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Bill Maher: Mitt Romney for a million

Vox: Why seeking asylum in America is so difficult

Late Show: Americans should “keep a low profile’ in London:

Minute Earth: Why earth has two levels

The Atlantic: How the trade war with China will affect the U.S..

The Dotard Трамп And His Reign Of Error:

• Stephen: The hungry to leave power games—Scott Pruitt edition
• Late Show: Kim Jong Un found out about Трамп’s other dictator
• Stephen: Трамп’s brain instrument is on the fritz again
• Sam Seder: As predicted, Трамп makes a total ass of himself during Britain visit
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Sen. Reed on the Dotard Трамп doing Vladimir Putin’s work with NATO attacks
• Our Cartoon President: “Little progress made at the NATO summit”
• Stephen Colbert and Lawrence O’Donnell on Strzok’s hearing and the Dotard’s trip.
• Sky News: Winners vs losers—Трамп’s language analysed:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans lose their minds during Strzok testimony
• Stephen: Migrant babies are making appearances in court
• Mark Fiore: Pablo—A family separation theme song.
• Ari Melber: Трамп baby blimp backstory
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Senate rebukes The Dotard with vote on NATO
• Trevor: Angela Rye—rebutting Трамп
• Stephen: White House welcomes a disgraced FAUX News boss and his racist wife
• Bill Maher: Aggressively stupid
• Deputy Attorney General announces 12 Russian spies indicted in Mueller investigation
• Stephen: Who needs allies when you’ve got foes like Vladimir?
• Lauren Mayer: Трамп baby:

• Conan: British people want Dotard Трамп immediately deported
• Late Show: The even more disgraceful Трамп balloon
• Sam Seder: Louie Gohmert transforms into blabbering idiot during hearing
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп’s not-so-welcome welcome to the U.K.
• Stephen: The Трамп administration threatens Ecuador over…breastfeeding?
• Our Cartoon President: “You sure are a chatterbox”
• Peter Stzok’s epic take-down of Trey Gowdy over anti-Трамп text messages
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп lied about Jimmy Kimmel:

• Jim Jefferies: Scott Pruitt resigns, but we’re still screwed
• Stephen: Man controlled by Russia says Germany is controlled by Russia
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп loves asbestos so much his face is being used to sell it
• Late Show: How German news covered Трамп’s NATO visit
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Are Republicans finally showing sanity on Трамп’s trade war?
• Stephen: Kim Jong Un chose a potato farm over Mike Pompeo

Rachel Maddow: GOP stunt to smear counter-intel expert Peter Strzok ripe for backfire

Stephen: Red Hot Congressional Strzok-fest, 2018

Minute Physics: Not EVERYTHING is relative

Supremely Fucked:

• Stephen: Why The Dotard likes Brett Kavanaugh so much
• Heads of State: Трамп brags about Supreme Court pick Brett Kavanaugh
• Stephen: Brett Kavanaugh had the most “dad” scandal ever
• Jim Jefferies: Supreme Court justices don’t age well
• Rachel Maddow: Brett Kavanaugh in for a long, hard fight for Supreme Court spot
• Michelle Wolf: The break with Michelle Wolf
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s shocking Supreme Court nominee

The Atlantic: A tourist attraction and a dying ancient culture.

Chris Hayes: Nazi and white nationalist are running for office as Republicans.

Real Engineering: The physics of racing games.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jim Jefferies: Racism and homophobia at the World Cup.

Plastic Polution: How humans are turning the world into plastic

How a multiracial populism can build a 21st century economy.

Now This World: What countries have tried universal basic income?.

Trevor: Surprisingly good news for Pride Month.

Mental Floss: Everything you need to know about modern day marvels.

The Dotard Трамп:

• Ari Melber: The Трамп baby blimp to troll Трамп.
• Mark Fiore: Independence Dotard
• Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP may turn on the Dotard over tariffs
• Montana’s Sen. Jon Tester (D-MT) doesn’t mind pissing off Трамп
• Young Turks: Jeff Sessions’ cruelty continues
• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп: “I guess I speak well”
• Trevor: Duterte’s “stupid God” remark and Трамп’s travel ban
• Ari Melber: Betsy DeVos’s record of dismantling student protections
• Heads of State: Трамп celebrates the 4th by trying to cut Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid:

• Ari Melber: EPA chief resigns as The Dotard Трамп finally surrenders to scandal outrage
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry asks “Do I always sound this dumb?”
• Sam Seder reads Scott Pruitt’s resignation letter
• Chris Hayes: All of Scott Pruitt’s scandals, from the beginning
• Jonathan Mann: Abolish ICE
• MoJo: ICE appears to be using a new tactic to keep migrant families apart
• This deported mom is desperate to get her children back from the U.S.
• Rachel Maddow: Republicans on board with Трамп in odd deference to Russian goals
• Ayman Mohyeldin: Teacher who confronted Pruitt responds to calls for civility
• Ari Melber: President Трамп baby war escalates with “world tour”.
• Young Turks: Трамп’s trade war backfires BIGLY
• Slate: Kids at anti-separation protests explain how they’ve processed Трамп’s policy
• Chris Hayes: EPA whistleblower on Scott Pruitt, “A bigger swamp creature”
• WaPo: Migrant child—“Never let them take me away from you again”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Senate Intel Committee confirms that Russia meddled to help the Dotard
• Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen’s new legal strategy
• Late Night: Dotard Трамп’s salute to American independence:

• WaPo: Трамп’s bet on Pruitt backfires
• The Atlantic: Migrant kids describe fear of separation from parents
• Is the U.S. paying for Mexico’s border security?
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Volunteer shares gruesome story from detention facilities
• Chris Hayes interviews Gov. Jay Inslee (D-WA): The Dotard Трамп does not intend to reunite families
• Trevor: Mike Pence’s ice-cold immigration speech
• WaPo: Protesters march nationwide against Трамп immigration policies

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Nova: Jurassic World is wrong—DNA has an expiration date

How the U.S. territory of Guam became an American colony.

Mother Jones: Faith and fatigue—Surviving at the border

The Atlantic: How aristocracies work.

Elections Have Consequences:

• Rachel Maddow: History’s echo heard in current concerns about Supreme Court fate
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп meets 4 potential SCOTUS nominees
• Rachel Maddow: Senate intel report confirms Russian intrusion in 2016 election

Jimmy Dore: Jeb Bush has a meltdown after appearance on CNBC

Young Turks: Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory BACKFIRES

NASA: Fighting cancer from space.

The Atlantic: The Mayor of a ghost town:

Michelle Wolf: Workplace safety—Gun edition.

John Oliver: Gene editing.

Lawrence O’Donnell: Police use of deadly force changed by video.

Vox: Why the US national anthem is terrible—and perfect.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

1 Kings 11:1-3
King Solomon, however, loved many foreign women besides Pharaoh’s daughter—Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Sidonians and Hittites. They were from nations about which the LORD had told the Israelites, “You must not intermarry with them, because they will surely turn your hearts after their gods.” Nevertheless, Solomon held fast to them in love. He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray.

Discuss.

Jim Jefferies: How Jeff Bezos should spend his billions.

Physics Girl: Bandaids glow when opening?!

Bill Maher: Future headlines.

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney says fuck discussing immigration.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Racists and Kidnappers:

• Stephen: How The Red Hen could’ve treated Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: What really drives anti-iImmigration politics
• Chris Hayes: Why Paul Manafort didn’t demand a salary to work for Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: If at first you don’t succeed, call it a “travel ban”
• Trevor EVISCERATES the civility argument:

• Late Show: A mobile restaurant for Трамп officials
• Jimmy Dore: Republican Peter King calls Трамп a “psychopath!”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Judge orders Donald Trump administration to reunite families within 30 days
• Stephen: Трамп and Putin are getting back together
• Joy Reid: Ivanka Трамп’s associates baffled by her silence on border
• Steve Kornacki: President Barack Obama and Jon Stewart—Different method, same message.
• Trevor: The truth about “Space Force”
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп is afraid to say Stephen’s name
• Seth Meyers: Трамп goes to Nevada amid migrant detention crisis
• Jimmy Fallon gets a Tweet from The Dotard:

• Rachel Maddow: GOP anxious to subvert Robert Mueller as Dotard Трамп Russia probe pushes on
• Stephen: Jon Stewart is ready to negotiate with The Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Трамп’s Starburst tantrum & the President’s self-described elitism
• Late Show: What’s going through the President’s mind?
• Michele Wolf roasts the White House
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s unhinged South Carolina rally & SCOTUS upholds travel ban
• Steve Kornacki: To understand President Dotard Трамп, look to Pat Buchanan
• Jim Jefferies: Migrant detention centers—a firsthand account
• Stephen: New challenge coins for Трамп’s presidency
• Vox: Can Трамп really pardon himself?
• Heads of State: Трамп SINGS about eliminating due process for immigrants
• Ari Melber: Supreme Court decision is a fight for American values
• Trevor: Stephen Miller loves to cause pain
• Stephen: President Трамп reverts back to campaign rally Трамп
• Lawrence O’Donnell: One Senator could block Dotard Трамп’s Supreme Court pick
• Daily Show: In Трамп’s universe, everyone loves “Space Force”
• Joy Reid: Is Dotard Трамп trying to dismantle NATO and the European Union?
• Jim Jefferies: Separating migrant families at the border:

• Late Night: Трамп’s favorite “red wave” political cartoon
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: Why it’s important to yell at public officials
• Trevor: The message on Melania’s jacket
• Stephen: Melania Трамп has an entire “hidden message” wardrobe

John Oliver: Mexican elections.

Minute Earth: The similarity trap.

ABC CEO says “No more racist shows”.

Bill Maher: New Rule—Suckers.

Electoral Consequences:

• Stephen interviews Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
• Trevor: SCOTUS news devastates Dems but Hasan Minhaj has hope
• Chris Hayes: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her win and “the start of a movement”
• Mark Fiore: The Supreme Court gets Трампier.
• Rachel Maddow: Democrats face day 1 of winnable fight for Supreme Court’s future
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Rally; Kennedy retires; GOP attacks Russia probe
• Stephen: Mitch McConnell’s supreme about face
• Chris Hayes: Republicans are suddenly silent about push to overturn Roe v. Wade
• Trevor: Anthony Kennedy and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rock the political world
• Late Night: A message for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
• Stephen: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez surprised everyone, even herself.

Minute Physics: Extraterrestrial cycloids—Why are they on Europa?.

Trevor: Bill Clinton and James Patterson — “The President Is Missing”.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24
If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

Discuss.

Stephen: Profiles In Discourage—The “Gay Nazi” candidate.

Jimmy Kimmel: Kimmel vs Cruz—Blobfish basketball classic.

The Atlantic: Your brain on depression.

Seth Meyers: Senator Tammy Baldwin on being the first openly gay person elected to the Senate.

Roy Wood Jr. versus The News.

WaPo: Is the news stressing you out? Tips for dealing with news related anxiety.

John Oliver: Xi Jinping.

The Dotard Трамп And His Band of Kidnappers And Hostage Takers:

• Stephen: Melania Трамп really doesn’t care, do U?
• Mother Jones: Inside the spontaneous airport protest to greet separated children in NYC
• Seth Meyer: Трамп holds rally amid aftermath of family separation policy
• Lawrence O’Donnell: President Dotard Трамп admin fights rules on border children
• Stephen: Now we know who’s willing to defend caging children
• Jonathan Mann: This land is your land
• Full Frontal: Leaked audio from The Daily’s Stephen Miller interview
• Rachael Maddow: As HHS tent city filled with kids, Alex Azar left for college reunion
• Late Show: The OTHER cruel White House lawn press conference
• Trevor: Uproar over Трамп’s migrant separation policy reaches a fevered pitch
• Stephen: Stephen Miller takes a victory lap on family separation
• Heads of State: Трамп explains his immigrant child kidnapping policy:

• WaPo: The unanswered questions after Трамп’s immigration executive order
• Stephen gets really into Трамп’s MAGA rally
• Daily Show: Kirstjen Nielsen goes out for Mexican food
• Chris Hayes: Why did Scott Pruitt spend $1500 on “tactical pants”?
• Late Show: Scott Pruitt’s tactical pants
• Lauren Mayer: Tyrants are now Трамп’s best friends
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing
• Ari Melber: Трамп silent on how separated migrant families will be reunited
• Mother Jones: The Трамп administration keeps changing its story on child separation
• WaPo: The Трамп administration’s wildly contradictory statements on family separation
• Stephen: Трамп wants FAUX News to learn from North Korea’s state TV
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The little girls blocking The Dotard Трамп
• The Atlantic: Watch the U.S. turn away asylum seekers at the border
• Late Show: This cloud either looks like Трамп or…
• James Cordon: Here’s how to reunite families at the US Mexico border
• Randy Rainbow: WTF, YOU GUYS!?:

• Trevor: Трамп’s child separation crisis hits a breaking point
• Chris Hayes: Detained migrant teens marched through airport
• Daily Show: FAUX News vs. North Korean State TV
• Samantha Bee: Migrant kids update—Трамп fixed it! Part I
• Samantha Bee: Migrant kids update—Трамп fixed it! Part II
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Will Michael Cohen turn on President Dotard Трамп?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп can’t stop excusing himself
• Lauren Mayer: I’m a Jew and I know than ain’t Christian!
• Stephen: Why is Трамп so hot on the Space Force?
• Ari Melber and friends: Трамп lies about migrant kids echo fascistic mechanism
• The Laura Ingraham detention center summer camp extravaganza!

• Seth Meyers: The Трамп team’s lies about immigrants and family separation
• Jonathan Mann: Jesus followed the law
• Full Frontal: The cult of impeachment
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Melania Трамп’s jacket sends mixed border messages
• Stephen: Corey Lewandowski’s life in two words—Womp Womp
• WaPo: The Трамп administration’s latest shift on immigration
• Rachel Maddow: Americans finding ways to work against Dotard Трамп immigration policy
• Mark Fiore: Born into a policy of cruelty
• Stephen: Трамп’s executive order to undo an executive failure
• Vox: The voices of children separated at the border

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Greenman: Houston, Harvey, and and a hot ocean.

WaPo: Four years after riots in Ferguson, Mo., this part of the city is still reeling.

Jim Jefferies Jordan Peterson on free speech and college protests.

Trevor: So much news, so little time.

Roy Wood, Jr.: Wilmot Collins—From African refugee to Montana mayor.

Late Show: The NRA—Keep your hands off my dog’s guns

Jimmy Fallon: David Hogg and Lauren Hogg recount the trauma of the Stoneman Douglas shooting.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz has basketball on the brain.

Samantha Bee: The myth of crisis actors, Part 1

Vox: How TV gave us the classic soccer ball.

Mental Floss: Summer facts and life hacks!

Samantha Bee: The myth of crisis actors, Part 2

Daily Show: Secession vs. a two-state solution in California

MinuteEarth: Rise of the mesopredator

The Dotard Трамп and Other Petty Tyrants:

• Chris Hayes: Horror at the border—“We have no idea when or if mother and child will be Reunited”
• Stephen: Трамп met with Kim Jong Un… Now what?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mommin’ with Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Who’s sleeping better, Paul Manafort or The Dotard Трамп?
• Daily Show: Verified survivor—Pres. Vicente Fox
• Vox: What does “denuclearization” mean?
• Stephen: Трамп’s habit of ripping up papers is against the law
• Maddow: Paul Manafort appears to choose jail over helping Dotard Трамп Russia probe
• Seth Meyers: GOP’s Трамп “cult”; Трамп Foundation lawsuit; Comey report
• Michael Brooks: Dotard Трамп Jr. suddenly realizes his father doesn’t love him, while on FAUX News
• WaPo: Unraveling President Трамп’s claims about the North Korea deal
• Stephen: Sarah Huckabee Sanders has her eyes (and lies) on the exit
• Conan: Conan on the North Korea summit
• Heads of State: “Die Die Die”—Dotard Трамп sings about Obamacare:

• Stephen: The Mueller probe is about to “hit the fan”
• Trevor: Трамп gets a lawsuit and an FBI report for his birthday
• Samantha Bee: Canadian enemies and nuclear friends
• Late Show: The Dotard Трамп summit spectacular
• Young Turks: Cartoonist fired over Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп made a movie for Kim Jong-un
• Stephen: Трамп celebrated his historic summit with a historic lie
• Conan: Kim Jong-un’s video message for Трамп
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries to “steal the grief” of fallen soldiers’ parents
• Trevor: Трамп hands a PR victory to Kim Jong-un
• Stephen: Трамп is fighting for Russia and fighting with Canada
• Chris Hayes: White House can’t fill open positions, turns to job fair
• Bill Maher: Justin and The Dotard:

• Seth Meyers and friends: Do we like Michael Avenatti?
• Stephen: The odd movie trailer Трамп showed Kim Jong Un
• Farron Cousins: Трамп gets condemned by Canadian parliament in unanimous vote
• Daily Show: Verified survivor—Kathy Griffin
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп and Kim Jong-un’s friendship inspires Jimmy
• Young Turks: Republicans are using slave owners’ favorite bible verse to justify child prisons
• Stephen: The IG report could lead to the impeachment of Hillary Clinton
• The Late Show: The Трамп/Kim boxing match
• Conan: A Canadian responds to Трамп’s latest attack on Justin Trudeau
• Bill Maher: A feckless stunt
• Stephen: Jeff Sessions cites the Bible in separating children from parents
• Late Show: How North Korea is reporting the summit
• Farron Cousins: Entire Трамп family named in massive charity fraud lawsuit
• Lawrence O’Donnell: New York A.G. files fraud lawsuit against Dotard Трамп Family Foundation
• Stephen: Трамп will use his “touch” and “feel” with Kim Jong Un
• Seth Meyers: Трамп meets Kim Jong-un
• Mark Fiore: Axis of allies.
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry sounds like he’s losing his mind:

• Stephen: Anthony Scaramucci & Michael Avenatti debate over Rosé.
• Trevor: Shredding Трамп
• Ari Melber: The Dotard Трамп is lying about his child migrant policy
• Jimmy Kimmel: White House reveals everything Трамп gave to Kim Jong-un
• Stephen: Anthony Scaramucci & Michael Avenatti predict Трамп’s fate
• Young Turks: Ex-CIA agents training ICE to be more evil
• Daily Show: Verified survivor—Kirsten Gillibrand
• Rachel Maddow: GOP keeps pressure on DoJ in effort to sink Трамп–Russia probe
• Conan: The Kim Jong-un photobomber is now dead
• Stephen interviews Stephanopoulos’ interview of Трамп

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship

Maine passes rank choice voting.

Listen to Black women

Full Frontal: The Irish abortion referendum.

Electile Function and Dysfunction:

• WaPo: Did The Dotard sink Mark Sanford?
• David Pakman: Should Democrats be panicking about 2018 polls?
• WaPo: Behind the “rigged system” of drawing Congressional boundaries.
• Bill Maher: Billy Eichner on glam up the midterms
• WaPo: Women triumph in Virginia’s Democratic primaries
• David Pakman: Russia is ACTIVELY MEDDLING in 2018 election RIGHT NOW!
• Sam Seder: Democrats win HUGE in Wisconsin—Scott Walker is scared to death
• WaPo: The time California tried to change the redistricting game: Part 1
• WaPo: The time California tried to change the redistricting game: Part 2

Jim Jefferies: Carol Burnett on staying apolitical in political times.

Bill Maher: New Rule—#BlueToo.

Jimmy Kimmel does research on blobfish Ted Cruz.

Minute Physics: Relativistic addition of velocity

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Ronny Chieng: A televangelist begs for a private jet.

Jimmy Dore: Nellie McKay’s anti-war song update.

Trevor with #MeToo founder Tarana Burke.

The Cruz Challenge:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz says GAME ON.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Ground rules for Ted Cruz basketball game.
• Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Ted Cruz trash talk

Physics Girl: The physics of skateboarding.

Vox: Why chronic floods are coming to New Jersey

Samantha Bee: A message.

Bill Maher: New Rule—Crass dismissed .

Lauren Mayer: Please stop making insults out of genitalia.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Future Pardonees:

• Stephen: Can a president pardon himself?
• Trevor: Are we in an alternate universe?
• WaPoТрамп did not dictate the Трамп Tower response. Until he did.
• Chris Hayes: Scott Pruitt tried to get his wife a Chick-Fil-A franchise
• Ari Melber: Watergate prosecutor says that Paul Manafort is “toast”
• The Late Show: This is how we Pruitt—The corruption story
• Trevor: North Korea gets back on Трамп’s good side
• Lawrence O’Donnell: In the Robert Mueller’s probe, “It’s the money, stupid”
• Stephen: Kim Jong-Un had a big message for Трамп
• WaPo fact check: Can President Трамп (or any president) be subpoenaed or indicted?
• Conan: Sports figures willing to visit the White House
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп administration struggles to find space for seized immigrant kids
• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп and water just don’t mix
• Late Show: Meet the real Commander-of-Cheese:

• Heads of State: Can Трамп shoot someone and pardon himself?
• Chris Hayes: “Mattress-lotion Scott” somehow still has a job at EPA
• Samantha Bee: Missing migrant children update
• Ari Melber: Bob Mueller indicts a Russian known as “Paul Manafort’s Manafort”
• Stephen: Scott Pruitt is hungry for Chick-fil-A
• Trevor: Team Трамп’s above-the-law legal arguments
• Rachel Maddow: Light of Russia investigation sends Трамп affiliates scattering
• Young Turks: The Dotard scolds Trudeau for Canada burning down White House (they didn’t)
• Conan: Putin calls Трамп to talk about “The Americans” finale
• Farron Cousins: Creepy Scott Pruitt wanted to buy used Трамп Hotel mattress
• Vox: Трамп invented a fake spy scandal and people will still believe it.
• Stephen: Трамп makes the G7 summit awkwaaaard
• Bill Maher: Turd in the punchbowl
• James Corden: Apparently Трамп knows numerous legal scholars?
• WaPo: What Трамп (and you) need to know about pardons
• Late Show: The big words in Kim Jong Un’s big letter
• Young Turks: Guess how the Dotard is prepping for North Korea summit
• Chris Hayes: EPA imploding under weight of Scott Pruitt scandals
• Trevor: Scott Pruitt’s petty side hustles
• Stephen: Have you seen this first lady?
• Ari Melber: Kardashian winning Трамп pardon shows “terribly wrong” process
• Lawrence O’Donnell: “Thanks Pal”—Stormy Daniels’ former lawyer was cozy with Dotard’s lawyer
• Randy Rainbow: Commander of cheese!:

• Late Show: In search of the First Lady
• Conan: Трамп releases an album of patriotic songs
• Ari Melber: People who obstruct justice usually have something to hide
• Stephen speaks Kellyanne Conway’s language
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп and GOP keep Scott Pruitt on despite flagrant abuse of office
• WaPo: Does the Dotard even know the lyrics?
• Trevor: Scott Pruitt’s spending gets weirder
• Chris Hayes: Sen. Jeff Merkley describes immigrants held in cages “like dog kennels”
• Stephen: Paul Manafort is bad at being sneaky
• Jimmy Kimmel: Melania Трамп finally makes public appearance
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani speaks, causes trouble for the Dotard Трамп
• Late Show: Under the table with Трамп and Pence
• Conan: Трамп the historian
• Farron Cousins: The Dotard fails basic history and embarrasses U.S. again
• Ari Melber: Melber on Трамп’s self-pardon claim—Pardons are for criminals
• Stephen: Rudy Giuliani says, “I don’t even really look at porn”
• Chris Hayes: Family separation is “barbaric,” a “National Shame”
• Jimmy Kimmel wishes Трамп happy 500 days
• Trevor: Трамп gets snubbed by the Philadelphia Eagles
• Stephen: Трамп disinvites the Eagles for… never kneeling?

• Conan: The one Трамп business that made money
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп administration is violating human rights according to U.N.
• Stephen: Трамп, Sanders, and Sekulow got caught in a lie
• WaPo: The lawsuit against Ben Carson that was 50 years in the making
• Ari Melber: Michael Cohen plotted with Stormy Daniels’ lawyer to push lies
• Trevor and Hasan: Трамп changes his tune on celebrating Ramadan
• Mark Fiore: Presidential Pardon Power Supplement
• Young Turks: Putin OWNS Трамп
• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп history, like drunk history, only not as smart
• Michael Brooks: Hannity goes full crazy on live TV, tells Трамп’s friends to destroy evidence
• Stephen: Трамп is turning pardon power into reality TV
• Rachel Maddow: Mueller puts Трамп in desperate position; pardon spree a bad idea

Daily Show: Facebook cashes in on conflict.

The Atlantic: Hawaii’s Kilaeuea volcanic eruption—A stunning time-lapse

The Onion: How to increase your cognitive ability by reading a fucking book for once.

Vox: How noise pollution is ruining your hearing.

Stephen: The FBI’s Breakdancing Training VIdeo

Elections and Stuff:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP gets wiped out in California Senate race
• WaPo: Winners and losers from 2018’s biggest primary night
• Sam Seder with Dave Weigel: Republicans should be TERRIFIED of California primary results
• Young Turks: Judge RECALLED after slap-on-the-wrist rape sentence
• Samantha Bee: The Texas conscience
• Trevor does New York gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon.
• WaPo: Is 2018 really the “year of the woman”?

Jim Jefferies: Abstinence-only education makes no sense:

The Atlantic: Tangier Island—The first U.S. climate refugees?

New Scientist: Can sleeping pills make you racist?

Stephen: China’s sonic attacks reach the Late Show.

Vox: Trade wars, explained.

WaPo: The Supreme Court punted on the Masterpiece Cakeshop ruling.

Late Show: Straight Cakes—The all-hetero cakeshop

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Vox: Scientists are remaking mosquitoes to fight malaria.

Conan: Obama also asked James Comey to make a promise….

Trevor: A Mali migrant rescues a child in France

Jimmy Kimmel accepts Ted Cruz’s challenge.

Minute Physics: Length contraction and time dilation.

The Dotard Трамп and His Gang of Criminals:

• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп ends signal with pardons, could face rude awakening
• Conan: James Comey says Трамп’s “spygate” claims are made up
• Lawrence O’Donnell: What you’re really worried about tonight if you’re Dotard Трамп
• Ari Melber: How a Трамп pardon in collusion case could be a crime
• Late Show: Трамп and Xi’s high stakes poker game
• Rachel Maddow: FBI assembling contents of Michael Cohen’s shredder machine:

• Chris Hayes: Backlash grows against separation of migrant families
• Trevor: Where is Melania?
• Ari Melber: How Dotard Трамп uses trolling as political warfare
• Lawrence O’Donnell: WhatDotard Трамп’s pardons really do
• Samantha Bee’s has some words for Ivanka Трамп
• WaPo: What the Dotard has said about pardons
• Trevor: Kim Kardashian goes to the White House and Трамп pardons Dinesh D’Souza
• Conan: James Comey is like a breakup Трамп can’t get over
• Ari Melber: Listen to the tape of Michael Cohen making threats for the Dotard
• Rachel Maddow: Paul Manafort gets contender for world’s sketchiest legal defense fund
• Jimmy Dore: Sean Spicer desperately trying to stay relevant
• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп falsely blames Democrats for family separation
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Michael Cohen tape.
• WaPo: What’s the hurry Sarah Sanders?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Hammered Dotard Трамп gives commencement speech
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s problem with lying
• Bill Maher: Tweet sorrow:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Jeff Sessions is key witness in Robert Mueller obstruction probe
• Chris Hayes and friends: How Dotard Трамп paved the way for Roseanne

Trevor: France’s migrant hero.

Minute Earth: How long can we live?.

Bill Maher: New Rule—Conspiracy theories.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The most valuable airspace in the world.

Racists SUCK!

• Trevor: Even the anti-PC brigade condemns Roseanne Barr
• Jimmy Kimmel on Roseanne cancellation
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп doesn’t denounce Roseanne Barr’s racist tweet
• WaPo: Roseanne Barr’s offensive comments got her canceled
• Chris Hayes: Roseanne Barr reflects a chunk of the Dotard Трамп base
• Full Frontal: Ask your doctor about Ambien
• Trevor and Roy: Starbucks shuts down for racial bias training.
• Hallie Jackson and Morgan Radford: White nationalists running for office in record numbers
• Starbucks’ racial bias training went great, according to Starbucks
• Jonathan Mann: When Трамп tells a lie, when Rossanne says something racist

Vox: The culture war between doctors and midwives, explained.

Seth Meyers sits down with The Washington Post.

Jonathan Mann: 4,645 Americans died in Puerto Rico:

Best of Newsbroke (farewell).

How scientists discovered dark matter.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Solar panels and whining cheerleaders

Jimmy Kimmel: Do whatever you want at Starbucks!

Mental Floss: Dogs can smell fear, and other dog facts

Newsbroke: Powerful White Nationalists behind the “English only” movement

Mark Fiore: Freedom sticks.

Young Turks: Racist woman attacks US serviceman.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Jeanine Pirro is an American institution

The Dotard Трамп And His Band of Dopes:

• Trevor: Трамп’s nighttime chats with Sean Hannity
• Seth Meyers: Трамп cancels NK summit and pushes crazy “spy” claim
• Stephen: A judge ruled Трамп can’t block people on Twitter anymore
• Rachel Maddow: Mueller probe’s many threads are why details can’t be public.
• Chris Hayes: What about the North Korea summit commemorative coins?
• Michael Brooks: Трамп’s ICE terror squad LOSES 1475 CHILDREN—Abolish it NOW!
• Late Show: The Summit—A Трамп-Kim love story
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s “spygate” claims
• WaPo: The boom and bust of Michael Cohen’s taxi business
• David Pakman: Giuliani unhinged—Трамп might commit perjury because “truth is relative”
• Ari Melber: DOJ caves to President Dotard Трамп-backers
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Abstinence-only sex ed and the POTUS prayer shield
• SNL Weekend Update: Eric and Donald Трамп Jr. on Трамп Tower meeting
• Stephen: This isn’t your grandfather’s constitutional crisis
• Rachel Maddow: James Clapper on Russia, “They swung the election to a Трамп win”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп cancels North Korea summit
• Joy Reid: Is Dotard Трамп running the country or producing a show?
• SNL: Sarah Palin’s advice:

• Chris Hayes: This is the next key figure to watch in Трамп scandals
• Farron Cousins: Judge rules that Трамп blocking people on Twitter is unconstitutional
• Ari Melber: Giuliani revisited—Has Трамп’s TV brawler “lost it”?
• Stephen: Трамп hates White House leaks, according to White House leaks
• Seth Meyers: Late Night’s timeline for Robert Mueller’s investigation
• Chris Hayes: Checking in on Dotard Трамп’s promise that tax cut would bring jobs
• Late Show: How the FBI came up with ‘Crossfire Hurricane’
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп letter hinted at “end of a romance”
• Seth Meyers: Fired Трамп aides and officials
• Stephen: Michael Cohen’s “taxi king” partner flips
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: America’s “no scrubs” immigration policy
• Trevor: The U.S.-North Korea summit might not happen
• Rachel Maddow: James Clapper Russia assessment calls Dotard Трамп legitimacy into question
• Ari Melber: Stunner from Court TV founder—Giuliani is admitting Трамп’s guilt
• Late Show: An approximation to Трамп’s interview with Mueller
• Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп SUCKS at being President
• Rachel Maddow: Clapper—Dossier was not used for intelligence assessment of 2016.
• Chris Hayes: Mike Pence thinks he’s #Winning on the NFL kneeling issue
• David Pakman: Judge rules Трамп regularly violating 1st amendment
• Stephen: Nice try, deep state, Трамп has you figured out
• Young Turks: Mueller finds half a million more reasons for Cohen to flip on Трамп
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Anthony Scaramucci talks White House leakers
• Chris Hayes: Despicable new Dotard Трамп policy on children:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s spying claims and Don Jr’s meeting with Gulf emissaries
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп haphazard N.K. summit dump put journalists in wanton danger
• Joy Reid: A new concern for Dotard Трамп Jr.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: President Dotard Трамп’s “lie” infiltrates language
• Stephen: The commemorative coin spoke too soon
• WaPo: Трамп promised to drain the swamp. The swamp seems to be doing fine.
• Michael Brooks: Totally confused Трамп bumbles his way through explaining the North Korea situation
• Ari Melber: Michael Cohen’s new reported ties to Ukraine
• Chris Hayes: Confused by Трамп scandals? Chris explains.
• Late Show: The Mole—Трамп Administration edition
• Rachel Maddow: History highlights President Трамп’s failure on Russian election outreach
• Stephen: Guess who rose from the sinkhole on the White House lawn?
• SNL: Dotard Трамп and Robert Mueller
• Chris Hayes: Reality show President’s diplomatic effort crashes & burns

Jimmy Kimmel does Jordan Klepper

Michael Brooks: Moron NRA spokesman responds to NFL rule like a third grader

Jim Jefferies: Leave your emotional support camel at home.

Heads of State: Gorsuch rules against workers in forced arbitration case.

Vox: Why people are buying cartoon cats on the blockchain

The Atlantic: Edge of Daybreak—The real jailhouse rock.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Samantha Bee will make you care about Yemen.

NOVA: AI explained—What is a neural net?

David Pakman: NFL goes fascist, bans kneeling during National Anthem

Midterm Madness:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Republicans don’t need money to win midterms
• Stephen: Profiles in discourage—Joe Arpaio edition
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Stacey Abrams makes history with Georgia win.
• Samantha Bee: Midterm checkin

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Cecile Richards—Planned Parenthood and “Make trouble”

Jonathan Mann: Boycott the NFL.

The Atlantic: The Collapsing Bridge—a poem.

Samantha Bee: Abolish ICE!:

Vox: Monogamy, explained.

Seth Meyers: This is the kind of story we need right now.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Jordan’s predictions—Future fake news

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Trevor’s solution to unnecessary 911 calls.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: “Dangerous minds”-ing the Colorado teachers’ strike

The Atlantic: The 99% is a myth—here’s how it really breaks down.

Physics Girl: The most mysterious object in the universe.

Young Turks: Tomi Lahren gets owned on immigration.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Grifter Dotard Трамп and Company:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп attacks W.H. leakers, who leak about leaking
• Bill Maher: Royally screwed
• Late Show: Hallmark’s White House apology collection
• Chris Hayes on Dotard Трамп’s “astonishingly blatant abuse of power”
• Ari Melber: Трамп aide’s suspicious meeting triggered ‘crossfire hurricane’
• Vox: The big problem with comparing Трамп to Nixon
• Mark Fiore: Jared, boy-peacemaker!
• WaPo: A year of Трамп’s attacks on the special counsel probe
• David Pakman: Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered to help Трамп win
• Stephen: Трамп wants the U.S. to “be cool” about China
• Late Show: Another late night call between Hannity and Трамп
• Farron Cousins: Hannity FLIPS OUT on Mueller investigation, calls it a threat to American democracy
• Rachel Maddow: Missing financial reports drove leak of Michael Cohen information:

• Chris Hayes: Steve Schmidt, “There is blood on Dotard Трамп’s hands
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп Jr’s hard-to-believe memory lapses
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп Jr.’s testimony summarized—“I do not recall”
• Seth Meyers: North Korea threatens to pull out of Трамп summit
• Bill Maher: 25 things you don’t know about Michael Cohen
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Meet Трамп’s new fixer
• Late Show: Mueller’s anniversary gift for the President
• Trevor: The Трамп administration is plagued by professional leakers
• David Pakman: Трамп now “helping” China after their $500 million contribution
• Joy Ann Reid: Details from grand jury witnesses offers peek at Robert Mueller’s progress
• Ari Melber: Did Dotard Трамп and his advisers coordinate political attacks?
• Farron Cousins: Watch Rudy Giuliani FREAK OUT on CNN when busted lying
• Stephen: Sean Hannity puts the President to bed each night
• Lawrence O’Donnell: “These are animals”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп deals with new Russia and Michael Cohen bombshells
• Chris Hayes: Senate Judiciary transcripts shed new light on Трамп Tower meeting with Russians
• Lauren Meyer: Follow All The Money:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: John Kelly still silent after staffer mocked “dying” Sen. McCain
• The Late Show: Are You Moving An Embassy?
• Stephen: A GOP bill would require Трамп/Pence photos at post offices
• Ari Melber: Mueller circling Roger Stone with new Russia probe subpoena
• Trevor: Fraudulent for-profit schools make a comeback under Betsy DeVos
• Rachel Maddow: Kushner family sees Qatar-tied bailout as US policy warms to Qatar
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: John Bolton jeopardizes Трамп’s Nobel prize
• Seth Meyers: Michael Cohen pay-to-play allegations and John Kelly’s immigration comments
• Stephen: There’s one thing Jake Tapper wants from Mueller’s probe
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Michael Cohen’s missing suspicious activity reports
• Bill Maher: New Rule—Трамп is above the law
• The Late Show: Pillow talk with Трамп and Hannity
• Chris Hayes: The unintended consequences of The Dotard Трамп’s FAUX-only media diet
• Heads of State: Трамп explains how his China deal is totally NOT a bribe:

• Stephen: The White House “buckles up” for Mueller probe
• Ari Melber: Dotard Трамп-Hannity bromance hitting T-pain level.
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The U.S. Embassy moves to Jerusalem
• James Corden: Dotard Трамп remembered his anniversary
• Lawrence O’Donnell: “Bob Mueller didn’t say that”
• Trevor: Backlash over Трамп’s Jerusalem embassy move
• Sam Seder: Bill Gates dunks on the Dotard Трамп’s absolute stupidity
• Chris Hayes: Bill Gates dishes about President Dotard Трамп meetings
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing, “Is Трамп through with porn stars?
• Stephen: What happens in the White House, leaks from the White House

John Oliver: Venezuela

Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry gives Dennis Miller mean jokes to use on female comedian.

Ronny Chieng: “Pawfficer Donut” becomes Michigan’s first police cat.

Young Turks: Republican breaks stupid meter with “scientific” theory

Kurzgesagt: The deadliest being on planet earth.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

The Atlantic: A visual history of light.

Hate’n and Shoot’n In ‘Merica:

• Slate: Why the far right believes every Muslim is a liar.
• Young Turks: Gun nut marches around college campus with assault rifle
• WaPo: What we know about the Texas shooting suspect
• Sam Seder: Student says she’s not surprised that tragedy happened at her school
• Chris Hayes: Dannel Malloy (D-CT) to governors, “You can make your state safer!”
• The Atlantic: A devastating hate crime in Kansas
• WaPo: The Texas school shooting thought the eyes of a survivor.
• Young Turks: Racist snowflake triggered by people not speaking English
• Sam Seder: This man is the Forrest Gump of being racist in NYC
• Farron Cousins: Confused Tucker Carlson has a meltdown on national TV

Francesca Fiorentini: The biggest myths about socialism.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The unimpressive royal wedding

Big Tobacco saying sorry (because they legally have to).

Jim Jefferies with Curtis Cook: Is Kanye West the mythical Black Republican?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Guam: Why America’s most isolated territory exists.

Sam Seder: FAUX guest stuns everyone after saying torture worked on McCain.

Jimmy Fallon with Trevor Noah: Helping train teachers and educate South African orphans.

The Dotard Трамп and His Stormy Mofia:

• Trevor: Трамп pulls out of the Iran nuclear deal
• Stephen: Трамп ignores U.S. allies, leaves the Iran deal
• Lauren Mayer: This isn’t normal!
• Bill Maher: No deal.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп attacks stop after Michael Avenatti revelation
• WaPo: This Трамп appointee runs a federal agency from his home in Dallas.
• Late Show: A word from the Nobel Peace Prize
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s fixer, Michael Cohen, had a secret slush fund
• Jimmy Kimmel: If Dotard Трамп is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize
• Chris Hayes: Robert Mueller questioned companies that paid Michael Cohen
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Трамп plays the hits at the NRA convention
• Ari Melber: How Cohen’s “slush fund” could destroy Трамп like Nixon’s tapes
• Young Turks: Trump’s idiotic smear of universal health care
• Stephen: Gina Haspel says waterboarding is so 2002
• Trevor: Michael Hayden, “The Assault on Intelligence” in Трамп’s post-truth America
• Vox: Трамп quits Iran nuclear deal, undoing years of diplomacy
• Heads of State: Why Трамп is ripping immigrant children from their parents:

• Rachel Maddow: Without Iran plan, Трамп destroys US credibility and betrays allies.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Paying Michael Cohen is filling the swamp with money
• Ari Melber: The Dotard cheapens North Korean hostage return with ratings obsession
• SNL Weekend Update: On Rudy Giuliani’s confessions
• Trevor: Michael Cohen’s secret side hustle
• Joy Ann Reid: Michael Cohen case folds in on itself with unexpected Schneiderman twist
• Stephen: Трамп says Giuliani will “Get his facts straight”
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Трамп pulls out of the Iran nuclear deal
• Conan: Melania Трамп’s Other Campaign Ideas
• WaPo: Who is Viktor Vekselberg
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп is out of order
• Late Show: Pennywise The Clown loves Jeff Sessions’ new immigration policy
• Seth Meyers: Трамп supporters think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
• Samantha Bee: Art of the Iran deal
• Stephen: Michael Cohen has been selling access to the President
• James Corden: Трамп’s Mueller interview prep is off to a rough start
• Trevor: Rudy Giuliani’s catastrophic media blitz
• Late Show: Iran’s response to Dotard Трамп
• Ari Melber: Republicans line up against justice, invite the Rod Rosenstein showdown
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Michael Avenatti’s sexy media blitz
• Rachel Maddow: Newly exposed payments to Michael Cohen add depth to Stormy Daniels case
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп filled the swamp with former lobbyists
• Stephen: Melania Трамп is riding high after her first state sinner
• Francesca Fiorentini: Greatest hypocrisies in the Трамп era:

• Trevor and Michael Kosta Discuss the Трамп-Giuliani “scumbag defense”
• Stephen: Трамп’s plan for peace is to “out-crazy” Kim Jong-Un
• Chris Hayes: Scott Pruitt’s security threats
• Mark Fiore: Blowing up the Iran deal with buster!
• WaPo: A Russian oligarch, a porn star and AT&T—The tale of Michael Cohen’s shell company
• Ari Melber: Mueller puts lawyer tied to Трамп campaign behind bars
• Late Show: Rudy Giuliani is digging himself into a hole.
• Bill Maher: New Rule—Married to the mob.
• Conan: Americans approve of Трамп being North Korea’s next hostage
• David Pakman: Dotard Трамп’s “Space Military”
• Michael Brooks: Trump starts lying as soon as he meets released North Korea prisoners
• Jimmy Kimmel: Rudy Giuliani is very confused
• Stephen: This week in Scott Pruitt’s scandals
• Jimmy Fallon with Trevor Noah: President Трамп’s “Knife crimes” comments make a new reggae song
• Maddow with Michael Avenatti: Michael Cohen only really has one employer
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Michael Avenatti on suspicious payments to Dotard Трамп’s lawyer.
• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani keeps making things Worse for Трамп
• Ari Melber: Sex-tape lawyer who helped Cohen silence women could topple him
• Stephen: Melania to today’s youth—‘Be best’
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Richard Cordray’s fight for consumer protection

Mental Floss: TV moms, animal kingdom moms, and Mother’s Day!.

Chris Hayes: Sheldon Adelson cuts $30M check to GOP-aligned super PAC.

Late Show: Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s “Political confessions”.

Vox: The “duck curve” is solar’s greatest challenge.

Misbehaving Men:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Men are ruining everything.
• Jim Jefferies: How the NFL exploits its cheerleaders
• Trevor: Eric “Champion of Women” Schneiderman falls to the #MeToo movement
• Samantha Bee: Checking in with #MeToo.
• Jim Jefferies: Tucker Carlson proves men are weak:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: SuperShe Island—No men allowed

Seth Meyers: Michelle Wolf talks about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Late Show tolerance tips.

WaPo: She rented an apartment owned by Sean Hannity…Then came the bedbugs, late rent and eviction..

Trevor: Slavery scenarios infect U.S. schools.

Primary Season:

• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper:
• Chris Hayes: The political demise of Don Blankenship
• WaPo: Winners and losers from the first big primary day of 2018
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mike Pence’s brothers revealed
• Trevor: Don Blankenship takes on “Cocaine Mitch” McConnell
• WaPo: What to watch in this year’s state primaries
• Lewis Black: The Primaries Are Working Their Stupid Magic

Minute Earth: When trees go nuts.

Ari Melber: Extremists and worse slip through as GOP rushes to pack courts.

Andy Richter and friends: A lesson in implicit bias.

Stephen: Everyone in China is getting a “Social credit score”.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Senator Elizabeth Warren on health care and minimum wage

Young Turks: Iowa passes most restrictive abortion law in the US.

David Pakman: Megyn Kelly’s NBC media implosion.

Full Frontal: Don’t be so sure about that Blue Wave.

Farron Cousins: Paul Ryan’s attack on House chaplain blows up in his face.

Bill Maher interviews Mayor Michael Tubbs (Stockton, CA), America’s youngest mayor in a city over 100,000.

Amber Rufin raps a response to Kanye West’s slavery comments.

The Dotard Трамп And His Dirty :

• Stephen adds to Robert Mueller’s 49 questions for Трамп.
• Chris Hayes: Former EPA official, “Scott Pruitt is a liar”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani claims, “President Трамп can’t be subpoenaed”
• WaPo: Трамп and Bornstein—From allies to enemies
• Young Turks: Трамп dictated his own tremendously healthy medical report
• Michael Brooks: Scaramucci calls in to SLAM Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Jimmy Kimmel’s exclusive chat with Dotard Трамп’s doctor
• Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s questions for Robert Mueller
• Stephen: Rudy Giuliani made “Hannity” watchable
• Late Show: Guiliani today reacts to Giuliani yesterday
• Ari Melber: Rod Rosenstein blasts impeachment threat, “DOJ won’t be extorted.”
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Is Robert Mueller setting a perjury trap?:

• WaPo: The Stormy Daniels payment—A timeline
• Seth Meyers: Star Wars Day—Трамп administration opening crawl
• Stephen: Alter egos—Just Ty Cobb
• Ari Melber: Watch how central Roger Stone could be to the Mueller probe
• Lawrence O’Donnell: How long will the “idiot” keep John Kelly on the job?
• Young Turks: How Ivanka could end the Трамп presidency
• Late Show: Netanyahu struggles to keep Трамп’s attention
• Stephen: Goodbye to Stephen’s favorite Трамп Lawyer, Ty Cobb
• Trevor: Robert Mueller gives Трамп the world’s easiest open book test
• Jimmy Kimmel: Rudy Giuliani contradicts the Dotard Трамп
• Rachel Maddow: DOJ gets wise about GOP efforts to tip off Трамп on Mueller probe
• Jimmy Fallon: Kid Art—Трамп edition
• Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s Michigan rally goes off the rails
• Stephen: On Michelle Wolf’s WHCD speech
• Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller subpoena talk unlikely without Rod Rosenstein blessing
• Trevor: Michael Cohen leans on the Fifth Amendment
• WaPo Fact Checker: Unraveling President Трамп’s top 5 claims
• Ari Melber: Top Democrat says Mueller and Rosenstein have strong evidence
• Stephen: John Kelly rumored to have called Трамп an “idiot”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s personal caddie dishes on what the president is like on the green
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Robert Mueller subpoena threat
• Bill Maher: Трамп joins OkStupid:

• Sam Seder: Neil Cavuto turns on Трамп, blasts him live on Faux News
• Farron Cousins: Трамп sets new record by lying to Americans over 3,000 times in 466 days
• Jenny Hagel responds to Трамп’s remarks about Hispanics
• David Pakman: Awkward!!!—Трамп defends “shithole countries” comment standing next to Nigerian leader
• Stephen: Трамп threatens to “get involved” in Mueller’s investigation
• Trevor: Rudy Giuliani fuels Трамп’s Stormy Daniels scandal
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Трамп is a religion now
• Chris Hayes: Robert Mueller raised possible subpoena with Dotard Трамп lawyers
• Ari Melber: Raines, “It’s scary” to see “enfeebled” Giuliani advising Трамп
• Fact checking the Dotard: Did James Comey leak classified information?
• Stephen: Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a nuclear typo
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani just plays a lawyer on TV
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s doctor speaks, Ty Cobb is OUT, Pence praises Arpaio
• Stephen with Michael Avenatti: New evidence against Michael Cohen
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is surprisingly self-congratulatory when drunk
• Trevor: Трамп takes credit for the North & South Korean peace summit
• Rachel Maddow: Messages for Manafort, ex-Трамп lawyer seen in President Трамп questions
• Mark Fiore: The Question—Mueller interviews Трамп
• Late Show: Need a location for your denuclearization talks?
• Rachel Maddow and friends: Did Rudy Giuliani admit Трамп obstructed justice in firing Comey?
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Giuliani is the lawyer Трамп deserves
• Stephen: Трамп’s old physician is back and wacky as ever:

• WaPo: Why Трамп’s hush money repayment to Cohen may be illegal
• Ari Melber: Clinton prosecutor says Трамп has no idea what Mueller has on him
• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani says Трамп lied about Stormy Daniels

NOVA: Why there’s no climate hoax.

Jimmy Kimmel: Senator Cory Booker refuses to hate the other side.

Full Frontal: May the fourth be with Chuck Todd.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Stephen: Profiles in Discourage—Foster Friess says the rich should “self-tax”.

Som’emz Da Madder Wid West Virginia:

• Mother Jones: Inside Don Blankenship’s Wild, Super-Трампy West Virginia Senate campaign.

Young Turks: Is this the worst campaign ad of all time?

Joy Ann Reid: Don Blankenship defends “Chinaperson,” hits “Cocaine Mitch”

Sam Seder: GOP candidate has the most awkward, low IQ campaign ad of all time

Stephen: Profiles in Discourage—Blankenship’s ‘Cocaine Mitch’ advertisement.

Vox: This anti-sex trafficking law could end internet freedom.

Jimmy Dore: John Boehner: “I’m gonna be selling puff…”

Newsbroke Q&A: “Is Francesca a COMMUNIST?”

Vox: George H.W. Bush’s broken promise that changed the Republican Party.

Trevor: Teachers take to the streets & Kanye West says slavery was a choice.

Samantha Bee: Facebook sucks.

A Wolf Roast:

• Seth Meyers Supports Michelle Wolf’s White House correspondents’ dinner stand-up
• David Pakman: Did Michelle Wolf say anything that wasn’t true?
• Sam Seder: Dennis Miller FINALLY reveals his groundbreaking Michelle Wolf roast:

• Samantha Bee obeys the first three rules of comedy
• Jimmy Dore: Dennis Miller makes dumbest threat ever
• Trevor: Michelle Wolf’s “disgraceful” performance at the White House correspondents’ dinner
• Samantha Bee: Greatest feminists in feminism herstory—Sarah Sanders
• Seth Meyers: Kathy Griffin recaps the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Daily Show: Gregory Watson’s fight for the 27th Amendment.

Jim Jefferies: Hey, “Incels,” women don’t owe you anything:

Bonus Check: #GOPTaxScam.

Anna: A slave who sued for freedom.

Samantha Bee with a message for Dennis Miller.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: The sketch of Stormy Daniels’ perpetrator looks very familiar.

MoJo debunks the biggest myths about voter fraud.

Stephen: Wu-Tang wants their album back, Jeff Sessions.

The Atlantic: When Einstein warned the world.

Golf Pro Dotard Трамп And His Caddies:

• Late Show: Kim Jong-Un’s first impression of Mike Pompeo
• Ari Melber: Humiliating leaked tapes catch Трамп lying about his wealth while posing as hi own spokesperson
• Jimmy Kimmel travels back in time to visit baby Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Trump sends a $250 million message to Syria
• Stephen: Comey Compared Dotard Трамп to a mafia boss
• Heads of State: “I Swear” — Dotard Трамп SINGS about Russia investigation
• Jimmy Kimmel: 3rd grader explains fake news to Dotard Трамп
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry struggles to understand Amazon Alexa
• Chris Hayes: President Dotard Трамп hits 108 days at his own golf properties
• Late Show: Dotard Трамп is obsessed with the dossier:

• Rachel Maddow: James Comey memos immediately leaked after FBI delivers to Congress
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Diamond and Silk’s Journey on the Трамп train
• Stephen: Not-secretary of state Mike Pompeo went to North Korea
• Conan: James Comey’s dramatic ABC interview
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls Comey “Worst FBI director in history”
• Jeff Jefferies: The U.S. should not bomb Syria if it won’t help its refugees
• Maddow: Mike Pompeo’s N. Korea trip meant to boost his nomination
• Chris Hayes with Senator Menendez (D-NJ): Syria strikes may have been “choreographed” with Russia:
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Comey emos—Трамп, Vladimir Putin & prostitutes
• Maddow and O’Donnell: James Comey’s consistency is “powerful” evidence
• Jimmy Fallon: Joel McHale wins Трамп diss Bingo
• Francesca Fiorentini: Can Трамп fix Syria?:

• Stephen: Nikki Haley is standing up to Трамп and Russia
• Farron Cousins: Sniveling Ted Cruz sucks up to Трамп in The most disgusting way
• Ari Melber: “Art Of The Deal” co-author on how Трамп uses confirmation bias
• Stephen: Sen. Harris—There is bipartisan support for protecting Mueller
• Samantha Bee: This week in bombshells: Comey, Ryan, & Bey
• Vox: Why Трамп’s “limited strike” on Syria probably won’t work
• Conan: Tony the cameraman has seen the pee tape
• Rachel Maddow: James Comey—Rudy Giuliani boasts prompted investigation into FBI leaks
• Lawrence O’Donnell with Pete Williams: The Comey memos—fast facts
• Ari Melber: Comey memos boomerang on Трамп, add to potential obstruction case
• Stephen interviews James Comey
• The Daily Show: Hasan the record—What is impeachment?
• Trevor: Трамп blabs about Mike Pompeo’s secret meeting with North Korea:

• Conan: Трамп’s overqualified NASA nominee
• Rachel Maddow: James Comey—George Papadopoulos discussed getting Clinton e-mails from Russian government
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The sick liberal pee tape fantasy
• Jimmy Kimmel warns baby Dotard Трамп about Comey book
• Stephen: Skeletons in the Cabinet—Scott Pruitt and Ryan Zinke

Full Frontal: Medicinal cannabis for all.

Wendover: How to design impenetrable airport security.

Roy Wood Jr.: CP time—The fair housing act turns 50

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Chris Hayes: Senator Tammy Duckworth’s 10-day-old daughter makes history.

Thinking About the Earth:

• Vox: How a warmer Arctic could intensify extreme weather
• NOVA: Understanding natural climate cycles
• Bill Maher: Grass warfare
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Conservatism is the new punk rock
• Trevor: NASA is experimenting with space sperm
• Bill Maher with Gov. Jay Inslee: War on weed

MoJo: Here are the country’s worst voter laws.

Rachel Maddow: James Comey—I don’t believe that Loretta Lynch did anything improper

Farron Cousins: Alex Jones admits live on air that he’s a total liar and scumbag

Adam ruins Copernican mythology.

Chris Hayes: West Virginia GOP Senate candidate is a convicted criminal.

Loitering While Black:

• Trevor: Two Black men get arrested for doing nothing at Starbucks.
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Could climate change save crab dicks?
• The Late Show: Starbucks announces its racial bias training.
• Sam Seder: Starbucks victims speak out on their ridiculous arrests
• Stephen: Starbucks, you kicked out the wrong people.

Samantha Bee: It’s not hard to hire women and people of color.

Trevor: A series of gunfortunate events

The Atlantic: When tax cuts failed.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Mannity And His Cleaning Man:

• Stephen: Sean Hannity forgot to mention something
• Slate: How FAUX News reacted after Sean Hannity revealed as Michael Cohen’s mystery client
• Trevor: Sean Hannity had “exclusively almost” nothing to do with Michael Cohen
• Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: Will Michael Cohen flip on the Dotard?
• Bill Maher: The Dotard’s lawyers
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Sean Hannity fucked a house
• Chris Hayes: Buzzfeed editor speaks out after Michael Cohen drops suit
• Conan: Is Andy Richter Michael Cohen’s fourth client?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Sean Hannity is Michael Cohen’s mystery client
• Stephen: How loyal is Michael Cohen?
• Samantha Bee: People are saying, Sean Hannity is a serial killer.
• Ari Melber: Dotard Трамп’s fixer Cohen can’t fix his own problems
• Rachel Maddow: FBI sought “papers of the President” in Michael Cohen searches
• Mark Fiore: Cohen & Cohn, fixers-at-law
• Stephen: Comey goes ‘Hollywood’ (according to Hannity)

MoJo: The architects of voter suppression in America.

Songify the News: MEMES & YODEL TRAP.

Trevor with Karlie Kloss on Getting girls excited about coding with Kode With Klossy.

Vox: How Parkland student David Hogg beats his critics.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Vox: What melting sea ice means for life in the Arctic.

Trevor: So much news, so little time.

Lauren Meyer: Pay your teachers well:

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The left tries to silence Laura Ingraham

De-Facebook:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Your data was shared! Love, Facebook
• Slate: They told Mark Zuckerberg he should say “Senator” before every statement
• Vox: Why you keep using Facebook, even if you hate it
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Coaching Mark Zuckerberg—Bring your own facts and blame the Left
• Jimmy Kimmel: Senators ask Mark Zuckerberg for help
• Late Show: The Facebook reactions don’t “like” Zuckerberg anymore
• Jonathan Mann: Robot Zuck at the old folks home.
• WaPo Dept. of Satire: The Zuckerberg hearings
• SNL Weekend Update: Mark Zuckerberg on Cambridge Analytica.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Confused lawmakers question Mark Zuckerberg
• Stephen: Zuck explains Facebook to Congress

Jim Jefferies: Oklahoma teachers aren’t taking the government’s crap anymore.

Stephen: Tucker Carlson stole Stephen’s panda bit.

Vox: How border walls disrupt nature.

Malala: Don’t clip the wings of women.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Drag queen story time.

The Dotard Трамп:

• Stephen: Трамп’s lawyer Michael Cohen wasn’t expecting company
• Kimmel: Трамп loves to pronounce things dead
• Late Show: The Queen completes the royal wedding Guest list
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing
• Stephen: Bannon’s master plan to defeat Robert Mueller
• SNL Weekend Update: Трампy news
• Mark Fiore: Lie deflector.
• Ari Melber: Why Comey’s “pee tape” claim matters to Bob Mueller
• Conan: Michael Cohen offered the FBI $130,000 to keep the raid quiet
• Trevor: The FBI raids and The Dotard has a Twitterfit
• Stephen: The President’s WrestleMania foreign policy:

• WaPo: Five takeaways from James Comey’s new book.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп wants to fire Robert Mueller
• Late Show: Confessions of a Трамп tower doorman
• Trevor: Трамп might have a secret kid
• Seth Meyers: Pee pee tape allegations, Paul Ryan retires, Трамп attacks Mueller
• Stephen: Трамп condemns the “disgraceful” raid of Michael Cohen
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Трамп board game.
• Stephen: The state of the White House is, “Oh my God!”
• Late Show: New tariffs are making Crazy Ernie’s Electronics even crazier
• WaPo: Трамп attorney Michael Cohen is under federal investigation
• Chris Hayes: A preview of Comey’s book.
• Stephen: Трамп’s Chief of Staff is eyeing the door
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s doorman paid to keep quiet
• Daily Show: What is a “taint team?”
• Rachel Maddow: Mueller report on President Трамп obstruction takes shape ahead of schedule
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lashes out after Michael Cohen raid
• SNL: The Game of Life, DACA edition
• Stephen: Трамп lashes out at Amazon and “delivery boy” USPS

John Oliver: Crisis pregnancy centers.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: False flag—Is a crisis actor posing as Alex Jones?:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Paul Ryan Chickens Out:

• Stephen: Paul Ryan is taking his tax cuts and going home
• Conan: Paul Ryan wants to take away his family’s health care in person
• Jimmy Fallon: Paul Ryan retires from Senate
• Roll Call: A look back at Paul Ryan’s career in the House
• Jonathan Mann: Bye-bye Paul Ryan.
• Jimmy Kimmel: The saddest part about Paul Ryan leaving

Adam ruins ancient gladiators.

Newsbroke: The religion of libertarianism.

Jonathan Mann: Ten State Senators voted for bestiality.

Vox: Why Black Americans are getting less sleep.

Trevor: Kim Jong-un transitions from reclusive madman to super social madman.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.