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The Daily Show celebrates Earth Day by tackling climate change

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  2. 2

    So, the two domestic violence victims who were in court in Milwaukee to testify against the POS woman-beating illegal alien showed up for nothing, because the POS judge took the case off of her docket that day in order to assist the POS woman-beating illegal alien in his escape from a federal immigration arrest.

    Nice.

  3. 3

    2028 is just around the corner.

    Illinois Governor Candidate Removed Mansion’s Toilets To Dodge Taxes, Report Finds

    Pritzker is the Democratic nominee, a venture capitalist, and a very wealthy man — an heir to the Hyatt Hotels fortune, he’s worth $3.2 billion.

    In 2007, Pritzker and his wife bought a second mansion next to the one they live in on Chicago’s Astor Street, for $3.7 million. As The Chicago Sun-Times reported, that mansion remained vacant and was allowed to fall into disrepair.

    And then in October 2015, according to a report by Cook County Inspector General Patrick Blanchard, the Pritzkers had five toilets removed from the second house so that it would be classified as “uninhabitable” in a property tax appeal filed by the Pritzkers. Cook County assesses vacant properties at 10 percent of the market value.

    The Dumbfuck Rabbit shithole has no working toilets, but it’s not to save tax dollars. It’s because he cannot afford to repair them.

    As a result, the inspector general writes, “the County ultimately fell victim to a scheme to defraud … which resulted in the property owner ultimately receiving property tax refunds totaling $132,747.18 for the years 2012, 2013 and 2014, as well as additional tax savings of $198,684.85 for the years 2015 and 2016.”

    But this POS billionaire will have no trouble at all raising your taxes.

  4. 4

    Lawyers giving attorney/client priveledge material, isn’t that an offense that could lead to being dis-barred?

  6. 6

    Nah. We don’t need tourists from overseas.

    MGM Resorts Las Vegas laying off all Concierge staff at all properties except Aria and Bellagio. Closing down Luxor Buffet.

  7. 7

    @5

    When the truth is inconvenient…

    In mid-2000, Giuffre met Ghislaine Maxwell when working as a spa attendant at Donald Trump’s private Mar-a-Lago club while reading a book about massage therapy.

    Wonder what the average age of the all female spa attendant staff is at Mar-a-Lago is. She was pretty old for Donald when he introduced this 17 year old to his good friend a convicted sex trafficker.

  8. 8

    2,

    You finally have a fucking point.

    Try not to lose it.

    State court judges have duties. And there are judicial conduct review panels to intervene. If a judge abused her authority for whatever reason they should be referred for review and discipline. Also, and not for nothing, they have to stand for reelection.

    But falsifying a sworn affidavit to make up fake criminal charges because lazy Fat Ass ICE agents are frustrated is a stupid stunt that pits the federal government against state courts for political purposes that will blow up in Propaganda Pammie’s fat face.

  9. 9

    Realizing most if not all of the parts are imported…

    Japanese automaker Subaru has announced plans to relocate portions of its manufacturing operations out of the United States, citing the impact of steep tariffs imposed by the Trump administration. The decision, reported by multiple outlets, underscores the ripple effects of Trump’s trade policies on the U.S. auto industry and raises concerns about potential job losses in key manufacturing states.

    All of the Outbacks sold in Canada used to he assembled in the US. Now Subaru says they will import them directly from Japan.

    Lafayette IN losing as many as 6000 manufacturing jobs.

  10. 10

    J. D. Vance took a forty car entourage to go kill the Pope through Rome’s notoriously narrow streets.

    And demanded the Coliseum be empty while he and his family visited. To be fair probably the secret service but thousands if tourists with prepaid entry tines got screwed.

    All this at Easter, the height of tourist season in Rome during a Jubilee year.

  12. 12

    DOJ issued a memo to ICE claiming that ‘reasonable suspicion’ is legal justification for entering any private building regardless of warrant.

    So all y’all with your arsenal to water the tree if liberty from time to time are oddly silent.

  13. 13

    12,
    They need some predicating events.
    Getting a few ICE agents shot to death will serve, I guess.

    Guys who show up on your doorstep with no identification wearning masks who begin to batter down your door are liable to be shot. I guess my only recommendation is to make it count. Trying to scare off paramilitary thugs with gunfire is a sure way to trigger a massive response ending with police dropping fire bombs.

    Then Stephen Miller can declare “Marshul Law!!” and begin the invasions from neighboring states. This is why Bob Fergusson just signed a new law making it illegal for any other state’s national guard to be present in Washington state without first having obtained the Governor’s permission.

    It isn’t as if such a law will stop Fat Hitler. But it will be likely to slow and impede the cooperation he’ll need when he makes further moves to remove state authority and consolidate control.

  16. 16

    Special daddy-daughter celebration Normie Republican style

    Just the way Bob likes it. I’m sure he’s gathering ideas for future use…with the horses of ourse

  17. 17

    @13 Gonna be a lot more Breonna Taylors getting shot in their beds, and at $16 million a pop, the bills will add up pretty fast.

  20. 20

    Donnie is threatening Wikipedia if it doesn’t start being ‘more fair’ to him.

    Never mind that Wikipedia is famously open sourced, edited by volunteers…

  21. 21

    Good to see this happening, when you have fewer manufacturers, prices go up. In the 30-40ft heavy-duty category, down to just two manufacturers that do both electric and diesel/CNG. NOW ENC is back. Looking at their battery offerings, they got a 32ft version. Kitsap Transit is phasing out diesel, but the routes operating out of the Port Orchard Ferry Terminal will get a reprieve. Those use 30ft buses,

    https://www.metro-magazine.com/10239790/enc-to-restart-transit-bus-production-deliveries-under-new-ownership

  22. 22

    13)Too bad we never clarified the no private armies rule in the state constitution.

  23. 23

    ICE has now deported at least THREE children who are U.S. citizens, hastily and without any kind of process, one of whom is a cancer patient deported “deported without medication or medical consultations.” The kids are 2, 4, and 7 years old.

    https://www.rawstory.com/us-deports-3-american-children-including-cancer-patient-rights-groups/

    These kids have been traumatized for life. Their civil rights have been violated, so obviously §1983 causes of action exist.

    Provided they’re promptly returned to the U.S., which would obviate ongoing accumulation of damages, I’d say about $5 million for the kid with cancer, and $3 million apiece for the other two, and because their deportations were plainly ultra vires of any law or constitutional provision, I think the courts show impose personal liability on the perpetrators with joint and several liability for everyone involved, from ICE agents and pilots on up to cabinet secretaries and Trump himself. Give ’em a lien on Mar-a-Lago until the judgments are satisfied.

    Hey wait, since we don’t do trials or due process in America anymore, let’s impose liability by fiat! Right now! Unfair? Of course not, that’s just giving them a dose of their own medicine.

  24. 24

    A Vancouver B.C. man drove a truck into a Filipino street festival crowd Saturday evening, resulting in multiple fatalities and injuries. The incident is being called a mass casualty event. Unknown at this time whether it was intentional, but the 30-year-old man was already “known to police.”

  31. 31

    “We are a department store, and we set the price. I meet with the companies, and then I set a fair price, what I consider to be a fair price, and they can pay it, or they don’t have to pay it.”

    – Fat Hitler

    So, in other words, a centrally planned communist economy but with five day plans instead of five year plans, and the only “planner” on the central committee is a convicted felon so bad at business that he bankrupted casinos.

  32. 32

    In dismissing Martin’s case, the 11th Circuit largely agreed with that argument, saying courts can’t second-guess police officers who make “honest mistakes” in searches. The agent who led the raid said his personal GPS led him to the wrong place. The FBI was looking for a suspected gang member a few houses away.

    https://apnews.com/article/georgia-fbi-raid-supreme-court-lawsuit-9cb55aa6f45bbf02c29d84363c7c9e6f

    Bullshit.

    If courts and juries can be allowed to review the work of neurosurgeons they can be allowed to review the work of police. There is absolutely nothing categorical about police work that should render it so incomprehensible to the lay public that it can’t be judged and held to account for terrible incompetence and negligence when it is present.

    Most of what police actually do is drive around, talk to crime victims, and take reports. A guy in a termite truck has a more complex job.

  33. 33

    Eric – “I stole the donations from the pediatric cancer charity.”

    Donald – “Hold my underaged prostitute.”

  34. 34

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders now begging the Trump admin for denied disaster relief funding
    >> They have no transactional leverage. They have nothing to bribe the Republicans with and it’s not like the voters will change and vote for Dems.

  35. 35

    This true?
    “Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China.”

  37. 37

    Dumb cunts gonna dumbcunt.

    Alex Berenson
    @AlexBerenson
    ·
    7h

    The @nytimes story on the January DC plane crash hides its takeaway until the last sentences: the lady helicopter pilot ignored multiple warnings from her right seat about altitude (and his directly telling her to turn away) and flew straight into a passenger jet.

    The end. Ugh.

    No wonder they didn’t want to release her name after the crash.

  38. 38

    @31 I suspected that kid would grow up to be a communist, and now that it’s out in the open, I feel vindicated.

  39. 39

    @ 35

    This true?
    “Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead.

    Of course not. But I have to say, it is truly heartening that you asked. No, really.

    Here’s the shipping calendar: https://www.nwseaportalliance.com/cargo-operations/vessel-schedules-and-calendar

    There might not be Chinese names after this week, but there are plenty of other nationalities.

    Thank you for not believing everything you read. This is new for you.

  40. 40

    @ 32

    There is absolutely nothing categorical about police work …

    You mean other than raiding in the dead of night so there is less risk of being shot dead by the perp?

    I agree that monetary liability should exist. But let’s not conflate before-dawn police raids with the postman dropping the mail in the door slot at high noon.

    Kudos to the team leader for going back, apologizing, owning up, and leaving a card for the owner’s next step.

  41. 41

    @39 “There might not be Chinese names after this week, but there are plenty of other nationalities.”

    Whose freight volumes are driblets. Five countries — Mexico, China, Canada, Germany, and Japan — account for 53% of imports. Add Vietnam and South Korea and you’ve over 60%.

    https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/imports-by-country

    China is too big a hole to fill, dumbfuck. You’re not going to make up that much trade from any other country or collection of countries.

    Moreover, the object of Trump’s tariffs is to reduce imports to bring them into balance with exports. That’s a difference of $1.3 trillion a year; actually more when you factor in retaliation against U.S. exports. You’ll have net reductions of both incoming and outgoing freight.

    That translates into less work on the docks, less freight for railroads, fewer loads for truckers, less merchandise on store shelves. Gobs of American jobs will be lost. This is grade school math, dumbfuck.

  42. 42

    No man
    Has ever crashed a plane or a helicopter,

    Matter of fact planes and helicopters never ever crashed until them cunts started flying!

    WE WILL FIX That!

  43. 43

    @40 “Kudos to the team leader for going back, apologizing, owning up, and leaving a card for the owner’s next step.”

    Are you kidding? They’re fighting monetary compensation tooth and nail. You think an apology makes up for this?

    Every negligence case arises from an “honest mistake,” whether it’s a doctor’s diagnosis, pilot error, or a driving mistake. In a country where the people supposedly are supreme, and government is supposed to be subordinate to the people, how do you justify giving government carte blanche to make mistakes and deny innocent citizens any recourse? That’s contrary to the core ideology on which our society and government are founded.

    Moreover, giving police immunity from tort liability encourages police carelessness. If there are no consequences for going to the wrong address, there will be many more incidents of police going to the wrong address. Only lawsuits can give police sufficient incentive to exercise due care to avoid such incidents.

    You’re right, police work isn’t like delivering mail. Police negligence puts citizens in far greater danger, and causes far greater harm. That’s not a rationale to immunize police negligence from legal responsibility; it’s an argument for holding police liable for their mistakes.

  44. 44

    Trump has made a bold claim about the projected efficacy of his sky high tariffs …. On Sunday morning, Trump vowed in a post on Truth Social that income taxes for many Americans will be “substantially reduced” or even “completely eliminated” in the wake of the tariffs.

    “When Tariffs cut in, many people’s Income Taxes will be substantially reduced, maybe even completely eliminated,” he wrote. “Focus will be on people making less than $200,000 a year.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-tariffs-taxes-eliminated_n_680e4676e4b052c33e2744e9

    So, tariff revenue will be used for cutting taxes and federal revenue even more, not for reducing deficits. In other words, deficit reduction isn’t a Trump priority at all. Not one cent of priority.

  45. 45

    Given the dynamic nature of enforcement operations, officers in the field are authorized to apprehend aliens upon a reasonable belief that the alien meets all four requirements to be validated as an alien enemy. This authority includes entering an alien enemy’s residence to make an AEA apprehension where circumstances render it impracticable to first obtain a signed notice and warrant of apprehension and removal.

    https://www.rawstory.com/revealed-leaked-memo-shows-doj-ordering-ice-agents-to-invade-homes-without-warrants/

    This is a good way to get ICE agents killed by armed homeowners, especially if they make a habit of going to wrong addresses.

    And because Trumpers own most of the guns in this country, and are more inclined to have itchy trigger fingers, it’ll be Trumpers who do most of the killing.

    Texas, in particular, will become a very dangerous place for ICE agents acting on this policy.

  46. 46

    @ 41

    You’re not going to make up that much trade from any other country or collection of countries.

    And neither will China.

  47. 47

    Please, liberals, continue to insist that POS wife-beating human-trafficking, illegal aliens be brought back into the country so that they can continue to commit crimes in Maryland.

    (((Harry Enten)))
    @ForecasterEnten
    ·
    Immigration is “where Trump wants the focus… Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top.”

    -His net approval on immigration is positive

    -A plurality say under Trump immigration policy is on the right track (unlike under Biden)

    -Most want all undocumented immigrants deported

    2:39 / 2:39
    9:36 AM · Apr 17, 2025

    Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top.

  48. 48

    35)On Boat Watch, 3 ships moored at Harbor Island, although two are listed as bound for Canadian Ports. Only one had destination listed as USSEA. There was one other ship, car carrier Jean Anne. Jones Act vessel, but it’s at Vigor.

  49. 49

    Homebuyers Hit the Brakes as Economic Jitters Grow
    High home prices and high mortgage rates have left the market expensive, and even high-income buyers are pulling back as their stock-market portfolios take a hit. The Republican administration’s policies have fueled anxiety among consumers, agents said, causing them to delay purchases. The Republican’s new tariffs on imported goods, in particular, have upset financial markets, decreasing the wealth buyers can allocate to housing. Attempts to drastically reduce the size of the federal government have caused financial hardship for workers laid off from their jobs.

    In a Redfin survey conducted between April 10 and 14, about a quarter of respondents — including 25% of homeowners and 19% of renters — canceled plans for a major purchase due to tariffs. Nearly four in 10 respondents, including 41% of homeowners and 31% of renters, said the Republican’s tariff policy made them much less likely to make a big purchase like a home or car this year.

    Voting for Republicans caused this.

  50. 50

    His net approval on immigration is positive

    Only if you ignore more recent WaPo, AP, NYT and Fox polls

    See what happens when you repost random twatters.

    Keep talking about immigration. ESPECIALLY in light of three under 8 American citizens deported this week. One with Cancer.

    If Donnie has ONE issue Dumbfuck finds ‘stong’ he can be buried with it.

    39% overall 97 days in. That’s like really terrible, right? Historically terrible?

  51. 51

    But let’s not conflate before-dawn police raids with the postman dropping the mail in the door slot at high noon.

    Nobody did that.

    Quite the opposite. The 11th circuit suggests that police work is so incomprehensibly complex that it can’t be reviewed and held to account when it is performed incompetently.
    That’s ridiculous.
    Just like the Nazi Fucktard. 🤡

  52. 52

    Moreover, the object of Trump’s tariffs is to reduce imports to bring them into balance with exports.

    And only so long as you ignore our exports of services.

  54. 54

    Speaking of historically unprecedented in the modern era…

    They’ve been so busy shutting down the economy Donnie hasn’t sent judicial nominees to the Senate since taking office. None.

  56. 56

    @46 “And neither will China.”

    They don’t have to. They’re already redirecting their economy to domestic consumption.

    Neither do we need dollar stores, cheap kitchen gadgets from China, or all the other crappy goods we buy from them. I’ve been avoiding “Made In China” for years.

    The only thing China sells us that we really can’t do without is a long list of rare earth minerals used in things like Tesla car batteries.

    Oh, and China doesn’t need Tesla cars or Boeing jets,* either.

    * Not long ago Boeing jets were America’s #1 export by dollar value.

  57. 57

    @47 You still think this is about “the illegal alien.” It’s not. It’s about rule of law, due process, and obeying court orders.

    Just follow the fucking law and you’ll be fine. If you don’t, you’re as much an outlaw as you claim he is. Maybe more.

  58. 58

    Red, can’t say for certain but time will tell.

    There might not be Chinese names after this week, but there are plenty of other nationalities.

    You should have said “hardly any others”. It would have been more accurate, and it’s great and medical doctor smarts to think that this planned ETAs will actually happen. Count th chickens before they hatch?

  59. 59

    @ 41

    You’re not going to make up that much trade from any other country or collection of countries.

    And neither will China.

    See Red, he”s already backed down from what he said. Bank on the port being shut down.

  60. 60

    39% overall 97 days in. That’s like really terrible, right? Historically terrible?

    Yeah but 39% is a lucky number,

  61. 61

    I shared the data. It was no mandate. If it was the word wouldn’t have to be uttered by the con man. Only resident o lose the majority of votes cast, withe exception of when there was a formidable 3rd party contender.

  62. 62

    Bob is beyond a Dumbruck. Truly a narcissist that thinks he has a brain.

    As proven in @56

  63. 63

    Drumpf ran on being the Peace maker (I think he thought he was Jesus). And so far, no success in the Middle East, Ukraine, nor Africa.

    And instead he’s gone to war with China, Canada, Greenland, and right hear in his own country

    Nobody talks about his failings.

  64. 64

    Those people waiting for toys and waiting in breads lines are going to be like “yeah but he took care of the illegals”

  65. 65

    Loosen fishing regulations.

    More fishing. More boats. More people. More accidents. Less help on the way!!! Swim, you can make it! And when you get home you can slap your bitch.

    Oh and less people to eat fish, those that are only on a bread and water diet.

  67. 67

    @64 “Those people waiting for toys and waiting in breads lines are going to be like ‘yeah but he took care of the illegals’”

    If they can somehow get past the fact that all but a few hundred of them are still here, including virtually all of the gangbangers they’re so worried about, because ICE seems to be concentrating on rounding up sick and disabled American citizen kids.

  68. 68

    Get your fish here, get your fish! Only $.10/lb! Get your fish. (Can be heard in the background]

    Little Bobby you can’t have any toys, I told you!

  69. 69

    This really does make one heck of a fucking movie.

    Writers have to be already writing this one.

  70. 70

    Little Bobby how many times do I have to tell you! No toy! Now stop! We don’t want to upset your father now! Daddy could kill me!

  71. 71

    If they can somehow get past the fact that all but a few hundred of them are still here, including virtually all of the gangbangers they’re so worried about, because ICE seems to be concentrating on rounding up sick and disabled American citizen kids.

    Definitely part of this movie. Great scene.

    Cut to Drumpf supporter in the bread line waiting in the frigid cold with her hands rubbing as she blows into them and as she realizes it. Just at that moment. LITTLE BOBBY, I SAID NO! NO TOYS!

  73. 73

    @71 continued

    Meanwhile – Scene: : at the salon, Daddy is comfortably having a bourbon after a hard days of counting all the loss sales, declining and declining loses. He knows his lady is taking care of the household needs, or she better be otherwise you know what

  75. 75

    74)Finding a lot of great old movies, officially allowed or not, on YouTube. Was watching A Night to Remember, although that wasn’t the first movie about the disaster. One of the first was actually a German propaganda film that Goebels wasted a lot of Reichsmarks on, and didn’t release to German cinemas. He actually was afraid it would stir up audiences, but not against the allies. Well, they did add a fictional officer of German background questioning the recklessness of Captain Smith. Couldn’t have Germans see a German questioning authority. Saw a documentary on the German Titanic film, they said some of it was used in A Night to Remember, as the cinematography was good. The German liner in the film, was involved in a tragedy worse than the Titanic.

    Another good one found on YT is Pursuit of the Graf Spee. Too bad it was 20 years before Network. That Captain went from preying on merchant ships to being Mad as Hell and Can’t take it anymore.

  77. 77

    What I learned from Republican voters after 100 days. They didn’t vote for the economic pain. They DID vote for white supremacy and anti woke and anti DEI and erasing minorities, immigrants, LGBTQ and uppity women.

  78. 78

    Vegas is struggling
    Impressive that trump can not only bankrupt his own casinos, now he can bankrupt other people’s casinos.

  79. 79

    77,

    It’s an interesting perspective once their mask comes off.

    Even more so since it really appears that, at least for now, most of MAGA is willing to endure quite a lot of permanent economic disruption, and dismantling of the Constitution and individual freedoms and protections in order to get the bigotry they hunger for.

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