It’s time for more Republican kkkraaaaazzzzy! Tonight’s debate is brought to you by the odd team of Google and FAUX News.
The livestream can be found here.
I’ll liveblog as I have the chance and inclination…provided the dry heaving doesn’t turn into actual vomiting.
5:58: Okay…I’m getting a little more psyched. I’m curious to learn whose death will bring on raucous cheers from the audience, this time.
6:00: Gary Johnson is allowed to participate!?!
6:07: Bachmann wants everyone to keep every single dollar that they earn. Does she even know where her salary comes from?
6:08: Santorum said something, but I was writing the above comment. It sounded really icky anyway.
6:15: “And that dog don’t hunt”, Herman Cain channels Bill Clinton.
6:24: Nice…America’s least popular Governor (Scott) wishes the candidates good luck.
6:25: Rick Perry on Social Security: I didn’t really mean to eliminate Social Security…its just that we should allow people to be in other programs just like they are already doing in almost every state!
6:32: Why does Herman Cain hate Richard Nixon?!?
6:34: Newt brings back the Contract on America™!
6:41: Huh…did you know that Michele Bachmann is the mother of 5 biological children and foster mother of 23 children?
6:42: Huntsman one-ups two-ups Bachmann. He has 7 biological children.
6:44: The Great Wall of Bachmann
6:46: And…The Great Wall of Newt
6:48: And The Great Wall of Mitt
6:51: Chris Wallace just said, “Senator Santorum…no need to butt in!”
6:52: The Great Wall of Santorum. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
6:54: Someone should tell Ron Paul that the term “data bank” hasn’t been used since 1979.
