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Open Thread Monday!

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/25/16, 7:07 am

Over the weekend, I took a ride on the new streetcar! Here are some random thoughts I had while riding it.

  • It seems like similar cars to the ones in South Lake Union.
  • Still, I was super excited riding it. It felt very much like it will be integrated into the city in a way that the line in South Lake Union hasn’t been.
  • Unlike when the light rail opened, all of the stops are places that are easy enough to get to, as a downtown resident who walks and bikes most trips. It still was pretty cool seeing familiar places through a streetcar window.
  • The next stop projection at the front was a nice touch. It was several stops ahead rather than just the one. Might make it easier for tourists or other people unfamiliar with the area. I’d like to see that on ST trains and maybe on buses going forward.
  • Traffic was an issue. A car tried to get too far forward in a turn when we were coming and the streetcar had to break pretty hard. It was the sort of thing a bus could maneuver around, but we had to stop while the driver sorted themselves out. It’ll probably be worse in rush hour. Still, once people are used to the light rail, maybe they’ll drive better. Or, that’s not how Seattle drivers work traditionally. We’ll see.
  • Maybe it’s the fact that I lived in London and have fond memories of hopping off and on the circle line more or less at random, but when I look at the map, I feel like we could eventually make the streetcar a big circle. It seems like there would be some engineering challenges crossing I-5 in the Northern part of the map, and I don’t know about the parts that are single track. But it seems like a long-term goal for the streetcars.

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HA Bible Study: Revelation 9:7-10

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/24/16, 6:00 am

Revelation 9:7-10
The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. They had what looked like gold crowns on their heads, and their faces looked like human faces. They had hair like women’s hair and teeth like the teeth of a lion. They wore armor made of iron, and their wings roared like an army of chariots rushing into battle. They had tails that stung like scorpions, and for five months they had the power to torment people.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 1/23/16, 12:35 am

Matthew Filipowicz: My NSFW Phone-Banking Call With An Angry Conservative.

Farron Cousins: How bad will Republican hate get in Obama’s final year?

135 years of warmin in 30 seconds.

The 2016 G.O.P. BaffoonFest:

  • Jimmy Dore: GOP insanity on Iran embodied by war-hungry Chris Christie
  • Ann Telnaes: The likability problem for Ted Cruz.
  • Bill Maher: Ted Cruz’s High School diploma.
  • Sam Seder: Anti-Cruz Ad says he doesn’t tithe, also a huge liar and a phony.
  • Jimmy Dore: Right wing kook fears ‘hypocrite’ Ted Cruz will ruin it all
  • PsychoSuperMom: Trumpenfreude!
  • Jimmy Kimmel finds the stupidest people on earth.
  • Young Turks: Trump retweets ANOTHER neo-Nazi.
  • When Kay Burley tracked down Donald Trump.
  • Sam Seder: Will Trump select Scott Brown for VP?
  • Farron Cousins: Trump speaks at a 4th grade level…but he is still smarter than his supporters.
  • Will the UK ban Donald Trump?
  • David Pakman: The ONE trait that predicts who will support Trump.
  • Young Turks: Dead man’s obit. asks people to not vote for Trump.
  • What Trump’s “Freedom Girls” were actually thinking:

  • Stephen: Trump courts the Bible and ghost vote.
  • Things Donald Trump was called in the UK Parliament.
  • Palin’ around with Terrorists:
    • Young Turks: Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump.
    • Sam Seder: “Right-wingin’, something clingin”
    • David Pakman: Palin endorses Trump by trying to use words and things.
    • Sam Seder: Palin’s politically correct suicide vests.
    • Farron Cousins: Sarah Palin makes a total fool of herself on stage again.
    • Sarah Palin-isms.
    • Sarah Palin the Poet at a Trump rally.
    • Stephen: The original “material girl” is back
    • Young Turks: Track Palin arrested for brutal domestic assault.
    • David Pakman: Sarah blames Obama for Track’s arrest.
    • Liberal Viewer: Sarah Palin blames Obama for her son’s domestic violence.
    • Young Turks: Sara Palin blames Obama for Track punching his girlfriend.
    • Jonathan Mann: Sarah Palin and Donald Trump.
    • Sam Seder and Farron Cousins: Palin, Trump, Cruz is all the same in this crazy GOP.
  • Sam Seder: Jeb!’s mom decides to endorse him afterall.
  • Michael Brooks: Finally, Trump tells what he things of Cruz.
  • Young Turks: Trump and Cruz trade blows on amenity.
  • Sam Seder: Trump wishes Jeb well.
  • Young Turks: Carly Fiorina nabs random kids for anti-abortion speech.
  • Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie fights the scourge of healthy children.
  • Young Turks: Chris Christie is tired of diet Dictator Michelle Obama
  • Jimmy Dore: Chris Mathews goes full batshit bonkers on Chris Christie
  • Marco Rubio’s most ridiculous lie.
  • Maddow: GOP candidates deluded on Reagan Iran record.

President Obama asked about tampon tax by YouTuber Ingrid Nilsen.

Bill Maher wants Barack Obama for his 60th birthday.

Red State Update: Benghazi movie flop.

Why?

Why #Blacklivesmatter protests are happening all over America:

How to become a millionaire in one easy step.

White House: West Wing Week.

David Pakman: Conservatives are loosing it over “gender-inclusive” bathrooms.

Malicious Militia Men:

  • Reformed Whores: Questions for the Oregon militiamen:

  • Oregon’s armed Yokel Haram could face 10+ years in prison.
  • David Pakman: Militant convicted of killing his father claims he can carry a gun.
  • Farron Cousins and Howard Nations: The Oregon militiamen are the real welfare queens.

Thom: Finding America’s missing voters.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: Congressional factions.

How the Tea Party is splitting the G.O.P.

This billionaire thinks you should be paid more.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about memory.

Making a Killing: Guns, Greed & The NRA.

World of Water Woes:

  • Mark Fiore: Austerity Man!
  • Sam Seder: Governor Rick Snyder (R-MI) completely failed the people of Flint
  • Farron Cousins: Republican Governor knowingly poisoned the city of Flint, Michigan
  • Hillary Clinton calls out the poisoning of Flint, MI.
  • Chris Hayes and Michael Moore: Flint’s water crisis.
  • The city poisoned by its tap water.
  • Young Turks: Flint residents are getting past due notices for water bills.
  • Sam Seder: FAUX suggests Flint residents sort of did it to themselves
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Flint’s water crisis.

Follow the money: The truth about Citizens United.

Seth Meyers: Bernie and Hillary.

Comedy Central: Wrestling with History in Whitesboro, NY.

Thom with The Good, the Bad and The Very, Very Cleocentricly Ugly!

How to build a car.

Trevor Noah: Breaking down the Republican and Democratic debates.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread 1-22

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/22/16, 7:09 am

I had to get up early on Wednesday, and I’m still messed up today. Really feeling the lack of sleep, even an hour or so, is kind of an adult thing. I’m sure when I was a teenager and didn’t get home until super late, I’m sure it screwed me up just as bad. But I think I just pushed past it. I’m actually feeling it now. A couple days later.

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Stop Shooting People

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 1/21/16, 10:16 pm

Oh hey, another day another pointless shooting in a movie theater.

A woman was shot Thursday night at a movie theater at The Landing in Renton, according to police.

Crews responded to the scene after reports of a shooting after 8 p.m.

She was taken to Harborview Medical Center but her condition is unknown. Police are searching for the shooter: one male.

I hope the best for her physically and psychologically. And I hope everyone at the theater who had to witness that shit gets the help they need.

But also, just a note to anyone thinking of getting drunk with a gun and shooting a theater. Or shooting a theater without getting drunk: Just don’t. Just fucking don’t. Leave your gun before you start drinking. Don’t shoot people. Whatever reason is going through your mind, whatever justification you’re making, don’t shoot people. Don’t shoot anyone. I’m so sick and tired of this.

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Schadenfreude Alert: Watch Tim Eyman Learn a Court Has Ruled I-1366 Unconstitutional!

by Goldy — Thursday, 1/21/16, 12:06 pm

Tim Eyman says he's "shocked" judge ruled I-1366 unconstitutional. Here's video of him reading ruling. #waleg pic.twitter.com/ezf2ckSVBO

— Drew Mikkelsen (@drewmikkelsenk5) January 21, 2016

As expected by just about everybody with even a cursory understanding of the law (you know, everybody but Tim), King County Superior Court Judge William L. Downing ruled today that Initiative 1366 is unconstitutional on grounds that… well… really… it’s hard to find a ground on which I-1366 isn’t unconstitutional.

Initiative I-1366 would have slashed the state sales tax by a penny starting in April (at a cost of about $1.4 billion a year), unless the legislature put a 2/3 supermajority for tax increases constitutional amendment on the November ballot. But Downing tossed it out in its entirety, ruling that I-1366 “exceeds the scope of the initiative power,” that it “violates art XXIII the Washington constitution in usurping the role of the legislature by proposing precise terms for a constitutional amendment,” that it “abridges the plenary powers of the 2016 legislature by tying its hands in an impermissible way,” and, of course, that it violates the “single subject” clause of Article II, section 19 by including “three separate subjects and purposes [that] cannot be said to possess a rational unity.”

Congratulations, Tim, on winning the quadfecta of unconstitutionality!

No doubt Downing’s decision will be appealed—but also no doubt it will be upheld, and his quick ruling takes the distraction completely off the table for the current 60-day legislative session. As for Tim, I could watch his pained expression all day long. What a horse’s ass.

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WA State Rep. Mary Dye (R-Scoldville) Asks Lobbying Teens If They’re Virgins

by Goldy — Wednesday, 1/20/16, 1:14 pm

WA state Rep. Mary Dye: protective den mother or victorian scold?

WA state Rep. Mary Dye: protective den mother or victorian scold?

Republican state Rep. Mary Dye is getting a lot of grief over her encounter with some teen lobbyists:

OLYMPIA — Walking into a meeting Monday morning with state Rep. Mary Dye, a group of Eastern Washington high-school students didn’t expect to be asked about their virginity.

But visiting as part of Planned Parenthood’s annual Teen Lobbying Day, the group of about a half-dozen got that question from Dye, a Republican lawmaker from Pomeroy, Garfield County. … Dye asked if the students were virgins and suggested one was not, according to the students and Rachel Todd, a Planned Parenthood worker accompanying the kids.

… “I’ve never been in any type of meeting, especially with teens,” Todd said, “where an adult, especially an adult legislator, was so incredibly disrespectful and inappropriate.”

Incredibly inappropriate for sure. But in her defense, perhaps Dye’s lecture on abstinence was merely meant to protect them from Rep. Matt Manweller?

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Open Thread 1-20-2016

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/20/16, 7:08 am

You would think that despite all the very real differences between Democrats and Republicans that the legislature could come together and figure out getting rape kits tested. But it turns out that testing rape kits isn’t free. And while real progress was made last session, it’s still not there and we still need to pay for them.

So the new bill going through the legislature is mostly to the good. But Seattlish explains why an admissions tax on strip clubs is not the best way to pay for rape kits.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 1/19/16, 6:04 am

DLBottle

Last week we had the first week of the WA legislative session, the State of the Union Address, Republican and Democratic debates, and big things happening on the foreign policy front. Oh…and the Seahawks. So let’s call this a Debriefing Edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by and chat about it.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern. We start at 8:00pm.



Can’t make it to Seattle tonight? Check out one of the other DL meetings happening this week. Tonight the Tri-Cities, Vancouver, WA, and Shelton chapters also meet. The Lakewood meets on Wednesday. And on Thursday, the Tacoma, Bremerton, and Spokane, chapters meet.

There are 186 chapters of Living Liberally, including eighteen in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find—or go out and start—a chapter near you.

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Open Thread 1-18

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/18/16, 7:12 am

I had a thought in the last few minutes of yesterday’s game that I’ve had a few times when a team is down 9 or 10 points with a few minutes left and driving. I wonder if it might make more sense to just kick the field goal as soon as you get within the kicker’s range. Like 2nd and 5 but you made it to somewhere that you trust the kicker, just bring him on.

My thinking is that you save however much time you would have taken if you get closer but still get the field goal. So if you can get the ball back, you have more time, and you know it’s 4 down territory the whole way.

The downsides are: (a) When there are 10 points: 2 touchdowns wins but a touchdown and a field goal only sends it to overtime. So maybe it only works on 9 points.(b) It maybe sends a message to your offense that you don’t trust them. I don’t think that’s true. Maybe tell them you’re going to go for 2 if they score if that will make a difference. (c) Something something momentum. Every football announcer talks about momentum like it’s a thing so 7 points is momentumier than 3. But I don’t buy momentum as a thing. (d) The other team only needs to get a field goal to put it away. Maybe, but the point here is that you trust your defense. If the other team can get to field goal range, they’ve probably eaten enough clock that the game would be over if you’d dilly dallied around for a few minutes before kicking the field goal.

I’m sure there are others downsides that I haven’t thought of. Generally the coaches who live and breathe this stuff know more than some jerk who has seen like half of the games. But the open threads are fast becoming a random thoughts column, so here’s another one.

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HA Bible Study: 1 Samuel 5:6

by Goldy — Sunday, 1/17/16, 6:00 am

1 Samuel 5:6
But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon those of Ashdod, and He destroyed them and smote them with hemorrhoids.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 1/16/16, 12:50 am

Jimmy Dore: Republican liar claims Republicans aren’t anti-science knuckle-draggers.

The 2016 G.O.P. Clown Show:

  • Farron Cousins: The GOP’s immigration hoax.
  • Young Turks: Debate recap.
  • Sephen: Just 19 days away.
  • Farron Cousins: Another GOP debate devoid of issues
  • Young Turks: Best line of the debate….
  • David Pakman: First GOP debate of 2016 is an abortive freak show.
  • Trevor Noah: Singles night with Rand Paul.
  • Jimmy Dore:Jeb Bush on being a little bitch and releasing the W:

  • Jimmy Dore: Jeb Bush’s ‘mission accomplished’ joke and why he loves W
  • Young Turks: Jeb! drums up the courage to call Trump a jerk.
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Trump’s White nationalist supporters
  • Comedians find Donald Trump boring.
  • Young Turks: Creepy Donald Trump rally.
  • Ann Telnaes: Trump is hard to swallow for the G.O.P.
  • Stephen: Trump didn’t fare well in the latest warlock poll
  • Young Turks: Trump refuses to return protester’s coat.
  • Young Turk: Cruz hits Trump over NY values…Trump hits back.
  • Farron Cousins: Ted Cruz fall victim to GOP Birfer hysteria
  • Seth Meyers: A Couple Things, Ted, about New York values.
  • David Pakman: Ted Cruz’s immigration ad is crazier than Trump’s
  • Sam Seder: Ted Cruz says Clinton needs a spanking.
  • Ted Cruz hits “New York values” at debate
  • PsychoSuperMom: Everybody hates Ted Cruz:

  • Ben Carson pitches a new movie.

Mental Floss: Misconceptions about beverages.

Stephen: A town called Whitesboro.

Jimmy Dore: Why Republicans never compromise and Democrats do.

Seth Meyers: El Chapo visits Late Night.

Malicious Militias:

  • Young Turks: Oregon Militia doesn’t want your bag of dicks…or do they?
  • Stephen: Oregon militia needs more stuff.
  • Young Turks: Man shot dead in drunken militia dispute
  • David Pakman: OR domestic terrorists make hilarious list of demands

Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Seth Meyers does Trevor Noah.

When guys go off their birth control.

John Oliver comes back for Season 3.

Baby got PACs:

Jimmy Dore: Ron Paul solves Oregon standoff with classic Ron Paul reasoning.

State O’ The Union Be Good:

  • The whole SOTU Enchilada.
  • Jimmy Dore: Paul Ryan dead-eyed during SOTU.
  • Stephen: The great of the Union.
  • Test Tube News: What has Obama accomplished as President?
  • SOTU in three minutes.
  • SOTU response in two minutes
  • Republican base turns on Nikki Haley.
  • Thom’s State of the Union
  • Obama mic drop: 1999
  • Thom: The Socialist response to the SOTU.
  • Obama’s final SOTU.
  • Stephen: Obama’s final SOTU.
  • Ann Telnaes: The tragic state of our union.
  • Jimmy Dore: Obama’s Sputnik line results in bullshit from right wing water boy.

Trevor Noah: The legend of Bernie Sanders.

Obama: Will Michelle run for President?

Matthew Filipowicz: Snyder administration defends water crisis handling.

Jimmy Dore: Political news (and jokes) of the week.

FAUX Business News asks most offensive question asked at a GOP debate, so far.

Obama’s biggest regret as President.

Gunz:

  • Sam Seder and Zach Silk: Obama’s plan to reduce gun violence.
  • Farron Cousins: Right Wing hate fuels surge in gun sales
  • American gun laws depend on a comma.
  • Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry celebrates open carry by naming his gun something purty:
    https://youtu.be/12ZxvbPh6dY
  • Mark Fiore: Obama Control.
  • David Pakman: Man ranting about Obama’s gun actions opens fire, gets shot dead

Mental Floss: 32 facts about body language.

Follow the Money: Big Money fighting legal pot.

Stephen with some Powerball Tips.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/15/16, 7:07 am

Despite the latest setbacks (and the fact that I was originally anti-tunnel) I still think we have an obligation to press on with the bad idea. There was a vote and that still matters.

That said, the safety doesn’t seem all that assured. Maybe we should close the Viaduct before the tunnel gets to under it. That sounds bad for already bad traffic, but then again so does pretty much everything about this project from jump.

The Viaduct is always a downer to write about so feel under no obligation in an open thread. Talk about whatever!

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Republican Clown Show Open Thread

by Darryl — Thursday, 1/14/16, 5:16 pm

I’m heading over to the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (our DL bar) to meet a couple of friends and watch the “debate”. Please join me if you feel so inclined. Otherwise join the fun in the comment thread below.

5:47: Talking heads populate the tube in the Roanoke.

5:53: Reince Priebus makes the laughable claim that the Republicans are the party of diversity. Riiiiiigggggghhhhht.

5:58: Goddamnit. If they are going to sing the Star Spangled Banner at the start of a debate, I fucking want a ball, referees with whistles, timeouts, injuries, and the occasional physical altercation.

6:04: What the fuck the Canadian guy dodges the question about employment and economic growth to babble about Obama not mentioning “prisoners” that Obama knew were not prisoners? What a putz!

"The next Commander-in-Chief is standing on this stage." — Ted Cruz #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/gJ2lIoQru2

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 15, 2016

6:08: Kasich is in a particularly babbly mood this evening. No idea what the take-home was from that.

6:10: Chris Christie thinks Americans are cowards!

6:12: It is funny watching Cruz and Christie try to make something evil out of the Iranian incident. It is like they’ve rehearsed and rehearsed and then when it turns out to be absolutely nothing, they couldn’t not go ahead with their talking points.

6:16: Rubio seems angry….

6:17: Carson suggests that we no longer have “airforces” in 21st century warfare.

6:19: Paris has the “strictest no-good policy”, says Trump? It seems Trump got together before the debate to share in his stash of babble pills.

6:21: Ted Cruz does not seem to understand the difference between the news branch and the editorial branch of the NYT.

6:22: Cruz admitted he made a “paperwork error”. He’s toast. G.O.P. rule #12, “Never admit to an error!”

Major point of Goldman/Cruz story isn't the filing error. It's hypocrisy of bashing Goldman, then taking their $$ https://t.co/xtOKy9SslL

— Tim Mak (@timkmak) January 15, 2016

6:27: Birferism! Birferism!

Cruz makes me feel like a natural born citizen.

— digby (@digby56) January 15, 2016

6:30 Holy fuck…Trump bringing up how well he is doing in the polls borders on psychopathology. Totally inappropriate and awkward.

6:32: Cruz delivers a zinger, “I’ve been arguing before the Supreme Court…and I am not going to talk legal advice from Donald Trump.”

The real loser from this Trump v. Cruz birther debate is the rest of the GOP field. #GOPDebate

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

Everybody besides Trump and Cruz should just leave the stage

— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) January 15, 2016

6:37: Really, Rubio? Common Core is a threat to our nation? Somebody’s been dipping into the Drama Pill stash.

The Mantle of Anger would be a great name for a metal band

— Betsy Woodruff (@woodruffbets) January 15, 2016

Wait… is this the actual debate or the post-debate spin room? Because it kinda sounds like the latter. #GOPDebate

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

6:43: Someone should point out to Kasich…he is the Bernie Sanders of the Republican field.

No doubt, this will win the "Most Pathetic Line of the Debate" award. https://t.co/k7SYfiwstt

— Darryl Holman (@hominidviews) January 15, 2016

6:47: So far, Donald Trump has make a total ass of himself. Ben Carson and John Kasich have engaged in quasi-random babble. Ted Cruz has offered Trump the VP slot. Christie has endorsed Rubio. Rubio has come off as an angry psychopath. And Jeb Bush has almost smiled. Once.

To be fair, the comments section is destroying America. One caps lock at a time.

— Jon Ostrower (@jonostrower) January 15, 2016

Finally, a presidential candidate willing to run against internet comment sections. I mean it. I have waited years for this candidacy.

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) January 15, 2016


(Terrible news for Puddybud)

Did Neil Cavuto Just Blame Obama For The Bush Financial Crisis? (Hint: Yes, he did) https://t.co/pnBL5TWu1n

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 15, 2016

7:03: Wait…why is Cruz babbling on about NY?

7:03: Oh…for punchline, “Not a lot of conservatives come from NY”. Trump: “Well…William F. Buckley….” Trump does a nice job modulating down to make Cruz come off as a bit hyper.

7:05: Trump goes all Rudy on us. 9/11 9/11 9/11

7:06: Jeb Bush points out that the U.S. Navy is only 1/2 the size as it was in Desert Storm. Ummm…someone should inform the Gov. that most of the decline happened under his brother.

Is Strom Thurmond a person you want to tip your hat to? #GOPDebate

— Jonathan Sitko (@JTSitko) January 15, 2016

7:13: Someone should point out to Marco Rubio during this debate that he is not running against Obama.

7:14: FAUX Business moderators went out of their way to humiliate Lindsey Graham by calling him out as an audience member. Classy!

7:15: Carson is embarrassingly clueless about all things international. Please make him stop talking…for his own sake.

Chris Christie sure does talk fast, but not particularly loud. That's why I'm voting for Rubio—he's fast AND loud. #GOPDebate

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

They make it sound like Obama and Clinton are holding hands and running through a field of daisies and making plans to destroy the nation.

— Civic Skunk Works (@civicskunkworks) January 15, 2016

Christie on Obama: "This guy is a petulant child" https://t.co/4Lj5fC15cQ #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/RaiDdBocSk

— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) January 15, 2016

Jeb Bush trying crazy strategy of talking rationally. Trump to bury him in three…two….one…

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 15, 2016

7:24: Please Donald….tell us you want to torture the baby of the two TERRIBLE San Bernardino people.

7:27: Again…Rubio goes after Obama instead of Clinton. Is he fishing for the KKK demographic?

If I am elected president, I will deport Ted Cruz back to Cuba. Or Canada. Or wherever.

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

Where did ISIS come from? That's the question you should really be answering, man. https://t.co/hPF3CBHnvn

— Carla Axtman (@carlaaxt) January 15, 2016

Carson: We need a group of experts (because I don't know shit about foreign or domestic policy) #GoPDebate

— Michael Maddux (@michaeljmaddux) January 15, 2016

Literally nothing Trump is saying about China right now is accurate.

— Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) January 15, 2016

7:37: OH MY GWAD….CHINA DEVALUED THE YEN!!!!

Is Christie really suggesting that the best way to address our nation's $3.6 trillion infrastructure deficit is to cut corporate taxes?

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

The odds of you dating a supermodel are 88,000 to 1—much better than winning the Powerball.

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) January 15, 2016

"Hi, I'm Ben Carsen, I may be a neurosurgeon, but beyond that, ii'm a fucking moron" #GOPDebate

— Michael Maddux (@michaeljmaddux) January 15, 2016

Carson will rebuild infrastructure by not spending money. #thatshowabrainsurgeonrolls

— Sam Seder (@SamSeder) January 15, 2016

If Carson's mother was Sec of Treasury he'd try to kill the Sec of Treasury, or something. #GOPDebate

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

Oh my. Carson think Treasury Secretary controls budget surpluses/deficits.

— Dan Primack (@danprimack) January 15, 2016

But, but, but, Ted, if we "eliminate the ObamaCare Taxes", how will we fund the Death Panels???

— Darryl Holman (@hominidviews) January 15, 2016

Now Marco Rubio is running against Barack Obama, the retiring Sen. Reid, and Rep. Pelosi. Earth to Marco….

— Darryl Holman (@hominidviews) January 15, 2016

Um… there's more #GOPDebate coming up? Will this hell never end?

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

But how does the Cat in the Hat feel about the VAT?

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) January 15, 2016

8:04: Kasich created a task force about a year ago. Clearly qualified to be POTUS.

They’re com­ing to kill you, Amer­ica. Dirty bombs. Cy­ber-at­tacks. Elec­tro­mag­net­ic pulses. Dodd and Frank. https://t.co/RHFFwpnFZL

— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) January 15, 2016

Rubio: "Doctors and engineers and fiancees are coming to kill us!" Or something. #GOPDebate

— Goldy (@GoldyHA) January 15, 2016

This debate was over 10 minutes ago. We have now crossed the debate event horizon. No one knows what lies beyond.

— Peter Suderman (@petersuderman) January 15, 2016

I wonder what Jeb Bush is talented at doing. I’ve only seen him at debates. #GOPDebate

— Dominic Holden (@dominicholden) January 15, 2016

8:16: Holy crap…this is a Debate Moderator FILLIBUSTER!

#GOPDebate Closing statements! Kasich – I would have been a good GOP candidate 20 years ago.

— Left Out Loud (@LeftOutLoud) January 15, 2016

8:22: Christie; “…fight…fight…fight…fight…fight…” Ummm…this isn’t a man I want in charge of the nuclear codes….

Ben Carson just out here selling mixtapes now. He doesn't want to be president.

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#GOPDebate J̶e̶b̶!̶ Jeb had zero energy tonight. It's like @realDonaldTrump took his exclamation mark away!

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8:27: Trump: Iranian wise guys?!? Didn’t three of them visit Jesus?

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Business Insider puts Washington state at the bottom of the list of state economies

by Darryl — Wednesday, 1/13/16, 10:01 pm

Business Insider has published a ranking of state economies, and Washington State is at the very bottom of their list. Right down there after 49 other states and D.C. Oh…wait, the list is in descending order of rank.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…since when did Business Insider become a socialist-loving, minimum-wage-increase-approving, leftist pinko publication?

I suppose their methods account for something like per-capita arugula sales or Kumbaya downloads, no?

We ranked the economies of all the states and DC on seven measures: unemployment rates; GDP per capita; average weekly wages; recent growth rates for nonfarm payroll jobs; GDP; house prices; and wages. For more on our methodology, click here.

What the?!?

Here’s what they found:

Washington state scored extremely well on most of our metrics. Its Q2 2015 annualized GDP growth rate was a stunning 8.0%, by far the highest among the states and DC. The November 2015 average weekly wage of $1,073 was the second highest in the country, and was 5.6% higher than the weekly wage in November 2014, the third highest wage growth rate.

Huh…there goes Seattle’s minimum wage law utterly destroying our state again.

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