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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/27/26, 10:19 pm

Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell: ♫ Everything Is Great! ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ God, Abraham, and Xanax ♬ (performance)

Трамп’s War (Brought to You by Jeffery Epstein):

  • Stella Magz: KKKaroline claims talks are “productive”. Iran says, “Nah”
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп gets mystery gift from Iran & sends ICE into airports to force the SAVE Act
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп failed his own self-administered cognitive test while Iran’s regime was watching
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Million Dollar Missiles, Billion Dollar Boats ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Putin & Xi sit with gratitude in new podcast
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s Iran mess just got way worse
  • Seth Meyers: Iran rejects Трамп’s peace plan after mystery “present,” & Hegseth’s “throttle” comment
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fed daily sizzle reel of stuff blowing up in Iran & Melanie has a robot in the White House
  • Stella Magz: Трамп hallucinates that Iran called to make a deal….
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп bullshits about Iran negotiations & throws ICE into airport chaos mix
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about the war with Iran
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is at Graceland during Iran war
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s big present
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s cryptic clues are getting old….
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп tells it “strait” to Merz and Macron
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп claims Iran war is won, but Hegseth’s new recruitment standards say otherwise

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (performance)

Ross Childs: The American voter VS The S.A.V.E. Act:

John Oliver: Police stings

Brenna Perez: Addictive algos—Big tech LOSES in court

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп and Tom Homan bring ICE to TSA
  • The Resistance: ♫ Tried of Winning ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets a fictitious award from Congress, a prize from Iran & the MAGA media is outraged at Jimmy
  • Parody Project: ♫ You’re So Strange ♬
  • The God Show: Bless the reporter who fact-checked The lyin’ Dotard to his face
  • JoJoFromJerz: Asleep at the wheel? Трамп under fire over war briefings
  • Ari Melber: Sad convicted felon rails as revenge cases FAIL & he can’t get $200M from DOJ
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Stars, The Strips and The Liar ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s Always A Tweet ♬:
    There’s Always A Tweet
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Got Nothin’ but Disrespect for Dopey Dotard ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares victory in Iran war, votes by mail & Jimmy chats with Jeffrey Epstein lookalike
  • The Resistance: ♫ Illiterate ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s Meme-a-Palooza
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the death of Robert Mueller
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп puts ICE in airports, backs down on Iran threat amid oil crisis and blames Hegseth
  • The Resistance: ♫ Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Bringing Small-D Energy to US Currency ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп cancels Easter and Jesus responds
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mail-In, Mail-Out ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Of course, the chaos continues!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп says he’s “glad” Robert Mueller died, deploys ICE to airports & Iran war has no end in sight
  • The Resistance: ♫ History Will Judge the Complicit ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ 250th “Presidential” Coins ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson gives Трамп another made-up trophy, Трамп reveals mystery gift from Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Robert Mueller with The Dotard Трамп ♬

JoJoFromJerz: ICE at the gate—The new reality for travelers in 2026

The God Show: Democrats flip Mar-a-Lago in humiliating loss for The Dotard

LegalEagle: The Maduro arraignment

Criminals, Liars, Grifters, and Idiots (Apparently):

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey Graham, Трамп’s favorite little cracker ♬
  • The God Show: Mike Lindell get served papers at CPAC while on live TV
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Hegseth
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ FAFO Gas ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Melania brings a robot to the White House & RFK Jr. did what to a dead raccoon?
  • Executive Odors: ♫ If You See Kay (M.A.G.A.) ♬
  • LegalEagle: DOJ lawyer ejected from courtroom
  • Bette Midler: ♫ AllYouFascistsBoundtoLose ♬:

  • ONN: Epidemiologists confirm first airborne transmission of Mar-A-Lago face
  • Liberal Redneck: What exactly are ICE agents supposed to do at airports, anyway?
  • The God Show: FBI director Kash Patel got HACKED and he’s pissed
  • Stella Magz: RFK Jr. did WHAT?!?!?
  • LegalEagle: The secret DOGE tapes are a catastrophe
  • The Resistance: ♫ Apparently, I’m An Idiot ♬

Desi Lydic shudders at politicians’ cringe vids & rizzless podcasts

Jesse Welles: ♫ Good Morning America ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 3/27/26 at 11:01 pm

    Flipping the Mar a Lago seat might just be for show. Is tge Florida legislature in session right now?

  2. Pam Bondi spews:

    Friday, 3/27/26 at 11:36 pm

    HOW DARE YOU ask me that question when the dow is plummeting to 44k. The American people recognize the bestest President since Ancient Rome is making them wealthy heyond anything known before.

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