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Luke 19:29-34
As he approached Bethphage and Bethany at the hill called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples, saying to them, “Go to the village ahead of you, and as you enter it, you will find a colt tied there, which no one has ever ridden. Untie it and bring it here. If anyone asks you, ‘Why are you untying it?’ say, ‘The Lord needs it.’”

Those who were sent ahead went and found it just as he had told them. As they were untying the colt, its owners asked them, “Why are you untying the colt?”

They replied, “The Lord needs it.”

Exodus 20:15
Thou shalt not steal.

Discuss.

Larry Wilmore does the Late Show.

Stephen: Are Russian hackers targeting American voters.

Thom: Exposing the Koch’s environment corruption.

Stephen with Congressman John Lewis (who goes surfing).

The 2016 White Nationalist Party Campaign Drumpf Campaign:

• Kimmel: Picking Drumpf is like picking a shirt.
• David Pakman: Drumpf polls at 0% among Blacks in some polls.
• Maddow: Donald Drumpf extremism cuts at America’s foundation
• Stephen: What Drumpf’s meeting to Mexico probably looked like.
• PsychoSuperMom: We are (mostly) all immigrants, you shmucks:

• Young Turks: Why Drumpf has no ground game.
• Thom: Drumpf’s one man Good Cop, Bad Cop routine.
• David Pakman: Drumpf DESTROYED by Mexican Prez, who told him Mexico won’t pay for wall
• Maddow: New poll says Drumpf African-American numbers are abysmal
• George Lopez’s: position on Drumpf has hardened
• Seth Meyers: A couple of things about Drumpf’s modeling agency.
• Drumpf on a really stoopid tirade.
• Maddow: Donald Drumpf nativist speech follows dark US pattern
• Young Turks: Remaining Hispanic supporters flee Drumpf campaign.
• Farron Cousins: Summary of Drumpf’s immigration speech—Immigrants are going to murder you
• David Pakman: Former Drumpf model admits she was working in US illegally
• Steve Kornacki: Nativist message costing Drumpf GOP support
• Joy Reid: Drumpf Foundation investigation
• Sam Seder: Michele Bachmann claims Drumpf was elevated to nomination by God.
• Colbert: Statesman Drumpf lasted about 3 minutes.
• Drumpf’s disastrous foreign “diplomacy”
• Kimmel: Drunk Drumpf in Mexico.
• James Corden: Drumpf goes to Mexico.
• Susie Sampson: Are Canadians down with Drumpf?.
• Stephen with Double Vision
• Thom: Drumpf could learn from the “Rat Park” experiment
• Ann Telnaes: Drumpf prepares for the presidential debate.
• Sam Seder: Right after Mexico Drumpf, “they don’t know it yet, but they’ll pay for the wall.”
• Jimmy Dore: Donald Drumpf pleasures praises himself over Dwayne Wade’s family tragedy.
• Drumpf’s immigration rhetoric: “rapists” and “criminals”
• Young Turks: Racist right rallies for Drumpf.
• Steve Kornacki: “Here’s your electoral problem, Mr. Drumpf”:

• Conan speaks with Drumpf’s doctor
• David Pakman: Drumpf’s doctor admits writing “medical letter” to please Drumpf.
• Sam Seder: Drumpf’s Doctor can totally explain why his note sounds like Drumpf.
• Seth Meyers: An interview with Donald Drumpf’s doctor
• Stephen: Drumpf’s extraordinary health report.
• David Pakman: Drumpf flip-flip-flip-flops back to “DEPORT THEM” in “major speech”
• Drumpf Models illegally hired immigrants without work visas
• Young Turks: Drumpf campaign manager’s insane military rape comments

Stephen: It’s finally time to cut off that Weiner.

Adam Ruins Everything: Why you don’t need 8 glasses of water a day.

Seth Meyers: A closer look at Clinton’s and Drumpf’s debate prep:

David Pakman: Overall, life is much better for most people under President Obama.

Farron Cousins: Sarah Palin’s head injury made her even more crazy.

The Flames in Maine Fall Mainly on LePage:

• David Pakman: Gov. Paul LePage (R-ME) is overtly racist.
• Sam Seder: Nutburger Gov. Paul LePage: People of color or Hispanic origin are the enemy.
• Proof that Gov. Paul LePage is a racist
• Maddow: Paul LePage scrambles as Republican support fades

Seth Meyers: A closer look at extreme weather events and climate change.

Stephen: Scandals surrounding the Clinton Foundation.

Jimmy Dore: Political news of the week.

Weiner’s Wares:

• James Corden: Anthony Weiner can’t stop.
• Conan: Weiner sexts some other things
• Jimmy Dore: Anthony Weiner’s penis destroys his entire life. Again.

Sam Seder: Shepard Smith goes rogue on FAUX—by casually NOT lying about voter suppression.

Farron Cousins: Surprise! Republican states are the real welfare queens.

Mental Floss: 25 parenting life hacks.

Sports Patriots:

• Thom: Kaepernick isn’t unpatriotic, Levi Strauss is…
• David Pakman: Does anyone see the insane hypocrisy of Colin Kaepernick smears?
• Farron Cousins: White people freak out when Black athletes speak up
• Young Turks: Veterans defend Colin Kaepernick’s right to sit
• Stephen: Colin Kaepernick’s bold stance is technically a bold sits.
• Sam Seder: FAUX News spokes-model Whitesplains MLK to Colin Kaepernick

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Stephen: Sarah Palin crashes and burns.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Mark 6:35
By this time it was late in the day, so his disciples came to him. “This is a remote place,” they said, “and it’s already very late.

Discuss.

Russ Feingold hits Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) on student loans.

Conan and Sen. Franken: Humor in politics.

Obama to Congress: Louisiana may need more funding.

Thom: Tribal rights & the Dakota access pipeline.

What the polls do to us.

Clinton Makes History:

• Stephen: Is Hillary healthy enough to serve?
• Kimmel: Clinton prepares to debate Drumpf.
• Conan: Al Franken on Hillary:

• Clinton calls out Drumpf’s racism
• Stephen: Sen. Kaine remembers that call from Clinton.
• Kimmel: Clinton tries to read Drumpf quotes with a straight face.
• Conan: Proof that Hillary is healthy.
• Kimmel: Hillary on the State Dept. release of her emails.
• Stephen: Hillary’s emails…are they a thing?
• Kimmel: #picklegate part 1
• Kimmel: #picklegate part 2. The Alex Jones investigation
• Farron Cousins: Senate Republicans are secretly supporting Hillary Clinton

Farron Cousins: Alt Right—Just another name for mainstream Republican.

The Other Washington episode 6.5: Paid sick leave.

Thom: The secret list of those who have voted twice.

Colbert: Real Tim Kaine reacts to fake Tim Kaine.

Run The Jewels: “Nobody Speak”.

White House: West Wing Week.

The 2016 GOP- White Nationalist- Drumpf-Fest:

• Young Turks: “Undercover voters” are skewing polls against Drumpf.
• David Pakman: Drumpf’s epic flip-flop
• Liberal Viewer: FAUX News credits ACLU for Drumpf flip-flop
• Farron Cousins: Drumpf calls Hillary a bigot.
• Stephen: Drumpf’s Town Hall–The Softening
• Young Turks: Eric “dumber than Donald” Drumpf blames stagnant wages on refugees
• Rachel Maddow: Donald Drumpf loses public pushing fringe priorities
• Priorities USA: Watching
• David Pakman: Former IRS Chief says no reason Drumpf cannot release taxes.
• Young Turks: What happened to Drumpf financial and Drumpf mortgage?
• Jimmy Dore: Drumpf & other super rich white douchebags wish they were minorities
• PsychoSuperMom: The Very Model Of A Modern Alt Right Hate Filled Site:

• Drumpf: The music video
• The Moscowian Candidate
• Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Drumpf’s flip-flop on immigration
• Young Turks: crowd boos Drumpf’s flip flop
• Stephen: Rents at Drumpf Tower have skyrocketed
• Sen. Al Franken with Conan: Most terrifying election of our lifetime.
• Jimmy Dore: 12-YO Drumpf campaign office head shares why he’s making America great again
• Rachel Maddow: Racist-right finds new prominence via Donald Drumpf.
• Young Turks: CNN panel laughs at Katrina Pierson’s Trump Defense
• Thom and Pap: The Drumpfster fire is out of control.
• James Corden: Drumpf’s Dr. lied about some of his credentials.
• Young Turks: How Drumpf funnels campaign donations into his pocket
• Kimmel: Drunk Donald Drumpf in Austin
• Drumpf’s health blowback.
• Drumpf’s violence
• Priorities USA: Pledge.
• Farron Cousins: Michele Bachmann (!!!) is advising Drumpf on foreign policy issues
• David Pakman: Unhinged Republican blames Obama for creating Donald Drumpf
• Michael Brooks: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on trans bathroom commercials
• Young Turks: Donald Drumpf ruins Ann Coulter’s book launch party.
• Stephen: Google “Donald Drumpf Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat”
• That was one extremely moving apology Mr. Drumpf
• Young Turks: The crazy Alex Jones that Drumpf loves
• Farron Cousins: Heartbroken Ann Coulter lashes out at Donald Drumpf.
• Jimmy Dore:Drumpf tweets shredded by TYT’s John Iadarola
• The Breitbart Candidate:

• Young Turks: Trump to black voters, “what the hell do you have to lose?”

Bassem Youssef: The ISIS Hunter.

David Pakman: The FAUX sex scandal explodes.

Young Turks: Gov. Paul LePage leaves homophobic meltdown voicemail.

America’s worst idea.

Pres. Obama celebrates 100 years of National Parks.

Thom: Voter suppression and the mathematical proof.

Young Turks: Andrea Tantaros, “Faux News a sex-fueled, Playboy mansion-like cult

Tim Kaine jams with Jon Batiste and Stay Human.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Young Turks: Feds to phase out for-profit prisons.

Nightly Show: Super depressing deep dive into America’s opioid epidemic.

Jonathan Mann: Good use of polling, bad use of polling.

John Oliver: American Petroleum Institute.

July was the hottest month ever recorded.

Bassem Youssef: America First!

What is a digital passport?

The 2016 Breitbart-Brand White Nationalist Drumpf Show:

• Maddow: Drumpf receives first intelligence briefing.
• Farron Cousins: Drumpf wants his goons to intimidate minorities at the polls.
• Sam Seder: Triumph conducts hilarious focus group with Drumpf supporters.
• Drumpf Spox: “Obama invaded Afghanistan.”
• Joe Biden does an incredible, epic take-down of Mr. Drumpf:

• Maddow on Biden’s epic Drumpf takedown.
• Young Turks: #LoserDonald, “I don’t trust US intelligence”
• Trevor Noah: Drumpf’s flawed take on law and order.
• David Pakman: Drumpf’s medical letter is fake.
• Young Turks: Drumpf continues to illegally solicit foreigners for campaign contributions
• Lawrence O’Donnell with Gary Kasperov on Donald Drumpf’s call for “peaceful regime change.”
• Daily Show: Donald Drumpf’s anti-terrorism policies
• Jimmy Dore: Trump lawyer barks ‘Says who?’ at CNN host, hilarity ensues.
• Young Turks: #LoserDonald says goodbye to Paul Manafort.
• Sam Seder: The back story behind the Manafort’s resignation.
• Young Turks: “Says who?” Drumpf surrogate makes fool of himself on TV.
• Nude Drumpf statues pop up in US cities
• Daily Show put Drumpf supports through some EXTREME VETTING.
• Sam Seder: Anchor can’t stop Katrina “bullet necklace lady” Pierson from talking nonsense.
• Drumpf ROAST!
• David Pakman: EPIC fail as Drumpf lawyer confused that Drumpf is losing in ALL POLLS.
• PsychoSuperMom: Trumpenfreude!:

• Maddow: “Rally effect” convinces Donald Drumpf to deny polls.
• Sam Seder: Drumpf’s chief strategist is a real problem for him.
• Young Turks: Drumpf reboots his campaign AGAIN…this time with a white nationalist.
• Michael Brooks: Trump lawyer busts out old “Says who?” defense when told Drumpf is losing
• Maddow: The Manchurian Manafortian Candidate.
• Have you noticed there are two Donald Drumpfs?
• Slate: Drumpf’s “dangerous” new campaign head
• Sam Seder: Drumpf says Hillary is a bigot taking Black voters for granted
• David Pakman: Breitbart News CEO takes over as Donald Trump’s campaign manager.
• Where did Drumpf get his money?
• New Drumpf advertisement
• Young Turks: Naked #LoserDonald statues popping up in multiple cities
• Maddow: Racist red flags follow Donald Drumpf’s Breitbart hire, Steve Bannon.
• The many flip-flops of Donald Drumpf.
• Trevor Noah: The hardest job in the world—Donald Drumpf’s campaign surrogates
• The Racism Olympics:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Donald Drumpf goes after George Bush and Dick Cheney for Iraq war.
• That Darn Drumpf: Episode 1, Not a Racist.
• Solemn responsibility.
• Young Turks: How #LoserDonald buried the Taj Mahal

Mental Floss: 46 odd and surprising stats and figures.

Hillary ROAST!

Minute Physics: The Twins Paradox primer.

Sam Seder: Bill-O-the-Clueless-Clown suggests #BlackLivesMatter is like KKK.

Robots for President?

Bad Lip Reading The Democratic National Convention.

Eric Schwartz: Don’t Vote:

Liberal Viewer: Larry Wilmore suggests Drumpf & Hillary are different kinds of liars

Jon sends off Larry in style.

Susie Sampson gets Weiner-ed.

Bassem Youssef: How can Muslims act “normal”.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Clinton	Trump
100.0% probability of winning	0.0% probability of winning
Mean of 337 electoral votes	Mean of 201 electoral votes

The Monte Carlo analysis of state head-to-head polls last week showed Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton leading Republican Donald Trump in electoral votes by an average of 325 to 213, and with Clinton having a 99.7% probability of winning an election held then.

Since then, 24 new polls have been released in 13 states. Some states have multiple polls, for example, Florida with five and New Hampshire with three.

Now, after 100,000 simulated elections, Clinton wins 99,999 times and Trump wins the single Electoral College outcome that was a tie. Clinton received (on average) 337 to Trump’s 201 electoral votes. The results suggest that, in an election held now, Clinton would have a near 100.0% probability of winning.

Here is how the race has evolved in some key states.

Florida gains five new polls that solidly favor Clinton (+3%, +6%, +1%, +5%, and +9%). The new polls move Florida from a 67.1% probability of a Clinton victory last week to a 98.2% probability now.

Georgia flips from light blue to light red. Of the seven current polls, Clinton leads in only two of polls. Last week Clinton only had a 68.6% probability of taking the state. That has now shrunk to a 24.2% probability.

Maine gets one new poll that shows Clinton up by +10% and with 100% probability of taking the state. Unfortunately, the new poll does not provide congressional district results. The last poll that did that was from June, and showed Trump with a slight lead in one district. It would be great to get some polling in ME CDs.

New Hampshire gets three new polls (and one aging out). The oldest poll shows Trump with a +9% margin, but Clinton has the lead in the last four polls by +15%, +13%, +10%, and +9%. Clinton goes from a 38% probability of taking the state last week to a 99.9% probability this week.

One new North Carolina poll pushes Clinton from a 50.1% probability of taking the state to a 90.8% probability. She leads in the most recent two of the three current polls.

Ohio loses one poll that aged out, and has shrunk Clinton’s chances from 81% to 65%. Clinton leads in three polls (+4%, +4%, +2%) and Trump leads in one (+3%). The result is a near toss-up

South Carolina finally gets a current poll, but Trump is only up by +2% in the new poll. This small lead gives him a 72.6% probability of winning the state today.

In Virginia, two new polls come in and one old one ages out. Clinton leads in the most recent three polls by double digits with Trump leading (+4%) in the oldest poll. Clinton would almost certainly win Virginia in an election now.

Washington state gets a current poll that gives Clinton a +19% lead. Needless to say, she approaches a 100% probability of winning the state right now.

Last week, the most recent Wisconsin poll was from Marquette University taken in mid-July. Clinton was up +4.1%. Marquette just released their August poll and Clinton now has a +14% lead over Trump. The results suggest she would take Wisconsin with a 99.7% probability today.

The distribution of electoral votes [FAQ] shows all possible Electoral College outcomes:
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No cure for lobbying addiction.

Thom: The Good, the Bad & the Very Very Reboanticly Ugly!

Sen. Rubio (R-FL) Zika virus no excuse to get an abortion

Thom: Where are the Koch brothers?

White House: West Wing Week.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard:Is August recess work or play?

Most hated candidates ever.

This Week’s Drumpf Blooper Reel:

• Jimmy Dore: Donald Drumpf suggests Clinton be assassinated.
• David Pakman: Drumpf would ban Porn if elected President.
• Sam Seder: Drumpf suggests assassination.
• PsychoSuperMom: You built this idiot:

• Farron Cousins: GOP rats abandon the ship they built.
• Young Turks: What is the most offensive thing Drumpf has said.
• Chris Hayes: Khizr Khan responds to latest attacks
• Jimmy Dore: Obama and Clinton founded ISIS says Donald Drumpf.
• Young Turks: Drumpf gets his Twitter taken away.
• Sam Seder: Are we sure Drumpf isn’t a liberal plant?
• David Pakman: Drumpf prepares to chicken out on debates with Hillary
• Trevor Noah: Trump’s ‘Second Amendment’ comment is a dangerous joke
• Jimmy Dore: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) won’t vote for Drumpf.
• Young Turks: Drumpf would try U.S. citizens at Gitmo.
• Steve Kornacki: Trump gives away the game on outrageous talk
• Larry Wilmore: Talkin’ about Drumpf
• David Pakman: Immigrant Melania Drumpf was likely working in US illegally
• Young Turks: Drumpf tries to defend his 2nd amendment comments.
• Thom: Greenpeace decimates Drumpf’s energy plan.
• Steve Kornacki: “Obama is the founder if ISIS.”
• Young Turks: Drumpf talks about Detroit “titties” during major economic speech.
• Jimmy Dore: Drumpf does an entire speech off a Teleprompter.
• David Pakman: Secret Service has words with Drumpf’s campaign.
• Jimmy Dore: Rudy Guiliani defends Drumpf over assassination call.
• Farron Cousins: What the hell is wrong with Drumpf supporters?!?
• Bill Maher to Rick Santorum: No shame in punting
• Young Turks: National Security officials turn on Drumpf.
• Sam Seder: Drumpf says Obama founded ISIS
• Chris Hayes: Drumpf Vs. local paint store
• David Pakman: Polls aren’t skewed…Drumpf is losing badly.
• Nikki Glaser: Let’s talk about sex…because Drumpf is
• Steve Kornacki: Donald Trump raises specter of assassination
• Daily Show: What the actual fact—Donald Drumpf lays out his economic plan
• Bill Maher: New Rule…Priority fail.
• Young Turks: Historians are aware of a liar like Donald Drumpf.
• David Pakman: Trump speaking at outrageous & disgusting anti-gay conference
• Jimmy Dore: CNN host tells Drumpf supporter “Stop hurting the country”
• Sam Seder: Drumpf loses 3 of “The Five” on his assassination call
• Larry Wilmore: Drumpf Dump
• David Pakman: Unhinged Donald Drumpf says Obama literally founded ISIS
• Jimmy Dore: Don Lemon calls Drumpf supporter a liar over 2nd Amendment comment
• Michelle:

• Young Turks: Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) can’t support Drumpf.
• Sam Seder: Drumpf doubles down on “Obama founder of ISIS” nonsense.

Mark Fiore: Who’s on whose side?

Bill Maher: Future headlines.

Steve Kornacki: Hillary Clinton outreach to GOP makes left uneasy .

New Scientist: The brain’s waste removal system.

FAUX Fallout:

• Young Turks: FAUX News’s “Black Room”
• Pap and Sam: Roger Ailes’ perverted brain will pollute FAUX News forever.
• Young Turks: Andrea Tantaros breaks silence on Roger Ailes
• David Pakman: Apparently, audio tapes exist of Ailes’ harassment.

Mental Floss: Why are there 24 hours in a day?

Did Clinton lie about her emails?

Red State Update: Will Trump debate Clinton? Julian Assange & murdered DNC staffer!

BrideGate Lies:

• Steve Kornacki: Gov. Chris Christie lied according to staff text messages.
• Sam Seder: Chris Christie flat out lied during Bridgegate.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I’m going on vacation pretty soon. I plan to keep up the contingent of nonsense Open Threads, and then hopefully when I get back, to start posting more.

Anyway, do you have any recommendations for light summer reading? Beach read or airplane. I have this on hold from the library, but I’m not sure it’s going to arrive in time.

Jimmy Dore: WA-7-CD progressive candidate Pramila Jayapal gets Bernie’s blessing.

Thom: Most disturbing climate change events we have seen yet.

The Devil and Stephen Colbert:

Jimmy Dore: The story (and meta-story) behind the Iran cash drop story.

The Drumpf Implosion:

• Jonathan Mann: Drumpf Remix
• Stephen with the F WERD
• Drumpf, Putin, and Russia
• Our Country
• Jimmy Dore: Fareed Zakaria calls Drumpf a ‘bullshit artist’ on CNN
• Young Turks: “I’m afraid the election’s going to be rigged.”
• Sam Seder: Drumpf inexplicably lists his worst campaign gaffes during a rally
• David Pakman: Drumpf suggests US-Russia alliance to fight ISIS (like the one that has existed for a year).
• Young Turks: Drumpf makes up makes up Iran story after watching FAUX News
• James Corden: Donald Drumpf’s ‘I’m about to eat’ face
• Stephen: Obama has a scandal, but Drumpf spoke today.
• Drumpf Ghostwriter Blasts Art of the Deal in hilarious Tweet
• David Pakman: Dangerous or stupid? Drumpf brags about watching “top secret” “Iran” video
• Stephen: Forget what you heard…there’s good news from the Drumpf campaign.
• Young Turks: Is Melania Drumpf an illegal immigrant?
• Liberal Viewer: Scariest Donald Drumpf fact yet?
• Young Turks: Draft dodger Drumpf gets purple heart.
• Sam Seder: Draft dodger Drumpf accepts some poor guy’s Purple Heart
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Melania’s immigration problem.
• Stephen: The returns of the Drumpf bully kid
• Kimmel: Drunk Drumpf on Harrisburg, PA
• Stephen: Cartoon Drumpf might skip debates.
• Sam Seder: Obama states that Drumpf is unfit.
• James Corden and Denis Leary: Drumpf’s an asshole:

• Seth Meyers: Stay out of it, Democrats
• Young Turks: Drumpf plummets in new polls following series of disasters.
• Stephen: How Drumpf eats KFC
• Farron Cousins: GOP racism and oppression didn’t start with Drumpf.
• David Pakman: Lunatic Drumpf spox forced to backtrack…
• Captured
• Sam Seder: Drumpf asked a foreign policy advisor 3 times why we don’t use nuclear weapons
• Maddow: Whatever his faults, the GOP is letting down Mr. Drumpf
• Young Turks: Drumpf asks about using Nukes.
• Jimmy Dore: Prominent GOPer wonders why there aren’t more defectors.
• Thom: Obama says, “Dump Drumpf”
• Farron Cousins: Drumpf is already making excuses for his defeat..
• Sam Seder: Drumpf boots a baby.
• Watch Drumpf supporters make other decisions
• Stephen: For Donald Drumpf, every day is opposite day.
• Young Turks: Crying baby.
• Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Drumpf’s very bad week
• Red State Update: Drumpf Kicks Baby Out! Drumpf Won’t Endorse Paul Ryan! Drumpf Wants Nukes!
• David Pakman: “GOP Nominates Dangerous Insane Person, Now Panic Because He’s Dangerously Insane”
• Drumpf Danger
• Jimmy Kimmel: Donald Drumpf’s remarks are well prepared.
• Sam Seder: Drumpf thinks Rick Scott has zika under control.
• Farron Cousins: Drumpf wants to know why we can’t use nukes.
• Paul Manafort was in a meeting that hasn’t happened yet So he knows Drumpf didn’t ask about nukes
• Mark Fiore: Drumpf’s ultimate sacrifice
• Maddow: Donald Drumpf’s behavior sends GOP into panic
• Stephen: Is there ANYONE Drumpf won’t attack?
• David Pakman: Why won’t Drumpf release his tax returns?

Hillary gets psyched for the Olympics.

Jimmy Dore: Bill-O-the-Clown on the silver lining in slavery.

Stephen: Cartoon Hillary on her disappearance.

Thom: The Good, the Bad and the Very, Very Seriously Ugly!

MinutePhysics: How long is a sun day?

Jimmy Dore: Political jokes of the week.

Roy Zimmerman: “Burn, Goody Clinton”:

Young Turks: Kansas proves Republican policies don’t work.

G.O.P. Voter Suppression Laws Get Stuck Down:

• Sam Seder: NC & WI courts strike racist voting laws.
• Farron Cousins: Repressive Republican woting laws are getting decimated in court

Thom: Is Congress stalking Greenpeace with Subpoenas?

Can a third-party candidate ever become President?

Jimmy Kimmel interviews Morgan Freeman narrating a Hillary Clinton campaign video.

Slate: Corey Lewandowski is a complete disaster on CNN.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Colbert: Political week in review.

Young Turks: GOP loses it over Tim Kaine’s lapel pin.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Glass Ceiling Broken:

• Stephen: Hillary breaks the glass ceiling.
• Daily Show: The DNC’s rocky start.
• Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at DNC Day 2:

• Stephen: an herstoric achievement–240 years in the making.
• James Corden: First Lady Obama wins the DNC opening night.
• Susie Sampson: Drump’s Campaign Manager on Donald Trump’s Penis
• The Late Show “Fight Song” feat.
• Songify Hillary’s historic night.
• Stephen: Obama, Biden and Kaine speak on night 3 of the DNC
• Maddow: Obama speech ‘politically priceless’ for Clinton
• Thom: Drumpf gets his talking points from Storm Front
• Trevor: Hillary’s acceptance speech.
• Bill Maher: New Rule — The notorious HRC
• Young Turks: Obama’s speech was so good even conservatives liked it.
• Stephen: The last O’Malley supporter
• Young Turks: Best lines from Hillary’s speech.
• ONN Lesser DNC Speeches: Walking in on Hillary and Bill
• Stephen: Clinton overcomes insurgent “fart-in,” accepts Democratic nomination:

• Hasan Minhaj: Why Hillary Clinton needs to beat Donald Drumpf
• Hillary prepares for her acceptance speech.
• Stephen Colbert and John Oliver Chat about Tim Kaine
• Daily Show: DNC Wrap-up
• Sam Seder: Michael Bloomberg rips Drumpf to shreds.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Bill’s sexy DNC speech
• PsychoSuperMom: “I’m With her”
• James Corden’s Glass ceiling and tip of the day for Bill-O-the-Clown
• Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Hillary Accepting
• Stephen: Cartoon Hillary answers Republican questions.
• Mark Fiore: The Kremlin Convention
• Stephen: Hillary’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

The actor that every politician needs at rallies.

Mental Floss: 39 facts about the middle ages.

How a city’s economy depends on airports.

Young Turks: Republicans go BONKERS over Bradley Cooper (Sniper) at DNC.

What FAUX News aired Instead of the speech by fallen Muslim soldier’s father.

White House: West Wing Week.

Kimmel: Trump and Clinton puppets.

The Drumpfsputin Affair:

• Stephen: A question about Drumpf
• Seth knows why Drumpf won’t release his tax returns.
• Samantha Bee: Midnight in America.
• David Pakman: Drumpf takes 5 positions on minimum wage in 45 seconds.
• Maddow: Drumpf is a “unique and present danger”…
• Young Turks: Father of fallen American soldier delivers powerful speech against Drumpf
• Sam Seder: Drumpf wants to “hit [DNC] speakers so hard”.
• Thom: If Drumpf can’t handle a mean tweet, should he have the nuclear codes?
• Donald Drumpf is not allowed in America…according to Donald Drumpf.
• Young Turks: Drumpf’s response to DNC is classic PROJECTION
• Swagasaurus: Fuckboy Drumpf.:

• David Pakman: Drumpf defends serial harasser Roger Ailes.
• Thom: Pence may be more dangerous than Drumpf
• Young Turks: Drumpf asks Russia to commit crime against political opponent
• Sam Seder: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s Drumpf burn is beautiful.
• David Pakman: Hundreds say Drumpf doesn’t pay his bills
• Nightly Show: Backstage with Drumpf.
• Young Turks: Drumpf is not in favor of freedom of the press
• Slate: Counting arbitrary things in Drumpf’s speech
• Kimmel: Drunk Donald Trumpf on napping.
• Trevor: Drumpf’s shady ties to Russia
• Samantha Bee: Fear mongering
• Young Turks: What is the best way to attach Drumpf?
• David Pakman: Drumpf denies meeting Putin after bragging about meeting Putin
• Try on a Drumpf hat and tell us how it feels.
• YG and Nipsey Hussle: “Fuck Donald Trump”
• Young Turks: Dumbshit Drumpf takes a swing at Tim Kaine (D), hits Tom Kean (R)
• Bad Lip Reading: Cruz talks Drumpf.
• Kimmel: The Troompa Loompas on hacking
• Young Turks: DNC speeches gave Drumpf a Twittergasm

Seth Meyers with Lenny Kravits on the Clintons.

Young Turks: Voter ID laws struck down.

Stephen: What’s the nicest thing you can say about your opposing party’s candidate.

How did the U.S. end up with a 2-party system?

Young Turks: All cops walk in Freddie Gray case.

Lawrence O’Donnell: Capt. Khan’s parents remember their son

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

History will be made tonight, so talk about it….

6:02: Washington delegation has been raising hell all week

More WA delegates protest TPP and other causes on night of @HillaryClinton acceptance speech pic.twitter.com/U7Lt8dAOJH

— Jim Brunner (@Jim_Brunner) July 29, 2016

Tell me again how we need to keep violent people out of the US https://t.co/NARjdXMQI1

— Lee Rosenberg (@Lee_Rosenberg) July 29, 2016

It seems like a good idea for Ds to welcome Rs and conservatives who are willing to step up and admit the GOP nominee is a madman.

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) July 29, 2016

Abdul-Jabbar: “I’m Michael Jordan and I’m with Hillary…I said that of course because I know Donald Trump couldn’t tell the difference"

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) July 29, 2016

Read about Rev. William Barber, who just finished speaking at the #DemConvention: https://t.co/cUURDlTfFu https://t.co/rRTKFd5u0d

— POLITICO (@politico) July 29, 2016

Powerful speech by Captain Khan. Most scathing indictment of Trump.

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) July 29, 2016

Omigod, what a devastating critique of Trump from Khizr Khan, father of fallen Muslim veteran. #DemsInPhilly

— (((Goldy))) (@GoldyHA) July 29, 2016

6:28: Man…General Allen could be a voice-over actor for any general anywhere!

Comparing the two conventions, it's clear that Democrats are now the party of patriotic America, the future America, the real America

— Markos Moulitsas (@markos) July 29, 2016

7:30: Huh…Did you notice Hillary DIDN’T lightly grope her daughter?

7:39: “He has taken ” the GOP ” a long way, from ‘Morning in America’ to ‘Midnight in America’.”

She's never going to be as soaring an orator as BHO or as intimate as BC, but she's killing it, imo

— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) July 29, 2016

"I accept your nomination for president of the United States!” —Hillary https://t.co/3Ffpf7W4Vz

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 29, 2016

Clinton: "Donald Trump says he wants to make America great again – well, he could start by actually making things in America again."

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) July 29, 2016

“Imagine him in the Oval Office…a man you can bait with a tweet is not a man you can trust with nuclear weapons."

— Mike Warren (@MichaelRWarren) July 29, 2016

Looks like admitted lair and alleged campaign fraudster Tim “Biggest Lie of My Life” Eyman is going to get a close-n-personal tour of our criminal justice system:

Attorney General Bob Ferguson on Wednesday asked a Snohomish County Superior Court judge to hold Tim Eyman and his political committees in contempt for failing to turn over documents in as part of an investigation into the initiative promoter’s campaign finance practices.

Ferguson said he was also seeking a similar ruling from a Thurston County judge against signature gathering firm Citizen Solutions, saying that both Eyman and his committees have failed to meet a court-ordered deadline for disclosing the documents.

“Despite a subpoena and a court order, Tim Eyman continues to impede this investigation,” Ferguson said. “That’s unacceptable.”

Or…at least be fined $2000/day for every day he doesn’t turn over the subpoenaed documents.

I don’t know about you, but I’d settle for knocking a week or two off his sentence if he agreed to be frogmarched in his Darth Vader getup.

Political conventions are stupid.

Mental Floss: 26 Things that Inspired Movies.

James Corden with Michelle Obama: Carpool Karaoke:

Young Turks: Koch brothers cut funding of disobedient Republicans.

Farron Cousins: Rep. Steve King goes full “Grand Wizard” on MSNBC.

Sam Waterson: Important convention history

The 2016 Drumpf Shit Show:

• Trevor: “Make America Fear Again”
• Stephen catches Brett Baier hording Mustard at the RNC. #Mustardgate
• Slate: Melania’s OTHER bit of plagiarism.
• Dangerous President.
• Drumpf lightly gropes his daughter Ivanka.
• Nightly Show: The Kiss
• Stephen: The RNC finally got exciting.
• Samantha Bee: Born again in the USA
• Roy Zimmerman: TrumpPence (Feed the Birds):

• Stephen checks in with the African American delegate.
• Miserable Liberal: Donald Drumpf quotes give strength to those who most need it
• Trevor: It’s official…Drumpf nominee. And Ted.
• Everything will kill you according to the RNC
• Behind the scenes of Drumpf’s Twitter
• Stephen: So much Day 1 drama….
• The GOP freak show in two minutes
• Daily Show: When was America last great?
• James Corden: Taking a page from Melania’s book
• Stephen: Who is Mike Pence again?
• Samantha Bee: Not ready for prime time
• David Pakman: Unhinged underwear model at RNC, “I believe Obama is a Muslim”
• Young Turks: Drumpf advisor calls for the execution of Hillary
• James Corden welcomes Mike Pence and Scott Baio to the GOP spotlight.
• Jonathan Mann: The T is doing the P:

• Slate: some of the weirder swag at the Drumpf convention.
• Young Turks: Recap of Drumpf’s acceptance speech.
• Colbert with The Word: “Trumpiness.”
• Stephen does Hungry for Power Games at RNC
• Sam Seder: Drumpf “has sociopathic tendencies” says Art Of the Deal ghostwriter
• Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at the rough start
• Trevor: Make America Hate Again, staring Chris Christie
• Mike Pence has been a disaster for Indiana.
• Slate: How to impersonate Donald Drumpf
• Drumpf and Pence together on 60 minutes
• David Pakman The woman who took the fall for Melania’s plagiarized speech
• Thom: Drumpf is a scam…. G.O.P voters are actually voting for Pence
• Stephen: The RNC is like Christmas in July
• Kimmel on plagiarizing speeches
• Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Mike Pence
• Slate: Every time the Drumpf campaign lied about Melania’s speech
• Seth Meyers: Republicans focus on attacking Hillary…a closer look
• Farron Cousins: FL AG Bondi and Drumpf sued in “pay to play” scheme.
• Stephen: Melania did not plagiarize her speech.
• Jimmy Dore interviews delegates on the floor.
• James Corden: Recapping opening night
• Samantha Bee: RNCinCLE check-in day 1
• Samantha Bee: RNCinCLE check-in day 2
• James Corden: The odd day 3
• David Pakman: Trump ends RNC with lying scam speech that KKK leader loved
• Stephen with Sen. Elizabeth Warren: “He sounded like a two-bit dictator”
• Drumpf throws down
• The Republican freak show
• Stephen: Drumpf accepts.
• Seth Meyers: Drumpf accepts…a closer look
• Obama debunks Drumpf’s convention speech.
• Roy Zimmerman: “Speechless”
• Jon returns to take down GOP bullshit:

• Slate: What did you think when Melania said….
• Dangerous President
• Stephen and Keegan-Michael Key on Drumpf, “His mind is free.”
• MoJo asks Drumpf supporters How should Clinton be punished for her alleged transgressions.
• Stephen sure knows how to make an entrance.

Jimmy Dore: Political jokes of the week.

Farron Cousins: Right wing voting laws getting killed in the courts.

Minute physics: Hitting the sun is hard.

White House: West Wing Week.

The party of Jebus meets a Muslim.

Young Turks are interrupted on their set by Alex Jones and Rodger Stone.

Young Turks: The Post-Alex debriefing.

Climate Change: 2016 is hottest year on record.

Blue on Black Violence:

• Young Turks: Unarmed submissive black man shot by cops.
• Trevor: Breaking the cycle of police violence.
• Young Turks: Cop assaults woman and explains, “blacks have violent tendencies.”
• David Pakman: Another unarmed black man shot…while laying on the ground with his hand up

Young Turks: KKKer David “Douchebag” Duke to run for Senate.

Stephen Colbert with Lewis Black.

The climate change ad that FAUX News didn’t want viewers to see.

John Oliver with some Endorsements.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Remember way back in the early aughts when, Tim Eyman, tearfully confessed to being a liar in the “…biggest lie of my life”?

“I was in lie mode,” he said. “I became riddled with guilt. It was the biggest lie of my life and it was over the stupidest thing in the world. The biggest thing I’m guiltiest of is an enormous ego. Hubris.”
[…]

Eyman emphasized that he had done nothing illegal.
“This is all fricking legal …but beyond stupid,” he said.

No…”stupid” isn’t the right word…it was another LIE. At least, the Washington state AG thought so. Eyman was prosecuted and settled, paying a $50,000 fine and was permanently enjoined from acting as a political committee treasurer.

Ten years later, Lyin’ Eyman was at it again:

PDC investigators say the expenses that were reported as paying for signatures, but in fact were payments to Eyman violate state disclosure laws. Payments to him violate laws against personal use, they added.

The multiple violations are so serious the commission can’t levy adequate penalties, and the commission should send the matter to the attorney general’s office to take the case to court, they said.

And today we learn that there are many more violations of campaign finance and disclosure laws:

The latest complaint deals with an Eyman-sponsored political action committee (PAC) — “Bring Back our $30 Car Tabs — Voters Want More Choices” that sponsored and aired 21 online videos that opposed 49 candidates for the Washington State Legislature.

The ads cost $45,318 and were apparently financed by $22,500 contributions from two wealthy supporters: Vancouver, Washington, developer Clyde Holland and Camas Investment CEO Kenneth Fisher.

According to a report by the Public Disclosure Commission, 10 of the 21 videos meet the statutory definition of “independent expenditures” under state law.

The state requires footprints on so-called “independent expenditure” ads, which often fill TV screens before election day with messages that are unremittingly nasty. By off-loading negative advertising on “independent” groups, candidates can make themselves appear to be running upbeat races.

According to the PDC, the 10 Eyman-sponsored videos did not include the disclaimer: “No candidate authorized this ad.” The videos did not identify a sponsor’s name, city or state. The videos incorrectly listed the required five leading contributors to the videos.

“Bring Back Our $30 Car Tabs — VWMC,” in its filing with the state, listed as its sole purpose support for a ballot initiative — not attacking legislators. (The initiative was subsequently scrubbed.) The Eyman PAC did not file an amended form to update its purpose to attack legislators.

The PDC is throwing the disclosure rule book at Eyman.

Tim “Lyin'” Eyman has spent more than a decade personally profiting by embezzling funds intended for initiatives and flaunting Washington’s finance and disclosure laws. Isn’t it about time he be taken off the street or at least out of the political arena?

I think a long stint behind bars will offer him new appreciation for the necessity of taxes….

Stephen: Who let the Red Cross decide what’s cool and not cool?.

The President goes viral.

Jimmy Dore: John Boehner would have firehosed the Dem sit-in:

Can Texas actually secede from the U.S.?

Not Safe with Nikki Glaser: Obama’s moving on, and we should, too.

Maddow: Pentagon ends US military transgender ban.

Farron Cousins: Polls show Americans want action on gun control.

Thom: July 4th 1776…The first brexit.

White House: West Wing Week.

PsychoSuperMom: If men could get pregnant.

The 2016 G.O.P. Drumpf Enterprises Clown Show:

• Young Turks: Drumpf’s lawyer accuses Hillary of murder
• Ann Telnaes: Elizabeth Warren deflates Drumpf
• Jimmy Dore: Dinesh D’Souza goes full Drumpf on Muslims
• Jon Stewart on Drumpf:

• David Pakman: Trump spokeswoman implodes AGAIN, can’t explain immigrant ban proposal
• Stephen: Celeb look-alike Cheetos
• Young Turks: Drumpf illegally fundraising from foreign leaders.
• Stephen: Drumpf spams the United Kingdom
• Drumpf gonna tear your kingdom down
• Rachael Maddow: Donald Trump get-rich-quick scheme exposed.
• Young Turks: Drumpf used charity money to buy Tim Tebow jersey
• Great fathers
• Greater women.
• Farron Cousins: Donald Drumpf is a petulant child…says Repubs who don’t support him.
• Maddow: Donald Drumpf fails test of constituent interaction.
• Young Turks: Drumpf uses Istanbul attack to push torture and waterboarding
• Kimmel: The Troompa Loompas sing about name calling
• Drumpf crashes the Deceleration of Independence:

• Nikki Glaser does a Drumpf Rally
• The movement that is fueling Donald Drumpf’s white nationalist supporters
• Young Turks: Drumpf’s surrogates can’t keep up with Drumpf’s flip-flops
• Jimmy Dore: Latin pastor hated Drumpf, then they let him in their club
• A Drumpf A special 4th of July video
• Nightly Show panel: Does Donald Drumpf even want to be President?
• Young Turks: Drumpf lied about giving millions to charity

Mental Floss: 39 fun museum facts.

Stephen: “Lesser Pope-pologies”.

Sam Seder: Laura Ingraham suggests we should all wear adult diapers to avoid transgendered people.

Farron Cousins: Paul Ryan unveils his dangerously stupid Obamacare replacement plan.

Thom: Lying about science for politics is evil.

Young Turks: Republicans Waste more money investigating nonsense.

Minute Physics: Where do galaxies come from?

David Pakman: Does Congress really ban CDC from researching gun violence?

Stephen: Fun with presidential polls.

Mark Fiore: The What About X Committee.

Thom with Michael Mann: Can humanity survive climate change?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.