When I unpacked after my vacation, I realized that I have 4 half-used travel size toothpaste tubes. I always buy a new one for my vacation. It feels wasteful, but I don’t want to run out on my trip. And I can’t really judge how much is left. So I think I ‘m going to just use them not on vacation.
Anyway, most Republicans hate you and want you to die for want of healthcare.
2 Samuel 17:29
Cheese.
Discuss.
Jim Jefferies: How to get a green card.
ONN: Cop explains how it feels to live in fear someone might record you brutalizing a civilian.
Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie threatens Jimmy’s family with violence.
Adam ruins college loans.
Трамп: Sociopath, Imbecile or Both?
We need to change how we bury the dead.
John Oliver: Nuclear waste.
What’s wrong with the U.S. Navy’s 7th Fleet?
Young Turks: James Comey has a new job.
Daily Show: Introducing The Opposition with Jordan Klepper.
Nazi’s, Racists, and Other Assholes:
Here is how a congressman gets caught by the FBI.
Four views of the solar eclipse.
David Alan Grier: How to tell if something is a protest or a riot.
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
I am a rather slow reader. As such, I’m usually pretty quick to give up on a book that I don’t dig. Recently, a friend recommended a book that has taken me a week to read 2 chapters. So at what point do I bail without being an asshole?
I think I’m going to use my Democracy Vouchers this week. The problem is that the only competitive race is the one I care the least about. I’d be happy with either 8th District candidate. I don’t know, would it be strange to give one each to Grant and Mosqueda? Probably. Will I do it? Leaning toward it.
The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening. Please join us for an evening of politics and conversation over a pint.
We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.
Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 236 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.
People keep wondering how far Trump will have to go before his supporters have had enough. And I think the answer is never. Trump’s supporters support him because he’s a violent criminal who supports other violent criminals. Of course racism is part of it. But they also support him because he assaults women. So there is no too racist, too violent, too criminal.
Judges 10:4
He had thirty sons, who rode thirty donkeys.
Discuss.
Mental Floss: 26 Wild West facts.
Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.
VSauce: The napkin ring problem.
Трамп Tells The World He is a Piece-o-Shit Nazi Sympathizer:
Conan with Sen. Al Franken: Campaign rival took his beastiality joke out of context.
Adam ruins Christopher Columbus.
Nazis Prove to be…Well, Nazis!:
Minute Physics: Black holes, neutron stars, and white dwarfs .
Seth Meyers: Amber’s Late Night safe space.
VOX: How a recording-studio mishap shaped ’80s music.
Bill Maher does Sen. Al Franken.
Eclipsed:
A trick to visualize higher dimensions.
Minute Physics: Correlation CAN imply causation!
When Tina Fey gets political.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
There once was a thread from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long it could suck it.
Wait, threads don’t have a penis
Oh, well, I mean this:
This poem’s off the rails, so fuck it.
It’s good to be back in Seattle. I’ve been back a few days, but I’m still pretty exhausted.
It was great to see my family. I told my cousin that I would link to his Shopify store for all of your President Baby Hands needs.
When events become absolutely horrifying, it is our sense of community and collective purpose that offers solace and even hope. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally on Tuesday evening. Let’s talk it over.
We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.
Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 236 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.
1 Kings 1:1-4
King David was now an old man, and he always felt cold, even under a lot of blankets. His officials said, “Your Majesty, we will look for a young woman to take care of you. She can lie down beside you and keep you warm.” They looked everywhere in Israel until they found a very beautiful young woman named Abishag, who lived in the town of Shunem. They brought her to David, and she took care of him.
Discuss.
Adam Ruins Everything: How the fine art market is a scam.
Stephen: Eric Bolling is FAUX News’ disgraced employee of the month
Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.
Трамп Tries Trashing the World:
Jim Jefferies does Bill Burr.
Late Show: War in Guam! Wait, where is that again?
Bill Maher: New Rule—rename GOP “The Troll Party”.
Minute Physics: Will batteries power the world?
Why you need special glasses to view the eclipse.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
I quite enjoyed DC. Thanks for the suggestions and such. I took the train up to New Hampshire yesterday. It’s pretty convenient if you have family to pick you up.
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