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Seth Meyers: John Oliver blew up 2020.

The Daily Show: Why are Americans going to the dentist in Mexico?

Vice News: The military’s #MeToo moment

President Elect Joe Biden, VP Elect Kamala Harris and Other Election Things

• LegalEagleLawyer reacts to the worst election takes
• Andre Antunes: Kenneth Copeland goes METAL! [HA HA HA remix]
• act.tv: Drunk Giuliani on Hannity post-presser
• Seth Meyers: Joe Biden’s transition priorities
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Election results update:

• Desi Lydic Fauxsplains everything
• Roll Call: Biden cabinet—3 big challenges facing the next DNI
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп isn’t going anywhere, Biden moves forward anyway
• WaPo: The transition is underway. What to expect now.
• Spitting Image: The Dotard Трамп leaves the White House
• Stephen: President Sore Loser gives up opposition to Biden’s transition after exhausting legal options in PA
• Larry Wilmore: Rudy Giuliani’s voter fraud lawsuits are trying to overload us with disinformation

Trevor: How QAnon is taking over the GOP

Stephen: Stephen challenges President Barack Obama to a game of “wastepaper basketball”

The Dotard Трамп and Other Delusional Conspiracy Theorists:

• Bruce W. Nelson: The President has lost his mind
• Keith Olbermann: GSA’s Murphy does her job, Transition can begin. Jail her for contempt NOW!
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп gives Michael Flynn a Dolly Parton
• Meidas Touch: #DiaperDon—Former apprentice staffer Noel Casler reveals all:

• The Daily Show: Remembering SharpieGate
• Stephen: A lame duck emerges from his bunker to pardon a turkey and take credit for a wall street milestone
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трампidity
• John Di Domenico: Трамп goes off the rails at Thanksgiving Day press conference accusing turkeys of being ANTIFA
• Seth Meyers: Трамп disavows Sidney Powell as his legal team embarrasses itself
• Jimmy Kimmel: Trump desperately tries to keep job he doesn’t even do
• Keith Olbermann: To heal America, Biden must prosecute Трамп, gamily, rnablers. All of them.
• The Daily Show: Donald Trump—Cashing in on the Presidency
• Founders Sing: Don’t let my hair dye run
• Bruce W. Nelson: The 25th Amendment song:

• Stephen: Rudy Giuliani vows to continue his legal failures on behalf of the President
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп offering Black Friday deals
• Bruce W. Nelson: Stock market soars as Трамп crashes
• Spitting Image: Трамп launches his own TV network
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s history of condoning White supremacy
• Keith Olbermann: Giuliani’s Gettysburg wrong address? Add it to his list of humiliations!
• Bruce W. Nelson: 290 golfing trips
• Seth Meyers: Трамп rambles on speakerphone during fake GOP voter fraud hearing

Stephen: When Barack Obama first asked Michelle about running for president, she said no

Bruce W. Nelson: Heroes of the Senate

ТрампPlague:

• Robert Reich: Mitch McConnell’s do nothing Republicans are killing you
• God: THOU SHALT STAY HOME ON BLACK FRIDAY!! AND DON’T SPREAD COVID!!!
• Bruce W. Nelson: The Трамп vaccine
• WaPo: Your coronavirus vaccine questions, answered
• Stephen: President Barack Obama shares his frustrations about the White House’s failed pandemic response:

• Andre Antunes: Judgement on COVID-19 goes HEAVY METAL [Kenneth Copeland remix]
• act.tv: Ted Cruz election prediction FAIL
• Larry Wilmore: Joy Reid—Lying about crowd sizes is stupid. Lying about COVID is killing people.
• Bruce W. Nelson: Only jerks won’t wear a mask

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Trevor: So you think you know what militias are?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Happy Thanksgiving y’all!

Here are some links for frittering away your time this Thanksgiving day….

• The Late Show: The blow-up crazy uncle will make Thanksgiving feel normal this year
• Full Frontal: Solving America’s cornucopia of discrimination
• Mark Fiore: Giving thanks the turkeys are leaving
• Jonathan Mann: Gobble, gobble:

• J-L Cauvin: Трамп mourns Maradona and celebrates Thanksgiving
• Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—Thanksgiving edition
• The Late Show: The presidential turkeys are taking matters into their own hands this year
• Full Frontal: Quarantine questions—Thanksgiving edition!
• A Thanksgiving classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving day massacre (with word salad on the side):

• James Corden: There’s so much to be thankful for, right?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Turkey tune
• Grunge: The untold truth of Thanksgiving
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп calls the troops for Thanksgiving
• The Late Show: Thanksgiving 2020 at home—Reasons we’re thankful

Good morning! If you are still planning to have a large Thanksgiving, please cancel it. There’s still time. Seriously tell your aunt you’ll see her after you both get vaccines. Do Zoom or phone calls. But please let’s stop this virus.

And while we’re stopping the virus, please wash your hands right now.

For God’s sake, don’t go to a big Thanksgiving. Don’t go outside of your bubble. Don’t infect your family or friends. If you have plans, please call the people who you were going to have Thanksgiving with and cancel. Let’s not get COVID-19 this Thanksgiving or any other upcoming holiday.

Also, wash your hands right now.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Robert Reich: Georgia runoffs—How you can help flip the Senate

Vox: The 126-year fight to change Mississippi’s Confederate flag

President Elect Joe Biden and VP Elect Kamala Harris:

• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani’s insane press conference; Трамп tries to steal Michigan
• Trevor: Faithless electors & Трамп—If you don’t know, now you know
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Giuliani’s vomitous attack on democracy
• WaPo: What Трамп allies said about election results in 2016
• Robert Reich: Debunking The Dotard’s post-election lies
• Maestro Ziikos: The Dotard sings “happy birthday” to Joe Biden
• Bruce W. Nelson: C’mon man!
• Randy Rainbow: Don’t tell Dotard he’s NOT RE-ELECTED TODAY!

• The Daily Show: How to cope with election loss
• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani and Lindsey Graham lead Трамп’s coup attempt
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп concedes! Just kidding, this will never end
• Now This: Grandpa sings “Bye Bye, Трамп” parody
• Trevor: Трамп bullies election officials & Giuliani’s hair has a meltdown
• Bruce W. Nelson: Not everyone can be a winner (a song to console The Dotard Трамп)
• Stephen: Kamala Harris congratulated by GOP colleagues in victorious return to Capitol Hill
• Parody Project: 50 ways to leave the White House:

• Samantha Bee: It was rigged all along!
• Trevor: Трамп un-concedes & his supporters take to the streets
• Stephen: GOP takes baby steps towards admitting the reality that Joe Biden is our President-elect
• Really American: Kayleigh McEnany STORMS OUT of combative press conference
• Robert Reich: The real reason The Dotard wont concede
• John Oliver: Трамп and election results
• Roy Zimmermann: Four Seasons Total Landscaping (Highway 95 revisited):

• Seth Meyers: Трамп tweets that Biden “won,” then tweets “I concede nothing”
• Stephen: Michigan Republicans disgrace the GOP with failed attempt to block certification of election results
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп refuses to wish Joe Biden “happy birthday”
• Bruce W. Nelson: Donald lost in a landslide!
• Stephen: Rudy’s elite strike force continues to fail spectacularly on behalf of their client, the president
• Trevor: Трамп legal losses keep piling up in Pennsylvania and Michigan
• Desi Lydic’s voter fraud-obsessed cousins Tucker Carlson & Sean Hannity
• The Late Show: Kamala Harris isn’t the only fashion icon in the second family-elect

Stephen: Better know a runoff—Georgia!

Jimmy Kimmel does Barack Obama

The Dotard Трамп and Other Sore Losers, Bad Liars, and SAD Fascists:

• The Daily Show: It’s official, Трамп is a…
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard speaks at the March for Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: Stop the squeal
• Jordan Klepper takes on the Million Incel MAGA March
• Mark Fiore: Let’s give The Dotard a little help
• Jimmy Kimmel: America’s “all-time favorite president” Dotard Трамп has white hair now
• The Late Show: Get rid of your pesky one-term presidents with F-U-Haul!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Niagara Falls (so when will Dotard?)
• Trevor: Трамп is stripping America for parts now that he’s lost
• Keith Olbermann: Biden must not shy away from prosecuting Трамп and his henchmen
• Founders Sing: You give gov a bad name:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s motorcade tells the truth about the coup
• john Di Domenico: Трамп demands credit for vaccines, starts pyramid scheme to pay legal bills!
• Now This: Election official says Sen. Graham pressured him to toss mail-in ballots
• Bruce W. Nelson: A Mangy Fetlocks poem
• Amber Ruffin: What did Amber forget so she could learn all of Трамп’s cabinet members?
• Trevor and Lewis Black: The Dotard Трамп’s future
• Jonathan Mann: The melting hair of America’s Mayor
• Jimmy Dore: Pompeo reveals what Трамп is doing after the election!
• Now This: Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye (or brains?) leaks at one-of-a-kind press conference
• Meidas Touch: Sign the papers—Emily Murphy has blood on her hands
• John Di Domenico: Dotard and Melanie—Lying with Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: The failed President
• Keith Olbermann: Ban Трамп from Twitter. For life. Stop the coup d’tweet

Wired: Is the YouTube algorithm controlling us? I try to find out

Bruce W. Nelson: Welcome back America!

John Oliver tells 2020 to “get fucked!”

The Week in ТрампPlague:

• Stephen: Herd immunity isn’t the only thing Sweden got horribly wrong
• The Late Show: New York has a clear message for the lame duck
• Trevor: Bill Gates—COVID vaccines and climate change
• Bruce W. Nelson: Trump has got a lust for death
• Keith Olbermann: “The hair dye coup” means Трамп’s covid-19 will kill 100,000 more Americans
• Rachel Maddow: We feared Susan’s covid would kill her. Your risks could hurt those you love most
• Samantha Bee: A very COVID Thanksgiving Pt. 1
• Samantha Bee: A very COVID Thanksgiving Pt. 2
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп demands vaccine credit for virus he spent almost a year denying
• Trevor: How are Americans avoiding COVID this Thanksgiving?
• Lauren Mayer: Vaccine!
• Stephen: America’s leadership vacuum is the reason our covid situation is so dire
• The Late Show: Happy super-spreader Thanksgiving from the COVIDs!

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Robert Reich: The real story behind skyrocketing student debt

Jonathan Mann: Socialism or barbarism

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I know it’s hardly news, but I got my first COVID-19 test the other day.

I have been making a ton of calls for work. And my leave a voice mail voice is a bit deeper than my regular talking voice. At the end of a couple days, I was talking very raspy and had a bit of a frog in my throat. I assumed it was that and not COVID-19, but I wanted to know for sure.

I live in the urban core, so my best option was at King County Public Health. I took a late lunch, and walked there. It’s walk-in only. The line was social distanced — so it’s a bit tough to gage — but it wrapped around the block. It took a bit under an hour from getting there around 2:00 to getting the pipe cleaner up my nose.

Pipe cleaner nose is not a pleasant experience, but it was quickly done. When I came out bent, the doctor told me I had an oddly shaped nasal cavity.

The next day, I got a text directing me to their website. And I am covid free.

Still, wash your hands right now.

Congratulations to the 737 Max. Now to start getting out of the mothballs, and improve training. I suppose the pandemic is probably the best time to have people fly them. Notably without me in one. Good luck pilots and passengers.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

I hate it. But I definitely agree with Governor Inslee’s shut down. It is going to be tough, but hopefully it stops the virus. I’m not optimistic unless there’s a strategy better coordinated with the rest of the country.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

James Corden: Sen. Cory Booker’s wingman is President-elect Biden

The Late Show: Mitch McConnell learns a lesson about lying

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

We have President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris:

• Spitting Image: The Dotard loses
• The Daily Show: Pompeo ruins Dr. Destruction’s plans
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп firing everybody as election standoff continues
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and the GOP still refuse to accept Biden’s win
• Meidas Touch: America rises—The nation celebrates
• Bruce W. Nelson: Happy to see y’all disappear
• SNL Weekend Update: Rudy Giuliani on Трамп’s election lawsuits
• Stephen: Republicans are 0 For 10 in lawsuits seeking to overturn Biden’s election win
• Now This: Top cybersecurity officials reject Трамп’s “voter fraud” claims
• Trevor: What Трамп’s keeping from Biden & how he profits from donations
• Songbird: Let it go
• Trevor: The Dotard refuses to concede the election
• Parody Project: All was in compliance (Confounds the Science Version 3):

• The Late Show: Need a lawyer to destroy your democracy?
• Founders Sing: The soul of America
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: The Dotard reacts to the election being called
• Seth Mayers: Ta-Nehisi Coates on Joe Biden’s 2020 victory
• Jonathan Mann: Rudy’s at the combination press conference total landscaping business
• Samantha Bee: Biden won the election! Now the fight against Трампism begins. Pt. 1
• Samantha Bee: Biden won the election! Now the fight against Трампism begins. Pt. 2
• Bruce W. Nelson: The Dotard Трамп announces his concession
• Conan: The Трамп team responds to Joe Biden’s hat
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls the voter fraud hotline
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп melts down over “stolen” election
• FoD: How to get The Dotard to resign
• Stephen: Stacey Abrams on how she built an infrastructure that helped flip Georgia blue
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s voter fraud lies are a fundraising scam
• Bill Maher: From flu to coup
• Trevor: The Трамп admin prepares for their nonexistent second term
• The Late Show: Kayleigh McEnany’s evidence admits it’s full of crap
• Samantha Bee says, “Thank you, Nevada!”
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: The voter fraud fraud
• The Daily Show: Republicans in 2018 post-midterm elections
• John Di Domenico: Non-concession speech! Sues everyone including himself!
• SNL: Biden victory
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп’s been fired:

• Seth Meyers with a story about Joe Biden
• Jonathan Pie: Трамп is a loser!
• Trevor: Presidential concessions
• Stephen: Autocrats watch our President cling to his job, beg for cash, and obstruct the transition of power
• Brian Guest reports some voter fraud.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is “dejected” and “fuming” over election results
• The Late Show: Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So long, Donald!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Т-р-а-м-п L-o-s-e-r
• Larry Wilmore: Let’s explain how voting works to The Dotard Трамп
• The Late Show: Potusgeist just won’t leave the White House
• John Oliver: Election results 2020
• Trevor: This anonymous poll worker witnessed voter fraud
• Mark Fiore: The lamest coup in the world!
• Seth Meyers: Joe Biden elected President of the United States
• Songify This: Election meme rewind—HEY HEY, HA HA, HO HO featuring Kenneth Copeland, Paula White-Cain, et al.
• Keith Olbermann: Relax! Трамп’s “re-counts” are just another MONEY SCAM!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Poor Dotard
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard learns he lost Arizona
• Stephen: Трамп has yet to show real evidence of fraud, but getting him out of office may be a bumpy ride
• Daily Show: Kamala Harris makes history as first female, Black & Indian VP
• Samantha Bee: What a Joe Biden victory means for the future of our movement
• The Late Show: God chats with Rudy
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard still won’t concede and has no plans to
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lost the 2020 election, but Republicans are trying to steal it
• Bruce W. Nelson: We’re not just losing Трамп
• SNL Weekend Update: Biden wins 2020 election
• Trevor: Biden wins…The Dotard golfs
• Stephen: Stephen is ecstatic about the Biden-Harris win, but says we cannot be complacent
• Lauren Mayer: The nightmare’s over
• Maestro Ziikos: Hit the road Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hang our head Dotard Трамп

Keith Olbermann: Pompeo was joking? Wasn’t joking? I don’t care. Cut off red state funding.

Our Cartoon President: “America, my fucked home” & new closing song

Matt Buechele: Making liberals mad

The Dotard Трамп and Other Sore Losers, Grifters, and Reality Deniers:

• Rex Chapman: Breezing over the Four Seasons
• Seth Meyers: Трамп supporter and rapper Lil Doof raps about Трамп
• Robert Reich: The Dotard Трамп’s attempt to steal the election won’t work
• Jonathan Mann: Kenneth Copeland, Paula White and Michelle Bachman are NOT coping

• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп loves to hold a grudge
• Amber Ruffin: Coronavirus vaccines, election results, & Total Landscaping—Week In Review
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп wishes happy veterans day
• SNL: D.C. Morning
• Jonathan Mann: I’m a loser
• Samantha Bee: Undoing the damage of Трамп’s immigration policies
• Trevor: Will The Dotard Трамп actually leave the White House?
• Amber Ruffin: I don’t wish him well:

• Vice News: Трамп’s post-presidential criminal nightmare begins now
• Seth Mayers with Sarah Cooper reveals why Трамп blocked her on Twitter in 2017
• Christine Nangle: I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

The Daily Show: The GOP needs your vote in the lawful, fraudulent, official, rigged Georgia runoff elections

Superspreading the ТрампPlague:

• Stephen:
• Trevor: Corona explodes in the U.S & CDC releases Thanksgiving guidelines
• Roll Call: Meet Joe Biden’s COVID-19 task force
• Conan: Never wear a freedom-destroying mask again
• Now This: Governors urge Americans to take coronavirus seriously
• J-L Cauvin: Ben Carson has the covid
• Trevor: Biden’s corona task Force & Pfizer’s vaccine

Vox: Weed was the real winner of the 2020 election

Conan: Miss political texts? Sign up for Andy’s list

Roy Zimmerman: Thanks for the support

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I agree with Governor Inslee. Thanksgiving, and probably Christmas, are going to have to be online only this year. It absolutely stinks. It’s the price we’re paying for not locking down fully, and for opening up before we should have. It’s also the collective manifestation of individual choices.

So, please wear a mask. Social distance. Avoid gathering. And wash your hands right now.

Still hyped about President Elect Biden. I would prefer a Democratic Senate. But overall still fuck yeah.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now.

Stephen answers your kids’ most pressing election questions!

Jonathan Mann: The bad time line

Stephen with Larry Wilmore: Inspired by the political actions of young people

Election 2020:

• The Late Show: Great moments in election history—Трамп’s 2016 victory speech
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп versus numbers
• The Daily Show: Трамп cries fraud and calls dibs on the presidency
• Seth Meyers on the undecided presidential election
• Keith Olbermann: Trump’s plan—Coup by television
• Really American: Count every vote! We’re winning!
• Stephen reacts to Трамп’s heartbreaking Thursday night lie fest
• Now This: Stacey Abrams helped make Georgia a critical swing state
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is losing, lying & tearing democracy down with him
• Bill Maher: Down for the count
• Vox: How it felt to vote in 2020
• Robert Reich: A last word on the 2020 election
• Michael Kosta: What’s the real deadline to finish counting votes?
• The Late Show: Try not to freak out during this moment of calm
• The Parody Project: When you go away!

• Comedy Central: What voting is like in a nudist colony
• Amber Ruffin: The two shows we had to prepare
• SNL: Former VP President Elect Joe Biden Halloween message
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is FURIOUS with Georgia
• Josh Meyers: Gov. Gavin Newsom’s message for California voters
• Keith Olbermann: Трамп loses mind, begins 2024 campaign
• Seth Meyers: Трамп is losing the election, so he’s trying to destroy Democracy
• Mark Fiore: The Трамп formula
• Jimmy Kimmel: Losing isn’t easy, especially for The Dotard
• The Late Show: The Electoral College—None of this makes any sense
• Jonathan Mann: Raccoons are trying to steal this election
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to losing Wisconsin
• Vox: How the U.S. counts votes
• Trevor: LGBTQ candidates take home wins & four states legalize marijuana
• Our Cartoon President: Election knight rises:

• Seth Meyers: As Biden nears victory, The Dotard tries to steal the election
• Stephen: Biden urges patience as all votes are counted
• Now This: Philadelphia Mayor tells Трамп to “put big boy pants on”
• SNL: Democracy PSA
• Our Cartoon President: Washington melts down on election night
• Keith Olbermann: Exorcism or dictatorship
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calle Joe Biden to concede the 2020 election
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп falsely claims victory after crazy election night
• Stephen: 2020 ballot initiatives
• Amber Ruffin: The election has Amber feeling catatonic
• LSSC Street: One of these things is not the the otheres
• Trevor: Biden & Трамп make drastically different final pitches to voters
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп versus Philadelphia
• Roy Zimmerman and friends: “Vote him away #4 (The liar tweets tonight)”:

• Seth Meyers: On election eve, The Dotard threatens to steal the election
• Trevor: Трамп wants to stop counting votes & Republicans hold the Senate
• The Late Show: Election Claus tells the story of Election Day Eve!
• SNL Weekend Update: Trump’s final 2020 election message
• Desi Lydic Foxsplains the vote count
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп wants to kick Michigan out of the country
• Our Cartoon President: Cable news hosts sing election day anthem
• Americans for Decency: Philly—Let’s get this done!
• The Late Show: Eric Трамп’s babysitter tries to stop his whining
• Keith Olbermann: I hereby claim Трамп, the lame duck, BLEW IT!
• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence celebrates winning Indiana
• The Daily Show: How do the polls just keep getting worse?

The Daily Show: The most scandal-plagued Presidency ever—A look back

Bill Maher: Tristan Harris on social media’s influence on U.S. elections

Roll Calls: Election week Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Dotard Трамп and Other Whiners, Losers, Thieves, and Liars:

• Trevor: Трамп’s attempts at commander-in-chiefing
• Bruce W. Nelson: Running out of bad things to say
• The Late Show: Play the game that’s making family game night great again!
• Michael Kosta: Why do White suburban women still support Трамп?
• Taina Asili: No Es Mi Presidente
• John Oliver: Bill Barr
• Jonathan Mann: Трамп’s Pastor (Paula White) chill remix:

• Keith Olbermann: Трамп’s damaged brain
• Americans for Decency: MAGA meltdown—The Dotard and melting
• Bill Maher and friends discuss the stalker in the White House
• Thinking Atheist: The Paula White Samba
• Jaboukie Young-White: How do senior citizens feel about Трамп and Biden?
• Roy Wood Jr. Counting down The Dotard’s 100 most tremendous scandals—25-1

Taína Asili: Here we come.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

ТрампPlague Superspreading:

• Stephen with John Oliver: Compares the UK’s handling of the coronavirus with America’s pandemic response
• Trevor: Coronavirus spikes in the U.S. & The U.K. shuts down
• Founders Sing: COVID! COVID! COVID!:

• John Oliver: Трамп & the coronavirus

Lauren Mayer: : It could be worse!

Bruce W. Nelson: The Radical Right.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Fuck yeah.

How were the election results for you? I think Biden is going to squeak out a victory but it’s not great that it’s too close to call. In Washington, it’s good. Inslee won as expected. The legislature is secure. Not sure if that means actually progressive legislation.

In fine but not my preferred candidate news, the 10th Congressional District and Lieutenant Governor the more conservative Democrat won the race between2 Democrats. The sex ed initiative is passing easily. King County charter amendments are going for police reform.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

It has been awhile since I’ve done one of these. Leave your thoughts on the election in the comment thread!

5:07: Four years ago on election night my house lost power for a few hours. Today, a bit after 2pm, I lost power for a few hours. I hope that isn’t a bad omen!

5:24: Ahhhh…finally got to pour myself a beer!

5:31: MSNBC: “Breaking news…Polls close in Arkansas…here’s what we can tell you…It is too close to call” Not really “breaking” news as much as prematurely ejected news.

5:41: Texas is interesting, but way too early. Florida isn’t looking good, but way too early to tell.

I am having flashbacks of 2018 when my twitter feed was full of people hysterically clutching their pearls that the blue wave hadn't materialized around this time. But when all the votes were counted …

Everyone said be patient. We knew it could come down to Pa. #ComeOnMan

— digby (@digby56) November 4, 2020

6:30: The first Senate seat to flip…Hickenlooper in Colorado.

He spent 4 years golfing. And people are still voting for him. I will never understand it

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) November 4, 2020