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Wednesday Morning Open Thread…

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/30/22, 8:12 am

– Good morning. I hope you aren’t too inconvenienced by the snow and wind. Nothing stuck in the urban core, but maybe where you are?

– If Joe Kent wants to waste his doner’s money on a recount, more power to him, I guess. It would have to be a much greater swing than the governor’s race in 2004, but with fewer voters.

– Bring them grizzly bears back to Washington.

Wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/29/22, 5:44 pm

DLBottle DLBottle Yep…even tonight.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together. Please join us for an evening of political discussions over a beverage or two.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm out on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter for you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/28/22, 9:02 am

Good morning. I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving, or if you don’t celebrate, long weekend, or if you had to work, a good time at work.

– It is bad to have dinner with a violent white supremacist, right?

– Firmageddon

– Ranked choice is coming to Seattle…eventually.

– Wash your hands right now. And I can’t believe it if aren’t vaccinated or boosted, but the good news is you can make an appointment today.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/25/22, 8:20 pm

John Oliver: Qatar World Cup

Liberal Redneck: The results of rhetoric

Vox: How FIFA corrupted the World Cup

Jimmy Kimmel: Kanye West’s new board game

Electoral Dysfunction:

  • Chris Hayes: Herschel Walker claims Texas as his primary residence on taxes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sarah Palin’s Lost Again ♬
  • NowThis: What causes voter suppression, and how Congress can stop it
  • Robert Reich: 2022 was the most expensive midterm in history
  • Chris Hayes: Rep. Mary Peltola reelected to Alaska House seat, defeats Sarah Palin
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ About Трамп’s low-energy announcement ♬

Michael Kosta: New Yorkers to fill him in on the news

Joy Reid: We are a country that chooses violence over and over again

Robert Reich: Does Elon Musk have a right to destroy Twitter?

Lawrence O’Donnell: Cherokee Nation calls on Congress to fulfill 187-year-old promise

The KKKrazy Klan of The Dotard Трамп:

  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп just got reinstated to Twitter by Elon Musk
  • Katie Phang: Trump braces as his tax returns go to Congress and Pence mulls DOJ interview
  • Tommy Campbell: Supreme Court laughs at Трамп and Herschel Walker flubs
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Jesus Shows Up Here Again ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп allowed back on Twitter and he won’t “partake” in Special Counsel
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Elon lets The Dotard & Kanye back on Twitter and Donny screams about Turkey
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard whines after Garland appoints Special Counsel to investigate him
  • Red State Update: ♫ Songs From the Select Committee to Investigate the January 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Jack Smith, a Special Counsel indeed! ♬
  • Katie Phang: MAGA allies freak out as new prosecutor eyes Трамп crimes
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s big loss in the Supreme Court today was just the beginning
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп DESTROYS Ron DeSantis as “Fake woke destroyer”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп had a BAD day today ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Trump livid over tax return ruling, Herschel Walker lashes out & FOX has an imaginary axe to grind
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell’s terminator versus Herschel Walker’s werewolf
  • Seth Meyers: Mike Lindell pleads for his Twitter back, wants to meet with Elon Musk

NowThis: Biden Gives U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team a pep talk for World Cup match

Adam Conover: Elon Musk is an idiot (and so are Zuck and SBF)

LegalEagle: Elon bought himself a bunch of lawsuits

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Political Turkey

by Darryl — Thursday, 11/24/22, 9:48 am

  • Jalopnik: How to change the subject to cars when Thanksgiving talk gets political
  • Ruben the Bulldog: Thanksgiving law
  • WaPo: Biden pardons turkeys ‘Chocolate’ & ‘Chip’ for Thanksgiving
  • A Thanksgiving Classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving massacre!:

  • Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—Thanksgiving edition
  • Now This: How to honor indigenous people on Thanksgiving
  • Lewis Black’s Rantcast: The Holidays
  • Bill Mahar: Scorn of Plenty:

  • Mark Fiore: Thanksgiving for billionaires
  • How to Drink: The REAL story of Thanksgiving
  • ABC News: The importance of understanding the true history of Thanksgiving
  • The Late Show: Joe Biden is soft on poultry and soft on crime:

  • Puppet Regime: The price of a Thanksgiving pardon
  • Comedy Central: “Do I look like I have dietary restrictions?”—Comedians on Thanksgiving
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Zombie Turkey ♬

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/23/22, 8:08 am

– Seattle has a budget.

– My commute has changed a bit since late October. I now take the bus with a bunch of rowdy high school students. Man, I wish I had the free bus when I was a kid. How fabulous, great job everyone who made it happen.

– Hey, you. Wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/22/22, 3:29 pm

DLBottle DLBottle

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for an evening of politics, conversation, and good cheer over a drink.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm out on the back patio (under an awning). The cold weather may entice some folks to hang out in the back room of the pub as well.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter for you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/21/22, 8:08 am

I saw Macbeth at Seattle Shakespeare over the weekend. Fantastic performances and staging. It was the final weekend, so this isn’t a review or anything like that.

It is me saying that I was very impressed with their mask policy. Obviously, get vaccinated or boosted is the thing that helps the most in saving lives from COVID-19. But with people in close quarters for a couple hours, masks are also important. And it was mandatory, and at the introduction, they said they would kick people out or stop the show if people weren’t masked.

They aren’t killing the little old ladies who make up their core audience. Don’t be absurd.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/18/22, 8:00 pm

Roy Wood, Jr.: Black superhero history

The New York Times: Empty classrooms, abandoned kids—Inside The Great Teacher Resignation

Desi Lydic: Twitter’s Head of Communications speaks out

Electile (Dys)Function:

  • Stephen: It’s 2016 all over again!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kari Lake’s been drained ♬
  • Trevor: Pelosi won’t seek re-election & Herschel Walker talks vampires
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Thanksgiving in a House Divided!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to his own 2024 announcement speech
  • WaPo: Fact checking The Dotard’s 2024 campaign announcement
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп goes on unhinged tirade as flailing GOP turns on him
  • Tooning out the News: Трамп’s bizarre 2024 launch
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: Kari Lake:

  • The Late Show: ♫ All the Democrats do is win Senate control ♬
  • Good Lairs: Florida man makes announcement
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Blake Masters’ electron stolen says Трамп! ♬
  • Weekend Update: Democrats retain control of the Senate
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп ignites GOP civil war by announcing 2024 bid, and even FAUX cuts away
  • Alex Wagner: Candidacy is no shelter from legal storm for Трамп
  • Stephen: GOP knives are out for Mitch McConnell
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп officially launches his 2024 presidential campaign
  • Trevor: Трамп’s “boring” 2024 announcement & Elon’s “hardcore” work demand
  • Vox: Why so many “election deniers” lost in 2022:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Herschel Walker speaks out about emissions ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Every vote matters, just ask Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
  • Seth Meyers: Democrats maintain control of the Senate
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell destroys Трамп for Catherine Cortez Masto Senate win
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Did someone say Kari Lake is a beach? ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп announces plan to lose again
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s BIG announcement at Mar-a-Lago, GOP keeps their distance & Pence sheds light on insurrection
  • The Late Show: The announcement the former President should have made
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп’s back! ♬
  • Stephen: Katie Hobbs defeats Kari Lake and why The Dotard wants to run for President again
  • Now This: How Dems were able to hold the Senate majority in the 2022 midterms
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is back by unpopular demand, Ivanka bails on daddy & Marjorie Taylor Greene wants VP spot
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп announces, “Blah, blah, blah, blah…” ♬

  • Al Franken: Midterms—America told GOP to “Stop it!”
  • The Late Show: Ivanka Трамп is gone girl
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pence, The Walking Dead, and The Dotard ♬
  • Stephen: McCarthy is in for a rough ride as Nancy Pelosi passes the torch
  • Trevor chats with Barack Obama on protecting democracy and the commitment to facts
  • Ari Melber: MAGA’s Big Lie candidates crushed in midterms as Murdoch trolls “loser” Трамп
  • Mark Fiore: It’s not my fault!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Pence spreads hot Трамп gossip, MAGA nuts fight election fraud & Republicans hatch a childish plan
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey weeps for Herschel ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Jose Suarez on his goal to be the first Latino-American President

Stephen: Family meeting with Michelle Obama

Amber Ruffin: How Native American kids were forced to become whiter

Mehdi Hasan: The most defining moments of Nancy Pelosi’s legacy

The Dotard Трамп and Other Dishonorable Liars and Grifters:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Was Трамп a loser? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reacts to Rick Scott challenging him
  • Seth Meyers: House GOP’s Marjorie Taylor Greene problem and Herschel Walker’s vampire story
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Republican Party is “in ruin”
  • Rachel Maddow: Former Chief Of Staff levels another abuse of power accusation at Трамп
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ MAGarrhea ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s 2024 bid swayed Garland—But not in the way the ex-President hoped
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to Nancy Pelosi retiring from leadership
  • Timmy Campbell: Mike Lindell begs Bill Maher and Twitter’s verified mess
  • SNL: FAUX and Friends
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Mystery, Enigma, Skunk ♬
  • Ari Melber: Garland can’t “punt” decision on indicting Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gives away his daughter…and the Senate
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Tiffany Трамп’s wedding at Mar-A-Lago

WaPo: How Nancy Pelosi became the most powerful woman in Congress

Stephen chats with Michelle Obama (full interview)

Desi Lydic: Black Friday—Why?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 11/18/22, 7:58 am

New Coleman Dock, baby! I have walked or biked by it quite regularly, and it doesn’t look ready from the outside. But it’s very exciting. Maybe I can pop into it on my way home from work and take a look. It’s very exciting when new infrastructure opens up.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/16/22, 7:59 am

I am not sure how much credit to give a proposal in a politician’s press release. So maybe I am missing something. But I like the idea of continuing to bypass the design review process for affordable housing in Seattle. I don’t know how much we need the process in general, but certainly for low income housing in the middle of a homelessness crisis, extending it seems like a no brainer.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle, Tuesday, 7pm at the Duchess Tavern

by Darryl — Monday, 11/14/22, 8:07 pm

DLBottle DLBottle Please join us on Tuesday as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for an evening of post-election celebration. Please note the meeting time and venue change.

This week we will meet at the Duchess Tavern (2827 NE 55th St, Seattle WA 98105) starting at 7pm out on the patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter for you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 11/14/22, 7:53 am

– Congratulations to Congresswoman elect Marie Gluesenkamp Pérez! I am sure that there will be a lot of times when I’m frustrated with her, but man what a gap between her and the other possibility.

– King County’s budget passed committee last week. There are so many exceptions, I don’t know how much the body cameras for deputies will make a difference, but it’s probably better than not.

– Go wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/11/22, 8:07 pm

Jimmy Kimmel: Dana Carvey’s Dotard Трамп, Barack Obama & Joe Biden Impressions

Drunk History: Unbelievable moments in US political history

Electoral Dysfunction:

  • Desi Lydic: How poll worker shortages impact elections
  • Stephen: FAIX News calls Трамп a “loser”
  • The Daily Show: Four states reject slavery & Louisiana votes to keep it
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell’s crazy election day speech
  • Alex Wagner: Jon Favreau on Republicans paying the price for “lunatic candidates” in midterm elections
  • Jon Stewart and friends: The media, crime, and what the hell happened in the midterms
  • Ari Melber: GOP bomb goes off, turning on “toxic,” “Loser” Трамп after humiliating losses
  • WaPo: How FAUX News hyped a “red wave” for weeks
  • Seth Meyers: Election news
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Live on election day
  • The Late Show: ♫ 99 Unused Red Balloons ♬:

  • Mark Fiore: Time for some MAGA self-care
  • Robert Reich: Big midterm victories that give me hope for the future
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Big Lie ♬
  • SNL: President Biden midterms address
  • NowThis: Why the 2022 midterm elections made history
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to 2022 midterms
  • Stephen: Stranger midterms 2022
  • Trevor: Democrats fend off “red wave” in midterm elections
  • Seth Meyers: Steve Kornacki explains how the midterms may separate the Republican party from Трамп
  • Tooning Out The News: Трамп’s freak candidates fall short
  • Vice News: How the Dems blew away extremism in Pennsylvania
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Terrible Ted Cruz rescues Herschel and Трамп goes bananas after midterms
  • The Late Show: Doug Mastriano’s supporters are waiting for God to intervene
  • Mehdi Hasan and Friends: The “Red Wave” that wasn’t
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ We will survive ♬:

  • John Oliver: Election subversion
  • Seth Meyers: FAUX News turns on Трамп amid GOP meltdown, Biden gloats, Lindell freaks out
  • Liberal Redneck: 2022 midterm results
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Red Wave that Wasn’t ♬
  • NowThis: Voters protected abortion rights during midterms—Will the GOP listen?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA implode as red wave fizzles, Fetterman wins, Boebert struggles
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s never been weaker ♬
  • Jon Stewart and friends: Midterms polling fever
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard officially announces he is running in 2024
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп LIVID about election results, Fetterman beats Dr. Oz & Herschel unfazed and unintelligible
  • Stephen: GOP points finger at Трамп For disappointing midterms

Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—The history of Black governors

Трамп and His Imbeciles:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—A Loser Remains a Loser ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and the GOP plan to subvert democracy and install one-party rule
  • Tommy Campbell: Lauren Boebert is losing and Ted Cruz gets booed again
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Taking His Cult to the Desert ♬:

  • Remix Bros.: ♫ DJT & Lil KC’s MAGA King REMIX ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Donald Trump Jr. mocks Paul Pelosi, Kanye West’s Instagram suspension
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans Won’t Keep You Safe (but They Sure Will Keep You Scared!) ♬
  • Vice News: The litter box lie that swept the (nutburger) nation
  • LegalEagle: Hillary’s emails v. Трамп’s boxes
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses Herschel Walker in the Georgia runoff
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трампers, What the Heck is Wrong with You? ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell loses 140 million and claims Brazil was stold

Ronny Chieng teaches you about Asian veterans

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 11/9/22, 7:55 am

I am writing this on Tuesday night. It’s still too early to tell who is going to control Congress. But! It’s safe to say that Patty Murray is going to win reelection pretty easily.

And far be it from me to give advice to Republicans, who I hope lose every election, but I don’t understand why they keep running on hating Seattle in statewide races. Like what was the last time it was successful, Slade Gorton in the 1990’s? They won Secretary of State and AG, when they aren’t tempted to go full fuck Seattle, more recently.

But part of the reason that we’ve only had Democrats as Governor and Senator for decades is that Seattle people aren’t going to vote for fuck Seattle and it isn’t salient to the rest of the state. Like find a message that doesn’t demonize a large group of people who you want to represent.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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