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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/19/24, 5:21 pm

DLBottleJoin us tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for a pre-bomb cyclone drink, with festivities and discussions about all things politics. Please stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/15/24, 10:25 pm

The Onion: Scientist explains how climate crisis would be averted if Greta Thunberg just tried a little harder

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Future Attorney General Matt Gaetz is High School Neanderthal ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Wayne Gretzky partied with Трамп and RFK Jr.’s RIDICULOUS health post
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and Biden meet at White House; Трамп picks FAUX host Pete Hegseth for SecDef
  • Alex Wagner: Anticipating Трамп abuses, Biden pushes to bolster courts
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane cabinet taking shape, Jimmy interviews Marco Rubio & the bigliest election moments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What if Трамп suddenly disappeared ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп picks RFK Jr. to run nation’s health & Gaetz nom is a “Fuck you” to America & Gabbard is Aweful
  • The Late Show: Escape the news on Carnival’s new cruise
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard unleashes his cabinet
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Dotard and Melanie Marriage Therapy ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Should Democrats demand a recount?
  • Charlamagne Tha God Pleads to Трамп, “Leave the Constitution in one piece”
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s cabinet is junk drawer….
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп acts cordial with Biden while Gaetz, Gabbard, and Hegseth score nominations
  • Liberal Redneck: Takeaways from Трампp’s win, one week later
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s new squeeze Elon Musk, comic book villain cabinet secretaries & Don Jr mocks Zelensky
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Plan—Transition from Democracy to Kakistocracy ♬
  • SNL: Cold Open for Трамп
  • Tennessee Brando: ♫ Hope They Enjoy CHEAPER EGGS ♬
  • Sidney Morss: Post-election dating
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп cabinet “shocks” Republicans and Gaetz resigns before “highly damaging” report
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Thank God That Kari Lake’s Gone ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s CRAZY cabinet picks and meeting with Biden
  • Stephen: Shock noms—Трамп picks Gaetz, Hegseth, Huckabee, Gabbard and Biden & Трамп’s cordial WH meeting
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ What Doesn’t F&@#-ing Kill Us Makes Us Stronger♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The New Трамп “Environmental Anthem” ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп humiliates Elon Musk by telling House GOP, “Elon won’t go home”
  • The Late Show: Трамп fills his cabinet with friends from the TV
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп nominates the Hamburglar
  • Tommy Campbell: Marco Rubio forgets he warned all about “con artist” Трамп
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп nominates RFK Jr. and Matt Gaetz in latest shock moves
  • Dulcé Sloan makes a time capsule of American art & culture before The Dotard bans it all
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Not See Country ♬
  • LegalEagle: All the crazy shit Трамп is going to try
  • Steve Shives: Democracy dies in disbelief
  • The Late Show: Republicans react to Matt Gaetz nomination
  • John Oliver: ♫ Reelection of the Felon von Shitzenpantz ♬
  • Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz of HELL
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп packs cabinet with more kooks, MAGA minions bootlicking Dotard & his fight with Gavin Newsom
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп nominates Matt Gaetz for AG
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Cabinet—Misfits, Miscreants, and Malcontents ♬:

  • Stephen: Von Shitzenpantz taps Rubio & Noem for cabinet & Rudy’s tough times & how to move to Canada
  • Kat Abu: FAUX News’ outsized seat at Трамп’s table
  • The Late Show: Zelensky calling
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп may have gone too far with Gaetz elevation to attorney general
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп, Bobo & Putin’s darkest secrets revealed in POOTIE CALL 2!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: You Got an Enemy
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ KEEP the Immigrants, Deport the Racists ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins 2024 election, becomes first felon elected President

The Onion: Expert explains why, essentially, you’re fucked

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/12/24, 5:10 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for both celebrating electoral success in Washington state and lamenting losses nationally. Please stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/8/24, 10:55 pm

LegalEagle: How to kill the Electoral College

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to winning the election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп minion Elon Musk calls Jimmy a propaganda puppet & MAGA floats baseless election conspiracies
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ We Are Marching to Dystopia ♬
  • The Daily Show: Killing Mother Earth
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп win reveals USA’s true colors
  • Ari Melber: Confronting Трамп’s “red romp” with facts over fear
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ We Need A Little Xanax ♬:

  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Shaking Трамп Is Hard To Do ♬
  • Seth Meyears: The Dotard has won, now what?
  • Bob Levin’s Videos: ♫ Трамп is Now America’s First Fascist President!!! ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Reaction to Трамп victory
  • Vox: How Трамп’s second term will be different
  • Seth Meyers: Seth Meyers addresses the outcome of the 2024 Presidential election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The reason why liberals are upset ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Guess I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Glue (2024 edition) ♬:

  • Stephen: You are not alone. The world reacts to America’s decision
  • Jimmy Kimmel reacts to The Dotard winning
  • Brenna Perez: The most upsetting thing you can say to a Трамп supporter right now… (apparently)
  • Ronny Chieng: Biden & Harris vow peaceful transition and Трамп’s potential cabinet is a motley crew
  • ONN: Neo-Nazi pulls off surprise victory in long-held KKK district
  • The Late Show: Thank you, madam
  • Seth Meyers: Dems pledge to contain Трамп; Musk profits from Трамп win; pundits blame the left
  • Christopher Titus: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz won. What now?:

  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler reacts to The Dotard winning
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп’s election win & the media’s blame game
  • Robert Reich: What the felon’s victory means
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Luckily for us, we’ve got each other ♬
  • Steve Shives: Now what?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп wins election, but the FIGHT isn’t over
  • Stephen: Plunging back into the Трамп hole, VP Harris concedes, & we know what’s coming

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Trevor Noah: We treated President Biden like SHIT!

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: Tucker Carlson claims a demon mauled him in his bed
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Advice for Трамп—When your microphone is smarter than you ♬
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ We’re All Gonna Die ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Break Our Strike ♬:

  • Brenna Perez: Idaho counties ban vaccines while ALSO arguing abortion is bad for its population size…
  • Parody Project: ♫ In D.C. ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Football, The Flag, and Трамп. (It’s what Jesus would want for us) ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Hopelessly Devoted to Pu–tin ♬:

  • Alex Wagner: Giuliani runs out of places to hide from massive court penalty—and Трамп can’t help him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Gonna Do It! (Whether women like it or not) ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ghost Dotard in the Sky ♬

Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Non-voters teach her how to not give a fuck about politics

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/1/24, 11:04 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Kat Abu: FAUX News dudes are freaking out over wives voting
  • Robert Reich: Can Democrats flip the House?
  • Ari Melber: Harris prosecutes case against Трамп as his dark rhetoric intensifies in final days
  • Jordan Klepper: Rally together!
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп says he’ll be women’s protector
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard challenges Liz Cheney to a wrestling match
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance works at 🍔McDonalds🍔 (part 2)
  • The Late Show: Election stress plagues 69% of Americans
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп campaign backpedals after racist, fascist Madison Square Garden fally
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Fuck you, America
  • LegalEagle: These lawsuits will determine the election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s garbage truck fail and JD Vance on “normal” gay guy vote
  • Laura Benanti: ♫ Kamala Mamala Wal(t)z ♬:

  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп’s Big Emergency ♬
  • Stephen: Harris trolls Трамп with “YMCA” & Musk’s family compound
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп fails campaign fundamentals but keeps wildcards up his sleeve
  • Bill Maher: The Christmas Eve shoppers of politics
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The one person who did not deny Трамп wants Liz Cheney executed is Трамп
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Losing!
  • The Onion: The elderly vote
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s MSG Rally—Misogynists, Sociopaths and Gropers ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon—creepy Tucker Carlson’s daddy Трамп
  • Steve Shives: You deserve an explanation
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Der Dotard’s Face ♬:

  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Democracy Goes!…A Broadway election parody based on the hit musical “Anything Goes” ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Don’t Worry (Election edition) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s spooky Halloween nightmares EXPOSED!
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Cheating!
  • 60 Minutes: What Трамп’s mass deportation plan might look like if he wins the election
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ Touch of Yay/Blue Landslide 2024 ♬
  • Ari Melber: Is Трамп “blowing it?” Closing message boomerangs
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп’s vile history with Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Harris says, “Turn The page” & Puerto Rico firestorm engulfs Трамп campaign & flaming ballots
  • Robert Reich: Is Трамп lying or just losing it?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—An Island of Floating Garbage ♬
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Трамп’s Top 10 Lies About His Economy
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ MAGADU ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Russian influence becomes a feature of American elections when Трамп is on the ballot
  • Jimmy Kimmel: A special monologue for the Republican in your life
  • Parody Project: ♫ We Thank You ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп climbs into a garbage truck & Harris gets her campaign into women’s bathrooms
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s embarrassing garbage stunt might be his most surreal photo op ever
  • Robert Reich: “Love-fest” my ass
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Helpful Hints on Planning for Your Post-Election Hideaway ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s transphobic closing argument must be rejected
  • John Leguizamo: Will Latino voters ride for Трамп after racist rallies?
  • Liberal Redneck: Exactly how bad was Трамп’s big MSG rally, anyway?
  • Stephen: Puerto Rico insult could cost Трамп PA & Beyoncé, Michelle Obama rally with Harris & WaPo’s Big Fail
  • The New York Times: I help run elections in my Pennsylvania county. The Right is being lied to
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп the MAGA Fascist ♬:

  • HipHollywood: Black men read “Project 2025” and share their unfiltered reactions
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s NUTTIEST rally of all time at MSG & Clueless Klux Klan shows up in force
  • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris will make the super rich pay more, not you
  • Chris Hayes: New details on Трамп plan to empower Elon Musk and RFK Jr
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard is in the garbage business
  • Tommy Campbell: Steve Bannon HECKLED by inmate and it’s hilarious
  • Stephen: Трамп’s spooky garbage man costume & protect the women & Julia Roberts—Vote any way you want
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Vance Plans to Push Трамп (down the stairs?) ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп & the GOP pounce on Biden’s “garbage” gaffe
  • Jabari Jones: 80 years agi
  • Ari Melber: Трамп flees his own racist rally. Harris on offense after MAGA MSG debacle
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s Madison Square Garden rally
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Bohemian Трампsody ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s racist opening act
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Whether We Like It Or Not ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart on Трамп’s xenophobic MSG rally & mass deportation plan
  • Kat Abu: How abortion bans affect women who aren’t pregnant
  • The Late Show: “Whether the women like it or not”—The Dotard’s creepy vow to protect women
  • Champnella: To all the girl dads—Vote. For her.
  • Joy Reid: Superstar Janelle Monáe decries women killed by Трамп abortion bans
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Petty Little Tyrant with the Fringe on the Top ♬
  • ONN: New Трамп ad shows montage of people he’ll kill if elected
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Using the language of Hitler, Трамп calls Americans “garbage” all the time
  • Michael Kosta: Meet JD Vance’s likability coach, Nathaniel Gordon
  • Fishbone: ♫ RxPxOxS ♬:

  • Parody Project: ♫ That’s Amoral ♬
  • The Late Show: WaPo Won’t Endorse
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s spinning over Hitler comparison, jumps at Biden’s “garbage” comment & what is a Black job?
  • Robert Reich: Will Трамп still be in your life 40 years from now? Here’s why he might be
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Unhinged ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Frankly, I have won
  • Steve Shives: Трамп sues CBS News for editing an interview . . . with Kamala Harris?!
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп is un-American
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп’s Puerto Rico fallout spreads as he insists he’s “Not a Nazi”
  • Epic Rap Battles of History: ♫ Трамп vs. Kamala ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—LA Times & WaPo don’t endorse
  • Tommy Campbell: Rudy Giuliani LOSES penthouse apartment to election workers
  • ScaredKetchup: Joe Rogan Трамп interview—Shocking outtakes

ONN: U.S. deploys socially awkward men along border to deter migrants

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Robert Reich: Elon Musk’s worst nightmare
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is Totally A.I.* – – – – *abnormal idiot ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ The Nazi Trash ♬:

  • Steve Hofstetter: The real reason Ted Cruz is awful!
  • Brenna Perez: Red states sue to increase teenage pregnancy to have more seats in congress (no, really.)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once the liberals are locked up, what then? ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s dwindling crowds and MSG rally fallout vs. Kamala Harris’ closing argument
  • The Daily Show: Government weather control 101
  • Parody Project: ♫ Strangers on the right ♬:

  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Putin Sweet ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Melania spotted at In ‘N Out—No wedding ring?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hates You, Трамп Hates Me. (But He LOVES Himself) ♬

Robert Reich: The tax loophole billionaires die for

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/29/24, 6:16 pm

DLBottle

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together tonight for conversation and good cheer over a drink. If you haven’t voted yet, fill out your ballot, drop it off in a nearby drop box, and then swing by The Roanoke proudly wearing your “I Voted” sticker.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/25/24, 10:44 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Arnold Palmer’s golf club
  • ScaredKetchup: AI Mike Johnson on Трамп Arnold Palmer penis gaffe
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s not safe to send Трамп back into the White House ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: ♫ How much weirder can Трамп’s campaign get? ♬
  • Stephen: Obama star struck by Eminem and Gen. Kelly reveals Трамп admires Hitler
  • Robert Reich: The high cost of Трамп’s mass deportation plan
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard has Arnold Palmer on the “brain”
  • Ari Melber: Dictator warning
  • Seth Meyers: Republicans flail over Трамп’s Hitler praise and Трамп forgets how french fries are made
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s Hitler love revealed & Obama raps Eminem at rally
  • Tommy Campbell: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s McDonald’s stunt blasted
  • Steve Shives: No, Трамп did not just work at McDonalds
  • Jon Stewart: Tim Walz on 2024 election and Harris campaign’s “big tent”
  • Parody Project: ♫ Not Going Back ♬:

  • SNL: FAUX News Kamala Harris interview
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris confirms in town hall that she believes Трамп is a fascist
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s McDonald’s fail EXPOSED!
  • Jabari Jones: Exhausted!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dance Little Dotard, Dance! ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s Arnold Palmer obsession exposed
  • Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Come Together (2024 Election) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Whining
  • Tim Walz: Tim Walz addresses Трамп’s McDonald’s cosplay—He thought it was Halloween already
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп’s Football Freudian slip trading cards
  • Stephen: Трамп to play MSG & Tucker Carlson’s weird daddy issues & Beyoncé to rally for Harris
  • Michael Kosta: Exploring the case for ditching the Electoral College
  • Robert Reich: Трамп is bad at business
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s October surprise
  • Christopher Titus: Were you better off 4 years ago?:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Reporters must ask Трамп “What good things did Hitler do?”
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп gets an early start on failed election lawsuits
  • SNL Weekend Update: Emil Wakim on voting in the 2024 election
  • ONN: Трамп vows to outlaw electricity to secure powerful Amish vote
  • LegalEagle: Musk’s $1,000,000 voting lottery illegal?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s weird story about Arnold Palmer’s penis size, McDonald’s stunt
  • Parody Project: ♫ Save the Rich ♬
  • Founders Sing: ♫ November ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Let’s Do It For Our Country… 2024 Edition ♬
  • Stephen: Women are voting early & Harris courts Трамп-weary Republicans
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп confronted by voters and mocked for town hall fails
  • Michael Kosta: Giuliani goes broke while Elon Musk gifts millions in Трамп voter sweepstakes
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Old and tired
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Try To Remember ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп dreams of Arnold’s “putter” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard confesses he won’t pay for Mexican funerals
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Obama hits “loonier” Трамп as his WH chief of staff calls him a “fascist”
  • Robert Reich: Fascism backed by Big Money is a deadly combo. It happened in 1930a Germany, and it’s happening now
  • Steve Shives: Трамп can’t be trusted with the military
  • The Late Show: Трамп praises Hitler
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп’s McDonald’s shift & his “enemy within” threat
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Don’t Dissuade a Runaway Cruz ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Trump humiliated by David Bautista & Stormy Daniels
  • Tim Walz: The playbook
  • Stephen: Harris leads in early voting, deftly handles MAGA heckler & Трамп fixates on Arnold Palmer’s “putter”
  • Bruce W. Nelson and Lars Nelson: ♫ Donnie Chicken ♬
  • Robert Reich: Everything depends on the Senate
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Arnold Paalmer’s Dick ♬:

  • The Daily Show: Trump vs. Hitler—Spot the difference
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Kamala Harris
  • Ari Melber: Трамп campaign haunted by outrageous tapes and October surprise
  • Chris Hayes: Growing fears of Трамп fascism as election nears
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп is a fascist who praised Hitler and Hitler’s generals, John Kelly says
  • Jabari Jones: Step by step
  • Parody Project: ♫ Vote! Vote! Vote! ♬
  • Ross Childs: J.D. Vance works at McDonalds
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ The Трамп Makeover—A Rebranding Revolution ♬
  • The Late Show: Trump offers TMI about Arnold Palmer
  • Ronny Chieng: The gathering gamers unpack JD Vance’s dorkiness & 2024 election
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ MAGA-Putin Sheeple People ♬
  • Steve Shives: Are right-wing pollsters trying to manufacture a red wave?
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Arnold Palmer’s dick
  • LegalEagle: The most important election of our lifetimes
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Come In From The Ledge ♬:

  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Project 2025 Трамп’s FINAL Tour ♬
  • Robert Reich: Kamala Harris in 90 seconds
  • Michael Kosta: Tucker calls Трамп “daddy” and Kamala gets Beyoncé & election overload is killing Us
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ A, You’re Abom’nible ♬
  • The Onion: The one percent—American voter
  • Alex Wagner: Democrats see hopeful signs in early voting patterns
  • Taylor Tomlinson: Трамп’s french fry photo-op
  • Jordan Klepper: Do Трампers support his proposed purge?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп is not our father figure ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard on The Joe Rogan Experience
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Harris & Obama denounce “dangerous” Трамп who condemns John Kelly, not Hitler
  • Robert Reich: How we can expose xecret donors
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala will NEVER be Able to Match Трамп’s Record ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп dances for 40 minutes straight at campaign rally

Parody Project: This Land is Your Land

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Steve Shives: The phone plan for shunned Трамп voters
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Worst that America Has to Offer—Трамп ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Rudy Giuliani’s SHOCKING Трамп lawsuit revelation
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ Tina Peters What Have You Done ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans are the Party of REAL Manly Men and More ♬
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Georgia’s Trailer Park Karen—The MAGA Queen Marjorie Taylor Greene ♬
  • Steve Shives: So, deplatforming is good when Republicans do it?!
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Elon Musk in contact with Russia
  • Parody Project: ♫ Kavanaugh ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Rhetorically Nervy, Basically Pervy ♬

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/18/24, 10:22 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It Ain’t Over ’til the Cat Ladies Sing ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Banning the cows
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Crazy MAGA Scams You Won’t Believe ♬
  • John Waldron: SHOCKING 70-year-old video WARNED US about Трамп!
  • Parody Project: ♫ Everybody Knows ♬
  • Stephen: Georgia sets early voting record & Трамп says “tariff is my favorite word” & Walz dresses the part
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s uncensored jokes from Al Smith dinner
  • The Late Show: GOP attacks Harris over seasonal allergies
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon—Трамп decries the “Enemy from within”
  • VP Harris blasts The Dotard for calling of Jan. 6 a “day of love”
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Time To Say Goodbye ♬
  • Chris Hayes and Rachel Maddow: Трамп tried AGAIN to pay Stormy Daniels to be quiet
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ The Wannabe Dictator ♬
  • Steve Shives: Harris will cut your taxes more than Трамп! Memo to “economic anxiety voters”
  • Desi Lydic: Harris & Obama appeal to Black male voters & Трамп claims he’s “father of IVF”
  • Dave Bautista shreds Трамп’s masculinity:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking”, (The Acronym Song) ♬
  • Jabari Jones: What’s gonna happen
  • Stephen: Bob Woodward is certain Трамп is unfit to lead the country
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ring of Liars ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Hate
  • John Waldron: The stupid shit The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz says
  • Chris Hayes: Exhausted Трамп appears to fall asleep at campaign event
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets more erratic, doubles down on Kamala & do MAGA voters even KNOW what they’re against?
  • The Late Show: Will Bret Baier fucking let VP Harris finish?
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп will make overtime ILLEGAL!
  • Christopher Titus: Kamala vs Von Shitzenpantz—Why this vote matters more than you think
  • Robert Reich: How we take back the Supreme Court
  • Joy Reid: “Is he fit to do the job?” Трамп’s team says he’s “exhausted,” bails on even more interviews
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп gets lost in music & lies at economic forum as Harris boosted by GA early vote
  • Ross Childs: Supercut of JD Vance intros
  • The Late Show: Do you have the murder gene?:

  • SNL: Family Feud Election 2024
  • ABC News In-depth: Can you steal an election? America, are you OK?
  • Steve Shives: Why doesn’t Трамп try harder at being a phony?
  • Rachel Maddow: Calling BS on Трамп supporters who claim to be making a “business decision”
  • Desi Lydic: Kamala takes on FAUX News’s Bret Baier & Трамп rambles in Univision town hall
  • Stephen: Harris, “My opponent is weak & unstable” and out of context Трамп
  • Chris Hayes: Elon Musk’s “uniquely dangerous” and “unbearably awkward” campaign for Трамп
  • John Oliver: Election subversion 2024
  • Gov. Tim Walz: If this was your grandfather, you’d take the keys away
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s mad at “loser” Jimmy Kimmel again, holds a DOOZY of a Town Hall & attacks Kamala’s health
  • Ari Melber: Georgia 2024 “early vote” smashes records, as Harris hits Трамп with GOP teammates
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ New Study Shows Трамп Appeals to the Dumbest Among Us ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Harris turns Трамп’s words against him as she builds support among Republicans
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to Supercuts
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts loud about election integrity:

  • Ross Childs: ♫ J.D. Vance sings ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s bananapants boo-boo-bonkers Town Hall and VP Harris heads to FAUX News
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains his 39 minute dance rally
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ MAGA-Mash ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп grilled by Latino voters, brags about his “fertile mind” & lawyers try to pay off Stormy AGAIN!
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Melania Трамп breaks the Internet ♬
  • Chris Hayes: A despicable human being
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Bret Baier lied, and Kamala Harris forcefully responds
  • CNN: Georgia saw record turnout for first day of early voting
  • BlackSeptember: Трамп dumps MAGA morons
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s top hits (and misses)
  • WSJ: Why economists hate Трамп’s tariff plan
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп hogs the aux cord at Town Hall & Harris’s medical records show…hay fever?
  • Lewis Black: A message for undecided voters in the 2024 election
  • Nick Offerman: ♫ You Better Vote! ♬:

  • Troy Iwata: Who will Juggalos vote for?
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ AI Трамп—Rally songs ♬
  • The Late Show: Don’t call him daddy
  • Mr. Newberger: A day of love
  • ONN: Voters warned ballots flushed down toilet will no longer be counted
  • Steve Shives: Twelve seconds that reveal who Трамп really is
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 8 Great Reasons NOT to Vote for The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s mental decline on display in final stretch to election
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Angry old man
  • Alex Wagner: “She’s ballin’, he’s stallin'”—Трамп fading in campaign’s home stretch
  • Stephen: Harris doesn’t fall for Baier’s bait on FAUX News & Трамп flops at Univision town hall
  • Tim Walz: “The idea makes me sick to my stomach”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s ALL-WOMEN Town Hall, says he’s the “Father of IVF” & Dave Bautista shreds Трамп’s Masculinity
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп agrees to FAUX News Town Hall with all-women audience

The Onion: Mayor explains why he changed city named after slave-owning founder to Salami Town

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • ScaredKetchup: Elon Musk Tesla Robotaxi FAIL!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What should we call Dotard ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ I Really Had to Cut You Off ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Bitch Is Back—Kristi Noem edition ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ My beard is nicer than Трамп (and smarter too) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reviews controversial film “The Apprentice”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s Hard to Hear the Gospel (when your head is up your ass) ♬
  • Ali Velshi: New report details Трамп’s protection of Kavanaugh from sexual assault probe
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell hilariously MOCKED after urging pastors to break the law
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Robin Harper, Who Has Dedicated His Life to Jesus (and Hating) ♬
  • Kat Abu: Project 2025 is already here
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Трамп’s Badonkadonk—A MAGA Dance Party ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Why do some people really get mad about Columbus/Indigenous Peoples Day?
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Democrat-controlled hurricanes!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп helps support my songwriting habit ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ MAGA Seagull Song ♬

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/15/24, 2:15 pm

DLBottleWith three weeks to Election Day, Washington state ballots are about to drop. Let’s talk about it! Please join us tonight for some politics and a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/14/24, 7:52 am

Happy Indigenous People’s Day. I usually don’t post on holidays, but I want to note that KEXP is doing Indigenous People’s Day programming all day and it has been really great so far.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/11/24, 11:19 pm

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala is NOT Трамп (That’s all anyone needs to know) ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп denies inappropriate relationship with Putin, JD Vance is a hypocrite & MyPillow Mike for MTG
  • The Late Show: The Late Show Presidential nominee interview
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals advice he gets from Putin
  • Stephen: Getting to know VP Kamala Harris & Трамп’s FEMA lies harm hurricane victims & Elon is so cringe
  • John Waldron: Трамп PANICS as RACIST LIES exposed by REPUBLICAN leaders!
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ When I’m in the Clink (The Dotard Трамп) ♬
  • Jordan Klepper: FAUX News thinks real men don’t vote Democrat & Трамп is in economic denial
  • Ari Melber: Трамп retreat! 45 bails as Kamala Harris faces “60 Minutes,” town hall & Howard Stern in blitz
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп farts on stage and MAGA nuts push insane weather lies
  • The Onion: JD Vance under fire for resurfaced remarks criticizing childless children
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Vote With Me! ♬:

  • Parody Project: ♫ Lose Cruz ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Leading the polls!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: For every year Трамп has left, his Hitlerian rantings will get worse
  • Steve Shives: Harris takes the heat while Трамп runs for cover
  • Christopher Titus: Bob Woodward’s new book EXPOSES Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Crankin’ Up the Bullship Machine ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп has “running start” to steal 2024 election
  • Rachel Maddow: Republican Senate candidate’s dubious living situation raises legal questions about his vote
  • Jordan Klepper: Kamala’s media blitz, Melania’s FAUX News book tour & Project 2025’s porn agenda
  • Stephen: VP Harris on Трамп’s lies about FEMA’s hurricane Helene relief work
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Tim Walz on getting the call from Kamala, Трамп being weird, doing lunch duty & school gun violence
  • SNL: VP debate 2024
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Трамп’s Wild Ride Through Election Madness ♬:

  • Robert Reich: How Трамп killed every business he touched
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Bob Woodward calls Трамп “worse than Nixon” in damning October surprise report
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Don’t It Turn Our Ballots Blue ♬
  • The Second Breakfast Club Show: ♫ Dotard Went Down to Georgia ♬
  • Stephen: VP Kamala Harris has a beer with Stephen Colbert
  • The New York Times: They were loyal Republicans—until Трамп and abortion bans
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Putin BOMBSHELL, Melania’s memoir reviews and Tucker Carlson & Elon Musk yuk it up
  • ScaredKetchup: Melania Трамп book interview disaster
  • ScaredKetchup: Melania Трамп book interview train wreck part 2
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп aims low in appeal for American male “bro” voters
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Fact Check! ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Jumbo Liar ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Melania—Vote for Kamala Harris!
  • Stephen: VP Harris on Трамп’s “friendships” with dictators
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Back (and bonkers) in Butler ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night Vice Presidential debate
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard returns to Butler, Pennsylvania
  • Ricky Velez: Will Трамп pardon his cronies & himself? Ricky Velez makes the case
  • StrangeTunes: MAGA Followers Seek Agent Orange, and Find a Leader
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ “Gas Lightin” a hurricane Helene political parody song ♬
  • Joy Reid: Media BLITZ! Harris hits up “Call Her Daddy” podcast with clapback for ‘humble’ Huckabee Sanders
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп back in Butler. He scrolled Twitter during Jan 6
  • Jon Stewart: Elon Musk, free speech & Трамп’s election interference claims
  • Patrick Fitzgerald and Knotheadusc‬: ♫ Hope at the End of the Election ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Totally normally JD Vance buys donuts!
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп—I don’t need teleprompters!
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ The Ballad of Project 2025 ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп: Трамп’s America
  • Seth Meyers: Why people leave Трамп’s rallies early and Elon Musk campaigns with Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп Von Shitzenpantz attacks Jimmy AGAIN, Elon Musk joins rally & Marjorie Taylor Greene weather conspiracy
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s ratings hit all-time low! ♬
  • John Di Domenico: The Dotard demands THE PURGE for America!
  • The New York Times: How Трамп’s speeches raise questions about age
  • Steve Shives: Трамп secretly sent Putin COVID tests!
  • Tommy Campbell: New Woodward book REVEALS Трамп’s secret calls with Putin
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Snake ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Loser Трамп sells everything (Трамп Show 61)

LegalEagle: Alex Jones’s entire empire is being sold off

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Tina Peters
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Dotard’s OUTRAGEOUS Ego Trip in Manhattan ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once Трамп’s Gone Off to Prison ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: The ad that got Melania Трамп banned
  • Chris Hayes: Republicans suddenly see disinformation problem amid hurricane crisis
  • StrangeTunes: ♫ Laura Loomer Sings Out her Love for The Dotard ♬
  • LegalEagle: Bombshell new evidence unsealed against Трамп
  • Parody Project: ♫ We Don’t Buy You ♬:

  • Ali Velshi: Jack Smith’s latest court filing is a flashing red siren
  • Steve Shives: Трамп can never escape who he is
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan—Blame Democrats for Everything Трамп Did ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ She’s a Phoney ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Трамп lifeboats!
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell’s latest hilariously bad social media platform
  • Liberal Redneck: How many different lies can MAGA tell about these hurricanes, y’all?
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп’s secret COVID gift to Putin & Hurricane Helene lies
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ ALPHA—I do not think it means what you think it means ♬
  • Chris Hayes: MAGA Nutburger Marjorie Taylor Greene believes bizarre hurricane conspiracy over climate change
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Rain That’s Strange is Mainly Climate Change ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп secretly sent Putin rare COVID tests in 2020 according to bombshell new book
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Hostage
  • Steve Shives: Elon Musk doesn’t believe in free speech anymore?!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Dim MAGA “Men” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Giving Rise to Flies ♬
  • Stella Magz: Aren’t your embarrassed Long Island?

John Oliver: Traffic stops

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/8/24, 12:29 pm

DLBottle

Please join us tonight for some political punditry and electoral prognostication over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. The election is just 27 days away. Let’s talk about it.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/4/24, 11:12 pm

Michael Kosta: Jelani Cobb on the history of the Electoral College & a healthy journalism diet

The New Yorker: Zooey Zephyr’s defense of trans lives in a deep-red state

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the Vice Presidential debate between JD Vance & Tim Walz
  • Stephen: A debate pep talk for Tim Walz & Трамп proposes a purge
  • MSNBC: One was smooth, the other won—Reaction to the vice presidential debate
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Melania’s pro choice video
  • Chris Hayes: Трампworld lies get more outrageous with a month to election
  • ScaredKetchup: JD Vance destroyed—VP debate recap
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: Weissmann on Jack Smith’s damning Трамп Jan. 6 case filing
  • Seth Meyers: Back in My Day—Presidential candidate accusations, unsending texts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “I am Voting for the Convicted Felon”, from the MAGA Glee Club songbook ♬
  • SNL: Harris and Трамп rallies
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s weekend of CRAZY outbursts, Трамп calls Kamala mentally impaired & Tim Walz vs MyPillow Mike
  • Stephen with Chris Hayes: J.D. Vance is not ready to be President of the United States
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Who is REALLY trying to steal this election?:

  • Seth Meyers: Vance lies about Obamacare, Jan. 6, abortion; Трамп backs out of 60 Minutes interview
  • Rachel Maddow: JD Vance wants to destroy anything conservatives can’t control
  • Rachel Maddow: Why you should care about JD Vance’s real agenda
  • Stephen: Hillbilly energy vs. Minnesota nice; Fact checks & mic drops
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ $100,000 Watches? The Trump Grift Continues ♬
  • Right Plight: ♫ They’re Eating The Cats ♬
  • Michael Kosta: VP debate—Tim Walz and JD Vance’s biggest moments and misses
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance tries Malört
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims Black Panther endorsed him
  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп’s Rationale ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—JD Vance lies through the Walz debate
  • The Late Show: ♫ Un By Myself ♬
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Griftin the Schmoes ♬
  • Steve Shives: A right-wing “news channel” struggles to sanewash Трамп
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Blank Space (The Dotard’s Version) ♬:

  • John Waldron: Трамп PANICS after JD Vance’s SHOCKING past DESTROYS CAMPAIGN!
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard literally wants to turn back time
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп is the opposite of who his supporters claim he is
  • Robert Reich: JD Vance’s biggest lie of the night
  • Liberal Redneck: Takeaways from the VP debate between JD Vance and Tim Walz
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп HATES Bruce Springsteen!
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп calls Kamala Harris “Mentally disabled person”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: While Трамп lies about hurricane relief, Harris picks up important endorsements
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп joins “60 Minutes”
  • Steve Shives: Someone tell J.D. Vance—The Vice President can’t do that!
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ You Don’t Mess Around With Tim ♬:

  • Stella Magz: VP debate recap
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Awful Embarrassment of Having Backed Трамп ♬
  • Desi Lydic: The Трамп currency
  • Steve Shives: The phoney and the nice guy
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance at North Carolina rally!!
  • Joy Reid: Трамп’s MAGA faithful ready to derail election exposed
  • Michael Kosta: Pundits spin the Walz-Vance debate while Трамп talks baseball
  • Christopher Titus: VP debate—Who lied the whole time? Take a wild guess!
  • Ari Melber: MAGA civil war? Meet the Republicans backing Harris who could beat Трамп
  • The New York Time: How Трамп tried to prosecute his rivals
  • Carla Ulbrich with Gathering Time: ♫ We Won’t Go Back ♬:

  • Stephen: Vance-Walz debate was “normal” and worn out Von Shitzenpantz says “there’s no hope”
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп refused disaster relief until he learned it helped GOP voters, ex-aides say
  • The Late Show: Worried about being called a childless cat man?
  • Steve Shives: Defeating Трамп is the ultimate disaster relief
  • Charlamagne Tha God: Will Трамп try to steal the election again?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s bizarre McDonald’s sex fantasy explained ♬
  • mazlinithegreat: ♫ Heads Up, America ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance debates!!
  • Stephen: Chris Hayes on J.D. Vance’s most audacious debate lie, that “Трамп saved Obamacare”
  • Remix Bros: ♫ 2024 VP Debate REMIX ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп proposes The Purge, rambles incoherently about migrants at meandering rally

John Oliver: Federal courts

LegalEagle: Eric Adams’s ridiculous corruption

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Third-Grade Intellect with a Thirteen-year-old’s Attitude ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп watches DESTROYED in hilarious commercial dub
  • Seth Meyers: Jack Smith reveals damning new coup evidence against Трамп in bombshell filing
  • Bill Hoover: ♫ Unravelin Man ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп exposed in damning 2020 election report, pressured Pence relentlessly & JD Vance’s untruths
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Alpha Male Song ♬
  • MSNBC: Jack Smith coup bombshell reveals damning evidence against Трамп
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift Drops Трамп Diss Track ♬:

  • Stephen: Jack Smith drops massive list of Трамп’s election crimes & Dotard to Ivanka, “Fight like hell”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Mike Pence took notes about Трамп’s conspiracy. And Jack Smith has them.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How Stupid Would You Have to Be? (A Question regarding Трампers) ♬
  • Stella Magz: A refresher course—The fallen evangelicals & Трамп
  • Oisín O Malley: A watch expert looks at $100K Трамп watch
  • Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Fish sticks
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Commenting on Трамп’s creepy, caustic cult ♬
  • Robert Reich: Why is MAGA so weird?:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Gotta Do Some Launderin’ ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Трамп turds!
  • Parody Project: ♫ SAD WORLD (Parody of) Mad World ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MAGA Dunce Caps and Whistling Past the Graveyard ♬
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s tax scam—Why nothing trickled down
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s MELTDOWN over new election fraud evidence, Melania’s abortion stance & GOP hypocrisy is REAL
  • MSNBC: Reactions to new Jack Smith evidence against criminal defendant Трамп
  • Joy Reid: Special counsel corners Трамп with bombshell Jan. 6 proof
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Better to be a Man (Than Lindsey Graham) ♬

Vox: Can clean energy handle the AI boom?

Stephen: Chris Wallace on the Supreme Court’s presidential immunity ruling

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/27/24, 10:46 pm

The Late Show: The Adams Felony

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Stephen: Harris leads in youth poll & Vance and Walz prep for CBS debate & Трамп and Colbert are both “BORING”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Daily Efforts to Ruin the World ♬
  • The Daily Showography: Tim Walz—Radically nice
  • Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani disbarred, Eric Adams indicted and Трамп’s creepy plea to women
  • The Late Show: Трамп—Early voting is stupid
  • Ari Melber: Harris goes there, clowning Трамп’s “unserious” tariff tax fixation
  • Gov. Tim Walz and Anthony Ramos
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dealing With Трамп in a Трампian Manner (WGACA) ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп “policy incoherence” defies efforts at candidate comparisons
  • Steve Shives: Political violence—If Republicans said the quiet parts loud:

  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Go Away Donnie Boy ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and Vance reel amid Mark Robinson scandal, Трамп refuses to debate Harris again
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s unhinged message to women, scumbag Mark Robinson endorsement & refusal to debate Kamala
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: If Kamala Harris defeats Трамп, history will be made in more ways than one
  • Jabari Jones: Close election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump—A Pustule on the Buttocks of Society ♬
  • thejuicemedia: Honest Government Ad—Трамп 2024
  • Stephen: Трамп wants beautiful babies & GOP bailing on Mark Robinson
  • Ari Melber: Harris rallies from ‘blue wall’ to border as Трамп laments 5 year old impeachment at Ukraine meeting
  • Stephen: Voter registration spikes among young people & Kamala Harris has a gun & how Трамп stays healthy
  • Parody Project: ♫ Bad Bad ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel responds to Трамп calling him “one of the dumbest human beings ever”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Don’t Have a Song (But I have a CONCEPT of a Song!) ♬
  • Steve Shives: Hot voting action!
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп refuses 2nd debate & calls BS on Kamala’s McDonald’s experience
  • Ari Melber: Трамп admits high turnout means losing as Harris embraces “Election Month”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп admits to “personality defect,” Mark Robinson scandal could tank The Dotard in NC
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп unveils new way to rip MAGA nuts off, Mayor Eric Adams indicted & Melania comes out of hiding
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Thumbs Up! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—The Wolf has Promised to Guard the Sheep ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Mr. Robinson ♬:

  • Desi Lydic: Трамп to women, “I will be your protector” and Mark Robinson’s wild porn messages
  • Stephen: Трамп’s confesses, Sam Elliott curses for Kamala, and Eric Adams nay go to jail over airline upgrades
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп HATES Chappell Roan
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard protects women?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Crazy He Calls Us ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Harris chips away at Трамп’s economic “doom and gloom” lies about the economy
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Taylor Swift Derangement Syndrome ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп rallies—Grievance nirvana
  • The Late Show: The Vance difference:

  • Rachel Maddow: More Republicans back Harris with goal of purging Трамп to save the GOP
  • Stephen: Jane Goodall on voting to save the planet, and why male politicians are like chimpanzees
  • Climate Town: How to steal an election
  • Robert Reich: Five ways Трамп would blow up the economy
  • mazlinithegreat: The Трамп Martini
  • Adam Conover: Трамп has finally lost his mind
  • Christopher Titus: Election 2024—HOW IS ANYONE STILL UNDECIDED???
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Getting More Behind While His Behind is Getting to be More ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night presidential debate—The Dotard Трамп vs. Kamala Harris

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Desi Lydic: NY Mayor Eric Adams indicted in Turkey bribery & fraud scheme

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Bad guy wrestler
  • Stella Magz: Don “The Con” Трамп & the United States of the WWE
  • Robert Reich: Who’s driving political violence in the U.S.?
  • Stephen: New York Congressman Anthony D’Esposito put his lover on the payroll
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Story of Laura Loomer ♬:

  • Liberal Redneck: So just exactly how many scandals can the GOP fit into one week, anyhow?
  • Steve Shives: The founder of Project 2025 killed a dog with a shovel?!
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—McDonald’s
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ P Diddy and Трамп in Ebony and Ivory ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard admits he went Diddy’s parties
  • Tommy Campbell: New court filings place Matt Gaetz at teen house Party

Steve Shives: Things in the U.S. are worse than they should be

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

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An Open Letter to Journalism from the U.S. Fucking Constitution

by An Angry Old Scrap of Parchment — Monday, 9/23/24, 7:55 pm

The US Fucking ConstitutionDear Journalism,

You have one job: defend democracy. And you fucking suck at it.

Now, I know you like to think your job is simply to report the facts and that you have some sort of sacred obligation to remain “neutral” and “objective” and “fair and balanced,” and if this unbiased brand of nonpartisan journalism unfortunately results in the election of “America’s Hitler” (Trump’s running mate’s words, not mine), well, first draft of history and all that.

Oh, grow the fuck up.

The facts are, you made this rapey orange monster, and now it’s your job to unmake him, and if that means putting your calloused thumbs on the scale in opposition to, let’s be honest, a literal fucking fascist, then fuck your journalistic ethics and lean into it. Ours is a two-party system currently consisting of a democratic party and an undemocratic party, and if you’re not wielding all your power and privilege toward preserving our democratic institutions and norms, then you aren’t doing your fucking job.

I mean, why the fuck do you think the Founders put freedom of the press right up top in my First Amendment? Because they enjoyed the whimsical musings of Silence Fucking Dogood? Fuck no. It was because when you spend four sweltering months at a yellow fever lockdown party like the Constitutional Convention, endlessly debating Enlightenment ideals like how many fifths human a black person is, you really get to know your fellow “patriots.” And so the slave-owning hypocritical assholes who wrote me sure as fuck knew that the fragile democracy they just crafted had zero chance of surviving their own elitist ambitions let alone those of the slave-owning hypocritical assholes across the aisle, without a free fucking press to keep everybody the fuck in line.

And by “free press” I mean free to write whatever the fuck it likes no matter how viciously partisan or slanderous. As Alexander Hamilton famously rapped about Thomas Jefferson, “I’ll use the press, I’ll write under a pseudonym, you’ll see what I can do to him,” and holy fuck did he ever. Hamilton, Jefferson, Madison—hiding underneath those stately powdered wigs were motherfucking gangsters who’d sooner fuck you up the ass with a rolled up broadsheet then give you the time of day. (Fun fact: also hiding underneath those powdered wigs were unsightly patches of syphilitic alopecia, because nearly everybody had syphilis back then as if you couldn’t tell from their absolutely deranged implementation of an Electoral Fucking College. But I digress.)

The point is: the Founders couldn’t have imagined a democracy guided by objective and nonpartisan journalism any more than they could have imagined one in which the 585,000 residents of fucking Wyoming would each have 67 times more representation in the U.S. Senate than 39 million Californians. (Thanks again, syphilis!) No, the Founders’ intent was the journalism they practiced: an unapologetically partisan press beating the crap out of each other in the court of public opinion. In the American system, the only way you get “fair and balanced” is by balancing the other fuckers out! That’s how our democracy was designed to work. But when one side unilaterally disarms—when, for example, the New York Times curls up all Vichy France-like while Fox News gleefully goes full Goebbels—democracy doesn’t stand a goddamn chance.

And BTW, neither does journalism.

What? You think once orange Putin seizes the dictatorial powers the Supreme Court just promised him that somehow I’m coming to your defense? Sam Alito already wipes his bony white ass with me, so put one or two more Federalist Society Elders on the bench and New York Times v. Sullivan? Dead! New York Times v. United States? Dead! Hustler Magazine v. Falwell? Dead! I mean, wake the fuck up. Without a functional democracy to back me up, my First Amendment isn’t worth the brittle old parchment it’s scribbled on, so best of luck clinging to your precious journalistic ethics while stripped naked at Gitmo as Elon sues into bankruptcy one news outlet after another for every imagined slight.

Look, I’m not asking you to lie or anything. (Though to be clear, I’m not asking you not to.) I’m just saying that if all that stands between the survival of the world’s oldest democracy and the imposition of white nationalist authoritarian rule is a little good old fashioned partisan muckraking, then, like it or not, journalism, it’s your fucking job to rake some muck in defense of the candidate who doesn’t promise to dismantle the Constitution. Then, if we still have a democracy come January 6 (normally I’d say November 5, but, you know), by all means feel free to morally cleanse yourself in a paroxysm of this pretentious both-sidesism you call “journalistic ethics.”

And if democracy doesn’t survive this election? Well… given Trump’s open admiration of Putin and his tactics, I’d be awfully careful when standing near any open windows.

So get to it, journalism, before it’s too late. As Aaron Burr ominously asked of Hamilton, “Why do you write like you’re running out of time? Write day and night like you’re running out of time?” Why? Because he was running the fuck out of time!

And so are you, journalism. So are you.

Sincerely,

The U.S. Fucking Constitution

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