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wednesdayopenthread

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I think I might do the Wednesday open threads on the way home. See how y’all like it. This is definitely not just because I forgot to put one up this morning. Thank you and God bless.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottlePlease join us Tuesday for an evening of politics and conversation over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the room at the rear of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? There are 251 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, six in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or consider starting your own chapter.

HA Bible Study: Judges 11:29-40

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Judges 11:29-40

Then the Spirit of the LORD came upon Jephthah. He crossed Gilead and Manasseh, passed through Mizpah of Gilead, and from there he advanced against the Ammonites. And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD : “If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the LORD’s, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”

Then Jephthah went over to fight the Ammonites, and the LORD gave them into his hands. He devastated twenty towns from Aroer to the vicinity of Minnith, as far as Abel Keramim. Thus Israel subdued Ammon.

When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of tambourines! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither son nor daughter. When he saw her, he tore his clothes and cried, “Oh! My daughter! You have made me miserable and wretched, because I have made a vow to the LORD that I cannot break.”

“My father,” she replied, “you have given your word to the LORD. Do to me just as you promised, now that the LORD has avenged you of your enemies, the Ammonites. But grant me this one request,” she said. “Give me two months to roam the hills and weep with my friends, because I will never marry.”

“You may go,” he said. And he let her go for two months. She and the girls went into the hills and wept because she would never marry. After the two months, she returned to her father and he did to her as he had vowed. And she was a virgin.

Discuss.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Stephen: The sketch of Stormy Daniels’ perpetrator looks very familiar.

MoJo debunks the biggest myths about voter fraud.

Stephen: Wu-Tang wants their album back, Jeff Sessions.

The Atlantic: When Einstein warned the world.

Golf Pro Dotard Трамп And His Caddies:

Full Frontal: Medicinal cannabis for all.

Wendover: How to design impenetrable airport security.

Roy Wood Jr.: CP time—The fair housing act turns 50

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Chris Hayes: Senator Tammy Duckworth’s 10-day-old daughter makes history.

Thinking About the Earth:

MoJo: Here are the country’s worst voter laws.

Rachel Maddow: James Comey—I don’t believe that Loretta Lynch did anything improper

Farron Cousins: Alex Jones admits live on air that he’s a total liar and scumbag

Adam ruins Copernican mythology.

Chris Hayes: West Virginia GOP Senate candidate is a convicted criminal.

Loitering While Black:

Samantha Bee: It’s not hard to hire women and people of color.

Trevor: A series of gunfortunate events

The Atlantic: When tax cuts failed.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Mannity And His Cleaning Man:

MoJo: The architects of voter suppression in America.

Songify the News: MEMES & YODEL TRAP.

Trevor with Karlie Kloss on Getting girls excited about coding with Kode With Klossy.

Vox: How Parkland student David Hogg beats his critics.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Thread Open

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I don’t have anything to read over the weekend! I have several books on hold at the library, so I don’t want to start something that will take me a long time to read. The Grant biography that everyone says is great will have to wait. Anyone reading something light breezy that would be available at the Central Library or Elliott Bay Books?

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets Tuesday night. Feel free to stop by…all are welcomed!

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the room at the rear of the tavern beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 251 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, six in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or consider starting your own chapter.

Open Thread 4/16

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I was unaware that there is an Eye of the Tiger PAC. Or that it’s run by Steve Scalise. Or that it had given money to Dino Rossi.

But back to Eye of the Tiger PAC! Do you have to get permission when you use a song? PAC changes the meaning of a words before it more quickly than anything else I can think of. Survivor are from Chicago, and Eye of the Tiger is used in Rocky III, but Scalise is from Louisiana.

HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 7

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Deuteronomy 7
When the LORD your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations—the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites, seven nations larger and stronger than you- and when the LORD your God has delivered them over to you and you have defeated them, then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. Do not intermarry with them. Do not give your daughters to their sons or take their daughters for your sons, for they will turn your sons away from following me to serve other gods, and the LORD’s anger will burn against you and will quickly destroy you. This is what you are to do to them: Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones, cut down their Asherah poles and burn their idols in the fire. For you are a people holy to the LORD your God. The LORD your God has chosen you out of all the peoples on the face of the earth to be his people, his treasured possession.

Discuss.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Vox: What melting sea ice means for life in the Arctic.

Trevor: So much news, so little time.

Lauren Meyer: Pay your teachers well:

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The left tries to silence Laura Ingraham

De-Facebook:

Jim Jefferies: Oklahoma teachers aren’t taking the government’s crap anymore.

Stephen: Tucker Carlson stole Stephen’s panda bit.

Vox: How border walls disrupt nature.

Malala: Don’t clip the wings of women.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Drag queen story time.

The Dotard Трамп:

John Oliver: Crisis pregnancy centers.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: False flag—Is a crisis actor posing as Alex Jones?:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Paul Ryan Chickens Out:

Adam ruins ancient gladiators.

Newsbroke: The religion of libertarianism.

Jonathan Mann: Ten State Senators voted for bestiality.

Vox: Why Black Americans are getting less sleep.

Trevor: Kim Jong-un transitions from reclusive madman to super social madman.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottlePlease join us Tuesday evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for conversations over beverages of choice. All are welcomed!

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the room at the rear of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 251 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, six in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or consider starting your own chapter.

HA Bible Study: Exodus 32:24-29

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Exodus 32:24-29
Moses saw that the people were running wild and that Aaron had let them get out of control and so become a laughingstock to their enemies. So he stood at the entrance to the camp and said, “Whoever is for the LORD, come to me.” And all the Levites rallied to him.

Then he said to them, “This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’ ” The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died. Then Moses said, “You have been set apart to the LORD today, for you were against your own sons and brothers, and he has blessed you this day.”

Discuss.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Slate: Why Democrats are blue and Republicans are Red—and why it’s the opposite everywhere else.

NOVA: Climate change’s best hope.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: “Roseanne” gives conservatives a safe space

Jimmy Kimmel responds to Sean Hannity’s vicious attacks.

The “Very Stable Genius” Dotard Трамп and Friends:

NOVA: The science of whoopee cushions.

Young Turks: Billionaire bigots spreading anti-Muslim propaganda

Adam Ruins Everything: How JFK almost caused World War 3.

Eugene Robinson: MLK was complicated. We should remember him that way.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: War on men—The beginning of the end

It’s Like Fucking Ground Hog Day—Another Goddamn Mass Shooting!

The Atlantic: The human face of a prison sentence.

Vox: What America’s shopping mall decline means for social space

Tide CEO: You gotta stop eating Tide Pods.

Bill Maher: New rule—Pencils down.

WaPo: What is the nuclear option?

Minute Earth: Are plastics too strong?

America’s Pravda:

Jim Jefferies finds flaws in sex trafficking prevention bills.

Francesca Fiorentini: The fight between progressives and centrists

Vox: China’s trillion dollar plan to dominate global trade.

Minute Physics: Special relativity chapter 3—Lorentz transformations

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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