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Constantine Vetoes Metro Funding Plan: “We Shouldn’t Spend Money We Don’t Have”

by Goldy — Tuesday, 6/10/14, 8:05 am

By a 5-4 vote yesterday afternoon, the King County Council voted to adopt a Metro funding plan that would implement the first round of scheduled cuts in September, but would defer adopting further cuts in the hope that increased sales tax revenues, higher fares, transfers from capital funds, and additional savings could close the gap. King County Executive Dow Constantine immediately vetoed the plan:

“We need a reliable way to pay for bus service – but until then, we shouldn’t spend money we don’t have, we shouldn’t use one-time money to pay ongoing expenses, and decisions to save or cut service should be based on objective criteria and data, not on politics,” said Executive Constantine. “This ordinance falls short on all counts. I must respectfully veto this legislation, and ask that the Council keep working on a solution that is responsible and sustainable.”

Council member Rod Dembowski spearheaded the plan along with the four suburban Republicans, and no doubt his intentions are pure. His objective is to avoid unnecessary pain. The problem is, without substantial additional revenue, much of the pain will be unavoidable. And by putting off the decision as long as possible, we risk lulling voters and Metro riders into a state of complacency.

The anti-Prop 1 folks like to promote this meme that new revenue is unnecessary—that if Metro just tightens its belt a bit, everything will be okay. For example, yesterday the Seattle Times editorial board urged Metro to “begin the hard work of reforming the agency,” once again ignoring the fact that in response to collapsing revenue and a state performance audit, Metro has implemented substantial reforms that achieved hundreds of millions of dollars in long term cost savings.

The Demobowski plan, unfortunately, just feeds into this fiction that Metro has a spending problem, not a revenue one.

The other Democrats on the council proposed an alternative plan that would have adopted the proposed cuts, phased in over the next year and a half or so, but would have also given Constantine the flexibility to delay cuts if revenues rebound or cost savings materialize. That seems like a more responsible approach to long term planning, and a more realistic presentation to the public of what most likely lies in store.

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Statement from Carl Ballard on “Statement from Rep. Jay Rodne on governor’s decision to suspend death penalty”

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/17/14, 5:59 pm

Ostensibly small government representative Jay Rodne is still in favor of the state being able to put a needle into someone’s arm and put enough poison in them to take their life. You know, small government. Smallity small small. He’s angry enough to have a press release. Sorry this is a bit old.

Gov. Jay Inslee today announced he was suspending the death penalty in Washington state for as long as he is in office. In the wake of this announcement, Rep. Jay Rodne, R-Snoqualmie and lead Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, issued the following statement:

There has to be a more effective way of saying “cruel and lacking any political power” than “lead Republican on the House Judiciary Committee” but I don’t know what it is. Maybe just “powerless asshole.”

“The governor’s decision is a distraction from the issues that people care about the most. It also seems very political – at the expense of victims of violent crimes and their families. This must be a difficult day for these families as they are confronted with the reality that the governor cares more about a few convicted killers than justice for their loved ones. It’s unfortunate and prolongs the closure they deserve.”

It’s a distraction to even talk about it says the press release about it. And you know, I haven’t seen any polling on Washington and the death penalty, but I’m guessing the political thing to do would have been keeping it.

Also, what kind of a dickbag can write “the governor cares more about a few convicted killers than justice for their loved ones”? Seriously, is Jay Inslee making sure that victims of crimes are locked up for life? Because that’s what he’s doing with the killers. Unlike Representative Rodne, I won’t pretend to speak for all victims of crime or pretend they’re a monolith. However they feel about Inslee’s decision is the right way for them to feel. But to pretend that the state isn’t doing anything for them because the state hasn’t killed their killers is just so spectacularly dishonest, that I don’t know what to do with it.

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Sequester brings out Republicans’ inner socialist: II

by Darryl — Friday, 3/29/13, 3:15 pm

Radical reality-denying rightist Congressman Steve “Never Heard of Anyone Getting Pregnant by Statutory Rape” King (R-IA-4) was recently on a call-in talk show and had this conversation:

CALLER: When I see the First Lady and the beautiful girls going off to the Bahamas waving goodbye to us, it’s really hard to stomach. When we’re tightening our belts, either all of us should do it or none of us should do it. This, I am pretty tolerant, I always have been, I usually shut my mouth. This is not acceptable.

KING: Carla, you’re on point and on the mark all the way through. […] You’re right on the president. He needs to show some austerity himself. Instead he wanted to tell America how bad it was going to be. […] We’ve got the president doing these things. He sent the daughters to spring break in Mexico a year ago. That was at our expense, too. And now to the Bahamas at one of the most expensive places there. That is the wrong image to be coming out of the White House.

A couple of corrections for the underformed nutburger of a Congressman. First, Obama did not “send his daughters to spring break in Mexico.” One daughter (Malia) was allowed to…

…join a school trip to Oaxaca [, Mexico], where students volunteered at an orphanage, visited archaeological sites and sipped vanilla milkshakes on the honey-colored town plaza.

The school has done such trips for years.

Second, the Obamas pay for their own vacations and school field trips. The government pays for security, as it should. And notice that King isn’t complaining about that—for good reason. Imagine the PR disaster he would endure should any member of the First Family get hurt.

King believes Obama “needs to show some austerity himself” because he was telling “America how bad it was going to be.” Obama has pointed out how the sequestration cuts will hurt Americans, but so have a bunch of Republicans Congresscritters—you know, the the ones whining about losing tax payer-funded economic subsidies to their districts.

How odd that King’s calls for Obama to show austerity.

Obama makes a fair amount of money. He is wealthier than most Americans. Oh…and he is the leader of the free fucking world. He certainly has the money (and credit line) to allow his child to go on a school trip to Mexico, or to send his family on the occasional vacation, like the trip to the Bahamas.

So what’s gotten up Rep. King’s ass that makes him think that the President shouldn’t use his own money how he wants to use it? Isn’t that the American way?

You know who would agree with King that Obama should renounce the trappings of wealth and live the life of a commoner?

Karl Marx.

Once again, I call upon the major newspapers of this country to investigate these members of Congress to find out if they are pro-America or FUCKING SOCIALISTS!

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BEST of HA: Goldy’s Adventures in Muniland

by Goldy — Thursday, 1/13/11, 9:30 am

[In a fit of nostalgia (and laziness), I’m marking my remaining days here on HA by posting links to some of my favorite and most influential posts. If you have favorites you’d like to see, please let me know.]

04/25/2008: Goldy’s Adventures in Muniland

I crashed the Municipal League’s 2008 Civic Awards last night at the Olympic Sculpture Park, where my friend and colleague David Postman was being honored for “Governmental News Reporting of the Year.” Knowing that Postman’s bosses at the Seattle Times had forbade him from accepting the award in person so as not to compromise his impartiality—and unencumbered by these (or any) ethical burdens of my own—I realized that there must be an unused name tag at the registration table with at least half my name on it… and sure enough I managed to sign in as Postman, no questions asked.

His “Honoree” name tag firmly pinned to my lapel and a surfeit of free drink tickets in hand, I strolled into the PACCAR Pavilion determined to do Postman proud by mingling with our city’s power elite on his behalf. As it turned out, I would need the drink tickets.

I don’t do nearly enough straight satire here on HA, but this was certainly one of my best. Read the whole thing.

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Don’t Worry About the Polls, Change Them

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 8/3/10, 8:42 pm

When I see bad, or for that matter good, polls I can’t be too worked up. Of course I prefer the Democrat up, and up by a lot. And of course I’d prefer the generic ballot look better. But I’m not staring into the abyss, because the Democrats aren’t in the same place as the Mariners.

Believe me, as a Mariners fan, I’ve slogged through some terrible seasons without being able to change anything. A few years ago at the end of a bear of a season when Seattle and Texas were long eliminated, I was sitting in the first row of an outfield seat. Right in front of me, a Mariner’s popup came near the warning track, and the Ranger’s right fielder went into a dive for the ball. “I got it, I got it!” I yelled, and the Ranger dropped the ball. While I like to think I made him drop it, the truth is he probably just bobbled it because he was an AAA call up without much Major League experience. That’s the closest I’ve come to changing anything on the field.

But it’s often said that politics isn’t a spectator sport. And this year as every year, I’m not going to just sit and watch. I’ve worked the phones, donated, and knocked on doors for candidates I believe in, and will continue through November.

And that’s where the next few months for the D’s can be a lot better than the next few months for the M’s. There are enough fine candidates that we can all make a difference. I don’t know what the polls show for DelBene, but I’ll be making calls and knocking on doors for her. Same with Patty Murray (the poll Goldy cited earlier aside). Those of you who live south of here can do the same for Heck.

If you aren’t inspired by those people, there are plenty of state and local races and initiative campaigns. If you don’t like to talk to strangers about politics, they can all use money. They can all use letters to the editor. They can all use you mentioning them on Facebook and Twitter. They can all use you talking to friends and putting up yard signs. All of those things will change the facts, and matter more than what you see in polls.

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RE: WA should follow CA’s lead, and put pot legalization on the ballot

by Lee — Saturday, 1/30/10, 3:57 pm

As a follow-up to Goldy’s post below, there’s already a group organizing an initiative for Washington. It’s called Sensible Washington and they expect to release the final wording of their initiative and begin signature gathering by March 1. Their initiative is not expected to specify the state liquor stores as the distributors, but will only legalize possession for adults. The state would then be on the hook for setting up regulations for where and how it can be sold.

One of the concerns of legalization advocates (both Goldy and I share this concern) is that there won’t be enough money to collect the necessary signatures. As the top post at Sensible Washington points out, PayPal has a history of freezing the accounts of drug law reform groups, and banks won’t work with them. I’d be curious to know how much of this results from archaic rules and misconceptions about drug law reform, and how much comes from potential crackdowns from the federal government. As for Paypal, one clue might be that one of its founders considers the era of alcohol prohibition as the last great era of American politics (I guess that makes him a libertarian).

So for now, they’re taking mail-in donations before a volunteer army of signature gatherers hit the ground across the state to put this initiative on the ballot. There’s certainly enthusiasm for drug law reform right now, but no one is really sure whether it will be enough to qualify. I guess we’re about to find out.

UPDATE (Goldy):
As an followup to Lee’s followup, Sensible Washington’s account of their difficulties in securing credit card processing is worth a read.
On the one hand, if millionaire investment banker Michael Dunmire wants an initiative on the ballot, he just writes Tim Eyman a check; on the other hand, if a group of grassroots activists wants to raise money online from small contributors, the banks won’t give them a merchant account, out of fear of I don’t know what.

So much for “direct democracy.”

That said, I emailed the folks at Sensible Washington earlier today to suggest that they set up an account with ActBlue, the same progressive online fundraising site through which we collectively raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Darcy Burner. ActBlue is now set up to handle state legislative and initiative campaigns in Washington state, in addition to federal races, a feature that R-71 made good use of last year.

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Guest Post, Sen. Ed Murray: 520 bridge replacement project rife with opportunities (let’s seize them)

by Sen. Ed Murray — Wednesday, 1/6/10, 2:16 pm

The 520 bridge replacement project is more than another transportation project.

It is an opportunity to build healthy places to live, work, and play that our region won’t see again for at least another half century.

It is an opportunity to be good stewards of the environment and to address climate change.

It is an opportunity for our many local communities to come together and act as a region.

It is an opportunity for us to determine what kind of city we want and the quality of life of our neighborhoods.

It is an opportunity for our state to offer a vision of transportation for the 21st Century and not just building roads like its 1959.

Finally it is again an opportunity to move our transportation system forward.

It will take leadership to bring together all the many points of view on how to best move forward on transportation. But we have done it before.

During my time as Chair of the House Transportation Committee, working with my Republican and Democratic counterparts in both the House and the Senate, we passed fourteen and half cents in gas taxes by bringing road and transit advocates from the east and west side together.

(I point out the fact that I worked to pass the largest financing package for roads in our state’s history only to preempt the pigeonholing of my perspective here as that of another Seattle Democrat transit advocate.)

It will take leadership from the environmental community to get transit right. Transportation remains the single largest contributor to global warming in Washington State – over half our greenhouse emissions come from vehicles. The 520 bridge project offers a real opportunity to build a transportation structure of the future that contributes to the solution.

Neither the legislation authorizing the new 520 bridge, nor any of the current designs, integrate transit into the design or planning of the project. Nor is there any financing mechanism for new transit in the corridor, particularly for high capacity transit. The name alone — “The 520 Bridge and HOV Replacement Project” – is proof that again we are building a road to move cars, and not a transportation corridor to move people and goods. The current plan amounts to placing existing buses onto new HOV lanes to share with cars. Glaringly, it lacks a streamlined connection for transit riders between the north/south transit corridor at new Sound Transit Station at Montlake and any future transit riders moving east/west from the new 520.

It will take leadership from the City to bring neighborhoods that currently disagree amongst themselves together. Far more people live and work near the 520 bridges then the Viaduct. The City should use the model it developed during the creation of urban villages to approach the project in a comprehensive manner. It should put the Departments of Planning, Neighborhoods, and Transportation on the ground and bring together neighborhoods that are currently divided, creating an all-neighborhoods comprehensive mitigation and transportation plan. It is impossible for the Seattle legislators to support a city position when one is lacking.

It will take leadership on the part of the county to bring urban and suburban interests together. The county with the new leadership of Dow Constantine from Seattle and Fred Jarrett from the east side of Lake Washington is uniquely positioned to bring both sides of the lake together and act as a region. The state should consider allowing the County to assume all coordination for planning and financing for a new 520 and I-90 corridor transportation authority.

It will take leadership in the Legislature to address the fact that the current financial plan is unattainable. During the negotiations to pass the nine-and-a-half-cent gas tax east of the lake, legislators insisted on moving $1.5 billion out of 520 and applying it to I-405. Now we have a shortfall. The solution is to toll I-90 in addition to 520, and committing toll revenues to the construction, maintenance and operations of the bridge and of transit.

If we fail to come together as a region on a project that is crucial to our economic future, I believe we will destroy the coalition that moved our transportation system forward and return again to the defeats we suffered in years past.

We have succeeded in the past and we can do it again. Let’s capitalize on the many unique opportunities we face. Let’s move our transportation system forward.

— Sen. Ed Murray

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“…but he can’t hide his George Bush record”

by William — Friday, 7/18/08, 12:28 pm

Gov. Gregoire has a diary up at Daily Kos right now. Here’s a slice:

Why are they attacking me so early? Because they know there is something happening in our country – people are hungry for a new direction, away from the Bush Administration.

They are so aware of this fact that my opponent filed as a member of the “GOP Party,” hiding the fact that he is a Republican. And what is on my opponent’s website? The word “Change” in the largest font you have ever seen.

We all know that voters are desperate for change in our nation, ready to turn around the failed policies of the Bush Administration. But voters are smart. They know the kind of change they are looking for.

Republican Dino Rossi can spend millions on attacks, pretend he isn’t a Republican and even give lip service to change, but he can’t hide his George Bush record.

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Time to give Rossi’s $15.5 billion $50 billion fantasy the Roads and Transit treatment

by William — Wednesday, 4/16/08, 2:49 pm

Remember all those funny acronyms from last fall’s mainstream media coverage of the Roads and Transit campaign? YOE, for year of expenditure was a favorite of many of Seattle’s newspaper writers and columnists. They were fixated (examples here, here, and here) on slapping the Roads and Transit plan with as high a price tag as they could by including inflation into the total price tag of the plan, not just the price tag in current year dollars. By doing so, they held the Roads and Transit plan to a standard never before seen for a tax measure or capital construction program in our region.

Yesterday Dino Rossi released his transportation fantasy and said it would cost $15.5 billion in 2007 dollars. Keep in mind, that’s in last year’s dollars.

I have done a little bit of “back of the envelope” math (you know the kind that Rossi’s Republican, anti-light rail pals did when they fed the media their scary cost numbers on Prop 1) and the results I get are staggering. Rossi’s $15.5 billion plan, when you account for 4 percent annual inflation over a 30 year construction schedule, suddenly balloons to $50 billion dollars. And this doesn’t even include the interest on the bonds that would be needed to finance all of Rossi’s made up project cost estimates. So we would have to add all of the interest payments to the $50 billion number to get the true cost, well at least according to our friends in the “traditional media.”

You can do the math yourself with this handy little inflation calculator.

UPDATE [Lee]: This part from a post by Martin at the Seattle Transit Blog made me laugh:

So I looked to Dino Rossi’s Transportation Plan with hope and anticipation. I shouldn’t have. This document was first sent to me by a Gregoire operative; when your own campaign literature is being gleefully distributed by the other side, that’s a bad sign.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/3/26, 4:04 pm

DLBottleSwing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. We’ll be watching a few elections around the U.S., engaging in discussions about politics, and having a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/27/26, 7:36 pm

USAFacts: A data-driven State of the Union

Rachel Maddow: DOJ is all apologies as judges lose patience with defied orders

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live) ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Some Find Lying Exhausting. Not Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gives medal to Connor Hellebuyck
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has raised global tariffs to 15%
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп throws tantrum at SOTU, tries to co-opt men’s hockey Olympic gold medal victory
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп claims everything is GREAT, MAGAland gives rave reviews & bombshell Epstein report about The Dotard
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the only president stupid enough to believe he has unlimited power to set tariffs
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s State of Disaster
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Here Lies Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ And As He Begins to Ramble ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: That wasn’t a state of the union. It was an ad for erectile dysfunction.
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Real State of the Union (Stand Up, Speak Out) ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: The State of the (super divided, probably about to fully implode) Union, apparently
  • Jon Stewart: SCOTUS torches Трамп’s tariffs, Iran war looms & MAGA co-opts Team USA hockey win
  • Stephen: A dark speech filled with divisive lies & USA women’s hockey gets a better offer
  • Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Трамп’s State of the Union Address 2026
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Getting More Demented Every Day ♬
  • LegalEagle: Tariffs are dead! Long live tariffs!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard takes credit for USA hockey Olympic gold
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pervert Messiah (Now available in Orange!) ♬
  • Former Kimmel writer Bess Kalb hilariously roasts Трамп’s free speech charade (in Congressional testimony)
  • Desi Lydic: SOTU recap—Трамп gets Tarantino-gory & award-crazy in record-long address
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens war with Iran over nuclear program he claimed he obliterated
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks Jimmy again, goes to war with Supreme Court & Kash Patel parties at Olympics
  • The Late Show: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Is Deeply Unpopular ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s speech was disborbing & why DOJ didn’t search Epstein’s storage units
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Little Dotard Melt-Down ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s State of the Union Speech LEAKED
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Legacy He Deserves ♬

LegalEagle: Colbert’s banned interview

Parody Project: ♫ Weapons of Mass Illumination ♬

Robert Reich: Billie Eilish debunks billionaire charity

Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ The Constitution Binds Us All ♬

The Gullible, The Grifters, and The Goons:

  • Tommy Campbell: RFK Jr & Kid Rock’s shirtless workout is trolled and mocked
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Join Ice (live) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He’s Coverin’ Up Them Files ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Kash Patel’s hockey fantasy
  • The Late Show: The DOJ explains missing Epstein files with allegations about Трамп
  • Seth Meyers: Kash Patel parties in Italy, SCOTUS strikes down tariffs, Трамп to release UFO files
  • Matthew Cooke: How is everyone still falling for this?:

  • Desi Lydic: RFK and Kid Rock strip down for workout video & Kristi Noem flies in a fuck plane
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп and the Pedophile Elite ♬
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Jesus Doesn’t Love You When You Lie (the Karoline Leavitt Song) ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We Gotta Stop the Raids ♬
  • The Late Show: Kash Patel ruins hockey
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Red (live) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Official Business of the FBI ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ The Fate of Melania ♬:

  • Jordan Klepper: LindellTV News is QAnon meets QVC, and now they’re in the White House Press Corps
  • Desi Lydic: DOJ buries Epstein files on Трамп & snowball fight turns MAGA into snowflakes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hasn’t testified about Epstein but Hillary Clinton forced to & Mayor Mamdani visits The Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ When Will MAGA Wake Up? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to RFK fitness video

ONN: U.S. populace appoints designated survivor

LegalEagle: Super Bowl ad announces 4th amendment nightmare

John Oliver: Twitter

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/24/26, 4:31 pm

DLBottle

It is Tuesday and the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will get together to chat politics and whatnot. Stop by for a beer and some conversation. We get started at 8:00pm. With any luck, Sweet Potato Hitler will have concluded his vaunting prevarication and verbal self-pleasuring by then.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/20/26, 10:03 pm

Stephen with historian Walter Isaacson: A typo in the first line of the Declaration of Independence?

JoJoFromJerz: We need accountability HERE, in America

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s fake coal award mocked & RFK Jr ’s “Eat Real” is roasted
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп SPIRALS through five stages of grief after SCOTUS rejects his unconstitutional tariffs scheme
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Memorial Sewage Spill ♬
  • The Daily Show: Trump absolves himself from Epstein saga before “million mentions” bombshell
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Ol’ Donnie Lies When He’s in Motion ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп defeated at high court in 6-3 tariff smackdown
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Prince Andrew’s arrest
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп remembers The Reverend Jesse Jackson….
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Nothing has separated voters from Трамп more than the Epstein “cover-up”
  • The Resistance: ♫ Transparent ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard threatens Supreme Court with tariffs
  • Eric Schwartz: ♫ Asshole’s Day ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Judge shuts down Трамп’s history re-write in devastating ruling
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Economics–Squeeze the Poor to Help the Rich ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m Exonerated ♬
  • The Daily Show: Трамп’s history with Epstein Pt. 6
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that the Supreme Court has ruled against Трамп’s tariffs
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard names his favorite 5 Presidents
  • The Resistance: ♫ President’s Day (But Not For You) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s new “Department of Irony” ♬

Bill Hoover: ♫ These Mooks Are Made For Mockin’ ♬

Robert Reich: Why are CEOs paid so much?

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets Of Minneapolis ♬ (Radio Mix):

Vox: What was immigration like before ICE?

The Colbert Bump—James Talarico Edition

  • Stephen: Why CBS didn’t broadcast Stephen Colbert’s interview with James Talarico
  • Stephen: This is the interview.
  • Stephen: Why everyone’s talking about Stephen Colbert, CBS, the FCC and James Talarico?
  • Liberal Redneck: The Talarico affair and the fight for American Christianity

John D. Cundle: ♫ Liberation Day at Penguin Island ♬

U2: ♫ American Obituary ♬:

Bill Hoover: ♫ Epsteins Chums ♬

Fraudsters, Murderers, Liars and Other Deplorable MAGA Scoundrels:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Right People ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Covers the “Blanketgate Scandal” ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп Cabinet’s tone deafness makes election outreach plan ridiculous
  • Stephen: Kristi Noem—A boss With benefits
  • LegalEagle: She honked at ICE. They shot her five times.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ These are Things We’re Expected to Believe ♬
  • LegalEagle: Largest bribe in American history
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Just Hate ICE ♬
  • John Oliver: ICE and DHS:

  • Rachael Maddow: Rubio beclowns himself dancing to Trump’s tune; U.S. security suffers with Rubio’s distractions
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Precious and Few 2026 ♬
  • Steve Shives: The Bondi method of congressional testimony
  • Christopher Titus: Chaos in America
  • JoJoFromJerz: Republicans have NO RED LINE!
  • Stephen: Epstein crony Andrew faces consequences & Трамп’s A-List peace board & did Obama leak alien intel?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ RFK Fried His Brain ♬
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Whirlwind ♬:

  • LegalEagle: DOJ in contempt of Congress?
  • Stephen: Optimism hits a new low & Epstein pals face consequences & a Kristi Noem update
  • Paul Krugman: Now Трампists are menacing Economists
  • Schmoyoho: ♫ How Is The Dow ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп thinks the arrest of Epstein-linked ex-Prince Andrew is “a very sad thing”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Forget Kristi’s Blanket ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: Something isn’t adding up with Erika Kirk
  • Stephen: Pope Leo XIV won’t join the Board Of Peace & someone’s record disapproval & the “MAHA workout”

Robert Reich: The corporations profiting Off of ICE

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/17/26, 4:51 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together this evening to talk politics, elections, laws, the media, and a plethora of other things. Stop by, relax, have a drink and join the conversations.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/13/26, 9:27 pm

Kathy: ♫ I wore my heart ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von ShitzOnUs:

  • Brenna Perez:I made BrennaRx! With it’s own coupons!
  • LegalEagle: Трамп sues himself and wants $10 billion payout
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Propaganda Is the Policy ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When you depart this world of woe (I never said this is about Трамп) ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп bet Americans were as bigoted as Stephen Miller—he was wrong
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп in retreat as disastrous anti-immigrant campaign becomes political catastrophe
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Ignoring Epstein leads, the Трамп DOJ tries and fails to indict six Dems for reciting the law
  • Steve Shives: Teacher reacts to school being renamed for The Dotard Трамп
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Lyin’ and Spinnin’ (and Cheatin’ and Hidin’) ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance & reposts vile and racist video of the Obamas
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Dare Not Testify! (‘cuz with him, dere’re no testicles) ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп says Modi says he won’t buy more oil from Russia
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Capitulation Won’t Satisfy a Bully ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: Endless Lies (The Dotard’s valentine to Pam Bondi)
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard ends the endangerment finding
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Midnight Staffer ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Our Petty, Pervy President ♬
  • Cathy Fink: ♫ The President’s for Sale ♬:

  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s lies about immigrant workers, debunked
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп Gets Made-Up “Champion of Coal” Award & Guts EPA Regulations
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Letter to the POTUS ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп admin’s “cartel drone” story bursts like a balloon. Or four.
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s desperate to destroy the planet, Pam Bondi’s Epstein Karen-thon & Dems want ICE reform
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: When Трамп’s poll numbers find new lows, he retreats
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Just a Little Carnage Each Day ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Most Racist Thing I’ve Seen Out of This White House ♬
  • Ali Velshi: The latest humiliation for Трамп in devastating new poll

Robert Reich: How billionaires are ruining sports

Evan Greer: ♫ “You Will Have to Come Through Us” ♬

Executioners, Liars, Nihilists and Other Maggoty Meats:

  • Jen Psaki: Трамп activates fringe conspiracy theorists to reverse engineer his 2020 loss
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Pam Bondi Polka ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Hey Kristi Noem ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Driving The MAGAs Crazy ♬
  • Jordan Klepper: Bondi spins out over Epstein questions
  • Steve Shives: How can Superman join ICE?!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Chiquita Megyn Kelly ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Pam Bondi, Pedo Protector ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Bunny Threatens MAGA Safe Space! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s name in Epstein files “more than ONE MILLION” times & MAGA explodes with rage over Bad Bunny
  • Stella Magz: History will not be kind to MAGA
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп defends racist Obama meme & MAGA rages over Bad Bunny’s Spanish halftime show
  • LegalEagle: ICE lawyer ruins her life
  • Stella Magz: Conservatives try to bring back segregation. Bad Bunny unites the Americas
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The New Kristi Noem FEMA Song ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Congressman names SIX MEN unredacted from Epstein files
  • Stella Magz: I don’t have the words for Pam Bondi
  • Michael Shynes: ♫ We’re From Minnesota ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Pam Protects Pedophiles ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Pam Bondi’s Epstein hearing, “LOOK! SQUIRREL!”
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп in Epstein files “a million times” & Lutnick admits lunch with Epstein
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito is back with Pam Bondi, Kid Rock and MORE!
  • Tommy Campbell: Melanie’s “sold out” movie grift, and Трамп snaps at another reporter
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Pam Bondi’s Wild Meltdown ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Post Трамп World
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп Attorney General Pam Bondi gets hammered on Epstein & MAGA coalition starting to crack
  • LegalEagle: Project 2026 is here
  • Jen Psaki: Noem’s disastrous week capped with humiliating new report

WaPo: ICE protests spread beyond big cities

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