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Open Thread March 19

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/19/21, 8:06 am

The Washington State eviction moratorium has been extended again. This time through the end of June.

Given the rate of vaccination, I would guess that it will be the last extension. I hope that the state and Federal relief packages will mean it’s a relatively soft landing when the moratorium expires.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Open Thread Mar 17

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/17/21, 8:14 am

I took a walk past Denny Park the other day. Man, the only thing more awful than it full of tents, is the absence of those tents. Knowing that my city is shuffling people around without finding help for most of them. Knowing that I’m helping to pay to hassle, and worse, people living rough through a pandemic.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/15/21, 8:10 am

Local races are really heating up all over the state. Here in Seattle, in addition to mayor and some city council positions, we will have school board, King County, Port of Seattle. We’re still a couple months away from filing week, but some of the races are starting to get interesting. Is there any local election you’re looking forward to?

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/12/21, 11:48 pm

Seth Meyers: Bill Gates thinks America will solve the climate crisis

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

LegalEagle: South Dakota AG in deep water

President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris:

  • Now This: What is in the final American Rescue Plan?
  • Schmoyoho: ♫ Number 1 Victory Royale – 2021 State of the Union, But President Biden Announces New Tomato Town Mel ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Pete Buttigieg on becoming Transportation Secretary & doing away with Daylight Saving Time!
  • Now This: AOC on what is in the bill
  • Stephen: GOP forced to revive the culture wars because Joe Biden makes a lousy boogeyman

Robert Reich: Amazon’s anti-union blitz

The Daily Show: Remotely educational

Seditionists, Liars, Traitors, Criminals, and Other Flavors of Republicans:

  • LegalEagle: Congressperson sues Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once Трамп’s in jail ♬
  • WaPo: How GOP retirements are making the 2022 midterm elections a Трамп referendum
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses Herschel Walker for the U.S. Senate
  • Now This: Young people run to unseat republicans with Capitol riot ties
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Freedom is conformity:

  • Winlar: ♫ The Real Injustice ♬
  • Seth Meyers: No Republicans voted for Biden’s $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “I Wonder Who That Will Be”, pondering Трамп’s closing CPAC comment ♬
  • LegalEagle: Q-Shaman’s mom defends illegal acts
  • Stephen: Nicolle Wallace—The GOP is built on a foundation of BS
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Headed Down to Mar-a-Lago ♬
  • Stephen: Republicans risk disenfranchising their own voters with new suppression laws
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell aAnnounces new My Pillow social media!
  • Seth Meyers and Amber Ruffin: Melanie Трамп talks about opening the Office of Melanie Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mitch McConnell’s Thinking of Retiring! ♬
  • Samantha Bee: Meet the White women empowering QAnon, part 1
  • Samantha Bee: Meet The White women empowering QAnon, part 2
  • LegalEagle: The Dotard says RNC can’t use his name or image
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ The Neanderthal Song ♬:

  • WTFBrahh: ♫ CPAC 2021 REMIX ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s March 4th inauguration (satire) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts in real time to Joe Biden’s speech
  • The Late Show: Other overwhelmingly popular things that Republicans don’t like
  • Bruce W. Nelson: Republicans HATE Cancel Culture (or so they claim)

Trevor: First Ladies

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

ТрампPlague:

  • Seth Meyers: FAUX News and the GOP obsesses over cartoons and buffoons as COVID bill passes
  • Now This: Former Presidents urge Americans to get vaccinated
  • Roll Call: COVID forced a tech overhaul for Congress. Will those changes remain?
  • Bill Maher: Happy corona-versary!
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ ANOTHER culture war! ♬
  • The Late Show: F-35 complains about COVID Relief Bill waste
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ MR. BIDEN (Bring My Vaccine) ♬:

  • Full Frontal: How local barbers are getting the Black Community to trust the covid vaccine
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Texas is OPEN and Трамп wants vaccine credit
  • Seth Meyers: Biden signs COVID relief bill on one-year anniversary of the pandemic
  • Parody Project: ♫ SCHNOZZOLA (A Parody of Lola) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The COVID vaccine MAY make even YOU normal ♬
  • Now This: Seniors celebrate getting the vaccine
  • Seth Meyers: Bill Gates thinks not wearing a mask is like not wearing pants
  • Mark Fiore: Republican cartoon leadership
  • Stephen: Трамп conspicuously absent as ex-Presidents band together for vaccine PSA
  • Amber Ruffin: ♫ Texas just don’t give a fuck ♬

  • Winlar: ♫ Zoom Teachin’ ♬
  • Roll Call: How the pandemic changed health care, one year later
  • Vice News: Can employers REQUIRE a COVID-19 vaccine?
  • The Late Show: Actually, the “former guy” was in that commercial
  • Now This: Health experts urge caution as idiot Governors lift mask mandates
  • Jimmy Kimmel: One year coronaversary

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A song for International Women’s Day ♬

John Oliver: Unemployment

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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It’s Friday, It’s Open, It’s a Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/12/21, 8:17 am

Washington is going to hit the next phase for COVID-19 reopening on March 22nd. I am nervous about greater capacity on indoor activity. It stinks, but it’s how the virus spreads. I hope it’s old people partying while the rest of us are still on the outside, but that’s not really how humans work.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Open Wednesday

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/10/21, 7:01 am

Those of you who live in King County, how are you voting in the Conservation District? I follow Brittney Bush Bollay on Twitter, and she seems like a good egg. She has a solid from the Sierra Club. I have also heard good things about Doug Hennick.

The district having elections rather than just being appointed by the executive is a bit weird. But as long as it’s elected, you might as well vote for it online.

Also, please wash your hands right now.

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Monday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/8/21, 8:06 am

Oh, hey, the State Senate passed a capital gains tax. The House has passed it in previous years, and Governor Inslee supports it. Still, you don’t want to count your chickens before they’ve hatched: So if you want the tax system to be a bit more fair, you can let your House members know.

Also, please wash your hands right now

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/6/21, 12:15 am

Legal Eagle: How lawyers fight climate change

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Culture wars ♬

Amber Ruffin: Why can’t America have nice things? Two words—“Economic anxiety”

Vox: Texas’s power disaster is a warning sign for the US

A REAL Administration:

  • Trevor: The outrageous Biden scandals
  • WaPo: Will Biden forgive student loans?
  • SNL Weekend Update: House passes Biden’s stimulus bill
  • Trevor: The minimum wage debate

Robert Reich: The truth about guaranteed income

John Oliver: Raids!

Winlar: ♫ A World of… ♬

Republicans and Other Losers, Liars, Seditionists, and Whack-Jobs:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп still not President in crushing defeat for the tin foil hat crowd
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mitch McConnell, the remarkably soft shell turtle ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп issues March 4th inauguration statement
  • Full Frontal: Palm Beach to Трамп—No welcome back party
  • The Late Show: William Wallace drew inspiration from Ted Cruz
  • Trevor: Ron Johnson (R-Asshole, WI) forces Senate to read the stimulus bill out loud
  • Founders Sing: ♫ Goodbye Q ♬

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Comparative analysis of my supporters with Трамп’s ♬
  • Vice News: These ‘Sovereign Citizens’ don’t believe they’re part of the US
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп emerges for crazy self-love fest at CPAC
  • Stephen: The Pentagon’s failure to protect Congress is coming into chilling focus and seditionist news
  • Trevor: Трамп still thinks he won & other crazy CPAC moments
  • Samantha Bee: Hate monger of the week—Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • The Parody Project: ♫ Marge Greene “Jolene” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Nature Abhors a Vacuum (and Ron Johnson) ♬
  • The Daily Show: GOP priorities—Impeachment vs. cancel culture
  • SNL Weekend Update: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on science
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп’s unaired CPAP speech
  • Vice News: QAnon conspiracies go back centuries
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп returning to the White House & Pence surrenders his testicles
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Oh Nikki! ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп, Cruz and Noem repeat their insane lies at CPAC
  • Stephen: Republicans unleash a tidal wave of anti-voting legislation
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What is CPAC? ♬
  • The Daily Show: The Property Brothas have an idea to replace Трамп’s failed casino

Andre Antunes: ♫ ‘Shaking head prophetess’ goes Heavy Metal ♬

Stephen: Uh-oh, Nevada wants to let corporations form their own governments

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Week in ТрампPlague:

  • Robert Reich: We can afford COVID relief
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп makes good on his promise to open up the country by Easter
  • Seth Meyers: Democrats aim to pass COVID-19 relief, but limit eligibility for payments
  • The Late Show: New York mutant covid variants
  • Samantha Bee: Women, COVID and the myth of having it all:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ted Cruz looks better with a mask on his face ♬
  • SNL: Vaccine game show
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard admits getting vaccinated
  • Now This: W. Kamau Bell addresses vaccine hesitancy with Black doctors
  • Amber Ruffin: Texas, please stop embarrassing Demi in front of his friends
  • The Late Show: Texas cowboys are very confused about the Governor’s announcement
  • Seth MeyersTexas, Mississippi lift mask mandates
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What are they thinking ♬
  • Now This: Abbot Blames COVID spread on immigrants, Julián Castro responds
  • SNL: Post-COVID dating

Amber Ruffin: ♫ “I Love It When a Man Tells Me What To Do ♬

Mark Fiore: Best frienemies forever

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ CPAC is Mecca for conservatives ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/5/21, 6:19 am

I have some why am I up calls on the East Coast. So I’ll keep this short(er than usual). Do see if you’re eligible for the COVID-19 shot in Washington’s updated eligibility.

And wash your hands right now.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/3/21, 7:12 am

Teachers are now eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Grocery stores and other public facing jobs may become eligible too. Hopefully, this will help open schools safely.

In the meantime, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/1/21, 8:09 am

It has been a year since the first COVID-19 death in the United States. It has been a hell year, although the absolute worst is behind us (touch wood). I haven’t gone further than a bike can take a round trip from my apartment. Here’s hoping the next year is better.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/27/21, 12:25 am

Stephen: Tim Meadows calls for the expansion of Black History Month

John Oliver: Meatpacking

Dulcé Sloan: The history of the “strong Black woman”

President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s the Infection, Biden’s the Cure ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Sec. Pete Buttigieg reveals how Трамп left the Department of Transportation
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Biden’s Dog ♬
  • Samantha Bee: The best of Kamala Harris
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Jill and Melania, compare and contrast ♬

LegalEagle: Weird federal criminal laws

Trevor: America’s failing power grid

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Amber Ruffin and James T. Lane: Lift Every Voice and Sing—The Black National Anthem

The Grand Old Party of Incompetence, Sedition, Conspiracies, and Lies:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Ted Cruz goes to Cancun
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “The Dotard J”, a modern sea shanty by Mangy Fetlocks ♬
  • Trevor: The GOP is actively working to restrict voting in key states
  • Seth Meyers: GOP backs Трамп ahead of his first post-presidency speech at CPAC
  • LegalEagle: Трамп election suits dismissed by the Supreme Court
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard returns to tighten his tiny grip on the Republican party
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ T. E. D. Versus A. O. C. ♬
  • Daily Show: The GOP is horny for another insurrection
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s crazy and then there’s Texas crazy ♬
  • Stephen: Ted Cruz’s favorite President could face jail time for tax fraud
  • Bill Maher: Welcome reality deniers
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What Does It Say About Republicans? ♬
  • Robert Reich: Unrigging the GOP’s minority rule
  • Trevor: Ted Cruz’s photo op & Texans’ extreme electric bills
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz’s desperate damage control, Трамп boys point fingers & daddy Dotard’s tax returns
  • The Late Show: Ted Cruz already made it to his next vacation spot
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How Трамп compares to other past Presidents ♬
  • LegalEagleMike Lindell sued for $1,300,000,000
  • Seth Meyers: Seth Meyers on His 12-hour Cancun vacation with Ted Cruz
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard proofreads his letter to New York
  • Stephen: The seditionist roundup continues as more fucking idiots are charged for roles in Capitol riot
  • Michael Spicer: On a Zoom with Dotard Jr…again
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Snake ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Low Approval Ratings Among Dogs ♬
  • The Daily Show: Republicans release attack ad against voting
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп at CPAC 2021
  • Keith Olbermann: McConnell caves
  • Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Mike Lindell
  • LegalEagle: Supreme Court says DA can get Трамп taxes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sen. Ron Johnson’s Secret Past Revealed ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Marjorie Taylor Greene frontrunner for worst person of 2021
  • Trevor: The FBI tried to warn Capitol police & Pence still talks to The Dotard
  • Glenn Kirschner: A good day for Justice in America
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is like a lobster ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Fox News Lies About the Texas Blackouts as GOP Lies About the Election

Mark Fiore: “It’s the windmill’s fault

The Late Show: Uninformed correspondent, Bootsie, talks race relations with Rep. Jamaal Bowman

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Robert Reich: The only way Democrats will get anything done

ТрампPlague:

  • Seth Meyers shames people cheating their way into a COVID-19 vaccine
  • Trevor: US hits 500K COVID deaths & people will do anything for a vaccine
  • The Late Show: Gramps gone wild!
  • Amber Ruffin: ♫ One Year In, I’m Still Scared of COVID ♬:

  • Stephen: Bill Gates on vaccines and a chance to return to normal life
  • New York Times: Inside a Covid I.C.U., through a nurse’s eyes
  • Seth Meyers: Great vaccine news has everyone asking when life will return to normal
  • Trevor: Black vaccine inequality

Wired: U.S.—China relations, explained

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney’s alter ego lashes out!

Stephen: Bill Gates points out that we’re going to have more crazy weather events

Roy Wood, Jr.: The history of Black journalists

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 2/26/21, 8:27 am

It is the right thing to let felons who have served their time vote. It will help them be part of society once they have served their time. And a democracy should include everyone. So I am glad that a bill to do that has passed the state House. The article doesn’t really say what its prospects are in the Senate, so it couldn’t hurt to contact yours.

One thing I’m curious about, although obviously it’s the right thing to do either way, is how they will vote. During the 2004 election lawsuit they found some former felon voters, and many were Republicans. Not sure how much you can extrapolate a small sample size, but it may be that it helps Republicans a bit.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Open: Thread. Wednesday February 24, 2021

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 2/24/21, 8:26 am

The legislature is moving forward on police reform (first item, although the private prison story is interesting too). It would mean that police have to intervene when their colleagues use excessive force.

My favorite quote in the piece is Senator Jeff Holy complaining that it would make it tougher to hire cops. Good, my dude. Like, if it’s tougher to hire police who look the other way when other police are violent, it’s a better police force.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/22/21, 8:17 am

The COVID-19 bill Governor Inslee signed on Friday is pretty good. I hope that the relief can get where it needs to go in a timely manner. People are hurting in the recession. Rent is behind for a lot of people, and many businesses are hurting. This bill goes a long way to help.

Anyway, wash your hands right now.

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