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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/11/26, 8:17 am

I have lived a fairly privileged life. But someone making $1 Million a year is so outside my daily experience. On top of that to complain about taxes on the million and first dollar and beyond? I mean, these captains of industry have to have their pet legislators pull an all nighter to try to stop a tax on dollar one-million and one that year. Just pathetic. If you’re making that money, the state has been very good to you. Show some goddam appreciation.

Anyway, this is my last post before the end of the session, so your last reminder to contact your legislator.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 9:29 am

    Imagine CNN after Bari Weiss assumes control.

    CBS News
    @CBSNews

    CALIFORNIA HOSPICE FRAUD: There’s a stretch in Los Angeles with 500 registered hospice companies within just three miles of each other. And 89 in a single building. But when we visited, we found empty offices, piled-up mail, and phone lines dead.

    Watch CBS News‘ exclusive investigation into the fraud that’s costing taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars. #losangeles #la

    3:01 PM · Mar 10, 2026

    Gavin Newsom’s presidential aspirations are toast.

  2. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 9:46 am

    https://apnews.com/article/texas-execution-cedric-ricks-stabbing-lethal-injection-ec09a8f506189dcea6ff49f62850ce1e

    Just another viral moment by the viral ones.

  3. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 9:47 am

    @1

    yeah, you’ll find no fraud in Mississippi. Right?

    How about the fraud in the current White House? Not your concern? Well, many others might be more concerned.

  4. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 9:52 am

    As soon as I can find the time I’m going to figure out how to make this photo of Vice Ruler Diet Private and Lid’l wearing the giant Florsheims into my avatar image.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stephen-colbert-trump-shoes_n_69b0fa6ce4b0f0830ae5b94a/amp

    It’s so is a cult.

    It’s beyond a cult, they are very close to licking his boots

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 9:54 am

    @ 2

    Just another viral moment by the viral ones.

    Naw, that dude has the Neanderthal virus, and today’s gonna be society’s cure!

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 9:59 am

    @ 3

    yeah, you’ll find no fraud in Mississippi. Right?

    From what I read, in Mississippi the teachers are too busy improving student reading and math scores to engage in fraud.

    How Mississippi Transformed Its Schools From Worst to Best

    The New York Times
    https://www.nytimes.com › 2026/01/11 › mississippi-sc…
    Jan 11, 2026 — But adjusted for poverty and other student demographics, Mississippi is No. 1 for fourth grade reading and math, and at or near the top in …Read more

    Yes, do read more, G-clown.

    And after you are done reading, you can ask about fraud in the schools in places like D.C. and Baltimore.

    Oh, and if you want to know what to look for, maybe read up on the fraud in Atlanta schools:

    Atlanta Cheating: 178 Teachers and Administrators …

    ABC News
    https://abcnews.com › story
    Atlanta Cheating: 178 Teachers and Administrators Changed Answers to Increase Test Scores. 82 teachers confessed they’d been cheating for nearly a decade.Read more
    Missing: fraud ‎| Show results with: fraud
    Report Finds Widespread Cheating by Atlanta Educators

    PBS
    https://www.pbs.org › newshour › show › schoolhouse-…
    Jul 6, 2011 — A new report found that nearly 200 Atlanta school administrators, principals and teachers cheated to raise student test scores for as long as a decade.Read more

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:33 am

    Since a certain failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool did not believe me when I referred to the US role as that of “reinsurance” in the backstopping of Strait of Hormuz shipping insurance, here is CNBC once again describing the US role as reinsurance:

    The DFC program provides reinsurance — or secondary insurance for insurance companies — to cover approximately $20 billion in damages on a rolling basis. Chubb will provide the end insurance to shippers. The DFC may also work with more companies in addition to Chubb, the agency said.

    To assist said failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool, here is a description of the DFC:

    Who We Are

    DFC is the international investment arm of the U.S. Government. We partner with the private sector to mobilize capital for strategic investments around the world. Our projects foster economic development, support U.S. interests, and deliver returns to American taxpayers.

    One must wonder whether he understands any of this.

  8. Fun with Stats spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:33 am

    Truly 2011 is still relevent.

    There’s a big qualifier there if you have some reading comprehension. (If you remove the poors, the blacks, the ruruals….IT’S JUST GREAT!)

  9. FKA HOPS spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:47 am

    @7

    Look at you gloating about handing even more of your tax dollars to the oil companies.

    Good job. How’s that boot leather? Good vintage? Notes of Florida freshly manicured greens?

  10. Pete "Snowflake"Hegseth spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:49 am

    ONE OF YOU FUCKS TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NOT LOOKING LIKE THE MANLIEST GOD OF CHISELED JAW PROTECTION SO ANYONE WITH A CAMERA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PENTAGON AND YOUR PRESS PASSES ARE VOID.

  11. John Sidney McCain III spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:59 am

    @ 10

    ONE OF YOU FUCKS TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NOT LOOKING LIKE…

    A word, please.

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:08 am

    @ 11

    For additional reference, here is another Greenberg photo of candidate McCain similar to that chosen for its cover by The Atlantic.

    It was controversial at the time, as it demonstrated the permanently enlarged jaw and other facial distortions McCain received courtesy of his North Vietnamese hosts during the five-plus years he spent as their guest of honor. The photo underscored the age vs. beauty aspect of the 2008 general presidential campaign race.

    Today I think it was fair, although provocative. In 2008 it was a dirty trick, but in 2008 every Democrat candidate and half of the Republican candidates weren’t using the F-word to make the simplest of points. The definition of fair has changed.

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:24 am

    Perhaps Railfan can tell us what he thinks of delays to Seattle’s transit projects necessitate by the expense of all of those anti-ICE signs that taxpayers have paid for. Was it worth it?

    Seattle may have to ‘delay or defer’ transportation projects to pay for anti-ICE signs

    (The Center Square) – The city of Seattle may need to “delay or defer” transportation projects or programs because of the expense of installing hundreds of signs warning that city property cannot be used by federal authorities for immigration enforcement actions.

    A fiscal note provided for Tuesday’s (March 10) Public Safety Committee meeting states, “To the extent that appropriations made in the 2026 Adopted Budget support other activities, and for which SDOT cannot find efficiencies / savings to otherwise support, SDOT may have to delay or defer projects or programs to free up funding for the signage costs that will be incurred pursuant to this legislation. Cost for signage is indeterminate at this point as FAS has not yet completed a review of all the properties that would be covered by this legislation.”

    Which Jayapal-supporting Seattle liberal will be stabbed by a derelict because security funding was cut at stations because those stations needed to have anti-ICE signs installed?

    Good and hard, Seattle voters deserve what they get.

  14. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:30 am

    Guess who just realized that very soon she will have to answer to Bari Weiss?

    Abby D. Phillip
    @abbydphillip

    I want to correct something I said last night. The bombs thrown in New York City over the weekend by ISIS inspired attackers was thrown into a crowd of anti-Muslim protestors and not specifically targeted at Mayor Mamdani. That wording was inaccurate and I didn’t catch it ahead of time. I apologize for the error.

    5:28 AM · Mar 11, 2026

    Does owning up to her falsehood on X mean she doesn’t have to do it on her CNN show today?

  15. Brett Favre spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:34 am

    yeah, you’ll find no fraud in Mississippi. Right?

    Course not.

    Fuck off.

  16. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:36 am

    Sometimes liberals need to be just a bit more dishonest than usual in order to take down a black woman on their own team:

    Washington Free Beacon
    @FreeBeacon

    Remember when Stephen Colbert took to the airwaves to suggest that the Trump administration intervened at the 11th hour to intimidate his bosses into pulling an interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico?

    Both Colbert and Talarico knew days before the interview actually took place that it would not air on TV due to concerns from CBS lawyers, but Talarico sat down with Colbert anyway, hoping that Colbert “would tell his audience the story of federal interference,” the New York Times reported.

    Talarico then milked the hubbub for earned media, millions of dollars in fundraising, and a primary win over Rep. Jasmine Crockett.

    8:07 AM · Mar 9, 2026

    Q: What do liberal men tell a black woman who has two black eyes?

    A: Nothing. They told her twice already.

    Jasmine Crockett’s two black eyes were obtained by being told, twice. Once by Talarico, and once by Colbert.

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:42 am

    Get used to this, libbies:

    Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz leaves Seattle as local lawmakers mull millionaire tax

    Schultz, whom the Bloomberg Billionaires Index says is worth $6.6 billion, paid about $44 million for a penthouse at the Surf Club, Four Seasons Private Residences in Surfside, Florida, the Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday. The ocean-view unit has five bedrooms, a central courtyard and a rooftop terrace in its 5,500-square-foot space, the Journal noted.

    The Schultz Family Foundation will remain in Seattle. Probably because the write-offs are better here, and all of those baristas who lost jobs when the Seattle Starbucks locations closed can apply for NGO jobs funded by the Foundation.

  18. Matthew 25:35-40 New MAGA Version spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:50 am

    For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me, I was $93 billion under budget at the end of the fiscal year and you ordered lobster and ribeyes.

    Trump will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.

  19. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:54 am

    @ 18

    … you ordered lobster and ribeyes.

    And then I missed my daughter’s birthday and got shot at, while serving my country. Then I turned on my iPad and learned that liberals wanted me to eat only MREs.

    Because they wanted to give the food money to Somali fraudsters instead.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:54 am

    Get used to this, libbies:

    Retired guy in his seventies moves to a warm climate!!!!!

  21. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:56 am

    Naw, that dude has the Neanderthal virus, and today’s gonna be society’s cure!

    And if you dealt with Neanderthalism correctly you wouldn’t have to waste money housing and feeding the Neanderthals, nor be a neanderthal yourself by applauding death. The same action that the Neanderthal took, is the action that you want to take.

    You are the spread of the virus.

  22. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:00 pm

    Neanderthal Clown @6

    neither of your links worked.

    How did we go from Hospice (Medical) fraud to Education?

    It’s about time Mississippi pulled themselves out of the shithole. Now maybe they can do the same with everything else in that State.

  23. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:04 pm

    (If you remove the poors, the blacks, the ruruals….IT’S JUST GREAT!)

    The also scaled the situation by tossing out the kids that were victims of GOP Pedophilia.

  24. WAR FIGHTING FRUIT BASKET STANDS spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:05 pm

    You may not legally call it “fraud” unless it was produced in the DOC designated region of Minnesota.

    Otherwise it is just “sparkling waste and mismanagement”.

  25. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:06 pm

    ONE OF YOU FUCKS TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NOT LOOKING LIKE THE MANLIEST GOD OF CHISELED JAW PROTECTION SO ANYONE WITH A CAMERA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PENTAGON AND YOUR PRESS PASSES ARE VOID.

    Spoken like a true Neanderthal with the Virus.

  26. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:10 pm

    Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz leaves Seattle as local lawmakers mull millionaire tax

    who gives a fuck it the man choked on an ice cube.

  27. For the Record spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:15 pm

    Senate Republicans just voted to block another bill that would have funded TSA and FEMA.

  28. Drunk Whitey spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 12:15 pm

    And then I missed my daughter’s birthday and got shot at, while serving my country. Then I turned on my iPad and learned that liberals wanted me to eat only MREs.

    Also, I had time to fuck the bitch serving with me, so don’t cry for me Argentina.

  29. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 1:40 pm

    CNBC once again describing the US role as reinsurance:

    $12 billion on 23 state of the art, 21st century littoral combat ships and this lying shitpost troll wants you to accept him as your authority on… (checking notes)…
    securing shipping lanes in contested waters near land.

    What a fucking stupid thing to post repeatedly.

  30. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 1:49 pm

    If the SecNav goes on public record saying the Strait of Hormuz is too hot for him to risk a single one of his brand new LCS ships how the fuck would The Good Hands people do jack shit to reassure oil tankers?

    Our troll is approaching peak cult dumbfuckery.

    If the USN is unable to secure the Strait of Hormuz by force of arms it can’t be secured by force of arms.

  31. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 2:22 pm

    Katie Porter is an awful human being and fortunately for all of us the Emerson polling of the CA Democrat primary reflects that.

    Please continue to show that POS the door.

  32. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 2:45 pm

    This fucking thing…

    https://www.cruisingearth.com/ship-tracker/united-states-navy/uss-savannah/

    safely moored in San Diego cost you $500 million.

    It was proposed to do exactly the thing President Grandpa desperately needs it to do right now. But instead it’s 11,300 nautical miles away. Assholes like the lying troll can say anything.

    But ship movements speak their own truth.

    The USN has zero credible plan to secure the Strait. Other than a fucking TRUMP boat parade.

  33. Why are my gas prices still rising? spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 3:23 pm

    We won. We won. In the first hour it was over. The war against Iran is over and we won.

  34. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 3:54 pm

    @1 Why is it up to journalists to find this? Isn’t the government supposed to monitor its programs, to make sure taxpayer money is properly spent? Oh, that’s right, Elon fired all the watchdogs to save pennies. Well, you know the old saying, “penny-wise, pound-foolish.”

  35. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 3:59 pm

    @6 Mississippi has teachers?

  36. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:06 pm

    Trump has sold out America to the Zionists.

  37. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:07 pm

    @7 I understand the Trump administration has put the risk of destroyed oil tankers on taxpayers. What else is there to understand? Just another cost of this optional war.

    What it demonstrates is that the world’s fossil fuel dependence is heavily subsidized by governments, most of all by ours, meaning U.S. taxpayers. Of course, the military costs of protecting access to Persian Gulf oil is part of that huge subsidy, too.

    When everything is figured in, the gas you buy at the pump probably is being subsidized by several dollars a gallon. That’s money that can’t be used for health care, child care, food assistance, disaster relief, and other things that help the Americans who pay those taxes. Instead, it’s spent on foreign wars. America can’t electrify fast enough to suit me.

  38. Effects of DOGE spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:10 pm

    The Wall Street Journal found that, in February 2025, the units most affected by DOGE contract terminations were: USAID, Health and Human Services (HHS), Social Security Administration (SSA), the Department of Education (Ed), and General Services Administration (GSA).

  39. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:15 pm

    An example of the effectiveness of the stupid lying troll’s reinsurance:

    https://bsky.app/profile/azintel.bsky.social/post/3mgsv734s7224

    Iran has Polymarket accounts too, asshole. And your premium just doubled.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:20 pm

    @12 Oh look! A MAGAt is complaining about political dirty tricks!

    😂😅🤣🥸🥸🥸🤡🤡🤡

  41. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:27 pm

    @16 Taking your story at face value (there’s actually a little more to it, see below), the best face you can put on it is that media figures and Democratic politicians now have to worry about being censored as a result of this administration pressuring media outlets on matters that ought to be protected by the First Amendment. Now for the rest of the story:

    The Talarico campaign had a choice: Cancel the trip and crow about the Trump administration trying to muzzle him, or say nothing, film the segment, and hope Mr. Colbert would tell his audience the story of federal interference,” the outlet reported.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/talarico-reportedly-knew-colbert-interview-wouldnt-air-on-tv-before-he-left-to-film-it/ar-AA1XQwYB

    Some choice.

  42. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:33 pm

    @17 He’s a loss? The guy who tried to steal public parkland for his private driveway? Florida is a good fit for him.

  43. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:34 pm

    @19 I doubt you ever served your country, got shot at, or lived on MREs. Well, I didn’t live on MREs, either. In Vietnam, we only had
    C-rations.

  44. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:38 pm

    @30 If the USN is unable to secure the Strait of Hormuz by force of arms, it sure can’t be secured by reinsurance.

  45. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:48 pm

    @31 Are you willing to admit that Donald John Trump, who you voted for three times, is an even worse human being?

  46. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:49 pm

    @36 No shit, Sherlock.

  47. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 4:55 pm

    The Seattle Times says Iran has pulled out of its scheduled FIFA Men’s World Cup game against Egypt in Seattle.

  48. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:00 pm

    46,

    It’s like discovering that one kid in sixth grade who is just figuring out that Santa isn’t real.

    Thurman Merman

  49. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:10 pm

    46 & 48

    We agree. A rarity.

  50. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:27 pm

    49,

    Well, for what it’s worth, Thurman turned out to be pretty cool after all was said and done.

    https://youtu.be/N8UzUdoOwK4?si=k0Ij5Ext8ow9hD6Y

    There’s always hope as long as you haven’t been captured by the cult like the lying troll.

  51. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:29 pm

    @ 32

    It was proposed to do exactly the thing President Grandpa desperately needs it to do right now.

    What is that, exactly? It can shoot down Iranian planes? There are none left.

    It can shoot at Iranian ships? There are none left.

    The Iranian ships and planes were destroyed by military entities not named USS Savannah.

  52. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:37 pm

    50

    The point is Trump is loyal to the Zionists who own him. He’s not alone in our government.

    These sycophants are not loyal to the United States: they’re loyal to Zionism because Zionists line the toadies’ pockets with plenty of ca$h.

  53. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:44 pm

    @51 What is that, exactly? It can shoot down Iranian planes? There are none left. It can shoot at Iranian ships? There are none left.

    They were bait. So are Iran’s older (c. 2012) missiles and drones. They’re saving the good stuff for after Israel and the U.S. run out of interceptors.

    Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want Iran to win, or the new ayatollah to keep the helpless Iranian people under his thumb. Now that this war has been launched, I just wish someone smarter than Trump and Whiskey Pete were running strategy and tactics on our side. But if things really go to hell, Bibi can use his nuclear weapons …

  54. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 5:46 pm

    53 “after Israel and the U.S. run out of interceptors.”

    And that should happen in a short period of time.

  55. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 6:46 pm

    Trump has sold out America to the Zionists.

    The zionists, oh. How about the evangelicals and whie supremicists? You’re ok with them and not the zionists? He sold out America to money and the rich. It wasn’t effecting you early on but now it is so you’re starting to care. Well, too late. You’ve been suckered to think you are special, and your not.

  56. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 6:57 pm

    @54 Also worth noting, Israel has imposed heavy censorship on reporting of missile strikes, casualties, and damage in Israel “for security reasons.” Which means Iranian missiles are getting through to targets in Israel.

    Am I celebrating this? Hell no, I don’t want any of this. I wish this war didn’t happen, but it wasn’t up to me. MAGA voters did this, and the Whidbee dumbfuck is one of ’em.

  57. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 7:01 pm

    Two-thirds of Democrats and a solid majority of Republicans are happy to see Kristi Dogkiller gone. Her political career is over.

    https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/5779569-americans-support-noem-firing/

  58. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 7:02 pm

    Republicans refuse to pay TSA workers and Coast Guardsmen their wages while they hold out for ICE to continue its illegal abuses and constitutional violations.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5779152-democrats-bill-dhs-tsa-fema/

  59. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 7:07 pm

    This administrations acts and decisions are purposely designed to destroy this Country.

    What a better way to do than by pretending you want America to be great again. The fools have been conned by the con man.

  60. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 7:08 pm

    In today’s elections, a Democrat flipped a New Hampshire legislative district that went for Trump by 14 points in 2024, and a Democrat got more votes than any Republican in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s congressional district.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5778508-georgia-new-hampshire-mississippi-elections-takeaways/

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 7:38 pm

    This guy should get $500,000. The taxpayers should pay it. A majority of them deserve to for electing the fascist in the White House.

  62. FKA Hops spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 8:03 pm

    You don’t know about this because it’s not a Democrat but the sitting Secretary of State is a subpoenaed witness against his former roommate who is accused of illegally lobbying for Nicholas Maduro who is conveniently under executive branch control after an illegal invasion of Venezuela.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/marco-rubio-friend-venezuela-foreign-agent

  63. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 8:51 pm

    What is that, exactly?

    It’s a super tanker burning in Basrah you completely brainless fucking cult knob.

    If the strait is not safe enough for $500 million nimble U.S. Navy vessels designed to fight naval surface and close combat missions near land then it isn’t safe for oil tankers that need an hour to turn ten degrees and a half day to reverse course.

    🤡

  64. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:14 pm

    With Royal Assent a formality(Like Charles III would go against Parliament, didn’t work out to well for Charles I), 700 years of tradition of Hereditary Peers will be coming to an end in the Spring. Since it took nearly 30 years from limiting the number to under a 100 to elimination, the next plans to modernize the House of Lords, possibly an elected body, will be awhile. Ironically to fill vacancies among Heriditaries, an election was used, but only among the Lords.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxg76rgdp7o

  65. John McCain's open mike spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:27 pm

    Bomb bomb bomb
    Bomb bomb Iran.

    The Joint Direct Attack Munitions (JDAM) seen being loaded onto the B-1 bombers in the UK require the bombers to be around 25 miles from to their targets. Getting them that close, presumably far into Iranian airspace, is a sign that the Pentagon is confident it has mostly eliminated Iran’s antiaircraft ability.

    The Air Force has only 40 B-1s in its fleet, according to the World Air Forces 2026 database on FlightGlobal.com, and losing one over Iran would be a huge blow to the US.

    That the bombers were being loaded within plain sight of off-base observers sends another message too: Some of the most powerful weapons in the US inventory are coming and Iran can do little to stop them.

  66. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:31 pm

    @ 63

    It’s a super tanker burning in Basrah…

    A mere 600 miles from the Strait of Hormuz.

    The only thing the USS Savannah does that is anything special is move at 50 knots when needed. That’s still not fast enough to catch a drone.

    There is no specific need for the USS Savannah to be in the Persian Gulf. And if it’s in the Strait of Hormuz it’s not going to stop a ship in Iraq from getting hit, is it?

  67. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:33 pm

    How many times in this thread has a certain failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool felt compelled to claim that he does not want the US and Israel to lose?

  68. Bill and Ted spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 10:44 pm

    When LTC Daniel Davis is having a civil conversation with Ana Kasparian of “The Young Turks,” strange things are afoot at the Circle K!

    These are strange times, folks, when military folks are talking and agreeing with liberal progressives about how screwed up Trump’s war against Iran is.

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:09 pm

    @67 As many times as it takes to get it through your thick skull.

  70. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:11 pm

    @70 It’s safe to say Trump underestimated Iran, like he underestimates everything else.

    Unconditional surrender in a week … they’re laughing in Tehran.

  71. Well, what do you thing? spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:29 pm

    70 – Do you think Trump’s ultimate goal is to arrange affairs so that he and his family can increase their wealth? Is all of this shit a ruse to get Trump’s supporters to go along with this crazy Iran war?

  72. FKA Hops spews:

    Wednesday, 3/11/26 at 11:44 pm

    $11B. That’s what the pentagon told Congress the first week of doing Bibi’s dirty work cost the American taxpayer.

    That’s 3 months of Snap Benefits for 42 million people.

    That’s five and a half Stadiums for the A’s in Vegas.

    92 years of NPR funding.

    $35 for every man woman and child in the USA.

    250k top of the line F-150s

  73. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 2:12 am

    Some of the most powerful cheapest weapons in the US inventory

    $45,000 versus $3,000,000.

    But they can only get you to within half a football field of your intended target.

    So from here on out Whiskey Pete will have to get lucky if he wants to kill more school girls. Or Khamenei.

  74. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 2:19 am

    The only thing the USS Savannah does that is anything special is move at 50 knots when needed. That’s still not fast enough to catch a drone.

    He makes my point for me.

    But too stupid to get it.

    President Grandpa is unable to secure the Strait. And that vertical line on daily average gas price will stay for now.

    Makes you wonder why President Grandpa ordered the removal of all our legacy minesweeping and surface combat vessels last fall. /s (he was just following orders)

  75. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 2:23 am

    that he does not want the US and Israel to lose?

    Yet another way in which patriotic Americans differ with President Grandpa and his lost and disoriented cult of dumbshits.

  76. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:13 am

    A mere 600 miles from the Strait of Hormuz.

    600 miles inside.

    Proving quite effectively that gulf producers can’t pump and store, and wait for President Grandpa to come up with a plan.

    Here’s something else the stupid cult idiots and their doddering leader are obviously ignorant of:

    You can’t turn off production platforms.

    Even brief shutdowns cause damage to wells and reduce capacity. Long term shutdown means you probably lose the well.

  77. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:30 am

    A few slightly smarter cultists like Bezos have begun to admit the obvious:

    https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/escalating-hormuz-crisis-raises-specter-of-prolonged-closure-7678477e

    In previous, normal admins a President who took the shit advice of his drunken Wormtongue and proposed closing the Strait of Hormuz would have been 25thed the same day.

    But in this cult half the cabinet are walking around on bleeding feet in shoes that don’t fit too scared to change them.

  78. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:34 am

    Whiskey Pete supplied the target list that included the girl’s school.

    SURPRISE! /s

  79. Donald Trump spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 9:23 am

    Donnie

    The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money

    Well not you. I am America. Me and my friends. You get $100 week to drive to work in the crew cab. A smaller chunk of liver for dinner. Job losses and a few extra years work hoping the 401k comes back

  80. Phil Anschultz spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 9:37 am

    Remember how the Justice department started a price fixing investigation against Live Nation during the Biden administration. And remember when the trial started venue owners testified that when they tried to use a local ticket broker Live Nation cancelled touring acts they controlled. And remember how before the defense got the case a letter was sent to the Judge without the lead prosecutor’s knowledge that a settlement was reached and the case was dropped?

    $1m to a Trump connected lobbyist and half a mil to the ballroom bought live nation out of the anti-trust case that could have broken it up.

  81. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 10:23 am

    @79 No, no, you’ve got it all wrong! Higher gas prices are good for all of you! But especially those of us who own oil stocks.

  82. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 10:32 am

    Five Israeli soldiers who assaulted a Palestinian prisoner will face no charges, because in today’s Israel, sticking a knife up a Palestinian’s rectum is perfectly okay.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/world/israel/israel-soldiers-prisoner-sexual-abuse-video-charges-dropped-rcna263165

  83. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 11:14 am

    82 – Yeah, the chickens are coming home to roost in the Netanyahu world. Bibi won’t be in power much longer, and the Republicans will be greatly damaged in November.

    Trump has made a horrible mistake by being Netanyahu’s lapdog.

  84. It’s OK if you’re a Zionist spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 12:04 pm

    @82

    The defense minister took to the socials and actually used the phrase ‘blood libel’ to describe Anyone who suggested Soldiers shouldn’t rape prisoners

  85. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 12:47 pm

    The Hormuz Strait’s closure isn’t just choking off oil supplies, it’s also choking off fertilizer supplies.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/farmer-rural-americans-trump-iran-war-grocery-price-fertilizer_n_69b2cf59e4b0aea6db0c0bf0?origin=home-latest-news-unit

    Americans are going to see the fallout from Trump’s war at more than the gas pump, they’re also going to see it in grocery prices.

  86. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 1:33 pm

    Jim Clyburn is running for re-election.

    Says he wants one more opportunity to nominate Joe Biden for president.

  87. Donald Trump spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 1:47 pm

    We were a dead country but now we’re hot. We’re respected in the world again.

    https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3mguoplzg4k2j

  88. G spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:09 pm

    I find it so so sooooooo interesting to read the local paper and see all the Neanderthals acting uncivilized and getting arrested.

    What is so interesting is that they all appear to be heterosexuals. No one story involves a gay person or gay couple.

    What the fuck is it with you people?

  89. G spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:37 pm

    Serves Porky right. He shut a bridge down. karma is a bitch.

    https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/chris-christie-reveals-jared-kushner-got-him-fired-from-key-trump-job-as-revenge-for-putting-his-dad-in-jail/

    Think of your sins Trolls

  90. G spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:52 pm

    And Bob laughed at gas rationing.

    The fucking troll shouldn’t get anywhere near an X-ray imaging. I’m sure many people died because of him.

  91. G spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 6:58 pm

    and the Republicans will be greatly damaged in November.

    You really think there will be a November?

    That’s your next mistake. You should post shit like the idiot @86

  92. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 7:47 pm

    The U.S. on Thursday temporarily authorized the purchase of Russian oil stranded at sea to stabilize energy markets.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/13/bessent-us-allows-purchase-russian-oil-stranded-sea-energy-markets.html

    Next thing you know, Trump will be buying Russian oil to stabilize U.S. gas prices, because he can’t stabilize the Hormuz Strait.

  93. Pars Dominae Foertidae spews:

    Thursday, 3/12/26 at 9:04 pm

    91

    Yeah, there will be a November, but you may not be here to experience it. You live in a high-value target area.

  94. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 12:15 am

    Trump is not only a fascist and racist, but a militarist, too.

  95. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 1:38 am

    The U.S. on Thursday temporarily authorized the purchase of Russian oil

    Giving Russia extra money to spend on acquiring and supplying targeting data to Iran with whom we are at war.

    Literally treason.

  96. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 1:46 am

    Next thing you know, Trump will be buying Russian oil to stabilize U.S. gas prices attacking U.S. positions on Iran’s behalf.

    Introducing President Milo Minderbinder.

  97. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Friday, 3/13/26 at 1:58 am

    After two decades of squandering the young lives of very talented Americans, and setting mountains of taxpayer income on fire, Republicans have completely forgotten that in the end they put the Taliban right back in charge of Afghanistan.

    So Republicans want to do it again, but on a much, much bigger scale.

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