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2018 Midterm Election Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/6/18, 5:12 pm

Game on, boys and girls! It’s election day, and the polls have closed in half the states.

Kindly note that this is an election thread. Keep on topic or kindly shuttle your ass to the open thread below.

I’m headed to Drinking Liberally now, so surprise me with your insights in the comment thread.

6:01: Well…at least Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) has won!

6:04: Beto still leads by a hair. And Klobuchar (D-MN) has won.

6:05: Looks like Felons in Florida are going to be able to help elect the next President!

6:07: Cool…I am just getting caught up here after arriving at DL. Hey…a D is leading in NE for Gov? Interesting.

6:16: My early assessment is that this is not really a blue wave. More like a blue splash. There are some very pleasing results, like Ted Cruz trailing a punk rocker–Ted Cruz is a weasely punk. But many races are going, more or less, as expected.

I feel like people are not making a big enough deal about Florida restoring voting rights to formerly incarcerated people. There are about 1.5M people (20% of FL’s Af-Am adult population)who stand to benefit from this. In 2016, Trump won Florida by just over 100,000 votes.

— ana marie cox (@anamariecox) November 7, 2018

6:32: Oh…cool.

Donna Shalala flipped the second House seat of the night for Democrats on Tuesday by beating Republican Maria Elvira Salazar. https://t.co/f4i4tDLKGA

— Stone Cold (@stonecold2050) November 7, 2018

Many of you hear “Donna Shalala” and think, “Oh yeah, Clinton’s HSS secretary.” But Donna Shalala was the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin—Madison when I earned two degrees. She signed my diplomas. I’ve chatted with her. So…cool.

6:59: WOW! Kansas! Gov!

BREAKING: Democrat Laura Kelly defeats GOP's Kris Kobach to become next governor of Kansas, @NBCNews projects. https://t.co/GEzfm4Reei pic.twitter.com/pIb9gRfKrF

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) November 7, 2018

Looks like everything is going to come out just as expected. D’s take House by OK margin but not blowout, R’s gain a little ground in the Senate. D’s gain some governorships and state houses.

— Samuel Minter (@abulsme) November 7, 2018

Look at it this way. We won't have Attorney General Ted Cruz.

— Joan McCarter (@joanmccarter) November 7, 2018

7:21: MSNBC is now calling the House for Democrats.

The NYT currently projects a national popular-vote margin of D+9.2%. For comparison, the last five largest margins, considered wave elections:

1994: R+7.1%
2006: D+8.0%
2008: D+10.6%
2010: R+7.2%
2014: R+5.7%

By historical standards, it's a popular wave.https://t.co/IRkQLDZ2dX

— Sam Wang (@SamWangPhD) November 7, 2018

HELL YES THEY ARE.
Three flipped gov seats. A whole bunch of House flips. A whole bunch of down-ballot statewides. https://t.co/YUUyfiacaK

— Christina Reynolds (@creynoldsnc) November 7, 2018

Good. We fucking hate you. https://t.co/DBkbSf8heT

— Mike (@vidae01) November 7, 2018

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/2/18, 6:28 pm

Samantha Bee: Larry Krasner—Finally a good DA?.

Robert Reich: The American social contract

Nancy Pelosi: Chocolate taste test.

Vox: NAFTA, explained with a toy car.

The Orange Nationalist, Dotard Трамп, and Other Sociopaths:

  • Trevor: Трамп rallies his base and Florida faces big midterm election decisions
  • Stephen: Трамп warns of “young, strong” men in the caravan
  • Rachel Maddow: U.S. military assessment of caravan doesn’t match Трамп’s panic
  • Seth Meyers: Trump attacks the media as his allies blame “both sides” for violence
  • WaPo: How a group of Democratic women are using postcards to cope during the Трамп administration
  • Chris Hayes: Politics leads to breakups, like the Kanye West–Dotard Трамп bromance
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Woman allegedly offered money to accuse Mueller of sexual assault
  • Late Show: Pharrell isn’t “happy” with Dotard Трамп:

  • Robert Reich: The truth about Трамп’s economy
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—You look terrible in windbreakers
  • Trevor: Трамп and FAUX News’s caravan hysteria reaches a fever pitch
  • Stephen: A Twitter troll tried to frame Robert Mueller
  • Jim Jefferies: How The Dotard and the GOP deflect blame
  • Late Show: The Caravan—A Donald J. Trump film
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s reaction to pipe bombs & synagogue shooting
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп, fearing mueller and a Democratic house, campaigns on fear
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—You’ve turned this into a freak show
  • Jimmy Fallon: Outtakes of Dotard Трамп’s campaign message to every U.S. state
  • Stephen: A nation of immigrants is being told to fear immigrants
  • Trevor: Connecting Трамп’s rhetoric to domestic terrorism
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Pharrell & Kanye Not Happy with Трамп
  • Rachel Maddow: Road map for Nixon impeachment published, could guide Robert Mueller
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s 30 biggest broken promises
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—Time to face your nemesis
  • Late Show: Harry Potter and the open book of Трамп
  • Trevor: Nazi Halloween and Трамп birthright bullshit
  • Jimmy Fallon: Dotard Трамп’s Halloween message to America
  • Stephen: The Dotard thinks the migrant caravan is on Twitter
  • Rachel Maddow: Documents expose Dotard Трамп’s border deployment as political stunt
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head—We’re about to face a problem
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп plans to end birthright citizenship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Jim Jefferies: Staying healthy is actually killing us.

Wendover: The magic economics of gambling.

Comics discuss the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting.

VOTE!

  • WaPo: How ranked choice voting could tip the scales in Maine’s tight 2nd District
  • How on amazing woman has gotten hundreds of people to the polls
  • Amber Ruffin Wants you to vote or else:

  • All In: A wave of African American women elected in Tennessee
  • #ShouldWeVote?
  • Samantha Bee’s Quest to get you to vote (with Patton Oswalt)
  • Trevor: Andrew Gillum—Winning hearts and minds in Florida’s gubernatorial race.
  • WaPo Opinion: This Трамп campaign ad doesn’t mention Трамп in its closing argument
  • Roll Call: 25 ratings changes less than a week before midterms.
  • Mark Fiore: Operation midterm demagogue.
  • Vox: Why American voter registrations are disappearing.
  • Willie Nelson: “Vote ‘Em Out”:
    https://youtu.be/8KelWP8yboY?t=2m58s
  • Stephen: Oprah’s new favorite thing—Campaigning in Georgia.
  • Trevor: Florida politicians go bilingual for the Hispanic vote.
  • Meet the people powering the blue wave.

WaPo: How social media is changing the presidency

The Atlantic: Holocaust survivors remember Kristallnacht.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Stephen: Leader Nancy Pelosi makes a midterm prediction.

The Altlantic: You should be worried about your DNA privacy.

Racists Suck:

  • Trevor: Caravan fear-mongering
  • WaPo: How anti-Semitism persists in the United States
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s racist fearmongering is his latest scam
  • Stephen: FAUX News’ Lou Dobbs mispronounced a Mexican City into existence
  • Samantha Bee: We need to talk about anti-Semitism.
  • HeadsOfState: Трамп discusses white, right-wing terrorism
  • Trevor’s 10-year-old brother explains race.
  • Chris Hayes: GOP Representative Steve King blows up at constituent
  • Samantha Bee: Steve King is the racist-est
  • Stephen: Hate is not what America stands for

TED: How I climbed a 3,000-foot vertical cliff.

WaPo: The life of the first woman Supreme Court justice.

Roy Wood, Jr.: Black Floridians who made history.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/15/18, 12:41 am

Ari Melber: First amendment doesn’t protect Alex Jones defamation.

The Atlantic: What is “normal”, what is “different”?

Real Engineering: Can we terraform the Sahara to stop climate change?

Bill Maher: I don’t know it for a fact…I just know it’s true

The Tremendously Big and Tremendously Wet Dotard Трамп And Friends:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Majority say The Dotard Трамп is not fit to serve, new poll shows
  • Stephen: Bob Woodward responds to denials from Mattis and Kelly/a>
  • Trevor: Трамп tries to sniff out his anonymous critic
  • The best Dotard Трамп memes: Episode 3—Totally not fake news
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Paul Manafort must have “blockbuster information,” says former prosecutor
  • Stephen with Bob Woodward: Let the silence suck out the truth
  • Ari Melber: Manafort plea deal, a convicted Russian hacker, and suspicious money transfers
  • WaPo: Politicians react to Трамп’s Puerto Rico tweet:

  • Daily Show: Masterpiece Tweeter—“9/11 haters and losers”
  • Trevor: The Dotard calls his Puerto Rico hurricane response an “unsung success”
  • Stephen: This Tweet Трампs all other horrible Трамп Tweets
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп praises North Korean parade
  • Late Show: More audio from Bob Woodward’s call with the President
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard calls Puerto Rico response “An unappreciated great job”
  • Trevor with April Ryan: “Under Fire” and demanding the truth from the Трамп White House
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп’s 9/11 lies and behavior in Shanksville
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Bob Woodward’s Трамп book is 1000% true
  • Ari Melber: Humanitarian crisis as Трамп detains record number of migrant kids
  • Stephen: What does Bob Woodward fear most?
  • WaPo: The most explosive reporting in Bob Woodward’s new book on the Трамп White House
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Michael Avenatti says it’s too late for The Dotard Трамп and Cohen to surrender
  • Trevor: Obama lights up the Dotard Трамп
  • Stephen: Late Show is tracking two very different storms
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is actually A LOT like Abraham Lincoln
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп admin took millions from FEMA for ICE detentions
  • Rachel Maddow: Document shows DHS transferring $29M from Coast Guard to ICE
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard may face new test with Russia after NBC report
  • Ari Melber: Independents bail on Трамп spelling midterm troubles
  • Stephen: The Dotard Трамп’s storm before the storm
  • Trevor: The Dotard Трамп is really bad at 9/11
  • Late Show: Трамп’s approval ratings hit a new low
  • James Corden: Трамп’s circle of trust is closing in…
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Department of Swagger
  • Ari Melber: Stunning flip—Manafort pleads guilty and is cooperating with Mueller
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Woodward and demands op-ed investigation
  • Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller secures full cooperation and guilty plea from Paul Manafort:

  • Trevor: Shitstorm Dotard rages on Twitter while hurricane Florence hits the Carolinas
  • The Dotard in Just clap and smile, please!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Book reveals new dangers Трамп poses to security
  • Ari Melber: Manafort guilty plea could reveal truth about Трамп Tower meeting
  • Stephen: Obama speaks out and ‘plaid shirt guy’ silently trolls Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: It’s almost like Трамп doesn’t mean what he says
  • Bill Maher: Florence and the ratings machine
  • Trevor: Are social media companies really silencing conservatives?

Rachel Maddow: Judge more annoyed than charmed by Maria Butina boyfriend duet video.

Stephen: To boldly advertise where no one has advertised before.

Minute Earth: Why malaria isn’t just a tropical disease.

Supremely Fucked:

  • WaPo: Brett Kavanaugh can’t stop touching his pocket Constitution
  • Trevor: So you think you can judge—A lot of words with nothing happening.
  • Stephen: Brett Kavanaugh’s alleged gambling is focus of new inquiry
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow: Anonymous nature of Brett Kavanaugh letter complicates vetting
  • WaPo: Did Brett Kavanaugh offer a ‘dog whistle’ to abortion foes?
  • Late Show: Inside Brett Kavanaugh’s poker game
  • Trevor with Sen. Amy Klobuchar: The case against Brett Kavanaugh and “Nevertheless, we persisted”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Allegations against Supreme Court nominee a challenge to Senate
  • Heads of State: Is Brett Kavanaugh a serial abortionist?
  • Rachel Maddow: Brett Kavanaugh called out for false statements on stolen documents.
  • WaPo: John Dean warns against Kavanaugh confirmation
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Supreme Court nominee accusations put Senate GOP in spotlight

WaPo: Ben Folds writes a song about Rod Rosenstein:

Chris Hayes: Who is being held accountable for poisoning the people of flint?.

Jimmy Dore: Vince Vaughn burns his Nike’s in protest of Kaepernick commercial.

The Atlantic: America has always been a tribal society.

The life of Bryan.

Just Neil deGrasse Tyson:

  • Late Show: Superpowers debunked with Neil DeGrasse Tyson
  • Stephen: Трамп’s Space Force is not a crazy idea
  • Ari Melber: Neil DeGrasse Tyson warns “scientifically illiterate” electorate
  • Stephen: The military/space alliance runs deep
  • Late Show conspiracy theories

New Yorker: Do personality tests like Myers-Briggs actually work?

Michael Che demands more political speeches at the 70th Emmy awards.

Is Colin Jost fit to host the 70th Emmy awards?

Michael Che wants musical numbers over jokes at the 70th Emmy awards.

Jim Jefferies: Has Jim found God?

Vox: Why we say okay.

The Atlantic: The problem with parents, kids, and social media.

Mid-Terms Are Coming:

  • Stephen: Will Beto O’Rourke skate his way to the Senate?.
  • Now This World: Russian interference in the U.S. 2018 midterm elections.
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: GOP midterm “Shipwreck” could be worse
  • Samantha Bee: Minority rule.
  • Stephen with Beto O’Rourke: We don’t need a wall.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Senator Cory Booker explains how young voter turnout could change Congress overnight.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about Puerto Rico death toll as GOP braces for midterms.
  • Samantha Bee: Gamify the Midterms, Act 2.
  • Samantha Bee: Gamify the midterms, Act 3.
  • Trevor: Democalypse 2018 —Democrats aim for a midterm victory in Orange County

James Cordon with Professor Robert Winston: Science tricks.

Bill Maher: New rule—scary socialism!

Wendover: How fighting wildfires works.

Stephen: Porn wars with Tucker Carlson and Michael Avenatti.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/17/18, 11:52 pm

Samantha Bee: Fascists to watch 2018

WaPo: Wisconsin’s lieutenant governor candidate wants people to know that he is alive.

The Atlantic: Why the U.S. should provide universal basic income.

Seth Meyers: Senator Elizabeth Warren talks about the Democratic Party’s shift to the left.

Slate: Attention, cyclists, it’s fine for non-bikers to use the bike lane.

Vox: How ID laws can put trans people in danger.

The Atlantic: Is the dinosaur–apocalypse story wrong?

Trevor: Spike Lee, “BlacKkKlansman” and fighting the rise of racism in the Трамп era.

WaPo: FAUX News’ latest fringe theory—Robert Mueller is more dangerous than Vladimir Putin

GQ: Why bad cops are almost never held accountable.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Puppets:

  • Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani and Omarosa cause problems for Трамп
  • Trevor: Does the Трамп n-word tape exist?
  • Our Cartoon President: “We built the wall”
  • Stephen: Omarosa reveals Трамп’s secret staff nicknames
  • Jimmy Fallon: Tweets with Beats—Трамп is hurt by these “clowns and losers”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Wolf Blitzer on Трамп attacking the media
  • Bill Maher: Omarosa week
  • James Corden: Pet names for the first family
  • Late Show: Manafort’s legal team has a crazy plan
  • Stephen: Melania Трамп responds to Omarosa’s book
  • Seth Meyers: Omarosa says Трамп tried to buy her silence
  • Our Cartoon President: Omarosa releases Трамп tapes:

  • Rachel Maddow: Unlike Nixon, President Dotard Трамп admin pursues enemies list in public
  • Our Cartoon President: “We should’ve built this wall together”
  • Jimmy Fallon: A Трампy monologue
  • Ari Melber: Watergate Lawyer says GOP may need a “smoking gun” to abandon Трамп
  • Trevor: Трамп has met his match with Omarosa
  • Stephen: Трамп’s obvious attempt to change the subject
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Omarosa’s bombshells on Трамп, Kushner, Pence and Scaramucci
  • WaPo: White House “can’t guarantee” Трамп didn’t use the n-word
  • Mark Fiore: No guarantees
  • Stephen: Трамп freely criticizes the free press
  • Seth Myers: Senator Elizabeth Warren talks about corruption in the Трамп administration
  • James Corden: The Omarosa-Трамп tapes you haven’t heard!
  • Late Show: Destiny’s child reminds Трамп to “say McCain”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Mommin’ with Sarah Huckabee Sanders
  • Trevor: Hating Трамп is a booming business
  • Seth fires a dog
  • Stephen: Geography 101—World maps Трамп can understand
  • James Corden: “The Omarosa tapes” are real and they’re unreal
  • Our Cartoon President: “I got some things to say about Lebron”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: What President Dotard Трамп said about being Black in 1989
  • Stephen: W. Kamau Bell, “Yes, he’s a racist”
  • Trevor: Omarosa on her secret tapes & Трамп’s biggest weakness
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп uses all kinds of “N-words”.
  • Late Show: NOW that’s what I call racist
  • Stephen: Another day, another Omarosa tape
  • James Corden: Robert Mueller’s indictment song:

  • Ari Melber: Robert Mueller Prosecutors say Paul Manafort is a lying criminal
  • Seth Meyers: Omarosa says Трамп knew about hacked emails in advance
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп News Network—Omarosa’s “unhinged” tell-all memoir
  • Rachel Maddow: John O. Brennan—I gave Трамп a year to live up to the office. He didn’t.
  • Stephen: Трамп’s NDAs are completely worthless
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Why did Donald Трамп cross the road?

Amber Ruffin remakes art created by problematic men.

The Atlantic: Can the undocumented “earn” citizenship?.

WaPo: How “Respect,” Aretha Franklin’s iconic song, came to be

Jim Jefferies replaces his weatherman.

Mental Floss: The 2000s internet.

Trevor: Why people uncomfortable with breastfeeding should suck it up.

Seth Meyers: Spike Lee on the connection between Charlottesville and BlacKkKlansman.

Kurzgesagt: Wormholes explained.

Stopping Gun Violence in America:

  • Mother Jones: The Parkland teens learned a huge lesson on their cross-country trek.
  • Trevor: Matt Deitsch and Emma González on meeting counterprotesters
  • Mother Jones: Sandy Hook and Parkland parents united by tragedy–and a shared mission.
  • Late Night: 3D Guns—What are they and how do they work?

Vox: Why is California always on fire?

Trevor: Washington D.C.’s Unite the Right rally is a flop and Leo Deblin comes to the rescue.

Seth Meyers: The kind of story we need right now—waitress body slams groper.

The roots of racism in Charlottesville.

Samantha Bee: Undocumented immigrants make your food.

Minute Physics: The twins paradox hands-on explanation.

The Atlantic: A surprising U.S.-Canada border dispute

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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July 2 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/2/18, 7:09 am

This administration is still depressing as all hell. But! For the first time in a long time, I see maybe something. Being with 10000 people who oppose kidnapping children. I would probably feel better if my country wasn’t stealing children from their families, but I saw a little something.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/4/18, 11:02 pm

Jimmy Kimmel: Senator Elizabeth Warren on health care and minimum wage

Young Turks: Iowa passes most restrictive abortion law in the US.

David Pakman: Megyn Kelly’s NBC media implosion.

Full Frontal: Don’t be so sure about that Blue Wave.

Farron Cousins: Paul Ryan’s attack on House chaplain blows up in his face.

Bill Maher interviews Mayor Michael Tubbs (Stockton, CA), America’s youngest mayor in a city over 100,000.

Amber Rufin raps a response to Kanye West’s slavery comments.

The Dotard Трамп And His Dirty :

  • Stephen adds to Robert Mueller’s 49 questions for Трамп.
  • Chris Hayes: Former EPA official, “Scott Pruitt is a liar”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani claims, “President Трамп can’t be subpoenaed”
  • WaPo: Трамп and Bornstein—From allies to enemies
  • Young Turks: Трамп dictated his own tremendously healthy medical report
  • Michael Brooks: Scaramucci calls in to SLAM Sarah Huckabee Sanders
  • Jimmy Kimmel’s exclusive chat with Dotard Трамп’s doctor
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s questions for Robert Mueller
  • Stephen: Rudy Giuliani made “Hannity” watchable
  • Late Show: Guiliani today reacts to Giuliani yesterday
  • Ari Melber: Rod Rosenstein blasts impeachment threat, “DOJ won’t be extorted.”
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Is Robert Mueller setting a perjury trap?:

  • WaPo: The Stormy Daniels payment—A timeline
  • Seth Meyers: Star Wars Day—Трамп administration opening crawl
  • Stephen: Alter egos—Just Ty Cobb
  • Ari Melber: Watch how central Roger Stone could be to the Mueller probe
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: How long will the “idiot” keep John Kelly on the job?
  • Young Turks: How Ivanka could end the Трамп presidency
  • Late Show: Netanyahu struggles to keep Трамп’s attention
  • Stephen: Goodbye to Stephen’s favorite Трамп Lawyer, Ty Cobb
  • Trevor: Robert Mueller gives Трамп the world’s easiest open book test
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Rudy Giuliani contradicts the Dotard Трамп
  • Rachel Maddow: DOJ gets wise about GOP efforts to tip off Трамп on Mueller probe
  • Jimmy Fallon: Kid Art—Трамп edition
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s Michigan rally goes off the rails
  • Stephen: On Michelle Wolf’s WHCD speech
  • Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller subpoena talk unlikely without Rod Rosenstein blessing
  • Trevor: Michael Cohen leans on the Fifth Amendment
  • WaPo Fact Checker: Unraveling President Трамп’s top 5 claims
  • Ari Melber: Top Democrat says Mueller and Rosenstein have strong evidence
  • Stephen: John Kelly rumored to have called Трамп an “idiot”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s personal caddie dishes on what the president is like on the green
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Robert Mueller subpoena threat
  • Bill Maher: Трамп joins OkStupid:

  • Sam Seder: Neil Cavuto turns on Трамп, blasts him live on Faux News
  • Farron Cousins: Трамп sets new record by lying to Americans over 3,000 times in 466 days
  • Jenny Hagel responds to Трамп’s remarks about Hispanics
  • David Pakman: Awkward!!!—Трамп defends “shithole countries” comment standing next to Nigerian leader
  • Stephen: Трамп threatens to “get involved” in Mueller’s investigation
  • Trevor: Rudy Giuliani fuels Трамп’s Stormy Daniels scandal
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Трамп is a religion now
  • Chris Hayes: Robert Mueller raised possible subpoena with Dotard Трамп lawyers
  • Ari Melber: Raines, “It’s scary” to see “enfeebled” Giuliani advising Трамп
  • Fact checking the Dotard: Did James Comey leak classified information?
  • Stephen: Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a nuclear typo
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Rudy Giuliani just plays a lawyer on TV
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s doctor speaks, Ty Cobb is OUT, Pence praises Arpaio
  • Stephen with Michael Avenatti: New evidence against Michael Cohen
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is surprisingly self-congratulatory when drunk
  • Trevor: Трамп takes credit for the North & South Korean peace summit
  • Rachel Maddow: Messages for Manafort, ex-Трамп lawyer seen in President Трамп questions
  • Mark Fiore: The Question—Mueller interviews Трамп
  • Late Show: Need a location for your denuclearization talks?
  • Rachel Maddow and friends: Did Rudy Giuliani admit Трамп obstructed justice in firing Comey?
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Giuliani is the lawyer Трамп deserves
  • Stephen: Трамп’s old physician is back and wacky as ever:

  • WaPo: Why Трамп’s hush money repayment to Cohen may be illegal
  • Ari Melber: Clinton prosecutor says Трамп has no idea what Mueller has on him
  • Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani says Трамп lied about Stormy Daniels

NOVA: Why there’s no climate hoax.

Jimmy Kimmel: Senator Cory Booker refuses to hate the other side.

Full Frontal: May the fourth be with Chuck Todd.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Stephen: Profiles in Discourage—Foster Friess says the rich should “self-tax”.

Som’emz Da Madder Wid West Virginia:

  • Mother Jones: Inside Don Blankenship’s Wild, Super-Трампy West Virginia Senate campaign.
  • Young Turks: Is this the worst campaign ad of all time?

  • Joy Ann Reid: Don Blankenship defends “Chinaperson,” hits “Cocaine Mitch”
  • Sam Seder: GOP candidate has the most awkward, low IQ campaign ad of all time
  • Stephen: Profiles in Discourage—Blankenship’s ‘Cocaine Mitch’ advertisement.
  • Vox: This anti-sex trafficking law could end internet freedom.

    Jimmy Dore: John Boehner: “I’m gonna be selling puff…”

    Newsbroke Q&A: “Is Francesca a COMMUNIST?”

    Vox: George H.W. Bush’s broken promise that changed the Republican Party.

    Trevor: Teachers take to the streets & Kanye West says slavery was a choice.

    Samantha Bee: Facebook sucks.

    A Wolf Roast:

    • Seth Meyers Supports Michelle Wolf’s White House correspondents’ dinner stand-up
    • David Pakman: Did Michelle Wolf say anything that wasn’t true?
    • Sam Seder: Dennis Miller FINALLY reveals his groundbreaking Michelle Wolf roast:

    • Samantha Bee obeys the first three rules of comedy
    • Jimmy Dore: Dennis Miller makes dumbest threat ever
    • Trevor: Michelle Wolf’s “disgraceful” performance at the White House correspondents’ dinner
    • Samantha Bee: Greatest feminists in feminism herstory—Sarah Sanders
    • Seth Meyers: Kathy Griffin recaps the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    Daily Show: Gregory Watson’s fight for the 27th Amendment.

    Jim Jefferies: Hey, “Incels,” women don’t owe you anything:

    Bonus Check: #GOPTaxScam.

    Anna: A slave who sued for freedom.

    Samantha Bee with a message for Dennis Miller.

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    HA Bible Study: Revelation 13:1-2

    by Goldy — Sunday, 3/11/18, 6:00 am

    Revelation 13:1-2

    And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

    And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

    Discuss.

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    SOTFS Address

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 1/30/18, 5:53 pm

    President Shithouse is going to talk reel gud about himself in a few minutes. This thread is your sandbox.

    5:59: Melania sends a message to President Shithouse.

    TV commentators, please resist your urge to be impressed by Trump not trying to impregnate the podium.

    — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2018

    6:06: The Dotard is in the house.

    6:11: Why is the Dotard clapping? And swaying like he has to pee?

    6:11: It looks like Melania is standing next to two men—One really short and one in uniform. No doubt, this will really piss off President Shithouse.

    6:18: “If there’s a porn star, we tap it!”

    TV commentators, please resist your urge to be impressed by Trump not trying to impregnate the podium.

    — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2018

    Fact-checking #SOTU : Unemployment in the context of the last 10 years of data: https://t.co/8OY3s5b1ea pic.twitter.com/32ndr0DKS8

    — Roll Call (@rollcall) January 31, 2018

    6:25: What what? The individual mandate is the “core of ObamaCare?” Hardly. I am old enough to remember Obama campaigning AGAINST a mandate. Hillary was FOR the mandate. Ultimately Congress put it in to ensure enough young, healthy people signed up to reduce rates for everyone. ObamaCare lives, but President Shithouse and the Republicans own forthcoming premium increases.

    You know what's a lot of money? A 130k payout to your mistress #SOTU

    — Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) January 31, 2018

    6:32: “…and why we proudly stand for the National Anthem.” So now we are getting into the “racist fuck” part of the talk.

    6:36: Seems to me that no federal employee undermines trust in the government than The Dotard himself. “Mr. President, it is time to resign.”

    6:37: “America is now a net exporter of energy.” Yeah…that was the case under Obama.

    When Donald Trump tells you how “amazing” the economy is remember President Obama added 13,000 more jobs per month in his last year in office than Donald Trump’s first year in office. President Obama also ushered stock market growth 233% compared to Trump’s 27% #SOTU

    — ♻️ Christopher Zullo (@ChrisJZullo) January 31, 2018

    6:55: The Dotard brings out the token Hispanic person…. Sorry, Shithouse, you aren’t going to get the Hispanic vote.

    6:59: Republicans are all into pillars now. I’m old enough to remember when Barack Obama took all kinds of shit about the pillars at his nomination acceptance speech.

    Ugh, this demagoguery on the visa lottery and "chain migration" is particularly loathsome.

    There is no way to describe this as a unifying speech. He has, if anything, doubled down on all his favorite hate tropes.

    — Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 31, 2018

    7:07: Man…that story about the cop who adopted the baby of the drug addicted woman was creepy! Is that the best heart-lifting story they could fucking find?!?

    35% of America supports Trump.
    65% of America does not.

    If Trump wants to UNITE the majority of the Country during the #SOTU then there’s only one thing that he can say: “I am resigning from the Office of the Presidency and turning myself in to the FBI.”

    Period. End. Of. Story.

    — Ryan Knight, PROUD RESISTER 👊 (@ProudResister) January 30, 2018

    7:17: …”and we no longer tell our enemies our plans”…unless you consider Russia our enemy.

    7:18: Shorter Drumpf on U.N.: “We bought your votes and you voted against us, damnit!”

    7:19: …”sanctions on Cuba and Venezuela”…but not Russia!

    Immigrants aren't the problem in this country. Racists are. #SOTU

    — Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) January 31, 2018

    7:26: Maybe I missed something. What was the point of the protracted anecdote about he Korean guy with crutches?

    7:32: That was a LOT of windbaggery empty rhetoric.

    Las Vegas Shooter:
    Not an immigrant
    Sandy Hook Shooter:
    Not an immigrant.
    Charleston Church Shooter:
    Not an immigrant.
    Aurora Movie Theater Shooter:
    Not an immigrant.
    Texas Church Shooter:
    Not an immigrant
    Columbine Shooters:
    Not immigrants.#SOTU

    — Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) January 31, 2018

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    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

    by Darryl — Friday, 1/12/18, 11:42 pm

    New Scientist: How climate change can bring cold snaps.

    VOX: How the US failed to rebuild Afghanistan.

    The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: An even “specialer” prosecutor to stop Robert Mueller

    Young Turks: Republican Governor tied woman up in his basement.

    Samantha Bee: No one questions her dishonesty.

    Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

    President Shithole Dotard Трамп And His Band of Treasonous, Lying Whiners Stable Geniuses:

    • Trevor: Трамп calls non-white countries “shitholes”
    • Stephen: Dotard Трамп is like, really not smart
    • Seth Meyers and Lawrence O’Donnell Talk news reporting in the world of Трамп
    • Трамп on libel laws, insults, hypocrisy and free speech.
    • Stephen: Трамп does a “Jekyll and Hyde” on DACA
    • Jimmy Kimmel examines Dotard Трамп’s X-Ray
    • Late night reactions to Трамп’s ‘shithole’ remark
    • David Pakman: White House caught editing Трамп transcript to cover up his idiocy
    • Seth Meyers: Lewis Black reflects on the first year of Трамп’s presidency
    • Young Turks: Трамп paid hush money after sex with porn star, allegedly
    • Stephen: Трамп sold Norway F-52 aircrafts, which isn’t a real thing
    • A look at Трамп’s offensive comments on nonwhite immigrants
    • Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper shares his thoughts on Michael Wolff’s book
    • Joy Reid and Rev. Al Sharpton: Dotard Трамп has built a whole presidency on race
    • Michael Brooks: Трамп shows just how stupid he is when he blasts libel laws
    • Ari Melber: Lawyer who deposed Dotard Трамп speaks out.
    • Late Late Show: Steve Bannon and Dotard Трамп almost had it all
    • Samantha Bee: Beyond the Fire & Fury
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Low White House morale doesn’t stop Трамп
    • Farron Cousins: Трамп says US doesn’t want immigrants from “shithole countries”
    • Stephen: Трамп still thinks Mexico will pay for the wall
    • Maddow: Dotard Трамп fails to protect the U.S. from Russian attacks
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Feinstein, makes racist immigration comment
    • Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby: The “I Got a Really Big Button” song:

    • VOX: Here’s how Трамп’s nuclear “button” actually works…
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s 2,000 lies — A documentary
    • Stephen interviews Fire and Fury author Michael Wolff.
    • Trevor: Трамп gets dictator-y with the Justice Department
    • Late Show: Трамп sings the National Anthem
    • Ari Melber: How likely is a 25th amendment removal of a president?
    • Stephen: Sen. Dianne Feinstein gives no F’s (except for Fusion GPS’s testimony)
    • Maddow: Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse—Dossier has held up well despite GOP attacks
    • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Trend wars—Roy Moore out, Joe Arpaio in.
    • WaPo: The difference between the F-35 and the fictional F-52
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s insanely easy schedule
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: “Hating is what he does”
    • Stephen interviews Jake Tapper’s interview of Stephen Miller
    • Late Night: Amber Cougar Mellencamp performs “Sneaky Dianne”
    • James Cordon: Can we quiz Трамп on the National Anthem?
    • Joy Reid: Democrat introduces the “Stable Genius Act”
    • Stephen: Melania Трамп corrects the lies of “Fire and Fury”
    • James Corden: Steve Bannon needs a job
    • Late Night White House press briefing: Does the President believe in Satan?
    • Farron Cousins: Bitter Трамп wants to change libel laws so people can’t criticize him
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп ACTUALLY called these countries shitholes
    • Dotard Трамп shows even more signs of dementia: Episode 4
    • Stephen gets in a few words before Трамп’s libel crackdown
    • SuperDeluxe: Dotard Трамп is a stable genius
    • Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп breaks Mueller promise as “noose is tightening”.
    • Late Show: Kaplin Interview Prep—Russia investigation edition
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп speaks at a fourth-grade level
    • David Pakman: White House admits it found no evidence of 2016 voter fraud
    • Stephen: Stephen Miller got escorted out of CNN
    • Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп remarks may undo his racist policies:

    • Late Show: Трамп adjusts to life without Sloppy Steve.
    • Farron Cousins: Трамп cancels visit to Britain because he knows he isn’t welcome
    • WaPo fact checker: President Трамп’s top five false or misleading claims as of Jan. 10
    • Trevor: Трамп sends mixed messages on immigration
    • Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper talks about his Stephen Miller interview
    • Sam Seder: Dotard Трамп hits rock bottom, becomes a huge shithole before our eyes
    • Lily Allen sings fuck you to the 45
    • Stephen: How Трамп got his Mooch back
    • Young Turks: The most racist thing Трамп ever said?
    • Mark Fiore: The Трамп anthem
    • Joy Reid: My parents were from what Трамп calls “shithole countries”.
    • Jimmy Kimmel: Mike Pence might hate Трамп too
    • Stephen: Someone forgot to explain Трамп’s position on FISA to Трамп
    • Melania Трамп’s wife coach reveals secrets.
    • Seth Meyers: Трамп is becoming more erratic and working less
    • Stephen: Трамп and Russia

    Daily Show: The price of social change—Why California is paying gun offenders.

    Minute Physics: How we know black holes exist.

    VOX: The new US tax law, explained with cereal.

    Sam Seder: Kansas lawmaker stupidly claims blacks abuse pot because it’s “in their character”

    Full Frontal: Road to 2018—Stacey Abrams

    The FISA bill in 60 seconds.

    President Oprah:

    • Jimmy Kimmel: Oprah for President?
    • Stephen on how an Oprah presidency would look.
    • WaPo: Oprah’s political beliefs
    • Young Turks: Poll of Oprah vs Trump; and the winner is…
    • James Corden: Let’s just designate Oprah as the ‘stable genius’
    • Stephen: Future Presidents (Oprah) and past Presidents (Bannon)

    VOX: The real reason Amelia Earhart is so famous.

    Francesca Fiorentini: The powerful will erase you in 2020:

    The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: A crash course in Breitbart’s conspiracy journalism, Pt. 1

    The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: A crash course in Breitbart’s conspiracy journalism, Pt. 1

    Samantha Bee: No country for pregnant women.

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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    Alabama Election Thread

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/12/17, 4:59 pm

    Will you be singing Sweet Home Alabama? Or will Alabama Get Away? Either way this is the place to discuss tonight’s Yellowhammer special election. If it ain’t (broadly) about this election, take that crap to the previous open thread.

    I’ll be (*ahem*) Mobile on my way to Roanoke Park Place Tavern, and may post random observations and whatnot as the spirit moves me.

    Here’s one for the geeks among us:

    Moore's Law: Political insanity doubles every 18 months.

    — Bob Cohn (@1bobcohn) December 12, 2017

    The needle moved! NYT extrapolating model changes from "tie" to "Jones 0.5" with 2% of precincts reporting…

    — Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) December 13, 2017

    Roy Moore's horse Sassy breaks her silence pic.twitter.com/tRWqp3fyLn

    — JDCrowe2 (@Crowetoons) December 12, 2017

    Tweenie girls LOVE ponies!

    — Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) December 12, 2017

    So far, Doug Jones is holding his own in rural Alabama. Still extremely early. #ALSEN

    — Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) December 13, 2017

    5:56: AP has Moore leading for the first time, 7% reporting….

    6:02: I wish Washington election results would trickle in like this. This “one ballot dump a night” business sucks!

    6:05: With 16% precincts reporting, Moore’s lead has shrunk to +2%.

    6:10: Now 21% reporting, Moore’s lead is up to +5%

    I pray Roy Moore loses, but I am grateful the campaign kept him too
    busy to apply for a mall Santa job this year.

    — Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) December 12, 2017

    6:20: 33% in, Moore up by 5%.

    6:26: Now 40% in and Moore is still up by 5%.

    Half the votes are counted. Moore leads by four. But the needle is not impressed. pic.twitter.com/GxuBjP4AAo

    — Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) December 13, 2017

    6:33: Yep…with 50% of precincts reporting, Moore’s lead over Jones has shrunk to 3%. Remember, bigger and more urban precincts usually report later….

    Fmr McConnell chief of staff who often says what McConnell can’t: Thanks, Bannon “for showing us how to lose the reddest state in the union.” https://t.co/67cOT6ltVb

    — Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) December 13, 2017

    6:40: Moore’s lead is back up +7% with 62% in.

    6:57: Now 75% reporting and Moore’s lead has shrunk to +3% (51% to 48%).

    7:03: Now 77% and Moore’s lead shrinks to +2%.

    7:06: And at 81%, Jones is down by -1%.

    7:09: And with 85%, Jones is almost even with Moore at 49% each. Jones is still down about 5,000 votes out of a million and some votes.

    7:13: NYT still has Jones winning with a 73% probability by a margin of 2.1%

    7:15: And as I typed that, the NYT “needle” jumped giving Jones a probability of 84% and a final 2.7% margin.

    7:19: AP has 86% of precincts and Moore’s lead is about 500 votes.

    7:22: Now we have 88% reporting and Jones is up by 8,000 votes. The NYT web site has Jones probability of winning >95%.

    Blue tide.

    — michaelscherer (@michaelscherer) December 13, 2017

    FOX calls it for Jones🙌🙌🙌👋👍👍👍👍 #AlabamaSenateElection

    — Artemis (@artemis1954) December 13, 2017

    @nytimes & @AP calling Jones the winner! Not Fake News! Wheee!

    — Dr. John Fulwiler (@Doorcow) December 13, 2017

    7:37: I love the fact that Jones’ margin of victory is LESS THAN the number of write-in votes. In so many ways, this qualifies as a STRANGE election!

    Huh. I guess God hates child molesters.

    — Darryl Holman (@Hominid_Views) December 13, 2017

    7:52: If you are an Alabamian, child molestation is worse than being a Democrat. VERY SLIGHTLY WORSE!

    It’s not easy to go 0-2 in the same race with two different candidates but @realDonaldTrump just pulled that off. He has Bannon to thank for that 2nd loss

    — Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) December 13, 2017

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    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/13/17, 9:44 am

    DLBottlePlease join us this evening for some chat (*ahem*) Sessions over a drink at this weeks episode of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by and offer your two percent (on income above $250,000 if you file as single or $500,000 if filing jointly).

    We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

    https://youtu.be/UvbA0N7xFu4

    https://youtu.be/u_qOnuaLsYQ

    https://youtu.be/3ATnIls5HSM

    https://youtu.be/fD91dTeEzqE

    Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 234 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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    #WomensMarch

    by Darryl — Saturday, 1/21/17, 11:07 am

    Across the U.S. today, people are marching in support of women. Why? Because we now have a government run by assholes who are openly hostile to women.

    Exhibit one: The pussy-grabber-in-chief. That’s right, we are living in bizarro-world where the so-called leader openly boasts about using his position to sexually assault women or walk in on young women changing clothes at their workplace. It’s disgusting.

    Americans are responding:

    Women’s marches across the U.S. (@billmckibben)

    Women’s march brings far more people to D.C. than Drumpf’s inauguration. Sad!

    Here in Seattle we have the “Womxn’s March on Seattle” that starts with a rally at Judkins Park, followed by a march to Seattle Center at 11am. Something like 30,000 people are expected to participate. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is an underestimate.

    Judkins Park (@KIRO7Seattle)

    Judkins Park (@fwd2utopia)

    To join the demonstration, check out this information.

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    Follow-up: Poll aggregation and more on bogus pollsters

    by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/8/16, 2:50 pm

    I was hoping for a bunch of last minute polls being released today, but nada. Perhaps they were all released all last night.

    I’m a bit unhappy with the way this election cycle is ending. Since I started aggregating state presidential polls in 2007, one of my objectives has been to see how accurate a simple binomial model can be at predicting the presidential election, using only polls as the data. The model did very well in the 2008 and 2012 cycles.

    It is also a more difficult business in 2016. Obviously, the demise of the norm that there be a landline in nearly every home is an emerging problem. Many pollsters supplement landline polls with a cell phone sub-sample. This is expensive, because these calls must be done by people. Interactive voice or digit response polls aren’t permitted for cell phones.

    A more difficult problem for my analyses is that there has been a proliferation of internet-based polls. You’ve probably seen them: YouGov, Insights West, Google Analytics, Ipsos/Reuters, SurveyMonkey, to name a few. Most of these polls work by surveying from a very large opt-in panel, and then mathematically adjust the results to match a demographic profile. So, if not enough 50-60 year old White women respond, the few who do respond are, essentially, cloned.

    I’m sure this technology can work very well with a huge panel and careful background work to perfect the methods. It may be that some internet pollsters, say YouGov, have done so. But for every YouGov, there are probably a dozen internet polls that haven’t, and they frequently have bizarre results. I don’t want to be in the business of making subjective judgments about whose polls are “good enough” to accept. Therefore, I simply exclude polls that survey internet panels.

    Another problem is that internet polls generally don’t have well defined sample sizes. My analyses need to know the “effective” size of each poll to work. “Effective” means the equivalent number of individuals who, if live-polled, would generate the same statistical information as the internet poll. This should, in principle, be easy to estimate using simulation methods like bootstrap resampling, but I am not aware of direct analytical solutions (which would, at a minimum, have to use the distribution of weights). In any case, “effective” sample sizes don’t see to have made it in internet polls yet.

    Unfortunately, a number of pollsters switched—sometimes right in the middle of the election season—to using an internet panel. Pollsters that come to mind include Rasmussen, Gravis, and Public Policy Polling. These three pollsters make up a substantial fraction of the total state polls done in any season. I suppose I should accept an internet panel as an approximation of the cell phone sub-sample in a poll, but I didn’t this year. Rules and all that….

    Finally, there is the bogus pollsters. Regular readers may recall my fisking of a bogus Pennsylvania poll earlier this year. That was easy…they were amateurs. But the issue could be difficult to identify in real time with a bit more competence.

    If you haven’t read Goldy’s takedown of Remington Research and, to a lesser extent, Trafalgar Group, read it now. This development has me down, because I am now in the predicament of ignoring suspicious polls, or playing “poll cop,” something I detest.

    I frequently laugh (and mock) right-wingers and their beefs with individual polls or pollsters—think “Unskewed Polls” from 2012. The charges usually amount to nothing but hating the fact that their candidate is losing. Get a grip!

    But now, that is what I seem to be doing—calling out a pollster (or two) for bogus polls. There is one difference: my motivation is to be as accurate as possible. Bogus polls fuck with me, whether they come up showing the Democrat up or the Republican up. If lefties launched an effort to dump bogus pro-Democrat polls on the market in order fuck up the aggregated results, I would call the out as well, because their bogus polls would fuck with the accuracy of my polling analyses.

    As an aside, remember Birther Queen Orly Taitz? She wrote a blog post a couple of days ago calling upon both Remington Research and Trafalgar Group to swoop into New Hampshire to stop the polling trend there. Here is part of her screed:

    However, Democratic Party came up with an absolutely bogus poll from WMUR/UNH, showing Trump behind by 11%, which lowered his average from winning to being 0.6% behind and his total electoral votes from winning 270 to 266. This is a clear psy-op. You can see that all the polls showed Trump leading from 5% to Clinton leading by 1%. This poll showing Clinton ahead by 11% in NH is a complete farce. By the way, Republican senator, Kelly Ayotte, is leading by the same margin and the same WMUR/UNH came with a similar bogus poll to show her far behind.
    Remington and Trafalgar pollsters need to post a true poll for New Hampshire ASAP. This poll will move Trump into the lead in NH and his total electoral votes will go up from 266 to winning 270!
    Readers of Taitz report are asked to call Remington and Trafalgar pollsters and urge them to publish asap a true poll for New Hampshire

    Huh…

    So, now I am in a position of having TWO sets of results. One set based on my stated rules and assumptions set out over a year ago. And I have the results excluding Remington Research and Trafalgar Group, whose polls I strongly suspect are bogus. Fuck, I hate that!

    • If these two pollsters are legit (full write-up): Clinton wins with 84.5% probability with, on average, 282 votes. The most likely outcome is 276 electoral votes with a 9.03% probability
    • If they are bogus, as I suspect (full write-up): Clinton wins with 98.7% probability with, on average, 310 votes. The most likely outcome is 305 electoral votes with a 5.09% probability

    With any luck, we’ll know which version corresponds most closely to reality very soon. Finally, here are the relevant graphics, side by side. Click for a larger image.

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    Poll Analysis: Democrats make gains

    by Darryl — Monday, 11/7/16, 11:23 pm


    Senate Democrats*
    Senate Republicans
    39.2% probability
    60.8% probability
    Mean of 49 seats
    Mean of 51 seats

    Electoral College Map

    Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Lousiana Maine Maryland Massachusettes Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia D.C. Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

    Saturday’s analysis showed control of the Senate to likely remain in the hands of the Republicans. The Democrats had only a 12.1% probability of taking the Senate. I’ve added about 20 new polls since then. I’ve also shortened the “current poll” window to 10 days (if only to match the Presidential election).

    Two days later, after 100,000 simulated elections, Democrats have a Senate majority 12,350 times, there were 26,823 ties), and Republicans control the Senate 60,827 times. In other words, Democrats have a 39.2% probability of controlling the Senate and Republicans have a 60.8% probability of controlling the Senate.

    There has been a few interesting changes.

    • Florida: Democrat Patrick Murphy is trying to oust Sen. Marco Rubio (R). Rubio has held the lead in recent polls, but his margins have shrunk. Rubio’s chances have shrunk from near certainty to a 96% probability. This is still quite good, of course.
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    • Missouri: Democrat Jason Kander is going after Sen. Roy Blunt’s (R) seat. We lose three old polls and gain two new ones for a total of 6 polls. Two are tied; Blunt leads by small margins in three polls. One poll has Kander up by +0.7%. This has shifted the Democrat’s chances from 6.6% to 42.9%.
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    • Nevada: We have 2 current NV polls in the open seat race between Catherine Cortez Masto (D) and Joe Heck (R). The most recent poll has Cortez Masto up +1%; the other poll has Heck up by +2%. So The Democrat’s chances have risen from 7% to 43%.

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    • New Hampshire: The state is just close, close, close. Of 7 current polls Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R) leads by small margins in four, and Maggie Hassan (D) leads by small margins in three. The analysis suggests Hassan has a 33% chance of taking the seat.

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    • North Carolina: This is another very close state. The four current polls give two to Sen. Richard Burr (R) and one to Deborah Ross (D); the last one is a tie. Consequently, Burr’s chances of keeping his seat has dropped from 85% to 72%.

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    • Wisconsin: This is the only significant gain for Republicans. Democrat Russ Feingold has been leading Sen. Ron Johnson (R) for the great majority of polls. The three “current” polls have Feingold up, but with smaller margins than the past (+1%, +2%, and +3%). Johnson’s chances have increased from 14% last Saturday to 22% now.

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    Here is the distribution of Senate seats from the simulations:*

    This graphs shows the probability of at least each number of seats controlled by the Democrats:*

    • 100000 simulations: Democrats control the Senate 39.2%, Republicans control the Senate 60.8%.
    • Average ( SE) seats for Democrats: 49.2 ( 1.1)
    • Average (SE) seats for Republicans: 50.8 ( 1.1)
    • Median (95% CI) seats for Democrats: 49 (47, 51)
    • Median (95% CI) seats for Republicans: 51 (49, 53)

    Expected outcomes from the simulations:

    • Democratic seats w/no election: 35
    • Independent seats w/no election: one
    • Republican seats w/no election: 30
    • Contested Democratic seats likely to remain Democratic: nine
    • Contested Republican seats likely to remain Republican: 21
    • Contested Democratic seats likely to switch: one
    • Contested Republican seats likely to switch: three

    This table shows the number of Senate seats controlled for different criteria for the probability of winning a state:* Safe>0.9999, Strong>90%, Leans>60%, Weak>50%

    Threshold Safe + Strong + Leans + Weak
    Safe Democrat 43
    Strong Democrat 4 47
    Leans Democrat 1 1 48
    Weak Democrat 0 0 0 48
    Weak Republican 1 1 1 52
    Leans Republican 4 4 51
    Strong Republican 5 47
    Safe Republican 42

    This table summarizes the results by state. Click on the poll number to see the individual polls included for a state.

    # Sample % % Dem Rep
    State @ polls size Dem Rep % wins % wins
    AL 0 0 (0) (100)
    AK 1& 320 23.4 76.6 0.0 100.0
    AZ 6 4147 43.6 56.4 0.0 100.0
    AR 1& 608 38.2 61.8 0.0 100.0
    CA 1 552 63.4 36.6 100.0 0.0
    CO 3 1681 54.3 45.7 99.3 0.7
    CT 1& 872 61.7 38.3 100.0 0.0
    FL 4 2739 47.6 52.4 3.7 96.3
    GA 3 2008 44.1 55.9 0.0 100.0
    HI 0 0 (100) (0)
    ID 1& 823 29.5 70.5 0.0 100.0
    IL 1 450 60.0 40.0 99.9 0.1
    IN 2 884 48.3 51.7 23.6 76.4
    IA 3 1804 37.1 62.9 0.0 100.0
    KS 1 535 36.4 63.6 0.0 100.0
    KY 1& 566 41.5 58.5 0.2 99.8
    LA 1& 794 34.6 65.4 0.0 100.0
    MD 1& 614 66.6 33.4 100.0 0.0
    MO 6 4595 49.0 51.0 17.1 82.9
    NV 2 1332 49.6 50.4 42.9 57.1
    NH 7 4312 49.5 50.5 32.6 67.4
    NY 1 567 72.8 27.2 100.0 0.0
    NC 4 2777 49.2 50.8 28.2 71.8
    ND 0 0 (0) (100)
    OH 3 2342 38.6 61.4 0.0 100.0
    OK 0 0 (0) (100)
    OR 1& 558 62.7 37.3 100.0 0.0
    PA 8 4945 52.4 47.6 99.3 0.7
    SC 1& 941 38.4 61.6 0.0 100.0
    SD 1& 534 39.3 60.7 0.1 99.9
    UT 2 778 28.7 71.3 0.0 100.0
    VT 1& 559 69.1 30.9 100.0 0.0
    WA 1 641 56.8 43.2 99.2 0.8
    WI 3 2778 51.0 49.0 78.1 21.9

    @ Current party in office
    & An older poll was used (i.e. no recent polls exist).
    *Analysis assume that the two independent candidates will caucus with the Democrats.

    Details of the methods are given in the FAQ.

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    Poll Analysis: Playing with questionable polls

    by Darryl — Monday, 11/7/16, 9:28 pm

    Clinton
    Trump
    84.5% probability of winning
    15.5% probability of winning
    Mean of 282 electoral votes
    Mean of 256 electoral votes


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    Yesterday’s analysis showed Sec. Hillary Clinton (D) leading Donald Trump (R) with 290 EVs to 248 EVs. If the election was held yesterday, we would expect Clinton to win with an 86.8% chance.

    Since that analysis there have been about 28 new polls release that satisfy my inclusion criteria. I should point out, that the new polls include eight new polls from Remington Research (R) and four from Trafalgar Group (R). If the significance of this escapes you, read Goldy’s post.

    One of the things I am going to do in this analysis is do two analyses: one with these two pollsters included, and one that excludes all Remington and Trafalgar polls. Pick the one you wish.

    Which one is right? It is hard to say. I hate accusing a pollster of producing bogus polls. I’ve had numerous people complain about including this poll or that poll, and I ignore them. The entire premise of my effort is that by aggregating polls broadly, any “house effects” will cancel. But the oddities of Remington are clear. Trafalgar polls also seem quite dodgy.

    Okay…Here we go. Scroll down or click here for the alternative analysis.

    Analysis with All Polls

    Today, after 100,000 simulated elections, Clinton wins 84,508 times and Trump wins 15,492 times (including the 2,449 ties). Clinton received (on average) 282 (-8) to Trump’s 256 (+8) electoral votes. In an election held now, Clinton would have a 84.5% probability of winning and Trump would have a 15.5% probability of winning. Thus, Clinton slips a bit, but the race isn’t changing much.

    The long term trends in this race can be seen from a series of elections simulated every seven days using polls from 07 Nov 2015 to 07 Nov 2016, and including polls from the preceding ten days (FAQ).

    An animated sequence of maps and electoral vote distributions can be seen here

    Here is the distribution of electoral votes [FAQ] from the simulations:
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