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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/22/25, 8:14 am

More people biking the Fremont Bridge. You guys. I don’t know how much that’s people coming back to work Downtown and how much it’s bike specific.

Amazon workers taking the Interurban Trail to work will probably boost that this year as they’re required to work from the office. I have mentioned that I haven’t noticed a huge uptick in people in coffee shops around Amazon; I also haven’t noticed more bikes. Yet.

Anyway, it’s cold as fuck, go warm up.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/17/25, 8:08 am

– Have you been waiting for the state rebate to get an e-bike? Well good news, come April you can get it.

– District 2, so many candidates.

– Man just the other day I saw a driver run a red and almost hit a blind man. Imagine feeling so entitled to do that that you get out of your car and attack them. Seriously, if any of you fuckers feel like that, give up driving.

– I have many problems with Clarence Thomas, but you have to admit he has expertise.

– Still working on an outro for openthreads. Tootles? G’Bye. Just back to wash your filthy hands without the COVID-19 link? You should wash your hands still. I’ve used enough men’s rooms to know many of you aren’t; Maybe something Bob Ferguson specific?

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/15/25, 8:00 am

Help! I am broken in ways that science can’t fix. I fucking love every story about municipal composting. Who makes such a person?

Anyway, today’s delightful entry in Carl has a problem is Spokane. What declares itself biodegradable and isn’t feels like a great annoyance. And probably a growing concern. I don’t know what is to be done.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/13/25, 8:02 am

– Hey eff a parking minimum.

– If you’ve seen the horror in Los Angeles and can help an animal out, well geez.

– I don’t understand transit in Spokane, but good luck to them.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 1/8/25, 8:31 am

– 2 years late, but congrats to SPD on firing a giant fuckup. Hopefully now the good apples can finally note that it’s bad to kill someone and then joke about it.

– Not just the Puget Sound, housing is expensive in Spokane too. Hopefully some of their newish reforms will bring prices down over time.

The Stranger has a bill tracker. I would advise you to find a bill you find interesting and good. Track it, sure, but also contact your legislators and try to get it passed. Maybe find an org that’s doing lobbying.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/6/25, 7:59 am

An hour ago, I didn’t know Washington state had an intercity bus. Now I would like to see it expanded. Maybe ride it, although it doesn’t seem super convenient to Seattle.

Have any of you taken it? Is it worse than the Greyhound bus would be on a similar route?

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/3/25, 7:56 am

With the new year, Amazon employees have to work from the office. I live fairly close to the headquarters, and have been working from home. I haven’t noticed — in two traditionally light days — particularly bad traffic. Or like coffee shops and restaurants being particularly full.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/30/24, 9:32 am

I hope that your holidays were and are a delight. Unless you prefer them bitter sweet and then, sure, that. Or if you don’t celebrate at least I hope work was a good pace. Back to the regular pace of nonsense come the new year.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/23/24, 8:38 am

– There are 109 more important things, but why are you buying a card with Ewoks on it and writing about a Disney princess?

– Transit in Rainier, pleez.

– Vancouver, please reject this nonsense.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/20/24, 8:09 am

Man fuck English ivy. Ban the shit out of it. I have pulled so many of the fuckers. I imagine many of you who aren’t apartment dwellers have pulled even more. They’re invasive fuckers and they choke out natives. Yuck.

But also whenever I see ivy sold at a garden store or whatever I have to wonder who buys it. Like fine, it can be a decorative indoor plant that can be contained to a pot. Just fucking grab some clippers and grab yourself some. Look at all those goddam roots, you don’t need to buy it. Honestly, if you’re buying it, you can’t be trusted with it.

And if you’re looking for outdoor use, why not go eat shit instead?

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/18/24, 8:08 am

– Shoreline!

– Burien?

– Seattle.

– I am not sure that Washington’s approach to sports gambling is good, but perhaps there isn’t a good option.

– There are going to be so many horrible things in the Trump Administration including the ICE raids.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/16/24, 8:16 am

Good morning.

It looks like bird flu is becoming a problem in humans. This is scary shit and will probably get worse in the Trump Administration. It’s something that a competent administration could dealt with, but we have seen that they are not a competent administration when it comes to disease management.

It seems from the article that Washington and Oregon are doing a better job of testing people than Idaho. Still, the diseases don’t stop at state borders.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/13/24, 8:17 am

Listen, people are innocent until proven guilty. And in general I am fine with people running for a district they don’t live in; Let the people decide. Still, the law is there, and you can’t just lie that blatantly.

Come on buddy.

So I guess let John Ley serve until he’s found guilty. But geez man. These Republicans who see election fraud everywhere sure are eager to commit some. Allegedly.

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Wednesday.

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/11/24, 7:59 am

– So much AI garbage pretending to be news. Wow.

– South Seattle getting shit on by the rest of the city.

– Man, who knew the requirements for how many stairs in a building could be so interesting.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/9/24, 7:55 am

– Bremerton fast ferry riders, test out the bike rack.

– Look at the sexy new trains for the Amtrak Cascades route.

– The Emerald talking about COVID-19 just because it’s still a threat.

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