– I assume you’ve already bought your Halloween candy, but holy cow.
– Shorter Pudge: Congress forced me to keep my kids up late with its nefarious daylight savings time. (And From Carl, sunset is before 6:00. How early do Pudge’s kids need to be home?)
– Whoever is in charge of making signs for the NY Police protest needs to, um, try harder.
– It’s really annoying that jaywalking is ticketed. Also, apparently, not where the problem lies.
– If we’re not actually painting the map red, we can’t be an empire.
– Endemic.