– I think we can all agree that after his years of hating unions, being so obviously correct on the tunnel, the ham handed way he tried to push his way into the Senate seat last time, Reuven Carlyle deserves a promotion.
– The mayor of Airway Heights who said racist shit about the Obamas has resigned. Ostensibly because of his health, but come on.
– Birthright citizenship is one of the greatest things we do as a country. So of course, Republicans are against it.