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Bruce W. Nelson: “Turtle in the toilet”, a Mitch McConnell song

The Daily Show: FAUX News—Staten Island protests vs. BLM protests

Robert Reich: Who will hold the power in the Biden administration?

Conan invites political song parodist Tip Rivers to perform.

President-elect Joe Biden, VP-elect Kamala Harris and Other Electiony Things:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп joins new election lawsuit as U.S. hits record COVID deaths
• Now This: The 126 seditious House assholes literally conspiring to destroy our democracy
• Bruce W. Nelson: Beat it, Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп goes OFF on the Supreme Court rejecting him
• Keith Olbermann: SCOTUS killed the TX suit. Now punish those who signed on!
• The Daily Show: Don’t say the forbidden phrase!
• Heather Gardner: Fraudulent votes (Queen ‘Somebody to Love’ parody):

• SNL: Michigan hearings
• Parody Project: The orange demon went to Georgia
• Seth Meyers: Трамп tries to overturn Georgia’s election results
• Keith Olbermann: The devil goes down to Georgia…and accidentally concedes the election
• Larry Wilmore: Biden is heading to the White House, but there’s still so much work to be done
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Texas file new election lawsuit after Supreme Court rejection
• Bruce W. Nelson: Biden makes song writers’ jobs more difficult
• Jimmy Kimmel: Stacey Abrams on Трамп losing, senate runoff in Georgia & supernatural reunion
• Stephen: Biden assembles his cabinet as The Dotard tweets on and W.H. aides fuel rumors of mass pardons
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris getting Time “Person of the Year”
• Mark Fiore: America second
• Now This: The 126 seditious AG assholes literally conspiring to destroy our democracy
• Trevor: Трамп’s voter fraud claims may hurt Republicans’ odds in Georgia
• Keith Olbermann: “Seditious abuse”
• Stephen: Georgia holds the line against Трамп’s attempt to steal its Electoral College votes
• Trevor: The Supreme Court rejects Трамп’s election lawsuit

The Daily Show: How to pretend 2020 never happened

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Vice News: ICE is deporting multiple witnesses in gynecologic surgery scandal

The Deplorable Dotard Трамп and His Cohort of Criminals:

• Trevor: Трамп ditches medal of freedom recipient in the oval office
• John Di Domenico: Трамп selling presidential pardons as the “patriot pass” on SALE Now!
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m sure as heck glad you’re not here:

• Stephen: Texas and a confederation of state AGs carry water for The Dotard
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard auditions to host Jepordy!
• Samantha Bee: The Dotard is giving out pardons for Christmas
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s pardon gifts
• Bruce W. Nelson: Rudy Giuliani, get well soon
• Michael Spicer: The room next door—On a Zoom with DJTJ
• LegalEagle: Can the President pardon himself? His family? Co-conspirators?
• The Late Show: Don Jr. does a bump of childhood snowman
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп knows about aliens and hasn’t said anything?!
• The Daily Show: Just for MAGA
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп predicts Time’s “person of the year”
• Parody Project: Little duffer boy, 2020:

• Stephen: What mysteries will Rachel Maddow solved once Трамп is gone
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп loses election lawsuits
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy and the Dotard reenact love actually
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to Ben & Jerry’s Colin Kaepernick ice cream
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп’s losing AGAIN

The Daily Show: 2020 in review—The year in protests

Amer4D: This is our House

The Late Show: Immigrants praise Kelly Loeffler’s corrupt American dream.

Missy Modell: Mitchie baby (Santa baby parody):

Trevor: Facebook sued by the Federal Trade Commission and 46 U.S. states

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Week in ТрампPlague:

• Stephen and Friends: People are being offered pardons who don’t want pardons
• Bruce W. Nelson: After the COVID
• Andre Antunes: Kenneth Copeland returns! [Wind of God] [Heavy Metal Remix]
• The Late Show: Jesus cancels Трамп’s Christmas party
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is sad that Rudy got the covid
• Keith Olbermann: Трамп blew it on vaccines. Again. He passed on 100 million more doses.
• Stephen: Rachel Maddow on the “scariest thing I’ve ever been through”
• Trevor: Rudy Giuliani gets corona and farts on camera
• The Late Show: Rudy Giuliani’s COVID breath destroys everything in his path
• Lauren Mayer: There ain’t no vaccine for stupid!
• Now This: CDC Director gives dire warning about COVID-19 deaths
• Bruce W. Nelson: “Let ’em Die” (The Трамп post-election COVID-response song)
• The Late Show: To play dreidel at the White House Hanukkah party this year, you have to risk it all
• Full Frontal: Melanie aced this
• Missy Modell: Docta, Docta Fauci (Lady Gaga parody)
• Stephen and friends: How much longer can the Трамп’s hold on the GOP last?
• Now This: The Трамп administration turned down 100M+ doses of vaccine
• Seth Meyers: The bottom of the vaccine distribution list
• Trevor: Трамп turns down extra vaccines & African countries enforce masks
• Jimmy Kimmel: Giuliani has COVID & Трамп has a superspreader pity party
• The Late Show: Ask your doctor if Putonamasc is right for you

Now This: Greta Thunberg on understanding the climate crisis gravity

Samantha Bee: America’s New Year resolution—Making housing a human right, part 1

Samantha Bee: America’s New Year resolution—Making housing a human right, part 2

Trevor: Rachel Maddow—“Bag Man” & decoding right-wing media

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

We have Democratic members of the redistricting commission. It’s the guy who is maybe most well known because he ran against Pramila Jayapal and a woman I had not heard of but sounds like she has done good work at the Labor Council.

If Washington gets another seat, hopefully they’ll make sure it is a Democratic seat.

If Washington doesn’t get that seat, I hope they can figure out how to make the Southwest Washington seat competitive. Also, for the last decade, the map of Washington Congressional Districts has featured a corgi standing on its front paws; The commission should commit to making at least one district that adorable.

And you should commit to washing your hands right now.

Jenny Durkan isn’t going to run for reelection. It’s not something I am going to shed a tear about.

One thing that strikes me, generally, is how many mayors are not good at mayoring. In Seattle every mayor since Rice has either lost the election or left at or before the end of their first term.

Nationally, I was struck during the Presidential primary how many of the candidates had been mayors and not a lot of successful ones. Other than Booker, they all seemed like either they were forgettable or bad mayors. Even people who did well in other jobs. Maybe there are different standards we hold mayors to, or maybe it’s the job.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

Seattle has 2 self testing COVID-19 kiosks. If you can get to Northgate or the Central District, you can get a test. If you get one, let us know how it goes.

In any case, please wash your hands right now.

Stephen: President Obama reflects on the drone program and “the illusion that it is not war”

New York Times: Why Is the U.S. Allowing Migrant Children to Die of the Flu?

Sky New: Is 2020 the hottest year on record?

President Elect Joe Biden and VP Elect Kamala Harris and Other Election Stuff:

• Stephen: President vents his election grievances in conspiracy theory fueled Facebook rant
• Bruce W. Nelson: It’s fun to watch Трамп lose each day
• AJ+: As Трамп doubles down on conspiracy, GA official expresses anger about death threats
• Vox: Why the US waits so long to swear in the new president
• Trevor: Трамп’s sham election defense fund & Biden’s diverse cabinet
• Jonathan Mann: Трамп’s massive dump remix:

• The Parody Project: The voter fraud exposed
• The Late Show: Jessica The Explorer searches for election fraud
• Mark Fiore: Join the Election Defense Task Force!
• Founders Sing: “Senate seats”
• Bruce W. Nelson: Diaper Don?
• Lauren Mayer: Delusional girl (the Jenna Ellis song):

• Lauren Mayer: Warnocking my Ossoff
• The Daily Show: Трамп gets the “Voter fraud isn’t real” talk
• Vice New: Native American voters helped turn Arizona blue
• Stephen: President Obama on what happens next—“Joe’s presidency will help lower the temperature”
• WaPo: A guide to The Dotard’s false election claims
• The Daily Show: Election Day—The story of a guy who can’t stop losing
• Bruce W. Nelson: Demanding Трамп provide some proof
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп roasts Joe Biden for his ankle injury
• The Late Show: Janet Yellen got the “Hamilton” treatment after being nominated for Treasury Secretary:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Even Bill Barr can’t support Трамп’s election ruse
• Trevor: Everything you need to know about Kamala Harris
• The Late Show: The Biden family cat has some lofty goals
• Bruce W. Nelson: Georgia, got you on my mind (for Mitch McConnell)
• LegalEagle: Election lawsuits meltdown…with prejudice!
• Stephen: Christopher Krebs talks election security and debunks Трамп’s lies about election fraud

The Daily Show: Never forget—White people who called the cops on Black people for no reason

Stephen: President Obama’s mother-in-law helped keep the first family down to earth

The Dotard Трамп and His Delusional Simpleton Friends, Family, and Lawyers:

• Trevor: The Dotard makes immigration harder & Iranian nuclear scientist killed
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп announces the White House Christmas party
• Now This: DOJ investigating possible criminal activity in Трамп pardon scheme
• Bruce W. Nelson: The many names of The Dotard Трамп
• Keith Olbermann: Трамп lawyer wants Chris Krebs executed. The death threat as a Трамп tactic
• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence caught on hot mic swearing in Senator Mark Kelly!
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s final days—Who stood up to him?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Giuliani’s falsehoods, fraud & farts
• The Daily Show: Why the Трамп kids deserve a pardon
• Now This: Rep. Katie Porter calls BS on Sec. Steve Mnuchin in heated exchange
• The Parody Project: End of the world as we know it:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп makes an important giving Tuesday announcement!
• The Late Show: The Dotard is encouraged by chicken running around with head chopped off
• Bruce W. Nelson: We’re laughing at you, Dotard
• Keith Olbermann: Accommodate Трамп cultists who want martial law? No! F them!
• Trevor: Will Трамп pardon himself, his Children, and Rudy Giuliani?
• Spitting Image: The best & worst of The Dotard Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп is furious about time Kid of The Year announcement
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп throws tantrum from tiny desk
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s 100 most tremendous scandals
• Bruce W. Nelson: To embarrassed Трамп supporters

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Stephen: More time with Barack Obama

The New York Times: How Prince wrote a political anthem that’s still relevant today

The Week in ТрампPlague:

• The Daily Show: How bad was Трамп’s handling of coronavirus?
• Americans for Decency: Say it ain’t so, Pompeo—State Department party and ghost hunting
• The Late Show: COVID-19 was the guest of honor at the latest White House Christmas party
• Samantha Bee: Full Frontal Rewind—We need a (safe, thoroughly tested) vaccine
• Trevor: COVID-19 and the Black home owner crises
• Roll Call: What we know (and don’t know) about COVID-19 vaccine authorization and distribution
• Stephen invites Presidents Obama, Bush And Clinton to get the covid-19 vaccine on a Late Show
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m getting a little mangier each day

The Daily Show: What is the monetary cost of climate change?

Stephen: President Obama answers “questions we’re pretty sure Barack Obama has never been asked before”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Forgor to post earlier, sorry. There is a lot to sort out if someone jumps from one city race to another. How will Democracy Vouchers work with different requirements per race? Reading the options, the one that makes the most sense is asking for permission.

Wash them hands right now.

Good morning to everyone but the Mossyrock City Council. Imagine gathering together in this difficult time to make sure that your community gets more COVID-19. What a bunch of jackasses.

I hope that they get $0 in relief money. Relief money should go to people who weren’t actively making the pandemic worse. I am sorry for the residents and businesses that are not dipshits.

Anyway, you are not a dipshit or a jackass, so please wash your hands right now.

I’m more of a tea person than coffee. But the other day, I needed a bigger jolt of caffeine so I made myself a big, strong pot of coffee. Then I masked up and went out.

Let me tell you folks, I cracked a code. It turns out that the anti mask folks just have stink breath. It was annoying for one day, but imagine living with it every time you leave the house. Not worth killing your neighbors and spreading a disease, but still. Yuck.

It also explains the people who keep taking their mask off, and then putting it back on when people approach. Gotta loose some of that stink.

Still, no matter how stinky your breath, you have to wear a mask. And wash your hands right now.

Seth Meyers: John Oliver blew up 2020.

The Daily Show: Why are Americans going to the dentist in Mexico?

Vice News: The military’s #MeToo moment

President Elect Joe Biden, VP Elect Kamala Harris and Other Election Things

• LegalEagleLawyer reacts to the worst election takes
• Andre Antunes: Kenneth Copeland goes METAL! [HA HA HA remix]
• act.tv: Drunk Giuliani on Hannity post-presser
• Seth Meyers: Joe Biden’s transition priorities
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Election results update:

• Desi Lydic Fauxsplains everything
• Roll Call: Biden cabinet—3 big challenges facing the next DNI
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп isn’t going anywhere, Biden moves forward anyway
• WaPo: The transition is underway. What to expect now.
• Spitting Image: The Dotard Трамп leaves the White House
• Stephen: President Sore Loser gives up opposition to Biden’s transition after exhausting legal options in PA
• Larry Wilmore: Rudy Giuliani’s voter fraud lawsuits are trying to overload us with disinformation

Trevor: How QAnon is taking over the GOP

Stephen: Stephen challenges President Barack Obama to a game of “wastepaper basketball”

The Dotard Трамп and Other Delusional Conspiracy Theorists:

• Bruce W. Nelson: The President has lost his mind
• Keith Olbermann: GSA’s Murphy does her job, Transition can begin. Jail her for contempt NOW!
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп gives Michael Flynn a Dolly Parton
• Meidas Touch: #DiaperDon—Former apprentice staffer Noel Casler reveals all:

• The Daily Show: Remembering SharpieGate
• Stephen: A lame duck emerges from his bunker to pardon a turkey and take credit for a wall street milestone
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трампidity
• John Di Domenico: Трамп goes off the rails at Thanksgiving Day press conference accusing turkeys of being ANTIFA
• Seth Meyers: Трамп disavows Sidney Powell as his legal team embarrasses itself
• Jimmy Kimmel: Trump desperately tries to keep job he doesn’t even do
• Keith Olbermann: To heal America, Biden must prosecute Трамп, gamily, rnablers. All of them.
• The Daily Show: Donald Trump—Cashing in on the Presidency
• Founders Sing: Don’t let my hair dye run
• Bruce W. Nelson: The 25th Amendment song:

• Stephen: Rudy Giuliani vows to continue his legal failures on behalf of the President
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп offering Black Friday deals
• Bruce W. Nelson: Stock market soars as Трамп crashes
• Spitting Image: Трамп launches his own TV network
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s history of condoning White supremacy
• Keith Olbermann: Giuliani’s Gettysburg wrong address? Add it to his list of humiliations!
• Bruce W. Nelson: 290 golfing trips
• Seth Meyers: Трамп rambles on speakerphone during fake GOP voter fraud hearing

Stephen: When Barack Obama first asked Michelle about running for president, she said no

Bruce W. Nelson: Heroes of the Senate

ТрампPlague:

• Robert Reich: Mitch McConnell’s do nothing Republicans are killing you
• God: THOU SHALT STAY HOME ON BLACK FRIDAY!! AND DON’T SPREAD COVID!!!
• Bruce W. Nelson: The Трамп vaccine
• WaPo: Your coronavirus vaccine questions, answered
• Stephen: President Barack Obama shares his frustrations about the White House’s failed pandemic response:

• Andre Antunes: Judgement on COVID-19 goes HEAVY METAL [Kenneth Copeland remix]
• act.tv: Ted Cruz election prediction FAIL
• Larry Wilmore: Joy Reid—Lying about crowd sizes is stupid. Lying about COVID is killing people.
• Bruce W. Nelson: Only jerks won’t wear a mask

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Trevor: So you think you know what militias are?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Happy Thanksgiving y’all!

Here are some links for frittering away your time this Thanksgiving day….

• The Late Show: The blow-up crazy uncle will make Thanksgiving feel normal this year
• Full Frontal: Solving America’s cornucopia of discrimination
• Mark Fiore: Giving thanks the turkeys are leaving
• Jonathan Mann: Gobble, gobble:

• J-L Cauvin: Трамп mourns Maradona and celebrates Thanksgiving
• Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—Thanksgiving edition
• The Late Show: The presidential turkeys are taking matters into their own hands this year
• Full Frontal: Quarantine questions—Thanksgiving edition!
• A Thanksgiving classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving day massacre (with word salad on the side):

• James Corden: There’s so much to be thankful for, right?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Turkey tune
• Grunge: The untold truth of Thanksgiving
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп calls the troops for Thanksgiving
• The Late Show: Thanksgiving 2020 at home—Reasons we’re thankful

Good morning! If you are still planning to have a large Thanksgiving, please cancel it. There’s still time. Seriously tell your aunt you’ll see her after you both get vaccines. Do Zoom or phone calls. But please let’s stop this virus.

And while we’re stopping the virus, please wash your hands right now.

For God’s sake, don’t go to a big Thanksgiving. Don’t go outside of your bubble. Don’t infect your family or friends. If you have plans, please call the people who you were going to have Thanksgiving with and cancel. Let’s not get COVID-19 this Thanksgiving or any other upcoming holiday.

Also, wash your hands right now.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Robert Reich: Georgia runoffs—How you can help flip the Senate

Vox: The 126-year fight to change Mississippi’s Confederate flag

President Elect Joe Biden and VP Elect Kamala Harris:

• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani’s insane press conference; Трамп tries to steal Michigan
• Trevor: Faithless electors & Трамп—If you don’t know, now you know
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Giuliani’s vomitous attack on democracy
• WaPo: What Трамп allies said about election results in 2016
• Robert Reich: Debunking The Dotard’s post-election lies
• Maestro Ziikos: The Dotard sings “happy birthday” to Joe Biden
• Bruce W. Nelson: C’mon man!
• Randy Rainbow: Don’t tell Dotard he’s NOT RE-ELECTED TODAY!

• The Daily Show: How to cope with election loss
• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani and Lindsey Graham lead Трамп’s coup attempt
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп concedes! Just kidding, this will never end
• Now This: Grandpa sings “Bye Bye, Трамп” parody
• Trevor: Трамп bullies election officials & Giuliani’s hair has a meltdown
• Bruce W. Nelson: Not everyone can be a winner (a song to console The Dotard Трамп)
• Stephen: Kamala Harris congratulated by GOP colleagues in victorious return to Capitol Hill
• Parody Project: 50 ways to leave the White House:

• Samantha Bee: It was rigged all along!
• Trevor: Трамп un-concedes & his supporters take to the streets
• Stephen: GOP takes baby steps towards admitting the reality that Joe Biden is our President-elect
• Really American: Kayleigh McEnany STORMS OUT of combative press conference
• Robert Reich: The real reason The Dotard wont concede
• John Oliver: Трамп and election results
• Roy Zimmermann: Four Seasons Total Landscaping (Highway 95 revisited):

• Seth Meyers: Трамп tweets that Biden “won,” then tweets “I concede nothing”
• Stephen: Michigan Republicans disgrace the GOP with failed attempt to block certification of election results
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп refuses to wish Joe Biden “happy birthday”
• Bruce W. Nelson: Donald lost in a landslide!
• Stephen: Rudy’s elite strike force continues to fail spectacularly on behalf of their client, the president
• Trevor: Трамп legal losses keep piling up in Pennsylvania and Michigan
• Desi Lydic’s voter fraud-obsessed cousins Tucker Carlson & Sean Hannity
• The Late Show: Kamala Harris isn’t the only fashion icon in the second family-elect

Stephen: Better know a runoff—Georgia!

Jimmy Kimmel does Barack Obama

The Dotard Трамп and Other Sore Losers, Bad Liars, and SAD Fascists:

• The Daily Show: It’s official, Трамп is a…
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard speaks at the March for Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: Stop the squeal
• Jordan Klepper takes on the Million Incel MAGA March
• Mark Fiore: Let’s give The Dotard a little help
• Jimmy Kimmel: America’s “all-time favorite president” Dotard Трамп has white hair now
• The Late Show: Get rid of your pesky one-term presidents with F-U-Haul!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Niagara Falls (so when will Dotard?)
• Trevor: Трамп is stripping America for parts now that he’s lost
• Keith Olbermann: Biden must not shy away from prosecuting Трамп and his henchmen
• Founders Sing: You give gov a bad name:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s motorcade tells the truth about the coup
• john Di Domenico: Трамп demands credit for vaccines, starts pyramid scheme to pay legal bills!
• Now This: Election official says Sen. Graham pressured him to toss mail-in ballots
• Bruce W. Nelson: A Mangy Fetlocks poem
• Amber Ruffin: What did Amber forget so she could learn all of Трамп’s cabinet members?
• Trevor and Lewis Black: The Dotard Трамп’s future
• Jonathan Mann: The melting hair of America’s Mayor
• Jimmy Dore: Pompeo reveals what Трамп is doing after the election!
• Now This: Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye (or brains?) leaks at one-of-a-kind press conference
• Meidas Touch: Sign the papers—Emily Murphy has blood on her hands
• John Di Domenico: Dotard and Melanie—Lying with Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: The failed President
• Keith Olbermann: Ban Трамп from Twitter. For life. Stop the coup d’tweet

Wired: Is the YouTube algorithm controlling us? I try to find out

Bruce W. Nelson: Welcome back America!

John Oliver tells 2020 to “get fucked!”

The Week in ТрампPlague:

• Stephen: Herd immunity isn’t the only thing Sweden got horribly wrong
• The Late Show: New York has a clear message for the lame duck
• Trevor: Bill Gates—COVID vaccines and climate change
• Bruce W. Nelson: Trump has got a lust for death
• Keith Olbermann: “The hair dye coup” means Трамп’s covid-19 will kill 100,000 more Americans
• Rachel Maddow: We feared Susan’s covid would kill her. Your risks could hurt those you love most
• Samantha Bee: A very COVID Thanksgiving Pt. 1
• Samantha Bee: A very COVID Thanksgiving Pt. 2
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп demands vaccine credit for virus he spent almost a year denying
• Trevor: How are Americans avoiding COVID this Thanksgiving?
• Lauren Mayer: Vaccine!
• Stephen: America’s leadership vacuum is the reason our covid situation is so dire
• The Late Show: Happy super-spreader Thanksgiving from the COVIDs!

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Robert Reich: The real story behind skyrocketing student debt

Jonathan Mann: Socialism or barbarism

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I know it’s hardly news, but I got my first COVID-19 test the other day.

I have been making a ton of calls for work. And my leave a voice mail voice is a bit deeper than my regular talking voice. At the end of a couple days, I was talking very raspy and had a bit of a frog in my throat. I assumed it was that and not COVID-19, but I wanted to know for sure.

I live in the urban core, so my best option was at King County Public Health. I took a late lunch, and walked there. It’s walk-in only. The line was social distanced — so it’s a bit tough to gage — but it wrapped around the block. It took a bit under an hour from getting there around 2:00 to getting the pipe cleaner up my nose.

Pipe cleaner nose is not a pleasant experience, but it was quickly done. When I came out bent, the doctor told me I had an oddly shaped nasal cavity.

The next day, I got a text directing me to their website. And I am covid free.

Still, wash your hands right now.

Congratulations to the 737 Max. Now to start getting out of the mothballs, and improve training. I suppose the pandemic is probably the best time to have people fly them. Notably without me in one. Good luck pilots and passengers.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.