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Washington State has been partnering with pharmacies to give out N95 masks. But the policy hasn’t been very well publicized. I saw this Tweet back in January. But I never saw a good list of where they’re being handed out, and anyway I had several. But last weekend, I was running low, so I went to my local pharmacy and asked where they were and the lady working there went and grabbed me a handful. I hope that’s been happening throughout the state.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. Now. And if you aren’t vaccinated, please get vaccinated. If you are eligible for the booster, please make an appointment.

The Late Show: Taboo—White fragility edition

MeidasTouch: Exposing Alabama’s RACIST gerrymandered maps

Robert Reich: Are both sides actually getting more extreme?

Jordan Klepper takes on Canadian truckers

Samantha Bee: SAND—The sexiest topic we’ve ever covered

Vox: Why the US doesn’t have universal child care (anymore)

The Dotard Трамп:

• Ronny Chieng: Sign Ronny up!
• Ari Melber: Closing in on Трамп? MAGA riot panel subpoenas fake electors amid stealing scheme
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Jr reveals daddy’s new social media site
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ LOCK HIM UP! (A Chant for Трамп) ♬
• Alex Wagner: Трамп’s long-time accounting firm dumps him on Valentine’s Day
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Al Capone ♬
• Stephen: MTG’s Gazpacho police
• The Daily Show: ♫ January 6th was an insurrection but they call it… ♬
• WaPo: Republicans, once outraged by Clinton emails, now muted on Трамп documents
• Really American: What if Jan 6th wasn’t the first?
• The Late Show: ♫ Eminem responds To Rudy Giuliani ♬:

• Alex Wagner: Трамп’s legal and money woes snowball as his financial credibility crumbles
• Al Franken: Lies and the lying racists: The GOP on critical race theory
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Josh Hawley and “The Fist” ♬
• The Late Show: Dumped by your accounting firm? Call Manston & Manston
• Zerlina: Jan. 6th investigation taps Giuliani
• Tommy Campbell: Karen Truckers get hilariously dumb support from Mike Lindell
• Alex Wagner: Republicans see early success at damaging elections with new voting restrictions
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How to Deal With “A Трамп” ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: MyPillow Mike’s insane plan to save Canadian truckers
• Joy Reid: Sen. Josh Hawley’s campaign selling coffee mugs with image of his Jan. 6 Fisting
• Lawrence: Judge sees “copious evidence” of possible fraud by Трамп
• Chris Hayes: GOP Senators block measures to reduce inflation while whining about inflation
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Mazars accountants destroying him!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans redefining freedom ♬
• Trevor: America’s book bans—The latest culture war front
• Mark Fiore: Make America Flush Again!
• Stephen: Tales from the crypto—Melania’s NFT
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Real Donald Trump Kind of Guy ♬:

• Mehdi Hasan: Right-wing media’s latest bullshit obsession
• Samantha Bee: The GOP’s favorite racist rhetoric—The war on drugs
• Tiffany Cross and friends: Clearing the smoke on the Right’s manufactured crack pipe scandal
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ JESUS GUNS BABIES! claims Kandiss Taylor ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Lying Трамп dumped by accountants
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard, Jr. reacts to a judge forcing them to testify
• Vice News: Why some athletes are so adverse to being vaccinated
• Alex Wagner: New subpoenas show focus on Трамп campaign officials in fake elector scheme
• Desi Lydic: It all makes sense now….
• Zerlina: The Dotard Трамп’s finances
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ FAUX News, Hillary and Трамп as king ♬

Jon Stewart: The problem with Twitter

Zerlina: Starbucks employees fight for unionization

Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ See Karen whine ♬:

Cracked’s Honest Ads: If internet service providers were honest

Samantha Bee: We know who Biden should pick for SCOTUS

LegalEagle: How to sue God

WaPo: What is the NFL’s Rooney Rule?

This Week in ТрампPlague:

• MeidasTouch: Laughing at the PATHETIC right wing conspiracy machine
• Chris Hayes: Fauci—You may be “done with covid,” but covid isn’t done with the U.S.
• Comedy Central: ♫ Too soon? Too bad. Get your tickets to COVID! The Musical. ♬
• Remix Bros.: ♫ Canadian Trucker Convoy REMIX ♬:

• Ari Melber: Anti-vaxxers roasted by comedian Jim Gaffigan
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Block the roads, stoke the fears ♬

Amber Ruffin: Black history month (Part 2)

Jon Stewart and friends: Corporate greed is causing inflation

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Levar Burton: Reading in 2022

Full Frontal: Allana Harkin goes to the Super Bowl to talk politics

Ari Melber: NRA loses big—Gun safety activists win first case ever against a gunmaker

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I don’t have any data to support it, but walking around, it seems like there are more tents on the sidewalk Downtown, and in the rest of the urban core, than since near the start of the pandemic. I don’t know if it’s kicking people out of parks and neighborhoods.

In any event, I am glad to see the private sector is going to have navigators to help people out of homelessness. It’s been all hands on deck for a while, and any help is good. But the lack of housing is the biggest problem, and until the city addresses that, there’s only so much these teams can do.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And if you aren’t vaccinated, make an appointment today. If you’re eligible for the booster, get boosted.

Mayor Harrell gave his first State of the City address. Sweeps and hiring more police. Bidness! But also labor.

Anyway,please wash your hands. Right now! And for God’s sake, get vaccinated if you haven’t yet. Get boosted if you’re eligible.

Good morning. I am not sure that Inslee’s announcement of easing mask mandates at large outdoor spaces is the right call. Especially if he’s talking about further repealing the indoor mandates. I do want to see that at some point, but we’re still in the middle of it. I am glad he is being more cautious than many other governors, even Democratic governors.

Masks are a slight inconvenience, but people act like the sky is falling. It’s much worse to spread COVID-19. Let alone catch it.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Full Frontal: Power naps—Black America’s struggle to sleep

Parody Project: ♫ Ode to the World’s Worst (Politician) ♬

Amber Ruffin: Police brutality is not new

Roll Call: Congressional hits & misses of the week

The Dotard Трамп and His Fan Club of Traitors, Liars, and Deplorables:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп swiped things from the White House
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The “Legitimate Political Discourse” Song ♬
• Ali Velshi: Трамп’s odd toilet flushing fixation reconsidered after reports of document “dumping”
• The Daily Show: FAUX News talking about migrant caravans but make the footage Canadian truckers
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Discourse Is Discourse ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Didn’t just Pack the Courts ♬
• Now This: Marjorie Taylor Greene confuses Nazi police with soup
• Zerlina: GOP pushes anti-LGBTQ+ legislation
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп and Mitch McConnell are ready to fight!!!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Gazpacho Police Are Coming for YOUR Soup! ♬
• Samantha Bee: How “conservative” book bans don’t protect kids, Part 1
• Samantha Bee: How “conservative” book bans don’t protect kids, Part 2
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and Jordan’s Ten-minute “Collusion Call” Comes to Light ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Pence finally stands up to Трамп
• Ari Melber: Right-wing crack pipe lie gets smoked
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Ran Democracy Through the Shredder ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Dotard Jr and Mike Lindell go crazy for Karens
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Vag Itch From The Gazpacho Police ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: Mike Pence DESTROYS The Dotard and The Dotard REACTS
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп’s Document Storage Tips ♬
• Chris Hayes: Flush away the evidence?—The Трамп toilet obsession takes a crooked turn
• WaPo: What The Dotard has said about handling classified documents
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп clogged the White House toilet trying to flush documents because of course he did
• Mark Fiore: The Republican Ministry of Terminology
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Flushing Dotard” ♬
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s best Christian: Dealing with annoying people
• Vice News: Th nutburgers saying the last election was stolen want to run the next one
• Ari Melber: From coup admission to new deflection–Peter Navarro
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Legitimate Political Discourse ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Трамп Was Wrong” ♬
• Trevor: The Dotard clogged toilets with papers, and Florida goes homophobic
• Jimmy Kimmel: Marjorie Taylor Greene slams Pelosi’s “Gazpacho police” & Republicans downplay January 6th violence
• Zerlina and friends: White House records laws that The Dotard broke
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Spineless AND Shameless—The Model Трампublicans ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard denies he flushed documents down the White House shitter
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Rep. Greene’s “Gazpacho Police” rant a “stunning display of stupidity”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Unelected Idiots Meddled in our Election ♬

Cracked’s Honest Ads: If NFTs were nonest

Amber Ruffin: Amber’s Black history month lessons (Part 1)

Andres Antunes: ♫ Karen Metal 4! [No Pomegranates] ♬:

AJ+: How a bank robbed former slaves—And got away with it

Robert Reich: These baristas started the wave of unions at Starbucks

This Week in ТрампPlague:

• Trevor: Joe Rogan N-word montage triggers another apology
• Comedy Central: The aftermath of a covid party
• Now This: WHO named COVID-19 2 years ago
• Randy Rainbow: ♫ THE TANGO—VACCINE ♬:

• Trevor: Blue states begin removing mask mandates
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ 2500 Deaths A Day (improvised) ♬
• Ali Velshi: Canada afflicted with right-wing American covid conspiracy chaos
• Trevor: Canadian truckers inch closer to U.S. border in protest of COVID restrictions

Trae Crowder: Florida’s “Don’t say gay” bill

Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Hitler burger ♬

Amber Ruffin: Systemic racism? No thanks

Jon Stewart and Dr. Mae Jemison: Why billionaires shouldn’t own space travel

Trevor: Highway racism

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

So, Twitter has been dunking on this for a while. But it’s so weird. Councilmember Juarez is arguing that Pike Place Market is unsafe except “Saturday in broad daylight.” Like, I have talked to women who are concerned about being in high crime parts of the city. So I can understand if she said those blocks on 2nd Avenue near Westlake, or 12th and Jackson, or pick whatever park has a lot of tents right now. It might be a bit callous, but I would understand. But Pike Place? The biggest problem is crowding, not crime. I do most of my shopping at Pike Place, and I just don’t understand why she chose that as her example.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And if you aren’t vaccinated, get vaccinated, if you aren’t boosted, get boosted.

Here in Seattle, our levies passed fairly easily. So good for us. A quick perusal looks like they passed in a lot of other cities. But less so in some exurban and rural areas. Does anyone have a comprehensive list?

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And if you aren’t vaccinated, please do it. If you aren’t boosted, do that.

Tomorrow is the last day to get your ballot postmarked or dropped off. So get on it. Please if you live in Seattle vote yes on both. And don’t forget about King Conservation District, our most ridiculous election.

And, hey, wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated if you haven’t yet, and boosted if you’re eligible.

SNL Weekend Update: President Biden works to prevent Russia/Ukraine war

Samantha Bee: But God didn’t say that—Religious community members talk God and abortion

Black History Month Moments:

• Stephen: 14 states limit teaching of Black history & past racism and DeSantis stays silent on Florida Nazi rallies
• Zerlina and friends: Being Black in America
• Trevor: Brian Flores sues the NFL for discriminatory hiring practices
• Stephen: Brian Flores puts his career on the line to hold the NFL accountable for racism
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to Brian Flores suing the NFL
• Roy Wood, Jr.: This week in Black in Business

The Daily Show: Outrage Court—Are colleges limiting free speech?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Brownshirts, Blowhards, Bullshitters and Other Disciples of The Dotard Трамп:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Laura Ingraham’s Hope to Replace Kate McKinnon on SNL ♬
• Stephen: Remorseless former Pres. calls for mass protests
• Jimmy Kimmel: Giuliani’s Masked Singer debacle & Трамп’s preposterous plan to steal all the elections
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mark Meadows, Трамп Weasel in a Bag ♬
• The Late Show: Rudy Giuliani in Naked And Seditious—Traitor Island
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Ground Hog Day ♬
• LegalEagle: Judge has chilly response to Jan 6 defendant’s motion for Jamaican vacation
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп incitement of mob triggers security and safety concerns
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is guilty as hell ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Rudy were directly involved in plan to seize voting machines
• Mark Fiore: Book bans and right wing boobs
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп goes head-to-head with Трамп, QAnon waits for Michael Jackson & a rare Melanie sighting
• Samantha Bee: Rage against the 2022 GOP midterm machine
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump Rumored to be on Grim Reaper’s Upcoming “Greatest Hits” Collection ♬
• Chris Hayes: Madison Cawthorn sues to stop inquiry into his role on Jan. 6
• Lawrence O’Donnell: “Profoundly stupid” Трамп admits he wanted to steal election
• Trevor: Трамп promises pardons
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard blames everyone but himself for Jan 6th riot
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republicans’ bold response to Трамп revelations ♬
• Jon Stewart and friends: Why do people love QAnon?
• Rachel Maddow: Nazi gatherings in broad daylight in Florida spark alarm
• Seth Meyers: Trump admits coup, says he’ll pardon Jan. 6 rioters if he wins in 2024
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Time for Michael Flynn to Go to jail or a padded cell ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп puts Pence in the doghouse and Giuliani ordered to seize voting machines
• Chris Hayes: New details on Трамп’s “Spidey-sense of criminal liability” in bid to steal power
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell’s losing to Dominion and Don Jr’s losing it

Jon Steward and friends: Conspiracy theories we (kind of) believe

New York Times: Meet the people getting paid to kill our planet

This Week in ТрампPlague:

• Trevor: Canadian truckers protest Trudeau’s vaccine mandate
• Chris Hayes: FAUX News silent after anti-vax guest dies of covid
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ They fought Spotify ♬:

• The Late Show: Jam out to spotify’s new misinformation playlist
• Samantha Bee: Oh, Canada…WTF?
• Trevor: Unpacking Joe Rogan’s response to artists pulling content from Spotify
• Jon Stewart and Friends: Spotify and the problem with platforms
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Robert Lamay, Death of a FAUX “Hero” ♬
• The Late Show: ♫ The best Of Neil Young and Joni Mitchell sung by the Chordon Bleus! ♬

Robert Reich: The deficit double standard

Trevor: Green burials–the sustainable solution

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Congratulations to the Snoqualmie Tribe on their purchase of the Snoqualmie Tribe Ancestral Forest. We shouldn’t throw away whatever skepticism wh have of logging interests when they talk about sustainability. But if any are going to, a tribe that considers the land sacred is a good bet.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated/boosted if you haven’t yet.

Good afternoon. Sorry I didn’t write anything this morning.

Good morning. I trust a lot of people pushing for the delay of WA Cares. So I do trust that it’s a temporary thing. But it still stinks that the first bill Inslee signed this session is pushing back implementation of state run long term care.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted. Schedule your appointment today.

Jon Stewart: Is money even real? An economist explains

Stephen: No, Kamala Harris is not headed to the Supreme Court

Robert Reich: How corporate greed drives inflation

Samantha Bee: SCOTUS Justice Stephen Breyer announces retirement

Vice News: Wildfires are coming to the suburbs

Asshats, Dotards, and Other Deplorables that Make Up the Трамп GOP:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Peter Doocy, Don’t SOB for me ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп drafted an executive order to seize voting machines and stay in power
• Ari Melber: Shameless GOP leaders taking credit for Biden law they obstructed
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Reading Ted Cruz:

• J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reacts to Justice Stephen Breyer retiring
• The Daily Show: ♫ FAUX News starts back at one ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ For the Newt of ill repute ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Arizona AG too busy kissing up to The Dotard to deal with fake elector referral
• The Late Show: FAUX and friends suddenly cares about what the President says about reporters?
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to Joe Biden’s Supreme Court announcement
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Matt Gaetz near the Gates of Hell ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Smartmatic sues Mike Lindell and Twitter destroys Mitch McConnell
• Ari Melber: “Oncoming train”—Gaetz alleged sex crimes bombshell exposed
• The Daily Show: Today in Biden scandal history—Getting ice cream
• Stephen Colbert and Joy Reid: Трамп led the party of Reagan into the arms of Russian propaganda
• Lauren Mayers: ♫ “The OG GOP Ditz” (Ballad of Sarah Palin) ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ivanka testimony ♬
• act.tv: Even former Трамп lawyer kook says coup deniers are KOOKS!
• Liberal Redneck: Biden “attacks the press”
• Mark Fiore: Трамп gets re-platformed
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп, “Il Duce of the Omelette Bar” ♬
• Stephen: Son of a Deuce! Pres. Biden is giving zero malarkeys
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп’s reacts to his first Amtrak sleeper car
• Rachel Maddow: Records request points to Congressman’s role in assisting fake elector meeting
• Seth Meyers: Republicans feign outrage over Biden’s “Stupid son of a bitch” comment
• Really American: Rudy’s t shirts
• Parody Project: ♫ TED LOSE ♬:

• Ari Melber: Fake Трамп electors subpoenaed
• SNL: Ingraham Angle
• J-L Cauvin: Dotard, Jr. launches train travel show: “Doing rails”
• Stephen: Gaetz-gaete up-gaete—Friends flip on Matt Gaetz over drug-fueled sex parties
• Joy Reid: Jan. 6 select committee probing fraudulent electors scheme
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tucker, M&Ms, and heartache ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп REALLY exaggerated his wealth

Trevor: Stephen Breyer announces retirement & Joe Rogan questions the word “Black”

Seth Meyers: Biden gets a chance to make history with SCOTUS pick as Breyer retires

Robert Reich: Five ways your company may be exploiting you

Winlar: ♫ Illegal Immigrants! ♬

Chris Hayes: Biden delivered fastest economic growth since Reagan. So why don’t voters feel it?

This Week in ТрампPlague:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Anti-vaccine nuts protest mandates
• Trevor: Schools get creative in latest COVID surge—Getting back to normal-ish
• WIRED: How nose swabs detect new covid-19 strains
• Samantha Bee: The semi-domestic threat of cat misinformation videos
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Joe Rogan and the Damage Done ♬:

• Really American: Heroes and assholes
• Stephen: OccupalMAX: The only at-home covid test guaranteed to be available right now
• Full Frontal: America’s anti-vax hypocrites
• Chris Hayes: Ron Johnson’s message to parents—You are on your own
• Jimmy Kimmel: New COVID strain, and Dr. Fauci’s “narcissism”
• Andres Antunes: ♫ Mexican Newscaster goes METAL! ♬:

• The Late Show: Now on SportsCenter, everyone is dead
• WaPo: Why some elite athletes don’t want the coronavirus vaccine
• Jimmy Kimmel: Sarah Palin dines out with COVID

SNL Weekend Update: Biden Presidency enters year 2

Stephen: Breyer stepping down from the Supreme Court

Trevor: Congressional stock trading

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good morning. People in many Washington jurisdictions have received a ballot in the mail. It’s probably a levy or bond issue. Just vote for them. It’s silly that we have to fund schools and other vital services this way. But we do, so vote yes.

Also, if you live in King County you can vote on the King Conservation District. I always feel a little blind voting on that, so if you’re passionate about anyone let me know.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.