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Twelve fucking years of Open Threads

by Darryl — Tuesday, 5/10/16, 9:35 pm

…and occasionally other content. Really. Twelve fucking years ago, Goldy wrote his first HA post.

And in his first post ever, he was already offering media criticism:

So to those upstanding members of the political and media establishment who insist I cannot possibly expect to maintain my credibility as an activist while producing an irreverent and outrageous blog, the Goldy half of me respectfully says: “fuck you.”

And the first use of the word “fuck” on this blog. (These are the small things that mean so much to us…)

Yes, I am writing this blog to amuse myself; if I entertain, educate or motivate others… great! But if some people occasionally find me rude or offensive, well… that’s okay too.

Judging by the number of comments we get to our endless series of open threads, there is, at the very least, some entertainment happening.

Little known fact…a blog-year is equal to about seven human years. That makes HA a “senior netizen” among blogs. And judging by the endless open threads of late, I guess you can say we are feeling it in our muscles and joints. We expect to feel more energetic any day now.

In the mean time, thanks, Goldy, for creating this blog. Thank you, dear reader, for stopping by our geriatric blog. And thank you, dear commenter, for playing in our cesspool.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 4/30/16, 1:03 am

Mark Fiore: The Math of Democracy.

Stephen: Tips for potential VP candidates (not you, Carly)

Jimmy Kimmel: Wall of election results has a bad day.

Larry Wilmore: Cleaning up Utah’s porn.

The 2016 G.O.P. Self-immolation Comedy Show:

  • David Pakman: This poll of Latino voters should terrify Republicans.
  • Drumpf: The art of the sell
  • Red State Update: Donald Drumpf is all nice now.
  • Daily Show: “They Love Me” music video with Black Drumph:

  • Stephen: Cartoon Drumpf admits it’s all an act
  • Young Turks: Drumpf can’t stop digging his own grave with women
  • Bill Maher: Andrew Dice Drumpf
  • Donald Drumpf loves White power.
  • A dangerous vision.
  • Stephen: Side effects of being Presidential include drowsiness, sexism
  • Young Turks: The silver lining of a Drumpf nomination.
  • Jimmy Dore: Drumpf Attacks Hillary with ‘woman card’ while getting double Christie faced.
  • Stephen: Drumpf goes all full lunchroom bully on Kasich
  • James Corden: Donald Drumpf is excited for the exodus to Canada
  • Young Turks: Drumpf’s foreign policy speech is a total mess.
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz called a basketball hoop a “ring”
  • Stephen: Wonder twin powers… agitate
  • David Pakman: Politic’s creepiest couple
  • Young Turks: Cruz appoints Fiorina Vice President of Imagination Land.
  • Stephen: Ted Cruz names his loosing mate.
  • James Corden: Why did Cruz pick a VP?!?
  • Ted Cruz world domination.
  • Maddow: “Lucifer in the flesh”
  • Thom: Ted Cruz/Zodiac killer porn revealed
  • Young Turks: John Boehner says about Cruz, “Lucifer in the flesh.”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz attack ad.
  • Stephen gives Ted Cruz an inspirational coach speech.
  • Bill Maher: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Ted Cruz:

  • Young Turks: Cruz tries pandering to Hoosiers…fails miserably.
  • Stephen picks a VP.

Stephen: The political week in review with the “Hungry for Power Games”.

Dark Night staring Sen. Patrick Leahy.

Sen. Franken: Obama’s Supreme Court nominee deserves a hearing.

Stephen: How are humans NOT the national mammal?

Daily Show: Felon voting rights.

Coach Convicted:

  • Jimmy Dore: Child molester Dennis Hastert proves GOP ‘family values’ is hypocritical bullshit
  • David Pakman: Former Republican House Speaker admits he raped students, gets 15 months jail for fraud
  • Roll Call: 10 convicted ex-Congresscritters

Can you get rich by running for President?

Seth Meyers: Trump’s and Hillary’s running mates.

John Oliver: Puerto Rico.

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: How Hispanic voters will crush Republicans.

Greenman: Surveilling the scientists.

Amy Schumer: Dr. Congress.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

  • Tenessee’s anti-gay bill.
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at bathroom laws.
  • Conservatives disagree with GOP attacks on transgender Americans
  • Farron Cousins: Right wing states are screwing themselves over with hate laws
  • Stephen: Let’s talk about bathrooms….:

  • PsychoSuperMom: Protest shopping at Target.

Jimmy Dore: Political news of the week.

Sam Seder: Dennis Miller is still incredibly unfunny.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at the NE primary.

Mental Floss: 36 facts about tea.

Daily Show: Confused Islamophobes target American Sikhs.

Bernie Sanders: Bernie Sanders on the crisis of the middle class.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 4/23/16, 2:03 am

Roy Zimmerman: Everybody is Everybody Else.

Bill Maher: Tax the churches.

How to fix America’s corrupt political system.

The White Jet Pro.

What people did with presidential candidate cut-outs.

Who’s it going to be? Donald Drumpf or Hillary?

Always After Me Lucky Charms:

  • Stephen: Reince Priebus’ cry for help is very specific
  • Stephen and Tom Hanks share some Bailey’s and Lucky Charms.

White House: West Wing Week.

Young Turks: Gyrocopter pilot sentenced to prison.

Wicked: Denying Hillary.

The 2016 Crazy-Fest:

  • Samantha Bee: Drumpf wins sooooo hard…
  • Young Turks: Drumpf claims he helped clean up after 9/11.
  • Jimmy Dore: Drumpf celebrates NY victory with disgraced G.O.P Teabagger.
  • Michael Brooks: Rudy Giuliani wants to be very unclear about Donald Drumpf
  • Maddow: Drumpf upends anti-LGBT GOP orthodoxy
  • Young Turks: Drumpf clownishly confuses 7/11 with 9/11.
  • Drumpf: Unpresidential
  • Michael Brooks: Drumpf, speaking about what you shouldn’t forget, confuses 7/11 and 9/11.
  • Stephen: Cartoon Trump is emperor of New York
  • Chris Gethard: A solution for Drumpf’s tiny hands
  • Maddow: Drumpf holds racist anti-Hispanic rally in New York
  • James Corden: Running for President is hard for Ted Cruz
  • Ted Cruz watching pornography on the internet.
  • Samantha Bee: John Kasich goes to New York City
  • Michael Brooks: John Kasich thinks he’ll be the GOP nominee despite all evidence to the contrary
  • Stephen: Paul Ryan is probably open to being President.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: Life in the Senate after running for President:

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Daily Show: The Carson twins debate….:

Stephen: Bernie said “do do”.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

  • Samantha Bee: Jeremy Durham is the Worst Person in Tennessee.
  • Stephen with a word about North Carolina.
  • Samantha Bee: Worst Person in Tenessee, Part II
  • Young Turks: Classy Rep. Louie Goober mocks LGBT community.

Reporter fail: Attempt to make #DemocracySpring look stupid backfires!

Deprogrammed political news of the week.

Thom: Can social media seize control of our elections?

Stephen: New York primaried hard.

Mental Floss: 27 facts about James Bond.

The $20 Makeover:

  • Stephen: Hooray for the Tubman $20
  • Kid v. Drumpf on Tubman $20 bill
  • David Pakman: Harriet Tubman “replacing” Andrew Jackson on $20 bill
  • Young Turks: Harriet Tubman will appear on the front of the new $20 bill
  • Trevor Noah: FAUX News and the new $20

Mark Fiore: Islamophobic Air.

How to stop Ted Cruz.

Obama’s weekly address: Building a fairer and more effective criminal justice system.

PsychoSuperMom: Gerrymandering.

Stephen: Everyone is mad about campaign finance reform.

Break Free Pacific Northwest.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Systemic

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 4/21/16, 7:16 pm

When liberals and conservatives have conversations about things like homelessness, it can be frustrating. Conservatives want individuals to take personal responsibility. And while liberals find individual responsibility important, we also understand that there are systemic problems that have to be dealt with. That it’s really tough to bootstrap yourself into a house if you’re homeless and there isn’t enough supply. So, sometimes we talk past each other. Jason Rantz tries to circle that square by showing how liberals being tolerant is the real systemic problem (h/t).

I’ve been meaning to do a longer piece for a while, but it keeps being nice out. After like 4 days, it’s still too nice of a day to do a metacommentary piece on the whole thing, but here are some highlights:

But why so many in this neighborhood? I’ve never seen as many until recently. As other neighborhoods are engaged in trying to help deal with the problem, Capitol Hill seems like they’re allowing it to develop unfettered. I think I know why: ideology.

Homelessness is everywhere. I don’t know what neighborhood doesn’t have homeless people. Including suburban and rural places in King County. Also, is Cap. Hill’s tolerance new? Because otherwise, it doesn’t really apply to this supposedly new problem. Also, too, I walked from the light rail station to Drinking Liberally last Tuesday, and back fairly late at night. It was after reading this piece, so I was on the lookout for homeless people. It didn’t seem like a whole lot, at least compared to other neighborhoods. Sure, I passed by some people sleeping in doorways, but I don’t think more than Downtown or Belltown. Certainly not more than, say, the Terminal 91 Bike Path or SoDo, if we’re trading anecdote for data.

Progressive ideologues like to preach how tolerant they are. You ask them and they’ll proudly tell you. Now, they don’t support ideological diversity, but they’re pro-LGBT, pro-people of color, pro-atheist, pro-multicultralism, pro-whatever. The only things they’re against seem to be capitalism and cisgendered white Christian Republican men. And to show how tolerant they are, they seek to ban microaggressions; they support college students who need “safe spaces” from opinions that make them uncomfortable. They like to declare themselves allies of any group they believe to be oppressed.

Atheism and multiculturalism are both ideologies. So that third sentence is self-refuting. Some progressive ideologues are against capitalism, but I think most aren’t. Also, I don’t know what against “cisgendered white Christian Republican men” even means. Like, don’t think they should dominate the conversation, sure. But progressives are not the ones trying to regulate where cis people can poop or poised to nominate someone who wants a travel ban on Christians. Anyway, I guess we should just be glad he learned the word cisgendered and this isn’t a rant about that.

Oh my God there was so much wrong with that paragraph. OK. Keep going.

Nobody is trying to ban microaggressions. Pointing out how harmful they are? Sure. You can go yell racial epithets (macroaggressions if you like) in the park, and nobody is going to ban you. But you think a ban on microaggressions is in the works? Also, safe spaces and being allies to the oppressed is pretty rad. Like everywhere should be unsafe in general and harmful to oppressed people? What the fuck even is that? In fairness, he walks that back a bit in the next couple paragraphs, that I’m skipping. But still.

I think some ideological activists won’t help the homeless because they subconsciously want to live around them. They can say that they don’t judge people based on their appearance or status as someone who lives on the street, and this gives them a sense of superiority to those of us who want to intervene.

This describes literally nobody. The solutions to homelessness include build more housing and make it affordable. It isn’t just tolerate it. The closest thing I can think of to being tolerant as a policy was housing for chronic public inebriates, but that has been a success story among King County’s mixed-at-best record.

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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 19:19

by Goldy — Sunday, 4/17/16, 6:00 am

Leviticus 19:19
Breed your livestock animals only with animals of the same kind, and don’t plant two kinds of seed in the same field or wear clothes made of different kinds of material.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 4/16/16, 1:35 am

Bernie and the Rabbi.

Samantha Bee: Why superdelegates are a good thing.

Sam Seder and Ari Berman: Voter suppression in 2016.

Young Turks: Planned Parenthood shooter’s crazy, creepy fantasy.

Jimmy Dore: Bill O’Reilly spews racist garbage, immediately says he’s “not a racist”.

Samantha Bee: Gun TV.

Matthew Filipowicz: Climate change and the war on clouds.

Daily Show: Sexual racism.

Minute Physics: Why are airplane engines so big.

The 2016 Clown Parade Marches On:

  • Mark Fiore: Paul Ryan is TOTALLY NOT RUNNING
  • “So…you’re really not running for Prez?”
  • David Pakman: Paul Ryan rules out a run for President…just like he did Speaker of the House
  • Friday hot takes.
  • Jimmy Dore: Ivanka & Eric Drumpf not voting for Donald for hilarious reason
  • Drumpf’s punishment for abortion doctors.
  • Underwood Drumpf endorsement.
  • Sam Seder: Drumpf asks a crowd a VERY STUPID QUESTION.
  • Who said it? Drumpf or Cartman?
  • Young Turks: Drumpf whines about Colorado.
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Drumpf’s delegate troubles.
  • Larry Wilmore: The Unblackening – Drumpf campaign’s “gestapo” accusation:

  • Trevor Noah: Donald Drumpf’s golden pyramid scheme
  • Avoid showing your tax returns.
  • Young Turks: Drumpf’s favorite Bible verse is “eye for an eye.”
  • How did Ted Cruz beat Donald Drumpf without any votes?
  • Jimmy Dore: Bill O’Reilly out-racists Donald Drumpf with “forehead tattoo” nonsense. Even Drumpf doesn’t bite.
  • Bernie slams Ted Cruz for his “New York values”.
  • Young Turks: Ted Cruz tried to ban dildos
  • Trevor: More reasons to dislike Ted Cruz
  • The John Kasich Energy Drink:

White House: West Wing Week.

How 112 people will determine where the GOP convention goes.

How to do your taxes.

Stephen and Hillary: America’s small issues.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at Goldman Sachs’ fines

Sam Seder: Public backlash puts the heat on in N.C..

VSauce: How to count past infinity.

Political ‘Captain America’ mashup.

House of Ruth: SCOTUS in the City

Samantha Bee: The NRA stands up for strict regulation…of its mascot costume!

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 4/9/16, 12:24 am

Seth Meyers: Bernie on why young people love him.

Thom: Exposing the diploma mills.

Panamonium:

  • Obama looks to Congress on Panama Papers.
  • Sam Seder: An insider explains the Panama Papers
  • Mark Fiore: Hiding Secret and Shell.
  • Young Turks: Panama papers expose massive global corruption scandal
  • Thom: What the Panama papers tells us about global capitalism
  • What are the Panama papers?
  • Trevor: South African President Jacob Zuma & The Panama Papers

Mental Floss: 38 facts about the internet.

Robert Yasumura: Republicans are a sausage party and you’re not invited:

Thom: Should the FBI be able to hack you?

Colbert: Political week in review.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at paid family leave.

The 2016 Clown Show:

  • Young Turks: Koch brothers pause presidential funding amid GOP chaos
  • We won’t go back!
  • Ann Telnaes: Republicans celebrate Ted Cruz’s Wisconsin victory
  • David Pakman: You’d have to be mentally ill, incompetent, or a bad person to vote for Ted Cruz
  • Stephen: The road to the White House has gotten lumpy.
  • Samantha Bee: Team Cruz
  • Pap and Farron Cousins: Ted Cruz taking advantage of Drumpf’s sexism…is still freaking creepy
  • Young Turks: Drumpf accuses Cruz of breaking the law.
  • Maddow: Cruz & Drumpf support pro-life killers and criminalization of women
  • Cheeseheads don’t like Donald, Donald likes boobs
  • SNL: Drumpf ‘n Women
  • Can a brokered convention stop Drumpf?
  • Young Turks: Drumpf will eliminate the DEP…which doesn’t exist.
  • Stephen: Cartoon Donald Drumpf has the biggest numbers
  • Ann Telnaes: Donald Drumpf has always been about Donald Drumpf.
  • Stephen: The Department of Environmental…you’re fired.
  • Pap and Howard Nations: Hey Republicans, stop pretending Paul Ryan is going to save you
  • Young Turks: Paul Ryan releases campaign video, swears he’s not running

Pap and Farron Cousins: GOP policies always lead to death and destruction

Young Turks: Feds raid anti-Planned Parenthood activist’s home.

Seth Meyers: Bernie on his cable access show and Hillary:

Republican’s Voter Suppression is Voting Fraud:

  • Thom: The GOP is now bragging about their voter suppression success.
  • Sam Seder: Republican admits voter ID laws are about winning elections
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at long lines in the WI primary.

Jimmy Dore: Hero woman shouts Gov. Rick Scott (R-FL) out of a Starbucks.

Obama: The U.S. economy.

What the Zika virus probably looks like.

Seth Meyers: “Ya Bernt” with Bernie Sanders.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

State Sanctioned Discrimination:

  • Young Turks: States ban travel to Mississippi
  • David Pakman: You can now deny service to Gays in Mississippi
  • Matthew Filipowicz: Mississippi Celebrates Its Horrible LGBTQ Discrimination Bill
  • Young Turks: How police will enforce transgender bathroom ban.
  • Daily Show: The trans-panic epidemic
  • Young Turks: Bruce Springsteen takes stand against bigotry by canceling North Carolina show.
  • David Pakman: Civil war developing over states passing anti-gay bills.
  • Young Turks: Interracial couple evicted for being interracial in Mississippi

Mental Floss: Where did emojis come from?

White House: West Wing Week.

Stephen: The do-nothing Congress is about to do something magical:

McConnell is not taking calls.

Jimmy Dore: Political jokes of the week.

Palin’ Around with Terrorists:

  • Young Turks: Why Sarah Palin makes no sense.
  • David Pakman: Visibly disoriented Sarah Palin gives unhinged speech at Trump rally.
  • Michael Brooks: Sarah’s back on the beat poetry circuit?

Getting a grip on the Space Station.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/26/16, 12:22 am

North Carolina anti-gay tourism advertisement.

Jimmy Kimmel mansplains to Hillary.

Minute Physics: Are we looking in the wrong place for aliens?

Rosie the Riveter goes to Washington.

The 2016 Festival of Clowns:

  • Great moments (and one not-so-great moment) in American Oratory
  • Sam Seder: Trump goes on and on about his tiny, tiny hands with the WaPo editorial board
  • David Pakman: President Drumpf would outsource SCOTUS nominations to a think tank
  • Daily Show Reenacts (verbatim) Donald Drumpf speaking to the Washington Post.
  • Thom: Drumpf is a delusional crybaby.
  • Young Turks: Drumpf and Cruz have Twitter wars over their wives.
  • Maddow: Trump’s escalating violent rhetoric.
  • Larry Wilmore meets Drumpf’s Black supporters.
  • Sam Seder: Cruz calls Trump a sniveling coward.
  • David Pakman: Embarrassing Drumpf audio exposes him as totally clueless
  • Kimmel: Mitt Romney’s attack ad on Donald Drumpf
  • Red State Update: Is Drumpf Hitler?
  • Jimmy Dore: A Donald Drumpf criticism so sad you’ll feel sorry.
  • Trevor Noah: How the fuck did we get here?!?

  • Kimmel: Things Drumpf loves.
  • Thom: Ted Cruz & Drumpf have come for the Muslims…
  • Seth Meyers with Sorry Not Sorry: Racist Drumpf supporter, Kasich insults women.
  • Wait…WHUUUT? Ted Cruz has a sex scandal.
  • Young Turks: Lindsay Graham gives worst endorsement EVER
  • Obama calls out Ted Cruz on his Muslim surveillance proposal.
  • David Pakman: Ted Cruz sex scandal explodes.
  • Trevor Noah: Lindsey Graham picks his poison.

Seth Meyers: Eric Holder explains why more Wall Street bankers aren’t in jail.

Greenman: How reliable are satellite temperatures? (Director’s Cut).

Proof of evolution in our bodies.

Larry Wilmore: Racist origins of Nixon’s War on Drugs.

Cuban Romance:

  • Seth Meyers with a closer look at Obama in Cuba.
  • The complicated history of the U.S. and Cuba explained.
  • President Obama addresses the people of Cuba.
  • Sam Seder: Glenn Beck completely loses it over Obama in Cuba
  • Young Turks: Republicans are furious over Obama’s Cuba trip
  • Jimmy Dore: Barack Obama & Raul Castro have awkward handshake to end all awkward handshakes.
  • Daily Show: Americanization of Cuba.

Mark Fiore: Thank You! Love, ISIS.

Food processing science (and weirdness).

Sarah Palin gets her own “Judge Judy” show.

Young Turks: The legacy of Rob Ford.

Thom: Portland, Oregon sues Monsanto.

Matthew Filipowicz: Who’s to blame for the five hour long voting lines in Arizona?.

GOP Obstruction of Justice:

  • PsychoSuperMom: Dear Mr. Garland
  • Kimmel: Hillary on the Supreme Court nominee
  • Farron Cousins: Republicans are holding the whole court system hostage.
  • Steve Kornacki with Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) GOP Raises Partisan Bar In SCOTUS Obstruction
  • Who is Merrick Garland and why is he Obama’s Supreme Court nominee?
  • Sam Seder: Does Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court make any damn sense at all?

Trump vs. Bernie in the First Ever @midnight Presidential Debate:

Hashtag Wars: Bernie v. Drumpf in #IfIWerePresident.

Farron Cousins: Sarah Palin to return with the dumbest TV show of all time.

Young Turks: Alabama Governor’s (R-Family Valuesville) phone sex with mistress released.

Kimmel: New Hillary Clinton campaign slogans.

Capitol Hill Kids on 2016.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/19/16, 1:13 am

LobbyWOW! It’s like a bribe, but 100% legal!

Mental Floss: 37 bizarre podcasts.

Jimmy Dore: Political news jokes of the week.

The 2016 Clown Debacle:

  • Stephen: Super Tuesday part three proved they need to retire the franchise
  • PsychoSuperMom:You Made This Mess (Now You Have To Clean It Up)
  • Jimmy Dore: Jeb is pissed off about quitting.
  • Samantha Bee tries to understand Drumpf supporters:

  • Jimmy Dore: Drumpf rally eerily similar to Nazi rally
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at a brokered convention.
  • Trevor Noah: Drumpf’s political fight club.
  • Second City Drumpf Fascion
  • Even the Mittster won’t vote for Drumpf. Is repulsed by him.
  • Drumpf’s “good ol’ days.”
  • TestTube News: What does the world think of Donald Drumpf?
  • Young Turks: Drumpf threatens violence if he doesn’t get the nomination.
  • Stephen: Drumpf only knows what is on the internet.
  • Nightly show panel: Drumpf
  • Jimmy Dore: Evil GOP propagandist distances himself from Drumpf over ‘Auschwitz’ flap
  • Bill Maher: Is Donald Drumpf a con man?
  • Comedian Gilbert Gottfried says Drumpf is ‘Hitler without the warmth’
  • Jimmy Dore: What Einstein had to say about Donald Drumpf
  • Sam Seder: Reince Priebus basically says Drumpf’s not getting the nomination.
  • Thom: “Proof” God doesn’t like Drumpf.
  • Stephen: Paul Ryan can’t fix everything, John
  • Young Turks: FAUX News has figured out who is responsible for violence at Drumpf rallies.
  • Donald Drumpf blames Bernie for violence at his rallies?!?
  • Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney offers to solve problems the way he fixed the Drumpf problem.
  • Second City takes on a Drumpf rally.
  • Presenting: HAMILTRUMP:

  • Stephen: Marco Rubio goes Ru-bye-o.
  • Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie explains his humiliation by Drumpf

Inside the Capitol dome facelift.

White House: West Wing Week.

Seth Meyers: Voter ID laws…a closer look.

John Oliver: International Women’s Day.

Friday #hottakes.

PsychoSuperMom: The Religious Right is Neither.

GOP Obstruction of Justice:

  • Al Franken likens GOP obstruction to an SNL skit.
  • David Pakman: Obama’s SCOTUS nominee is set up to destroy Republicans.
  • Roy Zimmerman: 65 Million (Mitch McConnell STFU):

  • Trevor Noah: Republicans SCOTUS-block President Obama

Sam Seder: Dennis Miller isn’t funny.

TestTube News: How powerful is the Black vote?

Thom: How to reduce gun-related deaths in America by 80%.

Minute Physics: Transporters and quantum teleportation.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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HA Bible Study: Proverbs 30:15

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/13/16, 6:00 am

Proverbs 30:15
The leech has two daughters.
‘Give! Give!’ they cry.

Discuss.

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Nancy Reagan Is Dead. Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming

by Goldy — Sunday, 3/6/16, 11:51 am

The_Reagans_waving_from_the_limousine_during_the_Inaugural_Parade_1981Of course, my sympathies go to the Reagan family on the death of their matriarch, Nancy. But as the national media gears up for another round of fawning eulogies and bullshit mythologizing, I’m reminded of the post I wrote 12 years ago on the death of her husband.

HA was less than a month old at the time, and I had very few readers. Which is a shame, because looking back on it, this was a damn good post. So I’m repeating it below:

I was never a Ronald Reagan supporter, and the benefit of hindsight has not mellowed my opinion of his Presidency. I remain confident that the judgment of history will more closely resemble mine than that of the fawning revisionists who, like the man they endlessly eulogize, seem prone to confusing his movie roles with the role he played in public life.

Thus I never thought Reagan’s death would touch my life so personally, until both PBS stations chose to preempt their morning children’s programming to show coverage of his memorial service.

Some things should stay inviolate: The Bill of Rights… my grandmother’s pinwheel cookie recipe… a seven-year-old’s morning routine.

Even on 9-11 and the days that followed, with the nation transfixed by the tragedy of those terrible attacks, our PBS affiliates wisely shielded our children from the horror, sticking to their familiar schedule of Sagwa and Dragon Tales and other god-awful-boring but thankfully commercial-free fare. Well the rest of us watched and re-watched the clips of planes flying into buildings and towers collapsing like some recurring, national nightmare, my daughter could obliviously munch her Cheerios as she watched for the umpteenth time as Arthur triumphed over his personal nightmare that he forgot his pants.

But not this morning. No, instead of watching Clifford once again help Emily Elizabeth make amends with that bitch Jenna, we found ourselves viewing a flag-draped coffin while somber announcers struggled to pretend that the death of the body of a 93-year-old man was somehow more tragic than the Alzheimer’s disease that years ago robbed him of his mind.

I watched for a few moments, imagining an enormous red dog rampaging through the National Cathedral, crushing dignitaries as he tossed the withered body of a dead president high into the air, like some rawhide chew toy.

But my cartoon fantasy was quickly interrupted by reality. Not the reality of a national media who buys and sells the spin that Ronald Reagan was a great leader simply because he happened to preside over the culmination of the Soviet Union’s decades-long collapse. No, it was the reality of a disgruntled seven-year-old, clearly suspicious that I had somehow conspired with PBS executives to rob her of her precious kid shows.

I slipped a tape into the VCR, and the image of a procession of mourners was quickly replaced by that of dancing cartoon cutlery, which struck me as no less illusory, no less scripted than the caricature of national grief that danced in unison across six local broadcast channels.

Of course I have sympathy for Reagan’s family and friends who watched a terrible disease slowly squeeze the humanity from his once vital body; and I hope these ceremonies can bring them closure.

But their grief is not my grief. And it certainly shouldn’t have been imposed on a seven-year-old girl who asked little from the world that morning, but a bowl of Cheerios and a brief diversion of talking dogs and dragons, before trudging off to a hard day of first grade.

As parents, we often try to protect our children from the realities of our adult world… a world where towers crumble and planes fall from the sky and the most powerful nation in history can crush another in retribution, on the whims of a single, ordinary man.

Yes, even presidents are ordinary men (some, more ordinary than others.) For all the eulogizing of our week-long national shiva, I think my daughter summed up Reagan’s legacy best, when staring briefly at his flag-draped coffin she eloquently pointed out: “There’s a dead person in there.”

Ronald Reagan is dead. And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Same goes for Nancy.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/5/16, 12:56 am

How does money influence U.S. elections?

Nightly Show: Planning a plantation wedding.

Obama debunks GOP “alternate reality” on economy.

The 2016 Clown Slugfest:

  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump, Rubio, Christie and the KKK.
  • Maddow: Campaigns head to states damaged by Republican policies.
  • Ann Telnaes: Super Drumpf Tuesday!
  • Friday #hottakes
  • Red State Update: Dear the South, Re: Drumpf.
  • Why Donald Drumpf’s torture plan won’t work.
  • Hey…not all KKK members support Donald Drumpf.
  • Roy Zimmerman: “I Think About Donald Drumpf”:

  • Stephen: Trump fails the easiest test.
  • Michael Brooks: Drumpf responds to challenge over wall, Mexicans paying.
  • Sam Seder: Chris Christie stands (weirdly) behind Trump.
  • Young Turks: Mitt throws everything he has at Donald Drumpf.
  • Trevor Noah: Donald Drumpf’s fascist week.
  • Why do people like Donald Drumpf?
  • Donald Drumpf talks about the size of his penis during the debate.
  • Pelosi hammers House GOP on Drumpf KKK issue.
  • Sam Seder: Trump forces Americans to think about his penis during debate.
  • Can Donald Drumpf be stopped?
  • Thom: The Trump University scam exposed.
  • Young Turks: Biggest loser of the FAUX News debate.
  • Matthew Flipowicz: Yosemite Sam endorses Donald Drumpf
  • Trevor Noah: Who’s to blame for the Ku Klux Klan?
  • Young Turks: What does Christie get out of endorsing Drumpf?
  • Sam Seder: Mitt Romney’s statement–a dramatic interpretation.
  • Susie Sampson: Donald Trumps his penis size.
  • Farron Cousins: Corporate media doesn’t mind Trump’s KKK supporters
  • Stephen: Here comes Mitt to save the day.
  • Young Turks: Donald Drumpf assures America his penis is yuuuge
  • Can the Republican Party stop Donald Drumpf?
  • Mark Fiore: 20/20 foresight for Republicans.
  • Trevor Noah “inside outs his thoughts about Donald Drumpf
  • Trumped: Starring Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane:

  • Sam Seder: Drumpf’s dog whistle KKK strategy.
  • Ann Telnaes: Republican heads spin over Donald Drumpf
  • Liberal Viewer: Did Ted Cruz link Drumpf to a mobster from The Simpsons?
  • Ted Cruz’s Take Back America ad
  • Sam Seder: What was that on Ted Cruz’s lip?
  • Truthsquading Ted Cruz on climate change (Pt II)
  • Ted Cruz: Bad lip reading.

  • Young Turks: Republicans program Marco-bot with Drumpf jokes.
  • Marco Rubio: simulated politician.
  • Maddow: History offers lesson to GOP on defying will of party voters.

Hillary Clinton’s Lena Dunham strategy.

Jon Connor and Keke Palmer: “Fresh Water for Flint”.

Mental Floss: 26 facts about the science of friendship.

White House: West Wing Week.

Seth Meyers: A close look at a Texas abortion case.

Thom and Farron Cousins: How can an entire party reject the reality of climate change?

Sam Seder: MI officials call for Gov. Rick Snyder to resign over Flint water disaster.

Super Tuesday!

  • Stephen: Did Hillary Clinton have a terrorist cat on Super Tuesday?
  • Seth Meyers moderates a Super Tuesday debate.
  • Jimmy Dore: Super Tuesday jokes.
  • Super Tuesday trail mix.
  • Stephen: The morning after Super Tuesday.
  • Trevor Noah: Hillary Clinton feels the bern.
  • Seth Meyers: Trump dominates Super Tuesday
  • The Super Tuesday hostage crisis?

Thom: The Good, the Bad & the Very, Very Coadunately Ugly!

Nightly Show: Keep it 100%–Black History Month edition.

David Pakman: Clanence Thomas speaks for first time in a decade.

Farron Cousins: Court agrees…Bill-O-The-Clown is a horrible person.

Does giving up privacy keep us safe from terrorism?

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/26/16, 10:01 pm

What are basic human rights?

How is this a thing? Whitewashing.

Jimmy Dore: Bizarre Don Quixote lie & why Richard Dreyfus was stunned

Thom: Why are Republicans so vexed over Gitmo?

The 2016 Clown Show:

  • The 2016 campaign is a nightmare for Marge Simpson.
  • Lindsey Graham: My party has gone batshit crazy”
  • Stephen: We may have to get used to a President Trump!
  • Sam Seder: Someone finally brings up Trump’s University fraud.
  • Pap and Farron Cousins: Trump monster stronger and more frightening than ever (p.s. you deserve this, GOP)
  • Matthew Filipowicz: Network executive’s Trump confession:

  • Sam Seder: Chris Christie’s heartfelt endorsement of Trump
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump’s South Carolina win.
  • The Pope weighs in on Trump’s wall.
  • David Pakman: Trump’s fraud case.
  • Sam Seder: Trump loses it when Rubio calls out his privilege
  • Stephen: Pope shot first.
  • Sam Seder: Glenn Beck fasts on behalf of Ted Cruz….
  • Ted Cruz 30 second spot
  • Seth Meyers with a closer look at Ted Cruz’s dirty tricks.
  • Ted Cruz, the ZODIAC KILLER
  • Sam Seder: Jeb Suspends…the crowd response is awkward.
  • Stephen: It’s time to grow up with Marco Rubio.
  • Young Turks: Marco Rubio thinks he can win via a brokered convention
  • Stephen: Marco’s “Morning again in Canada.”
  • Trevor Noah: Ben Carson’s blackness

Minute Physics: How do we know what air is like on other planets?

What is a rigged economy?

Obama is still trying to close Gitmo.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at Bernie Sander’s “Democratic Socalism”.

The Church for people who are “Spiritual, but not religious”.

Obstruction of Justice:

  • David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: Election-year Supreme Court nominations
  • Daily Show: Congress, the game.
  • Young Turks: If Cenk was Obama’s nominee
  • PsychoSuperMom: Block that nominee!
  • Pap with Howard Nations: SCOTUS Limbo Is A Huge Gift For Liberals.
  • Constitution or Chaos?
  • What happens if a Supreme Court decision ends in a tie?
  • Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) blasts Republicans for refusing to consider a SCOTUS nominee.
  • LGBT Americans and SCOTUS

Seattle police release video of Che Taylor shooting.

Nikki & Dan Savage do politics.

Stephen’s wish list for Hillary.

John Oliver: Abortion laws.

For those who need help getting to the polls….

A moment with Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.

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by Darryl — Saturday, 2/20/16, 1:00 am

Bernie and Hillary supporters kiss and make up.

Mental Floss: 37 ways you might be weird.

Stephen: Cory Booker talks what it means to be united.

What happens if the presidential election was a tie?

The 2016 Konservative Klown Kavalcade:

  • Stephen with Hungry for Power Games
  • Farron Cousins and Sam Seder: The GOP has destroyed itself with the worst candidates of all time
  • GOP harmony.
  • Young Turks: Jeb! tweets photo of gun…the Intertubes respond.
  • Ann Telnaes: Jeb continues to shoot blanks.
  • Young Turks: He’s back! George campaigns for Jeb.
  • Jimmy Dore: Google users search for a troubling truth about Jeb!
  • Trump’s Gamble: A failed bet in Atlantic City
  • Stephen on Trump v. Pope:

  • The Pope trashes Trump.
  • Daily Show: Trump supporters speak out.
  • Thom and Pap: Watch out for the fake populist.
  • Susie Sampson: Donald, his people & the REAL issues.
  • Jimmy Dore: Donald Trump bursts the GOP bubble.
  • Jimmy Dore: Jeb defends George against Donald.
  • Jimmy Dore: Donald Trump’s 9/11 comments rock the conservative world
  • Young Turks: Trump continues to call out George Bush on 9/11.
  • Thom: This guy could be President…Trump edition.
  • Michael Brooks: Trump calls Cruz a liar.
  • Young Turks: On Howard Stern’s show, Trump supported Iraq invasion.
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump and the Iraq War.
  • Stephen: Donald calling.
  • Young Turks: Ted Cruz’s Photoshopped “dirty trick.”
  • David Pakman: Ted Cruz hires a pornography actress
  • David Pakman: Marco Rubio’s “America” in ad is really Canada.
  • Liberal Viewer: Another Rubot slip-up?

Stephen: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is now an Incisive-Political-Humor Dog.

Buy food ethically unless it is too hard.

Why are so many Mexican journalists being murdered?

WaPo: Journalism in peril.

Obstructing Justice:

  • Obama on the passing of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
  • How is a Supreme Court Justice selected?
  • Jeb sez he probably would nominate a new Justice.
  • Matthew Filipowicz with David Dayen: How to solve the Scalia Supreme Court Constitutional crisis
  • Obama: “The Constitution is clear” on Supreme Court nomination
  • David Pakman: Republican hypocrisy on Scalia appointment exposed
  • Farron Cousins: Republican obstruction will hurt them in November
  • How long is a Presidential term, anyway???

  • Stephen’s tribute to Antonin Scalia.
  • Mark Fiore: Constitution alert.
  • Michael Brooks: Alex Jones thinks Scalia was murdered!!!
  • Congress…DO YOUR JOB!
  • Conservative commentators rip the G.O.P. over obstruction.
  • Reagan on nominating a Justice in the 4th year.
  • Maddow: Justice Scalia was a racist, judicial activist and hypocrite
  • Young Turks: Will the G.O.P. take Reagan’s advice on Supreme Court nomination?
  • Farron Cousins and Pap: Can Obama outsmart Republicans on SCOTUS appointments?
  • Mitch McConnell: Secret Senate Rules
  • David Pakman: Implications surface that Scalia was murdered.
  • Matthew Filipowicz: Republicans reveal their ultimate Supreme Court plan after Scalia.
  • Jimmy Dore: Justice Scalia was as much a person as the corporations he represented.

NASA: Celebrating African American History Month.

Bill Maher: For the love of bud.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about sports.

Young Turks: Democratic town halls versus Republican town halls.

Jimmy Dore: Apple, Trump, Cruz and other bad apples.

FBI versus Apple:

  • Seth Meyers: Apple versus the FBI…a closer look.
  • David Pakman: Judge orders Apple to crack phone.
  • Thom: Apple vs the FBI.
  • Young Turks: Apple says iPhone “backdoor” risks all user’s security

White House: West Wing Week.

Does the President really need Air Force One?

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: What is Regular Order?:

David Pakman: January was the warmest January on record.

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3 Strikes

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 2/16/16, 7:41 pm

I’m a big believer in parole over just locking people up. It incentivizes people to fix their shit in prison. And while it should be tough to get out of prison early for people who’ve committed serious crimes, it should be possible. I’m also not sure 3 strikes legislation, or in Washington’s case initiative, is a particularly helpful in reducing crime. It might make sense to go with something more grounded in crime prevention than sports metaphors. So, I’m glad that the Washington Sentencing Commission is proposing this, even if it has approximately 0 chance of passing the GOP Senate:

Three-strikes offenders serving life in prison without the possibility of parole should get a “second look.” That’s the position of Washington’s Sentencing Guidelines Commission.

It voted Friday to recommend a new review process for these prison inmates.

This is a non-binding proposal to the Washington Legislature. It basically says three-strikes inmates should be able to petition for early release after 20 years behind bars. Aggravated murderers would not qualify. A special “Second Look Review Board” would consider the petitions.

It has been over 2 decades since Washington passed the 3 strikes law. Even with the state becoming more liberal, I don’t imagine it would have much trouble passing again. Certainly, there will be victims who don’t want this sort of thing, and I’m not here to tell them how to feel.

Still, I hope the Legislature takes a good look at giving people another chance. It’s not even just for the criminals who should get another chance, or the cost of keeping reformed people behind bars. It’s as much about the kind of society we want to build. I’d like to build one where people can genuinely get out of prison.

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