up the political prisoners there.

  110. 110

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 9:41 pm

    Genuinely has anyone ever been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn’t like you.

    Diet Private raises the bar for the Nazi Fucktard.

  111. 111

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 9:47 pm

    The new pope’s Chicago brother is a cool guy, not least of how because he’s taking it in stride.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbnZ8zz9_og

  112. 112

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 5/8/25 at 9:50 pm

    @110 It’s never too late to get on his knees and beg God, Jesus, and the Holy Father for forgiveness, but that doesn’t count for beans unless he changes his stripes, because you can’t just say you’re sorry and keep on doing the same shit.

  113. 113

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 2:22 am

    Tariffs on aluminum will not revive the U.S. aluminum smelting industry for one simple reason: Prohibitive electricity costs. All the tariffs will do is raise prices for everything made of aluminum.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/09/the-aluminum-sector-isnt-moving-to-the-us-despite-tariffs.html

  114. 114

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 7:55 am

    @ 113

    All the tariffs will do is raise prices for everything made of aluminum.

    The largest aluminum-producing country is China. Higher tariffs on Chinese-produced aluminum will pressure China, which needs the US to purchase aluminum more than the US needs China to manufacture it.

  115. 115

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 8:04 am

    This is a glorious day for QoS McHillbilly, who awoke to see TSLA shares cross the $300 mark.

    It was barely 2 1/2 weeks ago that he claimed the Tesla Takedown was working, when shares were at $238 each.

  116. 116

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 12:18 pm

    @114 “The largest aluminum-producing country is China.”

    Which is irrelevant, because most of our aluminum imports come from Canada.

    https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/where-does-us-get-its-steel-aluminum-2025-02-10/

  117. 117

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 12:26 pm

    One day after saying he would “support” raising the top tax bracket for the rich from 37% to 39.6%, Trump said the GOP Congress “should ‘probably not’ raise taxes on the rich.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5291877-trump-tax-increase-rich/

    However, he’s perfectly okay with his party eliminating everything from school lunches for poor kids to weather reports to pay for billionaire tax cuts.

    #flipflopper

  118. 118

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 12:39 pm

    Trump keeps his promises? Really?

    Donald Trump’s claim that historically Black colleges and universities won’t have to worry about federal funding cuts under his administration barely lasted days before being proved false.

    https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/trump-hbcu-howard-university-budget-cut-funding-rcna205622

    Well, maybe white retirees’ Social Security and Medicare are still safe for the time being, as his policies do seem to be colored by color in many instances. Like this, for instance:

    “President Donald Trump fired the Librarian of Congress, Carla Hayden, on Thursday,” without explanation. “Hayden, appointed by Barack Obama, was the first African American and the first woman to serve as the Librarian of Congress.”

    https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-fire-dr-carla-hayden-celebrated-librarian-congress-rcna205879

  119. 119

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 12:49 pm

    @ 118

    White House: Since the Howard University hospital construction last year’s federal funding supported has now been completed, the new year funding is reduced to reflect the completion of construction.

    University that accepts students with SAT scores as low as 1050: “Trump is cutting our funding!”

  120. 120

    His Holiness Robert Prevost spews:

    Friday, 5/9/25 at 1:26 pm

    @119,
    You really are an idiot.

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