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Initiative 1185 Signature Firm Paid Tim Eyman $308,000

by Goldy — Friday, 9/18/15, 1:23 pm

No Tim Eyman

Tim Eyman is a horse’s ass.

Three years ago I brought to my editors at The Stranger a scoop detailing the undisclosed funding of one Tim Eyman initiative with money raised from another, and they were so concerned about the seriousness of the allegations (I was accusing him of, you know, breaking the law), that they took the somewhat rare step of vetting the piece with the paper’s attorney before publishing. I was never concerned about libeling Eyman because the case I was making was so well documented, but regardless, I joked to the attorney at the time, Eyman would never sue anybody for libel out of fear that legal discovery would expose how much money he was secretly making on kickbacks from his favored signature gathering firm, Citizens Solutions.

Well, three years later, we now know how much: $308,000!

Voters Want More Choices, the Eyman-led political committee behind I-1185, paid Citizen Solutions nearly $623,000 between April and July 2012, according to court records. Overall, the firm earned $1.2 million for its efforts to get I-1185 on the ballot.

In July 2012, Citizen Solution paid $308,000 to Eyman’s [private company] Watchdog for Taxpayers. Eyman told the PDC that he was paid to find new clients for the firm.

That same month Eyman loaned $190,000 to Citizens in Charge which used it to pay for gathering signatures for I-517, according to court records.

Neither the payment nor the loan was reported to the Public Disclosure Commission, according to court documents.

I don’t know that there’s anything inherently illegal about Citizen Solutions paying Eyman $308,000, as long as he declares it on his taxes. It’s his failure to fully disclose I-517’s transactions that led to this investigation.

But given the unusually large gap between what the signature gatherers on the street say they’re being paid and the inflated cost of Eyman’s signature drives, it is fair to speculate that this isn’t the first or only payment that Eyman has received from Citizen Solutions. In fact, I publicly speculated exactly that way back in June, 2006:

I have another theory which, lacking the subpoena power to open up the private books of Eyman and Citizens Solutions I cannot possibly prove, but… I think Tim’s ripping off his patron, Woodenville investment banker Michael Dunmire, who’d already contributed $307,700 to I-917 through the end of May.

[…] Again, I can’t prove it, but I’ve always suspected that Eyman has a financial stake in Citizens Solutions, or receives some kind of monetary “consideration”, and while none of this may be illegal it is certainly dishonest. Something is just not right here, and knowing Timmy, I can’t help but suspect that he’s cooking the books for personal gain. Again.

Nine years later the Attorney General finally used his subpoena power to open up Eyman’s books on I-1185, and he found exactly what I predicted. And considering the inflated costs Eyman has paid over the years for printing and mailing, I wouldn’t be surprised if he earned “monetary considerations” from that too. We’ll never know for sure (unless he sues me for libel), but Eyman’s probably made several million dollars this way from his initiative campaigns over the years.

Ever since he emerged on the scene Eyman has gone to great pains to deny that he earns anything off his initiative campaigns. At first, he just plain lied about it. Then, he concocted this byzantine web of campaign committees and vendors and private corporations to cover up the money trail.

Of course, as long as you disclose it, it’s neither illegal nor unusual to pay oneself to run an initiative campaign. So why does Eyman hide it? I’m guessing because if his backers knew he was skimming 25 percent right off the top, they might have the common sense to cut out the middleman. And that would mean the end of Tim Eyman’s lucrative “volunteer” career.

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ooopppeeennn ttthhhrrreeeaaaddd 9-18

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/18/15, 7:45 am

– There are plenty of issues where local control doesn’t make sense, but rent control isn’t one of them, so get on board, the parts of the City Council that aren’t.

– Great job, Ballard Preservation Society

I had the good sense to miss the GOP Presidential debate the other night, but here are some links vaguely related to the GOP Presidential candidates:

– Debunking Five Absurd Comments About Planned Parenthood From the GOP Debate

– The Club For Growth doesn’t like Donald Trump, but I don’t like either of them.

– Maybe not such humble beginnings

– No, Jeb Bush, Your Brother Did Not Keep Us Safe

– Being afraid of the Downfall of Western Civilization means being afraid of equal rights and diplomacy. It’s resulted in an atmosphere that last night culminated in half the candidates refusing to even talk to foreign leaders– their entire approach to foreign policy is to sit on their porch with a shotgun and scream “get off my lawn!” It’s created a fractured party where many of them are more persuaded than ever that “allowing” people to have equal rights will topple our government.

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openthreadseptember162015

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 9/16/15, 8:03 am

– Back to school, Seattle.

– I’m not a big comic books person, but seriously, DC, get your shit together.

– Ahead of public hearing, a couple ways to make the 520 Bridge plans better

– “A future in which eating out no longer involves waiters?” That’s not dining. That’s eating.

– I had heard of many of these 7 amazing places in Seattle you’ve probably never heard of but will have to check a few out (h/t to Central Cinema’s Facebook page).

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Open Thread 09/14/00000002015

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 9/14/15, 7:56 am

– Get your shit together, SPD.

– And second, we have this category of “our Christian values” that appears to be, on closer inspection, devoid of content and substance. It’s an ornate treasure chest with nothing inside.

– So let’s look at how our congresswoman and her fellow members of Congress got here today. Both houses of Congress overwhelmingly passed the Corker-Cardin bill, a.k.a. the Iran Nuclear Agreement Review Act of 2015, (Cathy McMorris Rodgers voted yes) which the president signed into law, that required Congress to come up with a veto-proof majority in order to scuttle the agreement with Iran. So basically they tied their own hands. It wasn’t easy, but they did it.

– It’s Pope Francis Who Should Apologize on Abortion

– The plutocrats and the social conservatives will probably be fine together.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/5/15, 12:48 am

Kimmel asks people “Do you think President Obama is a Muslim?

Sam Seder and Cliff Schecter: Glenn Beck’s TheBlaze is imploding.

Obama: Why I went to Alaska.

Color-blind people see color for the first time.

Thom: Col. Wilkerson: “Dick Cheney is an idiot,” and he “should be in jail for war crimes!”

Greenman: We are the asteriod.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about social media.

2016 Clowns On Parade:

  • Pap and Thom: Dr. Ben Carson is a medical malpractice nightmare
  • Sam Seder and Cliff Schecter: Right wingers are blaming liberals for Trump.
  • David Pakman: Republicans like Obama’s ideas better when they think they’re Donald Trump’s
  • Young Turks: The real reason Donald Trump is rich.
  • Kimmel: 2016 Candidate, The Donald, and 2020 Candidate Kanye, give the same speech
  • Jonathan Mann: Donald Trump Was An Anchor Baby:

  • Sam Seder: Does Donald Trump know something we don’t know about the Iran deal?
  • Young Turks: Trump supporters are fucking out-of-their-gourd CCCRAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYY!!!!!
  • Maddow: Trump screwed up on his RNC pledge
  • David Pakman: The Donald is wrong. The U.S. is not the most highly taxed country in the world.
  • Thom and Pap: Trump bullying gets nastier
  • Young Turks: Trump will totally learn things…after getting elected.
  • Sam Seder and Cliff Schecter: The Donald Trump—Ted Cruz bromance.
  • Young Turks: Ted (whack-a-doodle) Cruz blames Obama for police shooting.
  • Farron Cousins: Religious right is keeping Ted Cruz’s campaign alive
  • Sam Seder: The Iran Deal has Lindsey Graham all in a hissy fit.
  • Young Turks: Rick Perry’s campaign staff abandoning a sinking ship
  • Farron Cousins: Millionaires have been wasting money on second string GOP wannabes.
  • Ann Telnaes: Scott Walker’s Canadian border wall
  • Sam Seder: Scott Walker wants to build a fence on the U.S. Canadian border
  • Farron Cousins: Chris Christie wants to track immigrants like fed-ex packages
  • Young Turks: How to unlock the Easter Egg in Rand Paul’s selfie app
  • Maddow: Bush picks a fight with Stephen Colbert

Thom: The Good, the Bad and the Very, Very Ludicropatheticly Ugly!.

Liberal Viewer: FAUX News asks if #BlackLivesMatter is a hate group.

Congressional Hits and Misses: Hank Johnson edition.

Thom: Thomas Edison was right about solar energy.

Mental Floss: Unusual political parties:

Rare sea creature found off the coast of Papua New Guinea.

Mark Fiore: Obama drills.

Kim Davis, the Thrice Divorced, Four-times Married, Known Adulterer Refuses to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses:

  • Dan Savage nails it on the hypocrisy
  • Young Turks: Kim Davis will not be signing marriage certificates because she is in jail.
  • PsychoSuperMom: Homophobe Tango (She Had It Coming)
  • Bigot Kim Davis is jailed
  • Young Turks: Conservatives rally behind jailed marriage clerk
  • Sam Seder: Surprise, surprise…Kim Davis is a huge hypocrite.
  • Alex Wagner with Dan Savage on Kentucky bigot clerk:

David Pakman: States with the strictest gun laws have lowest rates of gun-related deaths.

Thom: How China messes with American labor.

White House: West Wing Week.

Farron Cousins: Even Bush-appointed judges agree that voter ID laws are racist.

David Pakman: Democratic Party adopts $15/hr minimum wage to national platform.

Greenman: One day at the wind farm.

Obama views glacier melting from climate change.

Sam Seder: Conservatives know the real reason Obama renamed Denali

Richard Fowler: ObamaCare is working, and the proof is insane.

Thom: The Good, The Bad and The Very, Very Rakehelly Ugly!

David Pakman: Mike Huckabee: Planned Parenthood is like ISIS…

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread 9-4-2015

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/4/15, 7:59 am

– I’m taking Monday off for Labor Day. Do you guys want an Open Thread on Tuesday-Thursday or to wait until Wednesday?

– I support the Seattle teachers.

– If you peruse conservative media, it becomes clear that they’re more bent out of shape about Obama letting Alaska name its own mountain than they are about this woman’s supposed martyrdom.

– There Is No Ferguson Effect

– Finally a place where cars and bikes can gang up on other people. I don’t mind waiting at drawbridges that much, but I don’t bike past a bridge for my commute (generally).

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Happy Anniversary, Brownie!

by Goldy — Wednesday, 9/2/15, 6:00 am

Ten years ago today I received the following email from an HA reader:

I think I’ve told you that I’m into Arab horses. Well, for 3 years Michael Brown was hired and then fired by our IAHA, the International Arabian Horse Assoc. He was an unmitigated, total fucking disaster. I was shocked as hell when captain clueless put him in charge of FEMA a couple of years ago. He or the WH lied on the WH presser announcing him to FEMA. IAHA was never connected to the Olympic Comm, only the half Arab registry then and the governing body to the state and local Arabian horse clubs. He ruined IAHA financially so badly that we had to change the name and combine it with the Purebred registry.

I am telling you this after watching the fucking shipwreck in the Gulf. His incompetence is KILLING people.

After a little bit of sleuthing I turned the tip above into this scathing post that quickly went viral, transforming FEMA’s inadequate response to the tragedy in New Orleans into a national conversation about cronyism. Within days, FEMA director Mike Brown was out of a job. A month later, while testifying before congress, Brown would blame HorsesAss.org by name for his agency’s failures:

The path this story took—from a single reader’s small piece of specialized knowledge, to a local blogger, to a national blog, to the national media—may not be the first example of the transformative power of blogging. But it’s certainly one of the clearest. And I’ll always be proud to have played my little role.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/28/15, 11:32 pm

Mark Fiore: Smokey the Climate Scientist.

Mental Floss: Does ginger ale really help with stomach aches?

The 2016 Clown Show:

  • This is The Republican Party
  • Young Turks: Trump is in denial about his standing with Latinos.
  • Ann Telnaes: President Trump…Twitter troll-in-chief.
  • Jonathan Mann: Trump mocks Asian negotiators (remix):

  • Sam Seder: Trump is now openly mocking Asians
  • Donald Trump says “China” (234 times).
  • David Pakman: White Supremacists flock to Donald Trump
  • Farron Cousins: Donald Trump may put the final nail in the G.O.P. coffin
  • David Pakman: Former KKK Grand Wizard and G.O.P. Congressman David Duke supports Trump
  • Young Turks: Trump kicks Jorge Ramos out of press conference
  • David Pakman: Donald Trump kicks Jorge Ramos out of press conference
  • Donald Trump:“Positive influence?!?”
  • Maddow: Trump’s racial comments causing GOP approval ratings to crash
  • Young Turks: After Trump expels Jorge Ramos, Trump supporter tells Ramos to “Get out of my country!”
  • David Pakman: Trump supporter tells Hispanic-American reporter to “get out of MY country”
  • Kimmel: Trump’s newest ad
  • Sam: Trump vs. Luntz…the battle of the right-wing pinheads
  • Trump live-tweets The Kelly File
  • Trump’s big movie role.
  • Thom: A corporatist peek behind Trump
  • Is Donald Trump an evil wizard?
  • David Pakman: Does Donald Trump put an end to Republican ‘family values’ nonsense?
  • Sam Seder: Why Donald Trump is so dangerous
  • Maddow: Trump vs. FAUX News! Godzilla vs. Mothra!
  • Megyn Kelly Kicks the shit out of Donald Trump. Makes him bleed from…wherever
  • Young Turks: Trump v. FAUX News, Round 2
  • Chris Hayes: Trump stumped by Bible question
  • David Pakman: Trump’s brilliant answer to Bible verse question
  • PsychoSuperMom: Trump’s the monster the G.O.P. created.
  • Can Trump win without Latinos?
  • Young Turks: Sarah Palin will interview The Donald
  • Maddow: The Paul family scandal you don’t know about:

  • Farron Cousins: Jeb gets desperate, and turns to his brother for fundraising.
  • Jeb! and The Donald scuffle over “anchor babies”
  • Sam Seder: Jeb Bush…When I say anchor babies, I mean Asians!
  • Farron Cousins: Jeb Bush apparently hates Hispanics AND Asians
  • Sam Seder: To stop “evildoers,” Jeb Bush wants to spy on more Americans
  • Farron Cousins: Jeb Bush made millions by bankrupting Florida’s pension funds
  • White House on Sen. Cruz’s & Trump’s pro-war rally
  • Ann Telnaes: Ted Cruz courts evangelicals.
  • Young Turks: Ted Cruz wants to deport millions, just please don’t talk about it
  • Young Turks: Lil’ Bobby Jindal new 2016 strategy…copy Trump
  • Sam Seder: Lindsey Graham, in a desperate attempt for relevancy, threatens to “Beat Trump’s brains out.”

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about cancer.

Young Turks: Terrorist attempts to bomb abortion clinic.

Gunzzzz:

  • Young Turks: Emotional plea for gun control from father of VA shooting victim
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Father of VA shooting victim calls for gun laws
  • Thom: Time to start treating guns like abortions.
  • American gun violence versus the World
  • Young Turks: Science says…more guns, more gun deaths
  • David Pakman: So far….U.S. averaging one mass shooting per day in 2015.
  • Farron Cousins: Gun violence in America is out of control. Is the 2nd Amendment outdated?
  • Young Turks: Mark Hamill’s gun tweet enrages conservatives

Mental Floss: 31 amazing facts about household items.

Bill Maher with some New Rules.

White House: West Wing Week.

New Orleans, Ten Years after Katrina:

  • 10 years later: Has New Orleans been rebult…or just gentrified?
  • Hurricane Katrina relived through media clips
  • Maddow: The 10th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina (with a cameo by Heck-of-a-job-Brownie):

  • George W. Bush back in New Orleans after 10 years.

Sam Seder: FAUX News, “It’s hard out there for white people”.

Congressional hits and misses: Best of Ted Cruz.

Eric Schwartz: Fuck You:

Nuclear Football:

  • A real nuclear physicist explains the Iran deal.
  • Is Sen. Wyden (D-OR) on the path to war?

Slate: What is sex like in space?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Downtown Seattle: where you “deserve” to be beaten and robbed

by Will — Friday, 8/28/15, 9:00 am

Three tourists from Rhode Island were beaten, burned and robbed outside the 3rd Avenue transit tunnel entrance on Monday night. Why am I not surprised?

The 3rd and Pike area is so terrible that it has it’s own Twitter feed. On most days the tunnel entrance and sidewalk outside are full of drug dealers and thugs who fuck with people coming in and out of the tunnel. I stopped using that tunnel entrance and now use the one across the street next to Macy’s because of this reason. The King County Sheriff department seems to be less interested in providing security and more interested in getting themselves fired. The city and SPD have tried with the 9 1/2 block strategy to reform the area, and it has had some success, apparently not as much as could have been hoped for.

My favorite part (if you want to call it that) of the incident is this:

Police arrived at the scene, but the group of suspects had fled. However, officers did arrest one man at the scene after he interfered with medics’ efforts to treat the victims, and told the victims they “deserved’ to be beaten and robbed. Police are investigating whether the man was also involved in the robbery.

If you have anything to share regarding the crime, you can contact the SPD Robbery Unit at (206) 684-5535.

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Open Thread Aug. 28

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/28/15, 7:57 am

– Huzzah. It’s raining. Remember, people forget to drive in the rain every summer in Western Washington, and I’m sure this year will be worse than normal.

– A homeless woman was beaten to death so can we all just get on board with encampments now?

– The Seattle Times Editorial Board Can Go Phở Itself

– I think Donald Trump could check out the HA Bible Study if he wants to find a new favorite verse.

– The real place voting and civic engagement matters is in local politics. And how would anyone know to care about those? TV news doesn’t cover it – they’re busy chasing fires and car crashes. Even if someone happens to read a newspaper, they have a fraction of the local reporters or coverage they once did. Most schools certainly don’t teach civic engagement or explain why it might be fun or interesting, let alone effective. Unless you and your friends happen to be affected by an issue, local politics won’t be on your radar. Ever.

– My worst nightmare would be being Tim Eyman.

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Responsible

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 8/27/15, 5:15 pm

Rand Paul came to town recently. He said some nonsense about guns:

It was a terrible morning to glorify guns. At the exact same time that everyone on the internet was horrified by the latest in a seemingly unending string of mass shootings, Paul’s adulation of the 2nd amendment felt awkward and dripping with an unpleasant machismo. ( “If you doubt me on the 2nd Amendment, come into my house unannounced,” Paul warned as the room applauded the thought of Paul shooting another person to death.) Before Paul took the stage, local politician Elizabeth Scott was proudly introduced as a member of the NRA. Meanwhile, on Twitter, people were scrolling past auto-play videos filmed by a man as he murdered two innocent people in cold blood. For a candidate who repeatedly claims to be uniquely in touch with reality, Paul is surprisingly out-of-step with an America that overwhelmingly favors commonsense gun safety laws.

When I talk about gun control with my pro gun friends, I’ll almost always hear someone talk about responsible gun ownership. But this sort of braggadocio is alarmingly common. Oh, give me the chance to kill the fuck out of someone who comes to my house unannounced. That’s not a death penalty offense, but I’m so excited about it I’m going to share this fantasy that to a decent person would be one of the worst days of their life with several hundred supporters.

It’s something decent people aren’t fantasizing about. It isn’t something the sort of people who feel responsible would say. And if people wanted hold him responsible, they could boo instead of applaud.

Now sure, I realize that one candidate from one party who isn’t doing very well in the polls isn’t indicative of the whole of gun owners. But this sort of thing rarely, if ever, gets called out from the people who tell me they’re the responsible sort. Hell, a dickbag can wrap bacon around his gun, get what type of gun it is wrong, and nobody who claims to be all about responsible gun ownership is like “Um, noppers buddy. That’s not how ya’ do it.”

So you know, step the fuck up. Or people like me — that rare breed who do actually want to take your gun away — are going to keep being the ones to call it out.

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Open Thread, August 24

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/24/15, 7:53 am

– Maybe we shouldn’t reward Chuck Schumer for being so wrong on Iran by making him the next Democratic leader.

– Seriously, birthright citizenship is the best, and anyone opposing it is the worst. QED.

– The seawall project is over budget.

– The Breitbart people should be ashamed of themselves. Part something in an infinity series.

– And the fact that millions of “pro-life” American Christians have just shown us, yet again, that they prefer this monstrous fantasy to reality — that they cannot tolerate daily life a world that doesn’t include cannibalism and Satanic baby-killers killing babies for Satan.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 8/22/15, 12:46 am

Mark Fiore: The toxic mining law.

Mental Floss: Why do people and animals tilt heads when confused?

Stop Being a Baby When It Comes To Access To Reproductive Health Care :

Julian Bond:

  • Sam Seder: Remembering Julian Bond
  • Remembering Julian Bond.

Red State Update: Black Lives Matter and Hillary and Bernie and Mike Huckabee.

Jimmy Carter talks about his cancer.

Congressional Hits and Misses: Steny Hoyer edition.

Young Turks: Will the world end in September?

The Intimate Explainer: Sweet Nothings about the Iran deal.

AT&T Helps NSA Spy on Americans:

  • Thom: Companies the NSA found “extremely willing” to spy on Americans
  • Mike Papantonio and Farron CousinsWorld’s largest telecom company is NSA’s biggest snitch

Thom: The Good, the Bad – and the Very, Very Matronymicly Ugly!

The Iraq war hawks are back…for Iran.

Maddow: July 2015 was the hottest month ever recorded on planet earth.

Mental Floss: 21 failed inventions.

Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins: The U.S. burns while Congress fiddles.

The 2016 G.O.P. Circus Show:

  • PsychoSuperMom: I Didn’t Come From Your Rib, You Came From My Vagina:

  • Thom and Pap: The conservative media has hijacked the GOP
  • Young Turks: Ending birthright citizenship? Goodbye Rubio, Jindal,…
  • Farron Cousins and Sam Seder: Time for Republicans to realize just how disgusting they have become.
  • Sam Seder: John Kasich whines about teacher’s whining
  • Liberal Viewer: FAUX News’ anti-Trump spin
  • Lawrence: Trump the insult candidate trashes himself
  • Young Turks: FAUX News has lost control of The Donald
  • José Díaz-Balart: Trump, “Many gang members are illegal immigrants”
  • Sam Seder: Donald Trump goes to war with FAUX News’ Frank Luntz
  • David Pakman: Donald Trump thinks the Constitution is unconstitutional
  • Donald Trump: The Horror Film (trailer)
  • The Donald’s “immigration plan”
  • Chris Hayes with Ezra Klein & Michael Steele: How does Trumpism work?
  • Thom: Who can stop The Donald?
  • Sam Seder: Watch The Donald destroy Jeb!™
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Two shrinks weigh in on Trump’s extreme narcissism
  • David Pakman: Donald Trump implodes on simple question
  • Young Turks: Trump blasts O’Malley as “disgusting little weak pathetic baby”
  • Larry Wilmore: Born in the USA…now GTFO!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: In ’99, Trump quit the G.O.P. because Republicans are too crazy.
  • Young Turks: Huckabee thinks MLK would’ve been against Black Lives Matter movement
  • Sam Seder: Mike Huckabee supports denying abortion to 10-year-old girl raped by her stepfather
  • Bush edition: Fool me once.
  • Maddow: Jeb’s latest blunders, lies and confusion
  • José Díaz-Balart: Trump and Bush defend their use of “anchor baby”.
  • Matt Binder: Bobby Jindal seeks to expand Big Government & use authority from laws that do mot exist
  • David Pakman: Rick Santorum (ewwwwwww!) says ‘cancerous’ abortion is like the Holocaust
  • Farron Cousins: Chris Christie is a jerk, and the public despises him
  • David Pakman: Ted Cruz to hate group—only way to save US is by turning it into theocracy
  • Young Turks: Lying liar Ted Cruz is not against birthright citizenship.
  • Roy Zimmermann: The Big Republican Tent:

  • James Rustad: “We Will Drone Illegal Immigrants”
  • Deez Nuts for President
  • Larry Wilmore on Deez Nuts
  • Sam Seder: Mike Huckabee “speaks for” Martin Luther King Jr.

Fans want Jon Stewart to moderate a presidential debate.

Richard Fowler: Nutbag Rep. Steve King things you can marry your lawn mower.

Thom: Here are the different rules for Democrats and Republicans.

White House: West Wing Week

Pap and Farron Cousins: Florida’s criminal Governor still stealing trom tax payers.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about space.

Citizen Zimmerman:

  • George Zimmerman is selling Confederate Flag art at Muslim-free gun store.
  • Young Turks: George Zimmerman paints a confederate flag to prove he “loves” America.
  • David Pakman: George Zimmerman selling Confederate flag painting at ‘Muslim-free’ gun store

Who funds the anti-immigrant hatred?

College Humor: 31 words that sound like slurs…but aren’t.

A baby seal responds to Shell Oil Drilling in the Arctic.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Splendid

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 8/20/15, 5:18 pm

When the legislative session finally ended, Senator Schoesler — the Majority Leader — decided to write about how excellent the session turned out. In light of the legislature being in contempt for how badly they fucked up on education (paraphrasing the recent McCleary ruling), I thought it would be fun (?) to revisit. Enjoy…

This year’s Legislature did not impose a general tax increase. We did end a couple of small tax breaks, which some members of the Democratic majority in the House are calling a major victory, and we raised gas taxes for road construction with our transportation package. But that’s not quite the same thing as imposing $1.5 billion in new and increased taxes to finance the growth of government, remake the state economy to suit liberal urban activists, and set the state up for an income tax in the future.

You could have maybe been on the path to sustain education if not for that. Anyway, I’m sure that knowing that the state officially fucked up education, we can look back on the education part of the post and see how the top GOP person thought about that issue.

Victory number two? We fully funded basic education, passing the best K-12 budget we have seen in the last 30 years. We increased spending by $1.3 billion and we made significant progress in satisfying the state Supreme Court mandate that we do right by our schools.

Um, not so much.

Now, I know the fuckuping on education has come with Democratic governors and with legislatures from both parties. But honestly, this is some pretty awful bragging given how horrible the courts have found it.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 8/15/15, 12:27 am

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses…Best of Ted Poe.

Young Turks: FAUX News has zero journalistic integrity.

Coke-backed study says drinking soda isn’t bad for you.

“Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran”:

  • Thom: If you liked the Iraq War, you’ll love the Iran War.
  • Michael Brooks: Obama destroys the warmongers and makes the case for the Iran deal
  • Thom: Scientists speak out on the Iran nuclear deal.
  • Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins: War-hungry conservatives vow to stop Obama’s Iran deal
  • Diplomacy versus WAR
  • Chris Hayes: Why 20:1 Dem. Senators support the Iran deal.
  • Michael Brooks: Chuck Schumer’s nonsense anti Iran deal argument

King Crockduck: Helping Hovind to understand the speed of light.

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: Ted Nugent talks about getting naked and masturbating to Megyn Kelly:

Veterans for Peace want to end all wars.

Thom: Why is Shell dumping ALEC?

Mental Floss: 22 bizarre conspiracy theories.

The 2016 Clown Parade

  • Slate: The GOP debate in 60 seconds
  • Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins: GOP’s best chance for 2016…cheat to win
  • Little Republicans first debate
  • Mark Fiore: Republican Guns.
  • Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins: This repressive, hateful GOP will never win the youth vote
  • Ann Telnaes: Why the GOP is worried about Trump….
  • David Pakman: Donald Trump’s policy ideas are impossible or illegal
  • Sam Seder: The rise of Donald Trump. When will the mainstream media learn.
  • Young Turks: Donald Trump’s greatest hits
  • Matt Binder: “Blood was coming out of her…wherever…”
  • Ten Hours of Walking NYC as Donald Trump
  • Young Turks: Donald Trump defends Planned Parenthood…sort-of.
  • David Pakman: Trump supports Planned Parenthood…will Republicans punish him?
  • Molly Bergman: Dear Mr. Trump

  • Jonathan Mann: Ultimate Trump Remix
  • Ann Telnaes: Trump punches back at Republicans
  • Sam Seder: Trump’s amazing campaign speech video.
  • Thom: It’s official…the Koch brothers have chosen their candidate
  • Chris Hayes: Why Scott Walker gave $400M to $Billionaires.
  • Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins: Rick Perry goes for broke…and then actually goes broke
  • Young Turks: Is this the most hypocritical Republican EVER???
  • Sam Seder: Republican hypocrisy at its finest—Ben Carson says fetal tissue research is okay if he’s doing it
  • Young Turks: Carly Fiorina doesn’t believe in everyone getting maternity leave
  • Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins: Rand Paul goes full teabagger on poor people.
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Did Obama ghost-write Jeb Bush’s ISIS plan?

Red State Update: Bernie Sanders v Black Lives Matter, Trump v Fox.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about things that kill you.

Young Turks: FAUX News reacts to announcement that Jimmy Carter has cancer.

David Pakman: It is getting difficult to ignore that ObamaCare is really working.

How to be water self-sufficient.

Thom: The Good, The Bad, And the Very Very Iscarioticly Ugly!

Democratic Plan for College Students:

  • Sam Seder: Hillary’s debt free college plan is a win for grassroots activism.
  • Young Turks: Hillary Clinton Proposes huge student loan reform

Liberal Viewer: FAUX News says California is breaking bad.

NSA Whistleblower Thomas Drake explains how the government violates our privacy.

Happy Birthday Social Security:

Young Turks: John Kerry raises US flag at Cuban embassy (and some Wingding heads explode).

David Pakman: EPA is responsible for Colorado’s yellow river.

Mental Floss: Why are there silent letters in English words?

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