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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/23/26, 9:57 pm

The Resistance: ♫ A Prayer for Our Soldiers—Oath Over Orders ♬

Ronny Chieng: Eric Adams and crypto scams are a match made in stupid heaven

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • Stephen: One exhausting year & Americans pay for Трамп’s tariffs & no obligation to make peace
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп delivered on his campaign promises, but only to himself
  • The Late Show: Трамп takes home the world’s Biggest Prize
  • SNL: Cabinet meeting
  • Mother Jones: They fled Venezuela to escape a regime of fear, only to relive it in Трамп’s America
  • Christopher Titus: Mumbling through Davos
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Orange‑Faced Snowflake ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Saving Greenland / Enslaving America ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Protect Greenland ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler Heckles The Dotard
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Take A Letter To Norway ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Republicans have abandoned the rule of law to embrace the rule of Трамп
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп music video BOMBS in DAVOS ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп berates world leaders, declares victory on Greenland & we gets another threat from the FCC!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп confuses Greenland and Iceland in Davos speech & “No Kings” comes to Swiss Alps
  • Jordan Klepper asks Europeans about Трамп’s Peace Prize crusade
  • The Resistance: ♫ Gone Gone Gone ♬
  • Puppet Regime: ♫ Putin’s “Special Military Operation” Bop ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп will impose tariffs on countries that oppose his Greenland plan
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard dominates Davos
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s obsession is Putin’s instigation
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп publicly threatens Greenland to hide from questions about Epstein
  • More Perfect Union: I tracked down the companies bribing Трамп:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп field testing plan to nuke Greenland ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Greenland Is Our Land—Трамп’s Annexation Fantasy Gets Roasted ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Bored of Peace ♬
  • Jen Psaki: As Трамп shatters U.S. alliances, legislators try to pick up the pieces
  • Stephen: FCC goes after Kimmel and Colbert over political candidate interviews
  • Christopher Titus: The left was right! (About that Felon)
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s letter threatening Greenland is “too stupid for even him”
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп demands Greenland at Davos & literally trashes first-year “accomplishments”
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has agreed a framework deal on Greenland
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard’s official Greenland Song ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses challenger to Bill Cassidy
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Piece of Denmark ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s bat-shit-bonkers message to Norway over Greenland & Nobel committee’s response to Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп has a nasty new bruise, launches “Board of Peace” & Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the FCC’s threats
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s The Dotard Трамп Boulevard ♬
  • Ari Melber: Sad and unhinged Трамп loses Nobel prize and throws Greenland “tantrum”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Sinners’ 16 nominations
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ What can you do with a President? ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Nobel Prize snub fuels Трамп’s Greenland threats & Macron pushes back at Davos
  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп’s pardons and viral whole milk moment mocked
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп presented with Nobel Peace Prize and defends Minneapolis ICE agents
  • Chris Hayes: World hits back as Трамп’s aggression shocks global leaders
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Donny A-Hole ♬:

  • Stephen: Infinitely Greenland & billion dollar “Peace Board” & Chairman for Life & Peace buddies
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп on verge of war over Nobel Peace Prize snub & he celebrates his first year in office
  • Puppet Regime: Putin and Xi call about Greenland
  • The Late Show: The Swiss send a message to The Dotard
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп’s letter to Norway ♬
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ “I want it now!” (January 2026 version—The Willy Wonka classic relyriced for someone in power today) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Greenland Is Stuck in the Middle with You ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to join the “Board of Peace”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп backs down on Greenland after global defiance and claims NATO “deal” is “infinite”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard rejects peace on MLK Day

LegalEagle: That time when murder was legal (for Congress)

Stephan with nonviolent resistance scholar Maria J. Stephan: How blowing a whistle is an act of nonviolent resistance

Even More Traitors, Liars, Nazis and Deplorable Maggots:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else ♬
  • Matthew Cooke: How to lift the curse of MAGA
  • Stephen: Will ICE freeze? Трамп, “I’m helping Europe.” Weapons nobody knows about. Occupying Canada
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Best Scott Bessent Song EVER ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Трамп’s ICE deployments in Minnesota
  • LegalEagle: Elon built a child porn factory
  • Parody Project: ♫ MAGA, My Ass! ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Activists troll Трамп with naked doodle card on Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Greg Bovino—“Small-Man Syndrome” Poster Boy ♬
  • frog neckman: Livid leavitt
  • Caitlin Speaks: Who is Greg Bovino? The face of deportations, exposed
  • LegalEagle: Unbelievable ICE memo just leaked
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hate-filled, brainless White guys ♬
  • Steve Shives: MAGA Trekkies and their meritocracy myth
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bovino ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Towns REJECT ICE as agency looks to place immigrant prisons throughout United States
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Bake My Freedom—How One Anti‑ICE Cookie Went Viral ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Hiding Her Time with Jeff Epstein ♬
  • Champnella: Here’s your answer, JD Vance…
  • Stella Magz: JD Vance announces he & his hostage Usha are expecting….
  • Mother Jones: No, antidepressants don’t cause mass shootings. An expert debunks RFK Jr. bullshit
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Worst People You Know Will Get The Civil War They Want ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Someone Dies, ICE Lies ♬

Jon Stewart: Will I run for office?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 1/20/26, 4:34 pm

DLBottleIt’s January 20th, and it’s been one hell of a year. The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together this evening. Because we need a drink!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/16/26, 10:46 pm

John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dream Still Marches On ♬

Resistor Vic: The four seconds everyone missed

Jesse Welles: ♫ Nothing ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Resistance: ♫ Raise Your Voice! ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп responds to outrage in Minneapolis by sending in more ICE agents & wants a Nobel Peace Prize
  • The Late Show: Трамп-Tosterone creme
  • Ari Melber: Трамп is LOSING the public; 58% reject ICE and view ENTIRE 2ND TERM as a Failure
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: After Трамп’s lies about Renee Good shooting, exodus at DOJ over botched investigation
  • The Humanist Report: Ford worker who got suspended for heckling Трамп gets the last laugh
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп makes milk whole again, Europe defends Greenland & MAGA blasts Mamdani
  • Christopher Titus: It’s ALL GOOD!:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Insane Old Man Claims Venezuelan Presidency ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s ongoing freakout over viral video message to military spurs weaponized DOJ
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House Press Briefing
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Uncovered old documentary “How to be a Fascist!” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Renames “Land of the Free” ♬
  • Stephen: Wall Street scolds Трамп over Powell charges & more ICE goons headed to MN
  • Chris Hayes’ map-based theory behind Трамп’s unhinged Greenland obsession
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп pushes taking Greenland the hard way
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Jerome Powell video
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants Greenland whether they like it or not, Lindsey Graham bombshell & FCC Chair testifies
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Battle Hymn of the Empire ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Can A.I. predict which country Трамп will invade next?
  • Jon Stewart: ICE’s killing of Renee Good and Трамп’s model of compliance for protesters
  • The Resistance: ♫ We Will Rebuild ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп flips off auto worker who called him a “pedophile protector,” pushes whole milk
  • Liberal Redneck: America is fully off the rails, y’all
  • Stephen: Powell charges set off alarm bells & Трамп is destroying the world & monkey ‘mergency
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Obama On My Mind ♬
  • The Late Show: The Nobel Peace Prize can not be re-gifted
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gives a crazy speech in Detroit, the finger to a Ford worker & an ominous threat to Minnesota
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares himself the “King of Peace”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—The Diet Cola Ayatollah ♬
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп flips the bird & Minnesota tells ICE to fuck the fuck off with Pickle Rick and Bologna
  • The Late Show: How to get your kids to drink milk:

  • Neal Brennan: Hank Azaria reads Трамп quotes as Simpsons characters
  • Stephen Colbert: The secret police fitness test & smoking diplomacy & sexualized human-dog hybrids at Mar-a-Lago
  • Jen Psaki: No one is buying Трамп’s ICE shooting narrative and videos of ICE abuses are making it worse
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Massive Insecurity is Totally Justified ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Were You Born a Narcissist? ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Noem flails on CNN over ICE shooting; protester schools FAUX News; Трамп’s oil meeting
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals the next country he will invade
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Bow Down before Me ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ One of these days ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Give me A Piece of that Peace Prize ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп finally gets his Nobel Peace Prize, floats skipping midterms & fans the flames of violence

Steve Shives: Renee Good was killed for not treating tyranny as normal

The Resistance: ♫ Am I A Domestic Terrorist? ♬

More Perfect Union: 60,000 Трамп voters just elected a socialist. we asked them why.

Robert Reich: Make America affordable again

Other Pedophiles, Executioners, Grifters And Nutburger Deplorables:

  • Seth Meyers: ICE polling hits new low amid backlash; new recruits called “pathetic” & “a disaster”
  • The Late Show: EPA—Your life is worth NOTHING!
  • JoJoFromJerz: Maga has no use for facts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ ICE Can Shoot You Dead (Трамп Says So) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s muy gigante clusterfuck w/ICE fails, JD Vance, Erica Kirk & more!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You Must Have Been a Beautiful MAGA ♬:

  • Stephen: The “War On Protein” is over & Трамп unveils our new national bird & “high-grade” morality
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Eric Трамп, Not Greenland ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD “Ice Boy” Vance does a press conference
  • Jordan Klepper: RFK gets carnivorous in new food pyramid & Hegseth is accused of perfidy war crime
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Patriotic protesters, don’t give them what they want! ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: ICE intimidation tactics BACKFIRE as Americans rally to defend their communities
  • Matthew Cooke: MAGA just broke the matrix:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ We Hate ICE ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Mar-a-Lago Girl ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ For What It’s Worth—2026 ♬
  • LegalEagle: ICE shot and killed her
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ https://youtu.be/TCVbXTAiCc8 ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Sen. Kelly puts Pete Hegseth on the defensive by making him a defendant
  • Phil Ochs, updated by Ben Grosscup: ♫ Anti-ICE Protest—“Knock on the Door” ♬:

  • Caitlin Speaks: Marco Rubio’s drug war—RULES for THEE, NOT for HE
  • Stella Magz: Infamaous “beard” Megyn Kelly mocks Minnesota protesters
  • Rachel Maddow: Repeated bungling exposes cluelessness of Von Shitzenpantz’s ICE secret police
  • Charlamagne Tha God: MAGA’s fight against MLK Day & why it matters
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Shady Vance ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп DOJ in contempt of Congress

Rachel Maddow: Трамп REBUKED at every turn; Courts and Congress show new spine as Americans take to the streets

Lauren Mayer: ♫ We Need To Laugh Now, More Than Ever ♬

Stella Magz: : Give them what they want!!!

LegalEagle: How is the Maduro trial supposed to work exactly?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 1/13/26, 4:01 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will, as usual, be getting together this evening. Stop by, have a drink, and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/9/26, 11:24 pm

Robert Reich: Where are America’s leaders?

WaPo: The Capitol insurrection changed his life. Now he teaches about it.

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jimmy Kimmel and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s extreme unpopularity & ICE shooting in Minneapolis & peaceful protests
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп admin lies about deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis amid national outcry
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jack Smith’s “Proof” Exposed—That’s a Fact, Jack! ♬
  • Steve Shives: The President of peace
  • LegalEagle: Venezuela invasion is a crime
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп kidnaps President Maduro, targets Venezuelan oil & ditches “America First”
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings Maduro meme anthem: “Ole Ole” ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers scatterbrained speech to GOP, he guns for Greenland & 5th anniversary of insurrection
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Touts “All-Aspirin Diet” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says ICE feared Renee Good’s “slam poetry”
  • Puppet Regime: Putin calls Трамп about Venezuela invasion
  • Stephen: Did Maduro’s dancing prompt Трамп to attack Venezuela? & no regime change & another war for oil
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jimmy Kimmel THANKS Трамп?! ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ A New Dance Craze Sweeps Across The Americas ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Send the Marines ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп wants to be Obama ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says U.S. will “run” Venezuela & take its oil, threatens Colombia, Mexico, Cuba
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Reveals Plan for World Domination ♬
  • Ari Melber: 4-Star General on Трамп’s ‘clueless’ blundering into Venezuela war
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s approval ratings are unbelievable!!!
  • Stephen: Jan 6 is a permanent stain on Трамп’s legacy & the Pokémon President & Colbert out-rates The Don
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Moves Like Obama—Трамп vs Obama ♬
  • Political Primate: Stripped bare–The real cost of Трамп’s 2025 demolition project
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп the Conquerer ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп Dropped In (To See What Condition His Cognition Was In) ♬
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ Man, I Feel Like a Woman (Felon Von Shitzenpantz edition) ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Fake News ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s inaugural address
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The crazy stuff Трамп did over the holidays & takes cognitive test Dotard “aced”
  • LegalEagle: Трамп violated international law
  • Matthew Cooke: Трамп’s invasion of Venezuela is the job of the U.S. Presidency
  • Liberal Redneck: So what’s the REAL reason America raided Venezuela and took Maduro??
  • Political Primate: Why The Dotard’s Greenland gambit is a warning for democracy
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп rules out Venezuela election in the next 30 days
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Rotting Just a Little Each Day ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard addresses the world after Venezuela attack
  • Stella Magz: New year, new Venezuela, same Stella Magz….
  • David Corn: The Трамп administration has a warning—We will use violence
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ King of the Hemisphere ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: That fucking felon WILL NOT ERASE THE TRUTH OF JANUARY 6th
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп puts the squeeze on Venezuela’s oil & eyes Greenland as next target
  • Jonathan Pie: Трамп vs The World
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Von Shitzinpantz wants to take over Greenland
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard names “Jan 6-7” a national holiday
  • Stephen: Трамп admin, “Obey or die”
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Fortunate One ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Venezuela, The ULTIMATE Epstein Files Distraction ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Venezuela money grab, problem falling asleep in meetings & unarmed woman killed by ICE

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Canada, if you’re listening…. ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Miscellaneous Grifters, Insurrectionists, Executioners and Pedophiles:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poor Tina Peters—A Plaintive Prison Ballad ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Face ♬
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Bad Case of Health Care Blues ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Fuck ICE! ♬
  • The Late Show: Don’t use Grok, use Gros
  • Stella Magz: Ice agents executes a Minneapolis woman
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on the awful ICE shooting in Minneapolis & a baseline of decency being gone in America
  • Christopher Titus: We’re Living In 1937 Germany Right Now:

  • The Late Show: Celebrating January 6th?
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Good vs. Ice ♬
  • Stephen: Rubio, “U.S. wants to buy Greenland” and stealing Venezuela’s oil & Dr. Oz: booze brings people together
  • Stella Magz: Farewell MTG
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell roasts Tim Walz
  • Ronny Chieng: Maduro faces Judge & MAGA scrambles to justify abduction
  • Stella Magz: Pee-wee Hitler threatens the world
  • Caitlin Speaks: How MAGA is pushing the very thing they fear:

  • WCCO (Minnesota): Former Gov. Jesse Ventura visits Roosevelt High School following ICE activity…and has some words
  • Jordan Klepper: Meet Benny Johnson—The YouTube star cosplaying as White House press commentator
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ That ICE Agent was Pretty Proud ♬
  • Francesca Fiorentini: Kristi Noem’s lies are failing in court
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Don’t Wanna Talk About Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • NPR: Трамп calls Jan 6 a “day of love.” This bodycam footage shows otherwise.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & Pee-wee Hitler threaten Greenland and MAGA dumps “America First” for “Law of the Jungle”
  • New York Times: Videos contradict Трамп administration account of ICE shooting in Minneapolis
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s embarrassing Mar-a-Lago New Year party

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Where In The World Is Congress? ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 1/6/26, 5:10 pm

DLBottleHere we are in 2026! Celebrate a new (and better?) year by stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/2/26, 9:37 pm

Brenna Perez: Is It Illegal To Film ICE?

Jimmy Kimmel: The year in unnecessary censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Justice Arc #1—Fake Kings Fall ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Thin-Skinned War-Spinned Liar ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s FINAL Goodbye ♬
  • ScaredKetchup and Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Gavin Newsom’s epic New Year’s MTV Трамп troll ♬
  • NM RagingGranny: ♫ It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Fascism ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Jimmy Kimmel vs Трамп at the Kennedy Center ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Talentless Трамп Tanks the Kennedy Center Honors ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Big Bad Governor of California ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to WSJ “fake health news”
  • Sarah Cooper: How to MRI
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Worried He’ll Fall Down Stairs ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ For My Friends, Everything (For My Enemies, The Law) ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: A White House Christmas romance
  • Randahl Fink: Why Трамп’s regime will fall:

  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard takes ANOTHER cognitive test
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Kennedy Center Calendar 2026 ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Presidential Immunity ♬
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Three chords and a lie ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s 2026 New Year’s Resolutions
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Full of “It” ♬

Matthew Cooke: “Merry Christmas” is back! No more of this “happy holidays” !@$(&@#

Liberal Redneck: Goodbye 2025 (yayyyy), hello 2026 (boooo)

Other Grifters, Goons and Sex Offenders:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Richard Grenell Can Just Go to Hell ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Newsome trolls Трамп and Co-Grifters
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Highway of Cowards ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Sixth Day of January ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Masks are for cowards—The ICE recruitment song ♬
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Masks Off ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ How Bad Could It Be? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Have Yourself a Stephen Miller Christmas ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Don’t Let It Be ♬

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 10 tips for surviving 2026

MS NOW: “We the People”—The movements, protest groups and people that made a difference in 2025

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Farewell 2025 (And You Can Go Straight To Hell)

by Darryl — Thursday, 1/1/26, 8:32 am

  • Ken Dilanian: The top Трамп administration legal battles of 2025
  • Josh Johnson: Best MAGA takedowns of 2025
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance remembers 2025
  • PBS Newshour: Why PolitiFact has labeled 2025 the “Year of the Lies”
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s feuds, pardons & “groceries” obsession in 2025
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his top 10 list for 2025
  • Chris Hayes: The Трамп-Musk DOGE DISASTER of 2025
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 2025’s Most Frequently Asked Question—“Any Chance Трамп Died Last Night? ♬
  • Steve Shives: 2025—The year in limericks:

  • Desi Lydic in 2025: Трамп’s ass-kissing cabinet, MAGA’s Pope tantrum & more
  • Songs Of Reckoning: ♫ Goodbye 2025 ♬
  • Vox: 2025 in 8 minutes
  • Robert Reich: How Americans defeated the oligarchs in 2025
  • Jon Stewart: Best Трамп takedowns of 2025
  • The Humanist Report: Who’s America’s biggest villain in 2025?
  • WaPo: The wildest political moments of 2025
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Thanks and Auld Lang Syne ♬
  • Ronnie Chieng took on The Dotard’s J6 pardons, Signalgate fallout & Elon’s DMs in 2025
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Should Old Flight Records Be Forgot ♬
  • The Daily Show: What the fuck happened in 2025

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/30/25, 4:02 pm

DLBottleTonight, the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will toast in the new year and usher out 2025 …usher it right down to the gates of hell. Stop by and enjoy the festivities!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/26/25, 11:07 pm

Simon Clark: The misinformation situation is worse than you think

WaPo: DOGE’s impact on one FEMA employee

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ It’s Hard to Soar with Eagles (When They’re Led by Трамп) ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ How Bad Could It Be? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gets one million Epstein files for Christmas
  • The Remix Bros: ♫ Трамп Loves Minors Miners (remix) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Consumed by Jealousy and Insecurity ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Трамп Kennedy Center ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп makes sketchy business of second term
  • Fact Quickie: How did the Трамп family first make their fortune?:

  • Calmly Unhinged: “I took congnative tests!” The Трамп speech as read by a British woman
  • Jonathan Jensen: The Dotard’s Lullaby
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп exposed by top aide & Vanity Fair’s viral photos & Newsom trolls
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп “Renaming America” challenge ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Who is the Democrat that The Dotard hates the most?
  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп Monkey ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Needs Improvement!—A Kindergarten Report Card for The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Ari Melber: The “Трамп SLUMP,” Epstein nightmare lives, & Kimmel DUNKS on The Dotard
  • Robert Reich: Is this Трамп’s biggest scam yet?
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Lock Him Up! ♬
  • Calmly Unhinged: “I hereby give myself a billion dollars.” A Трамп speech as read by a British woman
  • John Waldron: Top REPUBLICANS want Трамп OUT!
  • Rachel Maddow: For all of his unpopularity, corruption may be what brings Трамп’s downfall
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Bari Weiss cutting 60 Minutes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп to Rename Washington Monument ♬

The Resistance: ♫ Sing It Louder Than The Lies ♬

Chris Hayes: U.S. measles cases surge to highest level in 30 years

Deplorables:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Epstein Files Transparency Act ♬
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses the “Patriot-and-definitely-not-Hunger Games”
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that some of the Epstein files have been released
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Frosty Melania ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Bari Weiss Bari Weiss ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Double Talk the Line ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Epstein files released
  • Jen Psaki: Noem burns through taxpayer funds at SHOCKING rate on dubious deals
  • Matthew Cooke: Is MAGA a Neo-Nazi movement?:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans Rumored to Accept Трамп’s Plan to Attack Disneyland ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Elise Stefanik Retiring

Robert Reich: Who really benefits from America’s debt?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Merry Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas Stuff And Decorations

by Darryl — Thursday, 12/25/25, 10:42 am

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings Christmas—Трамп’s Royal Holiday Special ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Charles Dickens’ The Reverse Scrooge (Remastered) ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance and Santy!
  • Puppet Regime: Protests against AI rock the North Pole
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Up In The White House ♬
  • Stephen: How does Melanie Трамп really feel about Christmas?
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You’re a Rotten One, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler tries to get everyone on Santa’s naughty list
  • Puppet Regime: Putin’s big holiday party mistake
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Petty, Pervy, and Worse than Scurvy (a Christmas song) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Can You Hear What I Scream? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Grandma Can No Longer Pay for Healthcare ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Dear Santa (Please Bring Us Democracy) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The 12 Days of Epstein ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп isn’t Scrooge—he’s worse
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Dim Don! Dopey, Orange Guy! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Run, Run Donny! ♬
  • The Late Show: Colbert’s canceled Christmas—The Last Noel
  • Stella Magz: The Трамп administration sent me a Christmas Card….
  • The Daily Show: Трамп Yule Log
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп Christmas con
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blamey JD Christmas ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп show holiday spectacular w/ Kid Rock, Justin Beaver, & Marjorie Taylor Green
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Have a Grumpy, Трампy Christmas ♬
  • Parody Project: There Was a Chump Thought He Was King
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler calls Santa
  • SNL: Трамп Christmas address
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ O Little Town of Mar‑a‑Lago ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Saw Trump Release the Epstein Files ♬
  • Robert Reich reacts to “It’s a Wonderful Life”
  • Executive Odors: ‘Twas the Night Before Epstein
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Rubber Beside the Christmas Tree ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Have Yourself a Very Merry Impeachment ♬
  • The Onion: Ho, Ho, Ho! I started dating Mrs. Claus when she was 14!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Oh, Holy Hands ♬

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/23/25, 3:34 pm

DLBottleStop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening and celebrate that we can finally say merry Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa again…over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/19/25, 10:48 pm

LegalEagle: Paramount’s hostile acquisition faceplants

Jimmy Kimmel: The Week in Unnecessary Censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stephen: A long snake tale & Трамп on building an arc
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Laby ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Shake, Shake, Shake! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I can’t get no retribution ♬
  • Stephen: MAGA pans Трамп’s swaggerless speech & waiting for the Epstein files
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane end-of-year message & the Epstein file deadline looms
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп seemed angry at the truth as he read a teleprompter full of lies
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s angry & unhinged primetime speech & CNN’s long fact check & Трамп hits new lows
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Most Accurate Musical Description of Трамп EVER ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: When cruelty finally crosses the line
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп struggles to focus at rally, claims affordability is a “new word”
  • Liberal Redneck: I can’t handle the Truth Social post The Dotard made about Rob Reiner
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ The Dotard’s Lullaby ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп learns politics 101—Do unpopular things, become unpopular, lose political power
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA wage war on Christmas & Трамп tells snake story & FAUX says buy a fake tree
  • Parody Project: ♫ Drowsy Don ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sinks to new low addressing murder of Rob Reiner & Wife
  • LegalEagle: Трамп is selling pardons
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп loses on public health leadership as states leave his “flock of quacks” behind
  • SNL: Трамп Air Force One Press Conference
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s speed speech & new Kennedy Center
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Always the Last to Know ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Incapable ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: “Immoral” is Трамп’s brand, and his chief of staff just proved it
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп chief of staff makes disastrous miscalculation in talks with reporter
  • The Late Show: The Hand Bag
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s RECORD LIE COUNT Speech ♬
  • Steve Shives: He doesn’t care about you
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп addresses the nation & Ted Cruz insults Jimmy during FCC hearing about Kimmel’s show
  • Michael Spicer: The room next door—The Dotard’s McDonald’s special:

  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard addresses the nation and it’s hilarious!!!
  • Chris Hayes: About Трамп’s Rob Reiner post
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard apologizes for Rob Reiner comments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The AMAZING Трамп Origin Song ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Scam Wow ♬
  • Stephen: Susie Wiles dishes on The Dotard and top officials & the ballroom bunker & cockroach spies
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп hides as new Epstein images drop—Newsom trolls on

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

LegalEagle: The Abrego Garcia situation is out of control

A Confederacy of Dunces, Deviants, Drunkards, and Dictators:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kristy Noem, Please Go to Hell ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Thirty-Somethings ♬
  • Stella Magz: I don’t want to hear it from MAGA women….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Dan Bongino retiring
  • The Late Show: The GOP unveils a new health care plan
  • Caitlin Speaks: Woman uses Трамп to justify racism
  • Parody Project: ♫ Hush Now Republicans ♬:

  • More Perfect Union: We investigated the criminals who bought Трамп—What we found will shock you
  • Glenn Kirschner: Kash Patel gets it wrong in yet ANOTHER high profile shooting incident
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Closet Sadists of the Christian Right ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Legal experts say nothing in U.S. law allows for use of deadly force
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Chief of Staff gives DOOZY of an interview
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Chief of Staff Susie Wiles stuns Washington with explosive Vanity Fair comments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The “Team Трамп” March ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: Kristi Noem—Ethics, power, and a newly uncovered family history

The New York Times: How these U.S. citizens are protecting themselves during Minnesota ICE raids

Tom Paxton, Cathy Fink, and Marcy Marxer: ♫ What Did You Learn in School Today? ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/16/25, 5:11 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for some politics over a pint. Stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/12/25, 8:46 pm

CBS News: Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, first Democrat in nearly 30 years

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Nothing To Hide ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп selling Gold Card for U.S. citizenship & scrambles to come up with a health care plan
  • Stephen: Why Трамп flip-flopped on boat strike video & sweatin’ at the airport & Paramount’s dictator money
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s old tricks fall flat from overuse in the face of hard realities
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Pardoning history’s biggest drug dealers proves Трамп doesn’t care about drug trafficking
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard starting a war with Venezuela
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп flails on inflation & calls affordability a “hoax” as poll numbers hit new lows
  • The Late Show: The Dotard gets his very own lawn mower
  • LegalEagle: Трамп Accidentally Pardoned the Pipe Bomber?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls affordability a scam, everyone treats him like a child & MAGAland hawks Christmas crap
  • Robert Reich: Has Трамп finally lost it?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sleepy, Creepy Dotard (A Lullaby) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Undone Трамп is Falling Down ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Gets “Peace Prize” from FIFA, says U.S. football should be renamed
  • Desi Lydic: FAUX News clarifies that Трамп loves miners & female reporters are on the Dotard’s shit-list
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп—STOP complaining about AFFORDABILITY! It’s a con job
  • Stephen: Трамп can’t tell Kimmel from Colbert & FIFA “Peace Prize” & is there anything MAGA won’t tolerate?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Two Dolls For Christmas ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: If Трамп hasn’t called you a “terrible reporter” then you’re not doing your job
  • The Late Show: Трамп Platinum Card
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Favorite Things ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп goes “Captain Phillips” on Venezuelan tanker & MAGA purges “woke” fonts
  • Stephen: What you get with the Трамп Gold Card & why did the U.S. seize an oil tanker?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Presented with ANOTHER Exclusive Award ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks “horrible” Jimmy Kimmel, gets embarrassing fake award & Jimmy announces show renewal
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wreck the Walls with Plastic Moulding ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins FIFA Peace Prize, Democrats release Epstein Island photos
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Day That Трамп Came Around ♬
  • Desi Lydic and Troy Awata: Трамп’s award tour—FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center honors
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives himself an “A+++++” on economy amid job cuts and rising prices
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries Epstein-style cover-up of second boat strike video
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers crazy offensive racist cpeech, calls Jimmy Kimmel a moron & brags about his health
  • Stephen: Трамп voters blame him for the high cost of living
  • Jon Stewart: FIFA gives Трамп a gold pacifier & looming war on Venezuela gives Jon Iraq déjà vu
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Stuck in Reverse, Cruel and Perverse ♬
  • Stella Magz: FIFA makes up a fake award to give to some felon….

The Resistance: ♫ I’m With Her ♬

War Criminals and Liars and Pedophiles, Oh My!:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Final Song from “Pete Hegseth, The Musical” ♬
  • Steve Shives: So, we’re just blowing up boats now?
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell is running for Minnesota Governor
  • LegalEagle: Texas Judge loses his fucking mind
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ They’re Dreaming of a White Christmas ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: This Republican lawmaker is fucking gross
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses Трамп’s mandatory social media checks for tourists
  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk blasts Candace Owens….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Team Трамп—Impressively Incompetent ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Did Kristi Noem lie like a bitch?:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is very upset over Alina Habba
  • Stella Magz: I Have Melania’s leaked Christmas book!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Drummer Boy ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift in “Quiet, Piggy” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Fog of War song ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell runs for Governor & Newsom trolls Трамп’s sleepy week
  • Christopher Titus: Von Shitzenpantz’s evil elves
  • SNL: Pentagon press conference
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pam Bondi—Finessing Files while Faking Smiles ♬
  • Stella Magz: MTG on 60 Minutes & my new nickname for her….
  • LegalEagle: “Kill them all” = unequivocal war crime

Matthew Cooke: Dont feed the beast

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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