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HA Bible Study: 1 Timothy 5:11-15

by Goldy — Sunday, 4/9/17, 6:00 am

1 Timothy 5:11-15
As for younger widows, do not put them on such a list. For when their sensual desires overcome their dedication to Christ, they want to marry. Thus they bring judgment on themselves, because they have broken their first pledge. Besides, they get into the habit of being idle and going about from house to house. And not only do they become idlers, but also busybodies who talk nonsense, saying things they ought not to. So I counsel younger widows to marry, to have children, to manage their homes and to give the enemy no opportunity for slander. Some have in fact already turned away to follow Satan.

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  1. 1

    Look on the bright side spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 9:42 am

    It’s all a bunch of made-up stuff. Nothing to get excited about.

  2. 2

    The Wisdom of PissCan spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 9:52 am

    Whores!

  3. 3

    DeathFrogg spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 11:33 am

    Thus women who have learned a lesson or two in their life and have developed a functioning independence of mind have turned to Satan.

    This is what Conservatives believe.

  4. 4

    originalcinner spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 3:15 pm

    Hey, Satan! Slow down! I can’t follow you if you keep up that pace. I’m trying to get on with some idling here.

  5. 5

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 4:55 pm

    Is this the explanation to the Khardashians? I just thought it was something in the water in New Jersey. Sorry still confused over the whole Khardashian thing. Still they are probably set up to become America’s next political family in the late 2020’s 2030’s or so.

  6. 6

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 5:05 pm

    @3 It is unknown if Paul was ever married. All those books, and no mention if he was or was not ever married and to whom. I don’t think he would be much of an expert on marriage, ect. Maybe he hung out with whores a lot. I’m not sure in that time and area of the world that there would be a lot of independent women. Though there were clearly a lot more independent women in Rome. Some through necessity and others just being them. Unfortunately Paul is not consistent in his views on women, and it’s highly likely that 1 Timothy was not written by him.

    And Conservative Communists in Russia certainly don’t believe in women turning to Satan. And not all American conservatives believing in rugged individualism, and how American female prostitutes tamed the west, believe in the claptrap you are spreading.

  7. 7

    Look on the bright side spews:

    Sunday, 4/9/17 at 8:33 pm

    Actually, Paul was gay.

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    Tuesday, 4/11/17 at 9:03 am

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