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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 6/20/17, 8:28 pm

I remember a conversation I had after the consent decree in Seattle. A friend of mine couldn’t understand why SPD needed it. They said something like “there are so many big city police departments that are so much worse.” I don’t know if that’s true, but if it is, it speaks poorly of policing in general in this country.

If Charleena Lyles couldn’t rely on the supposedly not so bad SPD, who she called, there really has to be fundamental reform of all police.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/20/17, 12:12 am

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for our weekly gathering of conversation over drinks. Please stop by and say hello.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 234 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/19/17, 7:17 am

Seattle has a lot of neat little parks. I was in one just North of Northgate Mall over the weekend. It had a bunch of exercise equipment. What a hoot. I used them all in my street clothes.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 9:20-25

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/18/17, 6:00 am

Genesis 9:20-25
Noah farmed the land and was the first to plant a vineyard. One day he got drunk and was lying naked in his tent. Ham entered the tent and saw him naked, then went back outside and told his brothers. Shem and Japheth put a robe over their shoulders and walked backwards into the tent. Without looking at their father, they placed it over his body.

When Noah woke up and learned what his youngest son had done, he said, “I now put a curse on Canaan! He will be the lowest slave of his brothers.”

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 6/17/17, 12:35 am

Mark Fiore: Meanwhile, besides Russia.

Finally they’ve made a “Handmaid’s Tail” for men.

Trevor: What’s in the mysterious GOP healthcare bill?

Samantha Bee: Great moments in congressional hallway history.

WaPo: Oregon becomes first state to offer “not specified” gender option on ID cards.

James Corden: We have a new name for FAUX and Friends, too.

The “Dear Leader Трамп” Sessions:

  • Seth Meyers: Sessions testimony and GOP secret health care bill
  • Late Show: Introducing Трамп leakage protection underwear
  • Session’s testimony in 3 minutes.
  • This is a big deal.
  • Sam Seder: Трамп scandals vs. the great Obama Dijon-mustard scandal
  • Conan: Melania Трамп is redecorating the White House
  • Farron Cousins: Трамп is personally under criminal investigation
  • Kimmel: Flags against Трамп
  • Stephen: Robert Mueller’s dream team is giving Трамп nightmares
  • Songify the News: Трамп Vs. Macron
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп is personally under investigation.
  • Trevor: Rumors over Robert Mueller’s fate & Jeff Sessions in the Senate hot seat
  • Newsy News: Трамп vs Comey
  • David Pakman: Трамп breaks new record—60% disapproval
  • Jonathan Mann: Jeff Sessions supercut song:

  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing–How long until Mike Pence becomes President?
  • Kimmel: Jeff Session’s “tell”
  • Sam Seder: Ivanka Трамп is surprised by “level of viciousness” in politics.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп Cabinet.
  • Farron Cousins: Trump becomes the least popular President in record breaking time
  • Young Turks: Трамп is now under investigation by special counsel
  • WaPo factchecks Трамп: “America built the Golden Gate Bridge in four years and the Hoover Dam in five?”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and friends: Трамп’s Tweets destroying his presidency
  • PsychoSuperMom: The ballad of Jeff Sessions
  • Stephen: Melania Трамп gets emotional about moving into the White House
  • Kimmel: What really happened when Melania moved into the White House.
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп gets some birthday cards
  • Full Frontal: A very Comey watching party.
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Donald Трамп plays “Where’s Waldo?”
  • Late Show: Jeff Sessions stars in “How to spot a stoner”.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Comey, makes cabinet praise him
  • The President Show: The birthday boy.
  • Stephen: The threat from Russians is real.
  • Kimmel: Is Трамп the subject of the greatest witch hunt in history?
  • Jim Jefferies Show: Life in Melania Трамп’s hometown
  • WaPo: Two years later, has Трамп kept his campaign promises?
  • Samantha Bee: Sessions’s southern-fried snoozefest
  • Stephen: Is Sen. Kamala Harris “hysterical” or “a woman doing her job?”
  • Kimmel: Jeff Sessions and Looney Tunes
  • Highlights of Jeff Sessions super informative testimony
  • Late Show: “Real News Tonight” clearly influenced Трамп’s “jobs” Tweet
  • Trevor: Трамп’s parade of shills
  • The President Show: The President pushes his luck:

  • Seth Meyers: Melania and Barron move into the White House
  • “Witch hunt,” “fake news”: Our whiner-in-chief
  • Young Turks: Трамп digs in deeper on Twitter.
  • Samantha Bee: Sessions ‘n Cotton’s movie talk.
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Donald Трамп’s birthday message to himself
  • Stephen: Jeff Sessions can’t recall what he forgot to remember
  • James Corden: Melania moves in and Donald crashes weddings.
  • WaPo: Special counsel investigating Трамп for obstruction of justice
  • Sam Seder: Kansas’ “trickle down” experiment is what Трамп whats for America
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: ‘The cancer on the Donald Трамп presidency’
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп stuff.
  • Young Turks: Nearly 200 lawmakers sue Трамп.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Facebook wall birthday wishes.

ONN: Why are there so few female directors?

Samantha Bee: The Rikers debaters:

Minute Physics: Quantum shape-shifting—Neutrino oscillations and footnote.

David Pakman: Five officials face manslaughter charges in Michigan.

Stephen: FAUX News is dropping their “Fair and Balanced” slogan.

Trevor: Another Uber sexist steps down.

Guns, Congress, and Sports:

  • David Pakman: Republican Congressman shot at baseball practice
  • WaPo: History of the Congressional baseball game.
  • Sam Seder: Gov. Terry McAuliffe calls for gun control after baseball practice shooting
  • Roll Call: History of the Congressional baseball game.
  • Josh Gay: Common sense is absent from gun control debate
  • WaPoHistory of lawmakers and violence from 1776 to today.
  • Roll Call: The most recent shootings and threats to lawmakers
  • Young Turks: Ted Nugent is done with “hate”, calls for civility!

John Oliver: Brexit II.

New Scientist: Pandas are feeling the heat.

13 men are deciding healthcare.

David Pakman: Breitbart loses 90 percent of its advertisers.

Jimmy Dore chat with Bernie Sanders about why he flaps his arms.

Samantha Bee: Child brides.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open-thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/16/17, 7:19 am

Another Rainier cherry post.

Washington state cherries are in! So good. So still not good for me how many I’ve eaten.

Also: I was walking up some stairs and there was a cherry tree with dozens of Rainiers on it. It was on public property, so could I have taken some? I have taken black berries from public rights of way many times, but cherries seem different.

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/14/17, 7:57 am

Another reminder: Please don’t shoot anyone.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/13/17, 9:44 am

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for some chat (*ahem*) Sessions over a drink at this weeks episode of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by and offer your two percent (on income above $250,000 if you file as single or $500,000 if filing jointly).

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 234 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Open:Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/12/17, 7:38 am

How late does drunk singing on the bus become OK? If you want to say never, that’s probably correct. But I was on a late night bus over the weekend, and a drunk couple were singing their hearts out to a song I didn’t recognize. It was more charming than obnoxious. But if that had been rush hour on a Tuesday, it would have been horrible. Maybe it’s more of a continuum, slowly becoming less bad as the night progresses, than a switch.

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HA Bible Study: Ezekiel 23:8

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/11/17, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:8
She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when during her youth men slept with her, caressed her virgin bosom and poured out their lust on her.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 6/10/17, 1:31 am

Three congressional special elections to watch this year.

Mental Floss: 39 facts about poets.

#ComeyDay:

  • Comey Testifies: The full hearing.
  • Stephen: Comey attack ads inspire Stephen to create his own
  • Seth Meyers: Comey’s opening statements and Трамп’s Tweets
  • PsychoSuperMom: Comeymania:

  • Late Show: James Comey’s testimony featuring Stephen
  • CNN’s Comey week, 2017!
  • Bill Maher: Too stupid to be President.
  • Late Show: Comey enters the Thunderdome.
  • Conan: Трамп vents to Putin about Comey
  • Seth Meyers: James Comey testifies and says Трамп lies.
  • Olbermann: What we now know from James Comey.
  • Full Frontal: 50 Shades of Comey
  • Stephen digs into Comey’s opening statement.
  • Trevor: Comey takes the stand (but leaves the juicy details behind)
  • Conan: Republicans are workshopping their Comey response
  • Stephen: Guess who’s Comey to dinner?

  • The President Show: Трамп responds to Comey.
  • Vox: The US government cannot be trusted so long as Donald Trump runs it
  • Seth Meyers: James Comey’s Senate Intelligence Committee testimony
  • Seven takeaways from James Comey’s written statement.

Our species may be 150,000 years older than we thought.

Jordan Klepper solves guns with Sen. Cory Booker.

Трамп is Russian for “Corrupt as Fuck”:

  • Stephen: Jeff Sessions leaked letter of resignation
  • Olbermann: Did Трамп himself meet with the Russian ambassador?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Sean Spicer is VERY upset with Donald Трамп
  • Is being blocked by Трамп on Twitter an attack on free speech?
  • Stephen: Cartoon Трамп can’t stop Tweeting
  • Samantha Bee: The “War on Drugs” reboot.
  • Keeping track of #NotNormal
  • The President Show: Nice! Not nice — A professional Khan artist
  • Stephen: Like father, like son. Eric Trump does something awful
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп nominates FBI director and other Трамп news.
  • Trevor: Why is Eric Трамп like THIS?
  • Jim Jefferies Show: The Трампs visit the Israeli holocaust museum
  • Stephen: Country for sale.
  • Samantha Bee: Keep calm and ignore Трамп’s tweets.
  • Kimmel: Putin reveals damaging information about Трамп.
  • Bill Maher: Save the rich fucks
  • Roy Zimmerman: The Don:

  • What is obstruction of justice?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп picks fights on Twitter, pisses off world
  • What Трамп should have said.
  • Трамп vacancies
  • Stephen: Stephen finally gets to Covfefe about Covfefe
  • Jonathan Mann: Lordy, I hope there’re tapes.
  • WaPo fact checks White House bullshit about 50,000 new coal jobs
  • Trevor: Трамп touts more phony accomplishments.
  • Stephen: The Трамп administration gets a ‘reality’ check

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: How appropriations is supposed to work.

Seth Meyers: Political monologue.

Ossoff slams Handle on Трампcare.

Full Frontal: Just say no to drug test kits.

Climate Catastrophe:

  • Climate change is less than ideal
  • Late Show: Aquaman applauds Трамп’s Paris agreement decision
  • John Oliver: Paris agreement

VOX: What happens when you treat health care like a soap opera.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread 6/9

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/9/17, 7:37 am

(I promise I’ll get back to politics at some point, but here’s more inane nonsense)

I was walking through the park and a man walking the other way started talking to me. Now I’m wearing headphones because I have something I’d rather do than talk to some stranger. Also, It’s Seattle, and we have a culture of keeping to ourselves, that I appreciate. But fine. I took my headphones off and started listening to him.

“You have long hair.”

I was aware. It wasn’t cool hair or cut your hair, hippie. Just a statement of fact that he knew that I knew.

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O-o-o-o-open thread-d-d-d-d

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 6/6/17, 10:58 pm

I walked by a building the on the way to Drinking Liberally, and I noticed that the name of it was written in cursive. People aren’t being taught cursive in a lot of schools. It’s a decision I generally support, so this isn’t a getoffmylawn post.

I wonder how long until most people find that building indecipherable. It’ll probably get painted over long before that. It made me wonder what I walk by that I don’t notice that everyone would have understood 50, 100 whatever years ago.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 6/6/17, 12:23 am

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally was founded in early 2005, and has been meeting weekly ever since. Please join us tonight for a drink, some political conversation and, if you wish, some dinner.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the other 231 chapters of Living Liberally, including nineteen in Washington state, three in Oregon and one in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Open Thread, Crowpen Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/5/17, 7:39 am

There is a crow’s nest in the tree across from my apartment. They must have just had a chick, because they’re aggressively dive-bombing people. Over the weekend, I saw that avian asshole attack 2 people so much that they ran away. Fortunately, they haven’t gone after me yet. But others have. I feel like they’re more aggressive than usual this year, but I don’t know.

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