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Robert Reich: The real Socialism in America is not what you think

The Clowns, Cowards, Con-artists, Criminals and Conspirators that Comprise the Current G.O.P.:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Bill Maher: Conservative comedy

This Week in ТрампPlague:

Amber Ruffin: A year since George Floyd’s murder and no police reform bill

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Bob is a faud. A fake and a phoney baloney.

    He voted for The FuckHumpster to release 5000 Taliban prisoners. You know that Taliban. I

  2. 2

    Breeding will not save them.

    The ultimate slight to God. He gave them the gift of reproduction and they’ve abused it for it only to be the detriment to civilization. The epitome of failure. What can be expected from Neanderthals?

  4. 4

    Ironic one of the Congressmen kicked off the 1-6 committee is still trying to sabotage it by asking the telecom companies to defy the subpoenas.

  5. 5

    We lost 13 service members.

    In response our drone took out one guy and his driver.

    Keep going, Mr. President. Meanwhile, begin softening the ground on the All Life Is Sacred contingent, as they’re gonna have to get much more comfortable with drone strikes and the attendant collateral circulation.

  8. 8

    Unfortunately this doesn’t go back further than Al Gore, although not even Dan Quayle looked as incompetent as does Kamala Harris.

    Going back 28 years in NBC polling, no other new vice president has been welcomed so coldly by Americans as the Democrat and first woman in the job.

    In the latest survey, pollster Bill McInturff pointed out her low positive rating, at 37%, and tweeted this morning, “VP Harris has lowest feeling thermometer of any first year VP going back to Gore in 1993 with an unprecedented ‘very negative’ rating on @NBCNews survey tracking.”

    The survey put her positive rating below former Vice Presidents Gore, Cheney, Biden and Pence.

    She also has the largest “total positive” versus “total negative” gap at negative nine points. For comparison, Cheney’s gap was a positive 23-points.

    And McInturff also highlighted the vice president’s “very positive” versus “very negative” rating to rank her thermometer reading and found that gap at a whopping negative 17 points, nearly tripling the next worst, Biden’s negative six points in his first year of the Obama administration.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/kamala-harris-has-unprecedented-negative-rating/ar-AANJBCm

    Now, it’s not a poll type that Darryl will use in 2024, but it’s instructive. I mean, can you imagine as your next president somebody who is nearly three times as awful as First Vegetable Joe Biden?

    ’cause that’s what Democrats voted to elect. That’s why Kamala Harris is being hidden from view this week. White House Communications understands that she’s three times as awful as the imbecile in the Oval Office.

  10. 10

    Even YLB might learn, if forced to put down the tin cup.

    Jeremy Boreing
    @JeremyDBoreing
    ·
    2h
    Again, millions will not be thrown out of their homes. Thousands will be thrown out of their homes and millions will suddenly remember how to pay their rent.
    Quote Tweet
    Rashida Tlaib
    @RashidaTlaib
    · 17h
    SCOTUS has always protected the interests of the rich & corporations at the expense of working people. This is just another example. The Court’s gross, partisan decision will throw millions out of their homes in the middle of a surging pandemic.

    Congress must act now. twitter.com/RepPressley/st…

  11. 11

    ’cause that’s what Democrats voted to elect.

    Says the low IQ stupe who voted to give us a raging orange man-baby and “Hang Mike Pence”.

    What sold you on that? His love for Putin and the GRU? Prince Bone Saw? Love letters to Kim Jung un? Committing to a withdrawel from Afghanistan while wanting to invite the Taliban to Camp David? Horse de-wormer? An insurrection of “grandmothers” intended to end democracy in America?

    You’re a low IQ stupe traitor and your opinion doesn’t mean jack shit.

  12. 12

    @ 9

    Florida COVID update: 901 added deaths, largest single-day increase in pandemic history

    About those 901 single-day deaths, Steve.

    A major newspaper implied that 901 Florida residents died of COVID in a single day. It was actually as low as eight. This is why people hate the media.

    https://notthebee.com/article/a-major-newspaper-implied-that-900-florida-residents-died-of-covid-in-a-single-day-it-was-actually-as-low-as-eight-this-is-why-people-hate-the-media

    Steve, it was an adjustment to the number of deaths over an extended period of time, which added 901 to the total.

    I don’t recall you being so worked up when the new NY governor added 12,000 new The Wuhan deaths to the state’s total.

    Of course, you did not misunderstand to the extent that you believed those 12,000 additional deaths occurred on the same day, did you, Steve?

    Of course that’s what you believed. Had you read the piece, carefully, you might have understood what really happened. Sadly, although not unexpectedly, you failed to read beyond 1) the headline and 2) what RawStory or something like it told you what to believe.

    Be better, Steve. It’s still in you to do so.

  13. 13

    @ 12

    …your opinion doesn’t mean jack shit.

    Your opinion, Moobs, was cribbed from RawStory. That’s what you’ve got these days.

  15. 15

    Due to a sudden shortage, a call has gone out for any and all large-breasted birthing people to apply to be hula dancers.

    COVID-19 surge pummels Hawaii and its native population

    Moobs, with tips you could do pretty well there, hoa aloha.

    YLB, nobody wants to see your saggy shit. Teabags aplenty in the Lower 48.

  16. 16

    Your opinion, Moobs, was cribbed from RawStory. That’s what you’ve got these days.

    No link to any site in that comment, you low IQ stupe.

    That aside, the low IQ stupe traitor pretends he has never heard of a “news aggregator website” before, even though he repeatedly posts links to them. The low IQ stupe has to do this to prevent Raw Story links from causing his low IQ head to explode.

  17. 17

    He’s not wrong.

    Eli Lake
    @EliLake
    ·
    22h
    The anti war movement has finally gotten what it wanted. They ended the forever war in Afghanistan. As a result, women will return to bondage, our allies will be murdered, America has been humiliated and Afghanistan is again a safe haven for terror.

    America’s humiliation began in 2016, the first of two successive presidential election years in which both candidates were absolutely horrible options.

    We get the government we deserve. Good and hard we deserve it.

  18. 18

    America’s humiliation began in 2016, the first of two successive presidential election years in which both candidates were absolutely horrible options.

    We get the government we deserve. Good and hard we deserve it.

    What you’re going to get is the hanging you deserve for your fucking treason.

  19. 19

    Moobs, with tips you could do pretty well there, hoa aloha.

    Because I can only play full-court basketball for 2 hours straight anymore, the low IQ stupe made me cry with his low IQ stupe comment.

  20. 20

    There are ongoing, formal clinical trials of ivermectin.

    Here’s one:

    Study Type : Interventional (Clinical Trial)
    Estimated Enrollment : 500 participants
    Allocation: Randomized
    Intervention Model: Parallel Assignment
    Intervention Model Description: This is a multicenter, open-label, randomized controlled clinical trial involving COVID-19 designated hospitals in Malaysia. Patients are randomized at ratio of 1:1 to groups receiving ivermectin for 5 days plus standard-of-care versus standard-of-care only. Patients will be assigned to stratified randomized treatments based on a central, computer-generated randomization scheme coordinated by an independent third party. Based on national guidelines, all high risk COVID-19 patients will be admitted to hospitals, and allow discharge once criteria met
    Masking: Single (Investigator)
    Primary Purpose: Treatment
    Official Title: Ivermectin Treatment Efficacy in Covid-19 High Risk Patients (I-TECH Study): A Multicenter Open-label Randomized Controlled Trial
    Actual Study Start Date : June 1, 2021
    Estimated Primary Completion Date : December 1, 2021
    Estimated Study Completion Date : January 1, 2022

    Here’s another, reported by The Lancet:

    Interpretation
    Among patients with non-severe COVID-19 and no risk factors for severe disease receiving a single 400 mcg/kg dose of ivermectin within 72 h of fever or cough onset there was no difference in the proportion of PCR positives. There was however a marked reduction of self-reported anosmia/hyposmia, a reduction of cough and a tendency to lower viral loads and lower IgG titers which warrants assessment in larger trials.

    As I wrote yesterday, whenever I see “Fishers exact test”

    The differences between ivermectin and placebo were calculated using Fisher’s exact test and presented as a relative risk ratio.

    I know it’s a pretty small study with small sample sizes being compared. There is absolutely nothing wrong with reporting results from a small study, some of which are quite positive, and advocating a larger study based upon those results.

    I read that there are 88,000 Ivermectin prescriptions being written per week as of earlier this month. The physicians writing them are free to use small trials as justification for off-label use of ivermectin, which is FDA-approved for human use in other applications. The AMA advises against it not because it doesn’t work, but because there are no large-scale studies proving it works.

    I’m less concerned that someone who is a proponent of ivermectin is advising DeSantis than I am about what that physician is telling DeSantis to tell the public. If he’s not telling the public to use horse dewormer and instead is telling them to listen to their own physicians’ recommendations, I am OK with that.

  22. 22

    Here’s the CDC Health Alert issued Thursday 8/26. I tried posting two other times and the server rejected it so you get the link only.

    https://emergency.cdc.gov/han/2021/han00449.asp

    Look at the recommendations for clinicians and PHP. Nowhere does the CDC say don’t use ivermectin. Nowhere.

    Think of all the off-label drugs Anthony Fauci had to prescribe in the 1980s, when physicians were scrambling to find something to treat AIDS with that might work. Might work.

  23. 23

    Cuomosexual G-clown is able to convince himself that taking repeated bareback loads from strangers in the greasy alley behind the gay bar is now semi-safe, because he takes numerous medications that were once only available off-label.

  26. 26

    We lost 13 service members.

    In response our drone took out one guy and his driver.

    I seem to recall..

    after this happened…

    a certain kreepah troll from widbee all of sudden put down its panoply of penis pills and cancelled its weekly xiaflex injection..

    It got on its knees and prayed..

    Thank you Jeebus for sending us teh orange pussy grabber to kill the swarthy persian guy!

    I’m even growing new hair!

  27. 27

    If he’s not telling the public to use horse dewormer and instead is telling them to listen to their own physicians’ recommendations, I am OK with that.

    Are you in this bunch dimfuk?

    Notice the “serious” white coats…

    These are the quacksdoctors that DeathSantis recommends their patients listen to very intently..

    Their lives might depend on it. Got the orange seal of approval from the almighty repuke standard bearer itself.. “very impressive”, it said.

  28. 28

    @ 26

    Soleimani was Iran’s # 1 individual directing terrorist operations, YLB.

    The US isn’t willing to name the two guys they got yesterday. One may assume that it’s because they are nobody special, and Biden was under pressure to do something, anything. Have you seen any headlines yesterday or today that read like this one, YLB?:

    WORLD POLITICS
    ‘The puppet master is dead’: Iranian Gen. Qasem Soleimani’s power, and why his death is such a big deal

    Lemme know when we take out ISIS’K’s # 1 terrorist. So far all we know is the US says it killed two guys. Nothing more. They could be anybody.

    You are a weak, uninformed, poorly comprehending and effeminate individual, YLB. Matching Soleimani’s killing with what the US did yesterday is silly and unserious.

    Which is wholly suprising coming from you, girlfriend.

  30. 30

    Rather, the numbers represent the cumulative deaths gathered from a dataset stretching as far back as March of 2020.

    “Gathered from a dataset…”

    (engages Ivermectin brand decoder ring)

    Withheld from earlier reports for political purposes to conceal the Republican Governor’s incompetence. Then upon recognizing the horrifying nightmare they are about to enter into, decided to go ahead and dump now.

    ‘Cuz you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

  31. 31

    @ 27

    These are the quacksdoctors that DeathSantis recommends their patients listen to very intently..

    YLB, you unserious twat, I would be willing to bet that none of the people in that photo are DeSantis advisors.

    You see white coats and you think two things:

    1) People who are far more intelligent than you are.
    2) People who earn far more than your children ever will.

    You cannot comprehend beyond those basic realizations, YLB. Especially when Goldy’s not there to tell you what to think, sister.

  32. 32

    Medical news, according to YLB:

    People in white coats standing next to a Democrat politician = GOOD.

    People in white coats standing within 500 feet of a Republican politician = BAD.

  33. 33

    I would be willing to bet that none of the people in that photo are DeSantis advisors.

    Of course they are. They got the orange seal of approval..

    https://time.com/6092368/americas-frontline-doctors-covid-19-misinformation/

    The physicians, who wore white lab coats embroidered with the AFLD logo, had come to repeat a range of White House talking points.

    Nothing more “serious” than that for a hack like DeathSantis.

    You see white coats and you think two things:

    I see the white coats in that picture and I see quacks who fucking lie and rip people off…

    I see Scott Atlas and I see a fucking asshole – a dead ringer for you.

    I’ve been reading your shit here for too long.. A fucking white coat is not flattering at all on a washed up kreepee shit from widbee hopelessly addicted to blathering on a liberal comment forum.

    It’s kind of silly really.. So much for “serious”

  34. 34

    The good news for Biden’s Afghanistan disaster is that the Hurricane Ida disaster will help move Kabul off of our radars.

    It will be interesting watching QoS McHillbilly gravitate from dismissing the importance of Afghans who helped the US and US military and their families, to dismissing drowning black citizens in NOLA because they should have known to get vaccinatedthe hell out of NOLA days ago.

  36. 36

    33,
    I see the white coats in that picture and I see…

    … Republican White Nationalist DOCTOR Paul Gosar.

    Brand really matters.

  37. 37

    34,
    Try this instead:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1431255360715862016

    Without any doubt the most dishonest thing that Republicans can claim is that they made a deal to separate the Taliban from Al-Qaeda. That is a dangerously ridiculous fabrication to peddle. And it lies at the heart of the GOP negotiations with the Taliban in Afghanistan and significantly the criminal deceptions engaged in by the DOD leadership.

    The two are inseparably bound. If you form an agreement to bring the Taliban into government in Afghanistan, then you are forming an agreement to provide sovereign state support to Al-Qaeda. If you establish U.S. policy around that lie, then as the constitutionally empowered civilian authority over the U.S. military you are making that lie part of the operational military strategy going forward.

  38. 38

    In Germany, it looks like an anti-COVID-19 party is giving the far-right AfD a hard time.

    https://www.dw.com/en/covid-lockdown-opponents-try-to-sway-german-election/a-59005055

    The AFD is currently polling around 10-11%, about the same as the past Kingmaker party, the Free Democrats. Just weeks ago, they were battling the Social Democrats for 3rd place as the CDU/CSU were in a battle for first with the Greens. The flooding in the Rhine River Valley may have hurt the Union bloc candidate to succeed Merkel. He’s the state premier in North Rhine-Westphalia. Right now, three way split between the Union bloc, Social Democrats, and Greens, with some polls showing the SDP leading for the first time in this German election cycle. Usually they take a hit for being in a Grand Coalition with the lady from Mecklemberg-West Pomerania.

  39. 39

    The AfD being the biggest disruptor in the last German Election, might have sounded like a Party Putin would back, but he has friends in Die Lienke. Pro Putin, Anti-NATO, and against the Afghanistan mission, but criticizing the Chancellor on the pullout. Thought they would gain in the polls over it, so far, still at 6-8% for the former East German Communist party. Anything below 5, unless they win 3 district seats, their out of the Bundestag.
    https://www.dw.com/en/exclusive-germany-was-wrong-to-halt-aid-to-afghanistan-says-left-party-top-candidate-janine-wissler/a-58946555

    Coalition building will be a nightmare, nobody wants to work with the AfD, and the SPD will only work with Die Lienke in the East. Old habits from the past die hard in the West.

  40. 40

    You are a weak, uninformed, poorly comprehending and effeminate individual

    Oftimes wingnut proJection tells me nothing I didn’t already know about a person. In this case, our weak, uninformed, poorly comprehending and effeminate low IQ stupe traitor.

  41. 41

    Although it’s probably true of radiologists, not all doctor’s are weak, uninformed, poorly comprehending and effeminate low IQ stupes.

    When U.S. Army veteran Daniel Wilkinson started feeling sick last week, he went to the hospital in Bellville, Texas, outside Houston. His health problem wasn’t related to COVID-19, but Wilkinson needed advanced care, and with the coronavirus filling up intensive care beds, he couldn’t get it in time to save his life.

    His doctor was shocked.

    Kakli told Begnaud that if it weren’t for the COVID crisis, the procedure for Wilkinson would have taken 30 minutes, and he’d have been back out the door.

    “I’ve never lost a patient from this diagnosis, ever,” Kakli said. “We know what needs to be done and we know how to treat it, and we get them to where they need to go. I’m scared that the next patient that I see is someone that I can’t get to where they need to get to go.

    “We are playing musical chairs, with 100 people and 10 chairs,” he said.

    Republican governors like Abbott should be charged with negligent homicide.

  42. 42

    Wherein the Wall Street Journal makes an ass of itself.

    Details: Asinine editorial debunked here.

    Hey, sloppy journalism happens! It just seems to happen more often to Murdoch-owned media outlets.

  44. 44

    So, two middle-aged black guys took a just-purchased defective TV set to the customer service counter at a Texas WalMart. The white guys behind the counter spent an hour examining their receipt. Then the white cops — four of them — came. They were handcuffed, body-searched, etc., then released. “A female employee screamed at them to take the TV and get the ‘f— out of this store, and never come f—— back,'” and they were banned from ever returning to the store.

    At least they weren’t shot. That’s something.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/2-black-men-say-they-were-handcuffed-while-trying-return-n1277838

    I’d say that one should be worth, oh, say half a million dollars each in federal court.

  46. 46

    Low IQ stupe Josh Hawley on April 13th.

    President Biden should withdraw troops in Afghanistan by May 1, as the Trump administration planned, but better late than never. It’s time for this forever war to end

    Low IQ stupe Josh Hawley on Thursday.

    This is the product of Joe Biden’s catastrophic failure of leadership,. It is now painfully clear he has neither the will nor the capacity to lead. He must resign.

    Damn bear as low IQ as our low IQ stupe traitor.

  48. 48

    @45 Yeah, shoulda had a white pal take it back for them. Walking into a WalMart store with a TV under your arm could get a black person killed in Texas.

    Why there are even any black people in Texas at all is a mystery to me. When the military finishes up in Kabul, they should airlift all the black people out of Texas.

  49. 49

    @41 “Republican governors like Abbott should be charged with negligent homicide.”

    I disagree. He should be charged with murder. This was premeditated.

  50. 50

    Doctor Dimfuk seems to think the inherent difficulties of evacuating people, including some of ours, from a country that was quickly overrun after the government Trump fed to the wolves abruptly collapsed will somehow result in Biden’s defeat in 2024.

    By who? Republicans?

    As a thought experiment, let’s assume the Orange Surrender Monkey doesn’t run again and the GOP nominee is one of the killer governors, e.g. DeathSantis or Abbott. They will face two kinds of voters:

    A. A steadily diminishing group of Republican survivors.

    B. Everybody who’s scared shitless these governors will do to them what they’ve already done to their own states if they get national power.

    Election math can be slippery, and I’m thinking this might not work out quite the way Doctor Dimfuk anticipates.

  52. 52

    @22 “Nowhere does the CDC say don’t use ivermectin. Nowhere.”

    Technically, you’re correct. That was the FDA.

  55. 55

    Doctor Dumbfuck thinks a governor who sends SWAT teams to invade state employees’ homes and forces schoolchildren to get infected with Covid will beat “Vegetable Joe” because of Kabul.

    I think a lot of voters will conclude they’d be better off with a vegetable than another GOP president.

  57. 57

    2024 Race Update (Body Count Totals)

    Kabul: 13 Americans dead (our candidate)
    Florida and Texas: 100,550 Americans dead (their candidates)

  58. 58

    If This Texas Abortion Ban Takes Effect, The State Will Pay Citizens To Enforce It
    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/texas-abortion-ban-sb-8_n_6129383ce4b0231e369bab25

    What makes this Texas statute deputizes private citizens to actively seek out and sue people “aiding or abetting” women who are attempting to get abortions in the state of Texas. If you successfully sue that person — whether it’s an abortion provider, a pregnant woman’s friend, or even the rideshare driver who dropped her off at a clinic — you receive a $10,000 bounty.

    But will those same people adopt kids from foster care? We know the answer to that. No. They don’t want those kinds of children.

  60. 60

    I see it really bothers Bob to see Biden be such as successful true President.

    His pussy grabber grabbed him by the Pussy.

  61. 61

    I think in 2019 and 2030 we lost like 30 service members in Afghanistan. But Bob didn’t care about those suckers and losers it was as if they were captured prisoners.

  63. 63

    I disagree. He should be charged with murder. This was premeditated.

    I say lock the retard’s wheels and hang him

  67. 67

    @66 It’s even better than that. “He was also the leader of the ‘West Texas Minutemen.’”

    https://tinyurl.com/sxtyhtjb

    He was this guy: “Wallace’s Freedom Defenders group also organized a boycott of local pro-mask businesses.”

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not celebrating. I don’t wish this on any family. Thoughts and prayers for his wife and kids. The kids, especially. They deserve a better father. Give their mother a little time, some healing, and maybe they’ll get one.

  69. 69

    “As more workers sue states for opting out of the federal unemployment programs prematurely, more studies show that the cancellation of those benefits haven’t led to job gains. …

    “There is a ‘zero correlation’ between state-level employment growth in July and the timing of the early cancellation of the benefits, according to an analysis by JPMorgan.”

    https://www.aol.com/finance/more-jobless-workers-sue-states-151938266.html

    It was never really about starving workers into submission to make them return to Covid-unsafe workplaces, although Republicans would happily accept that as a fringe benefit. For them, making workers suffer is an end in itself.

  70. 70

    In a feudal society like ours, where an unpopular ruling aristocracy despises and mistreats workers, overtaxes wages, and coddles rich capitalists, but no one is forced to be a serf, it makes no damn sense to work for wages. This is really a no-brainer. Working is for suckers and losers. Everyone should be capitalists instead. Then nobody would have to work or pay taxes, and everyone would be happy.

  73. 73

    @72 “The missile used by the U.S. in the airstrike, called an R9X, is inert. Instead of exploding, the weapon ejects a halo of six large blades stowed inside the skin of the missile, which deploy at the last minute to shred the target of the strike”

    Sounds like it makes quite a mess.

    “The Hellfire R9X is a Hellfire variant with a kinetic warhead with pop-out blades instead of explosives, used against specific human targets; its lethality is due to 45 kg (100 lb) of dense material with six blades flying at high speed, to crush and slice the targeted person—it has been called the Ninja bomb and the Flying Ginsu.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-114_Hellfire#Variants

  76. 76

    Hope the rise in COVID in Florida doesn’t ruin this:

    https://www.gobrightline.com/press-room/brightline-announces-plans-to-resume-service

    Have had high hopes for the privately financed, privately owned service, which like some publicly funded projects has faced opposition from State and local governments, and landowners. Contrary to the trolls, I support operators like these too, especially on corridors that never hosted Amtrak, and the Early Quitters, which the Florida East Coast qualifies as the latter. Miami to West Palm Beach this year, Orlando next year.

  77. 77

    Meanwhile, the lesser known Brightline-West.

    https://brightlinewestconstruction.com/california-construction/

    Like the idea of building it in the middle of the median of I-15, but it’s something CalTrans and Nevada DoT should have considered decades ago. A dedicated passenger right of way, connecting the LA Area with Las Vegas, would be what is known in Europe as Open Access. Greyhounds parent company (soon to be ex if they can find a buyer) used to be a big rail franchise operator in the U.K. and Germany’s FlixBus is now FlixMobility with an expanding rail portfolio. At least it looks like Brightline West will use the Siemens Velcro HST, most likely to be built in Sacramento.

  78. 78

    Bob can’t hang around anymore to have a dialogue; a dialogue doesn’t fit the Propaganda Machine like spewed hate and rhetoric.

    Breeding will not save him.

  79. 79

    Bob, your Pussy Grabber grabbed you by you balls (pussy). And when he squeezes you say, Thank You Sir,
    Please squeeze them harder!

  80. 80

    The Economist:

    Good news for global jihad
    America’s flight from Afghanistan will embolden jihadists around the world
    Even if the Taliban do little to help other fighters, their success is an inspiration

    When a new American president takes office, the leaders of other countries compete to be the first to speak to him. When the Taliban took over Kabul, there was a similar rush to speak to Abdul Ghani Baradar, the public face of the Afghan militant group’s leadership. The winner was Ismail Haniyeh, the leader of Hamas, the Islamist group which controls the Gaza Strip. The read-out of the call posted on Hamas’s website has Mr Haniyeh congratulating Mr Baradar on his victory against the “American occupation” of Afghanistan. It would, he said, be “a prelude to the demise of all occupation forces, foremost of which is the Israeli occupation of Palestine”. Mr Baradar responded in kind, wishing Hamas “victory and empowerment as a result of their resistance”.

    Meanwhile, yesterday First Vegetable Joe Biden fell asleep sitting up during a conversation with the PM of Israel.

    The country’s in the very best of hands.

  81. 81

    It’s refreshing to know that there is an occasional Democrat in office who is not a total fucking pantywaist.

    ‘A Total F*cking Disaster’: Inside Seth Moulton’s Secret Trip to Kabul

    “The thing that everybody needs to understand, even if you completely agree with the Biden administration’s decision to withdraw, the way they have handled this has been a total fucking disaster,” said Moulton, who traveled to the country with Representative Peter Meijer, a Republican from Michigan. “It will be measured in bodies, because a lot of people are dying because they can’t get out.”

    The contrast between Moulton and, say, unserious twat YLB is absolutely staggering.

  82. 82

    Tom Brady’s boss took out a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal.

    “Mr. President, Americans deserve better,” the ad states. “Your impulsive actions, bias and indecision in your crisis in Afghanistan have caused Americans eternal shame.”

    Confidential to YLB: He didn’t have to use exclamation points, girlfriend.

  83. 83

    80 – 82,
    Poor Bobby and his Orange Throat Yogurt dispensing God lied their asses off in the wake of 9/11, claiming they saw their neighbors dancing in the street celebrating.

    But there most certainly were celebrations. Huge celebrations.
    Among them were the dozens of lavish homecoming celebrations for Saudi nationals who took part, and whose exit from the U.S. was facilitated by Republican liars like Trump and Poor Bobby. The names and places will change. But the celebrations will continue for as long as we refuse to change.

    For more than twenty years, the wealthiest, most dangerous, and most sophisticated military the universe has ever known sought to test the proposal that you could transform violent radical terrorism at the point of a gun barrel. For that test they chose the most backward, most militarily weak, most unsophisticated place on earth. And they could not do it. It was a failure. It was destined to be a failure. Neither anger nor regret will change that.

    And it wasn’t the first such test. Nor was the U.S. military the first to make the attempt. A half dozen of the largest military empires have been engaged in this project for more than a century with nothing but failure and suffering to show for it.

    It is time to put this profoundly stupid and dangerous idea to rest forever. It is time for the United States to set that example to the rest of the world. There are better ways to change people’s minds. And we have an obligation to all the dead to find them and put them into practice. There will never be enough of other people’s blood to slake the thirst for it among people like Poor Bobby, Rupert Murdoch, or the nearest horse-worm paste sucking Republican you know. A river of blood flowing back more than a century has not been enough for them yet.

    Swipe left.

  84. 84

    Meanwhile, yesterday First Vegetable Joe Biden fell asleep sitting up during a conversation with the PM of Israel.

    The low IQ stupe can’t stop lying. Of course, lies are all he has to work with anymore. Lord knows truth isn’t the low IQ stupe’s friend.

    Even amongst low IQ traitors, our low IQ stupe traitor stands out from the crowd as a lying POS low IQ stupe.

  86. 86

    Interesting way for San Diego to celebrate the 40th Anniversary of the Blue Lime of the San Diego Trolley, opening an extension later this year. It was the first new-build light rail system in the US. Ironically, the original line was supposed to use a different corridor, but Hurricane Kathleen damaged the San Diego and Arizona Eastern RR, and it’s owner Southern Pacific petitioned to abandon. It gave the San Diego Metropolitan Transportation Development Board an idea for a line from the Santa Fe Depot to San Yisidro Port of Entry.

    https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/public-rides-blue-line-trolley-extension-saturday-as-it-prepares-for-opening/2704719/

    Too bad Los Angeles didn’t follow the San Diego example. They tried to with the Long Beach line, but they had a hard time saying No to communities asking for grade separation, which added costs. The original plan was to use the former Pacific Electric Los Angeles-Long Beach line, the last segment of the system to be abandoned.

  88. 88

    Confidential to the shitforbrains @82

    This is the record of Hugh Culverhouse:

    Culverhouse went a meager 81-194 (.295) as an owner over 18 years. The team went 1-3 in the postseason, only finishing with a winning record twice. While the league flourished in the 80s and 90s, the Buccaneers floundered under Culverhouse’s ownership. The team was largely considered a lower-tier franchise both among fans and players for most of Culverhouse’s tenure.

    https://www.profootballnetwork.com/who-is-tampa-bay-buccaneers-owner-history/

    If anyone should be ashamed, it’s Culverhouse.. a loser of a former franchise owner.

    And teh widbee kreepah probably had Tom Brady’s former boss’ handjobs at the local Florida massage parlor in mind, when it babbled about Brady’s current boss who is the Glazer family.

    “Shameful” lack of due diligence there, widbee kreepah, although understandable given where your pinhead is usually fixated.

  92. 92

    @80 “America’s flight from Afghanistan will embolden jihadists around the world”

    See G. W. Bush, circa 2001.

    @82 “Tom Brady’s boss”

    Can’t type “Hugh Culverhouse Jr.”?

    @83 It might be useful at this point to review the Afghanistan body counts under the 4 presidents who’ve presided over this war.

    G. W. Bush (R) – 578
    Obama (D) – 1,710
    Trump (R) – 60
    Biden (D) – 13

    Obama’s figures fell sharply after he began winding down the war. Trump’s figures, of course, benefit from the fact that U.S. troops engaging in combat essentially ceased after he secretly sold out the Kabul government in February 2020.

  93. 93

    For some strange reason, Republicans expect Democrats to fight wars without casualties.

    At the same time, these same Republicans are criticizing the Democrat for not keeping the war going.

    And if the Democrat had kept the war going, they would have criticized him for that.

    At some point, you just stop listening to people who long ago ceased to have any credibility and are nothing but partisan snipers. They don’t give a shit about the casualties and are only in it for partisan gain.

  94. 94

    92,
    Our global strategic framework for peace and justice should neither be driven by “emboldening” of terror networks nor by body counts.

    Both are things to be avoided, but only in pursuit of larger, and significantly more rational national interests.

    Poor Bobby’s sense of humiliation is nothing anyone should ever die over. Certainly not after he adopted humiliation as a “lifestyle”.

  95. 95

    Sad anniversary of Katrina.

    Looks like levees are already over-topping in St, Bernard Parish.

  96. 96

    They don’t give a shit about the casualties and are only in it for partisan gain.

    During Vietnam it was all about hawks and doves, and each party had them, although the Dems probably had more. Today, on one side it’s low IQ stupes whose reality constructs are based on delusional fantasies. On the other side there are those whose reality constructs are based on fucking reality.

  97. 97

    Hey, First Vegetable Joe Biden, how much longer is this Dover thing gonna last?

  98. 98

    The problem is, you can shame them all you want, but the shameless will never feel any shame.

    Dr. Fauci shames Ron DeSantis for cashing in on Covid deaths with ‘Don’t Fauci My Florida’ merchandise

    On the other hand, while cracking jokes at a low IQ stupe traitor’s expense will never shame them, it certainly will infuriate the low IQ stupe, and doing that to them is a lot of fun.

    The best scorn to heap on a low IQ stupe traitor is humiliating laughter.

  99. 99

    Hey, First Vegetable Joe Biden, how much longer is this Dover thing gonna last?

    I’m more curious about how long your low IQ stupe state of mind is going to last.

  100. 100

    Hey, First Vegetable Joe Biden

    Back in teh day, kreepee kreepah in diapers fellated bonzo raygun and its plaquing “brain” even when bonzo was being guided about by nancy’s astrologer.

    For 7 fucking years..

    Regan’s contempt grew when he learned the secret of the president’s schedule — “the single most potent tool in the White House,” he believed. He seethed as he marked his desk calendar with traffic-signal shades of red, green and yellow based on Quigley’s star charts.

    After two years of tension, Nancy engineered Regan’s ouster amid the fallout of the Iran-Contra scandal. But in 1988, with only eight months to go in his old boss’ term, Regan took revenge with “For the Record,” a million-dollar tell-all that revealed Quigley’s hidden influence.

    Read about it in teh Murdoch papers:

    https://nypost.com/article/ronald-reagans-wife-nancy-astrologer-joan-quigley/

    “First” vegetable indeed..

  102. 102

    @96 Been that way since the dawn of time and won’t change until the end of time. We rabbits are better than that. You stupid humans should let us run the world. You’d be better off.

  104. 104

    how much longer is this Dover thing gonna last?

    Until Republicans finally stop pushing the U.S. into pointless wars over “valor”.

    Trust me on this Poor Bobby, behind every single Bronze Star or Silver Star that ever gave you a chauvinism chubby there is a well papered over failure of command leadership and accountability.

    Well run military units have no heroes.

  105. 105

    Former Florida Republican House Rep and retired military command fuckup, Allen West is big mad today because last Friday night his wife was arrested for DUI with one of her grandkids in the car.

    He thinks she should have been let off with a warning, or something because he thinks he’s a big-shot.

  106. 106

    Remarks from the last Marine in Saigon, on Afghanistan. Says it’s worse, because of the uncertain fate of our Afghan allies that may not get out. I’ve seen interviews in the past with Sgt, later Master Gunnery Sgt, Juan Jose Valdez. Him and 10 others were almost left behind on the rooftop of the Embassy. That last helicopter got them out literally as the NVA armor was headed for the Presidential Palace.

    https://www.axios.com/last-marine-saigon-afghanistan-latino-91592319-c842-4d0d-83dd-fd95111a9f7e.html

  107. 107

    Interesting article about the debate between the three top candidates to succeed Merkel as Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany. On Afghanistan, Union Bloc(CDU/CSU) candidate Armin Laschet, Premier of North Rhine-Westphalia , blamed SDP Candidate and current Finance Minister Olaf Schulz for the state of the Bundeswehr, and Schulz hit back saying as finance minister, he pushed for an increase. The Green Party candidate blamed both the Union Bloc and SDP for voting down a measure to evacuate more of the Afghanis that worked with Bundeswehr forces in Afghanistan. Hard to believe with Germany’s military history, but the Bundeswehr, with the restrictions since it’s founding, is sort of new at foreign deployments.

    https://www.dw.com/en/german-election-chancellor-candidates-face-off-over-covid-climate-change-and-afghanistan/a-59021944

    As for the Union Bloc’s slide in the polls, part of it is attributed to Laschet appearing to be smiling when touring the aftermath of the floods in the Rhine Valley. Some in the CDU/CSU have wondered, could the Bavarian Premier be better.

  108. 108

    Y’all HA libbies are gonna have to get real comfortable with the collateral damage inherent with drone strikes. Had y’all been comfortable with it when Clinton was president, we would have taken OBL out well before 9/11.

    3 children killed in US strike on IS, Afghan official says

    KABUL, Afghanistan — Three children were killed in a drone strike that U.S. officials said struck a vehicle carrying Islamic State suicide bombers, an Afghan official said.

    The official spoke on condition of anonymity out of security concerns.

    Just think of them as inner city kids shooting each other to death and you’ll stop caring right quick.

  109. 109

    @ 106

    Remarks from the last Marine in Saigon, on Afghanistan. Says it’s worse…

    Him and 10 others were almost left behind on the rooftop of the Embassy.

    “Almost” only counts in horseshoes and suicide bombings.

    Of course it’s worse. It’s a massive own-goal by First Vegetable Joe Biden.

  110. 110

    U.S. officials said struck a vehicle carrying Islamic State suicide bombers,

    Notice it didn’t challenge a report of the “Biden” military killing suicide bombers – saving lives at the airport.

    Just think of them as inner city kids shooting each other to death

    Instead it blathers about something it’s never cared about from its widbee safespace..

    Shit it’s never cared about white people killing each other.. Ever watch NBC Dateline aka white men murdering their women? Does it ever babble about that?

  111. 111

    @ 110

    Ever watch NBC Dateline aka white men murdering their women? Does it ever babble about that?

    You’re the babbling queen, YLB. I know better than to step on your Manolos.

    And no, I never watch Dateline NBC. I don’t have cable. I’m sure you’re glued to the screen, YLB. It’s clear you’ve repeatedly been a victim of violence against women. You feel what they feel.

    Since I know you’ll ask, YLB, I never watch The Voice or America’s Got Talent, either. You’ll have to fill me in, girlfriend.

  113. 113

    PDK knows a weak US president when it sees one.

    North Korea Appears to Have Restarted Yongbyon Nuclear Reactor

    The development, disclosed in the agency’s annual report on North Korea’s nuclear activities, adds a new challenge to President Biden’s foreign policy agenda, alongside the dangerous U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan and stalemated talks on restoring the 2015 deal on Iran’s nuclear program.

    “Since early July, there have been indications, including the discharge of cooling water, consistent with the operation of the reactor,” said the report by the International Atomic Energy Agency.

    The Yongbyon reactor appeared to have been inactive from December 2018 until the beginning of July 2021, the report noted. It added that signs that the reactor is now being operated coincide with indications that North Korea is also using a nearby laboratory to separate plutonium from spent fuel previously removed from the reactor.

    The agency, whose inspectors were kicked out of North Korea in 2009, described the twin developments as “deeply troubling” and a clear violation of United Nations Security Council resolutions.

  114. 114

    Don’t forget their biometric data. That was left behind for the Taliban to use, too.

    Farnaz Fassihi
    @farnazfassihi
    · 3h
    NEW: Hundreds of Afghan students & alumni of American University in Kabul told evacuations are canceled after 7 hours waiting in buses today to get to the airport. They are in panic and say their names and passport information was shared with the Taliban.

    https://nytimes.com/live/2021/08/29/world/afghanistan-live-news-updates/american-university-of-kabul-students-and-alumni-trying-to-flee-were-sent-home

    Now, after beheading each student the Taliban can automatically send a photo of the aftermath to that student’s family. And it can simultaneously and automatically register a 2024 vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris from each family member. Technology is amazing these days, nicht war?

  115. 115

    Never said @ 110 by one adult to another adult as part of a political discussion before:

    “Ever watch NBC Dateline…”

    An eighth grade education only gets you so far in life, YLB. You should really go for that GED someday.

  116. 116

    He roasted J-Lo’s character in The Wedding Planner.

    Comfortably Smug
    @ComfortablySmug
    ·
    Aug 28
    For killing 13 American armed service members, Joe Biden dropped a bomb on an events coordinator

    Can not make this shit up

    Not many know it’s YLB’s fave movie.

  117. 117

    The bright side is that First Vegetable Joe Biden will be able to blame 2021’s 8% inflation on gasoline price increases after Hurricane Ida.

  118. 118

    There the low IQ stupe traitor goes again, pulling shit from his ass and hoping someone here will cry about it. And yet nobody ever cries.

    If he weren’t a low IQ stupe traitor, this might be a very sad thing and might even elicit a single liberal tear. But because he is a low IQ stupe traitor, nobody gives a fuck.

    How low IQ is the stupe traitor? He actually thought taunting us with this fucktard liar’s words would leave us in tears.

    Spreader of False Storm Rumors Gets Outed, Shamed by Internet

    A good deal of the false Sandy information circulating on social media originated with one user: Twitter’s @comfortablysmug. Now that his identity has been made public, he’s being pilloried on the Internet.

  119. 119

    @ 118

    What made following Comfortably Smug so confusing during the storm was how Tripathi mixed fact with fiction, topping everything off with a generous helping of immature humor.

    How is that not a description of Goldy as well, Moobs?

  120. 120

    I don’t have cable.

    Can’t afford it huh? Island too primitive? You can watch Dateline OTA.. Know that means dimfuk? sOk.. for yours truly its only something of passing curiosity. And cuttin’ the cord is all teh rage..

    It’s clear you’ve repeatedly been a victim of violence against women. You feel what they feel.

    LOL! And it’s only too obvious by your record here that you crave the action. And widbee is apparently target rich enough for you. Dateline usually features a story about a dead person. Yours truly is here till the server goes cold.. And feelings? You already said you’re incapable.. Sux to be you. No wonder you have non-stop fantasies. Something to remind you of what you lost. From too much bourbon.. Or never had to begin with.

    Since I know you’ll ask, YLB, I never watch The Voice or America’s Got Talent, either.

    Heh. Yeah right.. You only know all about them like when you babbled about Glee. yawwwwnn..

  122. 122

    You should really go for that GED someday.

    thanks for your concern babbling.. (trolling is too nice a word for it)..

    But many years ago got a gold seal on my California high school diploma.. And some years later, got a B.S. degree…

    yawnnnnn, anything else? dimfuk?

  124. 124

    How is that not a description of Goldy as well, Moobs?

    The distinguishing difference is one is a fascist fucktard who sucks on a faux raging orange man-baby billionaire’s teat for a living and the other is a Philly fucktard who sucks on a real billionaire’s teat for a living.

  125. 125

    Oh, and one of them wrote this tripe, the other didn’t.

    11am: I’m completely worthless — I can’t find the napkin with the lesbian’s number on it. Plus I ended up getting dragged to some diner when I was drunk. I’m going to have to take more Adderall to curb my appetite so I don’t eat today to make up for it.

    3pm: I’m on the Facebook profile of the Only One That Mattered, my most pathetic habit. I’ve been prescribed Wellbutrin pretty much since we broke up. I hate days when my thoughts turn to her—it hurts but fits in with my many masochistic tendencies.

  126. 126

    @108 It’s not like you ever cared about kids getting shot. Especially inner-city black kids. For you, they’re not collateral damage, they’re grist.

  127. 127

    @111 “I don’t have cable.”

    We know that. You only have HA and us to keep you company. And the horse.

  128. 128

    Dumbfuck seems to be forgetting he voted for the Surrender Monkey who gave Afghanistan to the Taliban, and left it to Biden to get our people and their friends out.

    And if you think this is disorganized, you should see his faction’s botched management of the pandemic that has killed, not 13, but over 600,000 American citizens.

  129. 129

    If the dumbfuck read actual news he’d know that ISIS explosives, not our missile, blew up those kids. The civilian casualties were caused by the secondaries.

    And because we killed those terrorists, they aren’t going to kill any more women or kids. Their murder spree has been terminated “with extreme prejudice.”

    But none of this stops the unpatriotic soldier-hating troll from blaming our military, who used appropriate force for the target environs and hit what they were aiming at, for what the terrorists caused.

    Maybe he thinks our military should have let them go, and kill more Americans at the airport, so he could blame Biden for that. It just sticks in these fake Americans’ craws when Democrats do what they couldn’t. It was like that when Obama killed OBL, too.

  130. 130

    @117 It’ll also give him an excuse to replace Trump’s Fed chief who actually caused the inflation when his term expires in February. Of course, no GOP senator will vote to confirm someone who actually knows what she’s doing, but we’ll probably have enough votes.

  131. 131

    129)The particular version of the Hellfire used was the AGM-114R9X, the Ninja Bomb, designed to minimize civilian casualties and collateral damage.

  132. 132

    Let’s imagine, as a thought experiment, that it still took 60 votes to confirm cabinet secretaries and other important appointees. We wouldn’t have a functioning government. Republicans would rather leave all those posts vacant than let a Democrat fill them, just like they did with hundreds of judges while cases stacked up because there was nobody to handle them.

    Republicans are much more interested in destroying our government than in governing. They don’t want any government or courts. They’re anarchists.

  133. 133

    132)One of the reasons I admire the current German System, it encourages parties to work together. They got some good names for the most likely coalitions, based on the party colors. Traffic Light, Jamaica, and Kenya.

  134. 134

    My quotefor the Texas forced birth law about to go into effect
    —
    “the unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.

    Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn. – Pastor Dave Barnhart

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