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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/12/24, 8:21 am

– Seattle isn’t the only place that can’t deal with homelessness in anything approaching decency. So congratulations to Lacey on winning your court case that allows cruelty to the least of us.

– Don’t worry, Seattle you aren’t just catching strays.

– Also, Seattle, throw the book at the officer who laughed at Jaahnavi Kandula’s death.

– Is this too Seattle based? Here’s the info on the transportation levy.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/10/24, 8:19 am

So excited to see signs of the extended 1 Line popping up when I take light rail. Sorry I don’t know how to show a Bluesky post, but I was excited first about new maps and now the electronic signs being updated. It’s so cool to see my region doing this cool thing.

Anyway please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/8/24, 9:24 am

Hey, hey everyone. While we’re in the middle of the heatwave, can you please, please, please be respectful of people with the windows open? I like in the urban core of Seattle and I don’t have AC. So I have my window open. Like, I don’t like cars in general, but if you’re revving it after midnight or cranking loud music, don’t. Just fucking don’t.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday But It Feels Weird Since Thursday Was A Holiday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/5/24, 8:31 am

I hope you all had a lovely 4th. I went to a citizenship ceremony at Seattle Center that was lovely. But I was probably in the sun for too long.

And man is it going to be too hot for a while. So remember your sunscreen wear a hat, and drink more water than you think you need. Make peeing clear your goal if you’ve been outside for long stretches.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/3/24, 8:23 am

Hey, maybe not so many fireworks, OK?

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/1/24, 8:22 am

I know actual litigation would drag on and be miserable. But geez. Boeing really deserves a lot harsher punishment than the plea deal they’re likely to take. Honestly, it would be good for company executives to suffer real consequences.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/28/24, 8:16 am

– After having not watched the debate, I am still firmly in the Biden camp.

– Moar sidewalks, but you know, actually fund them.

– Moar CARE Program.

– There are too many killer cops. Prosecute them all.

– Anyway please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible .

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/26/24, 8:44 am

Jesus, man. SPD arresting people for writing “peaceful protest” and “fuck SPS” in chalk. Of course it’s for their viewpoint rather than some anti-chalk stance. Chalk. Fucking arrested people for goddam chalk at the height of the pandemic. $680,000 seems like a small amount for 4 people.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/24/24, 8:26 am

Good morning to everyone except the jerks with initiatives targeting LGBT folks. Stop being jerks, you big ol’ jerks. At least they’re losing in court, like a bunch of jerks.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/21/24, 9:46 am

– The work of decarbonizing continues.

– Good settlement for the Swinomish. Don’t trespass on tribal land.

– Diaz isn’t helping himself.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/17/24, 8:35 am

Since I missed Friday, and Wednesday was short, you would think this Open Thread would be particularly long or insightful. You would think.

– Yay for e-bikes on trails.

– Yay for urban gardens.

– Yay for financial statements on garbage initiatives.

– Boo to Burien.

– Yay for getting vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Update

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/12/24, 8:38 am

WordPress ate my last post, so here it is again.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/10/24, 8:31 am

– Man, we have too many dipshits with guns.

– So many dipshits with guns.

– Dipshits who demonstrated that they are not responsible gun owners want guns.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/7/24, 8:28 am

– Geez Garfield. What a fucking tragedy. There are too many guns.

– What fucking dipshits would vandalize a pride crosswalk?

– Impressive Reckless Driving Record Scores Belltown Hellcat Job at SPD

– Anyway, right would be an excellent opportunity to wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/5/24, 8:22 am

– When the Biden Administration gives them money to do good things, Seattle will do those good things. Here’s money for small businesses to upgrade appliances.

– Man does Seattle need to get its shit together on road safety.

– Man, Centralia.

– Listen. I’m glad she was actually punished, but stopping off at Starbucks instead of going to a domestic violence call is both surprising and typical for a department that stopped investing adult rape for a while.

– Anyway, please wash your filthy hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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