I have a cousin who works in Washington DC. Yesterday he was having lunch at a popular diner near the White House, and who should sit down at the table next to him… but White House press secretary Scott McClellan. The following is a very revealing snippet of conversation my cousin overheard:
WAITRESS: What can I get you, hun?
MCCLELLAN: I appreciate your question. I think your question is being asked in response to my investigation of the menu, and the investigation that you reference is something that continues at this point and as I have previously stated while that investigation is ongoing, I am not going to comment on it.
WAITRESS: Uh… I was just asking if you were ready to order…
MCCLELLAN: Yes but this question is coming up in the context of this ongoing investigation of the menu, and that’s why I said that our policy is not to comment on an ongoing investigation from this table.
WAITRESS: So you need a few more minutes?
MCCLELLAN: I appreciate the question, and I know you want to get to the bottom of this. No one wants to get to the bottom of this more than the President of the United States, and I think the way to be most helpful is not to be commenting on it while it is an ongoing investigation. That’s why we’re continuing to be following that approach and that policy.
WAITRESS: The President? Will the President be joining you for lunch?
MCCLELLAN: No, that’s not a correct characterization, and I think you are well aware of that. We know each other very well, and we are not going to get into commenting on an ongoing investigation of the menu.
WAITRESS: But… you just said…
MCCLELLAN: I am well aware of what was said previously. I remember well what was said previously. And at some point I look forward to talking about it. But until the investigation of the menu is complete, I’m just not going to do that. The appropriate time is when the investigation…
WAITRESS: This is ridiculous! If you need more time, I’ll just come back later…
MCCLELLAN: If you’ll let me finish…
WAITRESS: No, you’re not finishing. You’re not saying anything! Do you want to order or not?!
MCCLELLAN: Again, I’ve responded to the question.
My cousin reports that at this point the waitress dumped a pot of decaf in McClellan’s lap, and moved on to the next table.