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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/21/24, 9:46 am

– The work of decarbonizing continues.

– Good settlement for the Swinomish. Don’t trespass on tribal land.

– Diaz isn’t helping himself.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/18/24, 1:56 pm

DLBottleYou are invited to stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally tonight. Join us for informal conversation over a beer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/17/24, 8:35 am

Since I missed Friday, and Wednesday was short, you would think this Open Thread would be particularly long or insightful. You would think.

– Yay for e-bikes on trails.

– Yay for urban gardens.

– Yay for financial statements on garbage initiatives.

– Boo to Burien.

– Yay for getting vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/14/24, 10:52 pm

Jordan Klepper: Hunter Biden convicted, Alito’s wife caught on tape talking flags, and more political news

Electile Dysfunction, 2024:

  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I.—The Dotard flip flops on mail-in ballots
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп visits Republicans in Washington, sells fake cheap bibles & Mitch McConnell has no spine
  • Bob Levin’s Videos: ♫ Трамп—Revenge and retribution music video ♬
  • NowThis: Your vote is more important than you think
  • Jabari Jones: AI Dotard makes speech to House Republicans
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Dotard Трамп is Back in Town ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп cognitive decline increasingly difficult to conceal despite setting low bar
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Just TWO WEEKS Away from Solving ALL of Life’s Problems ♬
  • Troy Iwata: Humiliation kinks get political in advance of the 2024 election
  • Joy Reid: Republicans gush over a Capitol Hill visit from a terrorist
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп’s Jan 6 Capitol reunion & SCOTUS’s vote to protect abortion pill
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп just proposed “one of the most deranged policies” all of time
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Wisconsinite responds to The Dotard ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Voting Blue ♬:

  • Joy Reid: Fake news on Biden’s age pumped through local outlets by right-wing controlled Sinclair
  • Rachel Maddow: How Republicans are using one state as a testing ground for hijacking an election for Трамп
  • Ari Melber: Трамп jail time? Трамп faces probation officer in felon ritual
  • Stephen: Трамп’s top VP picks & Clarence Thomas’s shocking grift
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: History is like shampoo
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп turns 78 years old & parasites kiss his ass in D.C.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why I’d Never Back a Трамп ♬
  • NowThis: A detailed list of The Dotard’s failures as President
  • Lawrence: Fawning Republicans craving time with Трамп welcome him back to Cap Hill
  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I.—Your big crowds don’t mean what you think they do
  • NowThis: Project 2025 aims to remove U.S. checks & balances
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп meets with his probation officer & goes on unhinged shark rant at Vegas rally
  • ActTV: Трамп assaults women and lies to your face!
  • Chris Hayes: “Drunk uncle”—Трамп rants and raves at Republican “pep rally” on Capitol Hill
  • Joy Reid: “Moral collapse”—Republicans slammed for hosting Трамп’s first Capitol Hill visit since Jan. 6
  • Rachel Maddow: Harbinger for 2024? Shocking European elections eyed for U.S. election foreshadowing
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I don’t care about you!
  • Ari Melber: See the secret comeback powering Трамп’s swing state nightmare
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп’s an Ugly Man ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s bullshit rally, “I don’t care about you. I just want your vote” & MTG says Трамп is like Jesus

Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart smashes the myth of corporate morality in pride, BLM, and beyond

The Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stephen: Pres. Biden won’t pardon Hunter & Трамп goes after Taylor Swift & Martha-Ann Alito’s flag fetish
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Susan DuBois sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Stella Magz: Conservatives love to compare apples to…not even oranges!
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Probation officer meeting
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Dotard Трамп Is A Loser ♬
  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I.—Трамп’s MAGA world goes directly to jail
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ 3Volved sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Alex Wagner: A good week for reality, a bad week for the Big Lie
  • Right Plight: BBC presents—The MAGA morons of America
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Every Cult Needs A Song ♬:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ T’Kashé sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Desperate Mike Lindell launches sweepstakes, will he pay out?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп meets with probation officer after bizarre rally rant about sharks
  • The Late Show: Dr. Phil fawns over Трамп
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims the Navy SEALs are too woke now
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Snowflakes! ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Dino Bartin sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп rants about shark attacks, Jimmy upsets FAUX News & Hunter Biden found guilty on 3 counts
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп birthday special w/ AI cohost Lauren Boebert & Byron Donalds
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Song For an Elderly, First-time Offender ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Advice for Former Трамп Cultists ♬:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Frankie Cilantro sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп makes first visit to Capitol Hill since Jan. 6, asks GOP to overturn conviction
  • NowThis: Conservatives are coming for contraception
  • Stella Magz: It’s your birthday, Dotard
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Stacey L. sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Sleepin’ in the Courtroom ♬
  • The Late Show: Трамп’s golf courses offer alcohol alternatives
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Crying (Alex Jones) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrating his birthday at Applebee’s
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s shark electrocution rant has supporters jumping ship
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ L.ush H.armony G.low sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬

John Oliver: Deep-sea mining

Supremely Fucked (Up):

  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ (A Little Ditty About) Sam & Martha-Ann ♬
  • Alex Wagner: As mask slips on Supreme Court bias, radical Christian agenda comes into focus
  • Joy Reid: “I’m gonna get them”—Supreme Court Justice Alito’s wife targets media in bombshell secret audio
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “This is how I Satisfy Myself” (the Martha-Ann Alito song) ♬
  • Alex Wagner: How the Supreme Court is setting the U.S. up for a major transformation this month
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: What did Mrs. Alito mean when invoking being German to those who come after her?
  • Ali Velshi: “He’s lost the thread”—Chief Justice Roberts “out in the wind” amid conservative supermajority
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Justice Clarence Thomas ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Neighbor who clashed with Justice Alito’s wife reacts to undercover audio of her ranting about flags
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ginni Loves Clarence (and Clarence Loves Cash) ♬
  • Ari Melber: Exposed! NRA’s “fraud” in SCOTUS guns ruling broken down

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

DOJ Weaponized (And Sometimes The GOP Is OK With Infringing On The Right To Bear Arms):

  • Stella Magz: Hunter Biden found GUILTY!!!!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Hunter Biden verdict
  • The Daily Show: FAUX News on Hunter Biden’s verdict but make the footage Трамп
  • Christopher Titus: Hunter Biden… ALSO GUILTY AF? Let’s compare!
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Hunter Biden has been found guilty in federal gun trial
  • Jordan Klepper: Hunter Biden verdict ignites GOP conspiracies & hot dog eating champ can’t compete
  • Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Hunter Biden
  • Seth Meyers: Hunter Biden verdict blows up MAGA Ccnspiracy theory about Трамп’s crimes
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says Jill Biden is “fake support” for Hunter Biden
  • Liberal Redneck: Did Joe Biden prosecute his own son?

Ali Velshi: State courts pick up where SCOTUS fails

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Wednesday Update

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/12/24, 8:38 am

WordPress ate my last post, so here it is again.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/11/24, 5:30 pm

DLBottleJoin us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for an evening of political conversation and good cheer over a drink. All are welcome.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/10/24, 8:31 am

– Man, we have too many dipshits with guns.

– So many dipshits with guns.

– Dipshits who demonstrated that they are not responsible gun owners want guns.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/7/24, 11:05 pm

Jon Stewart tackles climate change over the years

Chris Hayes: How Joe Biden broke OPEC and rewrote the rules for oil trading

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Stella Magz: Let’s talk about Joe Biden’s executive order
  • Stephen: Biden honors WWII vets & Трамп warns kids about drugs and cigarettes
  • Dark Brandon: Caught
  • NowThis: Трамп vs. Biden—Dog breeds and their 2024 election picks
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s massive flip-flop on mail-in-voting & right wingers spew poison for pride
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Preparing Your Pet for Higher Office ♬
  • Seth Meyers: RNC makes plans for Трамп to accept nomination from jail, GOP demands revenge
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп didn’t understand D-Day’s “bravery and devotion to duty”
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ I’m never voting Red again ♬:

  • Stephen: WSJ Shocker—Joe Biden is old & GOP unhappy with asylum order & RNC mistakes Milwaukee for Vietnam
  • Ari Melber: Jail or dictator? See Ari Melber’s breakdown on Трамп & Bannon reupping retribution vows
  • Seth Meyers: Majority of independents want Трамп to drop out after guilty verdict & MTG melts down
  • Jon Stewart assures young voters that their voice matters
  • Ronny Chieng: Biden honors D-day, Трамп vets VPs & GOP attacks pride
  • Chris Hayes: Hayes shreds Трамп’s “truly appalling” threat to keep Evan Gershkovich hostage
  • Stephen: If Biden wins & Трамп’s “relationship” with God

The Daily Show: What the deep state is hiding in spelling bees—Project Conspiracy

Jimmy Kimmel: Vice President Kamala Harris on protecting reproductive rights, Трамп’s guilty verdict & health care

The Cult of Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: Was Mike Lindell Minnesota’s biggest dealer? Scotland shuts Трамп out
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Republicans’ pledge of allegiance is a lie. Their allegiance is to Трамп
  • John Fugelsang: Breaking Bannon
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Brother Jenkins sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Republicans hatch new legislative scheme to save Трамп from state criminal prosecutions
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп—Convicted felon. Now what?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Melania ♬
  • Mark Fiore: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
  • Dark Brandon: President poopy pants or?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard delivers a strong D-Day & Father’s Day message
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Creating Jobs by Creating Crimes ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ginni Ginni (Thomas) ♬:

  • Joy Reid: Трамп begs Supreme Court cronies to intervene before hush money sentencing
  • Seth Meyers: Hysterical Трамп faces jail time after guilty verdict, FAUX News predicts “revolution”
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s threats and bluster fail to intimidate Americans who see guilty verdict as reasonable
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп literally foaming at the mouth & he loses his gun license
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Riker’s Island Jail ♬
  • Dark Brandon: Still standing by their man—MAGA on Трамп’s felony case
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is losing his guns
  • Parody Project: Lie, Lie, Lie
  • Stephen: Трамп is a convicted felon and definitely “didn’t” Say “Lock her up”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Wins Popular Vote! (of the jury) ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Graybar Hotel ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Guilty—See historic Трамп verdict and Трамп’s jail outlook
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trailer-House Трамп on Parole ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп rolling tombstone skit
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I’m going to prison
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Catt Wilkes sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • BobLevin’s Videos: ♫ Ivana Трамп and Donald ♬
  • The Late Show: Disney World updates The Hall Of Presidents after Трамп’s conviction
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song about a Convicted Felon, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: MAGA faithful protest Трамп verdict with upside-down flags & Lauren Boebert confronted during debate
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп & ScaredKetchup in prison, w/AI co-host Lauren Boebert, fraud trial guilty memes & MORE!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ She’s in the Doghouse Now ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Watch an under oath Dr. Fauci destroy MAGA Republicans’ Covid lies
  • Right Plight: BBC Presents the MAGA morons of America
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Short Song about Representative Nancy Mace ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ She Got The Flagpole / We Got The Shaft ♬:

  • LegalEagle: Why Трамп is guilty of 34 felony counts
  • J-L Cauvin: Dotard Jr. loses it over Hunter Biden’s jury
  • The Late Show: Why the GOP hates contraception
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ The Melodies sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • The Remix Bros: ♫ Трамп Guilty REMIX ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MTG, Mutating Faster than Initially Believed ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ I’ve Been Sitting In A Court Room ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Lunchtime at Rikers
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ He Thinks I’m Ugly ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s first interview since guilty verdict & Marjorie Taylor Greene spews nonsense at Dr. Fauci
  • Stephen: Exclusive—Трамп juror speaks to Stephen
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Love ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ramifications of What Трамп Did In Bed ♬
  • Ari Melber: Why Трамп may lose 2024—He’s a convicted felon along with his CFO, 2016 chair, WH aides & lawyers
  • Lawrence: Alvin Bragg taught sunday school while Трамп lied to FAUX
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to new female Jewish Mexican President
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп Love Flag—Give the American flag your ultimate salute
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ T3ChN0 Kang sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Alex Jones sings “I Lost It All” ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert’s “Beetlejuice” debate recap
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans—Keeping Irony Alive and Well ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Dotard Трамп is going to jail ♬
  • Jon Stewart tackles the Трамп conviction fallout & puts the media on trial

Robert Reich: Why corporations have more rights than people

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/7/24, 8:28 am

– Geez Garfield. What a fucking tragedy. There are too many guns.

– What fucking dipshits would vandalize a pride crosswalk?

– Impressive Reckless Driving Record Scores Belltown Hellcat Job at SPD

– Anyway, right would be an excellent opportunity to wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/5/24, 8:22 am

– When the Biden Administration gives them money to do good things, Seattle will do those good things. Here’s money for small businesses to upgrade appliances.

– Man does Seattle need to get its shit together on road safety.

– Man, Centralia.

– Listen. I’m glad she was actually punished, but stopping off at Starbucks instead of going to a domestic violence call is both surprising and typical for a department that stopped investing adult rape for a while.

– Anyway, please wash your filthy hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/4/24, 12:11 pm

DLBottleDid you hear about the guy running for Governor? How about the guy running for President? Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally and join our evening of political discourse over drinks.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/3/24, 8:26 am

During the campaign, a lot of City Council candidates ran on cliches about taking a hard look at the budget to see what could be cut. They were pretty light on specifics, except maybe exempting police from cuts. But now that they are in power, and trying to make cuts, they are finding that no matter how hard the look, the only programs they come up with are good.

They don’t have a mandate for the actual, specific cuts; just vague promises to cut the bad bits or the waste. Of course, they wouldn’t have a mandate if they lost either.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/31/24, 8:55 pm

Jon Stewart speaks to two veterans about economic reintegration

Electile Dysfunction:

  • Robert Reich: The truth about Трампonomics
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard names Tom Cotton his 2024 VP
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Ebony and Orange Face Cream ♬
  • LegalEagle: RFK Jr’s brain worms are legally relevant
  • Charles Coleman Jr.: “Fascism isn’t a day job”—Historian talks Трамп, Alito, and the delegitimization of democracy
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Трамп is Guilty as Hell ♬:

  • Right Plight: AI Joe Biden on Трамп’s terrible horrible no good very bad Sunday
  • Robert Reich: Felon for President?
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has been found guilty in hush money trial
  • Remix Bros: ♫ OD’d on Трамп ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Unconvictable ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп uses the N-word—hard hitting analysis
  • ScaredKetchup: Episode 51 w/ Dotard, AI Co-Host Lauren Boebert, Ivanka Трамп, The RFK Jr. Worm +more

Stella Magz: Save the rich Christian White men!

The Cult of Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Not Well, He Looks Like Hell ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Poor Poor Pitiful Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard shocks court and delivered closing statement
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Benny Wise sings “Трамп You’re Going to Jail!” ♬
  • Ari Melber: Justice Alito’s Jan. 6 scandal broken down
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ One Трамп Over The Line ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп found guilty as all get out
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Dotard Трамп is Guilty ♬:

  • John Di Domenico: The Dotard speaks on GUILTY verdict
  • Founders Sing: ♫ GUILTY! ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: The verdict is in! Трамп guilty on all 34 counts in NY hush money trial!
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Ola Mae Butler sings sings “Трамп You’re Going to Jail!” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Official Dotard Трамп Memorial Day Song ♬
  • Right Plight: Joe Biden A.I. on The Dotard having ANOTHER bad day
  • Bob Woodward with Ari Melber: Трамп’s conviction broken down
  • Parody Project: ♫ La Трамп-Aracha ♬:

  • Stella Magz: The Dotard found guilty!!!!
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Babïï P.H.A.T. sings “34 Counts (Трамп You’re Going To Jail)” ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: The Dotard hosts indicted rappers & postal worker challenges Mike Lindell
  • MSNBC: Conviction chat and Maddow cites polls showing impact of Трамп guilty verdict
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard’s Swirling the Bowl ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to guilty verdicts in his trial
  • Steve Shives: Times change, conservatives don’t
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hallelujah, Holy Shit! ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—I am a criminal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Idiots, and Scoundrels, and Liars, and much Worse (MAGA) ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Трамп Lost Tango ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Robert De Niro destroys The Dotard & slams heckler outside Трамп trial
  • The Other Brother: Guilty!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ New Yorkers Don’t Play ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Sam Alito Waltz ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Boo… Dotard Baby ♬:

  • Bob Levin’s Videos: ♫ The REAL Трамп at NASCAR ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Ms Divalicious sings “Трамп You’re Going to Jail!” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп trial in jury’s hands, De Niro Blasts Donald
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s Only Mrs. Alito’s Flag ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s guilty verdict was “the worst two minutes of [his] life”
  • Darren Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Donald Трамп being found guilty
  • Right Plight: AI Joe Biden—They found Трамп guilty?
  • Steve Shives: The Трамп guilty verdict should not have been this suspenseful
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Julia Gardner sings “Трамп is Going to Jail!” ♬:

  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Трамп reacts to being found guilty in hush money trial
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard caught on hot mic DESTROYING NASCAR
  • Bob Levin Videos: ♫ Трамп’s First Criminal Conviction!!!!!!!!!! ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Von Shitzenpantz FINALLY CONVICTED! Guilty AF
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Dotard Трамп’s A Convicted Felon ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Republican Song about Keeping a Sense of Perspective ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard is found GUILTY on ALL COUNTS & Superfan Jake Byrd is outside the courthouse

Jon Stewart devours the fast-food industry, Pt. 2

It’s Not Easy Being Bleach Blonde Bad Bitch Butch Body Greene:

  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Boom Shakalaka Bob sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Bitch Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ East Point Mavericks sing “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Shaka Khan’t sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Look At Me, I’m MTG! ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Sage Thee Unicorn sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Shaka Khan’t sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Crystal Fiyah sing “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Jazzy T sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Hattie Mae Jenkins sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Ebonized Thunder sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ M.T.F.B.W.U sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bad, Bad MTG ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Jimmy Black sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ $moka Boi sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Seraphina DuBois sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ El Barrio King sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Rave Rascals sing “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Karma James sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ It’s Not Easy Bein’ Greene ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ The Eternal Voices sing “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ Limited Edition sings “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬
  • Magick Man Records: ♫ The Jackson Sisters sing “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” ♬

Jon Stewart tells FAUX News to go fuck itself

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/31/24, 8:20 am

– Fucking Donald Goddam Trump. Go to jail.

– Is Diaz’s replacement going to be even worse? Maybe. Good riddance anyway. Hope someone who can take on crooked cops replaces him.

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Felon Von Shitzenpantz

by Darryl — Thursday, 5/30/24, 3:00 pm

“Lock him up!”

Today, for the first time in history, a former President has been criminally convicted. A short time ago, the jury in a NY State court found The Former Guy guilty on all 34 felony counts.
There is something important to notice here. This isn’t really a case about extramarital sex, or buying Pecker, or having people sign NDAs. Rather, its about the team that routinely cries “rigged election!” being found criminally guilty of falsifying business records in order to rig a presidential election.

Anything and everything they accuse Democrats of doing is because they have already tried doing it. It is always projection with these assholes!

With a little luck, there will be more guilty verdicts for election-rigging charges in D.C. Federal Court and Fulton County Court. The icing on the cake may be indictments and charges in another jurisdiction or two—you know, like AZ, WI, and MI.

One of the strongest criminal cases against Трамп is the federal documents case in Florida. So far, Judge Aileen Cannon has managed to slow-walk that case, but if Трамп loses the 2024 election, that case should result in a conviction with a serious sentence.

For now, we will have to be satisfied with a Felon Von Shitzenpantz guilty of business record fraud, and guilty of civil crimes that have racked up well over half a billion dollars for business fraud, defamation, and for sexual abuse.

Republicans must feel such a deep sense of pride in their candidate!

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