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Hillary as Nut Cracker

by Darryl — Thursday, 5/7/15, 7:44 pm

This happened in Washington state a bit over seven years ago:

This story was brought to mind as I was thinking about the upcoming election season—I guess the idea of Hillary bringing down a big slate of almost all males nutjobbers served as a vehicle to invoke the Hillary-as-nut-cracker metaphor, triggering the memory.

Hillary will, in fact, end up running against only one Republican. Even so, almost all the Republican candidates will be running as the anti-Clinton, besides trying to out-conservative, out-gun, out-god, out-science-deny, and out-homophobe the others.

It’s going to be entertaining. More so, if we can get some more televised G.O.P. debates.

And every time a Republican drops out, I’ll be hearing another nut being cracked….

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    Sloppy Travis Bickle spews:

    Friday, 5/8/15 at 9:22 am

    And every time a Republican drops out, I’ll be hearing another nut being cracked….

    Apparently the testicles of a socialist make no noise.

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