Politico’s Daniel W. Reilly, in an article speculating about which twelve Congress-critters might be persuaded to change their minds and vote for the Wall Street bailout, mentions a member from Washington state:
Rep. Doc Hastings(R-Wash.)
A moderate Republican, Hastings told the Yakima Herald that he was undecided until Sunday night. In the end, he said he voted no because there were still “too many concepts” and not enough details about taxpayer exposure.
Why, Hastings is not only moderate, I’d say he’s downright mavericky. From a quick interest group ratings search at Project Vote Smart:
2007 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the Business-Industry Political Action Committee 92 percent in 2007.
2007 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce 74 percent in 2007.
2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the Business-Industry Political Action Committee 100 percent in 2006.
2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the Consumer Action 0 percent in 2006.
2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the National Stone, Sand & Gravel Association 100 percent in 2006.
2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce 100 percent in 2006.
2005-2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the American Forest and Paper Association 100 percent in 2005-2006.
2005-2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the Associated General Contractors of America 90 percent in 2005-2006.
2005-2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the International Warehouse Logistics Association 100 percent in 2005-2006.
2005-2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the National Association of Manufacturers 100 percent in 2005-2006. The following ratings indicate the degree that each elected official supported the interests of the organization in that year.
2005-2006 Representative Hastings supported the interests of the National Electrical Contractors Association 88 percent in 2005-2006.
Yep, that’s pretty darn moderate. If he gets any more moderate he’ll be duty bound to support mandatory $18 million golden parachutes for all executives of failed companies. The New Bi-Partisan American Capitalist-Communism has its own internal imperatives, after all.
Essential truthiness requires that “moderate” Republicans be identified to get this thing passed (NOW!!!!) on behalf of our “moderate” masters on Wall Street, at NAM and the Chamber, et al. Any delay will result in the threat of unreceived paychecks and the inability to satisfy consumer lust for luxury automobiles through 72-month loans. The latter is a prospect so terrifying that the only proper course is to curl into a fetal ball and start screaming “9-11” at the top of one’s lungs.
You know the drill by now. Duck and curl, as it were.
Don’t worry about the voters, most races for the House of People’s Deputies Congress are not truly competitive anyhow. Despite economic uncertainty please note the price of Victory Gin has remained unchanged for two weeks, and credit cards charging as little as 21% APR are now accepted at liquor control outlets.
Long live the Glorious People’s Bank of the Republic, where our friendly but oddly familiar-sounding motto is “You pay, we decide.”