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Archives for October 2022

Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/10/22, 8:27 am

Who else is sick of the smoke from the Bolt Creek Fire? It has been more than a month of this disgusting sky. We could all use some rain.

One thing I am surprised by is that so few people are wearing N95 masks in it. Surely we all swimming in them after COVID-19. And they’re free at most drug stores. Just ask for one.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 10/7/22, 11:51 pm

Stephen: “How about three women?”—Speaker Pelosi looks forward to electing more Female leaders

LegalEagle: The most ridiculous lawsuits ever

John Oliver: Museums and antiquities

WaPo: Five years after #MeToo, here’s why it’s still hard to come forward

Stephen: Biden’s October surprise—Marijuana pardons

Robert Reich: The secret to building grassroots power

Amber Ruffin: Are police in schools doing more harm than good?

Трамп and His Felonious Fans:

  • Katie Phang: Oath Keepers leader on trial says group “should have brought rifles” on Jan. 6
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Herschel May Not Be Your Daddy (or Senator) ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Herschel Walker abortion lies add up, Трамп files accidentally released & Gay Velma drives GOP mad
  • Trevor: Conservatives launch new dating app “The Right Stuff”
  • Stephen: Herschel Walker’s girlfriend kept receipts
  • Amber Ruffin: Ron DeSantis getting DRAGGED by Jiggly Caliente
  • Katie Phang: MAGA extremism—Violent “civil war” rhetoric spikes online ahead of midterms
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп PRAISES Dr. Oz’ dog experiments
  • Alex Wagner: “He was pro-choice, obviously,” new report quotes woman who says Walker paid for abortion
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Automotive Epiphany ♬
  • The Late Show: Be a man and drive the new Pontiac Schvantz:

  • Alex Wagner: Blizzard of new revelations sends Walker camp scrambling
  • Tommy Campbell: Herschel Walker tackled by ex’s receipts and son’s rant
  • The Late Show: ♫ Herschel Walker, “It Wasn’t Me” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—A Question of Storage ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп lawyers deploy slow-down tactics but Трамп’s case doesn’t improve
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Prof. Laurence Tribe—Трамп’s Special Master appeal is a “sideshow”
  • Chris Hayes: How FAUX News became a PR channel for Republican Senate candidates
  • The Late Show: Hallmark introduces The Herschel Walker Collection
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп takes classified docs case to SCOTUS and Rudy’s gross toilet habits
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Tired of Singing (about Трамп’s Faults) ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s COVID Superman fantasy and Ted Cruz is taking back America on a bus
  • Lauren Mayer: Let’s Boot Out Herschel Walker:

  • Stephen: Tyler Templeton reports LIVE from Mar-a-Lago for “Tooning Out The News”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Limbo Song ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Mitch McConnell and Herschel Walker on 2022 midterms
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reacts to Трамп saying he has a death wish
  • jimmy Kimmel: Supreme Court REJECTS MyPillow Mike, Трамп weathers tell all storm & Herschel’s concussion defense
  • Seth Meyers: GOP stumbles toward midterms as Трамп claims all elections are rigged
  • Alex Wagner: What Трамп’s outreach to the Supreme Court is really all about
  • Trevor: Who is Herschel Walker?
  • Trevor: Maggie Haberman—The Ultimate Guide to The Dotard Трамп
  • Stephen: “At this point we can’t ignore him”—Maggie Haberman on covering
  • Stephen: “He’s backed himself into a corner”—Why Maggie Haberman thinks Трамп will run in 2024
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Just Your Average Sociopath ♬:

  • Alex Wagner with Maggie Habberman: Трамп entitlement developed as rich kid, far from his new blue collar base
  • Jon Stewart and friends: Herschel Walker’s abortion controversy
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Where else did Трамп leave his beloved classified documents?
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell’s storm report fails and Marjorie’s divorce
  • Seth Meyers: GOP reels as scandal-ridden MAGA candidates like Walker and Oz implode
  • Chris Hayes: DeSantis auditions for role of green M&M in white boots
  • Trevor: FAUX News’s bizarre defense of Herschel Walker
  • Alex Wagner: Walker confirms accuser’s identity, but denies knowledge of her abortion
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Wild new Трамп tell-all and Herschel Walker’s abortion scandal
  • Stephen: GOP pretends Трамп isn’t racist
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If You Hate America, You’ll LOVE Трамп! ♬

Ari Melber: See Трамп-Nixon drug war shredded in epic Peter Tosh breakdown

Liberal Redneck: OPEC, foreign oil, gas prices, etc.

WaPo: What the Michigan midterms means for the future of abortion

Stephen: “No one fucks with a Biden” and Buttigieg claps back at MTG

The Daily Show: The Kamala Harris Veep reboot

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 10/7/22, 7:59 am

What the fuck is happening with the King County jail? Jesus, man. Cloudy water? Cloudy water. For a week. It’s so terrible. They are people in our custody, and we have a moral responsibility to do fucking better.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And sign up to get vaccinated or for the bivalent booster right now.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/5/22, 8:00 am

Man. Seattle sports teams. The Mariners breaking the playoff drought. And OL Reign coming in first in the NWSL.

We may ir may not get a Mariners home game in the playoffs. But OL Reign are playing at Lumen Field. And if you haven’t been to one of there games, let me recommend a trip. The crowd is a lot of fun during the regular season, and I imagine it will be even more during the playoffs. The team took a while to get started but have been playing great for a while now.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Senate Race 2022

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/4/22, 7:24 pm

Senate Democrats*
Senate Republicans
97.2% probability
2.8% probability
Mean of 51 seats
Mean of 49 seats

Electoral College Map

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Lousiana Maine Maryland Massachusettes Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia D.C. Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

I saw a headline today saying that Republicans had made some gains in the Senate contest. So I decided to update the polls and see what tale they had to tell.

The previous analysis from 12 days ago gave the Democrats a 98.1% probability of taking the Senate with a mean of 51 seats.

With today’s polls, after 100000 simulated elections, Democrats have a Senate majority 74100 times, there were 23093 ties), and Republicans control the Senate 2807 times. Democrats have a 97.2% probability of controlling the Senate and Republicans have a 2.8% probability of controlling the Senate. So, I guess there was a tiny movement toward Republican control.

Some states, like Colorado, Illinois, and New Hampshire, have moved a bit more into the Democrat column. But Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin have gone the other way. It is almost a wash.

Here is the distribution of Senate seats from the simulations:*

This graphs shows the probability of at least each number of seats controlled by the Democrats:*

  • 100000 simulations: Democrats control the Senate 97.2%, Republicans control the Senate 2.8%.
  • Average ( SE) seats for Democrats: 51.2 ( 1.1)
  • Average (SE) seats for Republicans: 48.8 ( 1.1)
  • Median (95% CI) seats for Democrats: 51 (49, 53)
  • Median (95% CI) seats for Republicans: 49 (47, 51)

Expected outcomes from the simulations:

  • Democratic seats w/no election: 34
  • Independent seats w/no election: two
  • Republican seats w/no election: 29
  • Contested Democratic seats likely to remain Democratic: 13
  • Contested Republican seats likely to remain Republican: 20
  • Contested Democratic seats likely to switch: one
  • Contested Republican seats likely to switch: one

This table shows the number of Senate seats controlled for different criteria for the probability of winning a state:* Safe>0.9999, Strong>90%, Leans>60%, Weak>50%

Threshold Safe + Strong + Leans + Weak
Safe Democrat 47
Strong Democrat 3 50
Leans Democrat 0 0 50
Weak Democrat 0 0 0 50
Weak Republican 0 0 0 50
Leans Republican 5 5 50
Strong Republican 10 45
Safe Republican 35

This table summarizes the results by state. Click on the poll number to see the individual polls included for a state.

# Sample Percent Percent Democrat Republican
State @ polls size Democrat Republican % wins % wins
AL 0 0 (0) (100)
AK 0 0 (0) (100)
AZ 9 6018 54.3 45.7 100.0 0.0
AR 1 618 41.3 58.7 0.1 99.9
CA 0 0 (100) (0)
CO 3 2667 55.0 45.0 100.0 0.0
CT 2 2435 58.4 41.6 100.0 0.0
FL 6 3396 47.5 52.5 2.0 98.0
GA 8 7128 51.2 48.8 92.9 7.1
HI 0 0 (100) (0)
ID 0 0 (0) (100)
IL 1 805 61.7 38.3 100.0 0.0
IN 1 456 48.7 51.3 35.1 64.9
IA 1& 514 45.3 54.7 6.9 93.1
KS 1 784 42.2 57.8 0.1 99.9
KY 1& 588 41.5 58.5 0.3 99.7
LA 0 0 (0) (100)
MD 1 666 62.9 37.1 100.0 0.0
MO 2 1560 43.3 56.7 0.0 100.0
NV 5 3721 48.8 51.2 15.6 84.4
NH 7 5381 54.1 45.9 100.0 0.0
NY 2 1454 62.6 37.4 100.0 0.0
NC 5 3603 49.2 50.8 24.3 75.7
ND 0 0 (0) (100)
OH 5 3698 49.3 50.7 26.9 73.1
OK 2 814 43.6 56.4 0.4 99.6
OK 1 430 39.5 60.5 0.1 99.9
OR 2 1507 61.4 38.6 100.0 0.0
PA 9 6780 52.6 47.4 99.9 0.1
SC 1& 546 40.7 59.3 0.0 100.0
SD 0 0 (0) (100)
UT 3 1198 46.6 53.4 4.7 95.3
VT 1 996 53.5 46.5 94.5 5.5
WA 5 3361 54.4 45.6 100.0 0.0
WI 8 5709 49.2 50.8 18.4 81.6

@ Current party in office
& An older poll was used (i.e. no recent polls exist).
*Analysis assume that independent candidates will caucus with the Democrats.

Details of the methods are given in the FAQ.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 10/4/22, 1:56 pm

DLBottle DLBottle

This is your weekly reminder that the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is the place to go to discuss politics over the beverage of your choice. And tonight is the night.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm out on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter for you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/3/22, 7:58 am

Good morning. Let’s start taking steps to get to a place where we can breach the dams on the Snake River. Excellent for salmon. We’ll have to figure out ways to replace the energy the dams produce. But it’s great to push for.

Rep. Dan Newhouse is opposed to any dam removal because he’s fighting a war on fishing. He wants the Snake River as dead as possible. He hates the recreation and transportation that could be achieved.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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