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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/13/16, 3:35 am

DLBottleIt’s free. It’s fun. And, no extreme vetting is involved! Please join us tonight for an evening of politics over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





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Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 195 chapters of Living Liberally, including ninteen in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/10/16, 12:31 am

Farron Cousins: Repealing ObamaCare could kill 36,000 people per year.

Kimmel: The Christmas Wall.

Slate: What dinosaurs really looked like.

PsychoSuperMom: If there’s a war on Christmas, Christmas is winning:

All-Wrong:

  • Are the Alt-Right the new Nazis?
  • Seth Meyers: A message to media normalizing the Alt-Right
  • Stephen: Pizzagate is an alt-right fever dream.
  • Full Frontal: Fake news, real consequences.
  • Young Turks: Adult Swim cancels alt-right show

Stephen: Family meeting with Joe Biden.

White House: West Wing Week.

Samantha Bee: Eroding electoral confidence.

Mental Floss: 16 myths about blindness.

The Sexual Preditor, Sociopath, Racist President-Elect:

  • Daily Show: Drumpf’s “thank-you” tour
  • Late Show: How Time choose “Person of the Year”
  • Young Turks: White supremacists super triggered by new Star Wars
  • Michael Brooks: Was Drumpf’s call with Taiwan buffoonery or intentional provocation?
  • Conan: More leaked calls between Donald Drumpf and Barack Obama:

  • Conan: Donald Drumpf keeps calling Barack Obama.
  • Farron Cousins: Drumpf picks climate change denier for EPA
  • Four things you need to know about Drumpf EPA nominee, Scott Pruitt
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Drumpf’s Carrier deal.
  • Kimmel: Drunk Donald Drumpf on Desert Storm
  • Thom: Trump on the couch with Dr. Justin Frank, MD
  • Trevor: Donald Drumpf fakes a deal.
  • Sam Seder with Rick Perlstein: Gen. Michael Flynn’s former coworker says he’s seriously unqualified to be National Security Advisor
  • Samantha Bee: The big lie.
  • Stephen: Nothing makes Drumpf happier than being angry.
  • Olbermann: Let’s take a look at Drumpf’s cabinet of villains
  • Sam Seder: Drumpf defends plutocratic cabinet to crowd of people who will likely lose everything they depend on.
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Local union President responds to Donald Drumpf’s tweet attack
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Donald Drumpf’s false claims & “foreign policy”
  • Mark Fiore: Exclusive audio of Drumpf phone calls.
  • Kimmel: Drunk Donald Drumpf, “I’m asking you!”
  • Stephen: Trump’s cabinet selections are making us queasy
  • Young Turks: Greedy Drumpf won’t give up “The Apprentice”
  • Jonathan Mann and Ben Carson: Facts Don’t Matter.
  • Sam Seder: Al Gore meets with Ivanka and Ivanka’s dad about climate change
  • Trevor: President Elect Dumb-Fuck talks to Taiwan.

Stephen: Will Joe Biden run in 2020?

Young Turks: Ohio destroys reproductive rights.

Trevor: Making sense of the Electoral College:

Sam Seder: Corey Lewandowski appears on Hannity propaganda vehicle to announces victory in fake war on X-mas.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/6/16, 1:13 am

DLBottleCome in from the cold this evening, warm your hands at the wood burning stove, order the beverage of your choice, and then join us for discussions and merrymaking at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 191 chapters of Living Liberally, including ninteen in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/3/16, 12:26 am

The world’s most polluted cities.

Mark Fiore: Pipeline Protector

Roll Call Decoder: How does new member orientation really work?

Trevor: The Dakota Access Pipeline’s reservation reroute.

Denying climate change is like living in a burning house:

Mental Floss: 27 amazing accomplishments of elderly people.

Farron Cousins: The fight for 15 has tens of thousands hitting the streets to fight for a living wage.

Facebook Live with President Obama.

Young Turks: Veterans deploy to Standing Rock #NoDAPL.

The Serial Philanderer, Con Man, Putin-loving, President Elect:

  • Young Turks: Why Drumpf’s “landslide” mandate is nonsense
  • Keith Olbermann: Can Donald Drumpf possibly believe what he’s saying?
  • Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney humiliates himself at Drumpf Tower.
  • David Pakman: Drumpf now trails Clinton by 2.3 million votes
  • Maddow: Drumpf does a pre-inauguration ‘Thank You’ tour.
  • Thom: Did Carrier fleece both Drumpf & America?
  • Stephen: Drumpf will soon acquire mass text capability
  • Young Turks: Drumpf picks Sarah Palin to lead largest government agency
  • David Pakman: Rumors about faithless Drumpf electors.
  • Sam Seder: Romney forced to have intimate dinner of shame with Drumpf for SOS job.
  • Roll Call: Who has Drumpf picked for his Cabinet
  • PsychoSuperMom: Tweetin’ Donald:

  • Trevor: President-elect Drumpf’s conflicts of interest
  • Understanding real Drumpf voters.
  • Maddow: Drumpf plans to privatize VA? Vets say “NO!”
  • Jimmy Dore: Republicans target Medicare despite Drumpf’s promise to protect it
  • Sam Seder and Ari Berman: Drumpf & the GOP are trying to destroy democracy
  • James Corden: Donald Drumpf and Mitt Romney make nice over dinner.
  • Drumpf could violate the Constitution on Day 1.
  • More leaked taped calls between Drumpf and Obama:

  • Young Turks: Drumpf Tweets out a huge lie about the election.
  • Stephen: At dinner with Donald Drumpf, Mitt Romney ate crow.
  • Maddow: Drumpf’s scary pick for Deputy National Security Adviser is clueless!
  • Don’t freak out about Donald Drumpf! This country has always been run by questionable people.
  • Trevor: Adapting to Donald Drumpf’s lies
  • David Pakman: Donald Drumpf has been turning down intelligence briefings since winning election

Full Frontal game night.

Adam Ruins Everything: How prostitutes settled the wild west.

Conan: Celebrity survey.

David Pakman: Texas now requires funeral services for all abortions.

White House: West Wing Week.

Jimmy Dore: Low wage workers rise up to demand livable wage.

How to make fake news.

Olbermann: “Government-backed attackers” may have hacked my account.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/29/16, 12:03 am

DLBottleIt’s Tuesday. And that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for an evening of politics over a pint. Please stop by!

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 189 chapters of Living Liberally, including twenty in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/25/16, 8:30 pm

Daily Show: R.I.P. Facts.

David Pakman: The truth about the alt-right.

Young Turks: The Emails Mike Pence doesn’t want you to see.

Adam ruins everything: The Shocking Way Private Prisons Make Money:

Common Ground: The game we can all agree on.

Jonathan Mann: Fight These Fucking Nazis Right Now.

The Serial Philanderer, Con Man, Putinophile, President Elect:

  • Stephen: Drumpf vs. ‘Hamilton’ inspires a hip hop musical spin-off
  • Jimmy Dore: Drunk Reince Priebus questions Steve Bannon
  • David Pakman: Possible Drumpf Security Secretary accidentally reveals Homeland Security docs. DOH!
  • Olbermann: This is what happens when you criticize Donald Drumpf.
  • Young Turks: Practical things we can do while Drumpf is President
  • Farron Cousins: Democrats must constantly attack, you don’t play nice with a bully
  • Thom: Drumpf’s secret weapon and conflict of interest.
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Donald Drumpf’s cabinet and conflicts of interest
  • David Pakman: Donald Drumpf, who “Never settles,” settles Drumpf University scam case for $25 million
  • Randy Rainbow: About Hamilton…Donald Drumpf, grow up!

  • Mark Fiore: Drumpflink jobs network
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Drumpf’s “Hamilton” feud distracts from conflicts of interest
  • Michael Brooks: Neo-Nazis celebrate Drumpf’s win in DC’s Ronald Reagan Building, cheer “Hail Drumpf!”
  • David Pakman: Drumpf against net neutrality despite not having a clue about what it is.
  • Jimmy Dore: Drunk RNC Chair talks Drumpf’s kids on Jimmy’s voice mail.
  • Stephen: The Drumpf train is already off the rails.
  • Young Turks: Drumpf accuses Hamilton Cast of harassing Mike Pence.
  • Thom: How Republicans plan to stop Medicare.
  • Olbermann: The surprisingly easy way to get rid of Donald Drumpf
  • Seth Meyers: A closer look at Drumpf’s foreign business ties
  • Young Turks: Drumpf could be violating the Constitution on day 1, says former Bush WH lawyer
  • David Pakman: Drumpf lies again, claims to have stopped Ford from moving plant to Mexico
  • Jimmy Dore: Drunk Reince Priebus reacts to his new position in the White House

Farron Cousins: Glenn Beck attacks alt-right, forgetting he helped create it.

Trevor interviews Wesley Lowery, author of “They Can’t Kill Us All”.

Geologist’s nightmare.

Jonathan Mann: Recount!

PsychoSuperMom: I’m not a scientist:

Thom: How many Japanese sent to internment camps were US citizens?

Young Turks: Republican gerrymandering ruled unconstitutional

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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The “This could be the last Thanksgiving ever” open thread

by Darryl — Thursday, 11/24/16, 8:37 am

How to cook a Royal Thanksgiving turkey.

James Corden: Thanksgiving edition of Side Effects May Include.

Thanksgiving Classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving Massacre (with a side of word salad):

Stephen Colbert’s Turkey Tips, Part I.

Stephen Colbert’s Turkey Tips, Part II.

Late Night: What we are thankful for.

Turkeys try Thanksgiving food.

Obama pardoned the Turkey that killed my family. (Thanks, Obama!)

Late Show: How to draw a turkey by hand.

Congress talks turkey, turkey ham, and other food.

Daily Show: “U Name It” challenge for a stressful Thanksgiving:
https://youtu.be/ddtbPZPPUxY

James Corden: Friendsgiving—Thanksgiving with weed.

Stephen: The Late Show’s post-election Thanksgiving survival tips.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 11/21/16, 11:33 pm

DLBottlePlease join us Tuesday for an evening of politics over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. This is the place to go for some post-election discussions of the future.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.




https://youtu.be/aZZNz6HdEno

Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 189 chapters of Living Liberally, including twenty in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 11/19/16, 1:22 am

Can California form its own country?

Alex meets the President.

Adam Conover: The sinister reason weed is illegal:

David Pakman: Hillary Clinton leads Donald Трамп by more than one million votes.

Sam Seder: Can Obama make a Supreme Court recess appointment?

The Sexual Predator, Путин Puppet, President Elect:

  • Colbert: Трамп and Путин make their first joint appearance.
  • Trevor: President-elect Трамп’s prospective cabinet of deplorables
  • Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Трамп’s promises and personnel
  • Olbermann: Should we give Donald Трамп a chance?
  • Randy Rainbow interviews Donald Трамп:

  • Sam Seder: Warren debunks Трамп’s ‘drain the swamp’ claims.
  • Young Turks: Трамп’s fraud will cost him $25M
  • Samantha Bee: Sore winners.
  • Trevor: How South Africa could prepare the U.S. for President Трамп
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: George Takei on Трамп’s proposed Muslim registry.
  • Sam Seder: Трамп Attorney General pick Sen. Jeff Sessions was too racist for a 1980s judgeship appointment.
  • Young Turks: Трамп taps racist for top cop position
  • Stephen: Путин gives Трамп a large wooden horse.
  • Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Трамп’s transition
  • Trevor: Team Трамп’s proposes a Muslim registry
  • Thom: Why Трамп’s Cabinet is a basket of deplorables
  • Susie Sampson: 10 actions you can take to stop Трамп.
  • Sam Seder & Cliff Schecter: Трамп appointees are as dangerous & alarming as possible
  • Maddow: DC Hotel exemplifies Donald Трамп’s business conflicts
  • Colbert: Steve Bannon And Reince Priebus are The New Odd Couple
  • Young Turks: Трамп family using Presidency to cash in.
  • Samantha Bee: New cabinet installation Party I
  • Samantha Bee: New cabinet installation Party II
  • Jimmy Dore: Why Steve Bannon in the White House makes perfect sense
  • Jon on the presidential election.
  • Olbermann: No, this is not normal pre-Presidential behavior.
  • Seth Meyers: A Closer look at Donald Трамп’s first moves as President-Elect
  • Farron Cousins: Democrats should block everything Трамп attempts, like GOP did To Obama
  • Trevor: Donald Трамп’s post-election compromises
  • Chris Hayes: Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) on hates crimes since election, Donald Трамп’s Presidency
  • Young Turks: Трамп adds Islamophobic General to his “Cabinet of Deplorables”
  • Sam Seder: Трамп National Security Advisor Michael Flynn is pathologically fixated on “radical Islamic terror”
  • Young Turks: Трамп’s horrible chief strategist.
  • Conan: Some of Трамп’s cabinet picks.
  • Mark Fiore: Secretary of Deplorables.
  • Stephen: Трамп is Tweeting for to relieve the pressure.

David Pakman: NSA Chief, Russia hacked the 2016 election.

Mental Floss: 39 U.S. City Name origins.

Minute Physics: Is the moon held up by a spring? How perspective shapes reality.

David Packman: Racist assholes call Michelle Obama an “ape in heals”.:

Joe Biden: Building on a record of economic progress.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 11/14/16, 10:48 pm

DLBottle

The election is over, and one thing is clear: we have a lot of work to do! Please join us Tuesday evening at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a post-election debriefing and discussions about the future.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle on Tuesday night? Check out one of the other 189 chapters of Living Liberally, including twenty in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Poll and prediction postmortem podcast

by Darryl — Saturday, 11/12/16, 6:13 pm

curmudgeonscornerLast Thursday, I was a guest on the Curmudgeon’s Corner podcast post-election edition. The host, Sam Minter, does his own polling aggregation site at ElectionGraphs.com. Along with co-host Iván Bou, we discuss the polling results from the election, our own final predictions and how they fared with other such sites for the first part of the podcast.

For the second part of the podcast, we explored the causes and consequences of the “greatest upset in electoral history,” and examine some possible responses to a single-party government.

Listen to the podcast here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 11/12/16, 12:18 am

John Oliver: Multilevel Marketing.

Young Turks: So…George Zimmerman walks into a bar…

Samantha Bee: A beautiful, faraway dream.

VSauce: Is it okay to touch Mars?

White House: West Wing Week.

David Pakman: Marijuana wins in 5 more states.

Catastrofuck 2016. America Elects a Racist, Sexist, Groping, Philandering, Swindling Narcissist:

  • Young Turks: What Трамп promised to do in first 100 days.
  • Stephen tries to make sense of it all.
  • James Corden: Post election monologue
  • The making of Donald Трамп.
  • Young Turks: Racists emboldened by Трамп victory
  • Sam Seder: The role of voter suppression in the Трамп victory
  • David Pakman: Anti-semitism is back, and it’s not going away in Трамп America
  • Late Night: Amaber invites White people to join the fun
  • Farron Cousins: Racists inspired by Трамп victory
  • Colbert: President Трамп!
  • One Latina’s Take: Grace Parra on the 2016 election results
  • PsychoSuperMom: Looks like quit the wrong week to sniffing glue:

  • Young Turks: Трамп’s team is already bragging about “enemys list”
  • David Pakman: How the fuck did Donald Трамп win?
  • Triumph The Insult Comic Dog explains Трамп’s win.
  • Bill Maher: Lessons for Democrats
  • Trevor: Election 2016 Wrap-up
  • James Corden: Day 2
  • Bill Maher: New Rule: We are all still here.
  • Seth Meyers: Thoughts on the election.
  • Maddow: Трамп threat best met with civic activism
  • Obama’s post election statement.
  • Newzoids: Трамп is President.
  • Five ways Трамп will “Make America Great Again”
  • Trevor: Трамп visits the White House
  • Conan: Global Newspapers React To President Трамп
  • Sam Seder: Трамп keeps an enemy list
  • Stephen: Don’t move to Canada just yet.
  • Samantha Bee: Something that actually exits…Путин policy shop
  • Kimmel: Путин congratulates his puppet Трамп
  • Chris Hayes: The wrong side of Трамп’s America
  • Bill Maher and Friends: Трамп press and civil rights.
  • Young Turks: Трамп’s cabinet will likely look like George W. Bush’s
  • Maddow with Sen. Warren (MA): The election and fighting back.
  • Anti-Drumpf protests break out spontaneously.
  • Kimmel: Children speak out about Donald Трамп
  • Conan: Election thoughts.
  • Samantha Bee: The morning after.
  • Young Turks: Why are people wearing safety pins?
  • Randy Rainbow: Hillary Wins!:

  • Olbermann: The terrorists have won.
  • Young Turks: ALMOST everyone was wrong about the election.
  • “I didn’t vote because…”
  • Young Turks: Russia confirms that they were in regular communication with the Трамп campaign
  • Stephen interviews Melania Трамп
  • Harry Shearer: Трамп and Obama

Mental Floss: 28 facts about The Beatles.

Slate: The election in facial expressions.

Do Presidents get paid after leaving office?

Young Turks: GOP gloats about suppressing Black vote.

Bill Maher with Eric Holder: Abolish the electoral college.

Daily Show: Bringing America together again.

Get ready for an extra special supermoon.

Late Show: Choke it down.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Veterans Day 2016 Open Thread

by Darryl — Friday, 11/11/16, 10:00 am

Activities on the Intertubes for Veteran’s Day

Check out VoteVets.org.



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2016 National Polling

by Darryl — Thursday, 11/10/16, 3:18 pm

How did the pollsters do for the 2016 election? That is a big and complicated question, because there are many different types and levels of polling done. In this post, I’ll look at the national polling in the Clinton—Trump race.

If my Twitter feed is any indication, the media seems hell-bent on the meme that “the polling was terrible” or “this is the end of polling.” But, as I show below, it wasn’t completely terrible for the national polling.

Yesterday, I heard a story on KUOW (I don’t remember the show, but perhaps All Things Considered or Here & Now) about the national polls. The story had things exactly wrong. They interviewed the director of the LA Times/USC poll (you know, the one that consistently had Trump leading Clinton), introducing it as “the one that got it right.” In fact, the LA Times/USC poll was the one that got it wrong.

Remember, national polls only tell us about the popular vote. And, as of this morning, Clinton leads in the popular vote. The LA Times/USC poll does use very interesting methods, asking their internet panel of respondents the probability of voting for each candidate. That is very cool (except for the internet panel part). But ultimately something about their poll led them to, almost uniquely, pick the wrong winner.

There are other criteria besides picking the right/wrong winner that are useful for evaluating the polls. A natural criterion is to ask which poll gets the percentages closest. That is what I have done. I’ve taken the national polling data as posted by Real Clear Politics and statistically evaluated “goodness of fit” between the poll result and the actual election outcome (as of this morning). The test I use is call a G-test of Goodness of Fit.

First I begin with the polls that did 2-way Clinton–Trump match-ups. Here are the polls from 31 Oct on, sorted newest to oldest (click for a larger image):

table1

The “fit” of the poll is better for smaller numbers in the X^2 column, and the last column gives, essentially, the probability of observing deviations from the actual outcome at least this large given the sample size, assuming the poll was a true reflection of the outcome. I’ve highlighted the best fitting with darker colors (orange). The shades of yellow denote other polls that do not differ significantly. The worst fitting, those that differ significantly from the results, are shown in white.

The best polls are the four highlighted in orange, in order: The Gravis poll taken on 31 October, the FOX News poll taken from 1-3 Nov, IBD/TIPP Tracking poll taken 4-7 Nov, and the McClatchy poll taken 1-3 Nov. Odd that the three oldest polls are the closest.

The worst poll, by far, was the NBC News/Survey Monkey online tracking poll. This poll was way too optimistic for Clinton.

The LA Times/USC poll was middling. There is only a 6% probability of observing results this bad by chance. And, of course, the poll got the wrong winner.

But we see, using 4-way races, most of the national polls were, statistically, in the ball park. Ten of 14 weren’t had outcomes that were not statistically different from the actual election.

Here is the polling for the 4-way race. The extra two categories (Johnson and Stein) provides for more ways a poll can “deviate” from the observed election results, so the polls don’t fit as well overall. Many polls are heavily penalized for doing a lousy job in the Johnson or Stein percentages, even if the Trump and Clinton percentages are okay.

table2

The best poll was by Gravis on 1-2 Nov. A later Gravis poll taken 3-6 Nov was actually one of the worst polls.

We see that, looking at a four-way race, the pollsters did not do that well. Only two of 19 polls did the results not differ significantly from the actual four-candidate distribution.

But what if we only consider the races that matter—Clinton and Trump? I’ve taken the four-way races and turned them into 2-way races. Mathematically, when doing the test, I “normalize” the results so that the sum of Clinton and Trump percentages are now 100%.

table3

We see that for 14 of the 19 polls, the results did not differ from the actual outcome. Again, the worst poll, by far, was the NBC News/Survey Monkey online tracking poll. With such a large sample, they should have been much closer than they ended up being.

So, whatever you’ve heard, the national polls were generally not that far off in predicting two outcomes of the popular vote: The winner of Clinton v. Trump, and the relative proportions of Clinton v. Trump votes.

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Election 2016 Open Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/8/16, 4:00 pm

Here we go!

4:00: Georgia is too close to call! Trump takes Indiana and Kentucky. Hillary takes Vermont (thanks, Bros!)

4:01: South Carolina is slightly Trump leaning, but too close to call (really…not enough returns.)

4:03: Tim Scott (R), Pat Lehey (D) and Rand Paul (R) are going back to Washington D.C.

4:09: Dear MSNBC: Keep fucking Ghoul Giuliani off the fucking TV, for fuck sakes!

4:10: (p.s. if you could minimize Tweety’s time on the TV, we’d appreciate that, too.)

4:18: In my opinion, if Trump loses either Florida or North Carolina, he will lose.

4:50: SC has been called for Trump! Not a big surprise. I predicted 100% with BS polls and 77% chance without for Trump winning.

4:55: Shit’s gonna start happen’ soon.

4:45: North Carolina was called at 7:53pm PST in 2012. But, I believe a judge just extended the poll close time in some areas on account of erroneous announcements. Expect later call.

5:00: CALLS: FL, PA, NH, MO, ME, GA, NC, VA too early to call. IL, MA, CT, RI, DE, DC goes Clinton. MS, OK, AL, TN goes to Mr. Drumpf

5:03: Duckworth takes IL SEN!!!!!!!

5:05: The Duckworth win isn’t a surprise, but it is significant. Without this win, there is no way Dems would take the Senate. As it is, Dem control of the Senate is iffy.

5:09: Steve Kornacki, “…with Hillary Clinton cleaning up with Black voters in Florida….” Ummm…maybe rephrase that?

5:25: As I predicted, Young takes Indiana! That is a blow to Dem’s taking the Senate, but not unexpected given the recent polling.

5:30: Virginia has moved from “too early to call” to “too close to call”. Frankly, I don’t view that as a good sign.

SC/AL both called for Trump. No surprises.

Trump best: T+66
Expected: C+8
Clinton best: C+210https://t.co/gmUwTGqJr4

— Election Graphs (@ElectionGraphs) November 9, 2016

5:44: Some networks call the House for the GOP. Probably true, but AP hasn’t called it yet.

5:45: Georgia is too close to call. Really?!? Georgia could go for Clinton?

5:46: On the other hand, Florida isn’t looking good for Clinton.

5:47: Clinton has a +7% lead in Ohio right now, but really the lead may not be representative.

I wonder if @DineshDSouza is working off any of his public service sentence tonight?

— Darryl Holman (@hominidviews) November 9, 2016

5:55: Hassan leads Ayotte in NH, but it is too close to call.

5:56: It took four days to get a call in Florida in 2012. It looks like FL is going to fuck with America again in 2016.

6:07: Clinton wins NY. Trump takes IN, ND.

6:08: Trump takes NE. Not sure about the NE CDs, but he probably takes them, too.

6:11: Trump takes Texas. Maybe President Hillary Clinton can arrange for Trump to become president of an independent nation called Texas.

6:16: I understand FAUX News has called Arizona for Sen. McCain. Could be.

6:18: Feingold is looking strong in WI.

It's pretty fucking embarrassing that this many states and this many Americans have been conned by a blithering dickhead.

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) November 9, 2016

6:45: Frankly, it is pretty disappointing that the election is this close.

7:17: Virginia is going to Clinton. This is a “must win” for Clinton in case she loses NC and FL. She’ll need NV, WI, MI, and MN too…

7:20: The Donald takes OH. Totally expected, but an important development.

7:28: Okay…Two swing states called: OH Trump and VA Clinton.

7:36: PA is looking better. Clinton is up by 5%, although “calling” the state requires knowledge of what precincts have reported.

7:38: Are we having fun yet?

7:49: Looks like some media is callin NC for Trump…

7:52: Pennsylvania is looking good for Clinton. So here is the deal. If Trump wins FL and NC (as seems likely), Clinton needs VA and PA, which she probably has. Then she needs to sweep WI, MI, and MN, which is likely (even if Trump leads in WI right now). The critical state will be NV. It will likely determine the winner. If Trump takes one of WI MI and MN, bad news for Clinton. I had NV likely going for Trump, but I am told by a campaign doing internal polling in NV that NV will be in Clinton’s column. I’d be happy to be wrong.

BTW: Alaska is a 3-vote wild card. Last non-internet poll in AK had Clinton leading by +4% (or something). On the other hand, it is the ONLY poll that found her leading. And it was from an unknown pollster, so don’t bet the farm on AK.

7:59: Another point about NV: Most polling is likely to underestimate Clinton support because most polls don’t do Spanish versions.

8:00: Clinton takes CA, WA, and HI. Trump gets ID.

8:03: Unbelievable: Johnson is called in WI. No Senate for the Dem’s.

8:04: A couple of other points: First, I am assuming Trump will win IA, but Clinton seems to be running Strong there.

8:05: Trump takes NC.

8:22: Wisconsin is going to be VERY close. Humanity as we know it may depend on the cheesehead vote.

About 10 percent of Milwaukee County & 40 percent of Dane still to come in in WI.

— Scott Detrow (@scottdetrow) November 9, 2016

8:32 Trump takes Iowa and Utah. So it all comes down to MI (looking good for HRC), WI (too close) and NV.

About 10 percent of Milwaukee County & 40 percent of Dane still to come in in WI.

— Scott Detrow (@scottdetrow) November 9, 2016

incredible coda to the night https://t.co/6tCbPZcFBL

— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) November 9, 2016

I want to take a moment to congratulate the Russians on their narrow victory.

— Darryl Holman (@hominidviews) November 9, 2016

9:20: Okay…Kathy has called and said we’ve lost power at the house, estimated until 11:00. I’m heading home.

11:32: AP has just called the election for Donald Drumpf. Should thing go as expected by Inauguration Day in January, we will be in for chaos.

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