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HA Bible Study: 2 Samuel 17:29

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/27/17, 6:00 am

2 Samuel 17:29
Cheese.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Judges 10:4

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/20/17, 6:00 am

Judges 10:4
He had thirty sons, who rode thirty donkeys.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: 1 Kings 1:1-4

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/13/17, 6:00 am

1 Kings 1:1-4
King David was now an old man, and he always felt cold, even under a lot of blankets. His officials said, “Your Majesty, we will look for a young woman to take care of you. She can lie down beside you and keep you warm.” They looked everywhere in Israel until they found a very beautiful young woman named Abishag, who lived in the town of Shunem. They brought her to David, and she took care of him.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Hosea 3:1-3

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/6/17, 6:00 am

Hosea 3:1-3
Once again the Lord spoke to me. And this time he said, “Hosea, fall in love with an unfaithful woman who has a lover. Do this to show that I love the people of Israel, even though they worship idols and enjoy the offering cakes made with fruit.”

So I paid fifteen pieces of silver and about ten bushels of grain for such a woman. Then I said, “Now you are mine! You will have to remain faithful to me, though it will be a long time before we sleep together.”

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Zephaniah 1:2

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/30/17, 6:00 am

Zephaniah 1:2
I, the Lord, now promise to destroy everything on this earth.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Isaiah 55:7

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/23/17, 6:00 am

Isaiah 55:7
Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Proverbs 30:15

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/16/17, 6:00 am

Proverbs 30:15
The leech has two daughters.
‘Give! Give!’ they cry.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 19:19

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/9/17, 6:00 am

Leviticus 19:19
Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Psalm 82:1

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/2/17, 6:00 am

Psalm 82:1
When all of the other gods have come together, the Lord God judges them.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Proverbs 16:18

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/25/17, 6:20 am

Proverbs 16:18
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 9:20-25

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/18/17, 6:00 am

Genesis 9:20-25
Noah farmed the land and was the first to plant a vineyard. One day he got drunk and was lying naked in his tent. Ham entered the tent and saw him naked, then went back outside and told his brothers. Shem and Japheth put a robe over their shoulders and walked backwards into the tent. Without looking at their father, they placed it over his body.

When Noah woke up and learned what his youngest son had done, he said, “I now put a curse on Canaan! He will be the lowest slave of his brothers.”

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Ezekiel 23:8

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/11/17, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:8
She did not give up the prostitution she began in Egypt, when during her youth men slept with her, caressed her virgin bosom and poured out their lust on her.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Numbers 22:29

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/4/17, 6:00 am

Numbers 22:29
Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: 2 Chronicles 23:13

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/28/17, 6:00 am

2 Chronicles 23:13
And she looked, and, behold, the king stood at his pillar at the entering in, and the princes and the trumpets by the king: and all the people of the land rejoiced, and sounded with trumpets, also the singers with instruments of musick, and such as taught to sing praise. Then Athaliah rent her clothes, and said, Treason, Treason.

Discuss.

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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 11:5

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/21/17, 6:00 am

Leviticus 11:5
And the rock badger, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you.

Discuss.

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