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It’s only fair that Democrats should reap the bounty of Didn’t Earn It.
Plus, there’s all the genuine support Boxcheck Momala can expect from the outgoing Team Biden, particularly DOCTOR Jill.
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NYT reporting Bi-Done will drop out if the current Team Biden lies don’t catch on.
Up to QoS McHillbilly & Co. whether to continue to parrot the lies, or to admit that it has been clear to anyone not drinking liberal Kool-Aide that Biden’s decline has been easily noticeable during the last several months.
Just admit it.
It’s wasn’t a cold.
It’s not a stutter.
He didn’t wander off to engage in earnest discussion with an Italian paratrooper.
He didn’t do “such a good job” and he didn’t know “all the facts”, DOCTOR Jill. He made it impossible for honest Democrats to continue to deny what they have seen repeatedly for at least several months.
He did it. No, not Donald watching underaged lesbian sex acts according to the last Epstein disclosure files,
Cavendish.
It does look a bit like Ackerman eased up in the last 20 meters when he had a slight lead.
Gonna be an excruciating four months for DOCTOR Jill as she fights the overwhelming urge to shiv the woman who used a 2019 primary debate to call her husband a racist POS.
@ 5
It does look a bit like Ackerman eased up in the last 20 meters when he had a slight lead.
He did ease up but he wasn’t in the lead. It was already over. Cavendish took the lead with ~ 100m to go and Ackerman eased up because others passed him as well – he finished sixth. The second-placed rider, Philipsen, was on Cavendish’s wheel over the last 150m but couldn’t come around.
The foreshortening of the camera angle is misleading. Use freeze-frame and the mid-road dashed center line to assess relative position.
Not bad for an old guy who barely avoided the sweeper vehicle in the first stage.
I haven’t seen the helicopter angle yet.
Is anything interesting happening that isn’t baked into polling? Like maybe a massive turnout among women?
@ 2
Looks like those 25 House Democrats are gonna have to go public.
It wasn’t enough that both Pelosi and Clyburn changed their tune over the last five days. Someone big in the Democrat party is gonna have to go politically medieval on Bi-Done’s ass.
Where is FKA Hops? Just yesterday he dissed Bini and, by inference, Cav by arguing that since neither of them will ever win a Grand Tour stage race they’re just POS also-rans in the peloton.
Helicopter angle starts at 5:24 of this video.
Freeze the video at 5:39 and you can see the 100 meter sign on both sides and Cavendish just beginning to lead, by a wheel length, over Ackerman. Freeze it at 5:41 and you can see the 75 meter sign and Cavendish with a one-bike lead over Ackerman – Cav was clearly accelerating away from the field between 100m and 75m.
The race was over with 100m to go. Nobody gave it to him.
Team Trump outraised Team Bi-Done by $47 million in Q2.
Hey, but Bi-Done’s working the phones and really persuading his big donors, amirite?
If they want to win, Democrat donors need to cough up.
Jim Biden is awaiting donor calls. Donors should be prepared to give generously. DOCTOR Jill wants to be First Lady of Haiti, and that won’t come cheap.
@11
Cool. I couldn’t watch this one today so relying on the LeTour “Last Kilometer” official video.
I think you missed what I said about Cavendish.
@13
Random tweets from cranks are the stuff Newsmax is made of.
AOC has introduced articles of impeachment.
Beginning with DateRape who clearly perjured himself during his confirmation testimony when responding to questions from various Senators, Republican and Democrat alike, about his views on the settled nature of presidential immunity.
He openly lied under oath in a sworn public proceeding.
Perjury is clear grounds for impeachment.
Date Rape should be called back before the committee to at least explain himself. He can also choose to stand upon another “settled principle” and ignore a subpoena. I hope.
Hey, remember how upset conservatives were about nakedly political groups getting scrutinized on the 501(c)3 status and how it was the worst abuse of power since….well since the dawn of time.
Yeah, about that.
At times like these, when nearly all members of the attention economy media elevate themselves above the rest of humanity drunk on their own self-images, I will not hold my breath.
…that the questions among voters surrounding President Biden have not actually changed since before the debate. The challenge to the campaign hasn’t changed either.
And that’s probably why the Village Idiot finds it so overwhelmingly important to keep claiming that the questions have changed and that they are now settled in voter’s minds.
Meanwhile your devoted attention economy media are almost entirely ignoring major new questions arising among independent voters about the Republican nominee, who continues to promise summary internment and televised military tribunals for all of his political opponents, including Mitch McConnel, Mitt Romney, and Liz Cheney for “treason”.
Trump’s ongoing and amplifying promises to embrace the new sweeping powers his hand-picked manifestly corrupt SCOTUS has bestowed upon the presidency to not only eliminate the Democratic party but also to purge his own party of disloyal members is beginning to alarm disinterested indy voters a lot.
Here is something else you’ll see the self-appointed “guardians of our democratic process” in the attention economy media completely ignoring right now:
https://x.com/RachelBitecofer/status/1808217785753129122
Newly released court documents show Donald J. Trump forced children to perform sex acts for him.
The release of the documents was facilitated by a law signed by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in Febuary as a kind of final tribute to his opponent Trump shortly after he quit his campaign for the Republican nomination. I guess he’ll be going before the tribunals in Guantanamo as well.
So you’re saying it CAN be done?
The EU with about 100m more population than the US has cut fossil fuel power production to less than 1/3 of total output.
Of course Europeans are more sensible and generally don’t feel the need to have shorts and a tank top weather inside all winter and own sweaters. They’re not big on air conditioning either.
@20
To be fair, though when is any Conservative thoughtful or fair, that is the self filed lawsuit from a Plaintiff who later withdrew the case with claims of threats even though it was filed under a Jane Doe.
The case was refiled later with the aid of an attorney and then dismissed by an Obama appointed Federal Judge.
So I’m sprinkling a little salt on it.
“…comes in at 10, leaves at 2…”
Joe Bi-Done today is Ronald Reagan 9 years after leaving office. Nearly OK, sorta, for about four hours in the middle of the day. Which is when all of the rare Bi-Done interviews take place.
This seems so long ago now. Right?
Willing suspension of disbelief, or IQ in the ranges of Welfare Queen YLB’s and The Even Bigger Fucking Moron‘s, required to claim that this happened to Bi-Done all of a sudden.
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He’s toast. He knows he’s toast. DOCTOR Jill digs in.
Now, about that pardon for POS Hunter.
You’re a Democrat and a billionaire.
How much are you willing to wager on Boxcheck Momala?
The likelihood that Biden will still be president and able to pardon POS Hunter after November 5 is significantly less than 100%.
You’re DOCTOR Jill. You know you can compel your husband to pardon POS Hunter now or immediately after announcing your withdrawal from the race, and poison any chance that Boxcheck Momala could ever be president. You hate Boxcheck Momala with a fiery passion.
What are you prepared to do?
Repetition, emphatic punctuation and ALL CAPS are unassailable PROOF.
They are PROOF I say!!
I think it was the effectiveness of Trump’s silence while Bi-Done was speaking last Thursday evening that got through to him.
Too bad Trump couldn’t control his leaking anal sphincter as easily as his spitting pie hole:
https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/29/donald-trump-joe-biden-fart-noise-presidential-debate/
This is, of course, very old news. Trump had an explosive rectal incident years ago during a televised FOX debate. And dozens of national reporters confirmed he was unable to control his bowels during his recent felony criminal trial.
DOCTOR Jill’s got Bi-Done by the nuts, and just gave them a firm squeeze.
21)Notice with the railroads in Germany, it may be critical mass against Diesel on regional lines. Battery and Hydrogen Multiple Units seem to be winning the orders for routes with UN-electrified territory. I believe Baden-Wurttemberg has ordered its last Diesel, possibly Bavaria too. Siemens and Alstom have pulled DMUs from their European catalogues.(Locomotive hauled trains are a vanishing species on Regional services in Europe).
Republicans do this shit to each other, too.
https://www.rawstory.com/bowen-kou/
Is “gross neglect of duty, gross partiality, corruption in office, commission of offenses involving moral turpitude while in office, and oppression in office” enough to remove a judge from office? If not, how about the drive-by shootings?
https://www.rawstory.com/judge-crimes/
In New York or California, people like this are criminals. In Oklahoma, they’re judges.
That’s partly because of that state’s lousy schools, which are getting worse under Oklahoma’s Ministry of Education, whose fuhrer thinks Trump is indicted and Bannon is in jail because liberal prosecutors weren’t taught from the Bible in grade school.
https://www.rawstory.com/ryan-walters-bible/
This guy could use some morality teaching himself, so he knows what morality is, because he obviously doesn’t.
@27 He’s “able” to pardon Hunter right now. He won’t. Why? Because he respects the rule of law. Nobody on your side does. You look at the shit Republicans do to each other, it’s the Law of the Jungle, and that’s how it is when they govern, too.
Aggressively and violently forcing our religious ideology down the throats of other people’s children is how we are going to win this country back from the Woke Left.
Thank God for bicycle races so we get a coffee break now and then and don’t have to listen to the dumbfuck babble about Jill ALL the time.
@12 “Team Trump outraised Team Bi-Done by $47 million in Q2.”
Which means Miriam Adelson wrote another check.
Pulling away.
Six months, at most, left for Bi-Done to pardon POS Hunter.
Contrary to another’s @ 5 observation, it was Cavendish whose momentum stopped in the last meters of today’s stage.
This has been a problem for Cav in the past; during a stage last year in the TDF his chain jumped from 11th to 12th and back during a sprint that he could have won, had he had the right gear.
In 2021, during the stage he won to tie the Merckx record at 34 wins, his chain fell off.
I’ve seen shoes unclipped during sprints, I’ve seen pedals clip the ground during sprints, but I’ve not seen a dropped chain, except with Cavendish. Weird.
Bi-Done threw Israel under the bus to save Michigan.
He could have just picked Whitmer and dumped Boxcheck Momala. But no. Easier to beat up on the Jews.
Boxcheck Momala.
Women of color delivered for Joe. For Dems as a whole. KBJ was a campaign promise.
Kreepshit sez throw women of color under the bus and select a white lady..
Sane people laugh at kreepshit babble. and yawwwwn…
It’s wasn’t a cold.
It’s not a stutter.
It’s not anything resembling brains babbling this.
Was reading the FAQs on the ceremony in St John’s for the Repatriation of Newfoundland’s Unknown Soldier. Prior to 1949 Newfoundland was not part of Canada, it wasn’t even a territory like the Yukon, but a separate Dominion within the Commonwealth/Empire, so that status means that the Unknown Soldier at the National War Memorial in Ottawa does not represent the unknown soldiers who were KIA fighting for Newfoundland in World War 1. Ironically the casket while lying in honor in the Provincial Capitol, was draped in the current Canadian Flag because of Canadian Armed Forces Regulations.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-unknown-soldier-faq-1.7249889
“She’s so bad. She’s so pathetic. She’s just so fucking bad.”
The former and next president of the United States.
Gym Jordan is right about one thing: Prosecution “weaponizes” the rule of law. It’s a weapon against crime. Without it, criminals like Trump are free to do as they please.
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/jim-jordan-immunity-trump-supreme-court-ruling-rcna160210
@47 I won’t mind a bit if the voters cram Kamala up your ass, and up the asses of every other racist, misogynist Republican out there.
Polls are now open in the U.K. We’ll find out if the polls missed the shy Tories this time or not. Also, any vote in Northern Ireland for Sinn Fein is wasted., they win, but they don’t take those seats. Larry might be getting new friends at Number 10.
C’mon, everybody, claim your excuse. Welfare Queen YLB was first out of the gate with #1 and QoS McHillbilly followed the following morning with #3. I think the rest are still available.
THE GROWING LIST OF DESPERATELY COMICAL BIDEN DEBATE PERFORMANCE EXCUSES:
I’d like to add one more, from a medical perspective. Bi-Done’s got gastric reflux and takes Pepcid to help control it. I blame the meds:
Gastric acid suppressants and cognitive decline in people with or without cognitive impairment
H2RA is H2 receptor antagonist – think Pepcid, Xantac, Tagamet.
[© 2022 The Authors. Alzheimer’s & Dementia: Diagnosis, Assessment & Disease Monitoring published by Wiley Periodicals, LLC on behalf of Alzheimer’s Association]
I think it’s useful to recall that none of Bi-Done’s physical examinations reported to the public have included a cognitive test.
QoS McHillbilly claims that there hasn’t been any previous evidence that Bi-Done’s cognition is in decline. WaPo in November 2021 observed that:
And by Bi-Done’s cognitive decline.
What’s next to be blamed? Proximity of the hair plugs to his cerebral cortex?
A phone survey of 600 random shut-ins just like you is not
You Dumbfuck.
You spent 48 hours digging tirelessly for something and that’s what you came up with.
Meanwhile the Republican nominee wears a diaper, falls asleep midday in court, and shits himself on a live microphone.
👍🤡🧌
Biden’s fine.
Trump is a felon.
The Court is a ruin.
@ 53
Biden’s fine.
Trump is a felon.
The Court is a ruin.
McHillbilly is in denial.
C’mon, everybody
what is it bleating now? fash is the new black?
It’s reduced to begging..
boxcheck
Does that include the right white boi (with a couple token off color) frat at RapeU?
Bi-Done
How kreepshit orders its steak at a Seattle Steak house..
aka “ruined”
aka how the steak house rids itself of turning meat. kreepshit is the house garbage bin that pays for the privilege..
yawwwwwn.
McHillbilly is in denial.
Happy Fourth of July!
Biden, Kamala, or Drumpy. One thing is for sure, and that is that The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus will always be there. It’s a virus that will never go away, especially when HA Maoists try to censor it. Ohhh, their little Snowflake hearts. They are allowing women to be slaughtered and killing democracy at the same time. 🖕
What a handsome chap. Stricken with The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.
What can you expect from angry animals.
The forefathers said to themselves, “what are we to do? We are animals. This will never end. I know let’s build a jail! No other solution to cure the animals of their virus.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/jul/03/man-46-guilty-of-murdering-wife-while-her-online-boyfriend-was-on-video-link
Here’s a guy who really didn’t care for the bitch.
https://www.wyff4.com/article/south-carolina-man-admits-shooting-killing-wife/61488136
Happy Heterosexual Neanderthal Y’all!
That a girl!!!!!!
God bless your heart. Women should have immunity for offing thier master groomers!
https://www.fox8live.com/2024/07/01/wife-fatally-shoots-husband-8-year-old-before-turning-gun-herself-livingston-sheriff-says/
No passport needed. It was expired. Best way to travel.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/husband-strangled-wife-front-lover-children-guilty-murder/
HA Maoists don’t want you to see this stuff. They’re very sensitive to the failings of the Heterosexual lifestyle.
@59
Happy Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus Day. It’s celebrated almost daily and sometime twice in a day, could be a multiple times a day!!
60 – 64,
Dude, get some mental health help…and soon!
@66
spoken like a true sufferer of the virus. Don’t look here, look there! Nothing to see here! No animal Heterosexual Neanderthals to see! See the Drag Queen?!
59:
Merry Christmas!
No, wait a minute…
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s bloviating Tuesday night post that Boxcheck Momala’s polling is competitive with Trump’s will not age well. Here’s a first indication:
Before she’s finished decimating the Democrats’ chances this year Boxcheck Momala will make everyone forget Palin and Quayle ever existed.
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@ 60
Biden, Kamala, or Drumpy. One thing is for sure, and that is that The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus will always be there.
I see that G-clown has finally turned his back on the diminutive homosexual with laughable federal experience, Mayor Pete.
Mayor Pete has been so fucking awful at his job, people actually know who the Secretary of Transportation is.
The only potential candidate who rates more poorly with black voters than Boxcheck Momala is Mayor Pete.
the diminutive homosexual
aka your fav Jared Polis.. once inch shorter than Slayer Pete..
at least until yours truly informed you of Polis’ orientation…
“competent” indeed.. kreepshit that is.. for a klown.. (snicker)
67
How did you catch the Homosexual Poofter Virus? Was it anally injected or orally injected.
I’ll miss Don Jr. most of all.
“So you’re saying there’s a chance.”
Not just too old to run again. Too old to do the job today.
“…aka your fav Jared Polis..”
I’ve come to realize that his pro-business, moderate, conciliatory, bipartisan centrism is wrong for America.
America needs discipline and a strong, virile daddy who can give it to us.
Exit polls are saying 410 seats for Labour. Will see when the returning officers start declaring.
Looks like Larry is about to tie Peter I as the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office with most Prime Ministers.
So far 2 seats declared, both Labour.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn09xn9je7lt
The only American who had the “dark family secret” successfully kept from him was QoS McHillbilly.
THE POWER TRIP 2:00 P.M.
The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden
The president’s mental decline was like a dark family secret for many elite supporters.
She’s in on it. Bi-Done’s coattails and his subsequent resignation is the only way Boxcheck Momala will ever be president.
The conspiracy to make QoS McHillbilly look like a fool for being the only American to deny what his lyin’ eyes have been telling him. For years.
Tattooed on Dumbfuck’s forehead at birth.
@72
Looks like we got another snowflake who is sensitive to The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. Stop beating and killing the woman.
the only American to deny what his lyin’ eyes have been telling him.
aka..
Biden “won” the debate. Trump either couldn’t or wouldn’t stay on point.
Shall we be charitable to teh kreepsht and speculate that it listened to the debate on the radio?
naaaah… it was caught being “unserious” and has been walking, no, running, no sprinting it back ever since..
83,
It was obviously a disaster of a debate for Biden. He choked.
But he’s the only candidate in that television studio who did not actually shit himself on a hot mic.
🎤💩🤢
I’m grown up enough to admit that incontinence should not be a barrier that keeps Donald Trump from the White House.
But 34 felony convictions, rape convictions, two impeachments, pedophilia and fascism obviously should.
@ 83
Biden “won” the debate. Trump either couldn’t or wouldn’t stay on point.
Hey, I chose to ding Trump for evasion.
I’m so used to people like you ignoring Biden’s cognitive decline I just decided to do the same.
Trump will beat Biden by 10 in November but hey, at least Welfare Queen YLB caught me giving Trump shit for his debate performance 5 months earlier. One’s almost as good as the other, amirite?
Poor guy. Four-hour work days four days a week are just killing him, you see.
If that isn’t a projection of strength, I don’t know what is, amirite?
Said TSLA would bounce back to 400.
Said Warnock was doomed.
Said Hillary would win the nom in 2020 and in 2024.
Said VonShitzHisPants would build a wall and bring peace to the Middle East.
Said Dino would win in court.
It’s an unblemished record.
Ronald Reagan wore a cowboy hat and rode a horse.
Groveled to the KSA and OPEC.
Talked constantly about projecting strength.
George W. Bush chopped weeds in Midland and raced around on a mountain bike.
Groveled to the KSA and OPEC, and looked the other way when they flew airplanes into the World Trade center.
Talked constantly about projecting strength.
Donald Trump yells at cripples and Gold Star mothers and shoves his fingers into pussies.
Groveled to the KSA and OPEC and let a deadly pandemic spread like wildfire.
Talked constantly about projecting strength.
Joe Biden calls it at 8 pm.
Cured COVID, broke Putin, and crushed OPEC.
Talks about American families and what they need.
I don’t believe for a moment this Supreme Court would approve of Hitler’s holocaust against the Jews. They’d only rule he can’t be prosecuted for it.
Labour Party by a landslide in U.K. parliamentary elections.
@86 Fetterman proved it’s not who you are, it’s who your opponent is that matters.
I’d vote for a comatose Biden before I would vote for any Republican. So would a lot of people.
@91,
I don’t think so, Scooter.
Hey, I chose to ding Trump for evasion.
Uhhhhh. No you didn’t..
What was the FIRST thing you babbled.. after the debate concluded.. your first babble here at HA…
After everyone in the media, after our own Elijah said Biden had a bad night..
YOU SAID:
Biden “won” the debate.
That’s what you babbled. Thank you for your support of the incumbent President and yep only AFTERWARDS dinging the orange fascist pos with whatever weak shit you served up.
A very “serious” first babble after the debate at that..
82,
Answer the question: How did you get the Homosexual Poofter Virus? Anally or orally?
90)Tories have been wiped out in Wales, so far 1 seat in Scotland.
Also, the Tories should never call a General Election for July 4th, it never goes well for them.
https://x.com/thehistoryguy/status/1809001823833108790?s=61&t=fR8FUvMqsy7ez2LZn8P9lw
Former PM Liz Truss just lost her seat.
Damnit.
Another huge jobs report for Democrats.
Fact: Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Harvey Weinstein all three shared the same criminal defense lawyer.
And that lawyer is also accused of pedophilia and child rape.
“Some folks need killing! It’s time for somebody to say it. It’s not a matter of vengeance. It’s not a matter of being mean or spiteful. It’s a matter of necessity. ” – Republican running for governor
@ 98
Another huge jobs report for Democrats.
Not for everyone.
Black unemployment in April: 5.6%
Black unemployment in June: 6.3%.
This would be even worse if not for black people leaving the labor force:
Blacks not in labor force, February: 12.659 million
Blacks not in labor force, June: 13.040 million
That’s 341,000 black workers dropping out of the labor force and not being counted in the unemployment figures, in addition to a 0.7 point increase in the black unemployment rate.
See Table A-2. I wonder if Little George will ask my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president about the black unemployment numbers in today’s interview.
Or will he just stick to questions about Bi-Done’s favorite ice cream cone flavor, in order to get a coherent answer.
Shorter @ 98
Blacks are not Democrats.
You have no idea. But you will on Election Night.
242,000 fewer black US residents held jobs in June than held jobs in April.
I must admit that a shit ton of the 15 million jobs that were incinerated out of existence when Trump was failing as president were also “Black Jobs”.
I must. But I never will.
I never stopped to think how many “Black Jobs” were wiped out by Trump’s banking fraud over the decades.
I never stopped.
And I never will.