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An inconvenient reporter

by Darryl — Saturday, 8/13/11, 10:46 pm

Yesterday CNN’s Don Lemon was roughed up by Michele Bachmann’s thugs. And the “thugs” included Michele’s totally not gay husband Marcus:

“She came out, after speaking for just a couple minutes,” Lemon said. “There were other reporters and cameras there. And I asked her very respectful questions: ‘How do you think you did in the debate last night?’ and ‘How do you think you’re going to end up in the Ames Straw Poll?’ And her two campaign aides started elbowing me.”

Lemon continued: “I told them, asked them not to elbow me. And then her husband Marcus started doing the same thing. And then he elbowed me into the cart. And I said, ‘You just pushed me into the cart.’ And he goes, ‘No, you did it yourself.’

“It was just, I don’t know, why they would choose to do that. We weren’t asking any ‘gotcha’ questions,” Lemon added.

Why, indeed!

I’m left wondering…is Don Lemon blacklisted by the Bachmann campaign? And if so, is it because he is gay? Or because he is black? Or both?

Either way, Don Lemon just needs to cool off and accept personal responsibility for their actions….

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/12/11, 11:20 pm

Thom: The Good, the Bad and the VERY, VERY Ugly.

On Wisconsin:

  • Thom: What’s next for Wisconsin?
  • Shuster: What’s next for Wisconsin.
  • Thom and Ben Manski: Fighting back against Citizen United.

White House: West Wing Week.

Sam Seder: Al Franken confronts anti-gay group’s lies.

Olbermann with Markos: Obama’s “plan” to destroy the Mittster.

Stephen: Liberal media’s big temperature.

Sam Seder: How the American Legislative Exchange Council uses taxpayers money to destroy our government.

Commissioner Dean Foster on redistricting Washington.

Following the Hostage “Situation,” S&P Downgrades U.S. Political Process:

  • Obama on credit downgrade.
  • Olbermann: Economist Robert Kuttner on the credit downgrade.
  • Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-WA) on S&P downgrade.
  • Mark Fiore: Numbers-n-stuff.
  • Maddow: What hurt U.S. credit rating? The ignorant Teabaggers.
  • Sam Seder: Teabagging morons cheer S&P downgrade.
  • Jon with Larry Wilmore: Obama’s credit problem.

Greenman: This is not cool—heatwave 2011:

Thom: Is FAUX News now a bastion of Socialism?

Rep. Michael Burgess of Texas resolves his way to Worst Person in the World.

Obama: Celebrating Ramadan at the White House.

The Onion: Week in Review.

Ed with some major psychotalk from Hannity.

Sam Seder: Job are missing from the discussion in Washington.

The week in presidential campaign.

Olbermann: The GOP downgrade.

Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) on workforce investment act.

The GOP Primary Funny Farm:

  • Extremists: All GOP candidates would walk away from a 10 to 1 deal!
  • Jon: The Ames, Iowa straw poll.
  • GOP candidates’ extreme ideas
  • Sam Seder: Katherine Harris previews the GOP debate
  • GOP candidates: Pledging allegiance to the Tea Party.
  • Tim Pawlenty: Extremist.
  • The Mittster and the luckiest “people” in the world.
  • Young Turks: Mittster, “Corporations are people, too.”
  • Mitt Romney: Extremist.
  • DNC Chair on FAUX News on Mitt Romney.
  • Young Turks: Romney — cut Social Security, Medicare
  • Sam Seder: The Mittster, “Corporations are people, too”.
  • Maddow: Perry is dominating!
  • Colbert Superpac’s ads for Rick Parry
  • Ed and Pap: No-show Rick Perry wins Republican debate.
  • Stephen: America’s credit downgrade and Rick Perry’s ColbertPAC upgrade.
  • Stephen: Superpac (not affiliated with the Colbert Report) advertising for Rick Parry
  • Maddow: Gov. Rick Perry’s ‘Army of God!’
  • Young Turks: Bachmann crushes pawlenty.
  • Olbermann: Ryan Lizza on covering Ms. Bachmann.
  • Bachmann’s qualifications? Defending light bulbs.
  • Michele Bachmann: Extremist.
  • Behind Michele Bachmann’s Newsweek cover:
  • Jon: Michele’s Newsweek photo.
  • Ed and Pap: Michele Bachmann is the GOP’s newest fraud.
  • Michele’s migraines
  • Young Turks: Bachmann was before collective bargaining before he was against it.
  • John Huntsman: Wrong for seniors and middle class.

Young Turks: Another gay Republican hypocrite.

Greenman: Lord Christopher Monckton brings the crazy to New Zealand.

Second City: The Bachmann Institute for curing gayness : .

Obama at Johnson Controls battery plant.

Thom: The Good, the Bad and the VERY, VERY Ugly.

The Friday Funnies.

“Concerned parent” Amber Hahn is Worst Person in the World.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Republicans CAUSED the credit rating downgrade

by Darryl — Friday, 8/12/11, 5:05 pm

Why was the credit rating of the U.S. downgraded by S&P? An S&P director explains in unambiguous terms:

…[O]ne reason the United States lost its triple-A credit rating was that several lawmakers expressed skepticism about the serious consequences of a credit default — a position put forth by some Republicans.

Without specifically mentioning Republicans, S&P senior director Joydeep Mukherji said the stability and effectiveness of American political institutions were undermined by the fact that “people in the political arena were even talking about a potential default,” Mukherji said.

“That a country even has such voices, albeit a minority, is something notable,” he added. “This kind of rhetoric is not common amongst AAA sovereigns.”

In other words, the Republican party has become so fringe, that they jeopardize the fiscal health of the United States.

Yeah…it’s just a minority of Republicans. But the rest of the congressional Republicans didn’t have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to that nut-case minority. Instead, they permitted—indeed, they fully participated in—the process that sank into a chaotic battle of ideology that brought the U.S. to the brink of default.

Congressional Republicans tangibly harmed the U.S. In doing so, they failed to live up to their oath of office.

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The Republican sitcom debate

by Darryl — Thursday, 8/11/11, 8:48 pm

I just finished watching the Republican debate. And…Wow!

No, not “wow” about the debate. That was pretty much formula. Political debates have become as formulaic as TV sitcoms. And this debate could be, perhaps, the archetype of political debates. We had a stage full of people who want to be President of the U.S. and they were parroting bullshit lines fed to them by political consultants, designed to invoke an emotion.

Let me explain. As a teen, I was given some bullshit advice about how to win a woman’s heart. “In an early encounter, you must evoke a strong emotion from her. It doesn’t matter if it is pity, or lust, or anger, or fright, or extreme nausea. Just make it extreme. Because later on she’ll only remember that you stirred her passions.” (No…I’m not endorsing the idea….)

Contemporary political consultants must have all heard that same story. That’s what the candidates were doing all evening. Trying to evoke a little anger, patriotism, angst, fear, disgust, etc.—hoping to connect with voters so that the only thing they remember the next morning is how much candidate X stirred their passions.

The problem is, they all did it and it was formulaic. It was generic political sitcom. Tim Pawlenty was transparently engaging in it—he came off as a total buffoon. Michelle Bachmann was just off…she seemed detached and robotic. At one point, coming back from a break, she wasn’t at the podium! She came scurrying back whilst on camera. WHAT. THE. FUCK. (My guess is she was in the middle of a debilitating migraine and puking her guts out in the restroom. But who knows.)

There were two exceptions to the robot-a-thon. Newt Gingrich did less of it than the rest. He seemed much more earnest and analytical in his answers (even if the underlying ideas are lousy).

And Ron Paul was certainly passionate and genuine and honest. After all, madness has it privileges!

None of that was the “wow” part.

The “wow” part was the “Spin Room” post-debate circle-jerk on the FAUX News livestream. (Were they on TV too? Beats me. I don’t have a functioning TV in my house.) The “wow” part is that they said many of the same things about candidates I just articulated. No…worse, they outright savaged each and every one of the candidates. They savaged the debate format. They savaged the questions. They made the excellent point that none of the candidates on the stage inspired people to the point of personal sacrifice and devotion. Its because none of them showed real leadership—just formulaic sitcom bullshit answer after answer.

And so I am in the hugely embarrassing position of agreeing with a panel of fucking FAUX News infotainers, none of whose names I know or even remember. (In fairness…they probably don’t know who I am, either.)

Here’s the thing. Newt would lose because he is a deeply flawed person. Ron Paul would lose because he is a nut-case. And all of the rest of them would lose because they are a “relationship of convenience” to Republican voters. Just like Bob Dole, who was “their guy”. He was ok-ish. “he’ll do.” Blah.

And that’s just not good enough.

What we have on the Republican side is a group of people who desperately want to be President, but haven’t given Republicans a good reason why. George W. Bush got away with the sitcom-like formula, but times were good.

Not so much right now.

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Liveblogging the cheddar uprising

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/9/11, 6:02 pm

6:30: The polls closed at 6:00 West coast time, so the results are slowly trickling in. As of 6:30, the advantage goes to the Republicans, who lead in every race with a small proportion of the precincts reporting.

You can follow the results here or here.

In a normal election I would point out that early returns typically favor Republicans. But this is no normal election!

6:50: Hmmm…the 32nd Senate District between Kapanke (R) and Shilling (D) is now a tie with 21% reporting. (But no time stamp change?) Kapanke is considered the most vulnerable of the six Republicans undergoing a recall.

6:55: Another results page.

6:57: Results are given as cool graphs here. (Well…they’ll be cool when more results come in anyway.)

6:59: With 24% reporting, Kapanke (R) surges to +2….

7:12: And with 26% reporting, Shilling (D) surges back to lead Kapanke by +2.

7:15: With 67% reporting in the 2nd senate district, Cowles (R) is leading Nusbaum (D) 59% to 41%. Cowles is obviously going to win. This is a seat that nobody thought was winnable for Democrats anyway.

7:19…in fact, I just saw a Tweet saying the AP has called it for Cowles. Score: Democrats 1, Republicans 1.

7:29: The Harsdorf (R)-Moore (D) race in the 10th district has been called for Harsdorf. Again, no surprise in this race.

7:34: In district 8, with 18% reporting, Pasch (D) is leading Darling (R) 57% to 43%.

7:36: Back in the 32nd, with 45% reporting, Shilling now leads Kapanke 53% to 47%. If results hold, Dems will take two seats away from the Republicans.

7:42: In the 18th, with 19% reporting, King (D) leads Hopper (R) by less than 1%. The exact tally: King 7,464, Hopper, 7,368.

7:54: With 95% reporting in district 14, I think we can call Olsen (R) over Clark (D). The score is 54% to 46%. This gives Republicans three wins. One Democratic incumbent is safe (from a previous election). The three remaining races tonight are the ones people thought would be close. Two look favorable for the Democrats and one is exceedingly close.

8:15: The race in the 32nd has now been called for Shilling (D). The current total is Shilling 55, Kapanke (R) 45% with 82% reporting.

8:37: In the 18th, King (D) now leas Hopper (R) by 27,123 to 25,951, which is 51% to 49%. That is with 97% of precincts reporting.

8:17: With 87% reporting in the 18th, the race remains incredibly close with King (D) 24,458 leading Hopper (R) 24,321.

8:31: Now with 63% reporting in the 8th, Pasch’s (D) lead over Darling (R) has shrunk to 51% to 49%.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/9/11, 2:31 pm

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It’s an election night!

Not so much in Washington. But it is in Wisconsin, where a series of recall elections are taking place against six Republican incumbent state Senators. The latest polls suggest that two, and maybe three, Democrats will win. But the elections are unprecedented in the modern era of polling, so anything could happen.

Please join us tonight for an evening of election-watching under the influence at the Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally. We meet at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Starting time is 8:00 pm, but a few folks will show up before then for dinner and early election returns.

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Can’t make it to Seattle tonight? There are 233 chapters of Living Liberally, including thirteen in Washington state and six more in Oregon. Here are some other meetings over the next week:

  • The Tri-Cities chapter meets tonight beginning at 7:00pm.
  • Drinking Liberally Bellingham also meets tonight beginning at 7:00pm.
  • And the Vancouver, WA chapter meets tonight, as well. Starting time is 7:00pm.
  • Tomorrow night (Wednesday), Drinking Liberally Bremerton meets at 5:00pm.
  • Also tomorrow, Drinking Liberally Portland Metro West meets from 7:00pm to 10:00pm.
  • On Thursday, Drinking Liberally Portland is meeting from 7:00pm to 10:00pm.
  • Next Monday, Drinking Liberally — Shelton meets at 6:30.
  • Also next Monday, the Olympia chapter of Drinking Liberally meets at 7:00pm.
  • Finally, the Yakima chapter meets on Monday, as well. Starting time is 7:30.

If none of these works for you, consider starting a new chapter that does.

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See Jane Run

by Darryl — Monday, 8/8/11, 12:40 pm

Do you remember what we learned about Jane Hague the last time she ran for the King County Council sixth district seat?

KUOW‘s Amy Radil has an interesting profile of the candidates for this seat. The story begins with a reminder:

Jane Hague was first elected to represent the Eastside on the King County Council in 1994. She’s always won reelection fairly easily, despite some personal mishaps. Mostly recently, in 2007, she was arrested for driving under the influence. And her then–opponent revealed that Hague, King County’s former elections director, did not have a college degree from Western Michigan University as she’d claimed.

Hague denied ever intentionally deceiving anyone about her education.

But a public records request from King County shows that Hague put a Bachelor of Science degree from Western Michigan University on her resume when she applied for the elections job in 1986.

You can listen to the audio version here:
[audio:http://www.kuow.org/mp3high/mp3/News/20110808_ar_hague.mp3]

So, besides getting pulled over and arrest after blowing a 0.14, an incident in which she verbally abused the arresting officers, we also learned that Hague got her career in government started by lying about having a college degree on her application for King County’s manager of records and elections.

And somehow the fake degree perpetuated:

But Hague denied intentionally providing incorrect information and initially said she was puzzled at how several “Who’s Who” books, The Seattle Times, the Municipal League of King County and the National Association of Counties all reported erroneously that she had a bachelor’s degree from Western Michigan University.

Two things. First, let’s not forget the real victim here. Until this became public, the lack-of-degree secret must have been a horrible burden for Jane. Imagine knowing you built your entire career on a fabrication that your political opponents could easily uncover.

I mean, a burden like that can drive one to drink!

Second, electing Jane Hague to King County Council after she lied to get an appointment to King County Elections Director, seems akin to…well, sort of like hiring the person who just robbed you as your Head of Security.

I think it’s likely that Jane Hague and Richard Mitchell will be the top two coming out of the primary. But let’s not make it easy for Hague. If you’re eligible to vote for this race, be sure to vote…for someone other than Jane.

Get that ballot off your kitchen table and into the mailbox!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/5/11, 11:26 pm

AC: S&P–GOP largely responsible for downgrade.

Colorado Congressman Doug Lamborn is Worst Person in the World.

Young Turks: Romney SuperPac Scandal?

Andrew Breitbart penile gratitude:

Glenn Beck is back in the saddle as Worst Person in the World.

Liberal Viewer: FAUX News anti-Muslim, pro-Christian on Norway shooting?

Thom: The Teaparty takeover you don’t know about.

Pap: Karl Rove’s plan to win back the Whitehouse.

King 5 News: Republicans accuse Jay Inslee of illegally trying to move funds from congressional campaign.

Senator Joe Lieberman is Worst Person in the World.

Raising the Ceiling:

  • Olbermann Special Comment: The four great hypocrisies of the debt deal:
  • Thom with Robert Reich: Ransom paid!
  • Ann Telnaes: The debt ceiling clock.
  • David Feldman interviews John Boehner.
  • ONN: Obama debt ceiling deal a prime example of Democrats and Democrats sacrificing for the greater good.
  • Ann Telnaes: Debt deal passes.
  • Mark Fiore: Bipartisanship.
  • Ann Telnaes: Debt limit sausage making.
  • The letter:

White House: West Wing Week.

Handy Handl emerges victorious as Worst Person in the World.

Sam Seder and Al Franken: Republican obstructionism.

Pap: The Republican assault on labor reaches new lows.

Hannity beats out Cantor, Boehner, and Gingrich for Worst Person in the World.

On Wisconsin:

  • Thom: Update on the Wisconsin recall.
  • Stephen: On Wisconsin’s recall election.

Young Turks: Rent is Too Damn High eviction.

How would Congress screw in a light bulb?

Twelve ways to tell Michele Bachmann from Sarah Palin.

Pap: The religious right gear up for 2012.

Vote Connor Ratliff for President: He’s 35 years old:

Maddow: The suspicious birth of Barack Hussein Obama.

Thom: The good, the bad, and the very very ugly.

The Torture Chronicles:

  • Olbermann: Donald Vance on torture and his suit against Rumsfeld, Part I
  • Olbermann: Donald Vance on torture and his suit against Rumsfeld, Part II

Newsy: Congress ends FAA stalemate…for now.

Jon: Biracial Spiderman et al..

Young Turks: Renton police department try to criminalize cartoon.

For 2012: Boehner—Weiner

Pap: How Obama let Rove off the hook

Thom: Why the stock market plunged.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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al Qaeda must be proud of them

by Darryl — Friday, 8/5/11, 6:28 pm

When Bill Clinton left office in 2000, he left us with a roadmap to paying off the U.S. debt by 2009.

George W. Bush came into office and he decided to defer on paying off the debt. He proposed and got huge tax breaks. And we fell back into deficit spending.

Not only that, but Republicans went on an unprecedented spending spree. They started a couple of costly wars without doing the responsible thing and take in new revenues to cover the costs. They massively increased military spending. They passed an unfunded health care reform (the Medicare prescription drug benefit). Essentially, under Bush, Republicans spent like a pack of meth addicts with a pile of stolen credit cards.

By 2008, the Republicans had failed to follow Clinton’s roadmap toward a debt-free U.S. In fact they had added $4 trillion to the national debt. And the economy tanked.

Whether you believe the economic collapse was completely Bushes fault or not, the inability to implement a proper economic recovery was the fault of Republican policies during the Bush years. The $10 trillion debt that George Bush left us with placed severe constraints on, and even foreclosed upon, many possibilities for using our credit for a bold recovery effort.

Under Obama, the Republicans have done almost nothing beneficial for American. Their sole goal has been to obstruct Obama, even when their actions are terrible for America. Most recently, they held us all hostage, taking us to the brink of a debt default.

Republicans, through their recklessness, have failed to be good stewards of our country. They have placed Republican political gain ahead of America.

Today S&P cut the long-term U.S. credit rating by one notch from AAA to AA-plus. S&P cited a lack of faith in the political process as part of their downgrade decision.

Nice job Republicans! You fucked up the debt repayment, you spent us into the ground, you trashed the economy, and now you’ve fucked up the credit rating of the U.S.

al Qaeda must be proud of you!

So…why is it that Republicans are not considered enemies of the United States?

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Washington’s Hispanic voter contingent

by Darryl — Friday, 8/5/11, 9:27 am

Crosscut‘s Erik Neumann has in interesting piece on the importance of Washington’s growing Hispanic population for the next gubernatorial election:

At 755,790 people, Latinos are Washington’s largest and fastest growing minority, currently making up 11.2 percent of the state’s population, according to the 2010 Census. Some counties are predominantly Latino, with Adams County at 58 percent Latino and Franklin at 50 percent. (By comparison, King County is 8 percent Latino.)
[…]

According to [UW political science professor Matt] Barreto, Latinos typically favor Democrats 3-to-1 over Republicans. He adds, however, that there is an ideological split among Latinos to consider. “They tend to identify as conservative, but the vote tends to be Democratic.”

(As an aside, Neumann mostly uses the term Latino instead of Hispanic. The New York Times considered which term to use as part of their coverage of the confirmation hearings for Judge Sotomayor, and decided either is acceptable in most contexts. I tend to use Hispanic, unless discussing an individual or group with a known preference for Latino or Latina)

The most recent poll in the Washington gubernatorial race by SurveyUSA provides crosstabs by race/ethnicity. About 6% of all respondents were Hispanic, which seems about right considering that a chunk that 11.2% Hispanic population cannot vote, either because they lack citizenship or are under the age of 18. (As the Crosscut article points out, Washington’s Hispanic population is a young demographic).

The survey found that Hispanic respondents overwhelmingly choose Inslee over McKenna, 84% to 10%, with only 6% undecided. By contrast, the same survey found among the 8% of respondents identifying as Asian or “other”, 52% to 37% support for Inslee over McKenna, with 11% undecided.

Clearly, Washington’s growing Hispanic population will benefit Inslee and, more generally, Washington Democrats.

The implications for GOTV initiatives are clear.

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Renton Police Department engages in adminstalking

by Darryl — Thursday, 8/4/11, 10:22 pm

This is going to be interesting:

The Renton City Prosecutor wants to send a cartoonist to jail for mocking the police department in a series of animated Internet videos.

The “South-Park”-style animations parody everything from officers having sex on duty to certain personnel getting promoted without necessary qualifications. While the city wants to criminalize the cartoons, First Amendment rights advocates say the move is an “extreme abuse of power.”
[…]

KIRO Team 7 Investigative Reporter Chris Halsne holds a key document that really lays bare the city’s intent. The document was quietly filed in King County Superior Court last week. It’s a search warrant accusing an anonymous cartoon creator, going by the name of Mr. Fiddlesticks, of cyberstalking (RCW 9.61.260). The Renton Police Department and the local prosecutor got a judge to sign off as a way to uncover the name of whoever is behind the parodies.

KIRO found two of the nine or so cartoons, here and here.

Apparently, the cartoons never identify individuals, or even the name of the police department. Basically the satirist did a brilliant job playing on people’s insecurities, to the point of provoked them into seeking revenge. Nice.

The complaint suggests this the author has engaged in cyberstalking. What. The. Fuck.

Unless there is some forthcoming bizarre twist in this story, it simply will not stand up in court. The ACLU is already itching for a fight:

The cyberstalking law is designed to protect individuals from serious harassment by other individuals, not to protect government from parodies by employees. People have a right to speak anonymously on the Internet, and employer-employee issues involving YouTube satires should not be pursued as criminal matters. We would very much like to hear from the individual who posted the parodies so that we can know more about the facts of this matter.

Clearly, the Renton police department is using a bullshit argument to get a search warrant to “out” the author (who they suspect is an insider). The author won’t be convicted of cyberstalking, but then that isn’t really the point, is it? The point is to extract revenge.

In other words, the Renton police department is administalking a person exercising their first amendment rights.

I’m sure the courts will do their job and find the author not guilty of cyberstalking. With a bit of luck, they will also rule in favor of the author in the inevitable follow-up civil lawsuit.

Will the press do its job? Will the press allow the Renton police department to get away with this bullshit? If they really do their job, this incident will result in many embarrassing internal affairs revelations, findings of abuse of power, and whatnot. Sounds like they have a “problem of internal culture” in the Renton PD.

And if the blogosphere does its job, the Renton police department will become a target. There will be many more satirical cartoons. There will be essays ruthlessly mocking Renton Police Chief Milosevich (yeah…that’s his name!), and whoever the fuck else is involved in this stupidity.

I haven’t tried one of those “make your own animation” tools yet, but this sure has me tempted!

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Road kill

by Darryl — Thursday, 8/4/11, 6:13 am

I guess I’m a bad liberal, ’cause I frequently drive when I travel from my home in Redmond to work at the University of Washington in Seattle. Depending on my teaching schedule, some quarters I manage to take the bus three out of five days, but mostly…well, ahhh, not so much.

A pleasant surprise of driving over the last couple of years has been the occasional sight of a bald eagle sitting on top of a light post on the SR-520 floating bridge. It just sits there on top of that lamp in full majesty with its head held high.

Sometimes it causes a traffic slowdown. And that’s okay.

When I see the eagle, I always wonder how it can stand the traffic noise. I mean, have you ever kayaked around the West end of the SR-520 bridge in that quasi-nature area? Yikes..I have, and it feels like a battle zone. Maybe it is a function of acclimation or something, but I find the experience disturbing.

An maybe the eagle does too. Because, from what I can tell, this describes nothing short of a suicide:

Metro spokeswoman Linda Thielke said the bus was in the middle of the bridge, moving at about 50 miles per hour when the eagle started to fly in the same direction as the bus.

“The bird very, very suddenly took a turn and smashed into the windshield,” cracking it, Thielke said.

I’m guessing it was the persistent assault of traffic.

But maybe he really hated that “big deal”—the debt ceiling “compromise.”

Either way…rest in peace pal.

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Open thread

by Darryl — Wednesday, 8/3/11, 9:19 am

  • Washington moves up to number 2 in the nation for entrepreneurial activity, according to the State Entrepreneurship Index.
  • Three Washington cities are on the top ten hot spots for auto theft for 2010 (according to the National Insurance Crime Bureau).
  • Profiles for the three candidates challenging King Council councilmember Jane Hague
  • The fall’s ballot will include three initiatives and two constitutional amendments to vote on.
  • Central Link is experiencing a summer ridership surge.
  • State Rep. Marko Liias is joining State Rep. Roger Goodman and former State Rep. Laura Ruderman in the race to succeed Congressman Jay Inslee (WA-1)

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/2/11, 2:28 pm

DLBottle Something on your mind these days? We’ll be raising the ceiling tonight at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally. Stop by…you know you need to talk about it.

There are unsubstantiated rumors that one or two Seattle City Council challengers will be dropping by, as well.

So please joins us for drinks, conversation and politics under the influence. We meet at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Starting time is 8:00 pm, but a few folks show up earlier for dinner.


Can’t make it tonight? Drinking Liberally Tacoma meets this Thursday at the Hub Restaurant. Starting time is 7:00pm. And with 231 chapters of Living Liberally, including seven in Washington state and seven more in Oregon, chances are excellent there is a chapter near you.

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Returned

by Darryl — Monday, 8/1/11, 10:32 pm

If there was any redeeming moment, any bright spot in this ugly terrorist/hostage situation that has unfolded in Washington D.C. over the past couple of months, this was it:

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