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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 1/26/26, 8:12 am

Hey gang, how are you doing? I was in Tacoma on Saturday and I went to an anti ICE rally there. Man, there were a lot of cops there. Like, bike cops and cops just standing there. Feels very oppressive compared to Seattle and Suburbia where the police have kept their distance, at protests I’ve been to. Maybe that’s the point but it really is a noticeable contrast.

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  1. National Lampoon spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 8:50 am

    If you don’t buy this magazine we will shoot this ICU nurse.

    https://i0.wp.com/www.sevendaysvt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/crime2-2-46f4fd3b9fbd9e02.webp?w=778&ssl=1

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:00 am

    @ 1

    And if the ICE action does not stop Jacob Frey and Tim Walz promise to hire this ICU nurse:

    True Crime Updates
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    ⚠️ WARNING: This post contains descriptions of child abuse and infant injury.

    Erin Elizabeth Ann Strotman, 27, a former neonatal intensive care nurse in Virginia, has pleaded no contest to nine counts of felony child abuse. The plea deal follows a lengthy investigation into unexplained fractures suffered by newborns at Henrico Doctors’ Hospital. Under the terms of the agreement, Strotman faces a maximum of three years in prison, with several malicious wounding charges being dropped.

    The investigation began in 2023 after multiple infants were found with broken bones. Evidence presented in court included video footage of Strotman appearing to lean her full body weight onto a crying infant. Other reports alleged she lifted newborns by their heads and used excessive force during routine care. While her defense argued the actions were “perceived as rough” but lacked intent to harm, investigators noted that unexplained injuries ceased during a year-long period when Strotman was placed on administrative leave.

    As part of the resolution, Strotman is permanently barred from practicing nursing or working with minors and vulnerable adults. The hospital also faced scrutiny for failing to report the suspected abuse in a timely manner and for lacking proper documentation of staff interactions in the NICU. Families of the affected children, some of whom suffered the highest level of physical abuse recognized in Virginia, are expected to provide impact statements at the sentencing hearing scheduled for June 5.

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    👁️Source: Daily Mail / The Washington Post
    2:17 AM · Jan 21, 2026

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:03 am

    ICE has $75 billion banked, enough to sustain operations for years.

    Yet somehow Chuck Schumer thinks another federal government shutdown will affect ICE funding.

    GLWT

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:12 am

    Tom Homan is on his way to Minneapolis.

    For those who wonder how Tom Homan became a household name, look no further than the award bestowed upon him by the Obama administration:

    For Immediate Release
    DHS Press Office
    Contact: 202-282-8010

    WASHINGTON – Today, the White House Office of Management and Budget and the U.S. Office of Personnel Management announced the 2015 Presidential Rank Award recipients, recognizing and celebrating some of the federal government’s top career executives and senior professionals for consistently demonstrating strength, integrity, and commitment to public service. The Presidential Rank Award is bestowed each year by the President upon a small group of career employees and is the nation’s highest civil service award.

    “I am very proud of these outstanding men and women and am grateful for their dedication to the DHS mission,” said Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh C. Johnson. “These demonstrated leaders inspire their colleagues and bring great passion and innovation to public service in support of homeland security.”

    This prestigious honor is divided into two categories: Distinguished rank for leaders who achieve sustained extraordinary results, and Meritorious rank for leaders with sustained accomplishments. Nine outstanding employees from across the Department were among this year’s recipients. They include:

    Distinguished Rank Award:

    Thomas D. Homan, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

    So thank you, Barack & Co., for identifying and rewarding leadership and integrity by elevating Tom Homan’s status in such a public manner.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:14 am

    There are two House-passed appropriations bills to be considered by the Senate. One of them contains all of the goodies liberals need. The other contains DHS funding.

    Any reason Senate Majority Leader Thune should pass the bill with the goodies before passing the bill with the DHS funding?

    Didn’t think so.

    GLWT shutdown, Chuck.

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:21 am

    Too bad for libbies, but the economy is not tanking:

    Orders for long-lasting items such as appliances, aircraft and computers rose more than expected in November, the Commerce Department reported Monday.

    Durable goods demand jumped 5.3% for the month, according to Census Bureau data delayed by the government shutdown. The total reversed a 2.1% decline in October and was better than the 4.5% Dow Jones consensus estimate.

    Excluding defense orders, the number was even better with a 6./6% rise. Excluding transportation, which saw a 14.7% surge, orders still rose 0.5%.

    Didn’t libbies say all the new tariffs would tank the economy?

  7. lmao spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:26 am

    Distinguished rank for leaders who achieve sustained extraordinary results,

    with ONLY 50k of FBI sting munee! Isn’t that special.

  8. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:28 am

    ICE has $75 billion banked, enough to sustain operations for years.

    Well, I gotta admit this is a tough one.

    Either the lying idiot troll is lying.
    Or the lying idiot troll is an idiot.

    That’s one helluva Gordian Knot.

    I’m stumped. 🙄

  9. lmao spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:30 am

    Strotman is permanently barred from practicing nursing or working with minors and vulnerable adults.

    Reminds one of a greedee radiologist irradiating hypochondriacs and taking their munee ka ching ka ching turning them into cancer patients.

    Hey, they’re addicted to whining about being sick! I give the people what they want and I make bank!

  10. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:35 am

    Any reason Senate Majority Leader Thune should pass the bill with the goodies before passing the bill with the DHS funding?

    Only one I can think of.

    That was Thune’s and Johnson’s commitment to Democratic Leaders ahead of these votes.

    Keeping their word they gave in order to secure the previously agreed upon support of Democratic leaders probably doesn’t mean much to Thune and Johnson. But it will mean a lot to the members whose support those Democratic leaders depend on for their leadership positions.

  11. lmao spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:41 am

    kreepfuck is widbee’s “domestic embarrassment”.

  12. lmao spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 9:47 am

    Erin Elizabeth Ann Strotman

    Minnesota? Virginia? Let’s make some more shit up!

    btw, kreepfuck’s ex was a nicu nurse.. perhaps this nurse’s “roughness” brought back memories of kreepfuck’s bottoming behind closed doors.

    lmao..

  13. G spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 10:31 am

    Funny how the Nazi Micro Penis Swallower feels so differently.

    https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:l3zb5xqyd7oycsq677dilqno/post/3mdbnc5syuk2s?ref_src=embed&ref_url=https%253A%252F%252Fdemocraticunderground.com%252F100220969853

  14. G spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 10:33 am

    You really have to be a God Damn Nazi to go out on a limb and support ICE and this administration.

    We have scum amongst us. Don’t engage with the Nazi Micro Penis Swallower.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/26/republican-chris-madel-minnesota-governor-race-ice

  15. G spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 10:34 am

    The Commerce Department that is run by Nazis?

    That commerce department?

  16. Gov. Walz spews:

    Monday, 1/26/26 at 10:40 am

    I welcome the dispatch of Tom Homan to Minneapolis, because he looks a lot like me.

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