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Daily Show: Can liberals survive the apocalypse?.

Information about the winter solstice.

Young Turks: Roy Moore’s Muslim Marxist MELTDOWN.

Samantha Bee: FAUX and Friends’ war on justice.

The Dotard Трамп and His Merry Band of Looters, Thieves, and Deviants:

• The Late Show: The Dossier’s rebuttal to Dotard Трамп.
• Seth Meyers: Words the Трамп administration wants to replace.
• Samantha Bee: Apocalypse soon.
• Young Turks: Nobody kisses ass like Mike Pence!
• VOX: How Трамп makes extreme things look normal:

• Farron Cousins: Трамп family so bad at filling out forms that all their election ballots were thrown out.
• Трамп’s unqualified judge nominee embarrassed.
• Ari Melber: Dotard Трамп hid Mar-A-Lago tax deal from IRS.
• Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп believes that all women are beneath him and he isn’t afraid to show it.
• Sam Seder: Трамп Jr. lies through his dumb teeth about people trying to take down his daddy.
• Seth Meyers: Senator-elect Doug Jones wants us to listen to President Трамп’s accusers.
• David Pakman: ANOTHER unqualified Трамп nominee drops out in shame.
• Maddow: GOP have been meeting in secret to undermine the FBI’s investigation of the Dotard Трамп.
• Seth Meyers: Republicans praise Трамп; Трамп claims he repealed Obamacare.
• Donald Pup the Трамп Pup: A Трамп Pup Christmas.
• Samantha Bee goes to church.
• Chris Hayes: Dan Rather on the similarities of the Dotard Трамп and Nixon presidencies.
• Young Turks: Trump Ambassador to The Netherlands is BUSTED!
• Sam Seder: U.S. Ambassador caught lying by reporter, incoherently tries to defend himself.
• Farron Cousins: Трамп is officially the Worst President Ever, says hardcore conservative George Will.
• Late Night: A Трамп Christmas Carol.
• Jackie Sampson: The 12 Months of Трамп:

• Ari Melber: Gov. Jay Inslee, “We must stand up to Dotard Трамп.”
• Sam Seder: Animatronic William Howard Taft calls in to defend nightmarish Трамп robot.
• Young Turks: Nikki Haley needs more friends.
• WaPo: Трамп name to be stripped from posh New York hotel.
• Young Turks: Трамп’s banned words list.

Jimmy Kimmel: The year in unnecessary censorship.

VOX: How smart is today’s artificial intelligence?

New Scientist: The best science and tech stories of the year.

HBO: Alabama—The special election.

Daily Show: Today’s future now — Crime-fighting technology.

The GOP Tax Scam on America:

• WaPo Opinion: The tax bill is the worst domestic policy legislation in a lifetime.
• Seth Meyers: Republicans pass their tax scam.
• Sam Seder: Paul Ryan admits he has no clue if the GOP tax scam will work.
• Chris Hayes: Don’t believe Republicans who say they care about debt.
• WaPo Opinion: The GOP is giddy about its tax bill, but Democrats will laugh last.
• Schumer promises to “hammer away” at “unpopular” tax bill.
• Roy Zimmerman: Chuck G’s in Love:

• Elizabeth Warren: The GOP tax bill is for the rich, and no one else.
• Young Turks: Paul Ryan’s stunning tax cut admission.
• Chris Hayes: Many G.O.P. and Ivanka Trump bungle the basics of the tax bill.
• Sam Seder: Ivanka Трамп proves she’s a total moron after botching tax facts on FAUX.
• Seth Meyers: Senator-elect Doug Jones shares his thoughts on the Republican tax plan.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: White House repeats lie about Dotard Трамп’s tax returns.
• Mark Fiore: Christmas made permanent for billionaires.
• David Pakman: Republicans are clueless about what’s in the tax bill they just passed.
• Maddow: GOP tax bill set to make rich richer at everyone else’s expense.
• WaPo: Who gains and who loses under the G.O.P. tax plan?

Newsbroke: White genocide—Fake and present danger.

David Hawkings: The GOP is anxious to look productive in 2018—4 takeaways from the 2018 Congressional calendar.

Trevor Noah: The politics of branding, meeting Obama & Трамп’s first year.

Mental Floss: 500 facts.

I know Robert Muller.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: R.I.P. The Internet.

Young Turks: Five years after Sandy Hook massacre, less than nothing done on guns.

WaPo: Fact checker’s list of the biggest Pinocchios of 2017

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Going at the movies.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Predators, Thieves and Reality Stars:

• Stephen: Трамп attacks the mainstream “meadia”
• Kimmel on Alabama election
• Young Turks: USA Today’s epic takedown of the Dotard Трамп
• WaPo: Former “Apprentice” star Omarosa Manigault Newman to leave White House
• Samantha Bee: Get a load of this asshole—Zinke edition
• Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп Jr. botches Tweet, didn’t know his dad appointed FCC Commissioner who repealed net neutrality
• Stephen: Katy Tur on the greatest trick Трамп played on America
• Sam Seder: Trump’s judicial nominee has embarrassingly bad job interview
• Young Turks: Will Dotard Трамп pardon Michael Flynn?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Magazines blast the Dotard Трамп
• Mark Fiore: Dotard Трамп ends the war on Christmas
• Late Show: Meet the Vanquishers
• Maddow: TRMS Law School—What is a constitutional crisis?
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Silent Трамп.
• Stephen: Трамп called his sexual assault accuser the ‘C-word’:

• The Dotard Трамп is making Christmas great again
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп and the Republican war against FBI & Robert Mueller’s probe
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп recognizing Jerusalem as Israeli capital.
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The year of The Dotard.
• Jimmy Kimmel on net neutrality
• Seth Meyers: FCC Repeals net neutrality and Omarosa drama continues
• Stephen: Трамп’s most shameless Tweet of 2017?
• Maddow: Трамп administration distinguished by high-level departures
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп remixes ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
• Lawrence O’Donnel: “President Dotard Трамп’s lies, the definitive list”
• Sam Seder: Dotard Трамп is PISSED at Nikki Haley for siding with accusers.
• Young Turks: Omarosa escorted out of White House
• Farron Cousins: Трамп’s daily intel briefings are being dumbed down to avoid upsetting him
• Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand calls Трамп’s tweet a “sexist smear.”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп in Pensacola.
• Stephen: Omarosa got ‘You’re fired!’ again

How you can help Puerto Rico.

Young Turks: Robots hassling homeless people.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Farron Cousins: Republican Congressman who mocked sick people as immoral announces he has cancer

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The Alabama of the solar system.

Sweet Home Alabama:

• Conan: Trump crashes Obama’s Doug Jones robocall
• Late Show: The legend of Roy Moore:

• Francesca Fiorentini: How to be the perfect sexual assault victim
• Jimmy Kimmel: Roy Moore interviewed by 12-year-old girl
• David Pakman: Serial child sex abuser Roy Moore loses in ALABAMA!
• Conan: Roy Moore appeals to the Jewish community
• Sam Seder: Jake Tapper interviews the dumbest spokesperson ever!
• Farron Cousins: Watch the moment Doug Jones supporters found out he WON the election
• WaPo: Alabamians react to Doug Jones’s win
• Seth Meyers: A couple things, Kayla Moore
• Conan: Kayla Moore gets a do-over.
• Stephen: Roy Moore loves Putin just as much as Трамп
• Trevor: Black women save America from Roy Moore.
• WaPo: How Alabamians voted in the Senate election
• Jimmy Kimmel: Roy Moore’s defeat
• Stephen: Dang, that pedophile rode in on a horse?
• Late Night: Amber explains how Black women saved America from Roy Moore
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: How Roy Moore supporters defeated fake news
• Michael Brooks: Don’t forget, the GOP WANTED Roy Moore to win
• Jimmy Fallon and Yamaneika Saunders on how Black women helped stop Roy Moore.
• Stephen: God distances himself from Roy Moore
• Samantha Bee: No Moore!:

• Vice News: What Democrats can learn from Doug Jones’ Win
• Late Show: Who voted for Roy Moore
• Maddow: Weak President Трамп political clout further eroded by election losses
• Young Turks: How Doug Jones beat Roy Moore.
• WaPo: How Steve Bannon’s big bet on Roy Moore backfired
• Seth Meyers: Doug Jones wins in Alabama; Moore, Bannon and Трамп lose
• Stephen: Трамп walks back his Roy Moore endorsement

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The 12 Wars on Christmas.

Young Turks: The world’s creepiest Congressman resigns amid sexual harassment scandal.

Stephen: Tuck Buckford grills his CIA-Loving Google Home.

VOX: How the end of net neutrality could change the internet.

The G.O.P. Tax Scam on America:

• Farron Cousins: Republican Senators lock office doors, refuse to talk to constituents about tax bill
• Young Turks: Republicans finalize their “F*ck everyone who isn’t rich” tax bill
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Rich get richer in deficit-exploding GOP tax bill
• Trevor: The Treasury Department’s tax analysis doesn’t add up
• Young Turks: Will the tax bill break the G.O.P.

Jokes Seth can’t tell: Starbucks’ gay agenda, the lowest point in U.S. history.

VOX: The diet that helps fight climate change

James Cordon breaks down an insane 2017.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Will you be singing Sweet Home Alabama? Or will Alabama Get Away? Either way this is the place to discuss tonight’s Yellowhammer special election. If it ain’t (broadly) about this election, take that crap to the previous open thread.

I’ll be (*ahem*) Mobile on my way to Roanoke Park Place Tavern, and may post random observations and whatnot as the spirit moves me.

Here’s one for the geeks among us:

Moore's Law: Political insanity doubles every 18 months.

— Bob Cohn (@1bobcohn) December 12, 2017

The needle moved! NYT extrapolating model changes from "tie" to "Jones 0.5" with 2% of precincts reporting…

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) December 13, 2017

Roy Moore's horse Sassy breaks her silence pic.twitter.com/tRWqp3fyLn

— JDCrowe2 (@Crowetoons) December 12, 2017

Tweenie girls LOVE ponies!

— Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) December 12, 2017

So far, Doug Jones is holding his own in rural Alabama. Still extremely early. #ALSEN

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) December 13, 2017

5:56: AP has Moore leading for the first time, 7% reporting….

6:02: I wish Washington election results would trickle in like this. This “one ballot dump a night” business sucks!

6:05: With 16% precincts reporting, Moore’s lead has shrunk to +2%.

6:10: Now 21% reporting, Moore’s lead is up to +5%

I pray Roy Moore loses, but I am grateful the campaign kept him too
busy to apply for a mall Santa job this year.

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) December 12, 2017

6:20: 33% in, Moore up by 5%.

6:26: Now 40% in and Moore is still up by 5%.

Half the votes are counted. Moore leads by four. But the needle is not impressed. pic.twitter.com/GxuBjP4AAo

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) December 13, 2017

6:33: Yep…with 50% of precincts reporting, Moore’s lead over Jones has shrunk to 3%. Remember, bigger and more urban precincts usually report later….

Fmr McConnell chief of staff who often says what McConnell can’t: Thanks, Bannon “for showing us how to lose the reddest state in the union.” https://t.co/67cOT6ltVb

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) December 13, 2017

6:40: Moore’s lead is back up +7% with 62% in.

6:57: Now 75% reporting and Moore’s lead has shrunk to +3% (51% to 48%).

7:03: Now 77% and Moore’s lead shrinks to +2%.

7:06: And at 81%, Jones is down by -1%.

7:09: And with 85%, Jones is almost even with Moore at 49% each. Jones is still down about 5,000 votes out of a million and some votes.

7:13: NYT still has Jones winning with a 73% probability by a margin of 2.1%

7:15: And as I typed that, the NYT “needle” jumped giving Jones a probability of 84% and a final 2.7% margin.

7:19: AP has 86% of precincts and Moore’s lead is about 500 votes.

7:22: Now we have 88% reporting and Jones is up by 8,000 votes. The NYT web site has Jones probability of winning >95%.

Blue tide.

— michaelscherer (@michaelscherer) December 13, 2017

FOX calls it for Jones🙌🙌🙌👋👍👍👍👍 #AlabamaSenateElection

— Artemis (@artemis1954) December 13, 2017

@nytimes & @AP calling Jones the winner! Not Fake News! Wheee!

— Dr. John Fulwiler (@Doorcow) December 13, 2017

7:37: I love the fact that Jones’ margin of victory is LESS THAN the number of write-in votes. In so many ways, this qualifies as a STRANGE election!

Huh. I guess God hates child molesters.

— Darryl Holman (@Hominid_Views) December 13, 2017

7:52: If you are an Alabamian, child molestation is worse than being a Democrat. VERY SLIGHTLY WORSE!

It’s not easy to go 0-2 in the same race with two different candidates but @realDonaldTrump just pulled that off. He has Bannon to thank for that 2nd loss

— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) December 13, 2017

VOX: Why cities are full of uncomfortable benches.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The round-earth theory is Satan’s greatest lie.

Sam Seder: Sean Hannity freaks out over angry photos he had taken of himself.

The Dotard Трамп and His Co-Conspirators:

• Stephen: Rex Tillerson is rumored to have upset the moron
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Republicans rush to pass their radical tax plan
• WaPo Opinion: Flynn could have been charged with worse…and that should worry Трамп.
• Sam Seder and Cliff Schecter: Jared Kushner should be TERRIFIED of Michael Flynn’s guilty plea
• Late Show: Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz joins the “Трамп attacked me on Twitter” Hall Of Fame
• Jimmy Kimmel talks to new opioid czar Kellyanne Conway
• Trevor: The truth about Трамп’s “Pocahontas” slur
• The President Show: The President and the press need each other:

• WaPo Fact Check: Would the GOP tax debacle cost Трамп money?
• Mark Fiore: The Battle of Doughnuts
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Трампing Obama—The repeal of net neutrality
• Stephen: Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz points out that Трамп’s tax bill will hurt Puerto Rico
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп on tax breaks.
• David Pakman: The Dotard Трамп is now retweeting anti-Muslim videos
• James Cordon: Here’s the thing about Britain First…
• Young Turks: Трамп is furious over undocumented immigrant verdict
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Michael Flynn guilty plea means walls are closing in on the Dotard Трамп.
• Stephen: Трамп’s tax bill helps one man in particular
• WaPo: Will Трамп be a drag on Republicans running in 2018?
• Trevor: From the tax plan to Libya, everything goes back to Трамп
• The President Show: It’s not going to stop
• Francesca Fiorentini: The GOP’s newest efforts to destroy the world
• Maddow: Why did the Dotard Трамп ignore warnings about Michael Flynn?
• Farron Cousins: Трамп is showing clear signs of psychosis, psychiatrist warns
• Daily Show: The Mike Flynn “Lock Her Up” Yule Log
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing.
• Late Show: Melania Трамп Is Dreaming Of A Dark Christmas
• WaPo: A timeline of Трамп’s comments on Flynn.
• Trevor: A boss fight at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
• Late Show: Even Andrew Jackson was offended by The Dotard’s “Pocahontas” crack
• Seth Meyers: John Oliver is trying to educate Трамп through commercials on FAUX News

President Obama on the fight against AIDS.

VOX: The real reason American health care is so expensive.

The Opposition With Jordan Klepper: The globalist attack on Christmas.

Ben and Jerry’s cofounder: What the GOP tax scam sounds like:

Conan: Vir Das presents news from the rest of the world.

VOX: How Technicolor changed movies.

Roy Moore and Other Perpetrators of Sex Crimes:

• Stephen: Why Matt Lauer wasn’t on Today today
• Conan: Roy Moore’s new campaign ad
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jake Byrd at Roy Moore Rally in Alabama
• Young Turks: You’re funding this Congressman’s sexual harassment
• Farron Cousins: Roy Moore picked a fight with Jimmy Kimmel, and he lost BIG TIME
• Michael Brooks: Roy Moore blames socialists, LGBT for how much of a total creep he is
• Seth Meyer’s: Трамп stands by fellow child predator, Roy Moore, and pushes GOP tax plan
• Late Show: Yet Another Morning Show Ridden With Sexual Misconduct
• Jimmy Kimmel on his Twitter war with Roy Moore.
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Was Трамп’s “Access Hollywood” tape fake news?
• News is a flirty business if you work with Geraldo Rivera
• Young Turks: Трамп admitting to hanging out with a pedophile
• Seth Meyers: Matt Lauer sexual harassment allegations & Трамп’s unhinged Tweets
• Stephen: Geraldo Rivera, the lone Matt Lauer sympathizer

Jimmy Kimmel’s epic takedowns.

VOX: Building a border at 4,600 meters.

Samantha Bee: Full Frontal’s undercover sting:

Minute Physics: The black hole tipping point.

Late Show’s alter egos V.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: The GOP is toast according to the GOP.

Sarah Silverman raises awareness for autism & Puerto Rico.

ONN: Sebastian Moore investigates school vouchers.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Merry Clowns:

• James Corden: The week in Dotard Tweets.
• Stephen: LaVar Ball didn’t “give thanks” to Трамп
• Farron Cousins: As investigation closes in on Трамп, his lawyers struggle to keep him calm
• Young Turks: Трамп’s MAGA trolls prove they’re not only racists but also idiots
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп and “the nationalist’s delusion”
• VOX: How Трамп turned Sean Hannity into a conspiracy theorist:

• The President Show: The President’s Christmas album.
• David Pakman: Трамп staff keeps him happy with “delusional” good polls
• James Corden: Dotard Трамп is closing his charity before Christmas
• Vice News: Трамп’s JFK document dump fueled the conspiracy theory fire
• Sam Seder: Трамп appoints gerrymander Czar to top operational job at Census Bureau.
• Rachel Maddow: Dotard Трамп aims to boost GOP gerrymandering advantage with census pick
• Farron Cousins: Трамп voters admit they are embarrassed for voting for “baffling fool” Dotard
• Seth Meyers: Robert Mueller zeroes in on Jared Kushner
• Stephen: On elephants, Трамп has a change of heartlessness.

The military coup in Zimbabwe, explained.

VOX: What if we got rid of all road signs and traffic signals?

Jim Jefferies Show: Jim goes to a gun range.

Roy Moore Molested an Eight Grader and Other Creepy Stories:

• Stephen: Трамп on Roy Moore, “You have to listen to him”
• Moore accuser’s Today Show interview (annotated)
• Young Turks: The Dotard Трамп doubts Roy Moore accusers.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: New GOP sex scandal as Republicans grapple with Roy Moore
• Seth Meyers: Трамп supports an accuses sexual predator over almost everyone else
• Daily Show: Harassment on the Hill or how to avoid being a Congressional predator:

• Farron Cousins: Taxpayers foot the bill for sexual harassers in Congress
• Stephen: Senator Elizabeth Warren reacts to sexual harassment on Capitol Hill
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп “vented about” and “doubted” Roy Moore accusers
• Seth Meyers: Трамп backs Roy Moore; Charlie Rose fired for sexual harassment

Jimmy Dore: Ron Paul freaks out after Rand Paul is attacked!.

Michelle Wolf: Thoughts on men.

Adam ruins sell-by dates.

The G.O.P. Tax Scam on America:

• Farron Cousins: Millionaires and billionaires tell Congress that they really don’t need a tax cut
• Stephen: Senator Elizabeth Warren explains who benefits from the tax bill
• Fact checking Paul Ryan’s “Cindy”
• Farron Cousins: Congress throws teachers under the bus to cut taxes for the wealthy
• Not just a bad tax plan.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Reclaiming Black Friday.

Why the U.S. is fighting in Niger.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Last Week Tonight: Wax Presidents trailer.

Late Show: The DOJ’s Hillary Clinton announcement

VOX: Walking while black.

Full Frontal: What’s happening to Tangier Island?

WaPo: Race and incarceration in the U.S., by the numbers.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Alt-Diversity in the Courtroom.

The Dotard Трамп and His Nesting Dolls:

• Stephen: A Трамп-nominated judge has never tried a case
• Samantha Bee: Meet the Pences
• Late Show: Overheard on Трамп’s Asia trip
• James Corden: Трамп’s back from Asia and he’s thirsty
• Stephen: Kim Jong-Un hurt President Трамп’s ‘old’ feelings
• Farron Cousins: Democrats introduce articles of impeachment against the Dotard Трамп
• Mean Boys: Brotherhood of the traveling shirts
• Bill Maher: The Scrooge of our time
• Seth Meyers: The week in Трамп and Jr.
• Stephen: Трамп demands “thanks” from UCLA Basketball
• Daily Show: How Трамп has made China great again
• Bill Maher: Checking in on Jared
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп Jr. Wiki-slides into the DMs
• Late Show: White House Extreme Makeover
• Stephen has a drink for Трамп … or tries to
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jeff Sessions confused during Трамп Russia testimony
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: What motivates the Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: The very forgetful Attorney General
• Trevor: Трамп-Proofing America’s nukes:

• Inside the text messages between Dotard Трамп Jr. and WikiLeaks
• David Pakman: Трамп Tweets condolences for wrong mass shooting
• Farron Cousins: Treasury secretary and Bond villian wife pose with giant sheet of money
• Sam Seder: Трамп lifts elephant trophies ban for his douchebag son
• Dotard Трамп’s top five false or misleading claims
• Stephen: Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show)—Трамп is “a spectator President”

Adam ruins lab mice.

Matt Lieb: George Soros BIG secrets EXPOSED!!!!!!!!

VOX: The all-American fruit you’ve probably never heard of.

Trevor Noah: Even the keystone pipeline is exposing itself.

Tomi Lahren as an ’80s pop song.

Stephen: VP Joe Biden says Charlottesville was a turning point.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Roy Moore Molested a Middle School Girl And Other Rapey Observations:

• Jonathan Mann: Roy Moore is a pedophile
• Stephen: The bipartisan pastime of harassing women
• Young Turks: Roy Moore was banned from a mall.
• Bill Maher: Sweet home room Alabama.
• Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: Dotard Трамп attacked accusers, Al Franken apologized
• PsychoSuperMom: The sexual harassment prevention song:

• Daily Show: Alabama reacts to the Roy Moore accusations
• Young Turks: Sexual harassment in Congress is a ticking time bomb
• Rob Reiner and Jim Jefferies: Women have no recourse against sexual harassment
• Samantha Bee: We can all do better than Roy Moore
• Stephen: Roy Moore was banned from a mall and a YMCA
• Late Show: Satan distances himself from Roy Moore
• Is the Dotard Трамп Freaking High? Fact checking Трамп’s claim that Obama ‘never got to land’ in the Philippines,
• WaPo: Why Трамп ignores allegations against Moore and himself, but attacks Franken
• Chris Hayes: What about sexual misconduct allegations against Dotard Трамп?
• Jimmy Kimmel on Roy Moore
• David Pakman: RNC & every Senator EXCEPT Rand Paul pull out of Roy Moore
• Seth Meyers: Sexual harassment in Congress
• Trevor: Al Franken faces groping accusations & Roy Moore stays on defense
• Fake robo-call impersonating a Washington Post reporter made in Alabama
• Young Turks: Roy Moore got the most racist lawyer he could find
• Only Roy Moore could unite Stephen and Mitch McConnell
• Stephen: Roy Moore still has robots on his side

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: All Lives Friday—Serious deals for serious threats.

No wonder everyone hates Keurig.

Francesca Fiorentini: Newsbroke is skewed!

Colin Kaepernick visits Harlem for his GQ Men of the Year moment.

VOX: The environmental cost of free two-day shipping.

Randy Rainbow: Those were the good old days:

Late Show: Hannity made a chart.

ONN: How to talk to a family member about politics and that their jewelry business is a pyramid scheme.

Mental Floss: Twenty four facts about Koalas.

Bill Maher with Chelsea Handler: Women in office.

The G.O.P. Tax Scam Heist Reform:

• Full Frontal: Repealing the alternative minimum tax
• Mark Fiore: The tax reform plan of wonder.
• Robert Reich shuts down GOP tax plan trickle down theory
• Full Frontal: Lowering the tax rate for pass throughs
• Young Turks: CEOs admit they will pocket their tax cut
• Sam Seder: Sherrod Brown and Orrin Hatch THROW DOWN during Senate hearing.
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes on why the Republican tax cut doesn’t add up
• Full Frontal: Repeal of the estate tax
• Young Turks: Republicans try to sneak Obamacare repeal into tax plan

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Puerto Rico’s hurricane recovery—A 10 out of 10.

Jimmy Kimmel: Supreme Court Justice League.

Young Turks: Of course the Keystone Pipeline is spilling thousands of barrels of oil.

VOX: Why the rise of the robots won’t mean the end of work.

Stephen gets interviewed by the Russians.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Seth Meyers gives a shout-out to the Wounded Warrior Project.

Trevor: So much winning for the Dems

Francesca Fiorentini: How the GOP plans to make the rich richer again:

Jim Jefferies: Becoming the second billionaire, reality-star President.

ONN: How much credit does the sitting President deserve for the tides?

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Russophiles:

• Stephen: Bush 41 and Bush 43 keep it 100 on Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Seth’s message to New York voters
• Trevor: Трамп’s Asia Adventure
• Late Show: Pokémon battle—Cartoon Dotard Трамп Vs. Ash Ketchum
• Keith Olbermann: Трамп is lying about Russia
• Samantha Bee: Schneider-Man
• The Late Show annotated Трамп’s victory speech
• Jimmy Kimmel talks to Kellyanne Conway about Трамп Putin meeting
• WaPo: Untangling the web of Carter Page
• Conan and Stephen talk about the “Pee Pee tape” hotel room in Russia
• Adam Savage’s “Lie Smashers” takes on Трамп’s myths
• Young Turks: Former Трамп advisor Mike Flynn’s insane Turkish kidnapping plot
• Keith Olbermann: The Трамп voters who’ve had enough
• Seth Meyers: Трамп travels to Asia as Russia probe escalates
• Stephen: Ed Gillespie loses in Virginia… thanks to Don. Jr.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Supporting ТрампCare
• Stephen: Hire the woman who was fired for flipping off Трамп
• Daily Show: Carter Page has a tell
• Seth Meyers: Who is Sam Clovis?
• Late Night: Lawrence O’Donnell joins the “Трамп attacked me on Twitter” Hall of Fame
• Farron Cousins: Former NSA analyst says multiple foreign countries have Трамп sex tapes
• Rachel Maddow: Russian lawyer claims Donald Трамп Jr offered potential deal for Clinton dirt
• Jimmy Kimmel supports ТрампCare despite mixed reaction
• The many controversies of Betsy DeVos
• Stephen: Трамп’s Mar-A-Lago hires 70 foreign workers
• Trevor: China pulls out all the stops for Трамп
• Samantha Bee: Russian bots and trolls
• Seth Meyers: Republicans push their tax plan after election losses
• Late Show: ‘House Arrest’ starring Sean Astin as Paul Manafort
• Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley with a CMA version of “Before he Tweets”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп in South Korea
• Stephen: Трамп assures South Korea that he is very good
• PsychoSuperMom: The power of facts
• Late Show: Dot Dot Dot—A fond farewell…
• Francesca Fiorentini: Keep the Dotard on Twitter
• SNL: Weekend Update on Paul Manafort indictment
• Daily Show: 11 minutes without Трамп’s Twitter account
• Seth Meyers: Hillary Clinton is worried about Трамп’s government
• Keith Olbermann: Guess who celebrated election night with Трамп
• Late Show: Kim Jong-Un is ending things with Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel wants you to sign up for ТрампCare
• James Corden: Junior doesnt’ know when to vote, and Manafort wants out
• Stephen: Lawrence O’Donnell sees traces of George Wallace in Dotard Трамп

John Oliver: Economic development.

David Pakman: Obamacare signups set new record

GOP Tax winners and losers.

Vox: How to break the two-party system.

Jimmy Dore chats with Bill O’Reilly.

Moore Bad Shit Going Down:

• Sam Seder: Roy Moore’s political career may crumble as horrible sexual assault allegations emerge
• Young Turks: Roy Moore accused of molesting underage girl
• Lawrence O’Donnell: “I don’t recall” is not good enough
• WaPo: GOP Senators vomit in their mouths a little bit.
• Stephen: One more reason not to elect Roy Moore
• Young Turks: Alleged child molester, “I dated a lot of young ladies”
• Sam Seder and Cliff Schecter: Breitbart editor offers totally bizarre defense of Roy Moore
• Bill Maher: Year of the dog
• Roy Moore’s many comments on sex and morality

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Cracking down on voter fraud.

Roy Zimmerman: Thank for the support.

Fact checking the estate tax

Jeff Ross roasts the border.

WaPo: What does temporary protected status (TPS) mean?

Gunz in ‘Merica:

• Young Turks: What one in six mass shooters have in common…
• What you need to know about semi-automatic rifles like the AR-15
• Farron Cousins: Idiot Paul Ryan says praying after mass shootings actually works!
• Samantha Bee: Thoughts and prayers and literally anything:

• Seven things you should know before talking about guns
• David Pakman: Ted Cruz accidentally tells the truth about guns
• Samantha Bee: Close the boyfriend loophole!

Mark Fiore: Stealing is legal.

Seth Meyers and jokes he cannot tell with Hillary Clinton.

Slick Steves: Paul Manafort’s travel agent, shares his top tips!

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Donna Brazile—she’s with us.

Trevor: Saudi Arabia’s political purge.

Election 2017:

• Here’s what happened in Virginia’s 2017 election
• Seth Meyers: Democrats get their first big electoral wins of the Трамп Era
• Stephen: If everything is about Трамп, then so is losing elections
• WaPo: Racist, xenophobic fliers could not stop these candidates
• Young Turks: Gov. Paul LePage (R) will defy ballot measure and not expand Medicaid
• The Resistance wins!
• David Pakman: Dems win big across the country
• Nine talking points are repeated after every mass shooting
• James Corden: One year after the Dotard Трамп was elected.
• Seth Meyers: Hillary Clinton reacts to 2017’s election results
• Jonathan Mann: Socialism had a big win last night
• Ten election night firsts

VOX: Harassment is breaking Twitter’s free speech experiment.

The Late Show: The Justice Department can’t stand CNN.

Bill Maher and friends: Overtime chat.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Swing states are in danger

Adam ruins psychics.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

6:00: It is looking like a blue night….

6:03: Democrats take gubernatorial races in NJ and VA. The former reflects the least popular governor in American history. The latter follows from the least popular President in American history. Sure, NJ might have swung a bit from Trump, but Chris Christie pretty much hand delivered this race to the Democrats simply through sheer force of douchebaggery.

6:08: Wait for it…Republicans will accuse Twitter of swaying the elections by bumping up the character count to 280 JUST BEFORE THE ELECTION.

Confirmed Virginia House of Delegates Demoratic pickups so far: 2, 10, 12, 13, 21, 31, 32, 42, 50, 52, 67, 72
That's 12 seats
We're not done

— Fiddler (@cFidd) November 8, 2017

6:47: There is still some windbag on the teevee spewing sophomoric rhetoric and empty platitudes.

Medicaid expansion in Maine is up 54 to 46 in *rural* districts. Liberal Portland has not yet reported. This victory would be a massive signal.

— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) November 8, 2017

Almost everything reported in Charlotte, NC. Democrat Vi Lyles leads 58-42, will be first African American female Mayor. Dems only won Mayoral race by 6 points in 2013, 4 points in 2015.

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) November 8, 2017

A Black woman, a Latina woman, a trans woman and a socialist walk into the Virginia House of Delegates

…

something-something The Aristocrats! #ElectionDay

— 🎅🏿Imani Gandy🎅🏿 (@AngryBlackLady) November 8, 2017

A Black woman, a Latina woman, a trans woman and a socialist walk into the Virginia House of Delegates

…

something-something The Aristocrats! #ElectionDay

— 🎅🏿Imani Gandy🎅🏿 (@AngryBlackLady) November 8, 2017

7:07: This is big:

BREAKING: Maine votes YES on Question 2 to approve Medicaid expansion #mepolitics pic.twitter.com/x5Gm3SC65F

— WCSH 6 (@WCSH6) November 8, 2017

I’m so upset my election celebration was interrupted by the president reading S Korea’s Wikipedia page.

— John Legend (@johnlegend) November 8, 2017

8:10: Manka Dhingra leads in the 45th, 55.4% to 44.6%

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Jim Jefferies: Recruiting tomorrow’s satanists.

Full Frontal: This brilliant hack could bring down the administration.

Samantha Bee: The Matrix has you(r vote).

Trevor: Silicon Valley answers to Congress amid the Russia probe

Francesca Fiorentini: Top 3 moments in male fragility in 2017.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Enemies are everywhere.

Adam ruins detox cleanse.

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) has some questions for Facebook.

Dotard Трамп and His Merry Band of Liars and Thieves:

• Daily Show: The Dotard Трамп—A man of characters
• Keith Olbermann: Did Трамп spot the indictment’s most damning phrase?
• WaPo: The people that Dotard Трамп has called “animals”
• Roy Zimmerman: The Shady Bunch:

• Stephen: ‘Tis the season for treason—A very Mueller Christmas
• Rachel Maddow with Sen. Chuck Schumer: GOP tax bill stinks like a dead fish
• Samantha Bee: John Kelly is NOT the adult
• Jonathan Mann: Eleven minutes
• Sam Seder with Larry Murphy: It’s official—John Kelly is a total dick.
• VOX: The latest revelation that ties the Трамп campaign to Russia
• The President Show: The President meets himself
• Seth Meyers: GOP unveils tax plan, as Трамп lashes out after terror attack
• Conan on Трамп’s historic approval rating
• Stephen: Трамп’s name for his tax bill is so… Трампy
• Trevor Noah: How to politicize the Halloween NYC terror attack
• PsychoSuperMom: MeThinks the moron doth protest too much
• Stephen: The Papadopoulos Monologue-opoulos
• Dotard Jr.’s Halloween socialism lesson, according to the Internet

Full Frontal:

• It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 1
• It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 2
• It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 3
• It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 4
• Stephen: Bannon suggests Трамп defund Robert Mueller’s investigation
• Bill Maher: TMZ meets DMZ.
• Sam Seder: Paul Manafort calls in while under house arrest.
• Young Turks: Twitter employee deactivates Трамп’s account on last day
• Eric Schwartz: He Won (For #45):

• Daily Show: Unfollowed—Escaping Трамп’s Tweets
• Stephen explains socialism to Donald Jr. with Halloween candy
• Dotard Трамп and Paul Manafort: It’s all coming together
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—Is Eric Трамп being put up for adoption?
• Maddow: President Dotard Трамп frustrated by notion of independent justice
• Late Night: Amber’s minute of fury—John Kelly edition.
• Young Turks: Dotard Трамп thinks he is the only one who matters.
• The President Show: The President’s truck dream comes true
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Pay attention when Dotard Трамп says “believe me”
• Fact checking Dotard Трамп on the tax cut
• James Corden: Trump Jr. learned Halloween is pretty socialist
• David Pakman: Yep. A.G. Jeff Sessions lied under oath.
• Mark Fiore: Law & Oranger
• Jimmy Fallon: Alec Baldwin gives a reading of his parody Dotard Трамп memoir
• Sam Seder: Трамп RAGES on the Justice Department and Democrats before getting on plane to Asia
• Stephen: John Kelly thinks the Civil War was about ‘compromise’
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Shining the light on Трамп’s best intentions
• WaPo: Fact checking Трамп’s incomplete history of Schumer and the Diversity Visa Lottery Program
• Keith Olbermann: Is this the end… of Трамп’s sanity?:

• Seth Meyers: How the GOP is reacting to the Papadopoulos indictment
• Trevor Noah with Hillary Clinton: What happened, and what comes next?
• Late Show: Just say no to rugs, Paul Manafort

Samantha Bee: Close the boyfriend loophole.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Are you afraid of the left?

What is in the House G.O.P. tax bill?

John Oliver: Floods.

Young Turks: Republicans raising middle class taxes, slashing billionaires’.

Conan: Papa John’s new kneeling pizza.

VOX: The dollhouses of death that changed forensic science.

The mesmerizing art of Turkish marbling.

Samantha Bee: ThunderCub Ames Mayfield.

Francesca Fiorentini: This is the weirdest way to explain tax reform.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Powerful men are living in fear.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jim Jefferies: Drugs—Fun, but not always.

VOX: How Southern socialites rewrote Civil War history.

Republican tax plan: How the Koch brothers are robbing America.

Jimmy Kimmel: Pat Robertson hates Halloween

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Americanist vs. Globalist—Going toe-to-toe with Richard Branson

Samantha Bee: (Hot As) Hell House.

The Dotard Трамп and His Flock of Clowns:

• Stephen does a fake interview with the Dotard Трамп
• WaPo: The twists and turns of the Трамп–Corker feud
• Keith Olbermann: How Трамп manipulates America with Twitter
• James Corden: Dotard Трамп loves rice & a “standing O”
• The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Scott Pruitt, the manager the environment needs
• Seth Meyers: FAUX News showers Трамп with praise, and obsesses over Hillary
• Roy Zimmerman: “He’s Got Bone Spurs”:

• The President Show: The President Zone
• Young Turks: Трамп tax “reform” is coming for your 401(k)
• Stephen: Трамп feuds with Corker and Flake
• Trevor: General Kelly owes Representative Wilson an apology
• Maddow: Committee splits as President Dotard Трамп warrants scrutiny
• The Daily Show: Verified survivor—Seth Meyers
• WaPo: Six D.C. protests that have trolled Dotard Трамп
• David Pakman: Trump goes on golf junket as 5 Presidents raise money for hurricane victims
• Late Show: Halloween-themed Трамп merchandise
• Samantha Bee: Scott Pruitt vs. The World
• Sam Seder: Ben Carson is HUMILIATED & clueless about how many families his cuts will harm
• Seth Meyers: Checking in with Трамп superdonors Robert and Rebekah Mercer
• James Corden: We’ve found Melania Трамп’s body double
• Stephen: The Dotard takes credit for releasing the JFK files
• Keith Olbermann: Is Dotard Трамп paying hush money?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп thinks Republican Senators love him
• Rachel Maddow with Rep. Adam Schiff: Sometimes opposition research is true
• The President Show: The Muellerman
• The Daily Show: Verified survivor—Debbie Wasserman Schultz
• Stephen: Our President is an old man yelling on his lawn
• WaPo: Kelly lied about Wilson’s 2015 comments
• Seth Meyers: Трамп, Corker, Flake and the GOP civil war
• Conan: Трамп’s Senate “Love Fest”
• Stephen’s interview of Lou Dobb’s interview of Трамп
• Melania Трамп is an avid gardener:

• Stephen: Ivanka Трамп doesn’t understand words
• WaPo fact checks Scott Pruitt bullshit about the U.S. leading the world in C02 footprint reductions.
• A tale of two asshats: A brief history of Трамп and Cuban’s rivalry
• Trevor: The battle for the Republican party
• James Cordon: Dotard Трамп and Bob Corker’s “liddle'” feud.
• Late Show: No one says “stranger things” than Dotard Трамп
• David Pakman: Трамп won’t implement Russia sanctions as required by law
• WaPo: Fact checking the Dotard Трамп’s claims about fighting ISIS
• Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп claims to be a smart person.
• Stephen: Skeletons in the closet—Scott Pruitt
• Mark Fiore: Presidential condolence line
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп treated unfairly by FAUX News
• The Late Show fixes CNN’s apple ad
• Trevor: How Трамп is mishandling the the opioid crisis
• The Daily Show: Verified survivor—Kenya Barris
• Jimmy Kimmel interviews Melania Трамп’s body double
• Stephen: Трамп can’t get a deferment from McCain’s ‘bone spur’ burn

Stephen: What did President Bush whisper to President Obama?.

Minute Physics: Time travel in fiction rundown.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: You’re welcome, NRA.

Why did the NAACP issue a travel warning for American Airlines?

Minute Physics: Simpson’s paradox.

Creeps:

• Young Turks: Megyn Kelly complained to FAUX about Bill O’Reilly’s sexual harassment
• Stephen: The “harasser of the day” is George H. W. Bush
• Trevor: Mr. “Personal Responsibility” Bill O’Reilly plays the blame game
• Chris Hayes: Time for Bill O’Reilly to take some personal responsibility?
• Young Turks: O’Reilly blaming God now
• Stephen: God responds to Bill O’Reilly
• Seth Meyers: Megyn Kelly explains why she spoke out about Bill O’Reilly’s harassment
• Francesca Fiorentini: How absolute power makes men absolute creeps.
• Sam Seder: New Zealand ambassador Scott Brown admits he is a total creep.
• VOX: Nine facts about violence against women everyone should know
• Trevor: …wherever there are men
• Stephen: Gretchen Carlson sees a cultural shift on sexual harassment

Adam ruins moon landing conspiracy theories.

Obama’s baaack.

Samantha Bee: Natural disasters—The greatening:

VOX: It’s time to draw borders on the Arctic Ocean.

The Opposition: An inside look at Antifa.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The enemy is Amazon

Mental Floss: 29 facts about European royalty.

Robert Reich: Why I stand with the Dreamers:

VOX: What do the names of bodies of water mean?

Young Turks: Protesters drown out Nazi Richard Spencer.

Sam Seder: The one word argument against GOP tax cuts—“Kansas”.

Bill Maher: ShitStarter.

Sarah Silverman interviews an ex-Member of the Westboro Baptist Church

Adam Ruins Everything: Why taxes suck.

Immigrant prisons.

John Oliver: Equifax.

Fucking Moron Dotard Трамп (and Friends):

• ONN: How fake news led President Трамп to believe ‘Semi-Charmed Life’ was by Matchbox 20
• Trevor: Трамп offends the families of fallen troops
• Republican Tax Plan Game Show:How much does Jared Kushner get?
• Ari Melber: General John Kelly is now part of the White House fact problem
• Sam Seder: John Kelly disgraced himself so that Трамп can attack Gold Star mother
• Keith Olbermann: Why did Paul Manafort really need to get to Dotard Трамп?
• The President Show: The President’s fitness test
• Young Turks: John Kelly Lies To Cover For Трамп
• David Pakman: Voter suppression gave Wisconsin to Трамп
• Former Presidents denounce divisive, Trump-era politics
• Bill Maher: Salt in the wound
• Music remixing tutorial: Eminem vs. Трамп + National Anthem:

• Is Dotard Трамп a secret time traveler?
• Here is what we know about what happened in Niger
• Disaster victims can’t get enough of Dotard Трамп, says Dotard Трамп
• Young Turks: Shrub attacks Dotard Трамп
• Rachael Maddow: Dotard Трамп’s travel ban decision preceded US Niger exposure
• Sam Seder: Trolling Трамп–A mashup by Vic Berger
• SNL flashback: The apprentice halloween promo
• Keith Olbermann: Dotard Трамп is fucking crazy
• Fact Check: Have insurance companies gotten rich off of ObamaCare?
• Trevor: Dotard Трамп & Mitch McConnell’s public break-up
• The President Show: Friends wanted.
• Jim Jefferies: Congressman Ted Lieu , trolling the President

VOX: YouTube’s messy fight with its most extreme creators.

Now some good news on voting rights.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The Bunk-Her.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

PsychoSuperMom: Voodoo economics

Neutron star smash-up witnessed with light and gravitational waves.

Sarah Silverman: Sarah goes to Mineola, TX.

Conan chats with Sen. Al Franken (D-MN).

Jimmy Dore: Bill-O The Clown is outraged over LA ending Columbus Day.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Bipartisanship is an evil conspiracy

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

FOD: What your political bubble looks like from the other side.

Samantha Bee: Abortion, birth control & other unnecessary things

Jim Jefferies: The Hawaiian GOP’s civil war.

Sexual-Predator-and-Narcissist-in-Chief Dotard Трамп (and His Co-conspirators):

• Stephen goes one-on-one with “President Jump Shot”
• Jimmy Kimmel on twitter fight with Dotard Трамп Jr.
• Young Turks: Трамп doesn’t know what he’s President of
• Seth Meyers: Republicans think Трамп is unstable, Трамп attacks press freedom
• Stephen: Трамп doesn’t agree with “We The People”
• Chris Hayes: How President Dotard Трамп gets those great golf scores
• James Corden: Another report claims Трамп is losing it
• Roy Zimmerman: Like a Brick Thrown in Troubled Waters:

• Stephen’s interview of Hannity’s interview of Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп wants you to know he’s smart
• Tonight Show: Madea is Трамп’s new communications director
• The President Show: Presidential distraction photo op — veterans
• Jimmy Fallon: Pros and cons of Трамп’s space program
• Young Turks: The dotard forgets to sign executive order.
• Maddow: Lacking policy vision, Dotard Трамп attacks Barack Obama accomplishments
• James Corden: Eminem goes nuclear on the Dotard
• Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп, Harvey Weinstein, and systemic sexism
• Keith Olbermann: Is Mueller trying to stop Трамп from pardoning people?
• Late Show: Jon Stewart joins the “Трамп attacked me on Twitter” Hall of Fame
• Jimmy Kimmel’s plan to stop Трамп’s angry tweeting
• Cat fight: Ivana and Melania Трамп’s feud
• Jimmy Kimmel: Frank Sinatra’s ghost sings a song for Dotard Трамп:

• Eminem completely destroys Trump
• Late Show: Deleted scenes from Eminem’s Трамп diss
• James Corden: Senator Corker pops off on President Трамп
• Young Turks: Трамп is breaking ObamaCare all by himself
• Keith Olbermann: What Mike Pence’s cynical anthem stunt cost
• Seth Meyers gives his fans Eminem’s Трамп ultimatum
• Francesca Fiorentini: Why does the religious right worship fake Christian?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mike Pence’s bunny has a book deal
• Stephen: Трамп’s tax plan will help truckers….About 30 of them
• Maddow: Bad leadership turned Puerto Rico crisis into catastrophe
• WaPo: Eminem’s attack on Трамп isn’t his first presidential beef
• Randy Rainbow: DESPERATE CHEETO:

• Stephen found Трамп’s IQ test results
• Jimmy Fallon: White House adult day care center
• Young Turks: Jared Kushner is real estate’s biggest fail son
• Late Show: Before the storm, remembering “The calm”
• FOD: If Pixar made a DACA movie
• David Hawkings’ whiteboard:What’s the 25th amendment?
• Seth Meyers: Senator Cory Booker is very concerned about Трамп
• Sam Seder: Трамп gets mad at the news, and wants to take them off the air
• Melania’s great escape.
• Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп tortured teleprompter moments
• Liberal groups will weaponize Трамп’s birth control actions
• Stephen and Jon Stewart: grants Трамп’s request for equal time:

• Senators who have questioned Трамп’s temperament
• WaPo: What we know about Junior’s June 2016 Trump Tower meeting with a Russian lawyer
• Young Turks: Трамп’s feelings about executive orders…before he was President
• Stephen: Bob Corker gives Трамп a taste of his own medicine

SNL Weekend Update: Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Neil Gorsuch

Full Frontal: Finnish fake news.

Late Night: Amber responds to Mike Ditka

Slate: FAUX News claimed a “Sharia law court” is enforcing Islamic law in TX; I went to see it.

This is Jemele Hill

How granite counters took over American kitchens.

Gunz Fer ‘Merica:

• Seth Meyers: Senator Cory Booker wants to close gun sale loopholes
• FOD: The NRA is not to blame
• Weekend Update: The Las Vegas Shooting
• The Daily Show: Reassessing the same old debate on gun control
• Roll Call: 10 years of Congressional efforts on gun control

Incredible pumpkin carving.

Samantha Bee: A penis PSA.

The Daily Show takes on Chicago.

VOX: How tax breaks help the rich.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Dore: Bill-O-The-Clown says, “I was not fired!”

Trevor: How Russia is dividing America with real “fake news”

ONN: The 2020 Election Could Only Go These 500 Ways

Minute Physics: How to build a teleporter with aliens

John Oliver: Forensic science.

His Own Katrina, and Other Adventures of Dotard Трамп:

• Jimmy Dore: Трамп slams Puerto Rican Mayor from golf course
• Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп attacks the Mayor of San Juan
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп blames Puerto Rico for running up his budget
• Farron Cousins: Does Dotard Трамп even want to be President anymore?
• Jordan Klepper: Dotard Трамп’s hurricane Maria response.
• Late Show: A suicide pact within the Трамп administration
• PsychoSuperMom: (Puerto Rico’s In) America:

• Keith Olbermann: Трамп is not planning to rebuild Puerto Rico
• SNL: Weekend Update on hurricane Maria.
• Trevor: The first anniversary of pussygate.
• Samantha Bee: A primer on Puerto Rico
• Jimmy Dore: Трамп, “Puerto Rico surrounded by big water”
• Stephen: Did Rex Tillerson call Трамп a “moron” or a “fucking moron?”
• James Corden: Rex Tillerson totally called Трамп a moron
• Seth Meyers: Rex Tillerson called Трамп a moron
• Bill Maher: The worst responder
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп throws paper towels in Puerto Rico
• Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s Puerto Rico visit and the gun debate
• Jordan Klepper: The alternative media’s speedy pre-verified fact
• Jim Jefferies: Трамп responds to Puerto Rico
• Majority Report: Трамп tries to be cute by pronouncing ‘Puerto Rico’ in accent
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is a tornado of fake news
• The President Show: The President’s tone is somber
• Stephen: The triumvirate of stupidity—Tillerson, Mattis and Mnuchin
• Conan: Puerto Ricans respond to Трамп’s paper towel toss
• Jimmy Dore: Army General rips Трамп’s Puerto Rican response as racist
• Late Show: Things Rex Tillerson definitely DIDN’T Call Трамп
• Jimmy Dore and friends: Trump throws paper towels at Puerto Rican victims
• Keith Olbermann: The roots of Трамп’s prejudice
• SNL: The chaos president
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—What does Vice President Pence call sex?
• Sam Seder: Ivanka and Трамп Jr. were VERY close to being indicted for fraud
• Jimmy Kimmel: Rex Tillerson definitely called Dotard Трамп a moron
• Sen. Gustavo Rivera (NY-33) on the response in Puerto Rico
• Stephen: Puerto Rico deals with another storm, and Dotard Трамп has a Twitter-tantrum.

Fleshlette sculptures.

VOX: Why we still need courtroom sketch artists.

Young Turks: Hypocrite pro-lifer gets BUSTED

Jordan Klepper: Defending a man’s right to choose.

Jimmy Dore: Pro-life Republican caught urging mistress to have an abortion.

Trevor: “Pro-life” Congressman Tim Murphy aborts his career.

Rich Uncle Pennybags trolls Equifax hearing:

Mental Floss: Origins of alcohol brand names.

Ari Berman: Egregious gerrymandering.

Gunz in America:

• Jordan Klepper: Running away from the gun control debate
• How the gun lobby responds to mass shootings.
• Young Turks: Who gets the most money from the NRA?
• Jimmy Kimmel: It is NOT too soon
• VOX: The gun modification that made the Las Vegas shooting so deadly
• Mark Fiore: As time goes by.
• Francesca Fiorentini: NO TALKING ABOUT GUN CONTROL!!:

• Stephen: If now isn’t the time to talk about guns, when is?
• Trevor: FAUX News has a hard time processing the Las Vegas shooting
• WaPo: “President Trump, end this ‘American carnage’.”
• John Oliver: NRA
• Rep. John Lewis on Gun Control
• Stephen: A gun regulation analogy for all you stoners
• WaPo: what is a bump stock.

Samantha Bee: Health care—How to make a jacked up American quilt.

Young Turks: Buzzfeed exposes Breitbart’s Neo-Nazi roots.

Adam ruins the suburbs.

Jimmy Dore chats with Sen. Lindsey Graham about repeal.

Never stop.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Seth Meyers: Jordan Klepper riled his alt-right inspiration Alex Jones with The Opposition

Jordan Klepper: Meet the citizen journalists.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: What’s a filibuster?

Take a mental vacation by ignoring Puerto Rico.

Трамп and His Band of Dotards:

• Stephen: Трамп calls for an NFL boycott and then watches the NFL
• Trevor: When is the right time for Black people to protest?
• Late Show: NFL films tackles Dotard Трамп
• Jimmy Dore: NFL airs unity commercial in response to Трамп
• Bill Maher: New Rule–The Kremlin konnection:

• Samantha Bee’s Sport Roundup
• Jim Jefferies: Трамп wages war against protesting athletes
• Keith Olbermann: Dotard Трамп’s nine Russian scandals
• Stephen: NBA players are dunking all over Трамп
• James Cordon: Forget North Korea, the NFL is kneeling!
• Late Show: Time for Трамп NFL 2017!
• Members of Congress take a knee in support of NFL players
• Fact Check: President Трамп’s tax speech in Indianapolis
• Keith Olbermann: Трамп is destroying Puerto Rico
• Stephen: Трамп would help Puerto Rico if it weren’t for that “big ocean”
• Jimmy Dore: Here’s why Трамп is wrong on Colin Kaepernick
• Kimmel: Dotard Трамп freaks out over cost of White House fence
• Conan: Everyone Трамп alienated last weekend
• Donald Pup the Трамп pup goes to school
• The President Show: The President is extremely patriotic
• Stephen: Трамп’s tax plan only sets us back $2 trillion
• Samantha Bee: The Federalist Society is Трамп’s shit judge pipeline.
• Mark Fiore: Трамп sports network
• Keith Olbermann: How the Pittsburgh Penguins became Трамп’s political pawns
• Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks protesting athletes
• Late Show: “Lock her up” now applies to some Трамп officials
• Stephen becomes Steven Seagal
• Jimmy Dore: NFL Players Association powerful response to Трамп
• Trevor: The Трампs have committed all the crimes the Clintons were accused of.
• Stephen: Трамп’s NFL comments have everything to do with race
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about taxes, health care amid cabinet scandals
• The Late Show: The Emperor’s New Wall—a bedtime story:

• Jordan Klepper: Oppo-tips for taking football back
• PsychoSuperMom: Be kind to our protesting jocks
• Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s divisive NFL tweets and Puerto Rico neglect
• Kimmel: Jared Kushner is registered to vote as a woman
• Samantha Bee: Heckuva job Трампie, see you next Tuesday
• Bill Maher: Take a knee
• Seth Meyers: Hey! Puerto Rico
• Stephen: Puerto Rico, North Korea and the world’s most powerful toddler

VOX: Why 23 million Americans don’t have fast internet

Trevor bumps into President Obama.

The Opposition: Reviewing reviews with Kobi Libii.

The GOP’s Latest Attempt to Kill Americans:

• Roll Call: Seven years of Republican efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare
• Kimmel: Dotard Трамп won’t admit defeat on health care
• Jordan Klepper: Repeal and replace is dead… Or is it?
• Kimmel is grateful “health care” bill is dead.
• Jonathan Mann: He’s coming to take away your healthcare
• Stephen: Graham-Cassidy dies.

Roy Zimmerman: Dreamer:

Seth Meyers: Josh Earnest reflects on his tenure as President Obama’s press secretary.

The one big problem the GOP cannot shake.

Knee Shoes: The perfect solution to the NFL kneeling controversy

Francesca Fiorentini: Why corporations LOVE Puerto Rico’s tragedy.

VOX: How QWERTY conquered keyboards

Crazy-ass Shit in Alabama:

• Stephen: He pulled out a gun and won Alabama’s GOP primary
• Trevor: Alabama votes for Трампism without Трамп
• Kimmel: Dotard Трамп rants and raves in Alabama
• Stephen: Трамп, Moore and taxes.
• Seth Meyers: What Roy Moore and Dotard Трамп have in common

Jordan Klepper: Which numbers can be trusted?.

Trevor: It’s time to pay back Puerto Rico

Why trying to steal an ATM machine is a terrible idea.

Full Frontal: Wake up to Gabe Fleisher.

WaPo: Obama’s other speechwriter.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) tells Jimmy Kimmel whether it is more fun being a Senator or a comedian.

Stephen: The worst campaign ad of the 2018 mid-terms has arrived

Bill Maher: New rule, city mouse, country mouse.

Minute Physics: Solar panels made with a particle accelerator?!?

Dotard Трамп and Friends:

• Seth Meyers: Spicer speaks out, Mueller targets Manafort in Russia probe
• Stephen: Трамп’s UN speech advocates for both peace and nuclear war
• David Pakman: Трамп praises non-existent country of “Nambia”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп Tweets about North Korea & Hillary Clinton
• Trevor between the scenes: Трамп praises nonexistent country “Nambia”:

• Sam Seder: Трамп & Melania’s perfectly normal husband-wife handshake
• Keith Olbermann: Why Трамп is always (always!) the victim
• Late Show: Kim Jong-Un responds to Трамп’s ‘Rocket Man’ nickname
• James Corden: Here’s how to contribute to Dotard Трамп’s legal defense
• Trevor: Hurricane Mueller storms the Трамп administration
• Stephen: Stephen reacts to Трамп’s whining about ‘The worst ever’ Emmys
• Samantha Bee: General Kelly v. “Honorable” Omarosa
• Seth Meyers: Manafort, Rocket Man and the new GOP “health care” Bill
• Late Show: Oh the places you’ll go… in a private jet on taxpayer money
• Young Turks: Melania delivers anti-bullying speech…with zero sense of irony
• Conan reveals Трамп’s 2020 campaign slogan
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп Prepared to ‘totally destroy’ North Korea
• Stephen: Law & Order, Robert Mueller unit
• Mark Fiore: Suck it, U.N.!
• David Pakman: FAUX News DESTROYED for saying Трамп vindicated on Obama wiretap
• James Corden: North Korea has a comeback for President Трамп
• Farron Cousins: Melania Трамп gives anti-bullying speech, never mentions her husband’s horrible behavior
• Sam Seder: The UN isn’t laughing with Трамп. They’re laughing at the Dotard
• Trevor: A Трампian debut at the United Nations
• Samantha Bee: Freedomish of speech:

• Bill Maher: Dotard Трамп
• Farron Cousins: Трамп blocks cancer patient on Twitter after she criticizes healthcare bill
• PsychoSuperMom: Трамп’s not bipartisan, he’s bipolar
• Stephen deciphers Paul Manafort’s code word “black caviar”
• Conan: John Kelly looked uncomfortable during Трамп’s UN speech
• Jimmy Kimmel: The love language of Dotard & Melania Трамп
• Stephen: Stephen wants to make Nambia imaginary again

Seth Meyers: Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher?.

Adam ruins Mt. Rushmore.

VOX: The rise and fall of the American fallout shelter.

Hillary Clinton Won 3M Votes More Than Трамп:

• Stephen gives Hillary a ‘cheeky’ dossier of unused election night jokes
• Stephen: Hillary Clinton on what happened.
• Stephen: Hillary Clinton on Трамп’s U.N. “speech”

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Samantha Bee: Is there any hope for the left?

Mental Floss: 26 facts about libraries.

VOX: How American Gothic became iconic.

Repeat Offenders—Republicans are Trying To Kill Americans, Again:

• Stephen: Obama’s assessment of the Graham-Cassidy bill
• Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and Jimmy Kimmel talk health care.
• Michael Brooks: Cassidy wants healthcare states’ rights… Unless your state wants medicare for all.
• Seth Meyers: Republicans can’t defend their cruel Graham-Cassidy health care bill
• Dawn of the bill: Return of the killer healthcare plan
• Young Turks: John McCain reveals his Graham-Cassidy healthcare vote…
• Obama responds to health care repeal bill
• Jimmy Kimmel: Bill Cassidy’s “health care” bill:

• Jimmy Kimmel fights back against Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham and Chris Christie
• Jimmy Kimmel: Round 3 of Jimmy Kimmel’s health care battle
• Stephen: Ten things Chuck Grassley hates about the healthcare bill he’s voting for
• Lewis Black: Republicans don’t know what insurance is
• Young Turks: Polls show America HATES Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill

Dom Joy: 50 state word association .

Stephen: A very Ted Cruz porno.

Farron Cousins: Republican politicians launch their own fake news website to spread propaganda.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.