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Gosh, it seems like a sweeps-centered plan to get people into shelter isn’t working. Maybe of we do more sweeps, we can crack the code.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Amber Ruffin: Is This Racist? Amber Ruffin on the FDA’s menthol cigarettes ban

Remix Bros.: ♫ Vaxxed And Boosted REMIX ♬

Трамп and His Treasonous Terrorists:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп held in contempt and endorses nonexistent person named “JD Mandel”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Gathering of Pervs (or simply G.O.P.) ♬
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Stupidest People in Congress Awards
• Really American: Трамп’s Defense Secretary said, Трамп wanted to shoot Democratic protestors
• Mark Fiore: Right wing Rattie
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to Dinesh D’Souza’s new movie
• Ali Velshi: Notably crass, Трампy Republican defeated by Democrat in very red district
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and McCarthy, Atrocious and Wrong ♬
• Winlar: ♫ This week in “Fuck It, It’s Friday” ♬:

• Trevor: Трамп can’t remember who he endorsed in the Ohio GOP primary
• Zerlina: Grand jury seated in Трамп GA investigation
• Tommy Campbell: Jimmy Kimmel claws Mike Lindell, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s joke testimony and Don Jr’s tiny crowds
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Do Not Care For The Dotard Трамп ♬
• Amber Ruffin: Watch out Marjorie Taylor Greene, courts have receipts!
• Stephen: Hannity explains his bootlicking texts to Mark Meadows
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to JD Vance winning Ohio
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s mental decline worsens ♬
• Seth Meyers: Matt Gaetz thinks “over-educated” is an insult; Трамп tied to Oath Keepers
• Stephen: The Dotard thinks he’s a religious hero with a high IQ
• Ari Melber: “They knew”—Republican lawmakers Wanted Pardons For Criminal Coup, Per Evidence

Trevor does the 2022 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Zerlina: U.S. hits 1 million covid deaths

Supremely Fucked:

• Stephen: The Supreme Court doesn’t give a damn what the public wants & how gullible is Susan Collins?
• LegalEagle: Roe v. Wade to be overturned based on Supreme Court draft opinion
• Desi Lydic Foxsplains the Supreme Court leak
• WaPo: Comparing Supreme Court justices’ earlier words to the draft Roe v. Wade decision
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to the Supreme Court overturning Roe v Wade
• Zerlina: Banning abortion and the cycle of poverty
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Pack The Goddamn Courts You Cowards ♬:

• Trevor: Conservatives are obsessed with SCOTUS leak
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Samuel Alito’s lies did not stop in his confirmation hearing
• Robert Reich: The end of Roe v. Wade?
• Joy Reid: Republicans seething over SCOTUS draft opinion leak for the wrong reason
• The Late Show: ♫ Look Out! It’s Pro-Life Spiderman ♬
• Chris Hayes: What the SCOTUS leaker wanted the world to know about the draft
• Liberal Redneck: SCOTUS overturning Roe v Wade
• Joy Reid: 17th century misogynist cited multiple times in Justice Alito’s draft opinion
• The Daily Show: Supreme Court to strike down Roe v. Wade, leaked opinion shows
• WaPo: What Susan Collins said about abortion and the Supreme Court
• Lawrence O’Donnell: If you voted Republican, you voted to overturn Roe v. Wade
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: God comes out as pro-choice
• J-L Cauvin: Brett Kavanaugh confesses HE LEAKED the Alito memo to Politico
• Seth Meyers: The shocking SCOTUS leak and the GOP’s decades-long plot to overturn Roe
• Joy Reid: Experts depict the grim reality of a post-Roe America
• The Late Show: Sen. Susan Collins will believe anything
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ I Don’t Wanna Go Back To 1950 ♬:

• LegalEagle: Penalties for lying about Roe?
• Now This: What happens next if Roe v. Wade gets overturned
• WaPo: What five conservative justices said about overturning abortion rulings
• Stephen: GOP cowards afraid to celebrate Roe v. Wade ruling and Matt Gaetz’s toxic tweet
• Chris Hayes: Why Stacey Abrams “converted” to an unequivocal abortion rights supporter

Solana Rice: Why child poverty is a policy choice

John Oliver: Environmental racism

Trevor: Nancy Pelosi surprises Zelenskyy

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I don’t know what’s going on in Edmonds. Special council meeting to vote on the demand people find a shelter despite not having any shelter. Several times.

Now shelter has to be 35 miles from Edmonds City Hall. That sounds like a lot. Just eyeballing it, they’re saying if there’s shelter anywhere between Everett and Seattle, they can fine someone for sleeping on a bench and send them to jail. It’s just cruel. At least it keeps not getting a vote.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated if you haven’t and get boosted if you’re eligible.

Roe v Wade is almost certainly going to be overturned. It’s awful. It’s going to mean a lot of women, trans men nonbinary people, and other people who can get pregnant are going to have much worse life outcomes. Including, but hardly limited to, dying in childbirth and raising unwanted children. Awful.

It will probably be state by state for a while. Here in Washington abortion will still be legal for now. Of course the people who spent the last several decades talking about states rights will try to take bans national.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Tuesdays are Drinking Liberally days in Seattle. Please join us as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for some conversations over a drink.

The Seattle chapter of DL meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm out on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place. If you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, find another chapter near you.

Forgot about this. Running behind, but at least there’s a thread.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Amber Ruffin: How many mass shootings until we can have REAL gun control?

Samantha Bee: The case for universal free lunch

Dulcé Sloan is… Black Karen

The Crazy Coup-monkies that Worship Трамп:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kevin McCarthy accidentally told the truth ♬
• Seth Meyers: Two Disney adults on Disney and Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill
• Rachel Maddow: Michigan GOP in chaos as fealty to Трамп’s big lie defines party
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell blocked from Amazon, Kushner’s shady billions and Dim Jr
• Really American: GOP lawmaker says rape is “opportunity” for women
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Part Of Their Herd ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s fear of fruit ♬
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to being held IN CONTEMPT of Court
• Vox: Could the Constitution bar Трамп from running again?
• Rachel Maddow: The Republican war on journalism
• Samantha Bee: Mark Meadows’ 2,319 texts are absolutely bonkers
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin and Трамп, Peas in a Pod ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Ron DeSantis is $1 billion stupider than we thought
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s mess of frightening candidates, Truth Social’s lies & Jimmy’s proposal for Mike Lindell
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп is no less dangerous for being a ridiculous buffoon
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republican Candidates Suck (Up to Трамп) ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he won’t return to Twitter even with Elon Musk in charge
• Chris Hayes: Targeting of Madison Cawthorn reveals where Republican red line is
• Really American: Republicans MELTDOWN over student loan forgiveness
• Chris Hayes: McCarthy took issue with Mo Brooks, Matt Gaetz, and Others after Jan. 6
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to dangerous fruits
• Rachel Maddow: Meadows and Трамп allies pursued alternate elector scheme despite legal advice against it
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “I’ve Had it With This Guy”, The Kevin McCarthy Song ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Marjorie Taylor Greene plays dumb in court and Трамп held in contempt
• Lawrence O’Donnell: DeSantis just signed the biggest property tax hike in history
• Seth Meyers: Ivanka Трамп election texts and Perdue & Vance embrace Трамп’s lies
• MeidasTouch: Top Democrat BLASTS Marjorie Taylor Greene during scathing speech on house floor
• Rachel Maddow: GOP leaders mortified by colleagues supporting Трамп insurrection
• Mark Fiore: How to atone for your vile disgusting thoughts
• Trevor: Why can’t these Republicans remember what they did on January 6th?
• Rachel Maddow: How populations are lured into tolerating previously unacceptable behavior in politics
• WaPo: New York judge holds Трамп in contempt of court in state attorney general’s civil probe
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Madison Cawthorn, The Victoria’s Secret Representative ♬:

• The Daily Show: Fringe-watching Madison Cawthorn
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп can’t handle the truth about 2020, Melania’s 52nd birthday & Devin Nunes’ bigly fail
• Chris Hayes: New details on why Pence refused to get in a Secret Service car on Jan. 6
• Seth Meyers: Pence’s “Chilling” words on Jan. 6, Greene’s texts about “Marshall law” and Трамп is bananas
• Joy Reid: GOP plans to “take the next election regardless of who wins” Harvard constitutional scholar says
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Doesn’t Like to be Called Stupid (So Why Does He Speak?) ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Deposition transcript reveals Трамп’s fear of flying fruit

Liberal Redneck: On Elon, Twitter, and our billionaire overlords

Robert Reich: Musk’s Twitter takeover—A win for oligarchy

Jonathan Mann: Unionize Twitter:

Trevor: South African racism vs. American racism

Full Frontal: Spring ‘22 fashion report—Reusable tote bags

This Week in ТрампPlague:

• Chris Hayes: We have a pill that treats covid but it’s still widely ignored
• Vox goes to anti-vax Burning Man
• Now This: Fauchi—Can we eradicate COVID-19?
• Katy Tur: Dr. Birx on Трамп’s White House during covid

WaPo: Madeleine Albright eulogized by Biden, Clintons and family

Winlar: ♫ Fuck it, it’s Friday ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I don’t claim any expertise in the Seattle Community Court. But it seems good. And I certainly don’t trust Ann Davison. So, I am pretty skeptical of her plan to send fewer people there and more to prison. Especially if they are only committing very low level misdemeanors.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Good morning to everyone except for the people in Edmonds trying to criminalize homelessness. Jesus, man. 5 years in prison for a second offense. And they have the temerity to call their approach “compassionate”? Get the fuck out of here.

Anyway, I am glad it didn’t pass, but I couldn’t figure out from the article when it will be heard again. So if you live in Edmonds, you may want to contact your city council members and, politely, ask them to actually be compassionate, rather than using it as a buzzword while doing the opposite.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you haven’t yet.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets to discuss politics and life over a drink.

The Seattle chapter of DL meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm out on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place. If you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, find a chapter near you.

Sorry, sorry. I got the first alert that I was in proximity to someone with COVID-19 since the pandemic started. Honestly, I wasn’t sure it was working. My contact was last Monday, but honestly I don’t know when that would be. Best guess someone else in my building at work, but it’s weird that nobody else at my job got the notice. Anyway, I was working from home today, and I slept in this morning, then just dropped the ball.

But it’s out of an abundance of caution now because I have no symptoms and am testing negative. Hurray for vaccines and boosters.

Ronny Chieng roasts all things money in America

John Oliver: Police interrogations

Vice News: This abortion case could “galvanize” women ahead of midterm elections

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship

The Late Show: Jeff Bezos took Amazon employees on a trip to convince them unions are bad

The Losers, Lemmings and Liars that Worship The Dotard Трамп:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Republican fears ♬
• Stephen: Florida Republicans go after Disney over “Don’t Say Gay” law
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to nasty New York Times book
• Mark Fiore: Jared Kushner’s affinity partners
• Samantha Bee: Tucker Carlson’s cock doc and the far right’s bogus “War on Masculinity”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God’s Plan for Lowering Testosterone Levels ♬
• Joy Reid with Randy Rainbow: On Florida’s “don’t say gay” bill
• Really American: Marjorie Taylor Greene PANICS about “nasty” press allowed to cover her in court
• Seth Meyers: Don Jr.’s coup texts revealed and Tucker Carlson promotes testicle tanning
• The Late Show: The Tucker Testicle Tanner is the perfect way to re-juice your carlsons:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tucker’s Testicle Tanning Trauma ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Easter war on “radical left maniacs” & Florida’s war on CRT
• Zerlina: The GOP’s insurrection hypocrisy
• Robert Reich: The current plot to rig U.S. elections
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and Piers Morgan clash and Rudy Giuliani appears on the masked singer
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Bill O’Reilly, Entitled, Pompous, Angry and Irrelevant ♬
• Really American: Even a FAUX News host CALLS OUT Desantis’ over CRT in math textbooks
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Chaya Raichik and the Libs of TikTok ♬
• J-L Cauvin: Трамп reacts to the end of airline mask mandates
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tucker Carlson, The Beginning of the End of Men ♬
• Jordan Klepper: The woke wars
• Stephen: Why is Florida at war with arithmetic? And, Tucker’s testosterone doc is too stupid to ignore
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s sweaty chat with Piers, Giuliani’s the most vomitous masked singer & MyPillow Mike’s plea
• Ari Melber: New smoking gun tape shows GOP leader eyeing Трамп conviction, pardon
• Samantha Bee: Alex Jones files for bankruptcy
• Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Don’t say “gay” ♬:

• Really American: “Dark MAGA” Трамп supporters plot revenge on political opponents
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mark Meadows’ Lying History ♬
• WaPo: Fighting against Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay’ bill
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell fired from ads, Don Jr texts and Marjorie’s bunker update
• Seth Meyers: DeSantis and Cruz attack Disney and a lawsuit seeks to bar Greene from ballot
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the SHUT DOWN of CNN+
• Jordan Klepper: Hungary for democracy
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Were Putzes, We Were Rubes (A song for Trumpsters who’ve seen the light) ♬

Liberal Redneck: Singin’ plane Christians and Ilhan Omar

Now This: Obama on saving democracy in the digital info realm

Samantha Bee: Wild horses are under attack and we’re paying for it!

Robert Reich: How we stand up to Putin and stop climate catastrophe

This Week in ТрампPlague:

• Stephen: Airlines drop masks and CDC puts the people in charge
• Laruen Mayer: ♫ You May Be ‘Over’ Covid, But Covid’s Not Over You ♬
• The Late Show: ♫ It’s A Covid Celebration ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Airline mask mandates struck down, Трамп STILL trying to overturn election & Biden will run again
• Trevor: Airline travelers react to mask mandate repeal mid-flight
• WaPo: Masking is no longer required on planes. Should you do it anyway?
• Carla Ulbrich: ♫ Where have all the waiters gone? ♬

Now This: NYC’s Times Square goes dark for Earth Day

Trevor: Florida bans math books For CRT

VICE News: New ways private prisons are making billions

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

It feels weird that advice reporting in the President coming to town is treated as a traffic story. I don’t know, his Earth Day speech will probably be pretty important, avoid Seward Park.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get the fuck vaccinated or boosted.

I think everyone who (a) drives and (b) lives in Seattle’s urban core has taken a mistaken drive through Pike Place Market. I can remember not being able to find parking, so I took a punt on the market. Will, who used to write here, was a passenger and he was making fun of me the whole time. It’s so slow going, and you don’t really know how people are going to behave. found a spot, but it was just so miserable.

And that, more than the obvious improvement for pedestrians, has always baffled me about the debate about closing the market to cars. Honestly, it’s slow and awful. You don’t get to the other side faster than going down First Ave.

Driving in Seattle can be pretty shit at times. But Seattle can save new people from that particular mistake. And make the Market better for the people who use it.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will meet this evening for some political discussions over a drink. Stop by and join us if you can.

The Seattle chapter of DL meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm out on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place. If you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, find a chapter near you.