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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/15/23, 7:57 am

– Come on, Kenmore. We need supportive housing everywhere.

– Come on, Seattle. Cutting LEAD funding. Gross.

All of my friends who get into foraging get really into foraging. Glad there are groups doing it ethically.

– Bye Kevin.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread!!!!!!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/13/23, 7:53 am

– I am surprised how much Andre Braugher’s death has hit me. Man, what a loss.

– Don’t sign bad initiatives.

– Oh hey, I was there. Fun stuff over the weekend.

– Jezebel is back.

– The Washington State ban on conversion therapy is upheld, even by this court.

– Hey get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/12/23, 5:57 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening. Please stop by, have a drink, and join us in some political conversations.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. The starting time is 8:00 pm. You’ll find us in the back.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/11/23, 8:45 am

– New bike shop dropped in Belltown-SLU.

– I hope that I’m not falling for news bullshit, but it’s scary that people are hitting pedestrians on Aurora.

– Did He Ghost You or Is He a Washington State Ferry?

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/8/23, 11:55 pm

Robert Reich: Billionaires don’t want you to know about this Supreme Court case

Electoral Dysfunction:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп tells Hannity he’ll be a “dictator” if he wins, but only on “day one”
  • Charlamagne Tha God: Unpacking America’s obsession with celebrity politicians
  • Liberal Redneck: Could Трамп be a dictator?
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s new “dictator” talk with Hannity may boomerang in Jack Smith trial
  • Desi Lydic: The Dailyshowography of Vivek Ramaswamy—Enter the RamaVerse
  • Charlamagne Tha God: Christie slams Трамп, Vivek spews conspiracies & Haley bashes TikTok
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп won’t deny becoming a dictator, Mike Lindell’s MyChristmas spectacular & bye Kevin McCarthy
  • Alex Wagner: New task force aims to bolster U.S. institutions against Трамп threat

Chris Hayes: Hayes on the truth about Biden’s economic recovery

Vox: Why buying a house in the US is so hard right now

Cult of The Dotard:

  • Chris Hayes: GOP speaker says he’s blurring Jan. 6 tapes so rioters don’t get charged
  • Alex Wagner: States bring accountability on Трамп’s fake elector scheme & Damning details exposed in Wisconsin
  • Steves Shives: Santos expelled—Too little, too late
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani didn’t keep his mouth shut
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Remarkable Cognitive Decline ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard suggests George Santos to be his press secretary
  • Ari Melber: Трамп loses to Jack Smith in gag order for coup trial that could send him to prison
  • SNL: George Santos expelled
  • ScaredKetchup: Trump Show 27 – Moms For Liberty Sex Scandal, Ivanka Clone Fail, Flight attendant Boebert & MORE
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans blurring faces in insurrection footage and “Orange Jesus” Трамп
  • Parody Project: ♫ GEORGE SANTOS IS LEAVING THE TOWN ♬:

  • Alex Wagner: Tale of two questionnaires—Трамп looks for sycophantic staff as prosecutors look for jurors
  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom wipes the floor with Ron DeSantis and Santos expelled
  • Charlamagne Tha GodNews outlets warn of Трамп’s second-term nightmare & George Santos joins Cameo
  • Ari Melber: GOP’s new speaker admit plot to hide Трамп insurrectionists faces from prosecutors
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’ll “redo” 2020 election, George Santos flees Capitol in shame
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republican Kink—The Research Song ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ School Days Florida Style (A Ron Desantis parody) ♬:

  • Mark Fiore: The Dotard’s courtroom campaign
  • Alex Wagner: Sex scandalized GOP official reportedly cites Трамп values as new Republican standard
  • Jimmy Kimmel: George Santos kicked out of Congress, Трамп ate “too much” after Jan 6th & a very MAGA Christmas
  • Stella Magz: Has Matt Gaetz been naughty or nice?
  • Tommy Campbell: Fetterman trolls George Santos with Cameo video and Comer’s “gotcha” moment flops
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ McCarthy Quitting House to Work As Трамп’s Caretaker ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Taylor Swift as Person of the Year
  • Alex Wagner: Debased, disgraced and replaced—McCarthy quits with half a term left
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—The Republican flurry of felonies
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Liz’s Turn to Vent ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: McCarthy is the latest Republican abandoned by The Dotard
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп returns to court for fraud trial amid fallout over “dictator” comment
  • Lewis Black: Goodbye! You won’t be missed
  • Ari Melber: Трамп busted for “dictator” plot as trials loom
  • Stella Magz: Is Laura Loomer a Swiftie???
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Orange Faced Man ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Pranking George Santos on Cameo & Трамп wants “loyalists” only
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп prosecution becomes race against 2024 election schedule & courthouse becomes political prop
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sometimes You Need to Listen to an Old Guy (but not just any) ♬

John Oliver: Organ and body donations

Xitter Shit:

  • SNL Weekend Update: George Santos expelled from Congress, Elon Musk meets with Netanyahu
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Elon Musk Advertiser Song ♬:

  • LegalEagle: Elon Musk’s “thermonuclear” defamation suit is a dud
  • Remix Bros: ♫ Elon Musk Go Fuck Yourself REMIX ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Adam Conover: The REAL conspiracy to exploit kids

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/8/23, 7:56 am

– AI can do some amazing things. But! I am more and more convinced that even if the singularly happens there will be an underpaid team making it work in the background.

– The more the merrier in a primary. I like Franz, but I don’t know enough about her national policies or much about the other two.

– I am glad Kshama Sawant was a City Council member. It was always nice that 1 member was left of me on the Council.

– Wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/6/23, 7:59 am

Does anyone know what happened in the Liberty Lake City Council? It sounded like they were going to give themselves the ability to ban books from the local library. But I can’t find minutes on their website or anything on Google News. Anyway, it seems bad and the timing is icky.

Anyway, wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/5/23, 5:22 pm

DLBottlePlease stop by tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for an evening of political chat and beer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. The starting time is 8:00 pm. You’ll find us in the back.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/4/23, 8:01 am

– Oh hey, the legislature is starting up again soon.

– What is going on at the Utilities Commission?

– A bit late to this, but an interesting analysis of Thurston County School Board elections.

– Listen, fuck Donald Trump and fuck the shitty people he surrounds himself with.

– Hey, get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And get some free COVID-19 tests.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/2/23, 12:02 am

Michelle Wolf: Are reverse mortgages a scam?

Bill Maher: Death in Politics

Epic Rap Battles: ♫ Henry Ford vs Karl Marx. Epic Rap Battles Of History ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Analyzing Elon Musk and Those Who Fuck Themselves ♬

The Fascists Family:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Expulsion looms for George Santos and McCarthy says “Fuck You” to The Dotard
  • Tommy Campbell: George Santos dishes dirt ahead of expulsion & Трамп heckled By football fans
  • Rachel Maddow: Republican threat to Fani Willis runs into legal wall at state supreme court
  • Patrick ♫ Трамп Derangement Syndrome ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Prison Cells ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: The GOP hypocrisy of denouncing George Santos while coup plotters remain in Congress
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Santos faces expulsion from Congress and Marjorie Taylor Greene Tweets Jimmy
  • Ari Melber: Elon Musk & MAGA’s ‘X Plan’ go up in flames at bizarre, dumpster fire finance talk
  • Michelle Wolf: George Santos faces expulsion & Koch Brothers endorse Nikki Haley
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп needs the people making death threats to judges
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп pardon of Kushner pal is a taste of “tough on crime” presidency
  • Chris Hayes: George Santos kicked out of Congress
  • Alex Wagner and Chris Hayes: Трамп spins economic fairy tale and counts on voters with short memories
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans DESPERATE to smear Biden & Pence’s comma controversy
  • Parody Project: ♫ Walkin’ Up to Take the Witness Stand (Winter Wonderland) ♬:

  • Ali Velshi: Трамп’s gag order saga continues in both civil and criminal trials
  • Chris Hayes: “Damning” new Pence notes point to GOP senator’s role in Jan. 6 plot
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell attempts to defend his fund & FAUX pushes Rainbow bridge lies
  • Alex Wagner: Rep. Perry’s central role in Трамп’s election scheme exposed by “clerical error”
  • Jen Psaki: How a Трамп 11th hour pardon reportedly derailed a federal investigation
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп demands government punish MSNBC for critical coverage
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ When He’s Gone (The George Song) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: TRUMP SHOW 26—AI Tommy Tuberville, Ivanka Clones, Lauren Boebert, Marge The Bounty Hunter & MORE
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Koch brothers ENDORSING Nikki Haley
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Media still not ready to cover Трамп after years of his lies:

  • Alex Wagner: Campaign notes sound in Трамп’s grasping criminal defense
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Gavin Newsom debates MyPillow Mike, Трамп’s insurrection depression & bye-bye George Santos?
  • Stella Magz: HEY GEORGE SANTOS, BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • Ari Melber: Prison fears mount as Jack Smith wins coup subpoena clash
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп loses presidential immunity fight—twice in one day

Mark Fiore: The great replacement of-Twitter (subsequently X)

Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon—war criminal Henry Kissinger finally dies

Liberal Redneck: School voucher scams

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/1/23, 8:01 am

Are you ready for a weekend of atmospheric river? At least it won’t be freezing. But if you happen to be driving past a blinking red light, here’s a free tip:

You’re actually supposed to come to a full stop and then decide who goes next with stop sign rules. Not barely slow down and almost hit someone in the crosswalk when you see there are no cars. And if that is stop sign rules for you, maybe consider don’t drive anymore?

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. Right now. Right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/29/23, 7:57 am

– Antisemites are going to antisemite. Any reason they give is an excuse. Still, the rise in violence and property damage are disturbing.

– Driving will kill you slowly if it doesn’t do it quickly.

– I don’t link to too many national stories, and I couldn’t care less about Hunter Biden, but geez Republicans are giving the game away.

– Congratulations to Burien for finally doing the right thing.

– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible. And hey, if you haven’t ordered the free home test kits, here’s a chance.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/28/23, 5:56 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for our weekly dose of political chat and beer. Please join us if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday evening at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. The starting time is 8:00 pm. You’ll find us in the back.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Cheers,
Darryl

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/27/23, 8:10 am

Good morning from I forgot I was doing an open thread until I was almost at work. Take one off for the holiday, and suddenly you forgot what you do on your commute. Is it too early to tell people to wash their hands? Ot they can get vaccinated for COVID-19 and the flu while they’re at it?

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/24/23, 8:14 pm

Liberal Redneck: Is Joe Biden too old to run again?

The New York Times: The dark side of credit card rewards

NowThis: How misinformation on social media undermines truth and democratic institutions

American Fascism:

  • Jen Psaki: Star Jan. 6 witness says Трамп should be “nowhere near” the Oval Office again
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mike Johnson Ushering in The End of America ♬
  • Stephen: Ghost buses and lovely Jan 6 footage & Трамп never cared about America
  • LegalEagle: Трамп took the stand; it did not go well
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Donny Boy ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Did Трамп pay another doctor to pretend he’s healthy?
  • Katie Phang: New audio exposes Speaker Mike Johnson’s controversial views
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is excited for Kyle Rittenhouse’s book
  • Seth Meyers: Former Трамп aides warn America as Трамп rises in polls as he threatens revenge
  • Ronny Chieng: The Dotard Трамп’s official scheduler
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп KNOWS That He’s a Criminal ♬
  • Founders Sing: ♫ I’m Dreaming of a White…Трамп’s Fascist Fantasy ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Judge rejects Трамп mistrial motion & Трамп could be on trial for entire election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DUMB idea and Трамп lashes out at Nikki Haley
  • Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler plans to run in the 2024 presidential election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Трамп Gets Into Office ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп attacks led to “serious and credible” death threats to court
  • Ari Melber: Jail for threats? In Трамп case, RICO lawyer says real attacks land defendants in jail, not “gagged”
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Mark Meadows ♬:

  • WaPo: Why are RICO cases so complicated?
  • John Leguizamo rips Univision’s “caca” Трамп interview
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Counting Song ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Republican wants ONE THING, Markwayne Mullin and Sean O’Brien taunt each other and pillow guy pleads poverty
  • SNL Weekend Update: Colin Jost interviews Rep. George Santos again

Mother Jones: Hidden history—Henry Ford perfected the mass production of cars. And antisemitism

NowThis: What’s the deal with voter ID laws?

John Oliver: Dollar Stores

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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