How is everyone holding up? I am going a bit stir crazy. I look out my window and I want to yell “6 feet” to people standing close to each other, or God forbid sharing a cigarette. I assumed that I would eventually be the person who yells at the kids from my window, but I am 20 years ahead of schedule.
Anyway, wash you hands right now.
BuzzFeed: The 2020 census explained by puppies and kittens.
Winlar: GFOAD:
The Dotard Трамп And Other Agents Of Death:
Full Frontal: Shocking—Democrats negotiate with Mitch McConnell using his favorite move.
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.
Twenty-Twenty Vision:
Full Frontal: Women of Congress dunking highlights
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
I did it again. Late Open Thread. I am giving myself permission to fail, and as such am fine with this. I have another good week at work, and then may get my hours reduced. Hope the unemployment is good if that comes. My landlord is still flexible and I will definitely be good on that for a while.
Wash your hands right now.
Sorry! The days are kind of blending together and I can’t write this on my commute. Go wash your hands right now.
Are you holding up? Are you going a bit stir crazy? I am. Living Downtown, you can take a walk and try social distancing, but not everyone is cooperating. Or nobody knows what 6 feet is. Seriously give me some more room.
And also, wash your hands.
My Corona!
The Daily Show: Kosta’s stock trading tips
Misc. Dotard Трамп Crap:
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
Dear Senator Murray,
I am writing to thank you for your leadership in this difficult time. Specifically, I want to thank you for pushing for sick leave protections for all workers. I know that it has not passed yet, but I hope that you will keep pushing. We need to be in this together by staying apart.
Thank you,
Carl Ballard
(For the rest of you, wash your hands right now.)
I am very grateful that Seattle has suspended evictions for the time being. It’s not a system that can go on indefinitely, but God almighty it’s needed now. My building posted notices about working with people to pay rent. They should keep that up after the virus is over.
How is the social distancing going? I didn’t leave my apartment over the weekend except to do laundry. There aren’t many machines, and they’re all packed into a row with the laundry on one side and the dryer on the other. So there’s usually a bit of jostling. But it was all very polite and one person at a time keeping our distance. I don’t like it, but I guess it’s the next few months at least.
Mayor Pete Buttigieg guest hosts the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
Now This: Here’s why this Seattle millionaire CEO wants to be taxed more.
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (sans coronavirus content!).
We’re All Gonna DIE!
Vice News: This woman survived a mass shooting and is working to prevent the next one.
John Oliver: Sheriffs.
The Dotard Трамп and Other Life-long Scam Artists:
Now This: Here is what the world would look like with no oceans.
The Atlantic: The world without giraffes
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.
Twenty-Twenty Vision:
Vox: How San Francisco erased a neighborhood.
Samantha Bee: America’s gig-based economy gets zero stars.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
I have switched from being a politics person to going all in on hand washing. For goodness sake, wash your hands. Right now. If there are other people around, have them wash their hands, or if they’re young, wash their hands for them. Get them all sudsed up. Make sure to get the back. In between your fingers.
It’s too close to call the Presidential primary Washington. Usually I have some idea about who is going to win. The later ballots typically break for the more liberal candidate. But the remaining ballots to count are from it being a 2 person race, and a lot of the ballots that have been counted were cast when there more people running. So who knows?
In any case, please wash your hands right now.
Today is primary election day in Washington. So whatever you do, get that ballot in the mail or stuffed into a ballot box at a drop-off location. Normally, I would then suggest that you hightail it to the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for an evening of returns-watching and discussion over a drink.
This week we will not hold our weekly meeting. Washington state is still the epicenter of coronavirus in the United States, with 166 confirmed cases and 22 deaths. For times like these, it becomes prosocial to be antisocial (really, a-social).
Normally, we meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle starting around 8pm. With any luck we’ll be getting together again soon.
Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by tomorrow if you want it to count. Make sure that you mark the party or it won’t count. And use a sponge instead of licking it closed.
Also, too: Wash your hands right now.
Samantha Bee: Health care sharing ministries ARE NOT health insurance!
The Atlantic: The truth about Stalin’s prison camps.
The Dotard Трамп and Other Plagues Upon the Nation:
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.
We’re All Gonna Die!
Trevor: Toxic PFA chemicals.
Vice News: The abortion Supreme Court case has high stakes for Louisiana and the U.S.
Twenty-twenty Vision:
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.
Now This: Why bail reform is so necessary.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
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