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  4. 3, Yes, but Spanish and Ebonics should be the official language of the Democrat Party.

  5. The Senate voted yesterday to allow illegal aliens to collect Social Security benefits based on past illegal employment–even if the job was obtained through forged or stolen documents.”There was a felony they were committing, and now they can’t be prosecuted. That sounds like amnesty to me,” said Sen. John Ensign, the Nevada Republican who offered the amendment yesterday… “It just boggles the mind how people could be against this amendment.”

    Liberal Democrats – working hard to destroy the Social Security system!

  6. News Flash: MONKEYS are able to string together a simple “sentence”, according to research that offers the first evidence that animals might be capable of a key feature of language.
    British scientists have discovered that the putty-nosed monkey in Nigeria sometimes communicates by combining sounds into a sequence [ebonics] that has a different meaning from any of its component calls, an ability that was thought to be uniquely human. British scientists noted that the monkeys first sentence was “GBS is a homo”.

  7. In 1997, Gore had an income of $197,729 and gave only $353 to charity………..Now THIS is a classic Democrat!!!!!! Tax everyone else, but, “Fuck you”, because “All animals are equal, but Democrats who fly in Gulfstream G-5s and use thousands of gallons of JP5 are just a little more equal than others”! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

  8. 7, cont, Compare Al Gore’s charity giving with Bush’s and Chaeney’s. This shows the difference between Republicans and commie lib Democrats.

  9. News Item, May 19, 2006:

    “Garrison Keillor wants to apologize to Republicans. Here’s what he wrote on Salon: “Having been called names, one looks back at one’s own angry outbursts over the years, and I recall having once referred to Republicans as ‘hairy-backed swamp developers, fundamentalist bullies, freelance racists, hobby cops, sweatshop tycoons, line jumpers, marsupial moms and aluminum-siding salesmen, misanthropic frat boys, ninja dittoheads, shrieking midgets, tax cheats, cheese merchants, cat stranglers, pill pushers, nihilists in golf pants, backed-up Baptists, the grand pooh-bahs of Percodan, mouth breathers, testosterone junkies and brownshirts in pinstripes.’

    Keillor:
    “I look at those words now, and ‘cat stranglers’ seems excessive to me. The number of cat stranglers in the ranks of the Republican Party is surely low, and that reference was hurtful to Republicans and to cat owners. I feel sheepish about it.”

    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/.....ple19.html

    Commentby rhp6033— 5/19/06@ 1:27 pm

    I take offense at tax cheats. The proper term is “undocumented tax filers” The rest is just usual leftiest liberal drivel. Nothing a comie should apologize for.

  10. QUALITY CONTROL ALERT!

    One of our associates, operating under the “Rufus” brand, conflates liberals with communists. This is not the position of the Republican National Committee (RNC). Instead, we believe that Democrats are terrorist sympathizers. This is because our polling shows that fear of communism all but disappeared with the fall of the Berlin Wall. However, a majority of swing voters live in fear that a terrorist may be lurking either 1) at the bus stop, 2) in the garage, or 3) under the bed.

    By tirelessly flogging the dead horse of communism, Rufus is making Republicans look out of touch with reality and desperately old hat.

    Rufus, you’re fired!

  12. Just thought I’d remind you inbred righties that your daddy, Lush Flimbaugh is peeing in a cup in front of his probation officer today. The moral majority is neither!

  13. 10

    Wow, that commie label sure riles up the lefties dont it. I wonder why…… hmmmmmm… oh they are commies. Nevermind. Hehehehe

  14. Hey RFK – It’s weekend ! ! Woo hoo…. party time for us Kennedy’s. Where can we get free drinks and willing poon? If the poon dies, will anybody give a shit?

    Hey, do you know any place that can fix cars that have sorta been immersed for a while?

    What kinda drinks should we have? Aw, fuck it, let’s have one of everything…

  15. Re: #3…to paraphrase ‘Enry ‘Iggins, we haven’t spoken “English” here for years…especially in some of those red-state parts of “Umericca”.

    Re: #1…aside from the rightie wingnuts who assume that they’ll all just go “ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead” and become a new annex of Puerto Rico…has anyone considered the prospect that Castro may be to Cuba what Tito was to Yugoslavia? In other words, what kind of chaos is likely to fill the power vacuum left after he’s gone–just 90 miles from Florida?

  16. My marketable skills have been in pretty heavy demand this week. Made shitload of money, but I didn’t have much time to HA. Coupla days I posted a math problem for Senator Cantwell on how long our oil will last. Answer was 46 years. Had a lot of zeros in it and I was wondering if she ever replied with an answer.

    How the fuck can you be a senator with no knowledge of grade school math and no knowledge at all of free markets? Doncha kinda think we deserve better… like people with some education?

  17. And as long as we are remembering charity, lets not forget the fine example the “presidentes” mother set after Katrina when she donated education money that could only be spent on her son Neil’s edcational software. Wow! What a selfish gesture!

    And you can be sure these “charities” were all right wing affiliated pressure groups!

  18. And tax deductible , to be sure. I would suffer the agonies of Hell to watch you Republican Pharisees BURN!!!

  19. Injured Rabbit Talks to Action NewsExclusive Television Interview

    SEATTLE – May 17, 2006 – A Seattle man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

    The 52-year-old Seattle man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Roger, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Harborview successfully managed to repair the damage.

    http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/st.....id=4183089

  21. “My marketable skills have been in pretty heavy demand this week. Made shitload of money, but I didn’t have much time to HA.”

    Comment by Mark W. Bush — 5/19/06 @ 9:34 pm

    WOW, is the fleet in town? I bet your “marketable skills” is red and raw. Get some Preperation H and you will be fine in a few days.

  22. Mark the Thieving Redneck,

    Hey…now that you actually managed to earn a little money, why not make good on your bet with Goldy?

    Or, are you too much of a fucking pussy to make good on your word????

  23. LEFT TURD NO RUSH IS PISSING ON YOUR WIFE WHO LOVES THE GOLDEN SHOWERS HE PRVIDES THE LEFT OVERS GO INTO THE CUP

  25. “In the center ring,” cries the ringmaster, “we have Nero, the boldest and bravest animal trainer in the world. Watch, ladies and gentleman, as he puts his head between the jaws of our man-eating lion!” The crowd roars as Nero pulls out his head unscathed.

    “Now, folks, watch this!” shouts the announcer, as Nero unzips his pants and puts his prick between the giant teeth. “Don’t do it!” shrieks the audience as the lion’s jaws clamp shut. But without flinching, Nero pulls them open and removes his unharmed penis, and wild cheers fill the arena.

    When the noise dies down the ringmaster steps forward and announces, “Ladies and gentleman, a prize of five thousand dollars, yes, five thousand dollars to the man in our audience who’ll try that trick.”

    His jaw drops as a small, effeminate man named Donnageddon steps right up to ringside. “You’re going to repeat that trick with our man-eating lion in front of all these people?”

    “Certainly,” says Donnageddon, “but I must tell you something first. I don’t think I can open my mouth as wide as the lion did.”

  26. Good joke, Dick Pope. It will look great on your next campaign sticker. Right next to your defense of Nazi Propaganda! (and yeah, I have links to that!)

  27. DONAGAEDDON JUST WANTED TO SAY FUCK YOU.NOW GO OPEN YOUR MOUTH.THATS ALL YOUR GOOD FOR LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSER

  29. Don, I noticed you posted heavily on the recent gay marriage thread. Are you queer?

  30. In 1997, Gore had an income of $197,729 and gave only $353 to charity………..Now THIS is a classic Democrat!!!!!! Tax everyone else, but, “Fuck you”, because “All animals are equal, but Democrats who fly in Gulfstream G-5s and use thousands of gallons of JP5 are just a little more equal than others”! ROTFLMAO!!!!! […………………………………………………..Don, Remember when Hillary deducted Bill’s USED underwear?? Classic Democrat hypocites!! It’s always more fun to spend someone else’s money!!!! OK……….Let’s spend GBS’s money!! Who wants to help!!!!]

  31. I’d bet real money that if Pope-A-Dope ever runs for a real office, he’ll disavow the batshit crazy lies he tells on this blog with great regularity. And he’d do it faster than WHATADICK Cheney could get drunk, shoot a guy in the face, and get out of town before having to talk to a cop!

  32. “Don, I noticed you posted heavily on the recent gay marriage thread. Are you queer?

    Commentby REP Pat Kennedy [D-Bitchslap the Black Security Guard At LAX]— 5/19/06@ 11:09 pm”

    Looks like somebody’s looking for a date? Couldn’t get any action at the Port Orchard bowling alley this weekend punk?

  33. D-Bithchslap, MTR Kennedy. Hey voting started 20 minutes ago, what the hell happened to you two? Ah shit dont tell me.

  36. get a new riff, aptly-named-clueless, you’re B O R I N G and unoriginal.

  38. Richard at 24

    Here is where Goldy calls Mark on the bet, with links back to the original bet. The ensuing thread contains additional analysis.

    At some point, Mark the Thieving Redneck claimed there never was a bet. But, this was bullshit, and eventually Mark the Thieving Redneck admitted that he had a bet and lost the bet. Here is where he admitted it.

  45. 37 – ASS W. Bush – liberals are big-hearted people. We don’t hate wingnuts. We feel sorry for them. They are addicts to their ideology of hate and fear.

    But we certainly dislike what they’ve done to this country. The best of the wingnuts will realize the error of their ways and help clean up the mess they made. The worst will keep on hating as in, oh, 39 perhaps?

  46. Here’s an article that shows just how bad the news is for all you right wingers. This GOP lawmaker was so worried that the result would be bad, she wouldn’t let the Pretender and Thief stand next to her at any public event! Wow doesn’t it make you righties proud? HE HE!
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12878404/

  47. [JCH] , you ARE ATLAS!!!! The world sh—udddddders when you SHRUG. The very BOWELS of Pacific (You’ll have to explain that one to me oh GREAT SHRUGGER!!! I always thought Pacific was an ocean) RUMBLE with RIGHTEOUS WRATH when the OUTRAGEOUS SHAFT OF CONSSSSSSEEEERRRRRRVVVVATIVE REDEMPTION is RAIZZZED on high!!!!!!!!

    You are ONE lapilooooooooooooozzzzza ringa dingahh, [JCH]. My blood races in the presence of your 500 pound TOMMMY-HAWK. Raise it high and shrug, [JCH]!!!!

    SHRUG! SHRUGGAH-SHRUGGAH!! Ahhhh-oooooooo, booghah, booghah!!!

    Please continue to send monetary donations, [JCH]. Incarceration commences shortly.

  49. More GOP scandals…

    Phone Jammer off to The Slammer

    The Scandal Lives on James Tobin came away with 10 months in prison. That’s the longest sentence given to any of the players in the phone jamming – Chuck McGee got seven months and Allen Raymond got five months each. Prison for republicans. This will be a constant event over the next few years as justice starts to catch up with these crooks.

  50. Contributing to right wing causes and pressure groups and deducting that as charity is not real charity. It’s Republican charity — which isn’t charity at all — just a bogus tax deduction.

  51. Ah Canada, the Seattle soci*alist nirvana, oft held up to honor, to worship, to envy, to drool, to emuluate… so goes Canada!

  52. Contributing to right wing causes and pressure groups and deducting that as charity is not real charity.

    No it is patriotic, it is a slap in the face of communism.

  56. ASS W. Bush @ 51: I see you’ve posted a link to WingNut Daily. Please understand that I have NOT the most infinitesimally small amount of intention to click on it. Or any other link you post for that matter.

  57. Office worker Carol Au scurried out of the Bank of China’s dazzling skyscraper in central Hong Kong with a subscription form to buy shares in the lender’s $9.9 billion initial public offering _ slated to be the world’s biggest IPO in six years. The 28-year-old was like hundreds of thousands of other Hong Kongers who flocked to bank branches during the past week to pick up forms for the June 1 listing [………..Finally a stock liberal Democrats would be proud to hold!!!! GBS, DON, Goldysteinberg, Leftturn…………Load up!!!]

  58. SEOUL, South Korea – Four North Koreans overpowered a security guard and scaled the wall of a U.S. consulate in China in hopes of gaining asylum from their impoverished, communist country, South Korean media reported Saturday. The Chosun Ilbo newspaper said the four entered the U.S. consulate in the northeastern city of Shenyang from the neighboring South Korean consulate by climbing a wall separating the two compounds. [………………………………I don’t get it. Why would They want to leave the People’s Hillary Village of North Korea???]

  59. [ Why terrorists love Democrats!!!] A new television ad by conservatives attempts to use outspoken Democratic National Chairman Howard Dean’s own words to discredit his party on the war against terrorism.

    The Americas Majority ad shows a black-and-white still photograph of a sinister-looking Dean. His own voice is heard, with these words: “The idea that we’re going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong, and I’ve seen this before in my life.”

    The ad continues with an announcer saying: “Every time a prominent Democrat tells America we can’t win, his words are broadcast around the Arab world.” At the close of the ad, the announcer says: “The terrorists know their days are numbered unless the Democratic Party wins the next American election.”

  60. Righto, oh aptly-named-clueless. The messenger is soooo way more important than the message.

    I have a question for you, oh aptly-named-clueless, does the aptly-named-clueless, know he’s clueless?

  61. I see you’ve posted a link to WingNut Daily. Please understand that I have NOT the most infinitesimally small amount of intention to click on it. Or any other link you post for that matter. -Commentby For the Clueless— 5/20/06@ 11:40 am

    Righto, oh aptly-named-clueless. The messenger is soooo way more important than the message.

    I have a question for you, oh aptly-named-clueless, does the aptly-named-clueless, know he’s clueless?

  62. Proud, I respect a conservative who walks his talk. How about you?

    “It is easy to trivialize arguments by attacking the personal integrity of those who make them. That way, you need not deal with the argument itself.”

    Commentby howcanyou be PROUDtobeanASS— 5/20/06@ 12:16 pm

  63. Well, I suppose if the aptly-named-clueless were ever to actually make a coherent arguement, that might be true. However, he, rugrat and countless others here never make any arguement or contribute to any debate: they siimply vilify, swear and throw slurs. If they can do it, let ’em (and you) have the balls to be called on it and/or take it in return.

    Now stop whining.

  64. Whining? It sounds to me like you’re making excuses for being hypocritical. Didn’t they teach you in Sunday school to take the high road?

    My perception is that most of the conservatives who participate in this blog actively encourage — and clearly enjoy — playing “fight club.” Among the few who attempt civil discourse is Janet S. I almost always disagree with her, but I respect that she doesn’t stoop to adolescent behavior.

  66. LardAss the Evilfuckingchristianistbitch wrote:

    “It is easy to trivialize arguments by attacking the personal integrity of those who make them. That way, you need not deal with the argument itself.

    Commentby howcanyou be PROUDtobeanASS— 5/20/06@ 12:16 pm”

    No, Evilfuckingchristianistbitch, your arguement is easy to trivialize because your arguement is specious and trivial.

  67. oooh rugrat learned a new word… from ME.

    Tell us again what a good christian man {snicker} you are, oh ye with no facial hair,

  68. Too bad Goldy didn’t take up Mr. Cynical’s bet offer. Goldy said he “bet” that I-912 would have a margin of less than six points either way. Mr. Cynical offered to bey Goldy $20 that the margin on I-912 would be more than six points. As it was, the margin on I-912 was a little over nine points, and Mr. Cynical would have won that bet.

  70. But, Dick Pope, A bet requires both sides to have the intention of honoring the bet.

    We already know wingnuts have no honor, and never pay the gambling debts.

  71. SAN JOSE, Calif. – The former college student known as the “Naked Guy,” who gained notoriety in the early 1990s for attending class in the buff, has died in jail, authorities said. GBS, 33, whose stripped-down strolls at the University of California, Berkeley, got him expelled and prompted the city to adopt a strict anti-nudity ordinance, was found unconscious Thursday in a Santa Clara County jail, said jail spokesman Mark Cursi.

  72. Janet S civil? Which blog are you reading? Not this one. She lies. When she gets caught she either ignores it or changes the subject and then she attacks the person who catches her. Read her posts again.

    By the way she thinks war is great as long as her kids don’t have to fight it.

  73. By the way she thinks war is great as long as her kids don’t have to fight it.

    Commentby LeftTurn [……………………………………Left Turn, Your military service??? Yeah, I thought so. About the same as Clinton’s or Goldysteinberg’s. JCH LT, USN 76-84]

  74. JCH W. Bush, Your military service??? Yeah, I thought so. About the same as G W. Bush’s, and Cheney’s. Nothing but lies and cowardice. But we expect that from wingnut chickenhawks.

  75. LeftTurn @ 72:
    What I’m getting at is the civility of her argument, not its accuracy. All too many wingers substitute adolescent name calling for a shred of logic. I haven’t seen Janet do that. Once in a great while she might even concede a point, which I’ve never seen MTR, JCH, Rufus or Mr. Cynical do (evidence to the contrary invited).

    That said, I’m not offering a ringing endorsement of Janet S. A few days ago she acknowledged that she is a paid hack for the Republicans. She isn’t paid to have an honest give and take — her job is to spin. Her approach is more subtle than other wingers, but that can make it more dangerous because it sounds more “truthy.” That is, it can sound plausible to the uninitiated but can still be grounded in false assumptions, tortured logic, and/or cherry picking of facts that result in a wholesale misrepresentation of reality.

    All that said, how can we have a real debate if it never gets beyond adolescent name calling?

  76. Green Thumb, I would contend that it is impossible to have a real debate with an admitted paid Troll. Janet S. and her ilk deserve nothing but derision, contempt, and, if they are within reach, a slap against their pointy headed noggin.

  77. ASS: Your arguments are hardly coherent consisting mostly of barely digested drivel from your favorite right-wing propaganda sites – like WingNut Daily. Given your behavior and your history here – why bother with your “message”? The message is clear enough: stay the degenerate course laid out by Bush, the religious right and the neocons for the country and cheerlead the plan of the BIAW, the religious right and the candidates they support for Washington State.

    Case in point: the gay marriage thread. The initial top-of-your-head commentary was replete with easily dismissed anti-gay canards and then followed up by right-wing cut-and-paste which was then soundly debunked first in-part by Gay Conservative and then totally by Bob from Boeing – among many others.

  78. A few days ago she acknowledged that she is a paid hack for the Republicans.

    That’s quite an admission. Please point to where she admitted that. I do recall something she said about “not caring” whether someone paid for expressing their “ideas” but I didn’t consider that admitting to be a troll for pay.

  79. but I respect that she doesn’t stoop to adolescent behavior.

    I wouldn’t go quite that far. The other day stooped to calling people “moonbats”. Original. Granted, that’s the first time I can recall her doing that.

  80. Well, I’ve made the same point in the past, so perhaps I’m lapsing into contradiction. I just wish we COULD create a forum where real dialogue was considered normal. I miss the 1980s, where bipartisanship wasn’t such a dirty word (at least here in Washington state).

    The reality is that there’s lots of Republicans who are absolutely horrified with the direction of the party. Why don’t they speak up more often on this blog rather than the nutcases and paid trolls? Because we don’t have a mechanism to weed out the crap. The shouters and the put down artists crowd out the more thoughtful people . . . who understandably drift elsewhere.

  81. 74, Sorry, DON, Like it or not, I’m a vet. Any you’re a pussy.

  82. JCH W. Bush, a known liar having been caught numerous times, said “Sorry, DON, Like it or not, I’m a vet.”

    Well, I sure as hell wouldn’t let you treat any of my pets!

  83. Green Thumb “I just wish we COULD create a forum where real dialogue was considered normal.”

    Amen, brother. I admire Goldy’s desire to not be too overhanded on the posts, but it is obvious that the wingnuts have no desire to allow rational debate. I’ve tried to ignore the wingnut loonies, but that just makes them bolder and more annoying, posting lengthy and numerous racist lunatic ravings. I hope Goldy can manage a way to raise the noise filter, without being a despotic censor like the minnow at uSP.

    Till then all we can do is fight back the wingnut lies, even though it is 10 times more difficult to refute a lie than it is to make one.

  84. Yes, there are Republicans of conscience, but most of them I have spoken to will no longer admit to the brand Republican. As one grand old lady put it :’I have not left the Republican Party, It has left me!”

  85. Donnageddon@83 Perhaps not so much “emboldened” by rational debate, but rather they are like heat-maddened flies in their desparation at the turn of national opinion.

  86. Clueless @ 78 & 79:
    Janet’s defense of paid trolldom was in response to a comment that connected her to the RNC. You could plausibly read into Janet’s response a tacit acknowledgement that she is a professional spinner for the Republicans or an allied interest group.

    If this is an inaccurate interpretation I invite Janet S to state point blank that she has never received any compensation of any kind for her comments on this or other liberal blogs, and that her talking points do not come from any Republican our allied source.

    I assume she will obfuscate and not categorically deny such involvement, e.g., by continuing to argue that it doesn’t matter instead of just answering the question. I’d enjoy being proven wrong.

    PS: Yeah, Janet did lapse into the “moonbat” meme. However, you’ve got to admit that at least it isn’t as shrill as Mr. Cynical, Rufus or JCH. It’s a matter of degree.

  88. Pope and Wabbit – Us Kennedys need ongoing legal representation. The Kennedys here on HA including Mark The Redneck Kennedy, JCH Kennedy and Rufus Fitzgerald Kennedy, would like to ask each of you to bid on providing legal services to us with the winner will be put on retainer for us. Of course, we won’t pay you any actual money because we feel entitled to get everything in life at someone else’s expense… however the value proposition for you is that you get free advertising and media exporure representing us which is more than adequate compensation.

    Typical legal issues include DUI, drugs, murder, wrecked cars, immmersed cars, missing people, etc.

    Summer is coming and we expect to attend a lot of parties and commit all kinds of fun lovin’ kinda mayhem. We expect that you could be quite busy.

    Can each of you reply here and let us know what kind of representation you can provide?

  89. MTR Kennedy, I feel as soon as I’m out of Mayo, I’m going to drive another car at 3AM, wreak it, and then “bitch slap” the responding female police officer. Thank you for post number 88. JCH Kennedy

  91. GT if there were a forum where the righties were forced to identify themselves and where they’d be forced to stand for what they say they believe in, I’d be all for civil debate. I suggest you re-read Janet S. posts. She’s gone postal on us many times. You must have just missed it.

    I take at face value that any right winger posting here is of dubious character. I don’t see any reason to have an honest debate with a dishonest person. In fact, I think the best thing for most these assholes would be a firing squad.

  92. Mr Tolerance2, LeftTurn, advocates assinating conservatives when he is not violating their rights by spying on them in their church. Remember to turn off the sound on your eyeglasses video cam, Lefty McDimmwit!

  93. Left @ 92:
    Firing squad? Sorry, ain’t going there. Remember what happened to the French revolution?

    I will reconsider Janet’s “postal” quotient. However, let me restate my two questions for her:
    1) Has she ever received compensation of any kind for her comments on this or other liberal blogs, and
    2) Where specifically is she getting her talking points, which consistently dovetail whatever the administration and its allies are spinning at any given time?

    If Janet is committed to a real dialogue here then we need answers to these questions. Janet? Put this issue to rest once and for all — answer the questions.

  94. Ass W. Bush said “advocates assinating conservatives”

    Maybe you are confused by Ann Coulter’s advocating poisoning supreme court justices.

  95. I can tell you Janet S gets at least some portion of her BS from Lush Flimbaugh. I’ve seen some quotes from her that match word-for-word his talking points on any given day. And I assume she gets paid by the GOP but I don’t think it much matters. A liar is a liar whether or not she is a paid liar.

    As for assasination? Never once did I advocate that. Instead, I advocate charging, arresting, trying, convicting and carrying out justice on the traitors in the Bush regime who’ve sold this country out for money, oil, power, greed and arrogance. And I think anyone who supports that should get the same treatment.

  96. I don’t know about assassination. . .but there are many who will be happy to play “Jacques and Madame Dufarge” for the Neoconvicts after the changing of the guard at midterm elections. . . . . . .

  97. I take at face value that any right winger posting here is of dubious character. I don’t see any reason to have an honest debate with a dishonest person. In fact, I think the best thing for most these assholes would be a firing squad.

    Commentby LeftTurn [………………..Well. I guess that settles that!!!! Post on HA.ORG, and face a firing squad!! Sometimes I just can’t “feel the love” from the commie lib “progressive” Democrats!!!!! hehe, JCH

  98. As for assasination? Never once did I advocate that. Instead, I advocate charging, arresting, trying, convicting and carrying out justice on the traitors in the Bush regime who’ve sold this country out for oil.

    Commentby LeftTurn {…………………………………………………………..Er, LT, How much oil?? Where’s the oil?? If the Bush crowd sold out this country for oil, why am I paying $3.50 a gallon for regular in Hilo, HI??]

  99. Does Jesse and Al have a church? Are they really REVs?? Did Jesse Jackson really “counsel” Bill Clinton after his blow jobs with Monica? Did she swallow? Does GBS swallow? Does Don? Did Jesse Jacksoooooooooooon also “counsel” Hillary? Does Hillary swallow, or is she really a lesbo? Did Al Sharpton “counsel” Tawana Brawley? Are all black Democrats brain dead to follow such dumbass race baiting con men?

  100. “why am I paying $3.50 a gallon for regular in Hilo, HI??”

    Commentby JCH W. Bush — 5/20/06@ 9:01 pm

    I’m sure the people at your local Kent, WA BP are wondering the same thing.

  101. “Are all black Democrats brain dead to follow such dumbass race baiting con men?”

    Commentby JCH W. Bush — 5/20/06@ 9:06 pm

    You tried that same line in the other topic. The irony of it is wonderful!

  102. Ass – Yes, Ted The Swimmer was a fucking academic genius, as was Algore. I think they both got through with bare Cs. At least Algore never murdered anybody however.

  103. 102, DON, Would voting for a Kennedy qualify as following such dumbass race baiting con men?

  104. Hey DonDon – Any luck figuring out what those “low level technical people” in your office actually do? Do you have any fucking idea what goes on around you, why it happens or what it means?

    No, I didn’t think so. Just keep making the charts… The Producers will do all the heavy lifting…

  105. Speaking of Al Gore, In 1997, Gore had an income of $197,729 and gave only $353 to charity………..Now THIS is a classic Democrat!!!!!! Tax everyone else, but, “Fuck you”, because “All animals are equal, but Democrats who fly in Gulfstream G-5s and use thousands of gallons of JP5 are just a little more equal than others”! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

  106. Dear Al, only 9 years, 253 days, 3 hours and 15 minutes till your “world destruction in 10 years” prediction!

  107. Hopefully, the inbred rightie trolls who post here are the best the GOP has to offer. If so, we win it all in Nov.

  108. Ass – Were’t we supposed to be out of oil by now too? Weren’t all the wells supposed to be dry? Didn’t these same fucking doomsay fucking idiots predict back in 1971 that we’d be out of oil by now? Hmmm… no end in sight…

  109. Hopefully, the inbred rightie trolls who post here are the best the GOP has to offer. If so, we win it all in Nov. -Commentby LeftTurn— 5/20/06@ 9:58 pm

    You can “hope” till the cows come home, but until your comrades offer something besides “we hate you, vote for us”, you’re living in dreamland. You make the mistake of thinking because conservatives are unhappy with Bush right now that will translate into liberal votes… LMAO, you’re WRONG!… as usual.

  111. Happy “Referendum Sunday (Part One)” to LardAss the Evilfuckingchristianistbitch!

    The day when you can honor your Christ, The Prince of Peace, by endorsing a measure that will make hate permissible by law.

    Nice.

    Real nice.

  112. Tell us oh wise rugrat… how does one legislate feelings? How does one legislate love, hate, joy?
    Idiot.

  113. Sen. John Kerry joined most of his Democratic colleagues last week in voting to build a wall along 370 miles of the U.S.-Mexican border.

    But he now says that after the wall is built it should be taken down as soon as possible.

    “I voted for it,” Kerry acknowledged Friday while speaking to the New England Council breakfast.

    But in quotes picked up by the Boston Herald, the Massachusetts Democrat added: “If I were making the long-term decision, I’d announce, you know, hopefully it’s a temporary measure, and we can take it down.” [………………………………………………………………..This is great!!! John Fucking Kerry voted for the fence after he voter against it, or, is it he voted against the fence before he voted for it??]

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