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– Trolly busses getting upgraded.

– I still come into my office most days. But I am glad that on days when it isn’t necessary, I am not required to. That seems like the bigger issue than traffic being generated.

– I always feel a bit uninformed when there’s a bug environmental case I don’t know enough about to have a strong opinion. But I do trust Futurewise, so congratulations, probably, to them on their victory.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Swiftvoted:

• Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Little Taylor!
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s OMG moment—Harris surges with Billie Eilish & Jane Fonda surfing Swiftie’s blue wave
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Taylor Swift attack—“The most hateful mind” in presidential history
• Gvnzng “Victor” 2041 the time traveler: ♫ Weird Old Guy—Why so Angry? ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard HATES Taylor Swift
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I HATE Taylor Swift
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I HATE Taylor Swift 2
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz accuses Taylor Swift of shooting at him
• Josh Johnson: Kamala needs a Taylor Swift endorsement for bros, which manly celebrity will it be?
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he hates Taylor Swift in Truth Social post
• LegalEagle: Musicians humiliate The Dotard in court
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Taylor Swift tantrum
• Ari Melber: Трамп silenced? Harris surges as Billie Eilish caps Swiftie momentum

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

• Stephen: Mark “Black Nazi” Robinson & White Dudes for Harris & Трамп vows to win New York
• Knotheadusc: ♫ We Don’t Want You, Donnie! ♬
• The Late Show: Calm app—The Dotard Трамп edition
• Andre Antunes: ♫ Donald Trap (Eating the Dogs Remix #2) ♬
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Pets! ♬
• Steve Shives: How conspiracy theorist logic shapes the Трамп/Vance campaign
• Ronnie Chieng: Трамп’s dubious attempt to blame political violence on Democrats’ rhetoric
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ I Just Don’t Get How This Election Is Even Remotely Close ♬:

• ScaredKetchup: Трамп & Laura Loomer EXPOSED (Трамп Show 60)
• Lewis Black: Lewis Black wants to know why the hell influencers are getting into politics
• John Di Domenico: “I have concepts of a plan” for health care
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s 2nd assassination attempt
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones The Dotard
• Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Try to Remember ♬
• Robert Reich: The 10 worst things about the Трамп presidency
• Seth Meyers: FAUX cuts away from Трамп’s NY rally, Vance gets fact-checked on pet eating lies
• Tim Walz: The Manual:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s deadly abortion ban—“Women are dying. They got what they wanted.”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп WON’T STOP pushing pet eating lies and Oprah WANTS YOU to register to vote
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Paint It Orange ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп & Vance double down on lies about pet eating & GOP blames Democrats for quoting Трамп
• Michael Spicer: The room next door—Трамп fact check special
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Mistress Kamala
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп supports disgraced Mark Robinson
• Tommy Campbell: Marjorie Taylor Greene and Laura Loomer’s crazy fight is destroying Трамп
• Jason Kravits: ♫ The Project 2025 Song ♬:

• The New Yorker documentary: One man’s stand against Трамп’s election conspiracies
• Joy Reid: JD Vance is first U.S. senator to admit to terrorizing his state on purpose
• The Late Show: J.D. Vance admits he lied to get media attention
• John Waldron: Kamala takes biggest lead yet after Трамп’s racist rant!
• Steve Shives: For Трамп and Vance, lying about immigrants is all they have
• Liberal Redneck: The second Трамп plot and the rhetoric of the Left
• Stephen: Rachel Maddow on why the GOP is laying the groundwork to challenge the election results
• Carla Ulbrich with Gathering Time: ♫ We Won’t Go Back ♬:

• Knotheadusc: ♫ Go Donnie, Go ♬
• Cat Abu: No Трамп, Dems aren’t executing babies
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Jr admits to having an affair
• ELVIS, A.I and I: ♫ In Springfeild—They’re eatin’ the dogs, they’re eatin’ the cats ♬
• The Late Show: Connect the dots when The Dotard speaks
• Wired Kamala Harris answers the web’s most searched questions
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s wild debate conspiracies, former GOP leaders for Kamala, & MAGA fashion show
• Chris Hayes slams Трамп for not understanding his own economic plan
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Mr. Robinson ♬:

• Ronnie Chieng: NC candidate Mark Robinson gets exposed and Трамп reunites with Rudy Giuliani
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s biggest “boss move”?
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s golf incident grift, JD Vance admits he lied and Dotard Jr loses it
• Hitler Rants Parody: Hitler is informed about a second assassination attempt on Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says he is immune from assassins
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—N. Carolina AG Mark Robinson is foul
• Seth Meyers: Audience members leave rally as Трамп gives incoherent answers on manufacturing, food
• ScaredKetchup: JD VANCE State of the Union train wreck CNN
• Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Mr Robinson ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Concept—The Greatest Plan in the World ♬
• Stephen with Rachel: The Harris coalition is so broad it stretches from AOC to Dick Cheney
• Andre Antunes: ♫ Donald Metal—Eating the Dogs ♬
• Gvnzng “Victor” 2041 the time traveler: ♫ Project 2025 Schoolhouse Rock ♬
• LegalEagle: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s dumbest suit yet? (Suing the DOJ)
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп has “bigger crowds than Elvis,” hasn’t read Melania’s book & JD Vance has the hots for couches

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Psych ward!
• Ronnie Chieng: Whales, bears, and brainworms, oh my—What is going on with RFK Jr.?
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп demands a ban on Shoehei Ohtani
• Stella Magz: Laura Loomer vs Marjorie Taylor Greene
• Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Laura Loomer
• Dark Brandon: Don’t get Loomered

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Too many people being weird creeps. But none are from Washington, so who can write about it? Me? Vaguely.

– There’s still time to enroll in Seattle’s pre-k.

– G Line, baby!

– The Seattle City Council plan for public housing seems inferior to the other ballot initiative, and maybe to the status quo.

– You know what’s great? Washing your hands right now. And getting vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Today is National Voter Registration Day. Please take a few minutes today to (1) check your own WA registration and (2) help a neighbor, friend, relative, or co-worker register to vote. After that, join us for an evening of politics and good cheer over the beverage of your choosing at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

– Kind of old, but I like Emmitt’s Washington State flag redesign. My personal preference is that we change to being named after George Washington Bush and adopt one of Jacob Lawrence’s paintings to be the flag.

– This is a very funny headline in The Needling.

– And this story about Bellevue being the first city in the state to get a Monopoly board feels like a Needling headline. But it’s real.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Washington Gubernatorial Debate Bits:

• Public safety
• Addressing homelessness and affordable housing
• Climate Commitment Act
• Reproductive health care and abortion rights

John Oliver: School lunch

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

• Steve Shives: Трамп’s debate coach
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lies & whines after disastrous debate, Swift for Kamala & do pro-lifers know the female body?
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп—Harris debate recap from a steam room
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Debate
• Champnella: Silence of the Lambs featuring The Dotard
• Jenkens: ♫ Трамп—They’re Eating Pets (Debate) ♬
• Christopher Titus: The Armageddon DEBATE update
• The Late Show: ♫ The Dotard attacks ABC News ♬
• Sarah Cooper: How to debate
• Lawrence O’Donnell: First D.C. Republican to fear Harris saw Трамп’s “train wreck” debate coming
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—The Dotard botches his debate with Kamala
• Seth Meyers and Jeff Wright: JD Vance’s bizarre migrant hoax gets roasted
• John Leguizamo breaks down the SAVE Act and Latino voter suppression
• Robert Reich: Kamala Harris dragged Трамп for 90 minutes straight
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard delivers the worst debate in American history
• Stella Magz: GOP meltdown over Taylor Swift’s endorsement
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Last Dog in Springfield ♬:

• Jordan Klepper: Laura Loomer angers MTG, Taylor Swift causes panic & Biden wears a MAGA hat?
• Stephen: Harris’s debate smackdown & Трамп’s bizarre pet rumor & A hidden message in Taylor’s endorsement?
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп “lost in the wilderness of his own confusion” in debate with Harris
• Mother Jones: Трамп’s deliberate debate deluge
• The Late Show: Old Dicks for Harris!
• Jordan Klepper: Kamala & Трамп prepare to debate, Cheney’s endorsement & JD Vance in the pool
• Rachel Maddow: “She put a bully in his place”—Gov. Tim Walz celebrates Kamala Harris debate performance
• Jonathan Jensen: ♫ A concept of a plan ♬
• Ali Velshi: It’s not the internet. It’s Трамп.
• Jabari Jones: J.E.J.—VOTE!
• Alex Wagner: Трамп-Vance cruel racist lies risk backlash as word spreads of real human consequences
• Desi Lydic: Meet the writer behind those campaign fundraising emails clogging your inbox
• Ari Melber: Трамп panics! Harris nabs Taylor Swift backing as she blasts MAGA lies & “chaos”
• PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп claims Harris “wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison”
• Stephen: Dick Cheney endorses Harris & Stephen makes The Dotard’s enemy list
• Brenda Perez: DEBATE—Трамп got cooked (unlike those dogs)
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Eatin’ the Dogs ♬:

• Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s MOST RIDICULOUS lie yet—Haitian immigrants EATING cats
• Seth Meyers: Kamala Harris won debate according to CNN poll
• PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп thinks it is a good idea to invoke Viktor Orban as a character reference!
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Word Salad Slurry From the Fringe Crackpot ♬
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп Von Shitzenpantz tries to defends his relationship with far-right racist Laura Loomer
• The Late Show: Harris delivers a butt whooping
• Schmoyoho: ♫ They’re Eating The Dogs ♬
• Kat Abu: Трамп’s official campaign merch is a fever dream
• Rachel Maddow: “All the alarms going off all at once” as Трамп leans into extremism as election approaches
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants to lock up late night hosts, prepares to debate Kamala & Melania has a new book
• MSNBC: Panel reacts to the debate
• PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп claims immigrants are “eating the dogs…eating the cats…eating the pets of the people” in Springfield, Ohio
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s nonsense word salad on child care and his threat to jail election officials
• Jon Stewart tackles Harris & Трамп’s debate and what this means for the election
• Parody Project: ♫ Russians and Трамп ♬:

• Taylor Tomlinson has fun with Kamala vs. Трамп debate
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп loses his mind at press conference (Трамп Show 59)
• Rachel Maddow: More information about election processes is key to fighting Трамп vote subversion tactics
• Seth Meyers: Republicans admit Трамп lost debate to Harris & Трамп whines about fact checking
• Robert Reich: Is Трамп lying or just losing it?
• Andre Antunes: ♫ Dotard Funk (Eating The Dogs) ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler reacts to the Harris—Трамп debate
• Steve Shives: Трамп lost the debate so bad, he wants to shut down ABC News!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп still pushing pet eating conspiracy, won’t debate Kamala again & MTG vs Laura Loomer
• Liberal Redneck: Honest debate reaction (from Trae and two of the most honest sources anywhere)
• The Remix Bros: ♫ They’re EATING the DOGS! REMIX ♬
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—My new love!
• Stephen: Harris gets under Трамп’s skin & eating cats and dogs & Taylor Swift’s endorsement
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Word Salad Slurry From the Fringe Crackpot ♬:

• Tommy Campbell: The Dotard’s worst moments from the debate stage
• PBS News Hour: Watch a TOTALLY NOT INSANE Трамп claims he has “concepts of a plan” to replace Obamacare
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп tries to spin poor debate performance & Taylor Swift endorses Kamala Harris
• The Late Show: The MAGA Friendship Bracelet
• Alex Wagner: The taint of Трамп’s legacy—January 6 gets special security designation to protect certification
• Seth Meyers: Harris Baits Трамп into melting down in debate
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces a rally in Springfield, OH
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп debate fail—The hip hop musical ♬
• Jabari Jones: Ped Cruz—Vote me out!
• Vox: Exactly how Трамп could ban abortion
• The New York Times: What Taylor Swift’s endorsement means for Kamala Harris
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Have Concepts of a Plan ♬
• Brenda Perez: Трамп claims HE shut down Nord Stream 2. Treason or Lies?
• Stella Magz: Kamala Harris dominates in debate against Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the presidential debate between The Dotard Трамп & Kamala Harris
• Stephen: ♫ Vance says Taylor Swift’s endorsement doesn’t matter, Трамп’s Picture Book, and Biden dons MAGA hat ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Jabari Jones: Calling Ivanka from jail
• Steve Shives: Laziness—A core conservative value
• Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s clueless comments and connection to Tenet influencers funded by Russia
• Stella Magz: GOP—“Haitian migrants are eating kitty marsala….”
• Parody Project: ♫ ALITO Lí ALITO Lá ♬:

• LegalEagle: Right wing influencers secretly paid by Russia
• Steve Shives: The right-wing myth of trans school shooters
• Jabari Jones: Ped Cruz—Cats!
• Peculiar: The Fred Трамп saga—The Dotard Трамп’s piggy bank
• Swetlana AI: Трамп’s Monologue Reimagined—An AI short film
• mazlinithegreat: ♫ You Never Can Tell (a Трампer) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Well. I thought that the Boeing deal was pretty good. But the people who actually have to work under it rejected it 94.6%. So there is a strike, and solidarity to the striking workers. If the executives who fucked things up can find money for their golden parachutes, they can pay the people who make their damn planes.

Man big debate last night. That weasely jerk. What an incoherent answer on abortion. I can’t believe anyone ever voted for him. And he looks old, older than I remember. Talking about the governor’s debate.

I already knew who I support. And I think a better Republican could actually score some hits on Ferguson. But not Reichert.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Please join us tonight for an evening of electoral politics as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for a presidential debate-watching party.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle.

We’ll get an early start tonight, 6:00pm, and meet in the back room with the debate on the TV. Note that the pub can get loud, so if you really want to hear everything, bring headphones and a way to stream the audio. There is free WiFi available at the Roanoke.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

– Oh geez. SPD may kill people in Seattle, but it also costs taxpayers quite a bit, potentially.

– I don’t know any more than what I read, but I think the new Boeing contract is good?

– Grow better, Seattle. Honestly, more density more places, please.

– Anyway, now is a great time to wash your hands. And hey, if you’re eligible, get vaccinated or boosted.

Steve Shives: Why should a teenager have an AR-15? A response to the Apalachee High School shooting

Christopher Titus: Back To school…RUN!!!!!!

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s disrespectful Arlington incident—Army statement slams Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Tim Walz mocks JD Vance’s embarrassing donut disaster, Трамп insists he’s “not weird”
• AI Трамп: Dick Effin’ Cheney!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп can’t put a sentence together, gets questioned about Epstein Island & RFK Jr on Kamala
• Alex Wagner: Where is the avalanche of coverage of Трамп’s cognitive decline?
• Stephen: Harris’s momentum dominates the news & Трамп’s crimes at Arlington cemetery & RFK Jr. and the whale
• Bill Maher: Weird is working
• John Di Domenico: The Dotard proves Kamala’s snack-flation is ruining America!
• Stella Magz: The JD Vance comedy tour
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Liz Cheney endorsed Harris because she knows “the danger Трамп poses”
• Chris Hayes: JD Vance really, truly believes childless women are “valueless”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Has Трамп Derangement Syndrome. Who’d have thought? ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Declining Трамп rambles incoherently about bacon, wind and body parts
• Joy Reid: GOP icon Dick Cheney calls Трамп a “threat” and voting for Harris a “duty”
• The Late Show: Biden is back!
• NowThis: Even FAUX News is confused by Von Shitzenpantz’s child care rambling
• Liberal Redneck: Which party should working class people support?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s clown hall with Hannity, JD Vance and Von Shitzenpantz are NOT weird & MyPillow Mike endorses Ted Cruz
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Kamala, Kamala, Take Off The Gloves! ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Glorious Plans for America (as sung by Mangy Fetlocks) ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп has the worst day any presidential campaign has ever had coming for him
• Champnella: Who said it creepier, Hannibal Lecter vs The Dotard Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes breaks down Трамп’s struggle to run against Kamala Harris
• The Daily Show: Correspondents vs. undecided voters pt. 1
• The Daily Show: Speaking with undecided voters over the years pt. 2
• Nick Offerman: ♫ Proud to Be a Kamala Man ♬:

• Alex Wagner: Трамп and Vance botch child care questions & destroy “family values” narrative
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ World Premiere: Трамп in Space (+ Lara Трамп sans Auto-tune) ♬
• Robert Reich: Seven ways to stop Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel recaps all the crazy shit Трамп did over the summer
• Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Kamala Harris for President!
• Ayman Mohyeldin and friends: “A bunch of nuts and kooks and weirdos”—Трамп’s new transition team
• Jabari Jones: Pathetic old clown
• Seth Meyers: Трамп campaign gives up on New Hampshire and Minnesota as Трамп hides on FAUX News
• Ari Melber: Bush VP Dick Cheney backs Kamala Harris
• Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Those November 6th, Post Election Blues ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Adam Kinzinger on Трамп’s stunt at Arlington, Трамп’s body odor & Republicans being scared to speak out
• Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Basic White Girl 2024 ♬:

• Chris Hayes: Трамп campaign putting “literally all their money” on this one path to victory
• Stephen: Wooing undecided voters & Трамп’s marijuana plan & 1990s porn expert Mark Robinson
• Alex Wagner: Трамп can’t get out of his own way on abortion rights
• Francesca Fiorentini: JD Vance Keeps. Getting. Worse.
• The Late Show: J.D. Vance needs to practice his fist bump
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares for Kamala Harris debate (ep 3 Mitch McConnell)
• Cat Abu: Jesse Watters’ correction is a lot more significant than it looks
• Steve Shives: Did Трамп’s Arlington stunt break the law?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hates being called weird, Dick Cheney voting for Kamala & are we better off than 4 years ago?
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Electoral College Graduation Song ♬
• Alex Wagner: Anticipating debate flameout, Трамп works to lower expectations against Harris
• The Late Show: RFK Jr.’s latest animal scandal
• Stephen: Трамп tells PA they have no choice & Walz dunks on Vance’s donut disaster & did Alexa endorse Harris?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—You Don’t Need That Shit in your Life ♬

Robert Reich: How we build an economy that works

Vice News: How the end of Roe v. Wade is impacting Americans

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Where did Трамп’s money come from?
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ There’s Nothing We Can Do ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard thanks men and Judge Juan Merchan
• Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert’s wild tattoo, debate video and Alexa hating Трамп fans mocked
• Parody Project: ♫ What is Dotard Трамп ♬:

• Steve Shives: Fact-checkers are too easy on Трамп!
• NowThis: DOJ accuses right-wing media of pushing Russian misinformation
• Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Apalachee High thoughts & prayers
• MSNBC: Breaking down Трамп’s election interference case
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces Barron’s college choice

LegalEagle: Jack Smith plays chicken with The Supreme Court

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Imagine having to go to work with these jamooks after they racismed their way to wasting department time.

– The City Attorney’s office is trying to not go in front of a judge they don’t like. But the prosecution should not be able to pick and choose for make ’em up reasons.

– We have a second place for Lands Commission.

– A good ad opposing I-2117.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

You guys. We have light rail North of Seattle. I checked some of the stations out, and it’s great. Shoreline North already looks like it could have had a station for years. And more construction on the way. I’m very impressed. Also, walking distance to where I grew up, so it will be useful for me personally.

Lynnwood is less impressive, with a sea of parking. That makes some sense for the last stop, and the suburbs. A Godsend if you don’t have to fight I-5 traffic on your commute, but it’s tough to imagine it being a destination. There is Scriber Lake Park, that had some cool wetlands.

I look forward to having an excuse to check the other stops out.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Please join us tonight for an evening of liberal political engagement over your beverage of choice at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.