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HA Bible Study: Psalm 137:9

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/8/17, 6:00 am

Psalm 137:9
Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 10/7/17, 12:00 am

Jimmy Dore: Bill-O-The-Clown says, “I was not fired!”

Trevor: How Russia is dividing America with real “fake news”

ONN: The 2020 Election Could Only Go These 500 Ways

Minute Physics: How to build a teleporter with aliens

John Oliver: Forensic science.

His Own Katrina, and Other Adventures of Dotard Трамп:

  • Jimmy Dore: Трамп slams Puerto Rican Mayor from golf course
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп attacks the Mayor of San Juan
  • Stephen: The Dotard Трамп blames Puerto Rico for running up his budget
  • Farron Cousins: Does Dotard Трамп even want to be President anymore?
  • Jordan Klepper: Dotard Трамп’s hurricane Maria response.
  • Late Show: A suicide pact within the Трамп administration
  • PsychoSuperMom: (Puerto Rico’s In) America:

  • Keith Olbermann: Трамп is not planning to rebuild Puerto Rico
  • SNL: Weekend Update on hurricane Maria.
  • Trevor: The first anniversary of pussygate.
  • Samantha Bee: A primer on Puerto Rico
  • Jimmy Dore: Трамп, “Puerto Rico surrounded by big water”
  • Stephen: Did Rex Tillerson call Трамп a “moron” or a “fucking moron?”
  • James Corden: Rex Tillerson totally called Трамп a moron
  • Seth Meyers: Rex Tillerson called Трамп a moron
  • Bill Maher: The worst responder
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп throws paper towels in Puerto Rico
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s Puerto Rico visit and the gun debate
  • Jordan Klepper: The alternative media’s speedy pre-verified fact
  • Jim Jefferies: Трамп responds to Puerto Rico
  • Majority Report: Трамп tries to be cute by pronouncing ‘Puerto Rico’ in accent
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is a tornado of fake news
  • The President Show: The President’s tone is somber
  • Stephen: The triumvirate of stupidity—Tillerson, Mattis and Mnuchin
  • Conan: Puerto Ricans respond to Трамп’s paper towel toss
  • Jimmy Dore: Army General rips Трамп’s Puerto Rican response as racist
  • Late Show: Things Rex Tillerson definitely DIDN’T Call Трамп
  • Jimmy Dore and friends: Trump throws paper towels at Puerto Rican victims
  • Keith Olbermann: The roots of Трамп’s prejudice
  • SNL: The chaos president
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—What does Vice President Pence call sex?
  • Sam Seder: Ivanka and Трамп Jr. were VERY close to being indicted for fraud
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Rex Tillerson definitely called Dotard Трамп a moron
  • Sen. Gustavo Rivera (NY-33) on the response in Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Puerto Rico deals with another storm, and Dotard Трамп has a Twitter-tantrum.

Fleshlette sculptures.

VOX: Why we still need courtroom sketch artists.

Young Turks: Hypocrite pro-lifer gets BUSTED

Jordan Klepper: Defending a man’s right to choose.

Jimmy Dore: Pro-life Republican caught urging mistress to have an abortion.

Trevor: “Pro-life” Congressman Tim Murphy aborts his career.

Rich Uncle Pennybags trolls Equifax hearing:

Mental Floss: Origins of alcohol brand names.

Ari Berman: Egregious gerrymandering.

Gunz in America:

  • Jordan Klepper: Running away from the gun control debate
  • How the gun lobby responds to mass shootings.
  • Young Turks: Who gets the most money from the NRA?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: It is NOT too soon
  • VOX: The gun modification that made the Las Vegas shooting so deadly
  • Mark Fiore: As time goes by.
  • Francesca Fiorentini: NO TALKING ABOUT GUN CONTROL!!:

  • Stephen: If now isn’t the time to talk about guns, when is?
  • Trevor: FAUX News has a hard time processing the Las Vegas shooting
  • WaPo: “President Trump, end this ‘American carnage’.”
  • John Oliver: NRA
  • Rep. John Lewis on Gun Control
  • Stephen: A gun regulation analogy for all you stoners
  • WaPo: what is a bump stock.

Samantha Bee: Health care—How to make a jacked up American quilt.

Young Turks: Buzzfeed exposes Breitbart’s Neo-Nazi roots.

Adam ruins the suburbs.

Jimmy Dore chats with Sen. Lindsey Graham about repeal.

Never stop.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/6/17, 7:21 am

Woke up this morning: Another day without nuclear war. If there was a mass shooting, it was small enough that it didn’t make the news. These are the sorts of things we can think of as victories in the Trump era.

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10-4: Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 10/3/17, 10:50 pm

Another Open Thread written on the bus home from Drinking Liberally. The seat in front of me has a nondescript to go box in it. It’s past 11:00, so it’s not crowded; Nobody has to stand.

I both feel like I should do something, but also, nobody pays me to pick up trash. It seems pretty extreme to alert the driver. So, just write about it, I guess.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 10/2/17, 10:59 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets Tuesday evening for our weekly dose of politics, pondered over a pint.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.






Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 239 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Open thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/2/17, 7:25 am

Another day, another mass shooting. Another round of meaningless expressions of thoughts and prayers. Another set of it’s-too-soons when anyone discusses solutions. Another rush to ignore a history of domestic violence (speculative at this point, but given the history). Another until the next.

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HA Bible Study: 1 Timothy 2:12

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/1/17, 6:00 am

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/30/17, 1:16 am

Seth Meyers: Jordan Klepper riled his alt-right inspiration Alex Jones with The Opposition

Jordan Klepper: Meet the citizen journalists.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: What’s a filibuster?

Take a mental vacation by ignoring Puerto Rico.

Трамп and His Band of Dotards:

  • Stephen: Трамп calls for an NFL boycott and then watches the NFL
  • Trevor: When is the right time for Black people to protest?
  • Late Show: NFL films tackles Dotard Трамп
  • Jimmy Dore: NFL airs unity commercial in response to Трамп
  • Bill Maher: New Rule–The Kremlin konnection:

  • Samantha Bee’s Sport Roundup
  • Jim Jefferies: Трамп wages war against protesting athletes
  • Keith Olbermann: Dotard Трамп’s nine Russian scandals
  • Stephen: NBA players are dunking all over Трамп
  • James Cordon: Forget North Korea, the NFL is kneeling!
  • Late Show: Time for Трамп NFL 2017!
  • Members of Congress take a knee in support of NFL players
  • Fact Check: President Трамп’s tax speech in Indianapolis
  • Keith Olbermann: Трамп is destroying Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Трамп would help Puerto Rico if it weren’t for that “big ocean”
  • Jimmy Dore: Here’s why Трамп is wrong on Colin Kaepernick
  • Kimmel: Dotard Трамп freaks out over cost of White House fence
  • Conan: Everyone Трамп alienated last weekend
  • Donald Pup the Трамп pup goes to school
  • The President Show: The President is extremely patriotic
  • Stephen: Трамп’s tax plan only sets us back $2 trillion
  • Samantha Bee: The Federalist Society is Трамп’s shit judge pipeline.
  • Mark Fiore: Трамп sports network
  • Keith Olbermann: How the Pittsburgh Penguins became Трамп’s political pawns
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks protesting athletes
  • Late Show: “Lock her up” now applies to some Трамп officials
  • Stephen becomes Steven Seagal
  • Jimmy Dore: NFL Players Association powerful response to Трамп
  • Trevor: The Трампs have committed all the crimes the Clintons were accused of.
  • Stephen: Трамп’s NFL comments have everything to do with race
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about taxes, health care amid cabinet scandals
  • The Late Show: The Emperor’s New Wall—a bedtime story:

  • Jordan Klepper: Oppo-tips for taking football back
  • PsychoSuperMom: Be kind to our protesting jocks
  • Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s divisive NFL tweets and Puerto Rico neglect
  • Kimmel: Jared Kushner is registered to vote as a woman
  • Samantha Bee: Heckuva job Трампie, see you next Tuesday
  • Bill Maher: Take a knee
  • Seth Meyers: Hey! Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Puerto Rico, North Korea and the world’s most powerful toddler

VOX: Why 23 million Americans don’t have fast internet

Trevor bumps into President Obama.

The Opposition: Reviewing reviews with Kobi Libii.

The GOP’s Latest Attempt to Kill Americans:

  • Roll Call: Seven years of Republican efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare
  • Kimmel: Dotard Трамп won’t admit defeat on health care
  • Jordan Klepper: Repeal and replace is dead… Or is it?
  • Kimmel is grateful “health care” bill is dead.
  • Jonathan Mann: He’s coming to take away your healthcare
  • Stephen: Graham-Cassidy dies.

Roy Zimmerman: Dreamer:

Seth Meyers: Josh Earnest reflects on his tenure as President Obama’s press secretary.

The one big problem the GOP cannot shake.

Knee Shoes: The perfect solution to the NFL kneeling controversy

Francesca Fiorentini: Why corporations LOVE Puerto Rico’s tragedy.

VOX: How QWERTY conquered keyboards

Crazy-ass Shit in Alabama:

  • Stephen: He pulled out a gun and won Alabama’s GOP primary
  • Trevor: Alabama votes for Трампism without Трамп
  • Kimmel: Dotard Трамп rants and raves in Alabama
  • Stephen: Трамп, Moore and taxes.
  • Seth Meyers: What Roy Moore and Dotard Трамп have in common

Jordan Klepper: Which numbers can be trusted?.

Trevor: It’s time to pay back Puerto Rico

Why trying to steal an ATM machine is a terrible idea.

Full Frontal: Wake up to Gabe Fleisher.

WaPo: Obama’s other speechwriter.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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9-29 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/29/17, 7:40 am

Get your flu shot. Yes, you. Herd immunity is vitally important. And even if you think you’ll be fine, you never know who you’re passing it along to on the bus, out shopping, at work, etc. So for God’s sake, get a flu shot.

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O— —–d

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 9/26/17, 10:39 pm

Do y’all use diacritical marks when writing in English? I only use the umlaut to indicate that you pronounce both vowels in words like reärrange. Because I am an idiot, when I write for work, I vary when I use them. So if I’m emailing someone in the office next to me, it’s äëïöü, but if it’s to a client or whatever outside, I just use unädorned vowels.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/26/17, 8:47 am

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for political conversation over a drink at tonight’s meeting of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 238 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Oxen Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 9/25/17, 7:27 am

I was at a family function over the weekend. I know, the stereotype is that old white people are Trump’s base, but not my aunt and my grandmother. I never thought of either of them as particularly political, but my goodness.

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HA Bible Study: Ezekiel 23:19-20

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/24/17, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/23/17, 12:32 am

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) tells Jimmy Kimmel whether it is more fun being a Senator or a comedian.

Stephen: The worst campaign ad of the 2018 mid-terms has arrived

Bill Maher: New rule, city mouse, country mouse.

Minute Physics: Solar panels made with a particle accelerator?!?

Dotard Трамп and Friends:

  • Seth Meyers: Spicer speaks out, Mueller targets Manafort in Russia probe
  • Stephen: Трамп’s UN speech advocates for both peace and nuclear war
  • David Pakman: Трамп praises non-existent country of “Nambia”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп Tweets about North Korea & Hillary Clinton
  • Trevor between the scenes: Трамп praises nonexistent country “Nambia”:

  • Sam Seder: Трамп & Melania’s perfectly normal husband-wife handshake
  • Keith Olbermann: Why Трамп is always (always!) the victim
  • Late Show: Kim Jong-Un responds to Трамп’s ‘Rocket Man’ nickname
  • James Corden: Here’s how to contribute to Dotard Трамп’s legal defense
  • Trevor: Hurricane Mueller storms the Трамп administration
  • Stephen: Stephen reacts to Трамп’s whining about ‘The worst ever’ Emmys
  • Samantha Bee: General Kelly v. “Honorable” Omarosa
  • Seth Meyers: Manafort, Rocket Man and the new GOP “health care” Bill
  • Late Show: Oh the places you’ll go… in a private jet on taxpayer money
  • Young Turks: Melania delivers anti-bullying speech…with zero sense of irony
  • Conan reveals Трамп’s 2020 campaign slogan
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп Prepared to ‘totally destroy’ North Korea
  • Stephen: Law & Order, Robert Mueller unit
  • Mark Fiore: Suck it, U.N.!
  • David Pakman: FAUX News DESTROYED for saying Трамп vindicated on Obama wiretap
  • James Corden: North Korea has a comeback for President Трамп
  • Farron Cousins: Melania Трамп gives anti-bullying speech, never mentions her husband’s horrible behavior
  • Sam Seder: The UN isn’t laughing with Трамп. They’re laughing at the Dotard
  • Trevor: A Трампian debut at the United Nations
  • Samantha Bee: Freedomish of speech:

  • Bill Maher: Dotard Трамп
  • Farron Cousins: Трамп blocks cancer patient on Twitter after she criticizes healthcare bill
  • PsychoSuperMom: Трамп’s not bipartisan, he’s bipolar
  • Stephen deciphers Paul Manafort’s code word “black caviar”
  • Conan: John Kelly looked uncomfortable during Трамп’s UN speech
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The love language of Dotard & Melania Трамп
  • Stephen: Stephen wants to make Nambia imaginary again

Seth Meyers: Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher?.

Adam ruins Mt. Rushmore.

VOX: The rise and fall of the American fallout shelter.

Hillary Clinton Won 3M Votes More Than Трамп:

  • Stephen gives Hillary a ‘cheeky’ dossier of unused election night jokes
  • Stephen: Hillary Clinton on what happened.
  • Stephen: Hillary Clinton on Трамп’s U.N. “speech”

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Samantha Bee: Is there any hope for the left?

Mental Floss: 26 facts about libraries.

VOX: How American Gothic became iconic.

Repeat Offenders—Republicans are Trying To Kill Americans, Again:

  • Stephen: Obama’s assessment of the Graham-Cassidy bill
  • Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and Jimmy Kimmel talk health care.
  • Michael Brooks: Cassidy wants healthcare states’ rights… Unless your state wants medicare for all.
  • Seth Meyers: Republicans can’t defend their cruel Graham-Cassidy health care bill
  • Dawn of the bill: Return of the killer healthcare plan
  • Young Turks: John McCain reveals his Graham-Cassidy healthcare vote…
  • Obama responds to health care repeal bill
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Bill Cassidy’s “health care” bill:

  • Jimmy Kimmel fights back against Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham and Chris Christie
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Round 3 of Jimmy Kimmel’s health care battle
  • Stephen: Ten things Chuck Grassley hates about the healthcare bill he’s voting for
  • Lewis Black: Republicans don’t know what insurance is
  • Young Turks: Polls show America HATES Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill

Dom Joy: 50 state word association .

Stephen: A very Ted Cruz porno.

Farron Cousins: Republican politicians launch their own fake news website to spread propaganda.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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open thread

by Carl Ballard — Thursday, 9/21/17, 9:54 pm

So, who should replace Tim Burgess on the City Council? It can be anyone in Seattle. I will take myself out of contention.

When Jim Compton left, and there was an opening on the Council, they said they wanted a woman of color, got a hundred or so applications, and went with a white lady. This time, there are women of color on the Council, so maybe they’ll say that they need some other unrepresented group, and then not pick them.

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