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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/2/26, 9:37 pm

Brenna Perez: Is It Illegal To Film ICE?

Jimmy Kimmel: The year in unnecessary censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Justice Arc #1—Fake Kings Fall ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Thin-Skinned War-Spinned Liar ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s FINAL Goodbye ♬
  • ScaredKetchup and Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Gavin Newsom’s epic New Year’s MTV Трамп troll ♬
  • NM RagingGranny: ♫ It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Fascism ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jimmy Kimmel vs Трамп at the Kennedy Center ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Talentless Трамп Tanks the Kennedy Center Honors ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Big Bad Governor of California ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to WSJ “fake health news”
  • Sarah Cooper: How to MRI
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Worried He’ll Fall Down Stairs ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ For My Friends, Everything (For My Enemies, The Law) ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: A White House Christmas romance
  • Randahl Fink: Why Трамп’s regime will fall:

  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard takes ANOTHER cognitive test
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Kennedy Center Calendar 2026 ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Presidential Immunity ♬
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Three chords and a lie ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s 2026 New Year’s Resolutions
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Full of “It” ♬

Matthew Cooke: “Merry Christmas” is back! No more of this “happy holidays” !@$(&@#

Liberal Redneck: Goodbye 2025 (yayyyy), hello 2026 (boooo)

Other Grifters, Goons and Sex Offenders:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Richard Grenell Can Just Go to Hell ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Newsome trolls Трамп and Co-Grifters
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Highway of Cowards ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Sixth Day of January ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Masks are for cowards—The ICE recruitment song ♬
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Masks Off ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ How Bad Could It Be? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Have Yourself a Stephen Miller Christmas ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Don’t Let It Be ♬

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 10 tips for surviving 2026

MS NOW: “We the People”—The movements, protest groups and people that made a difference in 2025

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Farewell 2025 (And You Can Go Straight To Hell)

by Darryl — Thursday, 1/1/26, 8:32 am

  • Ken Dilanian: The top Трамп administration legal battles of 2025
  • Josh Johnson: Best MAGA takedowns of 2025
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance remembers 2025
  • PBS Newshour: Why PolitiFact has labeled 2025 the “Year of the Lies”
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s feuds, pardons & “groceries” obsession in 2025
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his top 10 list for 2025
  • Chris Hayes: The Трамп-Musk DOGE DISASTER of 2025
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 2025’s Most Frequently Asked Question—“Any Chance Трамп Died Last Night? ♬
  • Steve Shives: 2025—The year in limericks:

  • Desi Lydic in 2025: Трамп’s ass-kissing cabinet, MAGA’s Pope tantrum & more
  • Songs Of Reckoning: ♫ Goodbye 2025 ♬
  • Vox: 2025 in 8 minutes
  • Robert Reich: How Americans defeated the oligarchs in 2025
  • Jon Stewart: Best Трамп takedowns of 2025
  • The Humanist Report: Who’s America’s biggest villain in 2025?
  • WaPo: The wildest political moments of 2025
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Thanks and Auld Lang Syne ♬
  • Ronnie Chieng took on The Dotard’s J6 pardons, Signalgate fallout & Elon’s DMs in 2025
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Should Old Flight Records Be Forgot ♬
  • The Daily Show: What the fuck happened in 2025

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/30/25, 4:02 pm

DLBottleTonight, the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will toast in the new year and usher out 2025 …usher it right down to the gates of hell. Stop by and enjoy the festivities!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/26/25, 11:07 pm

Simon Clark: The misinformation situation is worse than you think

WaPo: DOGE’s impact on one FEMA employee

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ It’s Hard to Soar with Eagles (When They’re Led by Трамп) ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ How Bad Could It Be? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gets one million Epstein files for Christmas
  • The Remix Bros: ♫ Трамп Loves Minors Miners (remix) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Consumed by Jealousy and Insecurity ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Трамп Kennedy Center ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп makes sketchy business of second term
  • Fact Quickie: How did the Трамп family first make their fortune?:

  • Calmly Unhinged: “I took congnative tests!” The Трамп speech as read by a British woman
  • Jonathan Jensen: The Dotard’s Lullaby
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп exposed by top aide & Vanity Fair’s viral photos & Newsom trolls
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп “Renaming America” challenge ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Who is the Democrat that The Dotard hates the most?
  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп Monkey ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Needs Improvement!—A Kindergarten Report Card for The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Ari Melber: The “Трамп SLUMP,” Epstein nightmare lives, & Kimmel DUNKS on The Dotard
  • Robert Reich: Is this Трамп’s biggest scam yet?
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Lock Him Up! ♬
  • Calmly Unhinged: “I hereby give myself a billion dollars.” A Трамп speech as read by a British woman
  • John Waldron: Top REPUBLICANS want Трамп OUT!
  • Rachel Maddow: For all of his unpopularity, corruption may be what brings Трамп’s downfall
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Bari Weiss cutting 60 Minutes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп to Rename Washington Monument ♬

The Resistance: ♫ Sing It Louder Than The Lies ♬

Chris Hayes: U.S. measles cases surge to highest level in 30 years

Deplorables:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Epstein Files Transparency Act ♬
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses the “Patriot-and-definitely-not-Hunger Games”
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that some of the Epstein files have been released
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Frosty Melania ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Bari Weiss Bari Weiss ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Double Talk the Line ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Epstein files released
  • Jen Psaki: Noem burns through taxpayer funds at SHOCKING rate on dubious deals
  • Matthew Cooke: Is MAGA a Neo-Nazi movement?:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans Rumored to Accept Трамп’s Plan to Attack Disneyland ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Elise Stefanik Retiring

Robert Reich: Who really benefits from America’s debt?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Merry Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas Stuff And Decorations

by Darryl — Thursday, 12/25/25, 10:42 am

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings Christmas—Трамп’s Royal Holiday Special ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Charles Dickens’ The Reverse Scrooge (Remastered) ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance and Santy!
  • Puppet Regime: Protests against AI rock the North Pole
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Up In The White House ♬
  • Stephen: How does Melanie Трамп really feel about Christmas?
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You’re a Rotten One, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler tries to get everyone on Santa’s naughty list
  • Puppet Regime: Putin’s big holiday party mistake
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Petty, Pervy, and Worse than Scurvy (a Christmas song) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Can You Hear What I Scream? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Grandma Can No Longer Pay for Healthcare ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Dear Santa (Please Bring Us Democracy) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The 12 Days of Epstein ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп isn’t Scrooge—he’s worse
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Dim Don! Dopey, Orange Guy! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Run, Run Donny! ♬
  • The Late Show: Colbert’s canceled Christmas—The Last Noel
  • Stella Magz: The Трамп administration sent me a Christmas Card….
  • The Daily Show: Трамп Yule Log
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп Christmas con
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blamey JD Christmas ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп show holiday spectacular w/ Kid Rock, Justin Beaver, & Marjorie Taylor Green
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Have a Grumpy, Трампy Christmas ♬
  • Parody Project: There Was a Chump Thought He Was King
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler calls Santa
  • SNL: Трамп Christmas address
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ O Little Town of Mar‑a‑Lago ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Saw Trump Release the Epstein Files ♬
  • Robert Reich reacts to “It’s a Wonderful Life”
  • Executive Odors: ‘Twas the Night Before Epstein
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Rubber Beside the Christmas Tree ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Have Yourself a Very Merry Impeachment ♬
  • The Onion: Ho, Ho, Ho! I started dating Mrs. Claus when she was 14!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Oh, Holy Hands ♬

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/23/25, 3:34 pm

DLBottleStop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening and celebrate that we can finally say merry Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa again…over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/19/25, 10:48 pm

LegalEagle: Paramount’s hostile acquisition faceplants

Jimmy Kimmel: The Week in Unnecessary Censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stephen: A long snake tale & Трамп on building an arc
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Laby ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Shake, Shake, Shake! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I can’t get no retribution ♬
  • Stephen: MAGA pans Трамп’s swaggerless speech & waiting for the Epstein files
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane end-of-year message & the Epstein file deadline looms
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп seemed angry at the truth as he read a teleprompter full of lies
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s angry & unhinged primetime speech & CNN’s long fact check & Трамп hits new lows
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Most Accurate Musical Description of Трамп EVER ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: When cruelty finally crosses the line
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп struggles to focus at rally, claims affordability is a “new word”
  • Liberal Redneck: I can’t handle the Truth Social post The Dotard made about Rob Reiner
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ The Dotard’s Lullaby ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп learns politics 101—Do unpopular things, become unpopular, lose political power
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA wage war on Christmas & Трамп tells snake story & FAUX says buy a fake tree
  • Parody Project: ♫ Drowsy Don ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sinks to new low addressing murder of Rob Reiner & Wife
  • LegalEagle: Трамп is selling pardons
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп loses on public health leadership as states leave his “flock of quacks” behind
  • SNL: Трамп Air Force One Press Conference
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s speed speech & new Kennedy Center
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Always the Last to Know ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Incapable ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: “Immoral” is Трамп’s brand, and his chief of staff just proved it
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп chief of staff makes disastrous miscalculation in talks with reporter
  • The Late Show: The Hand Bag
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s RECORD LIE COUNT Speech ♬
  • Steve Shives: He doesn’t care about you
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп addresses the nation & Ted Cruz insults Jimmy during FCC hearing about Kimmel’s show
  • Michael Spicer: The room next door—The Dotard’s McDonald’s special:

  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard addresses the nation and it’s hilarious!!!
  • Chris Hayes: About Трамп’s Rob Reiner post
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard apologizes for Rob Reiner comments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The AMAZING Трамп Origin Song ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Scam Wow ♬
  • Stephen: Susie Wiles dishes on The Dotard and top officials & the ballroom bunker & cockroach spies
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп hides as new Epstein images drop—Newsom trolls on

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

LegalEagle: The Abrego Garcia situation is out of control

A Confederacy of Dunces, Deviants, Drunkards, and Dictators:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kristy Noem, Please Go to Hell ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Thirty-Somethings ♬
  • Stella Magz: I don’t want to hear it from MAGA women….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Dan Bongino retiring
  • The Late Show: The GOP unveils a new health care plan
  • Caitlin Speaks: Woman uses Трамп to justify racism
  • Parody Project: ♫ Hush Now Republicans ♬:

  • More Perfect Union: We investigated the criminals who bought Трамп—What we found will shock you
  • Glenn Kirschner: Kash Patel gets it wrong in yet ANOTHER high profile shooting incident
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Closet Sadists of the Christian Right ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Legal experts say nothing in U.S. law allows for use of deadly force
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Chief of Staff gives DOOZY of an interview
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Chief of Staff Susie Wiles stuns Washington with explosive Vanity Fair comments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The “Team Трамп” March ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: Kristi Noem—Ethics, power, and a newly uncovered family history

The New York Times: How these U.S. citizens are protecting themselves during Minnesota ICE raids

Tom Paxton, Cathy Fink, and Marcy Marxer: ♫ What Did You Learn in School Today? ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/16/25, 5:11 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for some politics over a pint. Stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/12/25, 8:46 pm

CBS News: Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, first Democrat in nearly 30 years

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Nothing To Hide ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп selling Gold Card for U.S. citizenship & scrambles to come up with a health care plan
  • Stephen: Why Трамп flip-flopped on boat strike video & sweatin’ at the airport & Paramount’s dictator money
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s old tricks fall flat from overuse in the face of hard realities
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Pardoning history’s biggest drug dealers proves Трамп doesn’t care about drug trafficking
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard starting a war with Venezuela
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп flails on inflation & calls affordability a “hoax” as poll numbers hit new lows
  • The Late Show: The Dotard gets his very own lawn mower
  • LegalEagle: Трамп Accidentally Pardoned the Pipe Bomber?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls affordability a scam, everyone treats him like a child & MAGAland hawks Christmas crap
  • Robert Reich: Has Трамп finally lost it?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sleepy, Creepy Dotard (A Lullaby) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Undone Трамп is Falling Down ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Gets “Peace Prize” from FIFA, says U.S. football should be renamed
  • Desi Lydic: FAUX News clarifies that Трамп loves miners & female reporters are on the Dotard’s shit-list
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп—STOP complaining about AFFORDABILITY! It’s a con job
  • Stephen: Трамп can’t tell Kimmel from Colbert & FIFA “Peace Prize” & is there anything MAGA won’t tolerate?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Two Dolls For Christmas ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: If Трамп hasn’t called you a “terrible reporter” then you’re not doing your job
  • The Late Show: Трамп Platinum Card
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Favorite Things ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп goes “Captain Phillips” on Venezuelan tanker & MAGA purges “woke” fonts
  • Stephen: What you get with the Трамп Gold Card & why did the U.S. seize an oil tanker?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Presented with ANOTHER Exclusive Award ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks “horrible” Jimmy Kimmel, gets embarrassing fake award & Jimmy announces show renewal
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wreck the Walls with Plastic Moulding ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins FIFA Peace Prize, Democrats release Epstein Island photos
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Day That Трамп Came Around ♬
  • Desi Lydic and Troy Awata: Трамп’s award tour—FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center honors
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives himself an “A+++++” on economy amid job cuts and rising prices
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries Epstein-style cover-up of second boat strike video
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers crazy offensive racist cpeech, calls Jimmy Kimmel a moron & brags about his health
  • Stephen: Трамп voters blame him for the high cost of living
  • Jon Stewart: FIFA gives Трамп a gold pacifier & looming war on Venezuela gives Jon Iraq déjà vu
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Stuck in Reverse, Cruel and Perverse ♬
  • Stella Magz: FIFA makes up a fake award to give to some felon….

The Resistance: ♫ I’m With Her ♬

War Criminals and Liars and Pedophiles, Oh My!:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Final Song from “Pete Hegseth, The Musical” ♬
  • Steve Shives: So, we’re just blowing up boats now?
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell is running for Minnesota Governor
  • LegalEagle: Texas Judge loses his fucking mind
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ They’re Dreaming of a White Christmas ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: This Republican lawmaker is fucking gross
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses Трамп’s mandatory social media checks for tourists
  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk blasts Candace Owens….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Team Трамп—Impressively Incompetent ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Did Kristi Noem lie like a bitch?:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is very upset over Alina Habba
  • Stella Magz: I Have Melania’s leaked Christmas book!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Drummer Boy ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift in “Quiet, Piggy” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Fog of War song ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell runs for Governor & Newsom trolls Трамп’s sleepy week
  • Christopher Titus: Von Shitzenpantz’s evil elves
  • SNL: Pentagon press conference
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pam Bondi—Finessing Files while Faking Smiles ♬
  • Stella Magz: MTG on 60 Minutes & my new nickname for her….
  • LegalEagle: “Kill them all” = unequivocal war crime

Matthew Cooke: Dont feed the beast

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/9/25, 6:45 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is a gathering place to hang out, unwind and talk politics. So join us this evening for conversations over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/5/25, 11:21 pm

LegalEagle: Court Martial for Kelly (featuring Sen. Kelly)

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ We Will Blue It ♬

Robert Reich: The corporations bankrolling Трамп’s gilded ballroom

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • Glenn Kirschner: Appeals court rules that Трамп’s flunky Alina Habba is UNLAWFULLY serving as NJ US Attorney
  • Stephen: Трамп’s cocaine double standard & Melania En Español
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Vintage Трамп news
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has been awarded the FIFA Peace Prize
  • J-L Cauvin: Impeach him NOW!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s MRI Lullaby ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп can’t stop falling asleep at cabinet meeting & goes off the rails in all night posting spree
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s Beginning To Look Like Трамп’s Last Christmas ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Russia ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Moldy Cheese or Toxic hors d’ouvres ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ A Three Hour Bore ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп berates reporters, gets mystery MRI & closes border to (non-White) immigrants
  • LegalEagle: Obeying this order is a crime
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Under the Bus ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп, A Regular Guy ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ I’m Too Sleepy ♬
  • Glenn Kirschner: No, Трамп CAN’T cancel or terminate pardons issued by Joe Biden (or distract from the Epstein debacle)
  • Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer♫ No Kings Here! (Live at the Kennedy Center) ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Incompetence Will Save The Day ♬:

  • Jordan Klepper and Desi Lydic: Trump Tinsel—Made from recycled Epstein files you shouldn’t piece together
  • LegalEagle: Lindsey Halligan is OUT
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп keeps claiming he has a health care plan, flubs Congo President’s name & takes another nap
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The S.T.U.P.I.D. (Трамп) Song ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gets confused about Somalians
  • Stephen: Трамп’s holiday cash grab & release the MRI results & the President won’t exercise & “Kill them all”
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп launches war on drug traffickers…Unless they’re also Honduran ex-Presidents
  • Parody Project: ♫ A Circus Leads This Troubled Land ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Got Me An MRI ♬
  • Glenn Kirschner: Трамп tries AGAIN to indict Letitia James AND FAILS!
  • Stephen: Our unpopular president & cabinet meeting nap time & Hegseth throws Admiral Bradley under the bus
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп appeared to fall asleep during a cabinet meeting
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Golden Age Arrives in Just TWO WEEKS! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s cabinet meeting naps get Republican spin & Hegseth’s “war crimes” problem gets worse

Brenna Perez: ILLEGAL ORDERS—Turns out they ARE following them

Jordan Klepper: Portland’s naked protesters gave me hope for the future

Caitlin Speaks: If billionaires can’t fast track citizenship…who can?

Liars, Grifters, War Criminals and Pedo-Politicians:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп heightens insanity of war-mongering as Epstein island images released
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ So the GOP is Resignin’ ♬
  • Stephen and Jen Psaki: The new faces in the Pentagon press briefing room
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lashes out in unhinged Thanksgiving message & Hegseth in hot water over possible war crimes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pentagon Pete ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Hegseth’s story on boat strike hinges on a new “fog of war” lie
  • The Late Show: RFK Jr.’s raunchy poetry
  • Jesse Welles: The Department of War:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: After report of Hegseth’s “kill everybody” order, Трамп’s first instinct was to lie
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Pete Hegseth sings “Kill Them All” (A War Crimes production) ♬
  • Cliff Cash: MAGA are truly the dumbest people on earth
  • The Resistance: ♫ Illegal Order ♬
  • Stephen and Rachel: Government bad guys can face consequences even decades after their crimes
  • Ari Melber: Трамп war crimes probe gets real—UNDER OATH testimony as Трамп aide ducks
  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk struggles with cognitive thinking….
  • Melissa Murray: “Double-decker sandwich of illegality”—Трамп Pentagon head Hegseth accused of “war crime”
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Real GOP ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Love Sinks—The MAGA Breakup Ballad ♬
  • LegalEagle: I investigated Dr. Phil
  • Christopher Titus: It’s NOT both sides
  • Desi Lydic: Pete Hegseth dodges war crime allegations & Melania decks the WH halls
  • More Perfect Union: How Qatar bought Трамп, and what they want
  • Liberal Redneck: Did the alarm bells just sound for the GOP?!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mr Secretary of War Crimes ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ RFK! ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Possible war crime puts Трамп’s “illegal orders” freakout in new context
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп renames U.S. Institute of Peace after himself 🤣 & Epstein island was a shithole
  • ScaredKetchup: Epstein Island (Take 2)
  • Champnella: Sean Duffy and The Dotard Трамп will make pollution great again!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete’s Christmas Dilemma ♬
  • Steve Shives: What do conservatives actually love about America?

Christopher Titus: If you hate gay or trans people, you’re suspect

Stephen: Illegal orders from leadership put military members in a disastrous position

Robert Reich: Why Palantir is America’s most dangerous corporation

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/2/25, 3:26 pm

DLBottleDLBottleIt’s Tuesday again. So the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will get together to chat and hang-out over a drink. Stop by, if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/28/25, 9:05 pm

John D. Cundle: ♫ Frogs Against Fascism ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Quiet Piggy! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump’s Numbers Have Been Tanking! ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Another week in HELL …AGAIN
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Senator Mark Kelly on Трамп suggesting he be executed & Hegseth opening an investigation into him
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Low Energy Трамп ♬
  • LegalEagle: Every illegal act Трамп committed in 2025 (so far)
  • Glenn Kirschner: Трамп threatens Congress members who spoke truthfully about obligation to disobey unlawful orders
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s “Quiet piggy” remark to reporter—Newsom trolls hard
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I.N.C.O.M.P.E.T.E.N.C.E. ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Трамп smitten with Mamdani & MTG resigns
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Affordability ♬
  • John Di Domenico: The Dotard thinks magnets are magic and no one knows how they work!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The image of Трамп and Mamdani perfectly captures the decline and fall of Трамп
  • Matthew Thomas Gillespie: ♫ Трамп’s Pardon Parade ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s fatigue shows, JD Vance’s turkey rant & Newsom trolls again
  • Rachel Maddow: Sen. Kelly bites back at Трамп and Hegseth’s threats over “illegal orders” video
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Trump Trinity—Hateful, Cowardly and Small ♬
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ Quiet, Piggy – A Retold Fairy Tale (or three) for Трамп ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп Screwed Affordability ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Affordability Crisis Song ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Need to Hang the Heroes (The Pete Hegseth Song) ♬
  • LegalEagle: American Authoritarianism
  • Jen Psaki and Glenn Kirschner: Explaining the “illegal order” PSA
  • The Resistance: ♫ You Are Who You Hang With ♬
  • Brenna Perez: HUGE ТрампRx grift—ACA subsidies, IRA Medicare prices, and HSAs
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is hot for Mamdani, Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress & RFK Jr’s explicit poems
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Latest Трамп Scandal SCANDAL, THE HIDDEN ‘MRI FILES’ ♬

Matthew Cooke: The zombie bot farm billionaire con

ONN: Fraternity under investigation after forcing pledges to volunteer at soup kitchen

Grifters, Pedophiles, and Nazi Adjacents:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The ICE Recruitment Song ♬
  • Lawrence: Congressional Republicans are stuck with Трамп. And they know that it’s hopeless
  • Ross Childs: Where’d JD go!?
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Smile (Kevin Hassett) ♬
  • More Perfect Union: Why Трамп supporters are at a breaking point
  • Chris Hayes: “Morale has never been lower”—More GOP reps reportedly plot early exits
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ MTG Drops a BOMB on Трамп! ♬
  • Marsh Family: ♫ MTG Has Broken Cover ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Healthcare plan or Трамп Mobile? Which will roll out first?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Time Is Nigh ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Pete Hegseth & Pam Bondi Get to Prison ♬
  • LegalEagle: I witnessed Трамп’s case against James Comey implode in court
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Tiny Orange King Who Talked Himself Out of Power ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ MTG… Where’d You Go? (A Трамп breakup song) ♬
  • Seth Meyers: MAGA stunned after Zohran Mamdani charms Трамп in Oval Office meeting
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kelly & Hegseth, Compare and Contrast ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Marjorie, Marjorie, Marjorie ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Want My MTG ♬

Zach Star Himself: When Washington and Lincoln try to stop school shootings (in 2025)

Champnella: Mark Kelly or Pete Hegseth: Who do you trust?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Political Turkey

by Darryl — Thursday, 11/27/25, 11:18 am

  • Flashback: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving Day Massacre!
  • AGC ANDY: When politics get brought up at Thanksgiving dinner
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: The top 10 pettiest holiday prayers
  • Puppet Regime: Turkeys reject Трамп’s pardon:

  • Liberal Redneck: Spending Thanksgiving with your family from the other side
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Zombie Turkey ♬
  • Robert Reich: How Трамп is making Thanksgiving more expensive
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song of Thanksgiving ♬:

  • Flashback: ♫ Arlo Guthrie’s Alice’s Restaurant ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hurls insults & pardons turkeys, Hegseth threatens Senator Kelly & RFK Jr’s love poems
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s weird turkey pardon speech & Comey & James cases tossed & MTG resigns

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/25/25, 3:52 pm

DLBottleLet’s talk (political) turkey. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening, join the conversation, and enjoy your beverage of choice.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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