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Monday Funday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/2/26, 8:19 am

Hello. I don’t like that it’s February and I didn’t need a coat to walk around yesterday. Please winter properly. Thank you.

Anyway…

  • I had no idea about the Grays Harbor County War
  • I hope that Washington State is up to the task of opposing ICE.
  • Terrible, the shooting on Rainier.
  • If you don’t contact your legislator, they’ll only hear from asssholes.

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117 Stoopid Comments

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 8:54 am

    Terrible, the shooting on Rainier.

    Using bus transit in Seattle can be hazardous to your health. Fatal, even.

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:02 am

    Mefely adorning evil in a white lab coat doesn’t hide the evil. Hiding the evil requires a complicit media.

    World News
    Gaza ‘doctor’ who slammed Israel in NY Times op-eds is Hamas colonel, seen in military uniform: watchdog, IDF

    The Times referred to the colonel as a “pediatrician and the director of Kamal Adwan Hospital in northern Gaza” in each op-ed.

    Neither Safyia nor the Times disclosed his alleged affiliation with the terror group, even though Palestinian media refers to him by his military rank. He is also referred to as a colonel in a 2020 Facebook post on the Gaza Strip Medical Services page.

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:11 am

    So, an Hispanic homosexual apparently was one of the LEO forced to open fire on domestic terrorist Pretti.

    Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
    @KyleKulinski

    So Alex Pretti got killed by a Hispanic guy desperately trying to be white and the world’s most obvious closet case

    4:39 PM · Feb 1, 2026

    Dude on the right was last seen in a Village People video.
    ·

  4. The Brothers Cuomo. spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:18 am

    Gonna be fun watching New York City sink further and further into FO.

  5. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:55 am

    Oh the con job that Bob lives through, as a good Nazi.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-trump-maga-was-a-lie_n_69804dabe4b00b8d44e7de3d

    “ The Trump administration, she said, is all about serving “big, big donors,” including foreign countries and large corporations, with many funneling cash to Trump’s PACs and pet projects such as his White House ballroom to win favor.”

    Ohh, you done say. And I wonder why. No motive, just his fiends that he wants things to be good for.

  6. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 10:00 am

    Greene wasn’t willing to give Trump a pass by blaming advisors or others in his inner circle.

    Hmmm, I said that about three weeks. It’s the cover that they want the dumbfucks to believe.

    “ People always think, ‘Oh, it’s his staff.’ They want to blame everyone around him,” she said. “There may be a point where people have to come to grips with this is Donald Trump.”

    Replies are evil not religious. They are the devil

  7. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 10:04 am

    As much as I don’t see eye to eye with her, nor trust her, she should be commended.

    Unlike the Nazis.

  8. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 10:06 am

    @3

    Where is your proof? Maybe he is B of LGBT, which would make himhalf a Hererosexual Neanderthal with a virus.

  9. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 10:38 am

    Attorney General Pam Bondi on Monday said two additional arrests were made in connection to a church disruption led by protesters in Minnesota last month. … “If you riot in a place of worship, we WILL find you,” Bondi wrote in a post on the social media platform X.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5718673-arrests-church-disruption-minnesota/

    But rioting in the place of Congress is A-OK!!! 🎉🥁👏

    #gopohypocrisy

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 11:49 am

    @ 5

    … large corporations, with many funneling cash to Trump’s PACs and pet projects such as his White House ballroom to win favor.”

    Yeah, triple that figure and you approach the $1,500,000,000 in cash funned to the Boxcheck Momala presidential campaign.

  11. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 11:50 am

    @ 9

    But rioting in the place of Congress is A-OK!!! 🎉🥁👏

    More like precedent for what’s coming for misbehaving libbies.

    Say, look who has recently discovered emojis!

  12. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:00 pm

    Please enjoy CNN’s Harry Enten doing a deep dive (3:48) into the post-2030 Electoral College.

    President Vance will coast to re-election in 2032, and he’ll have a solid House majority.

    By the end of President Vance’s second term, the US Supreme Court will have an 8-1 conservative majority.

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:04 pm

    Boxcheck Momala’s 2024 electoral haul plus WI plus PA plus MI won’t win the 2032 presidency.

  14. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:05 pm

    By the end of President Vance’s second term AJ Sonia Sotomayor’s diabetes-ravaged body will be 82.

    How many Type I diabetics in their 80s do you know, libbies?

  15. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:08 pm

    Dude on the right was last seen in a Village People video.

    A week ago they were brave, selfless heroes protecting our nation’s purity from the onslaught of… (checks notes)… four year olds at daycare and hotel cleaners.

    Ah, but that was before billionaire Texas gun-humping fundies lost an open seat in a 17 point Fat Hitler district to a nobody simply because he had a (D) next to his name.

  16. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:13 pm

    Say, Savannah, when they find your mother’s raped, stabbed body in a shallow grave just south of the border how will you feel about illegals?

    Johnny St.Pete
    @JohnMcCloy

    🤔👀 NBC ANCHOR SAVANAH GUTHRIE’S MOTHER NANCY WHO IS 84 HAS GONE MISSING. FBI INVOLVED NOW.
    What police say they saw at the seen has them VERY CONCERNED..she also lives very CLOSE TO THE BORDER.
    She has NO HISTORY of cognitive impairment. This is horrible for anyone.

    7:10 AM · Feb 2, 2026

    Gotta break a few eggs, right, Savannah?

    Thoughts and prayers. Mom’s gonna need ’em, because homicide detectives are now on site.

  17. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:15 pm

    Hey Carl, as the Hoquiam race war story demonstrates, America’s power hierarchy has always been populated by businesspeople who get rich off workers’ cheap labor. It’s the “American way.”

    And what’s always the same about the recurring waves of immigrant expulsions is they shoot themselves in their feet by expelling their source of wealth.

    Can’t say they’re the smartest people on earth. At least in 1912 they were smart enough to wait until the immigrant workers demanded civilized wages. I wonder how they get the sawmills operating?

  18. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:16 pm

    @ 15

    … simply because he had a (D) next to his name.

    This is how YLB chooses on Election Day. Which is why YLB looks at a ballot on primary election day the way Joe Biden looked when he tried to pee in the corner of the Oval Office.

  19. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:18 pm

    The MAGAt leopards are now feasting on their own faces:

    https://revealnews.org/podcast/local-news-doge-solar-power-immigration-idaho-jacksonville-florida-tribal-nations/

    It had to come to this. Just as the MAGAturd right is now turning on CBP and ICE agents as in 3 above. Turns out there may actually be rivers of blood flowing in the streets after all. MAGAt blood. At the hands of fellow MAGAts. But I wouldn’t count on it.
    MAGAts are almost all fucking pussies like the lying troll. 😿

  20. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:18 pm

    @ 17

    And what’s always the same about the recurring waves of immigrant expulsions is they shoot themselves in their feet by expelling their source of wealth.

    Let us now look at California’s proposed billionaire tax.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:20 pm

    @1 Notice the dumbfuck troll said “bus transit,” not kids with guns, is hazardous. Republicans like him want everybody to have guns, even first graders.

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:23 pm

    @2 Israel goes after Hamas terrorists like ICE goes after illegal immigrant criminals: “Kill ’em all, and let God sort them out.”

  23. lmao spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:23 pm

    billionaire Texas gun-humping fundies lost an open seat in a 17 point Fat Hitler district to a nobody simply because he had a (D) next to his name.

    Nope, saw the guy on cable. He won the district the old fashioned way, going door to door and listening to people.

    They’re working 2-3 jobs and having to choose between food, rent and medical care – in one case he cited cancer treatment.

    And he stayed away from culture war issues. Lot to be learned from him.

    teh kreepee dumbfuck has nothing else going in its life between its culture – white supremacy and everything else.

    All flows from white supremacy – the obsession with munee, predatory sexual behavior, klinging to every new klownspiracy theory out there – everything.

    What a low life.

  24. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:25 pm

    @3 So, an Hispanic homosexual apparently was one of the LEO forced to open fire on domestic terrorist Pretti.

    Well then, you and Noem et al. shouldn’t have any problem with feeding him to the progressive wolves, should you?

  25. lmao spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:26 pm

    when he tried to pee in the corner of the Oval Office.

    LMAO… teh kreepfuck voted for an orange tinted asswipe who shits its pants and everyone wrinkles their noses around it.

  26. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:27 pm

    @5 MTG is having an epiphany. Better late than never, I guess.

  27. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:30 pm

    @ 22

    Israel goes after Hamas terrorists like ICE goes after illegal immigrant criminals: “Kill ’em all, and let God sort them out.”

    Joe Biden coddled Hamas terrorists like Joe Biden coddled illegal immigrant criminals.

    Which is but one of many reasons why Boxcheck Momala never had a chance.

  28. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:32 pm

    @7 Commend her?

    Would you commend Manson family member Charles “Tex” Watson for becoming a prison minister after he was locked up? Sure, that’s commendable, but he’s still a mass murderer who deserves to never be paroled.

    Same deal with MTG, we can commend what she’s saying now, but it doesn’t erase her past as a MAGA promoter and cheerleader.

  29. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:33 pm

    @ 26

    MTG is having an epiphany.

    MTG is running the Charlie Crist playbook. In 2028 you’ll be among the first to endorse her primary challenge to Warnock because she’s the white candidate.

  30. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:33 pm

    @ 28 see @ 29.

  31. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:34 pm

    After human rights advocates won a court order forcing the release of a Minneapolis child and her father kidnapped by ICE from a school, the GOP retaliated by sending masked, heavily armed agents to stake out in front of elementary schools and called in bomb threats to close the schools down.

  32. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:36 pm

    @10 Yeah, triple that figure and you approach the $1,500,000,000 in cash funned to the Boxcheck Momala presidential campaign.

    In no small part by millions of small donors who rightly felt Trump’s proper place is in prison, not in the White House. The one is not like the other, asswipe.

  33. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:37 pm

    @11 The troll has lost it. He’s out of his mind. He’s confusing us with his ilk.

  34. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:41 pm

    @14 How many Type I diabetics in their 80s do you know, libbies?

    I know of an ex-doctor in his early 60s with an alcohol-ravaged brain. I don’t know what shape his body is in, but I assume a high likelihood it’s ravaged by equine syphillis.

  35. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:44 pm

    Ras Baraka just got a federal ruling that should all but assure a directed verdict in his lawsuit against Alina Habba

    https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/federal-judge-kristi-noem-limit-congress-oversight-immigration-facility/

    And LaMonica McIver just won a mooted indictment.

  36. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:45 pm

    @16 We’ll remember you blamed her disappearance on a border-crossing illegal without any evidence when the perp turns out to be a family member or some other white person who votes Republican.

    Yeah, I would imagine family members are who the detectives are looking at right now. They’re always at the top of the initial suspect list when someone disappears. Of course, I’m not saying who did it. Unlike you, I don’t know who dunnit.

  37. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:48 pm

    @18 This is how YLB chooses on Election Day.

    It’s not an ideal way to choose candidates, but right now it’s the only viable way, because at present there is no Republican candidate for any office anywhere in the country that voters can responsibly vote for.

  38. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:55 pm

    @20 Tax immigrant billionaires? Yeah, I can think of a couple. Elon and his buddy Peter. If they both flee back to South Africa that’s fine with me. Bring on the immigrant billionaire tax! 👏👏👏

  39. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 12:58 pm

    @29 In 2028 you’ll be among the first to endorse her primary challenge to Warnock because she’s the white candidate.

    Know what I think? I think you looked in a mirror and thought you saw a 🐰 but it was only yourself.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:00 pm

    @30 It seems I learned how to do emojis before the dumbfuck troll has learned how to fix typos by clicking on the highlighted “Click to Edit” line under the posting window. He’s never had good reading skills.

  41. lmao spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:08 pm

    In the 1960’s Buckley and others purged the repuke party of the John Birch Society and associated nutjobs. The repuke party morphed into the hardcore WSJ Editorial Page and US Chamber of Commerce types.

    But the nutjobs never went away.

    The inmates now control the asylum and until the repuke party dies, anyone with a brain should stay way clear.

  42. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:12 pm

    “We have states that I won that show I didn’t win,” Trump told Bongino, who resigned as deputy FBI director in December. “I won in a landslide. I won everything. I won a thing called counties,” Trump said.

    https://tinyurl.com/y7t4df7n

    So this is where he gets his “I won by a landslide” b.s. from. This juvenile talking point commonly shows up in forums frequented by sub-voting-age redhatters.

  43. lmao spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:14 pm

    @42 The orange asswipe said it won MN 3 times!

    kreepfuck repeating this lie in 5…4..3..

  44. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:15 pm

    On Friday HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool breathlessly spewed word of CNN’s libbies being upset with talking head Scott Jennings.

    These whiny CNN libbies won’t be happy to hear the CEO’s response to their silly bitching:

    Responding to concerns raised during the all-hands meeting Wednesday, Thompson said the network does not “police contributors” to “the same extent” as its journalists.

    Thompson, a former top executive at The New York Times Company and the BBC, also praised the viral arguments that take place on Abby Phillip’s NewsNight show, which often involve Jennings clashing with other guests.

    Thompson said such squabbles act as a “public service” that captures “the actual debate and the anger and passion that’s part of the story.”

    Scott Jennings’ presence on CNN is a public service CNN’s libbie whiners cannot tolerate anything other than a liberal echo chamber.

    Cry more, HA libbies.

  45. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:16 pm

    So, Trump ordered a person he trusts to accompany FBI agents on their raid of the Fulton County election office, then report back to him that the agents did what he tasked them to do:

    In a highly unusual departure from established legal norms, Trump’s director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, was on hand last week when the FBI raided the election headquarters of Fulton County, Georgia — and arranged a private call between the FBI agents and Trump on her cellphone afterward. People familiar with the call told The New York Times Trump personally ordered Gabbard to go to Atlanta, even though her role as DNI doesn’t overlap with in-person domestic criminal investigative work.

    https://tinyurl.com/u2x83wkc

  46. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:29 pm

    As you’ve probably heard, the Senate’s dumbest member, Tommy Tuberville, wants to swap his “senator” title for a “governor” title. Specifically, governor of Alabama. Well, he got elected senator there, didn’t he? Problem is, the Alabama constitution requires the governor to be an Alabama resident (a no-brainer), and Tuberville lives and votes in … Florida.

    https://www.rawstory.com/tommy-tuberville-2675068872/

  47. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:31 pm

    Ammon Bundy is a leftist fellow traveler on immigration.

    https://www.rawstory.com/ammon-bundy-2675068303/

    Notwithstanding, I can tell you right now that progressives want nothing to do with him.

  48. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:40 pm

    Court orders shooting down Trump and his lackeys (Kristi Dogkiller in this case) always make for good reading.

  49. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:42 pm

    21)Thought he might have referred to the bus in the photo(a file photo, that bus hasn’t been on that route since Wednesday, and the road since Thursday ), but that part of Rainer Beach has been notorious. I remember a gang fight breaking out in the parking lot of what is now a Sa’ars I believe.(Was a Stock Market in 1989, when my mom a Safeway Checker was picketing. Her shift had ended) Used to be an unofficial transfer hub, at one time, 7, 8, 9, 36, 39, 48,, and 107 terminated there , with 42 and 106 passing by. https://pantographapp.com/pugetsound/vehicles/1/undefined/pugetsound/vehicles/1/3754

  50. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 1:44 pm

    @44 Scott Jennings’ presence on CNN creates employment for the hosts and their staffs who constantly call out his bullshit. Is full employment of factcheckers a bad thing?

  51. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 2:36 pm

    Some of DHS’s lies are so petty you wonder why they stoop to it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epme0lRYCeI

  52. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 2:43 pm

    @ 50

    Scott Jennings’ presence on CNN creates employment for the hosts and their staffs…

    I do not doubt that they are unemployable elsewhere.

    Look what happened to Don Lemon when he got his ass fired.

  53. lmao spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 2:52 pm

    Scott Jennings’ presence on CNN is a public service

    Oh absolutely. The more exposure the dumbfuck mentality gets, the more voters see how hateful dumbfucks twist themselves in knots to support pants shitter and magat klownspiracy, hatred and retribution, the better chances are for anyone who is sane.

  54. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 4:36 pm

    @ 53

    … the better chances are for anyone who is sane.

    The problem for you, YLB, is that all sane Democrats were driven from your party years ago.

  55. Marvin spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 4:44 pm

    Darrel still has the worst student reviews imaginable.

  56. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 5:52 pm

    Say, Savannah, when they find your mother’s raped, stabbed body in a shallow grave just south of the border how will you feel about illegals?

    what if some white guy killed her and dumped the body south of the border? Is all the evidence that you need is that it must be a Mexican if that the body is found in Mexico? You’re really some Inspector Cluseou.

    And when it is found to be some white nut job, you won’t feel the same way, nor will you ever speak about it again.

    Bob is a POS.

  57. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 5:56 pm

    Vance 2028 Slogan.

    If you like young, 12 year old pussy, I’ll look the other way.

  58. lmao spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 5:59 pm

    all sane Democrats were driven from your party years ago.

    ya mean the ones who had dumbfuck mentality like you.

    Like Zell Miller, the Democrat from Deliverance?

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:11 pm

    @52 I do not doubt that they are unemployable elsewhere.

    Does your expertise on that extend beyond yourself?

  60. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:12 pm

    @54 You’re in no position to call other people insane. 😂🤣😅

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:13 pm

    @55 How would you know, when you’ve never seen the inside of a college classroom?

  62. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:20 pm

    OK, OK, so it’s a blue city, but because it’s ultimately under federal control isn’t this really Donald Trump’s fault instead of the mayor’s?

    Mayor Muriel Bowser
    @MayorBowser

    Just announced: 5 pop-up salt distribution locations this weekend!

    Bring a bucket, a wagon, a box—anything to come pick up salt to address icy and hazardous conditions near your home.

    3:09 PM · Jan 30, 2026

  63. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:23 pm

    @36

    Once again great minds think alike. See @56 – same wave length

  64. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:23 pm

    @ 57

    If you like young, 12 year old pussy, I’ll look the other way.

    Biden 1988 slogan: If you like young, 7 year old pussy, wait until you see my daughter Ashley’s.

  65. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:26 pm

    This is when the NIH gave the CDC permission to ignore science in order to beat Donald Trump.

    Justin Hart
    @justin_hart

    Six years ago today, a group of scientists got on a phone call and decided to lie to the world.

    Fauci. Collins. Farrar. Andersen. Garry. Drosten.

    They privately believed COVID looked engineered. So they wrote a paper saying the opposite — and used it to censor anyone who asked questions.

    That one call shaped everything: the lockdowns, the censorship, the destroyed careers, the “trust the science” cudgel.

    Here’s exactly what happened. 🧵

    7:30 AM · Feb 2, 2026

  66. Cry more, HA libbies spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:29 pm

    Don’t cal me a Nazi.😫😫😫😫😩😩😭😭😭☹️😫😫😫😭😭😭😭

    I’m not a Nazi! 😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😭😩😩😩😩😩☹️😭😭😭😭😭

  67. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:30 pm

    @64

    You like 12 year old pussy? I bet you find it pretty fresh.

  68. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:31 pm

    From the Department of I’ll Believe It When I See It:

    Bill and #CrookedHillary Clinton have agreed to appear for testimony before the House Oversight Committee.

    The Democrat votes to find the contemptible couple in contempt of Congress must have been devastating for them.

  69. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:37 pm

    I wonder if Vance would give up his daughter to be fucked by his veep,

    Young pussy forever!

  70. G spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 6:43 pm

    Another Vance 2028 Slogan.

    As billions and billions were bilked from the government I looked the other way. I was in Disneyland!

  71. Bill and Ted spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 7:42 pm

    Want to see and hear something weird? Go over to YouTube and watch a couple of the Tucker Carlson/Cenk Uygur videos concerning Israel and its overwhelming influence in American politics and foreign policies. These two guys are having a civil conversation about Israel and its Zionist desires, and they are at opposite ends of the political spectrum. It’s really strange!

    Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K!

  72. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 8:36 pm

    @65 Justin Hart? This guy?

    https://www.amazon.com/Gone-Viral-Covid-Drove-Insane/dp/1684513510

    His publisher is Regnery:

    Regnery has published books by Haley Barbour, Ann Coulter, Ted Cruz, Newt Gingrich, Josh Hawley, David Horowitz, Michelle Malkin, Barbara Olson, Sarah Palin, Mike Pence, Robert Spencer, and others.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regnery_Publishing

    Need I say more? 👏👏👏😅🤣😂💩💩💩

  73. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 8:39 pm

    @68 I think they should be compelled to testify. Trump should be, too.

  74. Sam Raimi spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 8:49 pm

    Anyone check in on ‘Melania’?

    3rd place. Less than 10% of budget.

    As opposed to my movie with ‘Go Woke, Go Broke’ Disney that got $19m.

  75. Donnie fucked it and a million died spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:01 pm

    @65

    That again? Here’s the phone call where two suggested it was engineered and a few months later abandoned the theory because when you keep studying you find out your hypothesis was wrong.

    And Dumbfuck, because the horse won’t have him, is still jerking off over them being wrong.

  76. Who Killed Kristy spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:14 pm

    Meet Kristy Rodgers

    Kristy is a missing person. Her case is still active. She was 16 and disappeared on August 1st 1997. In the latest Epstein file drop we see an email to Brendan Quigly (from illegally redacted) who was an attorney at Baker Botts. CC’d is the pilot for one of Epstein’s planes, David Rodgers (no relation). The email is regarding a subpoena for the David Rodgers, represented by Quigly asking about Kristy Rodgers who was on an unredacted flight manifest of a flight….

    Departing August 1, 1997.

    All of the CCs are also illegally redacted.

    One of the replies to the email was a US Attorney from SDNY.

    Her case remains ‘unsolved’ and was last updated by the Center for Missing and Exploited Children in 2025

  77. Thank you for you attention in this matter spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:21 pm

    Trump drops suit against Harvard when Harvard sends a mildly worded letter in pursuit of discovery.

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump

    The Failing New York Times story was completely wrong concerning Harvard University. I hereby demand that the morons that run (into the ground!) the Times’ change their story, immediately. SEE TRUTH BELOW! Also, just like their incorrectly called (by the Times!) Election results, where they got it ALL WRONG, my Poll Numbers are Great! The New York Times coverage of me is so purposely wrong. We will soon see how I do in my lawsuit against these fraudsters! FAKE NEWS!

  78. Who Killed Kristy spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 9:23 pm

    @myself

    the CCs on the reply from US Atty are redacted

  79. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/2/26 at 10:03 pm

    @77 You need a bit of legal background to grasp this,* but this looks like Trump throwing his lawyers in the Harvard lawsuit under the bus. Unless he filed this lawsuit pro se.

    * Lawyers are supposed to investigate the facts before filing a lawsuit, so they don’t file a factually unfounded lawsuit. Especially when their client is a known liar.

  80. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 3:14 am

    Tariffs about to be levied on France.
    https://www.france24.com/en/france/20260203-paris-prosecutor-s-cybercrime-unit-raids-x-s-french-office

  81. G spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 4:17 am

    Using bus transit in Seattle can be hazardous to your health. Fatal, even.

    Unlike getting married to
    Some heterosexual Neanderthal? Or being raped and trafficked for sex for white man privileges to
    Young pussy? I didn’t see one poor black or immigrants name in the Epstein Files, did you?

    Give it up Bob, you failed Medical school student and you’re a failed troll. 🧌. 🧌. Now that’s the fucking Emoji you should be using. 🖕

  82. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 6:36 am

    @ 81

    Young pussy? I didn’t see one poor black or immigrants name in the Epstein Files, did you?

    Bill Clinton doesn’t like dark meat. Prince Andrew, as well, prefers breast meat.

  83. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 6:40 am

    The 2040 census is not that far away.

    Won’t it be fun, HA libbies, watching your blue states lose another 13 EVs to the red states?

    I mean, HA libbies minus a certain failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool, who by then will be long dead.

  84. Just To Be Perfectly Clear spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 7:56 am

    Trump to Harvard: 2 billion $
    NYT: Harvard to pay 2B$
    Harvard: no
    Trump: 1B
    Harvard: no
    NYT: Negotiations intensify
    Trump: 200 million
    NYT: Harvard-Trump reach deal
    Harvard: no
    Trump: 0$
    Harvard: ok
    NYT: Harvard not paying! Trump loses.
    Trump: How about 1B$
    Harvard: no
    NYT: Negotiations resume!

  85. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 8:14 am

    Nice to hear NPR no longer pretending to be balanced or neutral about anything, since the federal government stopped funding it.

  86. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 8:24 am

    The Democrat votes to find the contemptible couple in contempt of Congress must have been devastating for them.

    Far more likely is material now available in the most recent partial Epstein release.

    For more, see 76 above.

  87. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 8:30 am

    Gonna be fun watching New York City sink further and further into FO.

    https://sri.siena.edu/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/SNY0126-Crosstabs.pdf

    First month in office the single lowest month of homicides in NYC ever.

    Your legacies: 🚮

  88. 4th Amendment spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 8:34 am

    Nothing about MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson’s answer here is correct.

    Q: You’re a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?

    MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it’s issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone

    These warrants are signed by ICE personnel, sometimes an ICE lawyer. They do not waive the requirement for a judicial warrant to enter a home without permission.

    Surely Mike knows this. As a lawyer.

    But as a Trump cock sucker he’s willing to lie.

  89. The Sciency Caucus Thingy spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 9:34 am

    All but two republicans voted in favor of a failed resolution to ban any and all research grants to Chinese companies or Universities.

    The bill was sponsored by a soon to be out of Congress Grand Old Pedophile representative from New York.

    All this of course because they’re still pretending a lab leak and gain of function research was going on and that’s why Donnie lost.

  90. G spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 9:45 am

    Bill Clinton doesn’t like dark meat. Prince Andrew, as well, prefers breast meat.

    You and the rest of the Republicans like to keep young baby pussy in the FAMILY.

  91. G spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 9:47 am

    Why are Republicans so Anti Abortion?

    Cause they want to keep the babies alive for their pleasure fucking.

  92. G spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 9:53 am

    Surely Mike knows this. As a lawyer.

    But as a Trump cock sucker he’s willing to lie.

    Cock sucker? That is putting it mildly. He is a baby pussy fucker protector.

  93. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 9:57 am

    A liberal UK MP has resigned. Among other things he gave Jeffrey Epatein advanced notice of a 500 billion pound bailout of UK banks during the Great Recession.

    The Epstein files are taking down liberals.

  94. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 10:55 am

    88,

    First off, Mike is lying.

    Immigration judges do not sign forms I-200 or I-203, which are the administrative forms used by DHS to specifically identify an alien individual residing in the United States to be subject to removal.

    Furthermore, even if Mike was not lying (in the full sight of GEEEZUS!!!), immigration judges are not Article III judges. They are not independent judiciary in the federal judicial branch under the supervision of federal circuits and the Supreme Court.

    They are employees of the Executive branch working for the Department of Homeland Security. They are not appointed or confirmed by the Senate. They low level federal employees with legal training in immigration law. And there simply aren’t anywhere nearly enough of them to sign all the documents DHS needs under the MAGASTAPO quota system.

    So even if DHS changes their current procedures and essentially orders their own immigration judge employees to robo-sign copies of forms I-200 or I-203, those documents still would not meet the settled requirements of the 4th Amendment.

    Mike is a liar. And apparently also a blasphemer.

  95. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 11:03 am

    The Epstein files targeted releases of limited investigative information are taking down liberals the victims.

    Republicans are shielding and redacting all the identifying information on themselves and the other co-conspirators who raped and tortured children in order to protect them, while at the same time exposing the detailed personally identifying information on the child victims of sexual rape and torture.

    By design.

    Because they aren’t done torturing them yet. And they wish to see their victims silenced with violent attacks.

    BuT wE cAn’T uNmAsK oUr IcE eXeCuTiOn SqUaDs. It WoUlD eXpOsE tHeM tO D-A-N-G-E-R !!!!

    Of course the troll lies to protect pedophiles.
    Of course he does.

  96. Rutger Kaninchen spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 11:15 am

    95

    The Epstein files should be released in totality. Let the chips fall where they may, and if many politicians’ careers are ruined, then so be it. Additionally, if there is a chance to send these pedophiles to prison, then that’s an added benefit in releasing the files.

  97. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 11:15 am

    Here are the two forms:

    https://www.ice.gov/sites/default/files/documents/Document/2017/I-200_SAMPLE.PDF

    https://www.ice.gov/sites/default/files/documents/Document/2017/I-205_SAMPLE.PDF

  98. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 11:28 am

    96,
    Why the neutral tone?

    The witholding of the investigation files is entirely a partisan project of the GOP. Stop pretending otherwise.

    When the extent of Fat Hitler’s and many others’ involvement with Epstein was uncovered by the Epstein estate and the public outcry to produce the files became overwhelming, Republicans in Congress made a backroom deal with the White House and Pam Bondi to go ahead and vote to pass the law requiring the release, but to delay and destroy most of the releases.

    The law required the DOJ to make the full release weeks ago. They refused. And they are still withholding more then 90% of what is in the files. They’ve been caught openly having redacted the names and identifying information of people who are not victims and are not otherwise immunized, for example the First Lady, Melania Trump.

    But Republicans who control Congress have not summoned Pam Bondi to explain any of this or held the AG in contempt for refusing to obey the law. And the Fat Hitler White House has not intervened to order their own DOJ to comply. Republicans are not merely standing aside to mutely ignore this. They are the operators of the coverup to protect pedophiles.

    I wonder why?/s

  99. Donald Trump fucks little girls spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 11:55 am

    @93

    Ooooooooooooooh.

    You got us there never mind that we’ve been saying everyone involved should go to jail for almost 5 years now

    The guy in the UK. You took down a British politician. Good he should be taken down.

    Celebrating breaking the six nil clean sheet and putting one in the back of the net with five minutes to go in regulation, eh.

    I mean, yeah we got a field goal in the first quarter in the fourth quarter and we only lost 41-6.

  100. Rutger Kaninchen spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 12:18 pm

    Why the neutral tone?

    There are Democrats involved, too. Let’s see who they are, along with the Republicans who availed themselves of Epstein’s “party favors.”

  101. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 12:31 pm

    100,
    Who are they? You claim to know so name them.

    Every one of the elected Democrats with any power to produce the release have done so. The vote was 100% unanimous among all Democrats.

    Democrats are not taking part in the cover up.

    Stop lying or apologize for doing so and mend your evil ways.
    We are talking about raping and torturing children.
    Nothing is more evil.

  102. Kristy Norm is a ho that ho that ho has got to go spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 12:41 pm

    Judge Reyes denies removal of Haitian Temporary Protected Status.

    VII. CONCLUSION
    There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table.

    Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side or at least has ignored them. Does not have the law on her side or at least has ignored it. Having neither and
    bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X f/k/a Twitter).

    Kristi Noem has a First Amendment right to call immigrants killers, leeches, entitlement junkies, and any other inapt name she wants. Secretary Noem, however, is constrained by both our Constitution and the APA to apply faithfully the facts to the law in implementing the TPS
    program. The record to-date shows she has yet to do that.

    By accompanying Order, the Court GRANTS Plaintiffs’ Renewed Motion for a Stay
    Under 5 U.S.C. § 705.

  103. Rutget Kaninchen spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 12:46 pm

    “Who are they?”

    BC, BG, & AD – just to name a few.

  104. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 12:57 pm

    103,
    And how exactly are they taking part in the coverup?

    Stop lying.

    Republicans alone are operating a coverup to withhold the files.
    Democrats are not involved in that coverup. Without the obstruction of Republicans the unredacted files would be released.

    And any Democrats who participated in trafficking children for sex or raping and drugging children ought to be brought to justice with the rest. Which is precisely what every Democrat in Congress voted for back in December.

    The coverup to protect the pedophiles is 100% Republican.

    And you are apologizing and making excuses for them.

    Which implicates you.

  105. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:06 pm

    Why not release the Epstein list, and we can all see for ourselves who’s been naughty and who’s been really naughty?

  106. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:21 pm

    @82 I know of a failed doctor who prefers horse meat.

  107. Release The Epstein Files! spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:22 pm

    @ 105,

    Looks like all the Republicans got together to refuse.

    Seems odd that Republicans would unanimously agree to protect all those “Democrats”. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Derp.

  108. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:23 pm

    @83 Whatsamatter, think a rabbit can’t live a century? I’m gonna be hopping and pissing on your grave. I’ll leave a daisy for you, though.

  109. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:24 pm

    @85 Balanced and neutral is calling Republican lies what they are.

    I’m sick of “he said, she said” journalism. There’s absolutely no reason to give equal time to liars.

  110. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:33 pm

    @86 I’m dubious of @76. “Authorities believe she was abducted by someone she knew,” and clothing belonging to her was found nearby six months later.

    https://charleyproject.org/case/kristy-jean-rogers

    As a reddit commenter noted, “She was last seen on August 2 and the flight log says August 1.” Also, the missing Kristy’s last name is spelled “Rogers,” not “Rodgers.”
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/cu21e9/connecting_dots_missing_persons_and_flight_log/

    I know Doctor Dumbfuck doesn’t give a shit about facts, but given these details we should be cautious about connecting the missing Kristy Rogers to Epstein, at least pending further factual developments.

  111. G spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:35 pm

    The Epstein files are taking down liberals.

    We don’t care.

    Is that your poor ass excuse to protect the conservatives? You are protecting criminals with your little bullshit game. You are a co conspirator of a heinous crimes.

  112. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 1:41 pm

    Appearing today at the U.S. District Court for the District of Minnesota before Judge Jerry W. Blackwell, and responding to inquiry from the judge as to why the DOJ is in violation of so many court orders, AUSA Julie Le requested that the judge find her in contempt so that she could, in her own words, “get 24 hours of sleep”.

    Noyce.

  113. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 2:02 pm

    Correction: Julie Le is not an AUSA. She is an associate at Erickson, Bell, Beckman, and Quinn in St. Paul, Minnesota. Looks like she’s been with the firm for about three years and has been admitted to the bar in MN for about 2.5. Very, very inexperienced and obviously thrown in way over her head.

    She is working as a private attorney on behalf of the United States Attorneys Office for the District of Minnesota because Elmo and DOGE did such a good job of firing all the people that the lying troll says deserved to be fired that the local office is no longer able to keep up with their work load and nobody will come to work for them anymore. So they employing outside counsel.

    And this is what you get. A brand new baby associate with almost no experience. At least she knows she has professional obligations to advocate on behalf of the clients her firms assigns to her to the best of her abilities. But that doesn’t mean she has to lie for them or pretend they aren’t gigantic fuckups either.

    And probably nothing in this viral story is more indicative of the shitshow going on within this Team of Clowncar Fascists than the fact that they sent assigned outside counsel to respond to a show cause hearing in federal court. I trust the judge to recognize the degree of contempt that this displays for his court.

  114. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 2:25 pm

    @88 There’s a separation of powers issue here. The 4th Amendment requires a judicial branch judge to sign off on probable cause for an executive branch LE search of private premises. For this reason, an immigration judge’s warrant, much less an ICE agent’s warrant, can’t satisfy 4A requirements.

    Not only don’t ICE administrative warrants, and immigration judge warrants, fail to satisfy the “signed by a judicial branch judge” requirement, but they also don’t have to, and often don’t, satisfy the 4A’s “probable cause” requirement. Reasonable suspicion that someone may be an illegal alien isn’t sufficient to enter private premises without consent.

    The 4A warrant requirements are typically thought of in a criminal LE context. By contrast, ICE enforcement activities and warrants are civil in nature. An ICE warrant is similar to an inspection warrant (think EPA or health code enforcement). But despite the fact execution of an ICE warrant doesn’t expose a person to criminal jeopardy, the 4A protections of private premises are not relaxed for civil enforcement. ICE still needs a search warrant signed by a judicial branch judge to enter private premises without consent.

    Also, note that an arrest warrant isn’t a search warrant. If cops show up at your door with an arrest warrant for someone claimed to be at the premises, but without a search warrant, they cannot legally enter without consent.

    See more details about warrants here.

    The problem, of course, is what happens if ICE agents knock on the door of a private residence, present a warrant signed by an ICE official or immigration judge, demand entry, are refused, and force entry (perhaps harming the property and/or the occupants in the process). Under the 4A and caselaw, that is an unconstitutional entry and illegal use of force, but because of expansive immunity and restrictions on suing federal LE, there may not be a practical legal remedy.

    In my view, and this is just my opinion, the Todd Lyons memo authorizing ICE agents to enter homes and other private premises without a judicial warrant should strip ICE of qualified immunity, because the agency policy and directives to personnel are illegal per se. The agents in the field can’t be blamed for not following policy, as grounds to overcome their qualified immunity on an individual basis, because they’re following policy. The grounds for forfeiting immunity are agency-wide.

  115. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 3:04 pm

    @91 Why are Republicans so Anti Abortion? Cause they want to keep the babies alive for their pleasure fucking.

    The old theory was they wanted the cheap labor.

    However, times are a’changin’ and it’s plausible that conservatives now impose forced birth for additional reasons: (1) to prevent population decline (“they will not replace us!”), and to have babies and young girls for fucking (not all rightwingers share Doctor Dumbfuck’s affection for horse cock).

    Plus, there may be a religious element: The Bible thumpers are misreading the passage about “go ye forth and multiply” as a directive to humans; but that was really the Great Mother Rabbit Spirit giving instructions to rabbits as part of a sinister lagomorph conspiracy to take over the world before you stupid humans wreck it beyond repair.

    🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

  116. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 3:08 pm

    @93 Certainly there are corrupt Liberal Democrat Party individuals in U.K., as in the U.S., but nothing remotely approaching the pervasive systemic corruption of the Republican Party and their billionaire sponsors.

  117. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 2/3/26 at 3:12 pm

    @100 I’m fine with ruining the Clintons’ political careers. They’re sooo yesterday.

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