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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/18/25, 7:51 am

– Bainbridge Island has a chance to do something rad, and I hope that they don’t screw it up.

– New jerk off fence installed.

– This Chief Diaz fellow? I’m beginning to have some doubts.

– Hillary Franz, don’t protect creeps in your office challenge.

– Anyway, today is a good day to contact your legislator or member of Congress.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/15/25, 8:06 am

Look who’s back! I had a lovely time in New England and maybe got more smoke than if I had stayed. Anyway, here are some things. Some are a bit dated.

– Ann Davison’s consultant is a a bit mysterious.

– ICE kidnapping Real Change sellers.

– If you got a ticket in a construction zone, you are bad at driving and should stop.

– At least we didn’t tax rich people too much.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/11/25, 4:05 am

Still on vacation. It’s difficult to believe how red cardinals actually are. Strange birds.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/8/25, 7:44 am

Still on va-ca but you guys have a chat

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 8/4/25, 2:38 pm

New England is lovely. I am still on vacation.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/1/25, 8:25 am

I am on vacation next week and part of the following week. So open threads may be sporadic.

Anyway, I’m glad that the mayor and city attorney finally realized that Trump’s executive orders are bad. It’s like having elections forces them to do things. But there are people who understood that Trump is bad already.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/30/25, 8:07 am

– It is good to see faith leaders who seem to care about immigrants.

– Trump making electricity more expensive is an interesting story. But the headline framing it as a question was strange, and doesn’t fit the actual article.

– Don’t forget, your Cybertruck needs a regular wash in saltwater and lemon wash.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/28/25, 8:02 am

Oh hey. The newly opened Pier 58 looks pretty great. It looks like kids were really enjoying the new playground and people of all ages have more park space by the water. And whatever my objections were to the tunnel, this isn’t all in the shadow of a giant freeway.

As I was walking down the waterfront to work this morning, there were already kids playing on the playground. I think it’s a hit beyond just the opening celebrations.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/25/25, 7:58 am

– Renton, don’t vote for a guy who posts MAGA garbage on Facebook.

– Davison’s tenure as City Attorney is fucking embarrassing.

– During the Teen Dance Ordinance years, the Old Firehouse in Redmond was so rad to have. I am glad there are still people willing to fight for it.

– Stop covering for creeps.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/23/25, 8:12 am

– It’s hot again and I am working from my un-air conditioned apartment.

– Division Street in Spokane could be a lot better.

Coming home from Drinking Liberally, the bus (49 South) was as crowded as I’ve ever seen it at 10:00. Are people taking the bus while I-5 lanes are closed? If so, welcome and I hope you stay after it opens up.

– Anyway, your legislators and member of Congress go uncontacted. Tragic, but you can fix it.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/21/25, 8:48 am

Your ballot is arriving soon if it hasn’t already. Here are some voter guides. It’s more Seattle/ Western Washington centric than maybe it could be.

– Fuse has a progressive voter guide.

– The Stranger and the Urbanist both have endorsements.

– Seattle Bike Blog has many transportation and safe streets endorsements.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/18/25, 8:14 am

Hey, it’s under 80 degrees for a few days anyway.

– I don’t know if the US Attorney stepping down is related to the ICE related arrests but the timing is a lot.

– Good news if you feel like you need to protect dogs or kids in hot cars.

– After months in ICE detention, I can’t blame Alfredo Juarez Zeferino for accepting deportation, but dang.

– Ballots dropped this week. Get them postmarked or dropped off by August 5.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/16/25, 8:32 am

Man it’s going to be hot as fuck today. I am going to insist that you get yourself a big glass of water right now. Don’t wait. Throw some ice in. It already feels gross and it’s only getting worse.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/14/25, 8:24 am

– Racing the 8 for hopefully better service in the future.

– We’re going to have to do more to save the orcas at a time when the Federal government is doing less.

Going to have to decide who to vote for for King County Executive soon. I recommend the Hacks and Wonks interviews if you haven’t heard them yet.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/11/25, 8:25 am

– Going to be a hot stretch. Stay cool if you can, everyone.

– The Old Growth Table seems charming.

– Hey another shit initiative from the Washington State Republicans.

– Call or email your legislator or member of Congress today.

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