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Election 2017 open thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/7/17, 6:02 pm

6:00: It is looking like a blue night….

6:03: Democrats take gubernatorial races in NJ and VA. The former reflects the least popular governor in American history. The latter follows from the least popular President in American history. Sure, NJ might have swung a bit from Trump, but Chris Christie pretty much hand delivered this race to the Democrats simply through sheer force of douchebaggery.

6:08: Wait for it…Republicans will accuse Twitter of swaying the elections by bumping up the character count to 280 JUST BEFORE THE ELECTION.

Confirmed Virginia House of Delegates Demoratic pickups so far: 2, 10, 12, 13, 21, 31, 32, 42, 50, 52, 67, 72
That's 12 seats
We're not done

— Fiddler (@cFidd) November 8, 2017

6:47: There is still some windbag on the teevee spewing sophomoric rhetoric and empty platitudes.

Medicaid expansion in Maine is up 54 to 46 in *rural* districts. Liberal Portland has not yet reported. This victory would be a massive signal.

— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) November 8, 2017

Almost everything reported in Charlotte, NC. Democrat Vi Lyles leads 58-42, will be first African American female Mayor. Dems only won Mayoral race by 6 points in 2013, 4 points in 2015.

— PublicPolicyPolling (@ppppolls) November 8, 2017

A Black woman, a Latina woman, a trans woman and a socialist walk into the Virginia House of Delegates

…

something-something The Aristocrats! #ElectionDay

— 🎅🏿Imani Gandy🎅🏿 (@AngryBlackLady) November 8, 2017

A Black woman, a Latina woman, a trans woman and a socialist walk into the Virginia House of Delegates

…

something-something The Aristocrats! #ElectionDay

— 🎅🏿Imani Gandy🎅🏿 (@AngryBlackLady) November 8, 2017

7:07: This is big:

BREAKING: Maine votes YES on Question 2 to approve Medicaid expansion #mepolitics pic.twitter.com/x5Gm3SC65F

— WCSH 6 (@WCSH6) November 8, 2017

I’m so upset my election celebration was interrupted by the president reading S Korea’s Wikipedia page.

— John Legend (@johnlegend) November 8, 2017

8:10: Manka Dhingra leads in the 45th, 55.4% to 44.6%

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/7/17, 1:17 am

DLBottleIt is election day! So fill out that ballot, drop it in the mail or a drop box and then join us for an evening of politics, election-watching, and robust conversation over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm. Or show up early and watch elections results pour in from across the U.S. Here is the Daily Kos Elections election night guide to help you out.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 241 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 11/4/17, 12:05 am

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Jim Jefferies: Recruiting tomorrow’s satanists.

Full Frontal: This brilliant hack could bring down the administration.

Samantha Bee: The Matrix has you(r vote).

Trevor: Silicon Valley answers to Congress amid the Russia probe

Francesca Fiorentini: Top 3 moments in male fragility in 2017.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Enemies are everywhere.

Adam ruins detox cleanse.

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) has some questions for Facebook.

Dotard Трамп and His Merry Band of Liars and Thieves:

  • Daily Show: The Dotard Трамп—A man of characters
  • Keith Olbermann: Did Трамп spot the indictment’s most damning phrase?
  • WaPo: The people that Dotard Трамп has called “animals”
  • Roy Zimmerman: The Shady Bunch:

  • Stephen: ‘Tis the season for treason—A very Mueller Christmas
  • Rachel Maddow with Sen. Chuck Schumer: GOP tax bill stinks like a dead fish
  • Samantha Bee: John Kelly is NOT the adult
  • Jonathan Mann: Eleven minutes
  • Sam Seder with Larry Murphy: It’s official—John Kelly is a total dick.
  • VOX: The latest revelation that ties the Трамп campaign to Russia
  • The President Show: The President meets himself
  • Seth Meyers: GOP unveils tax plan, as Трамп lashes out after terror attack
  • Conan on Трамп’s historic approval rating
  • Stephen: Трамп’s name for his tax bill is so… Трампy
  • Trevor Noah: How to politicize the Halloween NYC terror attack
  • PsychoSuperMom: MeThinks the moron doth protest too much
  • Stephen: The Papadopoulos Monologue-opoulos
  • Dotard Jr.’s Halloween socialism lesson, according to the Internet
  • Full Frontal:

    • It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 1
    • It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 2
    • It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 3
    • It’s Coming From Inside The White House: Part 4
  • Stephen: Bannon suggests Трамп defund Robert Mueller’s investigation
  • Bill Maher: TMZ meets DMZ.
  • Sam Seder: Paul Manafort calls in while under house arrest.
  • Young Turks: Twitter employee deactivates Трамп’s account on last day
  • Eric Schwartz: He Won (For #45):

  • Daily Show: Unfollowed—Escaping Трамп’s Tweets
  • Stephen explains socialism to Donald Jr. with Halloween candy
  • Dotard Трамп and Paul Manafort: It’s all coming together
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—Is Eric Трамп being put up for adoption?
  • Maddow: President Dotard Трамп frustrated by notion of independent justice
  • Late Night: Amber’s minute of fury—John Kelly edition.
  • Young Turks: Dotard Трамп thinks he is the only one who matters.
  • The President Show: The President’s truck dream comes true
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Pay attention when Dotard Трамп says “believe me”
  • Fact checking Dotard Трамп on the tax cut
  • James Corden: Trump Jr. learned Halloween is pretty socialist
  • David Pakman: Yep. A.G. Jeff Sessions lied under oath.
  • Mark Fiore: Law & Oranger
  • Jimmy Fallon: Alec Baldwin gives a reading of his parody Dotard Трамп memoir
  • Sam Seder: Трамп RAGES on the Justice Department and Democrats before getting on plane to Asia
  • Stephen: John Kelly thinks the Civil War was about ‘compromise’
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Shining the light on Трамп’s best intentions
  • WaPo: Fact checking Трамп’s incomplete history of Schumer and the Diversity Visa Lottery Program
  • Keith Olbermann: Is this the end… of Трамп’s sanity?:

  • Seth Meyers: How the GOP is reacting to the Papadopoulos indictment
  • Trevor Noah with Hillary Clinton: What happened, and what comes next?
  • Late Show: Just say no to rugs, Paul Manafort

Samantha Bee: Close the boyfriend loophole.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Are you afraid of the left?

What is in the House G.O.P. tax bill?

John Oliver: Floods.

Young Turks: Republicans raising middle class taxes, slashing billionaires’.

Conan: Papa John’s new kneeling pizza.

VOX: The dollhouses of death that changed forensic science.

The mesmerizing art of Turkish marbling.

Samantha Bee: ThunderCub Ames Mayfield.

Francesca Fiorentini: This is the weirdest way to explain tax reform.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Powerful men are living in fear.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/31/17, 12:08 pm

DLBottleStop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally this evening for some boos and freighteningly good fun.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 240 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/27/17, 7:57 pm

Jim Jefferies: Drugs—Fun, but not always.

VOX: How Southern socialites rewrote Civil War history.

Republican tax plan: How the Koch brothers are robbing America.

Jimmy Kimmel: Pat Robertson hates Halloween

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Americanist vs. Globalist—Going toe-to-toe with Richard Branson

Samantha Bee: (Hot As) Hell House.

The Dotard Трамп and His Flock of Clowns:

  • Stephen does a fake interview with the Dotard Трамп
  • WaPo: The twists and turns of the Трамп–Corker feud
  • Keith Olbermann: How Трамп manipulates America with Twitter
  • James Corden: Dotard Трамп loves rice & a “standing O”
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Scott Pruitt, the manager the environment needs
  • Seth Meyers: FAUX News showers Трамп with praise, and obsesses over Hillary
  • Roy Zimmerman: “He’s Got Bone Spurs”:

  • The President Show: The President Zone
  • Young Turks: Трамп tax “reform” is coming for your 401(k)
  • Stephen: Трамп feuds with Corker and Flake
  • Trevor: General Kelly owes Representative Wilson an apology
  • Maddow: Committee splits as President Dotard Трамп warrants scrutiny
  • The Daily Show: Verified survivor—Seth Meyers
  • WaPo: Six D.C. protests that have trolled Dotard Трамп
  • David Pakman: Trump goes on golf junket as 5 Presidents raise money for hurricane victims
  • Late Show: Halloween-themed Трамп merchandise
  • Samantha Bee: Scott Pruitt vs. The World
  • Sam Seder: Ben Carson is HUMILIATED & clueless about how many families his cuts will harm
  • Seth Meyers: Checking in with Трамп superdonors Robert and Rebekah Mercer
  • James Corden: We’ve found Melania Трамп’s body double
  • Stephen: The Dotard takes credit for releasing the JFK files
  • Keith Olbermann: Is Dotard Трамп paying hush money?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп thinks Republican Senators love him
  • Rachel Maddow with Rep. Adam Schiff: Sometimes opposition research is true
  • The President Show: The Muellerman
  • The Daily Show: Verified survivor—Debbie Wasserman Schultz
  • Stephen: Our President is an old man yelling on his lawn
  • WaPo: Kelly lied about Wilson’s 2015 comments
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп, Corker, Flake and the GOP civil war
  • Conan: Трамп’s Senate “Love Fest”
  • Stephen’s interview of Lou Dobb’s interview of Трамп
  • Melania Трамп is an avid gardener:

  • Stephen: Ivanka Трамп doesn’t understand words
  • WaPo fact checks Scott Pruitt bullshit about the U.S. leading the world in C02 footprint reductions.
  • A tale of two asshats: A brief history of Трамп and Cuban’s rivalry
  • Trevor: The battle for the Republican party
  • James Cordon: Dotard Трамп and Bob Corker’s “liddle'” feud.
  • Late Show: No one says “stranger things” than Dotard Трамп
  • David Pakman: Трамп won’t implement Russia sanctions as required by law
  • WaPo: Fact checking the Dotard Трамп’s claims about fighting ISIS
  • Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп claims to be a smart person.
  • Stephen: Skeletons in the closet—Scott Pruitt
  • Mark Fiore: Presidential condolence line
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп treated unfairly by FAUX News
  • The Late Show fixes CNN’s apple ad
  • Trevor: How Трамп is mishandling the the opioid crisis
  • The Daily Show: Verified survivor—Kenya Barris
  • Jimmy Kimmel interviews Melania Трамп’s body double
  • Stephen: Трамп can’t get a deferment from McCain’s ‘bone spur’ burn

Stephen: What did President Bush whisper to President Obama?.

Minute Physics: Time travel in fiction rundown.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: You’re welcome, NRA.

Why did the NAACP issue a travel warning for American Airlines?

Minute Physics: Simpson’s paradox.

Creeps:

  • Young Turks: Megyn Kelly complained to FAUX about Bill O’Reilly’s sexual harassment
  • Stephen: The “harasser of the day” is George H. W. Bush
  • Trevor: Mr. “Personal Responsibility” Bill O’Reilly plays the blame game
  • Chris Hayes: Time for Bill O’Reilly to take some personal responsibility?
  • Young Turks: O’Reilly blaming God now
  • Stephen: God responds to Bill O’Reilly
  • Seth Meyers: Megyn Kelly explains why she spoke out about Bill O’Reilly’s harassment
  • Francesca Fiorentini: How absolute power makes men absolute creeps.
  • Sam Seder: New Zealand ambassador Scott Brown admits he is a total creep.
  • VOX: Nine facts about violence against women everyone should know
  • Trevor: …wherever there are men
  • Stephen: Gretchen Carlson sees a cultural shift on sexual harassment

Adam ruins moon landing conspiracy theories.

Obama’s baaack.

Samantha Bee: Natural disasters—The greatening:

VOX: It’s time to draw borders on the Arctic Ocean.

The Opposition: An inside look at Antifa.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/24/17, 8:51 am

DLBottleIt’s Tuesday…and that’s Drinking Liberally night in Seattle. Please join us for an evening of political conversation over a drink at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.



https://youtu.be/wSTQSZpLoSk


Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 240 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 10/21/17, 12:17 am

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The enemy is Amazon

Mental Floss: 29 facts about European royalty.

Robert Reich: Why I stand with the Dreamers:

VOX: What do the names of bodies of water mean?

Young Turks: Protesters drown out Nazi Richard Spencer.

Sam Seder: The one word argument against GOP tax cuts—“Kansas”.

Bill Maher: ShitStarter.

Sarah Silverman interviews an ex-Member of the Westboro Baptist Church

Adam Ruins Everything: Why taxes suck.

Immigrant prisons.

John Oliver: Equifax.

Fucking Moron Dotard Трамп (and Friends):

  • ONN: How fake news led President Трамп to believe ‘Semi-Charmed Life’ was by Matchbox 20
  • Trevor: Трамп offends the families of fallen troops
  • Republican Tax Plan Game Show:How much does Jared Kushner get?
  • Ari Melber: General John Kelly is now part of the White House fact problem
  • Sam Seder: John Kelly disgraced himself so that Трамп can attack Gold Star mother
  • Keith Olbermann: Why did Paul Manafort really need to get to Dotard Трамп?
  • The President Show: The President’s fitness test
  • Young Turks: John Kelly Lies To Cover For Трамп
  • David Pakman: Voter suppression gave Wisconsin to Трамп
  • Former Presidents denounce divisive, Trump-era politics
  • Bill Maher: Salt in the wound
  • Music remixing tutorial: Eminem vs. Трамп + National Anthem:

  • Is Dotard Трамп a secret time traveler?
  • Here is what we know about what happened in Niger
  • Disaster victims can’t get enough of Dotard Трамп, says Dotard Трамп
  • Young Turks: Shrub attacks Dotard Трамп
  • Rachael Maddow: Dotard Трамп’s travel ban decision preceded US Niger exposure
  • Sam Seder: Trolling Трамп–A mashup by Vic Berger
  • SNL flashback: The apprentice halloween promo
  • Keith Olbermann: Dotard Трамп is fucking crazy
  • Fact Check: Have insurance companies gotten rich off of ObamaCare?
  • Trevor: Dotard Трамп & Mitch McConnell’s public break-up
  • The President Show: Friends wanted.
  • Jim Jefferies: Congressman Ted Lieu , trolling the President

VOX: YouTube’s messy fight with its most extreme creators.

Now some good news on voting rights.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The Bunk-Her.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

PsychoSuperMom: Voodoo economics

Neutron star smash-up witnessed with light and gravitational waves.

Sarah Silverman: Sarah goes to Mineola, TX.

Conan chats with Sen. Al Franken (D-MN).

Jimmy Dore: Bill-O The Clown is outraged over LA ending Columbus Day.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Bipartisanship is an evil conspiracy

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/17/17, 9:43 am

DLBottle

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening. Please stop by for political conversation over a drink.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 240 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 10/14/17, 12:01 am

FOD: What your political bubble looks like from the other side.

Samantha Bee: Abortion, birth control & other unnecessary things

Jim Jefferies: The Hawaiian GOP’s civil war.

Sexual-Predator-and-Narcissist-in-Chief Dotard Трамп (and His Co-conspirators):

  • Stephen goes one-on-one with “President Jump Shot”
  • Jimmy Kimmel on twitter fight with Dotard Трамп Jr.
  • Young Turks: Трамп doesn’t know what he’s President of
  • Seth Meyers: Republicans think Трамп is unstable, Трамп attacks press freedom
  • Stephen: Трамп doesn’t agree with “We The People”
  • Chris Hayes: How President Dotard Трамп gets those great golf scores
  • James Corden: Another report claims Трамп is losing it
  • Roy Zimmerman: Like a Brick Thrown in Troubled Waters:

  • Stephen’s interview of Hannity’s interview of Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп wants you to know he’s smart
  • Tonight Show: Madea is Трамп’s new communications director
  • The President Show: Presidential distraction photo op — veterans
  • Jimmy Fallon: Pros and cons of Трамп’s space program
  • Young Turks: The dotard forgets to sign executive order.
  • Maddow: Lacking policy vision, Dotard Трамп attacks Barack Obama accomplishments
  • James Corden: Eminem goes nuclear on the Dotard
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп, Harvey Weinstein, and systemic sexism
  • Keith Olbermann: Is Mueller trying to stop Трамп from pardoning people?
  • Late Show: Jon Stewart joins the “Трамп attacked me on Twitter” Hall of Fame
  • Jimmy Kimmel’s plan to stop Трамп’s angry tweeting
  • Cat fight: Ivana and Melania Трамп’s feud
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Frank Sinatra’s ghost sings a song for Dotard Трамп:
    https://youtu.be/uqc4-gKUbX8
  • Eminem completely destroys Trump
  • Late Show: Deleted scenes from Eminem’s Трамп diss
  • James Corden: Senator Corker pops off on President Трамп
  • Young Turks: Трамп is breaking ObamaCare all by himself
  • Keith Olbermann: What Mike Pence’s cynical anthem stunt cost
  • Seth Meyers gives his fans Eminem’s Трамп ultimatum
  • Francesca Fiorentini: Why does the religious right worship fake Christian?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Mike Pence’s bunny has a book deal
  • Stephen: Трамп’s tax plan will help truckers….About 30 of them
  • Maddow: Bad leadership turned Puerto Rico crisis into catastrophe
  • WaPo: Eminem’s attack on Трамп isn’t his first presidential beef
  • Randy Rainbow: DESPERATE CHEETO:

  • Stephen found Трамп’s IQ test results
  • Jimmy Fallon: White House adult day care center
  • Young Turks: Jared Kushner is real estate’s biggest fail son
  • Late Show: Before the storm, remembering “The calm”
  • FOD: If Pixar made a DACA movie
  • David Hawkings’ whiteboard:What’s the 25th amendment?
  • Seth Meyers: Senator Cory Booker is very concerned about Трамп
  • Sam Seder: Трамп gets mad at the news, and wants to take them off the air
  • Melania’s great escape.
  • Chris Hayes: Dotard Трамп tortured teleprompter moments
  • Liberal groups will weaponize Трамп’s birth control actions
  • Stephen and Jon Stewart: grants Трамп’s request for equal time:

  • Senators who have questioned Трамп’s temperament
  • WaPo: What we know about Junior’s June 2016 Trump Tower meeting with a Russian lawyer
  • Young Turks: Трамп’s feelings about executive orders…before he was President
  • Stephen: Bob Corker gives Трамп a taste of his own medicine

SNL Weekend Update: Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Neil Gorsuch

Full Frontal: Finnish fake news.

Late Night: Amber responds to Mike Ditka

Slate: FAUX News claimed a “Sharia law court” is enforcing Islamic law in TX; I went to see it.

This is Jemele Hill

How granite counters took over American kitchens.

Gunz Fer ‘Merica:

  • Seth Meyers: Senator Cory Booker wants to close gun sale loopholes
  • FOD: The NRA is not to blame
  • Weekend Update: The Las Vegas Shooting
  • The Daily Show: Reassessing the same old debate on gun control
  • Roll Call: 10 years of Congressional efforts on gun control

Incredible pumpkin carving.

Samantha Bee: A penis PSA.

The Daily Show takes on Chicago.

VOX: How tax breaks help the rich.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/10/17, 12:28 am

DLBottlePlease join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for an evening of friends, fellowship, fine arts, and…mocking the hell out of the lunatic fringe that the right wing has self-lobotomized itself into. Oh…and the fragrant beverage of your choice.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.



https://youtu.be/AGdrFAz7MoY



Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 239 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 10/7/17, 12:00 am

Jimmy Dore: Bill-O-The-Clown says, “I was not fired!”

Trevor: How Russia is dividing America with real “fake news”

ONN: The 2020 Election Could Only Go These 500 Ways

Minute Physics: How to build a teleporter with aliens

John Oliver: Forensic science.

His Own Katrina, and Other Adventures of Dotard Трамп:

  • Jimmy Dore: Трамп slams Puerto Rican Mayor from golf course
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп attacks the Mayor of San Juan
  • Stephen: The Dotard Трамп blames Puerto Rico for running up his budget
  • Farron Cousins: Does Dotard Трамп even want to be President anymore?
  • Jordan Klepper: Dotard Трамп’s hurricane Maria response.
  • Late Show: A suicide pact within the Трамп administration
  • PsychoSuperMom: (Puerto Rico’s In) America:

  • Keith Olbermann: Трамп is not planning to rebuild Puerto Rico
  • SNL: Weekend Update on hurricane Maria.
  • Trevor: The first anniversary of pussygate.
  • Samantha Bee: A primer on Puerto Rico
  • Jimmy Dore: Трамп, “Puerto Rico surrounded by big water”
  • Stephen: Did Rex Tillerson call Трамп a “moron” or a “fucking moron?”
  • James Corden: Rex Tillerson totally called Трамп a moron
  • Seth Meyers: Rex Tillerson called Трамп a moron
  • Bill Maher: The worst responder
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп throws paper towels in Puerto Rico
  • Seth Meyers: Dotard Трамп’s Puerto Rico visit and the gun debate
  • Jordan Klepper: The alternative media’s speedy pre-verified fact
  • Jim Jefferies: Трамп responds to Puerto Rico
  • Majority Report: Трамп tries to be cute by pronouncing ‘Puerto Rico’ in accent
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is a tornado of fake news
  • The President Show: The President’s tone is somber
  • Stephen: The triumvirate of stupidity—Tillerson, Mattis and Mnuchin
  • Conan: Puerto Ricans respond to Трамп’s paper towel toss
  • Jimmy Dore: Army General rips Трамп’s Puerto Rican response as racist
  • Late Show: Things Rex Tillerson definitely DIDN’T Call Трамп
  • Jimmy Dore and friends: Trump throws paper towels at Puerto Rican victims
  • Keith Olbermann: The roots of Трамп’s prejudice
  • SNL: The chaos president
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—What does Vice President Pence call sex?
  • Sam Seder: Ivanka and Трамп Jr. were VERY close to being indicted for fraud
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Rex Tillerson definitely called Dotard Трамп a moron
  • Sen. Gustavo Rivera (NY-33) on the response in Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Puerto Rico deals with another storm, and Dotard Трамп has a Twitter-tantrum.

Fleshlette sculptures.

VOX: Why we still need courtroom sketch artists.

Young Turks: Hypocrite pro-lifer gets BUSTED

Jordan Klepper: Defending a man’s right to choose.

Jimmy Dore: Pro-life Republican caught urging mistress to have an abortion.

Trevor: “Pro-life” Congressman Tim Murphy aborts his career.

Rich Uncle Pennybags trolls Equifax hearing:

Mental Floss: Origins of alcohol brand names.

Ari Berman: Egregious gerrymandering.

Gunz in America:

  • Jordan Klepper: Running away from the gun control debate
  • How the gun lobby responds to mass shootings.
  • Young Turks: Who gets the most money from the NRA?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: It is NOT too soon
  • VOX: The gun modification that made the Las Vegas shooting so deadly
  • Mark Fiore: As time goes by.
  • Francesca Fiorentini: NO TALKING ABOUT GUN CONTROL!!:

  • Stephen: If now isn’t the time to talk about guns, when is?
  • Trevor: FAUX News has a hard time processing the Las Vegas shooting
  • WaPo: “President Trump, end this ‘American carnage’.”
  • John Oliver: NRA
  • Rep. John Lewis on Gun Control
  • Stephen: A gun regulation analogy for all you stoners
  • WaPo: what is a bump stock.

Samantha Bee: Health care—How to make a jacked up American quilt.

Young Turks: Buzzfeed exposes Breitbart’s Neo-Nazi roots.

Adam ruins the suburbs.

Jimmy Dore chats with Sen. Lindsey Graham about repeal.

Never stop.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 10/2/17, 10:59 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets Tuesday evening for our weekly dose of politics, pondered over a pint.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





https://youtu.be/tL4_fZl-CwY


Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 239 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/30/17, 1:16 am

Seth Meyers: Jordan Klepper riled his alt-right inspiration Alex Jones with The Opposition

Jordan Klepper: Meet the citizen journalists.

David Hawkings’ Whiteboard: What’s a filibuster?

Take a mental vacation by ignoring Puerto Rico.

Трамп and His Band of Dotards:

  • Stephen: Трамп calls for an NFL boycott and then watches the NFL
  • Trevor: When is the right time for Black people to protest?
  • Late Show: NFL films tackles Dotard Трамп
  • Jimmy Dore: NFL airs unity commercial in response to Трамп
  • Bill Maher: New Rule–The Kremlin konnection:

  • Samantha Bee’s Sport Roundup
  • Jim Jefferies: Трамп wages war against protesting athletes
  • Keith Olbermann: Dotard Трамп’s nine Russian scandals
  • Stephen: NBA players are dunking all over Трамп
  • James Cordon: Forget North Korea, the NFL is kneeling!
  • Late Show: Time for Трамп NFL 2017!
  • Members of Congress take a knee in support of NFL players
  • Fact Check: President Трамп’s tax speech in Indianapolis
  • Keith Olbermann: Трамп is destroying Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Трамп would help Puerto Rico if it weren’t for that “big ocean”
  • Jimmy Dore: Here’s why Трамп is wrong on Colin Kaepernick
  • Kimmel: Dotard Трамп freaks out over cost of White House fence
  • Conan: Everyone Трамп alienated last weekend
  • Donald Pup the Трамп pup goes to school
  • The President Show: The President is extremely patriotic
  • Stephen: Трамп’s tax plan only sets us back $2 trillion
  • Samantha Bee: The Federalist Society is Трамп’s shit judge pipeline.
  • Mark Fiore: Трамп sports network
  • Keith Olbermann: How the Pittsburgh Penguins became Трамп’s political pawns
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks protesting athletes
  • Late Show: “Lock her up” now applies to some Трамп officials
  • Stephen becomes Steven Seagal
  • Jimmy Dore: NFL Players Association powerful response to Трамп
  • Trevor: The Трампs have committed all the crimes the Clintons were accused of.
  • Stephen: Трамп’s NFL comments have everything to do with race
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about taxes, health care amid cabinet scandals
  • The Late Show: The Emperor’s New Wall—a bedtime story:

  • Jordan Klepper: Oppo-tips for taking football back
  • PsychoSuperMom: Be kind to our protesting jocks
  • Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s divisive NFL tweets and Puerto Rico neglect
  • Kimmel: Jared Kushner is registered to vote as a woman
  • Samantha Bee: Heckuva job Трампie, see you next Tuesday
  • Bill Maher: Take a knee
  • Seth Meyers: Hey! Puerto Rico
  • Stephen: Puerto Rico, North Korea and the world’s most powerful toddler

VOX: Why 23 million Americans don’t have fast internet

Trevor bumps into President Obama.

The Opposition: Reviewing reviews with Kobi Libii.

The GOP’s Latest Attempt to Kill Americans:

  • Roll Call: Seven years of Republican efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare
  • Kimmel: Dotard Трамп won’t admit defeat on health care
  • Jordan Klepper: Repeal and replace is dead… Or is it?
  • Kimmel is grateful “health care” bill is dead.
  • Jonathan Mann: He’s coming to take away your healthcare
  • Stephen: Graham-Cassidy dies.

Roy Zimmerman: Dreamer:

Seth Meyers: Josh Earnest reflects on his tenure as President Obama’s press secretary.

The one big problem the GOP cannot shake.

Knee Shoes: The perfect solution to the NFL kneeling controversy

Francesca Fiorentini: Why corporations LOVE Puerto Rico’s tragedy.

VOX: How QWERTY conquered keyboards

Crazy-ass Shit in Alabama:

  • Stephen: He pulled out a gun and won Alabama’s GOP primary
  • Trevor: Alabama votes for Трампism without Трамп
  • Kimmel: Dotard Трамп rants and raves in Alabama
  • Stephen: Трамп, Moore and taxes.
  • Seth Meyers: What Roy Moore and Dotard Трамп have in common

Jordan Klepper: Which numbers can be trusted?.

Trevor: It’s time to pay back Puerto Rico

Why trying to steal an ATM machine is a terrible idea.

Full Frontal: Wake up to Gabe Fleisher.

WaPo: Obama’s other speechwriter.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/26/17, 8:47 am

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for political conversation over a drink at tonight’s meeting of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/23/17, 12:32 am

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) tells Jimmy Kimmel whether it is more fun being a Senator or a comedian.

Stephen: The worst campaign ad of the 2018 mid-terms has arrived

Bill Maher: New rule, city mouse, country mouse.

Minute Physics: Solar panels made with a particle accelerator?!?

Dotard Трамп and Friends:

  • Seth Meyers: Spicer speaks out, Mueller targets Manafort in Russia probe
  • Stephen: Трамп’s UN speech advocates for both peace and nuclear war
  • David Pakman: Трамп praises non-existent country of “Nambia”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп Tweets about North Korea & Hillary Clinton
  • Trevor between the scenes: Трамп praises nonexistent country “Nambia”:

  • Sam Seder: Трамп & Melania’s perfectly normal husband-wife handshake
  • Keith Olbermann: Why Трамп is always (always!) the victim
  • Late Show: Kim Jong-Un responds to Трамп’s ‘Rocket Man’ nickname
  • James Corden: Here’s how to contribute to Dotard Трамп’s legal defense
  • Trevor: Hurricane Mueller storms the Трамп administration
  • Stephen: Stephen reacts to Трамп’s whining about ‘The worst ever’ Emmys
  • Samantha Bee: General Kelly v. “Honorable” Omarosa
  • Seth Meyers: Manafort, Rocket Man and the new GOP “health care” Bill
  • Late Show: Oh the places you’ll go… in a private jet on taxpayer money
  • Young Turks: Melania delivers anti-bullying speech…with zero sense of irony
  • Conan reveals Трамп’s 2020 campaign slogan
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп Prepared to ‘totally destroy’ North Korea
  • Stephen: Law & Order, Robert Mueller unit
  • Mark Fiore: Suck it, U.N.!
  • David Pakman: FAUX News DESTROYED for saying Трамп vindicated on Obama wiretap
  • James Corden: North Korea has a comeback for President Трамп
  • Farron Cousins: Melania Трамп gives anti-bullying speech, never mentions her husband’s horrible behavior
  • Sam Seder: The UN isn’t laughing with Трамп. They’re laughing at the Dotard
  • Trevor: A Трампian debut at the United Nations
  • Samantha Bee: Freedomish of speech:

  • Bill Maher: Dotard Трамп
  • Farron Cousins: Трамп blocks cancer patient on Twitter after she criticizes healthcare bill
  • PsychoSuperMom: Трамп’s not bipartisan, he’s bipolar
  • Stephen deciphers Paul Manafort’s code word “black caviar”
  • Conan: John Kelly looked uncomfortable during Трамп’s UN speech
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The love language of Dotard & Melania Трамп
  • Stephen: Stephen wants to make Nambia imaginary again

Seth Meyers: Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher?.

Adam ruins Mt. Rushmore.

VOX: The rise and fall of the American fallout shelter.

Hillary Clinton Won 3M Votes More Than Трамп:

  • Stephen gives Hillary a ‘cheeky’ dossier of unused election night jokes
  • Stephen: Hillary Clinton on what happened.
  • Stephen: Hillary Clinton on Трамп’s U.N. “speech”

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Samantha Bee: Is there any hope for the left?

Mental Floss: 26 facts about libraries.

VOX: How American Gothic became iconic.

Repeat Offenders—Republicans are Trying To Kill Americans, Again:

  • Stephen: Obama’s assessment of the Graham-Cassidy bill
  • Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) and Jimmy Kimmel talk health care.
  • Michael Brooks: Cassidy wants healthcare states’ rights… Unless your state wants medicare for all.
  • Seth Meyers: Republicans can’t defend their cruel Graham-Cassidy health care bill
  • Dawn of the bill: Return of the killer healthcare plan
  • Young Turks: John McCain reveals his Graham-Cassidy healthcare vote…
  • Obama responds to health care repeal bill
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Bill Cassidy’s “health care” bill:

  • Jimmy Kimmel fights back against Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham and Chris Christie
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Round 3 of Jimmy Kimmel’s health care battle
  • Stephen: Ten things Chuck Grassley hates about the healthcare bill he’s voting for
  • Lewis Black: Republicans don’t know what insurance is
  • Young Turks: Polls show America HATES Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill

Dom Joy: 50 state word association .

Stephen: A very Ted Cruz porno.

Farron Cousins: Republican politicians launch their own fake news website to spread propaganda.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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