Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

Thom: Is Libertarianism dead?

Sam Seder: North Carolina’s anti-gay amendment will ‘protect the Caucasian race’ says Senator’s wife.

David Letterman does Stephen Colbert.

Alyona’s Tool Time Award: Gay marriage will lead to White extinction.

Foxx in the school house:

Ann Telnaes: Blind leading the blind.

Sam Seder: Tens of thousands occupy May Day, Reuters calls it a ‘dud’.

Alyona’s Tool Time Award: Some Tea Party hypocrite.

Thom: The Good, The Bad, and The Very, Very Ugly.

Roy Zimmerman: Vote Republican, NJ edition.

Thom: Some Good, Bad, and Very, Very Ugly.

Stephen: Paul Ryan’s Christian budget cuts.

Alyona: John Yoo is off the hook for torture.

Greenman: Wind power at the crossroads.

Actual Audio: Boehner versus women.

Thom: War criminal John Yoo walks.

Young Turks: The bin Laden letters.

Occupy May Day.

This week in unnecessary censorship.

Campaign 2012:

Alyona’s Tool Time Award: Heartland Institute for “Climate change is for Unibombers.

Jen: Republican War on women is real.

Jonathan Mann: This is why I march.

Thom: Exposing the biggest, most corrupt organization ever.

Daily Show: The oppression of Missouri gun owners.

Pap and Sen. Boxer: Republican War on Women.

Republicans, get in my vagina:

Sam Seder: The rich would rather give up American passport than pay taxes.

Alyona: Rubio’s DREAM Act, more like ‘Nightmare Act’.

White House: West Wing Week.

The Strange Detention of Daniel Chong:

Jon on bin Laden’s letters.

Romney, Bachmann, McDonnell: Turning Back the Clock on Women’s Health.

Thom: Some more Good, Bad, and Very, Very Ugly.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.


  1. 1

    David spews:

    RE: Anti-gay amendment “protecting” the Caucasian race… so basically she and her husband believe that every white male and female would choose to marry a same-sex partner? I’d say that says a lot more about their sexual preference and marriage than maybe they want to be letting people know.

  2. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Arizona Bans Funding To Planned Parenthood

    “Arizona Governor Jan Brewer on Friday signed into law a bill banning abortion providers like Planned Parenthood from receiving money through the state, her office said in a statement. …

    “Arizona does not provide tax dollars for abortion, but backers said the law is needed to make sure that no indirect monies are funneled to organizations like Planned Parenthood that provide abortion and other health services. …

    “But officials at Planned Parenthood Arizona … said the law means that thousands of women in the state may now go without life-saving cancer screenings … and basic health care.”

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: The GOP’s solution to women killing babies is to make sure women die before they can have babies.

  3. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    For what it’s worth, Gov. Brewer’s son was found not guilty of rape by reason of insanity, and is confined in a state mental hospital. I wonder if he gets better food because his mom is the governor?

    On the other hand, she seems like the type that would stick her own son in a privatized prison or mental hospital where they boost profits by skimping on the inmates’ food.

  4. 5


    As long as there are Republicans who want to smoke pot and use other recreational substances libertarianism will never die.

  5. 11

    Puddybud spews:

    Somehow this was missed on the Friday Night Funny Pages.

    The truth is never told by the slobbering libtardo media:

    Republicans are right: The White House is greatly exaggerating when it says that “women, in particular,” benefit from a prevention fund that the House GOP proposes to repeal. The truth is that the fund in question wasn’t set up specifically for women’s health programs, and we could find no concrete evidence that it has paid anything to gender-specific health programs so far.

    For example, the fund has paid for programs to discourage tobacco use, encourage physical fitness, and prevent heart disease and cancer — for both sexes. And House Speaker John Boehner is correct when he says the White House itself has proposed cutting this very same fund. The president’s fiscal 2013 budget proposes to slash $4 billion from the fund over 10 years. Furthermore, in February, Democrats agreed to a $5 billion cut in the fund to help pay for extending a payroll tax cut and delaying a reduction in Medicare payment to physicians. That bill passed with bipartisan support.

  6. 12

    Puddybud spews:

    Anderson Cooper finally smacks down Morons.Org for their silly double standards and this was missed on the Friday Night Funny Pages!

    Maybe CNN being in the ratings doldrums will now be an honest broker of the news!

    Maybe I’ll watch AC360 now and then!

  7. 13

    Puddybud spews:

    And this too was missed on the Friday Night Funny Pages.

    Typical DUMMOCRAPT Comment…

    “I concluded I took that money because there was a sense of entitlement.” Always entitled to the dole!

    So what did he do with the hijacked money for inner chilluns? Read it here.

    Puddy Commentary: Where’s Eric Holder?

  8. 14

    Puddybud spews:

    Now this doesn’t meet the Friday Night Funny Pages criteria because most HA libtards hate Christianity but love anything non-Christian!

  9. 15

    Puddybud spews:

    And last but not least… we know why the unemployment rate keeps dropping…

    In April the number of people not in the labor force rose by a whopping 522,000 from 87,897,000 to
    88,419,000. This is the highest on record. The flip side, and the reason why the unemployment dropped to 8.1% is that the labor force participation rate just dipped to a new 30 year low of 64.3%.

  10. 16

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:


    Puddy Commentary: Where’s Eric Holder?

    From your own link, dipshit:

    As part of the exhibits filed by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in today’s sentencing of Harry Thomas Jr., we learn a little bit more about where the disgraced former Ward 5 councilmember spent more than $350,000 of public money he stole.

    U.S. Attorney’s Office? Hmmm – isn’t that the Justice Department? Who runs that one? Oh, yeah! Eric Holder!

    God, you’re pathetic.

  11. 17

    Puddybud spews:

    Oh my Lib the moron@16 doesn’t get it… Well he is kinda stupid!

    Let’s see if he thinks about it a little longer…

    I guess the other factual posts like the dropping workforce and the smack down are too difficult for him!

  12. 18

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:


    Now this doesn’t meet the Friday Night Funny Pages criteria because most HA libtards hate Christianity but love anything non-Christian!

    Feel persecuted much?

    Link is to “ACLJ” – American Center for Law and Justice – with an acronym startlingly, perhaps confusingly, close to the leftist bastion ACLU. Hmmm, wonder why they did that?

    Anyway, the ACLJ is the family business of right-wing partisan hack Jay Sekulow. You’ll note from the Wikipedia page that Sekulow is a graduate of the “Regen University” law school, that institution that gave us Gov. Bob McDonnell and the infamous Monica Goodling. He’s a frequent partisan on Fox, and in fact, the home page of the ACLJ shows a screenshot of one of the FoxNoise Barbi dolls with the quote, “Critics: Sebalius has no clue about HC legal issues”

    More right wing grifters, sucking at the tit of Christianist victimhood.

  13. 19

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    I guess the other factual posts like the dropping workforce and the smack down are too difficult for him!

    Nope, just hadn’t bothered with your drivel on those, yet. I’ll take your post as a concession that I’ve shown you to be a bullshit artist, once again. Thanks.

    Oh, BTW, I’ve never heard back on you regarding your thoughts about when the dinosaurs died out – was it really 1937? How do you YECs* explain away the fossil record again?

    *Young Earth Creationists

  14. 20

    No Time for Fascists spews:

    most HA libtards hate Christianity but love anything non-Christian!

    B.S. Do not assume. I oppose bigots and tolerance, regardless if they are christian, muslim, buddhist, wiccan or athiest, etc.

    Should HA liberals love the christian preacher who preached smacking their kids around if they show signs of being effeminate. No.

    Should HA liberals love the muslim preacher who preached killing christian. Equally No.

    You are willfully being stupid and inflammatory.

  15. 21

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    You are willfully being stupid and inflammatory.

    I’m not sure he can help that. I think all the Dominionist Christianism has really really warped him.

  16. 22

    Deathfrogg spews:

    People, don’t try to engage SpuddyPud in rational discourse, he’s a borderline personality with profound schizoid modifiers. He’s the kind of guy that argues with his dead mother while cornholing his neighbors ShiTzu.

  17. 23

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    I was thinking about puddles the other day (yeah, I know, kinda weird), and how he professes outrage at African American poverty (appropriate) but blames leftist policies as the root cause (as if actual leftist policies have ever been enacted in this country).

    I was trying to think through how he gets from being offended at poverty, particularly African American poverty, a response I share with him, to an embrace of right-wing economic policy.

    That the capitalist system we have, built on a society that seems irredeemably racist, would yield masses of structurally impoverished people, and that certain particularly oppressed groups – people of color, women, sexual minorities – are disproportionately disadvantaged, seems obvious.

    What I don’t get is how he gets from there to an embrace of the most doctrinaire neoconservatism, an analysis and thought process that is savagely dedicated to preserving white male capitalist power, dedicated to a society of oligarchical “Haves” with masses of cheap/free labor commoditized “Have-Nots”. How does he get to allegiance with the people dedicated to massive incarceration rates, particularly among African American men? How does he form this rather rabid bond with the folks who executed the Southern Strategy, winning power by winning over (and ultimately being captive to) the Southern racists?

    How does this happen?


    My theory is that an embrace of a fringy-fundamentalist religiosity, demanding the most science-denying beliefs and a posture of persecution and victimhood, leads necessarily to an embrace of right-wing political thought. It’s a kind of tribalism. To sit in a pew, or wherever, and espouse denials of evolution, of climate science, of cosmology, to construct the belief that literal mountains of data regarding the fossil record, biology, stellar evolution, red-shifts, acidic oceans, and on and on, are all tricks by the devil to confuse us humans, or tricks by God to challenge faith in the 6000-year-old universe, leads one to, I would say, insanity.

    To hold those beliefs seems to yield a defensive hatred of those the believe in data, in science, in empiric understanding of our world. That sense of defensiveness, of victimhood, yields fertile ground for reactionary thinking, for embrace of right-wing thought. Moreover, the peddlers of Dominionist thinking, that God ™ is returning in “Clouds O’Glory”, are universally aligned with the Republican party. It’s tribalism again.

    And as we’ve seen here over and over, there’s no discussion, no exchange of ideas, no agreement even on basic facts. I’m not sure that a society such divided is even governable.

  18. 24

    Michael spews:

    According to the Tacoma paper’s editorial board:

    TransCanada, the company behind the Keystone XL, has come up with a new plan that would route the line around the Sandhills region and Ogallala reservoir in Alaska; opponents had focused much of their rhetoric on the threat of spills in those areas.

    Read more here:

    Last I checked the Ogallala was an aquifer not a reservoir and it isn’t in Alaska.

  19. 25

    Deathfrogg spews:

    @ 23

    Hasn’t that always been the purpose of religion? Blind faith only means unquestioning obedience in all things. There is a large segment of the human population that demands to be ruled, and commanded. They obey, thats what they were taught to do from the time of their birth. They obey, they obey the rantings of an alcoholic or schizophrenic parent. They submit to the will of the loudest, most violent people in the room or the people who tell them what they should always be afraid of. As adults, they obey the ravings of an angry, violent individual or a sociopathic preacher or political leader who presents the same personality characteristics as that parent. Ted Nugent as an example, presents the adult characteristics of a kid who was severely psychologically abused as a child.

    Such people demand that someone tell them what to do, now, and forever, all the time, for absolutely everything. Disobedience to a self-imposed authority who stands up and loudly demands that obedience is impossible for them to consider, much as it would be impossible for normal people to do something impossibly horrible to their children. But there are plenty of people who do commit such acts. Every day one can read about someone burning their kids with cigarettes, sticking their hands in pots of boiling water or starving them in cages or selling them to 50 rapists a day. Every single day. Not all are religious, but many are and rationalize it in their faith structure and the corresponding belief system.

    There is a reason why Pentecostals, Catholics and Mormons consistently produce the largest number of schizophrenic or bipolar children, and have the highest rates of violent child abuse and spousal abuse in the country. Not to mention divorce rates, alcoholism, downloads of violent rape or war pornography and drug abuse. Closeted, insular groupings of people provide a self-reenforcing feedback in their social paradigms. Thats why David Koresh could rape 7 year olds and get away with it for years. Thats why Hitler and Stalin and Mussolini and Duvalier were so successful in their times. All you need to do is convince 12 people out of a hundred and teach them how to each convince 12 people out of a hundred that they are something superior to the others. Hitler used pentacostal vocal motives in his speeches. He was the most vehemently strident person in the room and had the support of the largest, wealthiest industrialist families in the world. The people who managed to still gather incredible, immeasurable wealth for themselves in the face of the horrible economic depression in Germany at the time. Thats what the GOP/TeaParty is trying to duplicate in the United States right now. They know damn well what they can accomplish when unemployment approaches 20% of the population. Starving, desperate people in large numbers will always follow the most charismatic person in the room. Even if that person promotes violence as a method of regaining economic prosperity.

  20. 26

    Puddybud spews:

    For the record, Puddy does not agree with that minister who said to smack their children if they have homo qualities.

  21. 27

    Puddybud spews:

    For the record Puddy does blame the ills of my people on liberal policies.

    Being from the inner city of Philly, I know first hand how NOTHING was ever delivered to the poor minorities for their votes!

  22. 28


    So how can anything coming from that mouth be taken as truth anymore?

    Heh! And the twirp goes to Limbaugh for “truth”.

    Three days straight Limbaugh called a woman a “slut” and a “prostitute”..

    Three days straight. And his listeners ate it up.

  23. 29

    Puddybud spews:

    Once again the ylb db moron appears.

    No equivalence between Pelosi, the Congressional leader of the DUMMOCRAPTS who help craft stupid laws and Rush Limbaugh who is a talk show host who doesn’t contribute to candidates.

    But, in the teeny leetle mind of ylb… he has to think of something…


  24. 30


    a talk show host who doesn’t contribute to candidates.

    LMAO!!! The subject was “truth” and Limbaugh STINKS RIGHT you moron!

    Shit, the biggest thrill in your life would be to watch films of Sandra Fluke having sex with her boyfriend in Limbaugh’s den with the fat stinking right “truth-teller” in chief himself.

    As Limbaugh fantasized during those three days.

    Stink righters are big in showing off their popguns to each other.. Reminiscent of the classic circle jerks between Puddydope and his sockpuppet MWS.

    Here’s the latest WMD from the right you dipshit!

    Show that off to Limbaugh!

  25. 31


    He’s the kind of guy that argues with his dead mother

    MWS as a dead mother? It kind of makes sense. Nice angle.

  26. 32

    Liberal Scientist spews:

    For the record Puddy does blame the ills of my people on liberal policies.


    Leftist liberal capitalists captured and enslaved West Africans and transported them to America and slavery.

    Leftist liberal capitalist Southerners maintained an economy based on human, African-American slavery.

    Leftist liberals capitalist whites formed the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and a more general system of indentured servituded and sharecropping post-Civil War.

    Leftist liberals beat and murdered Northern volunteers and Southern Black heros trying to capture the right to vote and generally participate as equals in society.

    Leftist liberals fought the establishment of Social Security and Medicare, programs for all elderly Americans, Black or White or Brown, that systematically destroyed elderly poverty.

    Leftist liberals propelled Ronald Raygun to victory after he started his campaign in Philadelphia Mississippi, essentially on the graves of Chaney, Schwerner and Goodman, declaring his allegence to “states rights”; said Raygun would soon after make hay with racist whites with his condemnation of (imaginary) Cadillac-driving ‘welfare queens’.

    Leftist liberals have always fought againt justice organizations like the Southern Poverty Law Center.

    Leftist liberals are the biggest supporters of the Paul Ryan budget, a plan that would eviscerate our societal commitment to a safety net for the poor and the vulnerable.

    Yep, puddles, liberals are the enemy of the poor, and only those inclusive, positive, constructive Christianist Republicans can bring our society together as a family and ensure dignity and participation for all.

  27. 33

    Puddybud spews:

    Shit, the biggest thrill in your life would be to watch films of Sandra Fluke having sex with her boyfriend in Limbaugh’s den with the fat stinking right “truth-teller” in chief himself.

    When does this moron think of useless manure like this?

    Oh wait… he’s home 24×7 doing nothing but cruising useless left wrong puke sites.

  28. 34


    33 – Not convinced huh?? From the mouth of the fat stinking right “truth-teller” himself:

    “if we’re going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”

    That’s the stinking right “truth” from the top asshole your kind worships.

  29. 35


    Now it’s time we said a word of commiseration about the sadly, abruptly departed Andrew Breitbart who for a long while was PuddySilly’s go to guy for vicious, scurrilous, inflammatory right wing bullshit.

    43 years of age leaving behind a wife and 4 kids.. Very sad.

    We’re sorry for the loss to “your side” PuddyDope you damn fool!

    What a blow to “stinking right truth”!

  30. 37

    Michael spews:

    Suck it, righty’s!

    Francois Hollande, the former leader of France’s Socialist Party, has been elected president of France, defeating incumbent Nicolas Sarkozy.

  31. 38

    Steve spews:

    I see that the wingnuts are trying hard to disown teabagging neo-Nazi murderer J.T. Ready. Gonna stick him in the Timothy McVeigh wing of the Democratic Party, huh? How fucking pathetic.

  32. 40



    Austerity is dying a sure death in Europe!

    Hooverism didn’t work right wing dopes! Never can work.

  33. 41

    Puddybud spews:

    “We put our back to everybody back there”… JT Ready and who were they Occupy Phoenix and who was JT facing? The Phoenix police.

    “We’re not wall street bankers”… JT Ready

    “Exercise your first admendment right!” JT Ready

    “They can trick the people like they did in Greece”… JT Ready

  34. 42

    Michael spews:


    Sound like a lefty to you:

    I became the fastest promoted CS3 within Jay Mount’s conservative fundraising power wagon MDS. I started my own charity “Manna for Mesa” and fed hordes of homeless. I worked tirelessly in Mormon charitable endeavors. Still, friends and neighbors considered me an opinion molder and prodded me into local politics. From President of the Mesa Community College Republican’s Club, to shadowing elected officials such as former Speaker of the House Jeff Groscost who took me under their wing, to working my way up the food chain in the state republican party with Senator Russell Pearce, I had an innate knack for delivering powerful speeches, winning debates, and delivering one line knock out blows to political rivals. I became a precinct committeeman, precinct captain, county delegate, state delegate, and national delegate alternate as well as making a strong show in a city council race where I came in ahead of a well-funded Latina activist in a largely Hispanic district.

  35. 43

    Puddybud spews:

    While the left cheers the Socialist in France… the wealthy look to leave France like the leftists did in California from 2006-2009 when taxes kept going up and up and up. People making greater than $500,000 was 146,221 returns in 2007. Only 98,610 returns in 2009. U do the math when you tax tax tax.

  36. 44

    Puddybud spews:

    Leftist liberals have always fought againt justice organizations like the Southern Poverty Law Center.

    Answer from the SPLC

    “We’re not really set up to cover the extreme Left.”

  37. 46


    43 – I call right wing bullshit:

    We found that the number of millionaire taxpayers increased significantly after the passage of Proposition 63. Between 2004 and 2007, there was a 48.6 percent increase in the number of tax returns filed by taxpayers with adjusted gross incomes of more than $1 million. In contrast, the total number of taxpayers in the state increased by 8.6 percent during the same period. While we certainly don’t claim that high-income earners moved to California to pay the higher tax rate, there is also little evidence to support the claim that they are leaving to avoid paying the higher rates.

    Right wing bullshit refuted.

  38. 47

    Puddybud spews:

    Speaking of Breitbart

    Today, Brown and Obama campaigned together at Ohio State University’s Schottenstein Center. According to sources close to Breitbart News, conservative activists papered cars outside the arena with excerpts of the aforementioned restraining order as well as yesterday’s Breitbart News report. Larke Brown’s motion asked the court to stop Sherrod from “harassing, including telephone harassment, annoying, interfering with or doing bodily harm to this Plaintiff at her residence or elsewhere.” Shapiro drew attention to the irony of Obama choosing to launch his campaign with Brown in the midst of the alleged “War on Women.”





  39. 48

    Puddybud spews:

    Yes I call bullshittium on ylb…

    ylb – 2004-2007

    Puddy 2007-2009 My post is from CA Government tax returns.

    See ya useless tool and fool!

  40. 49

    Puddybud spews:

    And from here… you can see the rich paid $25.7 billion in taxes for 2007 and only $12.3 billion in taxes in 2009. So where did they go buttboi? They went outta there!

    Butt being the HA db buttboi you can take all night long ya idiot!

  41. 51


    48 zzzzzZZZzzzzz. Millionaires moved into the State stupid to make money after 2004.

    Then the economy crashed and they gave their houses back to the bank in “strategic defaults”.

    They didn’t stay away. Stay stupid. It becomes you.

  42. 52

    Puddybud spews:

    Once you catch ylb in his stupidity it’s


    Then the economy crashed and they gave their houses back to the bank in “strategic defaults”.

    The CA leftist defaults happened after 2009. Rememba, CA votes blue where the rich peeps live!

    Yes your bullshittium puts everyone to sleep.


  43. 53

    Michael spews:

    Remember back when Obama was running for president and the righties were all “he’s soft on terror” “he’s going to give muslims a free pass?” I do. Well, Obama’s racked up another win on terror. Suck it, righties.

    Sana’a, May 7 — Two wanted terrorists of the Yemen-based Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) have been killed in a US air strike in a mountainous region in Yemen, a media report said.

    Fahd al-Quso al-Awlaki and his nephew Fahed al-Akdam were killed Sunday in the air strike in southeastern Shabwa province, Xinhua reported.

    Al-Quso was jailed in Yemen in 2002 for his involvement in attacking US Navy destroyer USS Cole in the country’s Aden port, in which 17 American sailors were killed.

  44. 54

    Puddybud spews:

    the righties were all “he’s soft on terror”

    No, that was Hillary Clinton ya idiot! She started in in 2007!

    Stay stupid, with no memory!

  45. 55

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    Puddles – you still haven’t answered me – did the last dinosaurs die out in 1937?

    How did the Emperor Penguins get from Antarctica to Noah’s ark?

    Are you a crackpot, or a rational person?

    Why do you lie that way? Doesn’t that god of yours get mad about that?

    All this spinning spinning spinning – your psychosis is showing. Margaret Thatcher – really? That’s all you’ve got? Really?

    Pathetic. Go away now.

  46. 56

    Liberal Scientist is a slut who occasionally wears a hoodie spews:

    Puddles is making a case, seeming to rely on tax receipt comparisons between 2007 and 2009, indicating some sort of wealthy flight from socialist demons.

    Really? 2007 v. 2009?

    Did you hear about the Bush depression? Kinda causes tax receipts to take it in the shorts.

    Sheesh. You really need to try harder, or go to where similar minded psychotics hang out – like over at SoundPolitics – or don’t they like black people there? I suspect not, though they are your ‘chosen people’.

  47. 57

    Michael spews:


    Soft on terror was both, actually. Giving a free pass to muslims was just the right, including you, Puddy.