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Hasan Minaj and AOC discuss the Green New Deal

Stephen and Jon: Joe Biden, humbled by grief, may be the leader America needs right now

ТрампPlague:

• Stephen: Трамп stoked a culture war over masks that put everyone at risk…even the Secret Service
• Bruce W. Nelson: The woodtick song (inspired by Mike Pence)
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп delivers Arizona church rally
• Trevor: U.S. hits all-time high in coronavirus cases
• Bill Maher: Live free or die hard
• Lauren Mayer: Empty chairs at empty eallies
• Jonathan Mann: Please wear a mask
• The Late Show: Jesus wants nothing to do with Mike Pence’s policies
• John Oliver: Coronavirus VIII—Prisons and jails
• Reflect: Трамп threatens rule of law by firing New York District Attorney Geoffrey Berman
• Stephen: Трамп’s risky rally tour touches down in covid hotspot Arizona as cases spike in 29 states
• Jimmy Fallon: Mike Pence refuses to wear mask at coronavirus briefing
• Seth Meyers: Trump amps up the racism because he’s failed at everything else
• Trevor: Трамп’s Tulsa rally flop
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп DESTROYS Brad Parscale and Ron DeSantis (LEAKED CALL)
• The Late Show: Rep. Louie Gohmert gets douchebusted
• Samantha Bee: Black trans lives matter
• Samantha Bee: Violence against trans women of color
• James Corden: Trump takes Tulsa, dominates drinking water
• Stephen: As Arizona covid cases spike, Трамп delivers speech to packed crowd of maskless student supporters
• Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie has cure for COVID-19!
• The Late Show: Oklahoma! Where the crowd turnout was really lame:

• Stephen: Трамп does an epic walk of shame after TikTok users and K-Pop fans troll his Tulsa rally
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп meets the President of Poland
• Sarah Cooper: How to empty seat
• Courtney Jaye: Boogie on Down to the Rally (Pt. 1)
• Courtney Jaye: Boogie on Down to the Rally (Pt. 2)
• Robert Reich: America is not exceptional
• The Late Show: Michael Bolton sings John Bolton’s book
• Bruce W. Nelson: Empty Seats, empty heart, empty head
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп furious over lack of turnout at Tulsa rally
• The Late Show: Time for “Answer Plinko” with The Dotard
• Stephen and Jon: Let’s Address The President As #SwampyDon
• The Daily Show: The Dotard Трамп—Never not joking
• Courtney Jaye: The Ballad of Billy Barr
• Bruce W. Nelson: Tulsa
• Stephen: Melania Трамп rates The Dotard’s performance at his Tulsa rally debacle
• The Late Show: The Dotard’s post-rally walk of shame
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Tulsa rally was a flop
• John Di Domenico: Трамп RANTS about his Tulsa Rally in his Father’s Day Message
• Sarah Cooper: How to second term
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes after KPOP fans
• Stephen and Jon: Advice from 1918 and thoughts on Трамп’s handling of the coronavirus

Hasan Minhaj: We’re doing elections wrong

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Black Lives Matter:

• Trevor: Axed Statues and NASCAR racism
• Mark Fiore: Preserve the racist statues
• AJ+: Can Black voters swing the 2020 election?
• Trevor and Jon talk Confederate Statues, COVID-19 & “Irresistible”
• Vox: Why America’s police look like soldiers
• The Late Show: A message from Mrs. Butterworth
• Roy Zimmerman: DWB (Driving While Black):

• The Chicks: #MARCHMARCH
• Trevor: Noose in Bubba Wallace’s garage was not a hate crime
• The New York Times: Philadelphia police violated their own guidelines, here’s how
• Vox: What “defund the police” really means
• Hasan Minaj and Keith Ellison on justice for George Floyd
• Trevor: Bubba Wallace on the noose incident & bringing BLM into NASCAR

WaPo: House passes bill to make D.C. the 51st state.

Samantha Bee: Tarana Burke on the connection between police brutality and sexual violence

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: The Republican campaign of voter suppression, Pt. 1.

Samantha Bee: The Republican campaign of voter suppression, Pt. 2.

Robert Reich: Seven ways 2020 has exposed America

SCOTUS Surprises:

• Roll Call: “I cried tears of joy”—Democratic leaders react to DACA decision
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп complains about DACA and Tulsa!
• Trevor: Supreme Court outlaws LGBTQ workplace discrimination
• Now This: What the Supreme Court’s DACA ruling means
• Roll Call: Will the Supreme Court’s landmark LGBTQ decision impact health care discrimination rules?
• Seth Meyers: Supreme Court rules on LGBTQ rights, police reform gains steam
• Trevor: SCOTUS protects dreamers

The Daily Show: FAUX News’s law & order experts

Bruce W. Nelson: I know a wrestling coach who’ll kick your butt (a Ted Cruz song).

ТрампPlague:

• Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders is doing everything to prevent Трамп’s reelection
• Bruce W. Nelson: The immutable, unsuitable Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Kimberly Jones speaking out about Black experiences in America
• The Late Show: Watch your step, Mr. Pres’nit
• Foundation Singers: “Stay home Oklahoma” with Oklahoman Brad Pitt:

• Sarah Cooper: How to more cases than anybody in the world
• Hasan Minhaj: In coronavirus world, is college still worth it?
• John Di Domenico: Трамп wishes himself happy birthday, because NO ONE can do it better
• Stephen: Трамп’s bone spurs act up at West Point, denying the President a graceful exit
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трампiversary, Paw Patrol outrage and Pence sells RVs!
• Vox: Why all Americans should honor Juneteenth
• The Late Show: Sneak peek at Mary L. Трамп’s tell-all book
• Bill Maher: America strong
• Lars Nelson and Bruce W. Nelson: Donnie don’t care about Tulsa
• John Di Domenico: Трамп’s ramp rant tweet verbatim
• Trevor: Bolton book bombshells—Трамп is corrupt and weird as fuck
• Seth Meyers: Bolton tries to cash in with Трамп Book
• Mark Fiore: MAGAmmunity
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп rally in Tulsa
• Stephen: Leaked excerpts from Bolton’s book detail Трамп’s pattern of corruption and obstruction
• The Late Show: The Dotard competes in the 2020 West Point Ramp Stakes
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп struggles at West Point and celebrates 74th birthday
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s coronavirus cover-up and Bolton’s tell-all book
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп’s West Point water hazard
• Now This: Joe Biden slams Трамп’s coronavirus response as deaths exceed WWI
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп is trying to block the publication of John Bolton’s tell-all book
• Stephen: Трамп can’t spin his choice of Juneteenth for Tulsa rally, pushes it back a day
• John Di Domenico: Трамп announces the theme for Tulsa rally
• The Late Show: John Bolton’s mustache thanks Трамп for making him rich
• Lauren Mayer: It takes a woman
• Courtney Jaye: Happy Obama day to you:

  happy @BarackObama day, president bunker boy @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/lNDTs2lXzn

  — Courtney Jaye (@TropicaliJaye) June 14, 2020

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fends off tell-all books, supporters fend off masks
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп addresses the West Point ramp with Scott Pelley of 60 Minutes
• Lars Nelson and Bruce W. Nelson: Thrilled to death
• The Daily Show: Gun masks—The only mask that’s also a gun

Trevor: Stacey Abrams—“Our time is now” and ending voter suppression.

Black Lives Matter:

• Trevor: Трамп signs police reform while praising the police
• The Daily Show: 9-1-1 for White people emergencies
• Now This: Why COVID-19 hits Black and Latinx communities hardest
• Bill Maher with Malcolm Nance and Andrew Sullivan: What monuments should we tear down?
• Stephen: Трамп’s tiny police reform order doesn’t honor his pledge to families of police shooting victims
• Trevor: Why did Rayshard Brooks have to lose his life?
• Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders Wants police officers to be held accountable for their actions
• Now This: What “defund the police” really means
• The Daily Show: A guide for White people Supporting Black lives matter
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп issues police reform executive order
• Trevor: Civilian militias, Black band-aids & the NFL’s apology
• Now This: Myths about Confederate monuments
• Susan Rice: Susan Rice’s advice for Joe Biden.
• The Daily Show: What is Juneteenth? Dulcé Sloan explains
• Late Night: Amber Ruffin answers frequently asked Juneteenth questions

Full Frontal: Meet reference man.

Foundation Singers: “Farewell far-right!” Hannity and Murdoch meet Billy Joel:

John Oliver: Facial recognition.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Robert Reich: Who’s really looting America?

ТрампPlague:

• Courtney Jaye: Babygate
• Bruce W. Nelson: Cows, Fences and The Dotard Трамп
• The Late Show: Ghosts of Confederate soldiers have new military base name ideas for Трамп
• Bill Maher: New Rule—Democracy’s safe word
• Bruce W. Nelson: Put your mask on!
• Trevor: Coronavirus is on the upswing
• Lars von Retriever: MetalTrump–Dig (Mudvayne)
• Bruce W. Nelson: Bunker Room
• Lauren Mayer: Ivanka is the new Karen:

• Courtney Jaye: STFU, Ivanka
• The Late Show: Platitudes generator can’t handle Ivanka Trump’s commencement speech
• Bruce W. Nelson: Babygate!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп defends the Confederacy, complains about polls
• Robert Reich: The deadly FAUX News-Трамп syndicate
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s back out, COVID sex guidelines & NASCAR flag ban
• Courtney Jaye: Fuck this fucking president
• Bruce W. Nelson: Bunker fevor

Courtney Jaye: FAUX News is the devil

The Night the Lights Went Out on Georgia’s Voters:

• Stephen: Voter suppression plagues Georgia’s primary
• Trevor: Georgia’s disastrous primary
• The Late Show: Think you can get past Georgia’s voter suppression boss?

Trevor: Joe Biden on healing the country and acknowledging weaknesses

Black Lives Matter:

• Stephen: Jon Batiste on leading a musical march for justice
• Trevor: Confederate symbols are coming down
• Jonathan Mann: Jackboot
• Samantha Bee: America’s long-standing tradition of police brutality
• Daily Show: FAUX News is suddenly anti-protest
• The Late Show: A special message from Antifa
• Randy Rainbow: The Bunker Boy:

• Seth Meyers: Trump sinks in polls as protesters call to defund the police
• Trevor: Трамп doubles down and Democrats respond to protests
• Stephen: Megan Rapinoe’s parents taught her that you need to help people, period.
• Courtney Jaye: Bunker Boy
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and the police lash out at the Black Lives Matter protests
• Trevor: Joe Biden on reforming the police
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s “Army,” Mitt Romney marches & Americans come together
• Stephen: Emmanuel Acho—Being anti-racist means calling out racism wherever you see it
• Jonathan Mann: The Capitol Hill autonomous zone
• John Oliver: Police
• Sarah Cooper: How to bunker
• Trevor: Cops meet police brutality protests with more police brutality
• Stephen: Trump openly insults Black Americans by scheduling MAGA rally on Juneteenth in Tulsa, OK
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tweets conspiracy theory & cousin Micki’s words of hope
• The USA Singers: The Ballad of George Floyd:

• Samantha Bee: It’s time to defund the Police
• Trevor: America protests police brutality and systemic racism
• The Late Show: Beware…The elderly Antifa!
• Mark Fiore: Defunding everything but the police
• Stephen: Calls to defund the police intensify while Трамп attacks Buffalo man assaulted by the cops
• Trevor: What should we do about police unions?

Hasan Minhaj: The news industry is being destroyed

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Trevor: A look back at the legacy of stop-and-frisk in New York City.

ТрампPlague:

• John Oliver: Voting by mail
• The Late Show: Melania needs a new smile machine
• Now This: Trump waives environmental protection regulations
• Bruce W. Nelson: The legend of slimy Don and the wreck of the ship “America”
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп has a new doctor for America
• The Late Show: New Jersey makes a bid for Трамп’s relocated convention
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks Mattis and builds White House fence
• Bill Maher with Rosa Brooks and Michael Steele: Blood in the streets next November?
• Vox: Why Covid-19 is more AND less deadly than we knew
• Sarah Cooper: Трамп on how to bible
• John Di Domenico: Трамп demands voter fraud, ballot harvesting & children be OUTLAWED!
• Bruce W. Nelson: If Трамп were a ship he would be the Titantic
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп responds to Obama’s speech

The Daily Show: Eight times America surprised Trevor.

The Dotard Fiddled While America Burned:

• Seth Meyers: Mattis Denounces Трамп, Cotton calls for deploying troops against protests
• Late Night: Pained historical comparison cowboy
• Conan: Van Jones on George Floyd, police brutality, & what comes next
• Bill Maher: Is America great enough for you yet?
• NY Times: We’re sick and tired—Voices From Minneapolis protests
• The Late Show: The gospel according to Don
• College Humor: Tide CEO says soap isn’t medicine
• Late Night: Amber Ruffin’s experience with the police—Skipping in Chicago
• Now This: Michigan Sheriff joins protesters marching for George Floyd
• James Corden: Malcolm Corden teaches Трамп how to hold the bible
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп promises to dominate Jesus Christ
• Foundation Singers: HELL! Трамп, George Floyd & protesters:

• Stephen: After days of unrest, America needs moral leadership. Instead, we have The Dotard Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on protests, Трамп’s bible photo op & white privilege
• Seth Meyers: Michael Che talks about the Black Lives Matter protests
• Hasan Minhaj: How coronavirus broke America
• Conan: Statement on the killing of George Floyd
• Stephen: Trump sics military on peaceful protesters and clergy to make way for bible photo op
• The Late Show: God photo-bombs Трамп
• Late Night: Amber Ruffin’s experience with the police—When I tell you to stop, you stop
• WaPo: Here’s how to identify law enforcement officers and National Guard units
• The Daily Show: Experience the upheaval of the 1960’s all over again
• Bruce W. Nelson: Bunker bitch
• Stephen: America’s citizens will not be silenced by government intimidation
• James Corden and Reggie Watts: It’s time for change in the US
• Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens to deploy military in response to protests
• Lauren Mayer: I’m a Jew (but I know that ain’t Christian), bible photo-op edition:

• Jonathan Mann: I am anti fascist and the President says i’m a terrorist
• Jimmy Kimmel: Trump fumes over bunker & bible photo op
• Stephen: Chris Hayes—Трамп’s “Enemy of the people” rhetoric has put the press in danger
• Conan: W. Kamau Bell on #BlackLivesMatter & the importance of showing your work
• Late Night: Amber Ruffin’s experience with the police—Driving as a teen
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard finally addresses the protests
• Stephen: Sen. Cory Booker talks race, empathy, and his legislation to stop abuses of power by law enforcement
• Mark Fiore: Operation Photo Op
• Jimmy Kimmel: Wanda Sykes on Black Lives Matter, quarantine with her twins & Twitter feud with Scott Baio
• The Late Show: Трамп’s speech has RoboCop thinking about a career change
• J-L Cauvin: Bunker Трамп addresses the nation
• Stephen: Chris Hayes—You couldn’t find a worst person for this moment
• Late Night: Amber Ruffin’s experience with the police—It’s a new day
• Jimmy Kimmel: Shaquille O’Neal on George Floyd, discrimination & talking to his sons
• Hasan Minhaj: We cannot stay silent about George Floyd:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s deranged response to the George Floyd protests
• Jonathan Mann: Did you hear what happened in Boston
• Stephen: Shockingly brutal police tactics deployed nationwide as protests unite Americans of all backgrounds
• Bill Maher: The blue wall of silence
• WaPo editorial: The rot in policing has spread beyond just ‘a few bad apples’
• The Late Show: GOP Senators speak out after Трамп gasses U.S. citizens
• Vox: Protests aren’t what they look like on TV
• James Corden: Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses civil unrest across America
• Trevor breaks down reparations & white privilege
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп has the strongest sympathy
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп and his bunker, and the Devil and Hell
• Stephen: Dictator fanboy Трамп gets his wish as military vehicles roll down the streets of Washington
• Late Night: Amber’s minute of fury—Police violence against peaceful protestors

Wyatt Cenac: Segregation problems and school integration

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Lauren Mayer: “One Plate at a Time”.

Bill Maher: All bets are off

ТрампPlague:

• The Daily Show: 100,000 accomplished
• Trevor: A Costco face mask showdown
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп wants essential churches open!
• Vox: How coronavirus spreads outdoors vs. indoors
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard wants to SHUT DOWN Twitter
• Michael Kosta meets the Grim Reaper
• Bruce W. Nelson: “Trumps” (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
• Barack Obama: “Pissed Away”:

• Daily Show: Трамп’s totally not weird way of standing
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп Tuesdays #5
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп blames Obama in song
• Late Night storytime: Трамп family quarantine
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп golfs & pool parties in the Ozarks
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп fights voting by mail fraud and masks
• Mother Jones: The racist history behind Трамп’s violent tweet
• Full Frontal: The Pandemic Diaries
• Mark Fiore: Human capital stock
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard trashes his supporters in leaked phone call
• Bruce W. Nelson: Ignore the experts, and listen to Трамп’s gut
• Daily Show: Microsoft Excel—Coronavirus Edition
• David Crosby: “What are their names”
• Red State Update: CHLOROQUINE (Parody of John Deere Green):

• Hasan Minhaj: Kamala Harris discusses COVID-19 and the election
• Roy Wood Jr.: Tired of wearing a mask? Leo Deblin has the solution
• Vox: What Bill Gates hopes we learn from coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: Donald Trump vaccine (available to Americans, November 3, 2020)
• J-L Cauvin: Happy Memorial Day from The Dotard
• AJ+: A tale of two pandemics
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Twitter feud with Twitter
• Trevor: Animals in the time of coronavirus

Now This: Michelle Obama surprises students engaged in voter registration.

Hasan Minhaj: The legal marijuana industry is rigged

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Black Lives Matter:

• Now This: Former V.P. Joe Biden remarks on the killing of George Floyd
• Trevor: George Floyd, Minneapolis protests, Ahmaud Arbery & Amy Cooper
• Now This: CNN reporter and crew arrested live on-air in Minneapolis
• Vice News: Anti-police brutality protests are going national even in a pandemic
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel on George Floyd, riots in Minneapolis & Трамп’s violent stupidity.
• Now This: Minnesota AG Keith Ellison responds to the killing

Robert Reich: Robert Reich’s advice to the Class of 2020.

Vice News: Navajo Nation may finally get a better shot at voting in the presidential election

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Lauren Mayer: It’s not nice to screw Mother Nature.

Stephen chats with Joe Biden, Part I.

Stephen chats with Joe Biden, Part II.

Hasan Minhaj: What happens if you can’t pay rent?

Roll Call: Doggy doo, rucksacks and Starbucks—Congressional hits and misses of the week.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Catty Kombat final round—The Dotard Трамп vs. Nancy Pelosi
• Seth Meyers: Trump attacks vote-by-mail, refuses to wear a mask
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп appoints James Woods to his cabinet!
• Bruce W. Nelson: Obamagate (the song)
• Robert Reich: A tale of two pandemics
• The New Yorker: The rise of Sheriffs opposing lockdown
• Jaboukie Young White: Rich people in the time of corona
• Stephen: Muzzled By Трамп, the CDC releases watered down guidelines for reopening
• Randy Rainbow: DISTRACTION!:

• Trevor: Top 20 quarantine tips
• John Di Domenico: Трамп meets with top religious leaders demands churches open now!
• Sarah Cooper: How to hydroxychloroquine
• The Late Show: Trump’s miracle drug—side effects may vary
• SNL: Dr. Birx Ad
• Trevor: Why are we still having the mask debate?
• J-L Cauvin: Donald Trump reviews Joe Biden on The Breakfast Club
• Stephen: Our positively negative President says “We’ll put out the fires” of any second waves of infection
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hail to our Hydroxychloro Queen!
• Jimmy Kimmel with another quarantine monologue
• The Late Show: Mike Pompeo’s aide mixes up his errands
• Jordan Klepper: Standing up for the anti-anti-lockdown movement
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’s taking hydroxychloroquine
• J-L Cauvin: Trump Tuesdays—Episode 4
• Trevor with Madeleine Albright: Diplomacy during coronavirus
• Bill Maher: Entrance strategy
• The Late Show: We know why Mike Pompeo wanted the Inspector General fired
• Bruce W. Nelson: Something great’s going to happen:

• The Daily Show: FAUX News doesn’t think this man is fit to e President
• Mark Fiore: MAGA Masks!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is “Man of the Year” & “King of Ventilators”
• Stephen: Трамп fires State Dept. IG to protect Mike Pompeo & reveals he’s taking hydroxychloroquine
• The Late Show: Human-cow hybrids may provide the cure to COVID-19
• Trevor: The Mike Pompeo scandal & Трамп’s tantrum over mail-in ballots
• Seth Meyers: Obama speaks out about Трамп’s coronavirus failures
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп congratulates his law school daughter
• John Di Domenico: “Testing is OVERRATED and not needed!”
• The Late Show: Трамп calls Obama incompetent & falls down a manhole
• The Second City PSA: It’s Okay
• Trevor: Vaccine updates and Трамп fires another inspector general
• Jimmy Kimmel: Does Трамп have a death wish?
• Nancy Pelosi on unapproved drugs and Трамп’s “weight group”
• Bruce W. Nelson: Amazing medical tips from Трамп
• The Foundation Singers: “Like a Kidney Stone”:

• The Late Show: Mike Pompeo’s aide mixes up his errands
• WaPo: COVID-19 myths debunked by Congressional Candidate Qasim Rashid
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп delivers commencement speech for class of 2020
• Stephen: Трамп claps back after Pelosi says the “morbidly obese” President shouldn’t take hydroxychloroquine
• Dr. Seema Yasmin: Doctor explains how fast a COVID-19 vaccine could be created
• Vox: One reason why coronavirus hits black people the hardest
• Trevor: Трамп takes hydroxychloroquine
• Jon Oliver: Coronavirus VII—Sports
• Bruce W. Nelson: He’s Just a Victim (No one’s suffered like The Dotard Трамп)
• The Late Show: GOP recruits pro-Трамп doctors to support reopening push

Bill Maher: New Rule—Prime boss.

Winlar: Strip mall zoo.

Jonathan Mann: Climb the rope! Thanks, China (Ben Sasse Commencment remix).

Trevor: President Obama speaks to the Class of 2020.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: RoboSam and the rise of telemedicine.

The Daily Show: A message for the graduation class of 2020.

John Oliver: USPS.

Jonathan Mann: You chose Alex Jones.

Vox: Why beef is the worst food for the climate.

TрампPlague:

• The Daily Show: Desi Lydic calls Aunt Jeanine
• Stephen: Tрамп insists we’ve “prevailed” as Dr. Fauci refuses to sugarcoat his coronavirus outlook
• Reflect: Tрамп shows off bio-hazard binder to trick Americans into thinking he knew what he was doing
• J-L Cauvin: Tрамп Tuesday, Episode 2
• Seth Meyers: Whistleblower Rick Bright’s damning testimony on Tрамп’s COVID-19 failures
• SNL Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on coronavirus lockdown protests
• Trevor: FBI seizes Senator’s phone & Wisconsin Supreme Court overturns lockdown
• Samantha Bee: How coronavirus is starving the nation, Pt. 1
• Samantha Bee: How coronavirus is starving the nation, Pt. 2
• Now This: Dr. Fauci warns Senators against reopening states prematurely
• The Late Show: Ted Cruz’s hairs seek deliverance from his head
• Jimmy Kimmel with a quarantine monologue
• Stephen: Tрамп throws shade at Dr. Rick Bright as the whistleblower warns congress of dark days ahead
• Mark Fiore: Open for business
• The Atlantic: Tрамп: A study in leadership
• Founders Sing: Barr on the run:

• The Daily Show: Rand Paul’s tie slaps some sense into him
• Seth Meyers: Trump goes off the rails on Twitter and FAUX News
• Trevor: What the fuck is “Obamagate”?
• Ummmm…Tрамп baby
• Stephen: Jake Tapper on Michael Flynn and norm erosion
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Tрамп DESTROYS 60 Minutes
• The Late Show: Superhero wants “Obamagate” crime specifics
• Now This: Whistleblower of coronavirus tried to warn the Tрамп administration
• Late Night antibody PSA
• Bruce W. Nelson: A salute to angry Tрамп followers
• The Daily Show: Tрамп’s coronavirus response timeline
• SNL Weekend Update: Trump’s valet tests positive for coronavirus
• Trevor and Desi Lydic: Seriously, what is Obamagate?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Fauci testifies & Tрамп pushes Obamagate
• Stephen: Tрамп’s Rose Garden hissy fit, plus the dumbest thing The Dotard has ever said
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Tрамп wants to get to 401K
• The Late Show: Tрамп will be right here waiting for you
• Robert Reich: The real reason Tрамп wants to reopen the economy
• Sarah Cooper: More cases than anybody in the world
• Seth Meyers: PPP and small businesses
• SNL: Tрамп graduation speech
• Trevor: White House coronavirus outbreak
• Stephen: Jake Tapper on Tрамп’s downplaying of the coronavirus
• Lars von Retriever: MetalTrump…and justice for all
• Jimmy Kimmel: Tрамп & FAUX News vs Fauci and no more pants
• The Daily Show game: What was Tрамп asked about?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Weak men fear strong women
• Lauren Mayer: The angry old man:

• J-L Cauvin: Tрамп Tuesday, Episode 3
• Vox: Dr. Anthony Fauci, explained
• The Late Show: Tрамп crashes the Supreme Court’s oral arguments teleconference
• Full Frontal: Reimagining the nation post-pandemic
• Trevor: The latest in coronavirus science
• Stephen: Republicans are sick of Dr. Fauci reminding them of how many people could get sick
• Now This: Dr. Fauci claps back at Sen. Rand Paul for suggesting schools reopen
• John Di Domenico: Missing uplifting Tрамп speech Americans want
• Seth Meyers: Tрамп and FAUX try to distract from coronavirus with “Obamagate”
• The Daily Show: DUMBKIRK—Tрамп declares war on coronavirus
• Jimmy Kimmel: Tрамп’s whistleblower tantrum & stupidity on parade
• USA Singers: We will resist
• The Late Show: White House staffers worry about catching coronavirus at work
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard re-opens MAR-A-LAGO!

Dulcé Sloan: Why should you fill out the 2020 census?

Barack and Michelle Obama crash a virtual town hall.

BuzzFeed: Everything you need to know about murder hornets in 6 minutes.

The Daily Show: Womansplained—The wage gap, female representation & the E.R.A.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Daily Show: Tucker Carlson vs. Tucker Carlson, protest edition.

Jaboukie Young-White: Ending the ban on gay blood donors

Now This: Obama surprises teachers for national teacher appreciation week.

Jonathan Mann: Alex Jones will eat your leftist ass:

The Late Show: John Ratcliffe vs. Bear Inventor.

ТрампPlague:

• Stephen: Andrew Cuomo and The Dotard Трамп fundamentally disagree on the value of a human life
• Trevor: COVID-19 mutates & antibody tests fail
• The Late Show: Lincoln can’t hold his tongue at Трамп
• Bill Maher: Dan Savage—Love under lockdown
• Jimmy Kimmel: Perfect mother’s day, maskless Pence, busy Трамп & mom texts
• The Late Late Show: Behind the scenes of Трамп’s disinfectant idea
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends “Sleepy Joe” Biden!!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s new coronavirus strategy is “Live and let die”
• Wired: Disease expert compares “Contagion” to COVID-19
• Trevor: Трамп moves the goalposts & states reopen amid chaos
• Bruce W. Nelson: We must use more toilet paper (because of Трамп)
• John Oliver: Coronavirus VI—Testing
• Mika and Joe: Damning montage of Трамп’s rhetoric as coronavirus death toll rose
• J-L Cauvin: Happy Mother’s Day from The Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Beef shortages & Jared Kushner’s botched PPE response
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s vicious attack against Jimmy
• Robert Reich: Corporations will not save us from the coronavirus.
• Seth Meyers: Rep. Ayanna Pressley calls out Трамп’s actions that left us behind the COVID-19 fight
• Bill Maher: I don’t know it for a fact…I just know it’s true (coronavirus edition)
• Late Night Storytime: The perfect president:

• The Late Show: Who put this guy in charge?
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп wants a black wall
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and his allies have a plan for protecting themselves, not you
• The New York Times: How does coronavirus antibody testing work?
• Samantha Bee: The things we should have been doing all along! Brought to you by coronavirus
• The Daily Show: America CEO Dotard Трамп announces, “Everyone Must Go!”
• Lauren Mayer: Testing, testing, testing (you lied)
• Stephen: Трамп recklessly urges a “return to work” at town hall & gambling with lives to boost his re-elect
• Trevor: Трамп won’t wear a mask and backpedals after task force backlash
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says he is better than Lincoln
• Stephen: Трамп’s valet tests positive for COVID-19 as his campaign prepares to deploy their “death star”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп won’t wear masks & Jane’s pancake stand-off
• Seth Meyers: Not now, murder hornets
• Mark Fiore: Supply-siders for death and tax cuts
• Bruce W. Nelson: Murder Hornets, Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: A Supreme Court flush & Трамп’s nurse tiff
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard and Melanie Трамп celebrate National Day of Prayer
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп, Dennis Rodman and the murder hornets
• Lauren Meyer: “That’s the fight for the right to bowl in Georgia”:

• The Late Show: Coronavirus vaccine not pumped by deadline
• Now This: Трамп on all the things “nobody knew”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Murder hornets, beach protests & Трамп the lyin’ king
• Reflect: Trump’s train-wreck FAUX and Friends interview on Michael Flynn
• Trevor: The battle over wearing masks
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s FAUX News coronavirus town hall
• Vox: Why we’re seeing mass layoffs in the US but not the UK
• USA Singers: We will resist
• Stephen: Трамп reverses course when he realizes how popular his coronavirus task force has become

Bill Maher: New Rule–Sex monster.

Joe Biden gives an address on the economy.

Jonathan Mann: Murder hornets.

Seth Meyers: Hey! Democrats praising George W. Bush.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Late Night Storytelling: The first annual Democratic Candidate Pageant.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo has some numbers to share with #MoscowMitch.

Bill Maher chats with Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

Jonathan Mann: Hello, my name is David Brooks.

SNL: Earth Day sketches.

Buzzfeed: Eight things you can do about climate change now.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s flipbook cartoon pig goes off the deep end
• Jimmy Kimmel: Another quarantine monologue
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is concerned for Kim Jong Un’s health
• The Daily Show: Dot Трамп, The Science-ish Guy on disinfectant injections
• Jimmy Fallon: Dr. Jane Goodall on how disrespect for nature fueled the coronavirus pandemic
• Stephen: Трамп, you’re going to have to do the unthinkable—YOUR JOB!
• Rachel Maddow: Drug pusher Трамп and other coronavirus news
• Trevor: Трамп must think chaos is an essential service
• Chris Hayes: Трамп Administration forces out top vaccine doctor amid pandemic
• Vox: What face masks actually do against coronavirus
• The Daily Show: Remembering Трамп’s somber tone
• Stephen: Las Vegas Mayor rolls the dice on reopening, but Anderson Cooper is having none of it
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard advises using diet Fresca to fight covid
• The Трампs celebrate Earth Day! #BeBuried
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s ratings, Kim Jong Un’s health & Dr. Zaius on COVID-19
• The Late Show: Anderson Cooper struggles with Las Vegas Mayor’s logic
• Roy Zimmerman: The Liar Tweets Tonight:

• Samantha Bee: Why we need to shut down the idea of reopening America
• Stephen: Bill Gates—Global innovation is the key to achieving a return to normal
• Stephen: Bill Gates—We could see early results from coronavirus vaccine trials this summer
• Trevor: Governors ease restrictions & Трамп shuts out immigrants
• The Bulwark: February 7 changed everything….
• The late Show: The grim reaper endorses Lt. Governor Dan Patrick
• James Corden: Vice President Joe Biden questions Трамп’s COVID response
• Robert Reich: Coronavirus and the height of corporate welfare
• Stephen: Трамп indulges his penchant for chanting mobs by tweeting encouragement to lockdown protesters
• John Oliver: Coronavirus V
• The Daily Show: This is what it’s about
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп is the ventilator king
• You can see the moment when Dr. Birx loses her soul at a Трамп “briefing”
• The Late Show: Meet the former dog breeder in charge of coronavirus response at HHS
• Mark Fiore: Liberty alert!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Vegas mayor compete for who’s crazier
• The science of quarantine hair roots
• Stephen: Трамп’s immigration bombshell came, as always, via tweet
• Bruce W. Nelson: STFU (A song of sage advice)
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп never heard of hydroxychloroquine
• Trevor: Gov. Andrew Cuomo on meeting Трамп and reopening New York
• John Di Domenico: Трамп Money, Sarah Hester Ross wants her cash now!
• The Daily Show: The Daily Show FAUXsplains coronavirus
• Gov. Cuomo to anti-lockdown protesters: “What’s worse than death?”
• Stephen: Mitch McConnell’s “Screw the states” plan riles lawmakers from both parties
• Francesca Fiorentini: How COVID-19 deniers are ALSO a virus:

• Chris Hayes: Air pollution drops around the world amid coronavirus lockdowns
• The Late Show: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ mask fail
• Sky News: Excess deaths suggest a higher mortality rate from coronavirus than official figures
• Jordan Klepper beefs up to brave the pandemic
• Mother Jones: Obama’s 2010 oil spill response vs. Трамп’s 2020 coronavirus response
• Samantha Bee: Our hospital workers need PPE…STAT!
• Reflect: Трамп gets caught lying about encouraging bleach injections
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп encourages stay at home protests
• Stephen and Trevor: Трамп’s response to coronavirus is exposing his lack of leadership
• The Daily Show: Dotard Трамп the science-ish guy explains hydroxychloroquine
• J-L Cauvin gets ripped by Трамп
• The Late Show: Blowing it out of proportion

Robert Reich: The solutions to the climate crisis no one is talking about.

Bill Maher: New Rule—America’s wet markets.

@Winlar says, “Fuck Twitter”.

James Corden: Vice President Joe Biden is finalizing his 2020 run

Roll Call: A masked edition of Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

SNL Weekend Update: Bernie Sanders drops out.

Stephen: Barack Obama endorses his former VP, lays out the ways Joe Biden outshines The Dotard.

Seth Meyers: Jane Fonda declares the age of fossil fuel is over.

Tooning Out: Former DNC Chair Terry McAuliffe on the art of begging donors over Zoom

SNL: RBG Workout.

Obama SLAMS Трамп & McConnell in epic call to action.

The Late Show: New species fills President Obama’s pauses.

Now This: The climate crisis is destroying this tribe’s way of life.

ТрампPlague:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s female reporter detector reveals mommy issues
• Bruce W. Nelson: “Fauci”, a parody of the 1925 song, “Dinah” by Harry Akst
• Stephen: Dr. Jon LaPook answers your questions about CoViD-19
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes shares the moment he realized how badly coronavirus would affect the United States
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп vs Fauci & Easter at home
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m just checkin’ in with you
• Now This: Spread of COVID-19 in the U.S. vs. the world
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп mourns Brian Dennehy
• Samantha Bee: This week in “things that shouldn’t surprise us”—COVID-19 is extremely racist
• Bill Maher: Panic porn
• The Daily Show: The Dotard makes a big breakthrough on testing
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m number one on Facebook
• Jonathan Mann: Total Authority, No Responsibility:

• Seth Meyers: John Oliver appreciates Dr. Fauci’s discipline while working with Трамп
• The Daily Show: The Dotard blames everyone but himself for the coronavirus epidemic in the U.S.A.
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Epidemic
• Bruce W. Nelson: A song about Mike Pence’s soul
• Trevor: What are the craziest coronavirus conspiracy theories?
• Stephen: Трамп’s mishandling of the CoViD-19 crisis is confirmed by Dr. Fauci
• Mark Fiore: A very unstable coronavirus briefing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Yet another quarantine monologue
• The Late Show: Трамп’s name is on the checks
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin on covid-19 immunity compared to 6 other diseases (common cold, HIV, SARS, and more)
• Bruce W. Nelson: You’re no king! (But you’re sure a drama queen)
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House Briefing
• John Oliver: Coronavirus IV
• Trevor: Трамп attacks the WHO & Kellyanne can’t count to COVID-19
• Seth Meyers: Трамп blames WHO and rushes to “open up America again”
• Stephen: While Трамп plays the blame game, Governors will set the pace on reopening the states
• Bruce W. Nelson: If The Dotard Трамп could sing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Obama endorses biden & Трамп endorses himself
• The Late Show: Germophobic wrestler calls out Florida Governor
• Seth Meyers: John Oliver shares how panicked he feels about coronavirus
• Samantha Bee: Michael Lewis explains why we should have seen the pandemic coming
• Trevor: Is Fauci the sexiest man alive?
• The Daily Show: The missing February section of Трамп’s propaganda video:

• The Late Show: Трамп’s brain is not a metrics guy
• Seth Meyers: Трамп looks to “reopen” the economy after NYT coronavirus bombshell
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп vs The Rock—Is WWE an essential business?
• Bruce W. Nelson: Hail To the Chief, a modern parody
• Stephen: Give The Dotard a radio show and maybe he’ll stop holding these marathon coronavirus briefings
• Now This: Трамп draws criticism for cutting funds to WHO
• Jimmy Kimmel: George Stephanopoulos & Ali Wentworth on having COVID-19
• WaPo: How Трамп and the World Health Organization ended up on a collision course
• Bill Maher: Bill’s home box office
• The Late Show: President Трамп reveals his internal decision-making metrics
• Seth Meyers: Трамп repeats coronavirus failures in push to “reopen” economy
• Bruce W. Nelson: Nice try!:

• John Di Domenico: Trump says FUCovid!
• Vice News: Kamala Harris—Трамп has abandoned his role as President
• The Daily Show: Human sacrifice, a Fox News special
• Now This: How Dr. Anthony Fauci became America’s doctor
• Stephen: Трамп can lie about his coronavirus record, but people remember his early inaction on the threat
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп gives coronavirus update
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s failed coronavirus response
• Jimmy Kimmel: Another quarantine monologue
• Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes thinks Трамп’s coronavirus press briefings are dangerous
• Roll Call: Could Трамп force Congress to adjourn to allow for recess appointments?
• Bruce W. Nelson: A Poem for The Dotard Трамп, by Mangy Fetlocks

Tooning Out: Donny Deutsch gives Biden’s campaign a sexy rebrand

Samantha Bee: The Elizabeth Warren emergency reassurance zoom

SNL: Bernie Sanders address the nation.

Taina Asili: La Alegría [The Physical Distancing Remix].

Vice News: The law banning Congressional insider trading isn’t enough to stop it

Seth Meyers: Chris Hayes lays out the worst-case scenario for the 2020 election

Conan interviews Joe Biden’s campaign manager.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Sen. Bernie Sanders wants voters to be protected in November.

Samantha Bee: How to legislate from home with Rep. Katie Porter.

John Oliver: OAN.

Robert Reich: How CEOs are ruining America

Bill Maher interviews Al Gore on the Climate.

ТрампPlague:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants his coronavirus failures to be “quickly forgotten”
• The Late Show: This year, consider praying from home
• Samantha Bee: The Трамп administration isn’t social distancing from its usual B.S.
• Stephen: President Трамп botches pandemic response and shifts coronavirus testing to the states
• Bruce W. Nelson: I’m replacing that old Jesus with my hero, Dotard Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп’s happy Good Friday!
• Wired: NASA astronaut’s guide to sheltering-in-place
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is optimistic
• Trevor: Why coronavirus is Hitting the Black community hardest
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts experts on coronavirus treatment after months of denial
• Me: Protect yourself going to the grocery store in a pandemic:

• Now This: Obama warned the U.S. to prepare for a pandemic back in 2014
• Francesca Fiorentini: Why it PAYS to be European during COVID-19
• Stephen: Social distancing rules left to the states while Трамп refuses to issue national stay-at-home order
• Mother Jones: Трамп’s press conferences are just infomercials now
• The Daily Show: The Dotard’s best word bracket—THE FINALS
• Trevor: Talking coronavirus with medical professionals & politicians
• Now This: Chris Cuomo opens up about his experience with COVID-19
• Sky News: Black and hispanic people ‘twice as likely to die’ in US from COVID-19
• Bruce W. Nelson: “We’re Talkin’ Trump” blues
• Seth and Amy: Really!?!—McConnell blames impeachment for Трамп’s COVID-19 response
• Lauren Mayer: “Is he really going out again?”

• Mark Fiore: Jared’s coronavirus task force
• Conan: Jesus’s socially distant Easter plans
• Bruce W. Nelson: Трамп will protect us
• The Late Show: Trump won’t be following CDC recommendations on wearing masks in public
• Now This: Трамп had plenty of warnings and still ignored the coronavirus
• Randy Rainbow: ANDY!
• Vox: The big lesson from South Korea’s coronavirus response
• AJ+: Why South Korea’s death rate is Lower than U.S.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s a cheerleader
• The New Yorker: How the coronavirus pandemic exposes economic inequality
• Stephen: Pod Save America crew—Трамп’s coronavirus briefings offer dangerous mixed messages
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to MOVE Easter!:

• Late Night coronavirus PSA
• Lauren Mayer: I love a Governor
• Ari Melber: Трамп fact-checked for dangerous coronavirus claims
• Trevor: Трамп won’t wear mask as U.S nears “Pearl Harbor” moment
• MetalТрамп: Bleed
• The Late Show: A sweaty Mark Esper attempts to defend the firing of a navy captain over his COVID-19 warning
• Bruce W. Nelson: Jared!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants everyone to forget he ignored repeated coronavirus warnings
• The Daily Show: The winner of the Трамп’s best word bracket

Full Frontal: True American heroes—Katie Porter’s props.

Roll Call: Three ratings changes put Senate majority within reach for Democrats.

Bill Maher: Rain or shine monologue.

Winlar: Millionaires paid by billionaires:

Tooning Out The News: Season 1 Premiere.

Stephen: Sen. Bernie Sanders, bowing out of the race, gently breaks the news to supporters.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Samantha Bee: Stay home and fill out your 2020 census!

Jimmy Fallon: Joe Biden talks quarantine campaigning and COVID-19 response.

Bill Maher: Working from home.

#ТрампPlague:

• Desi Lydic talks to literally the hottest doctor in America
• WaPo: Sean Hannity wants to rewrite history on FAUX’s coronavirus coverage.
• The Late Show: King Kong makes a nonessential visit to the Empire State Building
• Bruce W. Nelson: Don-a-rrhea!
• Vox: Coronavirus is not the flu. It’s worse.
• Trevor: Gun sales are up, jobs are down & Dr. Fauci faces threats
• Stephen: Jonathan Karl is on the front lines of Трамп’s coronavirus press briefings
• Seth Meyers: Трамп brags about his ratings during coronavirus pandemic
• Now This: The Dotard thinks medical professionals are stealing masks.
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп tries to help Georgia
• The Late Show: Bob Dylan sings lengthy songs about U.S. Presidents to help pass the time during the quarantine
• Samantha Bee: Coronavirus for her!
• Bill Maher: New Rule: Worst responder:

• John Oliver: Coronavirus Part III
• Francesca Fiorentini: Is the economy trying to kill us?
• Mark Fiore: Are you smarter than a grownup?.
• Daily Show: The Dotard Трамп—Change we can believe in
• Now This: Brutal political ad calls out Трамп coronavirus testing failures
• Jaboukie Young-White: The search for a coronavirus vaccine
• Bruce W. Nelson: Three cheers for Трамп’s TV ratings!
• WaPo: What Трамп has said about China and the coronavirus
• BuzzFeed: Disaster expert reveals common mistakes of social distancing
• Trevor: The Dotard’s “new tone” on coronavirus
• The Late Show: Трамп claims hospitals are hoarding medical supplies
• Robert Reich: How to prepare for the Трамп recession
• Seth Meyers: Sen. Bernie Sanders discusses COVID-19, Medicare for all and coronavirus stimulus
• Jimmy Dore: DR. Fauci calls Jimmy Dore & is frank:

• J-L Cauvin: Трамп goes golfing during the coronavirus.
• Stephen: America’s obsession with Gov. Cuomo has gone to a weird place
• Now This: Chris Mann’s quarantine parody of Adele’s “Hello”
• Mother Jones: The Трамп administration ignored Warren’s and Murray’s pandemic preparedness questions in 2018
• OPR: Jesus Christ cancels return to earth amid pandemic
• Daily Show: Trump’s new coronavrius strategy
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin debunks 10 coronavirus myths
• Full Frontal: An honest coronavirus briefing from the White House
• Trevor chats with Bill Gates on fighting coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: Now has come the time
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп takes action for Louisiana.
• Trevor: Leadership during coronavirus—Where Does Трамп stack up?
• Lauren Mayer: When Gramma braved the line at Costco:

• Stephen: Speaker Nancy Pelosi on how we go forward has to have transparency and accountability
• Lars von Retriever: Metal Трамп—Down with the Sickness (disturbed)
• Trevor: The Dotard Трамп—“Tiger King” President
• Stephen Colbert and John Oliver on Трамп’s coronavirus response
• Jimmy Fallon: “Weird Al” Yankovic turns “One More Minute” into a social distancing anthem
• Now This: Why abortion should not be limited during the COVID-19 pandemic
• The New Yorker: Why social distancing is our best chance at beating coronavirus
• Bruce W. Nelson: The devil has come
• Seth Meyers with some coronavirus news
• The Late Show: Трамп unveils the latest medical testing technology
• J-L Cauvin: Helpful Трамп says to follow Dr. Fauci
• Trevor: Gavin Newsom on handling the coronavirus in California

Full Frontal: You’ve never seen anything like this.

Bill Maher chats with Sen. Bernie Sanders

Samantha Bee: The 2020 election—What do you have to lose?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

BuzzFeed: The 2020 census explained by puppies and kittens.

Winlar: GFOAD:

The Dotard Трамп And Other Agents Of Death:

• The Daily Show: Трамп’s best word bracket—Round 3
• Bruce W. Nelson: Social distance has weakened my resistance
• Minute Physics: How to tell if we’re beating COVID-19
• Trevor: Dr. Fauci answers questions about coronavirus
• Now This: Arizona man dies after trying Трамп-suggested coronavirus “cure”
• Seth Meyers: White House and Senate reach deal on coronavirus stimulus package
• Rachel Maddow: Fighting COVID-19
• Chris Hayes: If there are not sufficient ventilators, people will needlessly die
• Lauren Mayer: Teaching at home
• Daily Show: PSA for the unwanted groceries
• Jonathan Mann: Let all the old people die:

• Wired: ER doctor explains how they’re handling COVID-19
• Trevor: States enforce quarantines to discourage travel
• Now This: Survivor recalls 1918 flu pandemic that killed 50 million people globally
• Mark Fiore: Grand Ol’ Death Cult.
• The Daily Show: The gift that keeps on giving—Love toilet paper
• PSA: Stay the fuck at home!
• Bruce W. Nelson: The COVID dance, opus 19
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lashes out as Americans remain under lockdown
• Trevor: Трамп & the “cure worse than the problem” debate
• Now This: Viral poem describes living through the coronavirus pandemic
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп vs God on Easter
• Samantha Bee: COVID-19 is the world’s worst coworker
• Daily Show: Remembering when coronavirus was contained
• Vice News: Трамп spent months saying everything is fine as U.S. coronavirus cases skyrocketed
• Randy Rainbow: social distance

• The Daily Show: Bleeping The Dotard’s lies
• Mother Jones: Трамп vs actual world leaders during a global pandemic
• Seth Meyers: Трамп fights with governors & reporters over coronavirus response
• Jordan Klepper versus Трамп supporters
• The New Yorker: How the coronavirus pandemic compares to the Spanish flu
• Samantha Bee: The episode of ER no one asked to be a part of
• Vox: Why paid sick leave is essential to beating coronavirus
• Trevor: Faster tests, postponed Olympics & states on lockdown
• Vice News: Трамп’s dangerous and racist coronavirus name game
• Jonathan Mann: Gimme shelter in place
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to reopen America as coronavirus pandemic accelerates
• The Daily Show: Coronavirus briefings are the new Трамп rally
• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence and The Dotard Трамп press conference
• Trevor: Трамп’s big plan to “pack churches” on Easter

Full Frontal: Shocking—Democrats negotiate with Mitch McConnell using his favorite move.
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Jimmy Kimmel: An interview with Vice President Joe Biden
• Full Frontal: Furry politics
• The Daily Show: FAUX News is very concerned about this presidential candidate’s brain

Full Frontal: Women of Congress dunking highlights

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

My Corona!

• Daily Show: Трамп puts his racism on full display with coronavirus
• Trevor: Quarantine Dispatch—Трамп gets serious & NYC shuts down
• The Atlantic: James Hamblin, M.D., answers your coronavirus questions
• Lauren Meyer: Can’t help touching that face of mine
• Conan’s guide to taking selfies while social distancing
• Robert Reich: What’s missing from the coronavirus bill
• The Light Show With Stephen Colb-Air: We’re all in this together
• Samantha Bee: Beeing at home—Wash your hams
• Randy Rainbow: The CORONAVIRUS Lament:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Formal Friday, testy Трамп & the killers
• Daily Show: The future of handshakes
• Now This: Top 5 most shocking coronavirus stories this week
• Mother Jones: Трамп acts like a disaster movie villain
• Trevor: China recovers & U.S. Senators profit off the pandemic
• Ari Melber: From ‘hoax’ to war—Reversing course, Трамп invokes ‘war’ powers to combat coronavirus
• Daily Show: Inspirational achievements under quarantine
• AJ+: Your most Googled COVID-19 questions answered by an expert
• Trevor: Трамп’s bullshit corona cure & sad spring breakers
• The New York Times: How coronavirus racism infected my high school
• Now This: Bill Gates warned us about pandemics multiple times
• Wired: Dr. Seema Yasmin answers 50 of the most Googled coronavirus questions
• John Oliver: Coronavirus II
• WaPo: Five ways to deal with coronavirus induced anxiety
• The Late Show: A special “social distancing” edition
• Bruce W. Nelson: The COVID 19 lullaby:

• The Atlantic: The great toilet-paper panic
• Conan: Homemade hand sanitizer
• Vox: How soap kills the coronavirus
• Lauren Mayer: We’re having a pandemic but I swear I’ve just got seasonal allergies
• Daily Show: Coronavirus thank force
• Mark Fiore: Keep your distance!
• Trevor: Extended thoughts on Трамп’s initial response to coronavirus

The Daily Show: Kosta’s stock trading tips

Misc. Dotard Трамп Crap:

• Bruce W. Nelson: Kiss that bottom (The Mike Pence theme song)
• The Daily Show: Michael Kosta and Roy Wood Jr. play the Трамп’s best words bracket
• Lars von Retriever: MetalТрамп—Sad But True
• The Daily Show: Трамп’s best word bracket round 2

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg guest hosts the Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Now This: Here’s why this Seattle millionaire CEO wants to be taxed more.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (sans coronavirus content!).

We’re All Gonna DIE!

• Stephen: Трамп hasn’t been tested for coronavirus despite possible exposure, and refuses to take precautions
• WaPo: Fact checking The Dotard’s address to the nation about coronavirus
• Trevor: Coronavirus misinformation & toilet paper panic
• Seth Meyers: Trump addresses the nation on the coronavirus pandemic
• Now This: Трамп keeps pretending coronavirus is no big deal
• Bill Maher: Surreal time
• Jimmy Kimmel: The 5 Stages of coronavirus
• Stephen: Neil deGrasse Tyson on coronavirus—Will people listen to science?
• Conan: Трамп downplays coronavirus
• Vice News: The Dotard wants to make sure you know who’s to blame for the coronavirus
• The Daily Show: PANDUMBIC (the official trailer):

• Trevor: Трамп’s coronavirus address, blooper reel included
• Lauren Mayer: There’s plenty of toilet paper for everyone
• Now This: Hillary Clinton defends Obama Admin from Трамп Theories, coronavirus blame
• Stephen: Dr. Sanjay Gupta—The U.S. failed to have coronavirus tests ready for the public
• WIRED: Could mass quarantines in the U.S. work?—Health expert explains what you need to know.
• Seth Meyers: Markets plunge as a lifelong scam artist lies about coronavirus response
• The Late Show: The UW’s corona express
• Samantha Bee: Coronavirus is not an excuse to be racist
• Now This: FAUX News coverage of coronavirus vs. ebola
• Stephen: Rep. Matt Gaetz forced to self-quarantine on Air Force One with The Dotard on board
• WaPo: What the 1918 influenza pandemic can teach us about the coronavirus outbreak
• Trevor: Combatting coronavirus with “social distancing”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts experts as coronavirus is declared a pandemic
• Rachel Maddow: Infection rate charts forecast steep rise in US coronavirus cases
• Jimmy Fallon: Coronavirus fact vs. fiction
• Mark Fiore: The healthiest man on the planet.
• Mother Jones: Watch Трамп’s coronavirus hypocrisy in two simple clips
• The Late Show: Coming to a port near you—The bug boat
• Stephen: Daily life is changing for millions of Americans as coronavirus crisis grows
• Chris Hayes: How Трамп’s mistakes made coronavirus worse
• Daily Show: PANDUMBIC 2 (The sequel):

• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is terrified of getting coronavirus
• Now This: Fact-checking Трамп’s coronavirus Oval Office address
• Jimmy Fallon: Coronavirus state of emergencies, cheap flights and cancellations
• Trevor: Bill de Blasio—Confronting the coronavirus outbreak in New York City
• Stephen: The Dotard golfs while markets tumble and health officials rush to produce coronavirus tests
• Sky New: COVID-19 is ‘much, much worse than Ebola’
• Conan: Embark on a coronavirus-free solo cruise
• The Late Show: Introducing Boston hand sanitizer
• Trevor: Coronavirus impacts Tom Hanks, the NBA and monkeys in Thailand
• Stephen: Трамп, who has been exposed to coronavirus, tries to reassure the public that he’s in control

Vice News: This woman survived a mass shooting and is working to prevent the next one.

John Oliver: Sheriffs.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Life-long Scam Artists:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s family profits off policy meant to help low-income communities
• Robert Reich: Will The Dotard Трамп get reelected?
• Now This: Who is Mike Pence?
• Bill Maher: Ass kisser of the month:

• Daily Show: Трамп’s best words—Bracket edition
• Full Frontal: Don’t mess with Texas—The Longhorn state’s tussle with Trump’s border wall.

Now This: Here is what the world would look like with no oceans.

The Atlantic: The world without giraffes

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

• Stephen: Joe Biden threatens to fight a pro-gun voter in Detroit
• SNL Weekend Update: Biden is the front runner.
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a super Tuesday hero—Part 2
• James Corden: An old white guy won Tuesday’s primaries
• Bill Maher: Rachel Bitecofer—Election whisperer
• Stephen: Biden’s big Tuesday night
• Full Frontal: Holding out for a super Tuesday hero—Part 3
• Trevor: Biden wins big and beefs with a union worker
• Stephen: Dr. Sanjay Gupta—The 2020 campaign must change shape in light of the pandemic

Vox: How San Francisco erased a neighborhood.

Samantha Bee: America’s gig-based economy gets zero stars.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.